Star Wars Outlaws - Rapid Fire Review

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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2024

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  • @Deadshot4396
    @Deadshot4396 2 місяці тому +3329

    Ubisoft games have gotten to the point where they aren’t even worth doing full reviews on.

    • @galacticcannibl1966
      @galacticcannibl1966 2 місяці тому +162

      Why do full reviews on games that usually release incomplete?

    • @addidaswguy
      @addidaswguy 2 місяці тому +77

      Lmao that is WILD. Who would've ever thought that would've happened with a not only Ubisoft open world but ALSO a Star Wars game!

    • @Trace153
      @Trace153 2 місяці тому +51

      If ubi can’t respect the consumer time, they don’t deserve more than the minimal effort in turn.

    • @jaysilva5854
      @jaysilva5854 2 місяці тому +35

      Ubisoft just copy and pastes games with new skins. They've been like that for over a decade.

    • @Kith_review
      @Kith_review 2 місяці тому +8

      Bro I was thinking the same thing. They didn’t even bother doing a full review on this dumpster fire

  • @CaptainRx-ss3rt
    @CaptainRx-ss3rt 2 місяці тому +1595

    Narrative director from farcry 6 and writer of Watch dogs Legion… I mean, it kind of speak for itself.

    • @manwithballsonarm6775
      @manwithballsonarm6775 2 місяці тому +2

      Both are probably lesbians with pink hair

    • @sluggerbutter
      @sluggerbutter 2 місяці тому +99

      dude for real it’s crazy how people use that as a selling point all those games were mid at best 😭

    • @stuckintheinbetween
      @stuckintheinbetween 2 місяці тому +58

      That's quite a resume. 💩

    • @MegaLPlover
      @MegaLPlover 2 місяці тому +7

      *speaks

    • @D4C_LoveTrain1
      @D4C_LoveTrain1 2 місяці тому +32

      Watch Dogs Legion had so much potential but jeez was the execution bad...

  • @brockly4443
    @brockly4443 2 місяці тому +669

    They said I need to get used to not owning their games… so I didn’t buy it

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 2 місяці тому +5

      That won’t happen really.

    • @LoopN
      @LoopN 2 місяці тому +45

      @@achaudhari101what won’t happen? We really don’t own any digital games we buy. These live service games can be taken offline any time and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. Take the first warzone for example

    • @alkalineatheris6171
      @alkalineatheris6171 2 місяці тому +25

      ​@@achaudhari101
      Remove your head from the sand.

    • @blumbtumb7404
      @blumbtumb7404 2 місяці тому +20

      ​@@LoopNthat's why I'm a sailing pirate arrr! Firing broadside! Taking the torrent booty!

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 2 місяці тому +3

      @@LoopN Okay but I was talking about physical in general.

  • @TheGreatCharlie123
    @TheGreatCharlie123 2 місяці тому +61

    I love how she consistently breaks the bones of her hands, hemet after helmet.

    • @williamyoung9401
      @williamyoung9401 2 місяці тому +6

      The fact the AJS only did a Rapid Fire Review of Star Wars Outlaws should tell you everything you need to know about the game...

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Місяць тому

      They really should have said she was born without arms/they were cut off & she got robot arms. That would have explained everything.

  • @grzegorzswist
    @grzegorzswist 2 місяці тому +323

    Its a game where the protagonist is a criminal but we can't drink alcohol or gamble more than 3 times.

    • @brandondominguez3387
      @brandondominguez3387 2 місяці тому +17

      Couldn't even botherto add in Pazaak 😑

    • @MrJackfriday
      @MrJackfriday 2 місяці тому +9

      Or make wildlife roadkill

    • @peternatorrr
      @peternatorrr 2 місяці тому +3

      To be fair, it's a Star Wars title not Gta. Games still beyond mediocre

    • @palasta
      @palasta 2 місяці тому +12

      @@peternatorrr It's disney star wars...

    • @Foxtail190
      @Foxtail190 2 місяці тому +6

      @@peternatorrrand Star Wars has some more fucked up shit in the universe to go off of. The Outer rim is a terrifying place lol

  • @kamurotetsu4860
    @kamurotetsu4860 2 місяці тому +952

    "It's truly neither good, nor is it bad"
    - Ubisoft in the last 10 years.

    • @manwithballsonarm6775
      @manwithballsonarm6775 2 місяці тому +17

      No it's bad you forget Alex is really boring and like boring games as well

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime 2 місяці тому +23

      No Ubisoft has made so really BAD games lately.

    • @adelkheir
      @adelkheir 2 місяці тому +6

      So it's 3.5, not great not terrible.

    • @GM-xk1nw
      @GM-xk1nw 2 місяці тому +32

      @@manwithballsonarm6775 nah, Alex has good taste in video games and movies, which you clearly lack.

    • @wb8233
      @wb8233 2 місяці тому +8

      As much as I love AC Odyssey, it does genuinely feels like they don't ever try anymore. They seem to want to make soulless mediocrity rather than actual art.

  • @CD-pm9kc
    @CD-pm9kc 2 місяці тому +398

    One punching a storm trooper wearing a helmet, that's basically impossible.

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 2 місяці тому +32

      the punch is bad enough, her other move is to walk up to someone, grab their head and then just slam it straight into the ground. with her hands. not even with her body weight on their head, just grab, and throw their head down slightly and they just slam right into the ground like they just got the weight on an entire person on their head, or like they suddenly turned into a person made out of wet noodles.

    • @deadshade442
      @deadshade442 2 місяці тому +59

      YOU DARE DOUBT THE POWER OF MA'AM SOLO!!!!? How dare u!!! IT'S MA'AM SOLO!! U HEAR ME? IT'S MA'AM!!!!!!😡😡😡

    • @terrelldowns6432
      @terrelldowns6432 2 місяці тому +12

      I was thinking the same thing. A female one punched a dude wearing a helmet, with her off hand on top of it all.

    • @Mad77max77
      @Mad77max77 2 місяці тому +2

      @@deadshade442 Wait, are you saying the main character of this game is the mother of Han Solo ?
      Still not good enough to make me play it.. but at least that'd be something.

    • @ircey
      @ircey 2 місяці тому +3

      strong woman

  • @theduck2970
    @theduck2970 2 місяці тому +803

    Nobody wants to spend money to play "MID" at full price.

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 2 місяці тому +9

      Or it’s not inherently bad.

    • @D4C_LoveTrain1
      @D4C_LoveTrain1 2 місяці тому +25

      @@achaudhari101 There's this weird thing where people are trying to shame games that aren't great but aren't terrible.

    • @okagron
      @okagron 2 місяці тому +30

      @@achaudhari101 And mid means "not inherently bad". Basically a mediocre game.

    • @KingTairun
      @KingTairun 2 місяці тому +29

      dude gave it solid 6 when the game is a 4

    • @theduck2970
      @theduck2970 2 місяці тому +2

      @@achaudhari101 I don't think it looks "bad' to be honest. Just derivative.

  • @jprsfragoso
    @jprsfragoso 2 місяці тому +107

    A Star Wars Ubisoft triple A launch comes out, and barely anyone seems to care.
    Well done, Ubisoft and Lucas films. It took some really good talent to burn one of the biggest IP's in existence to the ground

    • @taags
      @taags 2 місяці тому

      That will be Kennedys legacy. A failure of biblical proportions.

    • @BlackangelKatakuri
      @BlackangelKatakuri 2 місяці тому +5

      Not like Disney didn't already cause serious damage

    • @jprsfragoso
      @jprsfragoso 2 місяці тому +3

      @@BlackangelKatakuri Disney is Lucas films. They bought them just when Star Wars started going to s**t

    • @Ashadar_Resouley
      @Ashadar_Resouley 2 місяці тому +5

      star wars has been dying for years now, ever since they started making new movies it's been going down hill and i'm not even a star wars fan to begin with i only ever liked the prequels

    • @BlackangelKatakuri
      @BlackangelKatakuri 2 місяці тому

      @@jprsfragoso Lol if you say so

  • @LTV746
    @LTV746 2 місяці тому +30

    ‘The game is made by Ubisoft’..
    ‘Then you are lost!’

