I love how blunt you are with your sponsors. Other youtubers try to sneak it in their videos, but Joe is just saying, "It's sponsored so deal with it."
+Golden $tar he's either really slick in sliding them in like how he plugged Slugbooks in one of his videos or blunt like this one...either way, I like how he does it
opALT777 Nobody’s that flexible that could never happen (well except if you went back in time or went to the future or something and had your alternative counterpart do that or hell have a clone of yourself do it and I have put way too much thought into this)
Matia Vlogs yes, but paparazzi is an italian word, and to make a noun plural in italian you end the word in "i". paparazzo its even the male form, there is paparazza also for female.
I haven’t seen this video in ages and the ONE TIME I randomly watch it, right after the Dominos pizza story my mum texts me to ask what I want from Dominos 😂
@@LyricaSilvan they were probably really young, because the way they described a gay person is exactly how eight-year old me would’ve described a gay person.
hospitals are not technically absolutely obligated to do everything for people... the dude didn't do his part by staying on the diet... it's unfortunate but it's probably one of those "we can't help you if you don't help yourself." things...
Ian Nicely If it's constant sure,but if he did it once that's another story.Can you imagine if rehab said no because you relapsed and had one drink? If he was ordering pizza all the time,then he didn't want to help himself and it makes sense but if he ordered pizza only once,they aren't obligated but it's still a little shitty to kick him out for one relapse like that. I don't know if the story really said if it was one time,or a regular occurrence though,so I'm not sure.
He was most likely in an interventional program trying to lose weight for bariatric surgery. Hospitalization usually means that the doctor has tried everything else, and the patient has been non-compliant. When this happens, the patient is hospitalized so their diet can be controlled. If the patient breaks the diet laws they are usually excused from the program/discharged from the hospital.
IVE WATCHED YOU FOR SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT AND MY MOM JUST YELLED AT ME SAYING IM GOING NOWHERE IN LIFE. I AM DYING LAUGHING FROM THESE VIDEOS HOLY MOLY.
i dont blame the hospital for kicking him out... nurses are actually working their asses off getting yelled at by patients, patients families and doctors.... and for him to just shrug of their hard work and order pizza... the nurses and doctors tried to get him to lose weight, but he still orders pizza... he cant even move so exercise is out of the question, so they have no choice but to get him on a diet... they could've had the fat removed by liposuction, but that is way too dangerous... he should have been thankful that they were trying to help him...
+michael duong its hard to go from eating a shit ton to eating nothing but applesauce and peanut and butter sandwiches.. it would be different if he did it ALL THE TIME, but it was once.
The Jensenation truee.... they probably could have at least given him once in a while something nice to eat... but when was hospital food ever good anywayz...
Actually at the weight of 800 pounds you can't go through liposuction. They needed him to lose weight first to maybe 400 pounds. Then liposuction can be done.
Actually, doctors must take the Hippocratic oath, basically meaning they have to help anyone who asks. Unconditionally. Unless he refused treatment, they should lose their medical degrees, but I suspect there is more to the story then "he ate pizza and got kicked out"
That wasn't just a hospital it's one for people who have bad eating habits and ate EXTREMELY over weight there is a very long waiting list to get into that place and they are told that if you don't take it serious and you break the rules you will be sent home and they will admit the next person on the list that is absolutely serious about losing weight and sticking to the program..
@Autumn Potato Well I mean, it's all about how hard you're actually trying. Sure, that guy may have been trying to cooperate, but just couldn't resist one pizza for just that day. Even so, that wastes the time and effort of the staff. If they can find someone who is easier to work with, they're more than happy to replace you.
That's still really fucked. These people have an issue mentally, with food and cannot stop eating. From that one cheat day they could've added punishments for breaking the rules. Not just throw them back out on their own to. Eat. Away their sadness.
It is more like being a fire fighter and trying to put out a fire and every time you try to put it out, they relight the fire so everything you did was useless
Maddie Champion - you mean like the CO2 (GAS) extinguisher that is used to put out electrical fires - i think its safe to assume jett lax wasn't talking about that
Hey Joe, I just want to say thank you for making me laugh every day. God Bass you and your family keep up the good work I'm proud of you. Lorenzo from Paramount CA
I'm in love. I'm 78 years old and thought I had seen every thing but Joe Santagato makes me laugh until I cry. So funny. How does he dream up this s**t?
I swear your'e videos are hilarious I've been watching them forever my favorite one is Mad Lib Madness .. . i cant get enough of them... keep em coming handsome ;)
SantiLokyyo, photogapher is fotografo in Italian. Paparazzo (singular of paparazzi) means - social photographer, the one taking photos at events or of famous people.
"Umm....hi.."
"JESSICA!!!!??"
Died.
