or "What do you mean $49.99? I signed up for your service in 1985 and it was only $9.95 per month, now you're expecting me to pay 3 times the price for 300 channels that i don't watch?"
@@Narrowgaugefilms undoubtedly, he would fire into a long-winded speech about how his grandmother actually sounded like this. Love the guy, but he can digress like no other.
@@thepatriarchy1849 dude op said that it was pretty accurate, implying that they come from a jewish family because how else would they know if its accurate
As a Cohen, this clip is incredibly accurate. However, the only time we agree with each other is when politics come up in conversation. We disagree when it comes to everything else.
@@alneri8327 bro just because there's a lot of famous juice you do bad stuff doesn't mean it's a Jewish thing LMAO there's a saying that goes there's crazies in every demographic, so of course there's going to be some Jews that are crazy, but don't stereotype all of them that way
@@otakumangastudios3617 We have to get used to it. I'm Jewish and I'm used to these offensive antisemitic jokes because it's just reality and you can't stop people from being dumb, but thanks for your inclusivity :)
The Mother says "Have you eaten, sweetie? Have a nice bowl of (insert yucky homemade food your mother used to make you eat.) It's cold out, take a coat."
It's not Yucky... It's actually mostly tasteless but it's kind of a classic Jewish food (there is also that yucky fish-dish whose name I shall not mention)
The mother, standing crying for help at the river bank, watching her poor son disappearing midst the rapids, says: «Help! My son, the dentist, is drowning!»
@@weenbeen9104 I don't really get the irony, but I'm just here to say that the line A Clever Name was referring to came from the episode where Stewie tries to find out what happens after death
The dad says: "Here's a nickel, don't spend it all in one place."
extension: "because I expect to get change."
@Ann Nifödova that’s why they’re so accurate
@Ann Nifödova Yeah Chris's voice actor is Jewish.
Omg I think my pappy is Jewish 🤣
Wha? Don't spend it all in some space.
The mother says "You'll put someone's eye out with that!"
That joke is pretty on the 👃
I can hear the exaggerated accent.
Why do I always read it in George Costanza’s mom’s voice?
When you are playing and throwing a nerf dart
Nah she says "I'm telling your father!"
The dad says: “Ehhhhhhhhhhhh, bye!”
Raymond Lopez That’s a quote from Avi, Dan’s Israeli father from Game Grumps. He is an endless fountain of verbal gemstones.
Spoofy!
or "What do you mean $49.99? I signed up for your service in 1985 and it was only $9.95 per month, now you're expecting me to pay 3 times the price for 300 channels that i don't watch?"
Eeehhhhh is your music on ehhhh spoofy
OMG I LEGIT WAS JUST WATCHING GAME GRUMPS AND THOUGHT ABT AVI HAHAHA
The mother says: “You’re almost 25 and still not married. Why not!?”
Although, I think that was more prominent and 70s though. My parents don't do that
Mine do. 26, not married, not even dating or looking and my parents harrass me about boyfriends/husbands and grandchildren...
The other type of mother says:”You’re almost 6 and I only have 4 grandchildren, what’s the holdup?”
"Because you're bad at making good looking, smart children."
@@TruffleAntylamon Fear not, for you are not alone. I was raised Catholic and my mom started doing that when I was around 22.
The mother says: “Why don’t you ask out that nice Jewish girl/boy that works in the x store?”
@Devin Kind At least he tried.
@Devin Kind What did you expect from the Family Guy UA-cam comments?
So a Jewish guy walks into a bar...
Kick
because I want my kids to have a strong immune system
The adopted Canadian Baby Brother says: “Don’t kick the goddamn baby!”
"Kick the baby!"
The poor American kid with a parka says: mrmf mrm mrmf mrm mrm
aaaa
ohh i get it
The fat kid says: Screw you guys, I’m goin home
The Shapiro says: "My wife is a doctor."
Take my like and get out of my sight
The fact that this comment doesn't have more likes is criminal.
I LIKE Ben Shapiro and I endorse this "My wife is a doctor."!
-he has a great sense of humor: I bet he would too!
@@Narrowgaugefilms undoubtedly, he would fire into a long-winded speech about how his grandmother actually sounded like this.
Love the guy, but he can digress like no other.
@@metroidhunter965 You love weird little spineless goblins who cant get their wife off?
Pretty accurate
I take it you're from a Jewish family.
@@parker-boy98 stfu
@@thepatriarchy1849 dude op said that it was pretty accurate, implying that they come from a jewish family because how else would they know if its accurate
@@thepatriarchy1849 you're an idiot
LMAO
The mother says “Why aren’t you a doctor yet?”