  • @Torobuck
    @Torobuck 2 місяці тому +581

    I'm so tired of Ubisoft games at this point. They have lost their soul.

    • @anon2752
      @anon2752 2 місяці тому +24

      Been consoomer slop for a long time at this point.

    • @t84t748748t6
      @t84t748748t6 2 місяці тому +4

      do cooperations have a soul?

    • @necroplastful
      @necroplastful 2 місяці тому +4

      been that case for a crapload of time. Far Cry 3 was the last truly incredible Ubisoft product.

    • @virtuaguyverify
      @virtuaguyverify 2 місяці тому +3

      That is literally almost every company out there! 😂

    • @alrightbro
      @alrightbro 2 місяці тому +3

      Then don't buy or play them?

  • @MsLuckoftheDraw
    @MsLuckoftheDraw 2 місяці тому +278

    A rapid fire review isn’t evidence that it’s shit, it’s evidence that it’s boring. Glad they’re not wasting too much time on this game.

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 2 місяці тому +21

      Boring is infinitely worse than bad. I'd say something like Ride To Hell Retribution is better than a soulless, sanitized ubi game.

    • @heyblaise
      @heyblaise 2 місяці тому +9

      Disagree, AJ has been on the record for months that his most-anticipated games of the year were Black Myth: Wukong, and Warhammer 40K: Space Marine 2. And guess what, both of those games came out within the span of a few weeks. He says it right at the beginning too that he’s reviewing both.

    • @marko6947
      @marko6947 2 місяці тому +1

      It's a great game, these clowns are just Ubisoft haters.

    • @tiandis100
      @tiandis100 2 місяці тому +7

      @@heyblaise Yeah, sorry. Everything about this rapid review and every other review tells you that this game is boring. You can absolutely disagree, but everything else points to boring and a not-worth-while game.

    • @heyblaise
      @heyblaise 2 місяці тому

      @@tiandis100 Did you even read what I said at all? Nothing I said has ANYTHING to do with what you said. Way to go. You get a Gold Star.

  • @DebianEcho
    @DebianEcho 2 місяці тому +278

    Damn a star wars game got relegated to a rapid fire? Oooooooooof

    • @BlackAssasin
      @BlackAssasin 2 місяці тому

      @@DebianEcho damn, an Elden Ring expansion got delegated to Rapid Fire? Ooooooooof

    • @untouchableghost1156
      @untouchableghost1156 2 місяці тому +6

      @@DebianEcho uncharted 4 did also? Joe can’t review every single game that comes out no matter how good or bad it is.

    • @wardy4903
      @wardy4903 2 місяці тому

      ​@untouchableghost1156 by the time you get to game 4 you're damn right it's not worth a full review.

    • @Brejan
      @Brejan 2 місяці тому +3

      Rapid Fires are better anyway.

    • @cipher.u.justice
      @cipher.u.justice 2 місяці тому +5

      tbf they didn't do Fallen Order at all

  • @pascalfilion3518
    @pascalfilion3518 2 місяці тому +15

    This will be 40% off before Christmas like every Ubisoft game.

    • @markcallaghan8389
      @markcallaghan8389 Місяць тому +1

      i have one positive thing to say about the game it seems it is only suitable
      at 40% ++ off for daddy to buy his 8 yo son ( who is a star wars fan ) for xmass, someone with limited
      expectations, not for experienced gamers

  • @LetYahArisee
    @LetYahArisee 2 місяці тому +8

    The thing that made me lose it in just laughter and disappointment. (Spoiler alert)
    At the end of chapter 1, when Waka betrayed Kay. Then, IMMEDIATELY afterwards, a complete stranger is on her ship and asks her to trust him about his plan about doing a big heist and she gladly goes along with him when JUST BEFORE, she said she's done trusting other people and that it'll just be her and her animal companion. I looked at the screen in simple disbelief, in laughter, of how bad the writing actually is. I don't understand how experienced writers and developers actually green lit this game's writing. Exploration is the best it has going for it.

    • @kigiphoto638
      @kigiphoto638 2 місяці тому

      What choice does she have though? He presents the best chance she has of ever being free from being hunted down forever.
      Even given what she just said it doesn't seem that absurd to me to go with this plan, and she does not trust ND-9 for some time after.

  • @nexeos
    @nexeos 2 місяці тому +187

    How am I supposed to take this game seriously when I grew up with Splinter Cell, Metal Gear Solid, HITMAN, etc? The stealth takedowns in this game are some of the worst we've ever seen.

    • @amsterdance9051
      @amsterdance9051 2 місяці тому +5

      @MikeB-o2q Blacklist was great, loved the stealth in that game, now compare the AI of the enemies from Blacklist with this piece of crap.

    • @JJsiN84
      @JJsiN84 2 місяці тому +3

      Exactly I was a huge fan of the original splinter cell games and Ubisoft developed them. The enemy AI in those games from 2000 and six or probably even earlier are light years ahead of the stuff they're putting out today. It just **** me off.

    • @predetor911
      @predetor911 2 місяці тому +6

      And to think Ubisoft started the Assassin’s Creed games. They should know how to do stealth.
      …But I guess we all know the state of the Assassin’s Creed games at this point,

    • @Garret007
      @Garret007 2 місяці тому

      @MikeB-o2q Well said, Agree

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@amsterdance9051it's crazy how a game over 10 years old has better AI than a modern triple a game

  • @gunsofhell1
    @gunsofhell1 2 місяці тому +479

    Really surprised they only gave this a rapid fire review. Thought maybe Joe would want to tear apart this game himself…

    • @Santana_148
      @Santana_148 2 місяці тому +113

      He didn’t want the unnecessary stress 😂

    • @pkemr4
      @pkemr4 2 місяці тому +94

      He's fallen off

    • @JustARTificial
      @JustARTificial 2 місяці тому +103

      Joe hasn't bothered with Ubisoft drivel for a very long time. Alex has had to do multiple Ubisoft game reviews.

    • @thedarkemissary
      @thedarkemissary 2 місяці тому +86

      He starting to realize, giving all his time to bad games is robbing him of time on good games.

    • @Knight1nRustyArmor
      @Knight1nRustyArmor 2 місяці тому +5

      @@pkemr4Big time, bro.

  • @TT79-
    @TT79- 2 місяці тому +168

    'Fine, lets just do a quick 12 min review cuz we have other games to play..'
    Who would have ever thought from a AAA SW game.

    • @blumbtumb7404
      @blumbtumb7404 2 місяці тому +10

      This is a -AAA
      Negative triple A

    • @chrisspyroman
      @chrisspyroman 2 місяці тому +25

      Wrong
      this is AAAA game, never forget that lmao

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 2 місяці тому +7

      @@chrisspyroman AAAA - An Appalling Asinine Abomination

    • @EnolaGay15
      @EnolaGay15 2 місяці тому

      I suspect it's more that they don't want to criticize certain design elements than a lack of time. The joes have really doubled down lately on omitting certain information that exposes for lack of a better term "woke failures". sadly much like more mainstream media, they have started deleting any comments that contradicts the info they put out in their videos.

    • @marko6947
      @marko6947 2 місяці тому

      It's a great game, these clowns are just Ubisoft haters.

  • @kryskiller666
    @kryskiller666 2 місяці тому +27

    Here's the thing, Ubisoft should be getting used not owning my money. Don't care if the game is good, mid or fucking terrible, out of principle I won't play (and much less PAY) anything this company produces - period.