Oh yeah Jessica yea yea YEA HARDER HARDER Ooooooo yesssssss
Crap crap that wasn't meant for you so sorry. 😥
Kevin Ezzell what the hell
Kevin Hol the fuck up
😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:32 I DIED OF LAUGHTER.
"I think someone is having sex WITH US!"
LMFAOOO. 😂😂 "Guys, Tommy broke his arm and now he's gay." DEAD. 😂😂😂
Right! I'm weak! 😂😂
Ikr😂😂
"Umm.....Hi"
"JESSICA!!!"
IM ON THE FLOOR DYING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Jessica!" 😂😂😂😂
Um, hi.... JESSICA???? LMFAO hahaha
"if i cant have my weiner out, i dont wanna live"
I CANT BREATHE
lol i died
lol
Same
+faviola sanchez RIP
Read this as he said it
"uhm hi" JESSICA!
I love how blunt you are with your sponsors. Other youtubers try to sneak it in their videos, but Joe is just saying, "It's sponsored so deal with it."
+Golden $tar also he waited till the end and didn't try to sneak it in one of the questions like others do 👀
+Golden $tar he's either really slick in sliding them in like how he plugged Slugbooks in one of his videos or blunt like this one...either way, I like how he does it
"does a lot of gay things" wtf does that even mean😂😂
opALT777
Nobody’s that flexible that could never happen (well except if you went back in time or went to the future or something and had your alternative counterpart do that or hell have a clone of yourself do it and I have put way too much thought into this)
That icon has me dieing
"Un-gay"
I DIED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"But one of them is like a "paparazz" God I love you
He wasn’t actually that far off it’s Paparazzo
"Guys tommy broke his arm and now hes gay!"
"God i love brad pitt his abbs are like steal"
"Ya see?!"
Lmfao dead
“A Blockbuster in Wyoming”
Sounds like a musical waiting to happen.
Its paparazzo, Joe 😂
Yep.
haha ya I was thinking that too
Matia Vlogs yes, but paparazzi is an italian word, and to make a noun plural in italian you end the word in "i". paparazzo its even the male form, there is paparazza also for female.
+Matia Vlogs It's from a surname, and it was Paparazzo (from a movie by Fellini), not paparazzi. So the single word should be paparazzo as well.
no, its more like a fireman getting there and hearing about how the person living there actually started the fire. they still need to fight it though.
It's more like keeping cans of gas in your garage.
no.
Exactly. Whether it was their fault or not, the fire needs to be put out. That's what the firefighters are there for after all
**shows up at a fire as a fireman** Oh no? I'm not going in there! I-I don't do fire! It's painful. Nope.
I haven’t seen this video in ages and the ONE TIME I randomly watch it, right after the Dominos pizza story my mum texts me to ask what I want from Dominos 😂
I would love to see you a d Ryan Reynolds in a movie together lol. As brothers... Ya that would be great
And*
Damn that would be epic😍
MissAmyLeexo sexiest movie ever .
I think you mean twins. Though Joe is the hot twin
MissAmyLeexo shut up and take my money
Can we all just acknowledge how hot Joe looks in a snapback?
yes! he's soo damn hot in AALLLL his videos
emily hoang ikr
can we all just acknowledge how hot joe looks
emily hoang lol not a snap back
emily hoang Have you seen him in his glasses? *fans self* oooo gurl check that shit out
Lol blockbuster in Wyoming. As a Wyoming bred girl, this is totally true.
Wherein? I'm Casper raised, Wyoming born
Dani Allred Cheyanne here my town :)
ahh cheyann is my name :D
Ayo! I'm from Evanston!
Hey!! I'm at FE Warren AFB in Cheyenne!
The gay question should be on "Idiots of the Internet" -_-
not really..he/she has a point. amnesia can erase all memory. hence the victim will not know which sex he/she desires
The wording was dumb but i wonder about the answer lol
Tbh I’m pretty sure based on their second question that it was either a joke or someone really young.
But it does pose an interesting topic of discussion
@@LyricaSilvan they were probably really young, because the way they described a gay person is exactly how eight-year old me would’ve described a gay person.
I have to take my PSAT tomorrow. Instead of watching this I should be studying.. Guess tomorrow morning will have to do.
+nikki riv I have it tomorrow to lmao!
same
Same😁
Same
+nikki riv um.... whats a psat?
I always finish his videos with literal tears coming out of my eyes
"This question should be on a state test"😂 plus the fight club reference 😂😂😂 I'm dying
hospitals are not technically absolutely obligated to do everything for people... the dude didn't do his part by staying on the diet... it's unfortunate but it's probably one of those "we can't help you if you don't help yourself." things...
could not have said it better myself
Except he did help himself...to some pizza
Ian Nicely If it's constant sure,but if he did it once that's another story.Can you imagine if rehab said no because you relapsed and had one drink?