The mother also says “WWHHHAAAATTTTT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?”
“What what what?! Koyle, toin this gahbage awf!”
The young boy says “FUCK OFF CARTMAN”
The mother also sings “BLAME CANADA, BLAME CANADA, BLAME CANADA!!”
If that's true, that will explain something about the (arguably) most famous jew
*What what WHAATTT????!!*
The Doctor says: "I'll bill you."
The Nanny says: "oy vey."
The financial advisor says: "diversify."
The optometrist says: "this one or... THIS one ?"
The mother says "Is she a nice Jewish girl?"
This is too accurate.
Source: *every family outing I've been to*
The best way I've ever heard it described is from my mother: "our family gatherings are just a bunch of Jews agreeing with each other very loudly."
@@charlottetunney2798 yeah lol
@@charlottetunney2798 And that’s why I am not a Jews but I like their mindset (such sigma)
As a Cohen, this clip is incredibly accurate. However, the only time we agree with each other is when politics come up in conversation. We disagree when it comes to everything else.
@@godisdeadandwememedhim4174 damn, can’t believe that’s why you’re not a Jews
The mother says, “What what whaaaaaat!?”
Kyle's mom
LOL
Jewish Aunt sounds like Linda Belcher
Jonathan Lopez “Alriiiiiight!”
Sounds more like her mom
It's Seth's voice lol
The aunt sounds like a minecraft witch ngl
Sounds like Roger
The putz says “I wouldn’t want to be that schmuck!”
Who or what is the putz?
@@zhouwu Putz is Yiddish slang for “fool”.
@@155chipmunkz
Thank you!
@@155chipmunkz
Is "Schmuck" Yiddish slang for something also, or am I just talking like a total Putz?
@@zhouwu Schmuck is Yiddish for an a**hole
The grandfather says “Shut that vindow I feel a draft”
"The aunt says" was too accurate
The Producer says "Come to my hotel room tonight."
Jeff Goldblum
Accurate coz he a Jew
Harvey Weinstein also
The Epstein says “I I I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD”
@@alneri8327 bro just because there's a lot of famous juice you do bad stuff doesn't mean it's a Jewish thing LMAO there's a saying that goes there's crazies in every demographic, so of course there's going to be some Jews that are crazy, but don't stereotype all of them that way
@@otakumangastudios3617 We have to get used to it. I'm Jewish and I'm used to these offensive antisemitic jokes because it's just reality and you can't stop people from being dumb, but thanks for your inclusivity :)
The Mother says "Have you eaten, sweetie? Have a nice bowl of (insert yucky homemade food your mother used to make you eat.) It's cold out, take a coat."
if you wanna get extra Jewish with that sentence, use Knedalach as the food of choice
Is Knedalach yucky and disgusting? How many Jewish guys here can remember being force fed Knedalach for dinner as kids?
It's not Yucky... It's actually mostly tasteless
but it's kind of a classic Jewish food (there is also that yucky fish-dish whose name I shall not mention)
@@bearbriganti5203 Go to your klan meeting!
No, that's the Bubbe.
"the uncle says *roughly clears throat*"
wasn't expecting to be called out like this
Hey you are that New Vegas youtuber
@@xilpes6254 unfortunately yes
@@redtsun67 I too have entered the Family Guy rabbit hole.
I really liked your video on the Boomers, do some more of other factions.
"The cash register goes..."
kachaan
@@shinichisan6789 where the hell are _you_ from?
Thats too damn funny !!!!!
@@jl-fy3zj my pfp is mae from nitw
hah
The great uncle says "you call this bagel?"
The great aunt says "you call that a ghetto?"
(True story)
@@SumSum030 OH NO
Thats the Happy Go Lucky GI Jew line
Whoa, glad he’s on our side.
The grandpa says: back in the old country I had to...
LOL, the aunt makes me laugh like an idiot everytime I hear her
Lol I did too
It sounds like an morrowind voice sound
The Mort says: Ooh a Penny!
The mother, standing crying for help at the river bank, watching her poor son disappearing midst the rapids, says: «Help! My son, the dentist, is drowning!»
The child says: SHUT CARTMAN
The bubbe says, “You’re getting too skinny, eat something”
The mother in law says: NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T ACT LIKE THIS!!!
The mother says: "Its all because of your videogames"
The wife says: "not tonight, I have a headache."
🤑
The husband says: Not everyone's libido is the same
LOL, it sounds like Howard Stern's impression of his parents.