    • @yurakolesnikov9725
      @yurakolesnikov9725 2 місяці тому +2

      Same here, brother. I will not play even a pirated Outlaws and I will pirate Shadows, because, despite being racist towards Japanese people and disrespectful to their history, it’s still set in Feudal Japan, so I would be happy to experience this atmosphere for couple of days.
      The one thing that gets my attention is real-life size map, unlike othet AC and, mosty, all open world games. I’m curious how they will execute that. But yeah, no money to Ubisoft, Instead of that I will buy KCD2

    • @barlevi5683
      @barlevi5683 Місяць тому

      @@yurakolesnikov9725 ah yes the racist calls the company racist,nice projection lil bro

    • @yurakolesnikov9725
      @yurakolesnikov9725 Місяць тому

      @@barlevi5683 jumping to conclusions better tha Michael Jordan, bruh

    • @gogetters6639
      @gogetters6639 Місяць тому

      @@barlevi5683 Your mother could've swallowed, but now you're here and posting this.

  • @Blaster00745
    @Blaster00745 2 місяці тому +6

    How is she knocking them out with her bare hands? They are wearing HELMETS!

  • @WillS724
    @WillS724 2 місяці тому +165

    Drove me truly bonkers that they couldnt be bothered to give her a melee weapon..shes bare fist punching stormtroopers AND THEYRE WEARING A HEMLET

    • @toxic4nia723
      @toxic4nia723 2 місяці тому +22

      Girl boss😂

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime 2 місяці тому +21

      Yeah this fact literally stopped me from buying the game. Bare knuckle hitting a dude in armor for every takedown in a STEALTH game was just a bridge too far for me.

    • @TheExecutorr
      @TheExecutorr 2 місяці тому +24

      for real. She's not a jedi, nor a mandalorian or a super strong droid. She's just a mediocre scoundrel. Freaking Greedo is an underworld boss compared to her, yet she runs around knocking out stormtroopers with her bare hands. Heck, she doesn't even wear gloves. What are these helmets made of? cotton candy? Just give her a stun baton, a shock ring or something. It's STAR WARS for crying out loud, she could have a shock spoon in her pocket for all I care. Just something.... ANYthing.

    • @WillS724
      @WillS724 2 місяці тому +5

      @@TheExecutorr 10000%. Feel this game would have jumped up a scale if we could create our own scoundrel

    • @ISGAMINGFORNERDS
      @ISGAMINGFORNERDS 2 місяці тому +4

      @@WillS724you think Disney would let you create your own character hahaha not in a million years

  • @fezzz78
    @fezzz78 2 місяці тому +257

    She is knocking Stormtroopers out with one punch on the helmet?! Who is this girl? I thought helmets were invented to prevent this sort of thing from happening🤷

    • @ThisGameizBrokn
      @ThisGameizBrokn 2 місяці тому +32

      I mean Ewoks threw rocks at them and knocked them out 😂. Stormtrooper armor is just for show at this point.

    • @SeriousDragonify
      @SeriousDragonify 2 місяці тому +5

      Yeah but GTA Online character does same with them in armor in diamond heist.

    • @Kelley_X
      @Kelley_X 2 місяці тому +8

      A punch on the helmet knocks most men down. Oh wait, you mean the armour-type helmet you wear? Yeah, that’s silly.

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 2 місяці тому +33

      @@ThisGameizBrokn A rock is still much stronger than a bare fist. No matter the armor, a thrown rock will do more damage than a weak backhand.

    • @alkalineatheris6171
      @alkalineatheris6171 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@ThisGameizBrokn
      That doesn't make this good.

  • @addidaswguy
    @addidaswguy 2 місяці тому +14

    Wow, he sounds like he had a miserable time.

    • @kenpachiramasama1139
      @kenpachiramasama1139 2 місяці тому +1

      Yet 6/10 above average. I really wonder where any of the good in this game, cause that gameplay is 4/10.

    • @someguy2171
      @someguy2171 2 місяці тому +1

      QTE soup eating 12:00

  • @zondor8123
    @zondor8123 2 місяці тому +4

    Nah AJ let Alex play horrendous game while he himself plays wukong and space marine 😂😂😂

  • @DeusKnight
    @DeusKnight 2 місяці тому +2

    I like how straight to the point Alex's reviews are. I can't wait to see your thoughts on Space Marine 2

  • @samuelquinones8612
    @samuelquinones8612 2 місяці тому +160

    Ubisoft devs are breathing a sigh of relief that AJ isn't going in on them 😂

    • @clarkcollins1804
      @clarkcollins1804 2 місяці тому +5

      There is probably a possible rant against Ubi coming

    • @ihateallthethings2683
      @ihateallthethings2683 2 місяці тому

      Would bet my left nut they have absolutely no clue who he is but yeah good one dork

    • @blumbtumb7404
      @blumbtumb7404 2 місяці тому +4

      AJ aside, imagine the damage OJ would do! 😮😮😮

    • @negative6442
      @negative6442 2 місяці тому +11

      I think Alex's "disappointed parent" voice is more damning than AJ yelling about this game lol

    • @EduFirenze
      @EduFirenze 2 місяці тому +3

      Joe is from Texas but he votes left. He's never been full on against the woke crap Ubisoft puts out.

  • @admiralalyssa
    @admiralalyssa 2 місяці тому +51

    Consumers can speak with their wallets, Concord is only the most recent example. C
    Keep ignoring Ubisoft's mediocrity, and they'll have to adapt or die.

    • @mrfluffyhedgehog
      @mrfluffyhedgehog 2 місяці тому +3

      They'll die ...
      Ubisoft is completely controlled by corporate numbties, who would not know a good game if you hit them over the head with the deluxe edition.
      They will react to bad sales the only way they know: with budget cuts, layoffs and increased predatory microtransactions on top, because they do not understand the first thing about the market they sell to.

    • @Warmeister-zr2tg
      @Warmeister-zr2tg 2 місяці тому

      I think most former fans of their games, including myself, is hoping for the complete destruction of ubisoft so that their IP may have a chance before its too late.
      Ubi has already done the irreversible to themselves but AC,. Anno, world in conflict, ground control, and tom clancy's series may survive under now IP ownership.

    • @qui-gonsgin8747
      @qui-gonsgin8747 2 місяці тому

      ​@@mrfluffyhedgehog So they go EA style... I hope Ubisoft does better.

  • @Halfrican-Jones
    @Halfrican-Jones 2 місяці тому +328

    Ubisoft must fall.

    • @KrishnaBheemul
      @KrishnaBheemul 2 місяці тому

      That'll mean they get bought out and Yves will get a massive cheque, f*ck that. Bad enough Bobby got hundreds of millions from Microsoft.

    • @Justafish9
      @Justafish9 2 місяці тому +6

      okay little boy

    • @Halfrican-Jones
      @Halfrican-Jones 2 місяці тому +15

      @@Justafish9 did you quickly forget Skull & Bones?

    • @13mrservon
      @13mrservon 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Halfrican-Jonesyes we did kid. Falling is a bit much. They do need a major course correction and quick. But not fall.

    • @blumbtumb7404
      @blumbtumb7404 2 місяці тому +4

      Absolutely G-man! Glad to read like minded people!

  • @World0fWowcraft
    @World0fWowcraft 2 місяці тому +10

    It's been a real bloodbath for videogames this year

    • @taags
      @taags 2 місяці тому +2

      They have only themselves to blame.

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 2 місяці тому +4

      Western.
      Eastern makes bank.
      Hmmm...

    • @williamyoung9401
      @williamyoung9401 2 місяці тому

      I'm glad we had 2023, because that's not going to come around again for probably a decade. Keep building that Steam library, folks. Remember the good times...

  • @NRSGuardian
    @NRSGuardian 2 місяці тому +15

    If there is one way that SW: Acolyte compares favorably to SW: Outlaws, it's that in Acolyte helmets actually protect the wearer, and if someone punches a helmet wearer they get injured not the person wearing the helmet. Acolyte may not understand how the Force, fire, or numerical advantage works, but at least they understand how a helmet works.

