Right Royal Cabaret Festival Presents Hayley Sproull - Ailments

Taranaki Arts Festival is set to warm up your winter with four incredible days of cabaret, comedy, music and entertainment from 22-25 June at the TSB Showplace as we return for the Right Royal Cabaret Festival 2023.
The festival programme brings you some of the very best from Aotearoa and beyond - in a wild blend of cabaret delights. Prepare to be shocked, to be thrilled and wildly entertained.
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HAYLEY SPROULL - AILMENTS
Award-winning comedian Hayley Sproull (ZM Breakfast, Have You Been Paying Attention?) brings you a brand new hour of music and comedy as she exposes her most annoying and predominantly minor ailments.
A dead kidney, a weak bladder, a full beard and a uterus shaped like the bunny from Donnie Darko - Hayley Sproull’s body is a constant source of mild disappointment. A body so confused it’ll grow quads worthy of an All-Black prop and have a moth-induced panic attack.
A body so contradictory it can handle two bottles of cheap sav blanc but not a cube of pumpkin. A body so dramatic it killed its own organ because Hayley didn’t go pee pee often enough.
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