If he was ordering pizza all the time,then he didn't want to help himself and it makes sense but if he ordered pizza only once,they aren't obligated but it's still a little shitty to kick him out for one relapse like that.
I don't know if the story really said if it was one time,or a regular occurrence though,so I'm not sure.
I would think it would have to be a regular occurence for them to kick him out.
He was most likely in an interventional program trying to lose weight for bariatric surgery. Hospitalization usually means that the doctor has tried everything else, and the patient has been non-compliant. When this happens, the patient is hospitalized so their diet can be controlled. If the patient breaks the diet laws they are usually excused from the program/discharged from the hospital.
Joe I freaking love you
Hi Tal
You're adorable, Joe. Thank you for the 'in the dark reenactment'. The greatest laugh I've had in a good month.
😂😂😂😂 i died at threesome part! "Hello is anybody there"
Singular of paparazzi is paparazzo. (as an Italian American I thought you'd know that Joe) The word was coined by Fellini the Italian film director.
the singer of paparazzi is Lady Gaga
Joel Rogers Lady Gaga real last name is Germanotta which is Italian so what is your point about the Papparazi song?
Ally Williams whats ur point? Who cares about lady gagas last name
bo burnham and joe should do a collab. that would be epic.
holy . fucking . shit .
Exactly.
+Leslie Margolles Two totally different styles of comedy. Love them both but it's hard to imagine how'd they mesh. I'd definitely watch though.
Hi cus 😹
ChrisHenken well they do have different styles but they have some similarities in their type of comedy which will look nice when combined
your sympathy makes you super likeable and your videos make me laugh so much, i love them
Paparazzi is plural.
Paparazzo is singular. It was a man's name. A real person.
The dude that got kicked out of the hospital I don't feel bad, the hospital can't do anything if he doesn't wanna help himself
IVE WATCHED YOU FOR SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT AND MY MOM JUST YELLED AT ME SAYING IM GOING NOWHERE IN LIFE. I AM DYING LAUGHING FROM THESE VIDEOS HOLY MOLY.
He didn't just have a slice. He had like 3 large pizzas
I appreciate how he avoided the Donald Trump question.
2:37 I love the way you laugh. Really enjoy all of your videos.
"Guys tommy broke his arm and now his gay." -Keith Santagato
Farts do not have colors, but they do show up on infrared.
They also show up on the highway every time you're behind a Toyota.
The UA-cam Phantom Official hahahahha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
papari?
+Daniela Cantu Paparazzo
+Evan Woods true
+Daniela Cantu paparazzo
+Daniela Cantu but i'm dying xD
Pepperoni?... I'm sorry
Gotta love old school Joe. 12.23.20 Merry Christmas 🎅
Mad lib madness part 3 dammit!!! Haha
lol yaaass love those 😂
Petition for Joe to do Monday mad lib madness every Monday 😂
yesssss those are amazing
+Madeline Corradi
Yes! Mad Lib Monday!
+MrCorbyTender He finally made a part 3!!!
I would actually love it if joe made an audio book narrated by him with all of his commentary included.
i dont blame the hospital for kicking him out... nurses are actually working their asses off getting yelled at by patients, patients families and doctors.... and for him to just shrug of their hard work and order pizza... the nurses and doctors tried to get him to lose weight, but he still orders pizza... he cant even move so exercise is out of the question, so they have no choice but to get him on a diet... they could've had the fat removed by liposuction, but that is way too dangerous... he should have been thankful that they were trying to help him...
+michael duong its hard to go from eating a shit ton to eating nothing but applesauce and peanut and butter sandwiches.. it would be different if he did it ALL THE TIME, but it was once.
The Jensenation
truee.... they probably could have at least given him once in a while something nice to eat... but when was hospital food ever good anywayz...
Actually at the weight of 800 pounds you can't go through liposuction. They needed him to lose weight first to maybe 400 pounds. Then liposuction can be done.
calm down on the dots bro and fare enough
Actually, doctors must take the Hippocratic oath, basically meaning they have to help anyone who asks. Unconditionally. Unless he refused treatment, they should lose their medical degrees, but I suspect there is more to the story then "he ate pizza and got kicked out"
4:17 The answer is D, because fish don't like applesauce
That wasn't just a hospital it's one for people who have bad eating habits and ate EXTREMELY over weight there is a very long waiting list to get into that place and they are told that if you don't take it serious and you break the rules you will be sent home and they will admit the next person on the list that is absolutely serious about losing weight and sticking to the program..
@Autumn Potato Well I mean, it's all about how hard you're actually trying. Sure, that guy may have been trying to cooperate, but just couldn't resist one pizza for just that day. Even so, that wastes the time and effort of the staff. If they can find someone who is easier to work with, they're more than happy to replace you.