  • @tommyvercetti9434
    @tommyvercetti9434 2 місяці тому +18

    Another Ubisoft open world game! Nice! I'll put it in the bin with the others.
    Seriously, the only thing that Ubisoft seems to be able to do is create great world maps. Maybe they should stick to that and sell those world maps to people that actually know how to fill them with interesting stories and stuff.

  • @snakeeyesvolley8178
    @snakeeyesvolley8178 2 місяці тому +437

    To think that star wars has fallen so far... we truly are in the dark times

    • @benfoster93
      @benfoster93 2 місяці тому +18

      We're actually in the "End Times". The era of peak Warhammer content.

    • @healsallwounds
      @healsallwounds 2 місяці тому +5

      The Bad Batch was pretty good.

    • @BlackAssasin
      @BlackAssasin 2 місяці тому

      @@snakeeyesvolley8178 if 6/10,meaning above average, was worst score SW content got, it would be very enjoyable universe

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime 2 місяці тому +13

      The best Star Wars games all had 'LEGO' in the title.

    • @SalinaBabba8343
      @SalinaBabba8343 2 місяці тому +10

      Disney has about murdered the magic out of it with a saturation of mediocre writing and poor execution

  • @barlevi5683
    @barlevi5683 2 місяці тому +13

    These game feels like it’s 2 generations behind

  • @marshestmellow9524
    @marshestmellow9524 2 місяці тому +3

    That “matt Damon” reference killed me 😭😭

  • @Eheth1958
    @Eheth1958 2 місяці тому +4

    I don’t think I’m going to support Disney Star Wars anymore. They hate their own fans

    • @williamyoung9401
      @williamyoung9401 2 місяці тому

      I stopped caring when George sold out to Disney. Jar Jar didn't help...

  • @blackcaesar8387
    @blackcaesar8387 2 місяці тому +21

    The only thing that amazes me is that people were actually excited about a Ubisoft stars wars game.

    • @KingOfBlades27
      @KingOfBlades27 2 місяці тому +1

      The original trailer they showed looked promising. And as Alex mentioned here, the game definitely had a lot of potential.

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 2 місяці тому +1

      @@KingOfBlades27too bad it was completely squandered

    • @KingOfBlades27
      @KingOfBlades27 2 місяці тому +1

      @@leviticusprime4904 Well not completely. But obviously there are big issues like this review well describes.

    • @Exilninja
      @Exilninja 2 місяці тому

      ​@@KingOfBlades27look up a video by Crowbcat called "Ubisoft downgrades", highlighting the trend of Ubisoft delivering epic trailers and underwhelming games or games that don't look like their trailers.

  • @ChadWinters
    @ChadWinters 2 місяці тому +4

    Her hand must be so broken after punching all those helmets

    • @w12266
      @w12266 2 місяці тому

      Plot twist: it's not.

    • @aztechrex5275
      @aztechrex5275 2 місяці тому

      Imagine a woman (who's not a professional boxer), knocking out a bio-engineered soldier wearing a helmet with one punch! Are you-- are you outta yo' mind!!!

  • @justingochioco1121
    @justingochioco1121 2 місяці тому +17

    It’s sad that the best Star Wars game I played recently was Lego Star Wars the skywalker saga on the PlayStation 4

  • @bobjacob4237
    @bobjacob4237 2 місяці тому +1

    My biggest beef with the game is not having a list of completed quests after you do them. Or any count on the collectibles you've gathered. I don't need games to hold my hand, but it makes it very hard to 100% these types of games to the point where I'm not going to bother with all collectibles in this just focus on quests

  • @thefatfunker968
    @thefatfunker968 2 місяці тому +4

    Most studios are reading The Electronic Arts guide to game development. Screw the customer with minimal effort

    • @fabioa.8008
      @fabioa.8008 2 місяці тому

      Thank God From Software and Rockstar aren't

  • @AidenAppletonMusic
    @AidenAppletonMusic 2 місяці тому +56

    If they could make a star wars game with the world design and building of Witcher 3, the map travelling system of mass effect and the combat system of jedi survivor......that game would be a dream. Just exploring worlds and the class system was your role like jedi, bounty hunter etc etc. A proper star wars RPG.

    • @manwithballsonarm6775
      @manwithballsonarm6775 2 місяці тому +3

      Combat needs to be like God of war not the same 3 generic moves over and over

    • @jaxsonburch-eo1vz
      @jaxsonburch-eo1vz 2 місяці тому +8

      Sounds good to me. Except Ubisoft isn’t the team to make that game. They don’t execute on the fundamentals like facial animations and expressions, writing, and innovative gameplay. It needs to be one of the top tier studios. And that game you described is very similar to KOTOR 1 & 2. Hopefully the remake gets made and is quality. The team making the remake is Saber Interactive, the studio that just made the new Space Marine 2 game.

    • @TheAt0mite
      @TheAt0mite 2 місяці тому +2

      Let him cook

    • @ISGAMINGFORNERDS
      @ISGAMINGFORNERDS 2 місяці тому +2

      @@manwithballsonarm6775which god of war the newest ones are horrible

    • @carlhaeggman2378
      @carlhaeggman2378 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ISGAMINGFORNERDS How are the new ones "horrible" lol

  • @RR-od8hu
    @RR-od8hu 2 місяці тому +78

    Full Black Myth Angry review will be amazing. Glad this trash got a rapid fire

    • @dinkeydonkey5866
      @dinkeydonkey5866 2 місяці тому +8

      He didn't even beat the game, not sure how he's planning on reviewing it

    • @ISGAMINGFORNERDS
      @ISGAMINGFORNERDS 2 місяці тому +3

      Back myth is more souls like trash

    • @sekiro5091
      @sekiro5091 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@dinkeydonkey5866he's playing the game off stream. Alex is definitely not carrying him through the whole game.

    • @dinkeydonkey5866
      @dinkeydonkey5866 2 місяці тому +6

      @sekiro5091 he's not playing anything off stream. He gave up at the end of chapter 2 if you watch his stream. And his steam profile still shows only 11 hours played

    • @sekiro5091
      @sekiro5091 2 місяці тому

      @@dinkeydonkey5866 maybe he's playing on Alex profile again like in did in elden ring. Just to run around and use some of the abilities. Get the feel of the game.

  • @joshsegg2814
    @joshsegg2814 2 місяці тому +19

    I don't even remember this comming out

    • @UberHeroMystic
      @UberHeroMystic 2 місяці тому +4

      I thought it came out last year and was forgotten.

  • @AcuraAddicted
    @AcuraAddicted 2 місяці тому +1

    It boggles my mind when 4 years is considered to be super fast to develop a game like this on an existing engine with a lot of existing assets when even the original S.T.A.L.K.E.R. took 6 years to create completely FROM SCRATCH in early 2000s with no access to overpowered devkits and computers.

  • @michaelfloyd1127
    @michaelfloyd1127 2 місяці тому +3

    Love how she shrugs off punching a Stormtrooper in the head while same Stormtrooper has their helmet on.

  • @Daecoth
    @Daecoth 2 місяці тому +25

    Rapid review? You know Ubisoft is cooked.

    • @williamyoung9401
      @williamyoung9401 2 місяці тому

      I agree. The game is half-cooked. It looks like a decent foundation, but everything about the game is half-finished. If only they had a few more years to finish it up. The investors don't want to invest in the development of games; they want the quick, Live-Service return. This is Cyberpunk 2077 bad...

  • @BlackWolf-el3gu
    @BlackWolf-el3gu 2 місяці тому +120

    You mean to tell me Ubisoft made another 500th copy and paste game

    • @bjornjunker6320
      @bjornjunker6320 2 місяці тому +4

      No ! This game doesnt play like AC or FC ! Its more like Frontiers of Pandora or the latest tomb Raider games ..It has some weird designer choices but overall a good game IMO

    • @blumbtumb7404
      @blumbtumb7404 2 місяці тому

      Exactly 💯 another burning trash heap

    • @ISGAMINGFORNERDS
      @ISGAMINGFORNERDS 2 місяці тому

      @@bjornjunker6320I think the issue with this game people have it’s yes it’s a open world but it’s not a sandbox rpg do whatever you want the game wants you to play a certain way I agree there should be a Star Wars sandbox game also it’s interesting because they put stealth in the game the ai isn’t great but there’s not a lot of games that have smart ai enemies

    • @Hawkeye83627
      @Hawkeye83627 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@bjornjunker6320It literally plays exactly like Far Cry, except with a lot more forced stealth which is clumsy so it feels like a job and a chore more than a game.

