The Chilling Chambers of Colchester Castle

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  • @kuraiwolf4047
    @kuraiwolf4047 5 років тому +6252

    *Ghosts see Shane*
    Ghost: I'm in awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.

    • @cooperminion825
      @cooperminion825 5 років тому +83

      Also ghost: He would make a fine centurion

    • @Bluefur-eg9gd
      @Bluefur-eg9gd 5 років тому +12

      Is this a SovietWomble reference?

    • @kuraiwolf4047
      @kuraiwolf4047 5 років тому +19

      @@Bluefur-eg9gd No, it's a common meme. But Womble is awesome anyway.

    • @quebec__12
      @quebec__12 5 років тому +3

      Soviet said this

    • @zackdornan6074
      @zackdornan6074 5 років тому +5

      Also ghost: well, I mean, I am just the wind

  • @eli3silver
    @eli3silver 4 роки тому +3471

    that "no" sounded so defeated lmao
    "is this what you imagine your ghost life to be? talking to 2 idiots?"
    ghost: *sigh* no....

  • @meiiohi5915
    @meiiohi5915 4 роки тому +5288

    Shane: I fear no man, but that thing
    Spiritbox:
    Shane: It scares me

  • @taekel20
    @taekel20 4 роки тому +10874

    i love that they blurred the ghost cat’s face to protect its privacy. they’re so respectful

    • @MegaMegajennifer
      @MegaMegajennifer 3 роки тому +42

      what ghost cats?

    • @KrakenEggs
      @KrakenEggs 3 роки тому +74

      @@MegaMegajennifer at 13:24

    • @MegaMegajennifer
      @MegaMegajennifer 3 роки тому +27

      @@KrakenEggs oh, a drawing

    • @MegaMegajennifer
      @MegaMegajennifer 3 роки тому +23

      @@nishal.r7515 maybe the ghost was just annoyed

    • @ilikelobsters.2376
      @ilikelobsters.2376 3 роки тому +12

      @@nishal.r7515 most likely radio interference if its over one word (said by ryan himself)

  • @remyrot77
    @remyrot77 4 роки тому +4147

    "no one can see the top of your head except God" honestly one of the most underrated lines to come out of this series to date. it's so raw and powerful, and ryan's deadpan delivery? perfection 4:29

  • @actuallystew
    @actuallystew 4 роки тому +6810

    "No one can see the top of your head except God"
    - Ryan (2017)

    • @mattbatesteacher
      @mattbatesteacher 4 роки тому +114

      I laughed so hard at that, I think I was heard outside my apartment building.

    • @khushdavey1771
      @khushdavey1771 4 роки тому +36

      Or shaq

    • @gamefaqsasciiart
      @gamefaqsasciiart 3 роки тому +47

      All the height jokes were the highlight of this ep

    • @peacelovecigarettes
      @peacelovecigarettes 3 роки тому +18

      Jokes on you, that's why jewish guys wear yarmulkes

    • @sarah.mc_xo303
      @sarah.mc_xo303 3 роки тому +7

      I laughed so loud, I made a sound not of this world 😂

  • @Anna-lo2fl
    @Anna-lo2fl 5 років тому +4870

    ryan: gets hung and killed by a ghost as shane watches
    shane: that's some real mouldy bread

    • @antrakulkarni
      @antrakulkarni 5 років тому +107

      Also Shane: that's some *strong* wind

    • @Cthulu_699
      @Cthulu_699 5 років тому +21

      M O L D Y B R E A D

    • @skthebee
      @skthebee 5 років тому +35

      Nah it's just a trick of squeeky shoes

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 роки тому +18

      “Oh man, it’s really raining cats and dogs out there”

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 4 роки тому +2

      Ryan: gets hung around killed by a ghost 👻 as Shane watches Shane: that's some real moldy Brad 🍞

  • @Boleniana
    @Boleniana 3 роки тому +1161

    "Forced standing" and "sleep deprivation" are literally torture, by the way. They may sound relatively innocuous, but that's how people still get away with torturing prisoners to this day.