That's still really fucked. These people have an issue mentally, with food and cannot stop eating. From that one cheat day they could've added punishments for breaking the rules. Not just throw them back out on their own to. Eat. Away their sadness.
5 years later and its still funny asf
Ya- ya see?!
I watch these videos to help me through the day. Thank You Joe..oh and Keith. Your laugh cracks me up.
It is more like being a fire fighter and trying to put out a fire and every time you try to put it out, they relight the fire so everything you did was useless
jett lax like a firefighter trying to put out a fire with gas, right?
Maddie Champion - you mean like the CO2 (GAS) extinguisher that is used to put out electrical fires - i think its safe to assume jett lax wasn't talking about that
I would say its like smoking in a burning building
“Yee yuh see”🤣 don’t mind my spilling 😏
LOL! "uuuum hiiiiii"
JESSICA!
The singular of paparazzi is "paparazzo"
"JESSICA?!?!?!?"
i love this, i've never laughed so hard in my life. This is the best!
The 800 lb man ate 3 whole stuffed crust pizza's. That's not a slice. And that was the third time he's done it.
I loved what you had to say about the hospital and the man. Eating can be an addiction and I hate when people say it's all about laziness!
"Gay or un-gay" um, I think he means straight 😅
No shit
he wasn't following anything he needed to. he was given quite a few chances.
"JESSICA!"
Hey Joe, I just want to say thank you for making me laugh every day. God Bass you and your family keep up the good work I'm proud of you. Lorenzo from Paramount CA
I live in Wyoming and I have a blockbuster that is still open to this day.
Hospitals don't waste resources on people who don't want to help themselves.
4 questions...
4 QUESTIONS!!!
Joe and Keith's scene. 😂😂
-Bianca
You didn't answer the Donald Trump question...
+billy bentley you fucking champion
He was distracted by the threesome, and I don't blame him
+Maha Bilal yea I agree
The 300 pound man also swore to the nursing staff and would refuse treatment sooooo...
One of my favorite videos ❤️
Love you Joe 🙂
#SouthAfrica
you mentioned bo burnham so i fell for the promotion
4:25 I've met zero people who have changed their sexuality by an injury
"should one paparazzi be called papara?" lol
Paparatz
Its actually Paparazzo
Why has this guy not gotten more famous???!!
Did he say "reenaction?" instead of reenactment
I literally can't stop watch this video... The last one is fantastic
It's also like having an alcoholic in AA drink once and they're like, "You fucked up go drown your liver in toxic liquid have fun"
You're cracking me up! So seriously funny! Thanks for the laughs!
every time i watch your videos. i get a tampon and pad commercial
I'm in love. I'm 78 years old and thought I had seen every thing but Joe Santagato makes me laugh until I cry. So funny. How does he dream up this s**t?
I had a friend who fell off a van and she was gay now she's not
I swear your'e videos are hilarious I've been watching them forever my favorite one is Mad Lib Madness .. . i cant get enough of them... keep em coming handsome ;)
at 2:05 I was literally like hes gonna mention Justin bieber
"Is one a paparaz..."
paparazzi is plural and paparazzo is singular
Omg I live in Wyoming and I'm like honored that he even mentioned this place😂
Even straight men would be attracted to this guy!!
This was hilarious lmao, when he walked up with keith was too funny
actually you say 1 paparazzo
Aw your boiler exploded? You're not supposed to do that. Dying 😂😂😂
2:00 JOHN CENA
?
+Maddie Esquibel you don't know who he is?
+sue miller no, I just meant that I don't get it
thanks for the link! real MVP👌💪
If I could be anyone for a day
Whose Ariana grande's current fuck buddy
Mr Handy Conservation Society lol
Sausage Queef That was beautiful.
Mr Handy Conservation Society not you *sorry i dont know how to do the lenny face*
Mr Handy Conservation Society k
You can't just bang your hand and make yourself gay OR un-gay"
For some reason, that made me pee my pants😂
I don't know... the hospitals here have pretty good food lol
Why are you so funny. I have been watching your videos for a very olng time now and I still love you.
Papparazi means Photographer in Italian 🌚
SantiLokyyo, photogapher is fotografo in Italian. Paparazzo (singular of paparazzi) means - social photographer, the one taking photos at events or of famous people.
Supreme Genius Just like my eyes lol
His analogy of the fire fighter example was freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:11 he reminded me a lot of Tyler Joseph
OMG! ikr ! -Kathleen
Same
yeah the pose sure but not really
Dude I thought that too omg
TYJO AND JISH😍
3:44 "That was my reinaction of how it would go in the dark" It's reenactment. Come on Joe!
Any reptilians? HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You're dad didn't love you guys
How has Leafy invaded everywhere? Well, since I'm apart of the brotherhood.... HSSSSSSSS
Pure Cancer
+Caleb Auger salty?