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 2 місяці тому

      @@bjornjunker6320 It doesn't play like AC or FC but a shittier version of their Ghost Recon games.

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 2 місяці тому +25

    Outlaws was so bad that Angry Joe couldn't even bother making a full review of the game.

    • @adhumbla1153
      @adhumbla1153 2 місяці тому +1

      He only reviews Trash games . not mid games and DEFINITELY not good games !

    • @heyblaise
      @heyblaise 2 місяці тому

      Did you skip past the first 30 seconds of the video?

    • @joemini2480
      @joemini2480 2 місяці тому

      Angry Joe dosen't make games review no more

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 2 місяці тому +2

    The final verdict for this game is a Matt Damon out of Ten.

  • @bbqR0ADK1LL
    @bbqR0ADK1LL 2 місяці тому +1

    Most of the negative reviews seem to be coming from people trying to play this stealth game like an action game.
    This game is far from perfect, but even for someone who isn't a SW fan, I'm having a good time exploring the open world, finding all the unmapped locations & doing my best to stealth through as much as possible.

  • @Waxoffjohnson
    @Waxoffjohnson 2 місяці тому +10

    Out of all the games I’m glad this was made a rapid fire over wukong and space marine

  • @intheouts
    @intheouts 2 місяці тому +9

    the utter lack of impact in her sneak attacks will haunt me every time someone calls the plastic shit a stormtrooper is wearing armor.

    • @kenpachiramasama1139
      @kenpachiramasama1139 2 місяці тому +2

      You know what makes even more ridiculous if the armor just plastic if has any thickness to it you still mess up your pretty try to punch through it.

  • @StronkiTube
    @StronkiTube 2 місяці тому +56

    The problem with Ubisoft is that they make an open world first and foremost, and then decide to put a bunch of boring crap in it.
    Rather than creating a fun game, and designing the open world around it.

    • @LimmeLimbo
      @LimmeLimbo 2 місяці тому +1

      Why is it “boring crap”? Can you elaborate on that?

    • @StronkiTube
      @StronkiTube 2 місяці тому +4

      @@LimmeLimbo With "boring crap", I am referring to the typical Ubisoft design of copy-pasting a bunch of collectibles and repetitive side missions across the maps in their games, and calling it a day. It's as by the books for Ubisoft as it gets. Often a lot of scenery like buildings also get copy pasted a lot in Ubisoft games.
      Compare an open world of GTA or Fallout or even Subnautica, to anything from Assassin's Creed or Far Cry or most typical Ubisoft titles.
      Generally there's a lot more interesting stuff to explore. Areas are more memorable and interactive because of landmarks. Whereas in most Ubisoft games, everything mostly feels the same.
      I can recognize pretty much every area in a GTA, Fallout and Subnautica, because it's unique , and it still remains interesting to go exploring in these maps. I can not say the same for the maps in Assassin's Creed or Far Cry for example. And it's generally not really interesting to explore the map in a lot of cases.

    • @LimmeLimbo
      @LimmeLimbo 2 місяці тому +4

      @@StronkiTube What about the reskinned “10/10” rolling simulator game Fromsoft keeps dropping?
      What about the “go around and blow shit up” reskin games Rockstar keeps making?
      What about the reskinned RPG games CDPR keeps making?
      What about the “same” linear stories Naughty-dog keeps making?
      What about Activision’s Call of Duty?
      What about EA’s sports games?
      No game company literally makes “reskinned” games, and if Ubisoft does then so does the companies I just mentioned, so yall need to hang that shit up.
      Ubisoft’s side missions aren’t any more “repetitive” than side missions in other games lol. They’re all just little side stories with varying rewards, the real question is why do yall feel the need to nitpick so harshly when it’s Ubisoft? You don’t have the same energy for other companies.
      This is what I mean with you people. Yall say vague things and repeat the “buzzwords” you hear other people say.
      Based on what you tell me it sounds like you haven’t ever played a Ubisoft game. Everything you “know” is from what other people tell you. Yes they have collectibles, but they also have interesting points of interest and secret bosses scattered in their worlds as well, just as the other games you mentioned have. If you don’t know any interesting points of interest then you clearly just didn’t care to play their games enough to know them.
      Fallout 4 only recently started getting put on a pedestal many years later after being unreasonably shat on at release(just like many of Ubisoft’s games).
      I personally think you either get all your information from online, you haven’t played many of their games at all, or you are just so impressionable that all it really takes is seeing other people on the internet disagree with you before you immediately fold.

    • @StronkiTube
      @StronkiTube 2 місяці тому

      @@LimmeLimbo Oh boy. I can clearly see you have no clue what game design revolves around.
      If you can't see the gigantic difference in effort between Fromsoft, R* and CDPR compared to Ubisoft games, then you're either delusional or have no clue what you're talking about. I'm sorry, but that's really how it is.
      The only thing you are correct about is sports games. Those are also very lazy copy-paste jobs most of the time.
      Also, when I mentioned copy-pasting, I meant the actual copy pasting of the game's assets in the actual game itself. I wasn't saying that every sequel was a copy paste job from the last game.
      Look at AC, most buildings look the same. Look at GTA, and most buildings are unique.
      Yes, every game re-uses some assets, and that's fine, but Ubisoft takes it to the extreme. It's sad you have to be a fanboy for Ubisoft and defend them for their mediocrity. You deserve better.
      And if you felt attacked for liking Ubisoft games, don't be. I myself also play Ubisoft games from time to time. Like AC for example. But I can't deny that there's a lot of mediocrity in the repetition of the gameplay, and there's no interesting reason to explore.
      Of you're just gonna ignore my arguments and throw some stupid strawman or gaslighting BS at me, that i unfairly have something against Ubisoft and that I'm just hating for the sake of hating, then don't bother.
      It's childish behavior of people who simply can't face fair criticism with arguments...

    • @Hawkeye83627
      @Hawkeye83627 2 місяці тому

      ​​@@LimmeLimboDid you actually just compare FromSoft games to Ubisoft games??? There is no comparison there.
      Buddy just say you're a crybaby who got offended that someone didn't like the game and move on. You're reaching so hard and you sound pathetic.
      I went into this game TRYING to immerse myself and enjoy the world, the gameplay and the story. It's just dull. It plays like a bad Far Cry game. It's repetitive in a way that makes you feel like you're clocking in for a job instead of playing a video game.
      If you're so bothered, I have a question for you: Besides the one Easter egg they put on Tattooine, what's a memorable location from this game and why was it memorable to you? Maybe name some memorable locations from your favorite Ubisoft games if you think they're so memorable?

  • @LanaGrane
    @LanaGrane 2 місяці тому +2

    Not a surprise, for this to be a rapid fire, it's easy to see aj doesn't have the space balls for a full review

  • @kingjaffe9339
    @kingjaffe9339 2 місяці тому +20

    I get annoyed when I see the Ubisoft fanboys or just gamers who defend games like this saying things like it’s good or well they had fun with it so it must be good. Like yes we know the game is not the worst thing possible, yes it’s playable and has some fun moments but at what point do y’all hold a Ubisoft accountable for continuing to produce the bare minimum with ever new title! If you’ve played a Ubisoft title in the last 5 years, congrats you’ve essentially played every game they’ve come out with since then

    • @kingpin2psn
      @kingpin2psn 2 місяці тому +1

      never, as the need to care really isnt there. if i like a game ill buy it. i dont care who makes it
      just havent got time these days to care about gaming politics. only care i have is if i like it

    • @8220206
      @8220206 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kingpin2psn your comment contradict itself lol. if you don't care then you don't have to reply to this comment. just go play games

    • @kingpin2psn
      @kingpin2psn 2 місяці тому

      @@8220206 sorry overlord

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Місяць тому +1

      @king - star wars outlaws isn't the bare minimum. It's had A LOT of loving care put in it to it. Sure there are bad points but still I loved it. opinions. get tf over it. It's substantially different from Assassin's Creed Mirage & Skull & Bones so you're point that all Ubisoft games are the same is total BS.