The child says “where are you taking me? Why is my family going in a different truck?”
big oof
Oh my god
Based
Sheeeeeeesh. I’m dead
You mean to the “showers”? How horrible...
The uncle says, UGHAUUAAAAGH OAAGH
The Big Time TV Producer says: "I'm a lawyer"
The dad says: "I'm going out for some milk".
What if
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh, bye!”
The Jewish cousin says, "you call these bagels?"
The cow goes : "SHAZOOOOO" oh no wait that's the European one
"It most certainly does not!"
The Tim Allen says: “AEUHHH?!”
Continuously compounded interest intensifies
The mother says “oh, ok... have fun without me”....
I must be jewish without ever realizing it. All the members of my extended family sound just like that.
The Journalist says: "It's like Anudah shoah"
The kid says: "Damnit Cartman!"
The adopted child says: cookie monster
The mother says: what whaT WHAT??!
Holy crap. I am a Jewish kid and this is accurate
The hollywood elite says: "13? That's a little too old for my taste."
The Dad says : I've created a GOLLUM!.
The mother says: Why you never call me?
*BEN SHAPIRO PLAYING WITH HIS TOYS*
The mother says, "whatWHATWHAT?!"
The child says: KICK THE BABY!!!
The Squid sais: " DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!"
The failed artist says: " something in German about how the Arian race is the suppior race "
Fuck you!
The congressman says "Another $3.8 billion to Israel"
The mother says, "That's OK; a mother doesn't need a heart."
"The uncle says "uuuughhhaaa ooohhh!"
Sounds uncomfortably familiar
The bank says. Creditcard bills overdue
I'm not even Jewish but I regularly make the sounds the Jewish uncle makes.
The dog says: "Human, thou have not filled my aching belly with scrumptious food in 2 seconds"
The lawyer says: *GUILTY*
Fairly accurate ngl
This is the least offensive Jewish joke I've ever seen.
The dad says Hey thanks for the free shower-1941
This also works surprisingly well for an Italian family
Except italians are poor
“Jews with better food”
-Tony Soprano
The father says "Are ya winning son?"
Plot twist: That wasn't Jewish, uncle just got a fishbone sideways
The dad says ''EEEEEEEEEHHHH SPOOFY !!''
the American politician says: "America second, Israel first"
Who?
@@RomanSimkins most of them
The Great Grandfather says: -insert choking noises here-
The long-lost cousin thrice removed says: WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!?!?!?
Dad says: That' s some meshuggal nonsense my yingele
The network executive says "Shut it down"
The dad says "I can smell your shit socks, son. Open a goddamn window for fuck's sake."
Steve? Is that you?!?
if you review south park cousin Kyle's aunt is Shelia Kyle's mom. And she literally says that
The aunt goes: "How come you don't have a job or girlfriend yet? Your so smart and handsome."
The roger says "MYEAHHHH!"
The nanny says "Ha, ha ,ha Mr Sheffield; sexual innuendo".
In your end-o
I'm not a jew. But this is SOOO accurate
The joke would have been funny without the cutaway gag honestly.
the same could be said for most of these cutaways in family guy
You must be new here.
CUTAWAY GAG FETISH, THAT’S WHY THEY DID IT
The boys say SHEEEESH!!
The great grandpa says: “AAAAAAAGH LEMME OUT!!”
*Oh god, i'm a jewish uncle... I didn't even know i had nephews.*
This is so fucking accurate
I make the aunt noise regularly.
The People in the City say : Raus hier!
The banker says, "We're behind all wars."
Geez, no wonder why Israel and Palestine are at war now
Is that baby Scott the woz IN FAMILY GUY!
Grandma says: and you can read the wicked child part
Admittedly, not what I was expecting.
The mom says ooohh a penny.
I am Jewish and I have heard all of these lmao
The wife says: "let's see if South West has any flights!"
The mother says: So...What is it that you are planning on studying? Law or medicine?
The other grandpa says "My number tattoo is finally fading"
Before Family Guy, I thought jews were just normal people like the rest of us. But now I know better!
Oops, gotta go! It's Buchwach!
Buchmuch*
@@jakubpociecha8819 oh the irony
@@weenbeen9104 I don't really get the irony, but I'm just here to say that the line A Clever Name was referring to came from the episode where Stewie tries to find out what happens after death
The Christmas turd says: Howdy-ho!
I wonder if the makers of the see & say knew how many adult shows would use it for a gag.
I really like when family guy make a joke that makes me laugh because it's just funny and not trying to be violent vulgar or awkward.
Is their Aunt actually Marge from the Simpsons
The Girl Scout says: "Wanna buy a box of Tagalongs?"