  • @Lycan3303
    @Lycan3303 2 місяці тому +11

    This came out 6 year after Red Dead 2 xD

  • @CaptainRx-ss3rt
    @CaptainRx-ss3rt 2 місяці тому +96

    Am I the only one going crazy at how the main character beat up ARMORED trooper with her bare hands ? Even a cosplayer helmet would protect you more against fist than storm troopers in this game.

    • @manwithballsonarm6775
      @manwithballsonarm6775 2 місяці тому

      You tried. You failed

    • @tonybippitykaye
      @tonybippitykaye 2 місяці тому +9

      It’s especially crazy given those things would probably be ceramic in universe, so you wouldn’t just be able to beat them with your bare hands; you’d probably break your hands attempting that

    • @ha-kh7ef
      @ha-kh7ef 2 місяці тому +2

      yeah but its also a video game lmao...idc if a small girl is beating people up in a video game. Its like when people complain about COD not being realistic. The game has worse problems than that

    • @CaptainRx-ss3rt
      @CaptainRx-ss3rt 2 місяці тому +6

      @@ha-kh7ef to each their own but I don’t see it as unrealistic, it’s goofy af, which kind of clash with the tone the game try to pass. But you’re right it’s the least of their problem

    • @kaidorade1317
      @kaidorade1317 2 місяці тому +2

      But she’s a strong woman! /s

  • @PainKiller100500
    @PainKiller100500 2 місяці тому +5

    Do Concord next! Biggest flop in gaming history deserves AJS review!

  • @Rubycore
    @Rubycore 2 місяці тому +5

    This game honestly deserved a complete angry review.. It's a complete snooze fest

  • @refugeehugsforfree4151
    @refugeehugsforfree4151 2 місяці тому +7

    I do got to say the Graphics look really good at times, but the character Models look SOOO bad and purposefully lacks and it drags down the entire product.
    The storyline is just boring, the entire concept of the game makes no sense, an Outlaw who only steals from the police, stealth gameplay with lackluster stealth systems?
    I don't understand who this game was for.

    • @alicea3421
      @alicea3421 2 місяці тому +2

      Didn't you think Fallout was good?
      Or maybe it was Mandalorian?
      How can you accurately criticize this game and call Andor boring?
      How can you celebrate Mandalorian?
      Outlaws is the video game equivalent. Mandalorian is part of why this garbage game exists.

    • @refugeehugsforfree4151
      @refugeehugsforfree4151 2 місяці тому

      ​@@alicea3421 Lol what're you talking about? Andor is so trash it literally had a three-minute scene of a guy eating cereal while his mom berates him. That scene alone cost 300,000+$ to make.
      If you think that type of writing and money spending is good and really propelled the show and was worth the 20.8 million$ an episode than that's you. But I will be here with the people who have critical thinking skills.
      The show started the same way it ended. Looking for his sister.
      This game is at least something new and not a side story about a side character we saw in a movie one time, turned into a multi Million$ show, 250+MILLION$ show (Got to think about marketing too).
      For reference the Obi Wan show was 90 million$ only. For further reference Mando was 120 Million overall with longer episodes, more action, more sets, more CGI than Andor had by ALOT.
      Make it make sense. An overpriced show where the main plot is not resolved or even pushed forward for the entire Season one and is kicked down like a can to season 2.
      And Mando Season one and two have complete arcs and stories that also still kept an over arcing story to maintain interest.
      Mando Season 3 was trash. Everyone knows that. It did exactly what andor did, the ending ends where the series began, with grogu and mando together, a reset so to speak. Meaning all of Season 1 and 2 was pointless, just like the ending of Andor makes the entire series up to that point pointless and just regurgitates the main plot to try and get you to come back again.
      "OH we never solved the main plot in season one...come back to season two so we can repeat the scenes again but this time he's officially a rebel for no real actual reason! Just cause he mad!"
      ? Look for your sister scumbag, it makes no logical sense. He's a POS and doesn't give a fuck about his sister. It's a fake plot point that ruins the entire show and the pace of the show. I could rant about Andor for hours.

    • @alicea3421
      @alicea3421 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@refugeehugsforfree4151
      You wrote the same as before.
      You ignored me last time.
      Oh no. The whole "it cost this much" nonsense again.
      This is what you wrote last time:
      "Andor literally had a three minute scene of a guy eating cereal while his mom berates him. That scene probably cost like 200k$. How is that show even remotely good? Nothing happened. literally nothing. We end the show the same way it started, looking for his sister while he looks sideways and the camera does a close up.
      The most boring\mundane Star Wars live action show ever created with no creativity just copy pasta from other better movies.
      Mando Season one and two IS STAR WARS. Andor is some side project crated by a man who overtly said he HATES (His own words) Star Wars.
      Andor is just a money laundering scheme. It got more funding than Obi Wan...???"
      Why do you care so much about the cereal scene and the cost?
      I'm also predisposed to dislike Andor as he's the disney replacement for Kyle Katarn and Rogue One wasn't particularly great.
      As someone that does care about that sister plot point more than most, due to my own personal relationships, I can still recognize it's just not what the show's about.
      I agree it can make his motivation seem inconsistent.
      The point before he's arrested, after the heist why isn't he trying to find her? The context that we have implies he doesn't have any leads beyond what led him to the inciting incident.
      It doesn't mechanically break anything. It doesn't damage his character, we have no reason to believe he'd be capable of finding her. He was tied to the world he lived in, without owning transport. Just because it's our first introduction to him, it doesn't mean it's his driving motivation. They've clearly been separated for decades and the lead is "someone that might look like they're from the same planet". I don't know why you think it's the main plot point. I personally might have liked it to be. But ultimately in season 1 it's mostly just a plot and thematic device.
      Fallout is awful, but it also ends with a main character looking for a family member. Does that mean that nothing happened? They have new relationships, new motivations.
      Andor is in a better position to be able to find his sister than he was.
      I don't know why it cost so much more. It seemed to be in production a lot longer. During pandemic. On location sets rather than that awful volume stage. 12 episodes instead of the 8 or 6. But the problem is always writing quality. Obi-Wan getting those things doesn't make it much better. It didn't need more episodes, it already seems stretched. The issue is always writing quality. Contrived nonsense like Bail showing up on Tatooine or Kenobi losing his comms for Reeva to find and Bail broadcasting unencrypted for her to hear. Does additional millions resolve that?
      There are not fundamentally broken writing flaws like that in Andor. There are plenty in all seasons of The Mandalorian. Season 1 is absolutely no exception.
      What exactly is new about Outlaws? It's like The Mandalorian meets Solo. Good guy scoundrel with a non vocal pet certainly doesn't scream original. Do you think the story is better than Andor?
      You seem to look at it as themes, arcs and plot points. But it has to at least make sense for that to carry any weight. Else you get something like Fallout where there are constant pay-offs facilitated by the most contrived nonsense. Some are even decent ideas, but the mechanics of the story never bolster it.
      Outlaws features a "betrayal" from someone Kay has spoken to for less than a minute, the game wants you to believe that they're friends. She's shocked, yet they don't even know each other well enough for it constitute betrayal.
      Her actions in the vault with the rebels, that lead to her meeting with Sliro. It's all embarrassing. It's probably worse than all of the shows and aside from Andor, none of them are close to good.

    • @CommenjouerFr-gplus
      @CommenjouerFr-gplus 2 місяці тому +1

      Don't remind me of the bad character models. They did dirty to the model behind Kat Vass.

  • @boneboy9246
    @boneboy9246 2 місяці тому +5

    What i wonna know is how is she knocking out those dudes with helmets with her little fist.

  • @HypoCT
    @HypoCT 2 місяці тому +9

    4 years is a long time for this mess. Can we just go back to make games that works and takes like 2-3 years to finish?

  • @chuckles471
    @chuckles471 2 місяці тому +3

    The punching for stealth is so weird.
    Is it a Han Solo thing? That he punches Lando or the meme of him punching a giant otter in the old comics? And that she has to do that because she is the "scoundrel" class and must do everything Han done.
    All they had to to do was add a stunbaton or something, and it wouldn't look as stupid.

  • @J4xer
    @J4xer 2 місяці тому +1

    6/10 is so generous for Alex 😭 more like a 4/10 imo

  • @samuelquinones8612
    @samuelquinones8612 2 місяці тому +18

    Saw a hot take that the game felt like they started dev on Beyond Good and Evil 2 and then pivoted to this when Disney offered a bag of money. Does that sound viable, Alex?

    • @MetalJT24
      @MetalJT24 2 місяці тому +4

      Wouldn't be surprised if that was true.

  • @Aziraphale686
    @Aziraphale686 2 місяці тому +20

    Proably Alex's best review so far imo. Well scripted.

  • @Pr3stag3
    @Pr3stag3 2 місяці тому +3

    If I know a game has been made by Ubisoft it's an instant meh from me. The times of Ubisoft bringing out bangers for games are long gone we will never see the Ubisoft we loved growing up again. I'm 44 and I do remember the bangers they made

  • @joemini2480
    @joemini2480 2 місяці тому +2

    Wow angry Joe dosen't want to do games review anymore

    • @jeffpaul6292
      @jeffpaul6292 2 місяці тому

      Beyond inaccurate, try again

  • @Ranjefly
    @Ranjefly 2 місяці тому +1

    SPOILERS... Why I agree with some of Alex's criticisms. I don't agree with the mechanic "WAKA" he pointed out. There is a story reason why WAKA the mechanic wants you to find another mechanic. Another thing is while some of Kaye's takedown animations does not make sense "Knocking someone with just 1 punch, She will be able to upgrade her takedown to a taser to deal with heavy/big enemies. Other than than great review as always!

  • @Gechoszw
    @Gechoszw 2 місяці тому +7

    0:55 hair styles is everywhere!!!!

    • @thsudy
      @thsudy 2 місяці тому

      And he ain’t even a black human lol

  • @Jianichie
    @Jianichie 2 місяці тому +27

    Huh. 6/10 seems a little generous. I was expecting 5/10 at best.

    • @kenpachiramasama1139
      @kenpachiramasama1139 2 місяці тому +3

      I really do wonder what game actually has going for it. Just looking at gameplay it’s 4/10. I guessing it good at immersion in the universe if you let it. I played games like that though and once you fall out of it the game just atrocious.

    • @brando3342
      @brando3342 2 місяці тому +6

      I was expecting 4/10 from the points he was making. Gifted this game with a 6, for whatever reason.

    • @alicea3421
      @alicea3421 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kenpachiramasama1139 It's hard to be immersed in a universe with only idiot characters. Or with Kay talking to herself every moment, sighing before every line that she delivers like a valley girl.
      The story is atrocious, characters and relationships are nonsense, even gameplay wise the AI is broken.

    • @kenpachiramasama1139
      @kenpachiramasama1139 2 місяці тому +1

      @@alicea3421 yeah that what I thought but most reviews can’t seems to spot below average or average game any more. I starting to think the bar been lowered, cause not many reviewer knows what fives is. Cause if play games that came out before that are exactly this or better I don’t how you can say that above average.

    • @alicea3421
      @alicea3421 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kenpachiramasama1139 There's plenty that does seem like it could be average.
      But everything surrounding it is flawed. I don't see anything that it does well.
      With something like Skyrim, where it does a lot and almost everything it does is average or sometimes slightly above, you could see how it would be more than the sum of its parts. This game should be the reverse of that.
      Outlaws doesn't do a lot and everything it does is ruined by something else.
      Fallen Order got favorable reviews just off of being an EA Star Wars game with no microtransactions after their Battlefront 2. Despite that leaving it with nothing to unlock beyond ponchos hidden in labyrinths to pad its short play time. Sometimes from a meta perspective, it's obvious why a game might get a couple of points higher than it deserves. It's always less impressive than it sounds. I really have no idea with this one. The novelty of it being the first open world Star Wars game? (that's hardly open world and half of the the planets are from the sequels. Filled with Disney show tier characters and dialogue)

  • @samexoldx
    @samexoldx 2 місяці тому +24

    For the last 10 years Ubisoft is where all the least talented developers in the industry have gone to work and it shows in the low quality slop they've released. Maybe they should start worrying less about politics and start caring more about releasing games that aren't shit.

    • @taags
      @taags 2 місяці тому +4

      Facts. They hire new developers for cheap and thats why every game they release are so buggy.

    • @fatalexception3845
      @fatalexception3845 2 місяці тому +2

      *cough* Sony *cough* Concord *cough*

    • @acnash27
      @acnash27 2 місяці тому +2

      As someone who has played like, almost every Ubisoft AAA game since 2007 with the original AC, the drop-off in quality just in the last couple of years is kind of insane. Even narrowing it down to Massive, Division 2 has some of the best cover shooting and player (but not facial) animations in all of gaming, I don't know you get to Outlaws from that. Ubisoft used to reliably put out 7 or 8/10 games that you could enjoy as long as you set your expectations accordingly. AC Shadows is looking similarly bad, it's going to be the first AC game I've ever skipped completely.

  • @ldyb1712
    @ldyb1712 2 місяці тому +2

    Alex has been nice with the stealth segments of this game, he didn't talk about the terrible AI and the poor level design.

  • @Iscream4j0y
    @Iscream4j0y 2 місяці тому +1

    That quick time event sequence while eating irritates me so much, it goes on for waaaay too long

  • @bayushiteishiru6291
    @bayushiteishiru6291 2 місяці тому +3

    7:24 Someone needs to go to jail for picking that face style.

  • @TheSpongyMallard
    @TheSpongyMallard 2 місяці тому +17

    This type of game should have been a huge hit, but Ubisoft made it.

  • @poloepic9908
    @poloepic9908 2 місяці тому +4

    Honestly, this score is the same for almost all Ubisoft games. Expected nothing more or less

  • @rosumparat
    @rosumparat 2 місяці тому +2

    The only thing Massive Ubislop are good at is making interesting looking environments and when it comes to games... they don't even know what they are.

  • @fearlessjoebanzai
    @fearlessjoebanzai 2 місяці тому +1

    5:33 - that Speederbike trooper (without a speederbike?), just standing there oblivious to his colleagues fate, staring off mindlessly into the distance as you crouch run him.... says it all to me.

    • @fearlessjoebanzai
      @fearlessjoebanzai 2 місяці тому +2

      Actually at 5:30, you can see him reacting to it!
      But I guess he just refuses to look left - maybe HR had warned him not to look at his comrades in case they felt uncomfortable about it!

  • @palp8623
    @palp8623 2 місяці тому +4

    6:43 cant be real. That cant actually be in the game.

    • @notBrocker
      @notBrocker 2 місяці тому

      Its not lol its obviously edited but thats definitely still real
      You can literally look up how glitchy the game is

  • @nreynolds262
    @nreynolds262 2 місяці тому +44

    Ubisoft just needs to go away. Permanently.

    • @willslls8901
      @willslls8901 2 місяці тому +8

      That could happen. Their stock prices are failing and sales for this game are poor.

    • @nreynolds262
      @nreynolds262 2 місяці тому

      @@willslls8901 good.

    • @ISGAMINGFORNERDS
      @ISGAMINGFORNERDS 2 місяці тому +1

      @@nreynolds262 better things to do continues to cry on every angry joe post yea ok bud

    • @alkalineatheris6171
      @alkalineatheris6171 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ISGAMINGFORNERDS
      I feel like there's context or more to that comment. Is there history here?

    • @ISGAMINGFORNERDS
      @ISGAMINGFORNERDS 2 місяці тому

      @@alkalineatheris6171 yea the comment above had a interesting criticism for angry joe I respond then he says he has better things to do then I come to this new video and well I guess he didn’t have better things to do

  • @joshsegg2814
    @joshsegg2814 2 місяці тому +14

    Got to love that monotone Alex lmfao

  • @yusufabdulbari2932
    @yusufabdulbari2932 2 місяці тому

    I remember when joe would review games all the time but now he does rapid fire reviews witch is a slap to tje face to all of his fans that grow up with this channel... it feels like gaming has become secondary

  • @bio-weaponn5576
    @bio-weaponn5576 2 місяці тому +2

    My brain has been trained to immediately "BOOOOO: Ubisoft at the very mentioned of their name.

    • @Dr.Akakia
      @Dr.Akakia 2 місяці тому +1

      And EA and ACTIVISION

  • @Mandoa.Tanman
    @Mandoa.Tanman 2 місяці тому +6

    As a starwars fan I knew this game was going to hilariously bad, glad I'm not one of the fools who had pre-ordered this Ubi trash. Probably would have been a great game if under a different developer and a stronger writing team IMO.

    • @ISGAMINGFORNERDS
      @ISGAMINGFORNERDS 2 місяці тому +1

      Sounds to me you have become a crybaby

    • @ripayanami
      @ripayanami 2 місяці тому

      6/10 is hilariously bad? are understand that you didn't liked it, but review doesn't share you point.

    • @Ronuk1996
      @Ronuk1996 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ripayanamiThe review score does not really fit what was said in the review. Should be more of a 4 out 10 based on the review.

  • @armelior4610
    @armelior4610 2 місяці тому +8

    Must be tough to be one of the artists in charge of the open world at Ubisoft and making consistently good work while other departments... not so much.

  • @cutthat4643
    @cutthat4643 2 місяці тому +38

    She looks like an 80s hairdresser

    • @EnolaGay15
      @EnolaGay15 2 місяці тому

      Doesn't she remind you of the actress for snow white?

  • @JeremyAyres-z2e
    @JeremyAyres-z2e 2 місяці тому +1

    A quick time event for eating food? Are you serious? Just gonna gloss over that? Yeah? . . . Okay...

  • @cloudcity77
    @cloudcity77 2 місяці тому +1

    I watched some gameplay UA-cam videos displaying just how shockingly bad the AI is.
    I was skeptic and dismissed the videos as “exaggerating.” Then I played it for myself with friends. NOPE. Not an exaggeration!

  • @Firealone9
    @Firealone9 2 місяці тому +12

    Anyone else miss the old school Angry Joe reviews where it's just him ranting about the game in front of a green screen? No boring arm chair discussions that just goes on forever or needless deep dives. Just Joe giving his take with entertaining and inventive skits and clips woven in. I miss that format.
    Not knocking on Alex's review here, but I'm just saying I really miss those old legendary reviews.

  • @manynukes11
    @manynukes11 2 місяці тому +8

    IGN thought this was better than Space Marine 2 btw

    • @w12266
      @w12266 2 місяці тому +1

      ...

    • @taags
      @taags 2 місяці тому +1

      They are r-word.

    • @heyblaise
      @heyblaise 2 місяці тому

      What are you talking about? They gave Space Marine II an 8 and Outlaws a 7…

    • @Timberwolftrass
      @Timberwolftrass 2 місяці тому

      i mean, at the end of the day, Outlaws is still Star Wars and Space Marine 2 is... well... ugh... Warhammer 40k... and Warhammer 40k will ALWAYS be inferior to Star Wars.

  • @123SLM123
    @123SLM123 2 місяці тому +5

    I remember when AngryJoe only did Angry Reviews and that they were actually good.
    Oh, and top 10 lists of worst/best games.

    • @katarnkyle56
      @katarnkyle56 2 місяці тому +2

      RIP angryjoeshow. It's just a boring movie, tv and board game channel now. These rapid fire reviews are just every other reviews out there.

    • @CelticScale
      @CelticScale 2 місяці тому

      @@katarnkyle56block or ignore.

    • @travisbickle4360
      @travisbickle4360 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@katarnkyle56He is busy with other games. He has ignored a lot of mediocre games back then too

  • @remrad4315
    @remrad4315 2 місяці тому +1

    I liked outlaws. The atmosphere of the game was really good, and I actually felt like I was in the Star Wars universe as smuggler way in over my head. Was it perfect? I'd be lying if I said yes, there were many bugs that caused me to have to reload. But I really did have fun overall. I wish they had more time time to work on it or the people in charge cared more about it. There was a lot of potential for something really great, and it ended up being just ok. Hopefully, we get more like outlaws with better polish and more time to be properly developed.

  • @XtremBizZzar
    @XtremBizZzar 2 місяці тому +1

    Now i want Alex as a narrator. Damn this is nice to listen

  • @nightsplays4419
    @nightsplays4419 2 місяці тому +9

    Man i wish theangryjoeshow went in hard and roasted outlaws with a full review but if Ubisoft not gotta put in effort in developing their games the. I guess they don’t even deserve proper reviews.

    • @Tatmeister689
      @Tatmeister689 2 місяці тому

      Madden gets a full review every year tho

    • @Tatmeister689
      @Tatmeister689 2 місяці тому +1

      @@coreymckee4844 That's my point.

    • @pureskill123
      @pureskill123 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Tatmeister689tbf Madden reviews are a long time tradition for Joe.

    • @Tatmeister689
      @Tatmeister689 2 місяці тому

      @@pureskill123 And they dont put any effort into their games but still get the full AJ review, which contrasts what OP is saying

  • @yusuke502
    @yusuke502 2 місяці тому +5

    Damn Joe, this game would had been a perfect opportunity for another “Ride To Hell” moment review.

    • @fabioa.8008
      @fabioa.8008 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh brother... that ship sailed a long time ago. Joe is barely Joe anymore

    • @bloodyassault803
      @bloodyassault803 2 місяці тому

      In my opinion, I would have loved a Fast and Furious Crossroads moment review. Next time if there’s a game that makes him that very angry. He should just do the Power Rangers intro again.

  • @Alpha___00
    @Alpha___00 2 місяці тому +5

    Honestly, this game lost me the moment they decided you can knock out Stormtrooper with a punch to the head with your fist (while not being Wookie or combat droid)

    • @douglasduda9826
      @douglasduda9826 2 місяці тому +1

      Heck the gal could of at least had a mechanical arm...right? BE more INCLUSIVE! lol to people missing limbs!

  • @zaris9598
    @zaris9598 2 місяці тому

    Just zapped through, some notes:
    1) dead fast: around 9:00 one of the last areas is shown where the hero has only 3 health bars - you can get up to ~9-10 health bars
    2) enemies sponges later on: with the blaster module upgraded you can kill whole group of enemies with 1-2 shots in the last missions especially on max difficulty
    3) combat is easy even on max difficulty, just equip the shirt with more adrenaline on hit and belt with heal on adrenaline kill (both buyable on the first planet) after a handful shots the adrenaline mode is available and you can kill up to 6 enemies instantly, even hard ones
    Of course this means you need to do the side content and don't rush the main story.

  • @vwlssnvwls3262
    @vwlssnvwls3262 2 місяці тому

    This is the first honest review/opinion I have seen on this game, and kind of what I was feeling from watching various streams of it. Thank you.

  • @csmlouis
    @csmlouis 2 місяці тому +5

    Come on, this game is rated 8-16 years old where kiddo can force-punch troopers, focus for 4 hours to fetch 3 things, and learn how to handle another betrayal. All and all, not a bad AI generated single player game that's children friendly.