  • @malakelhefnawy8155
    @malakelhefnawy8155 5 років тому +5867

    Ryan: *levitates*
    Shane: looks like gravity had one too many beers tonight

    • @Cthulu_699
      @Cthulu_699 5 років тому +207

      Or gravity had some moldy bread

    • @BX138
      @BX138 4 роки тому +66

      Ryan sits in a dark room, and absolutely nothing happens,
      Ryan, "I'm so f@&king scared!"

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 роки тому +29

      He isn't ignorant. He just wants solid proof. If Ryan was levitating, he would believe it, but after checking that Ryan isn't messing with him with strings or something else lol.

    • @jacobkim3690
      @jacobkim3690 4 роки тому +14

      Shane: looks like your one of us now, welcome to the demon familly

    • @allysoncaragianis3568
      @allysoncaragianis3568 4 роки тому +1

      I laughed at this for way too long🤣🤣🤣

  • @insertpoetryhere8567
    @insertpoetryhere8567 5 років тому +7513

    Gotta appreciate the ghost queen who saw some guys and decided to do a few riffs. Ye olde Beyoncé.

    • @doritoking2519
      @doritoking2519 5 років тому +136

      Insert Poetry Here Ye olde Beyoncé 😂💀

    • @sephywoth
      @sephywoth 5 років тому +34

      Insert Poetry Here John?

    • @calcium4600
      @calcium4600 5 років тому +38

      Pissing myself-

    • @avurarey464
      @avurarey464 5 років тому +51

      YE OLDE BEYONCE

    • @Jess-zm5xt
      @Jess-zm5xt 5 років тому +38

      Insert Poetry Here YE OLD BEYONCÉ I’M dONE 💀💀

  • @tabithalovie390
    @tabithalovie390 5 років тому +9239

    That “shhh” was so clear I thought Shane said it.

  • @Fawaffles
    @Fawaffles 3 роки тому +6491

    On the other universe:
    Ghost: we are here to find out the question, is Shane real?

    • @blabberbub733
      @blabberbub733 3 роки тому +589

      One of the introductory lines are, "Other Shane investigators have experienced horrifying traumatic occurrences where he randomly screams and insults you to the point where humiliation is an understatement."

    • @vawoah8408
      @vawoah8408 3 роки тому +231

      apparently he travels with Ryan.

    • @Bergen98
      @Bergen98 3 роки тому +344

      "Some witnesses say he is always accompanied by another man calling himself "Ryan". Ryan is considered a more polite one, while Shane's abuse of ghosts leaves them psychologically shattered. Truly, a horror"

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape 3 роки тому +207

      *other ghost shakes his head*

    • @soscarlettitwasss
      @soscarlettitwasss 3 роки тому +110

      @@Cnut_the_grape *while staring straight at the camera*

  •  5 років тому +3399

    Shane: *sits down*
    Orb: Aight, imma head out

    • @iisluxychee3176
      @iisluxychee3176 5 років тому +148

      Ryan: *sits down*
      Orb: aight, imma be back

    • @imuncreative1626
      @imuncreative1626 5 років тому +73

      Silent Human
      it’s because it knew Shane was going to bully it

    • @yannaoveable
      @yannaoveable 5 років тому +13

      @@imuncreative1626 this made me giggle

    • @bryantcrafty9560
      @bryantcrafty9560 5 років тому +2

      raé thats so funny i love it

  • @TheSinnersBlog
    @TheSinnersBlog 4 роки тому +8711

    the fact that shane had to bend down to fit in the door and ryan fits perfectly has me laughing for a good 15 minutes

    • @kellyhenderson9972
      @kellyhenderson9972 4 роки тому +120

      The SinnersBlog people tended to be smaller in ancient times.

    • @mikebauro732
      @mikebauro732 4 роки тому +20

      @@kellyhenderson9972 Werent they commonly taller?

    • @vanillune
      @vanillune 4 роки тому +158

      Mike Bauro no, if you look at old beds they’re incredibly short. The same with doorways. People were generally shorter in the past.

    • @penguins647
      @penguins647 4 роки тому +8

      and you can easily fit even in a mug lamo😂😂😂😂😂

    • @somerandomguy1373
      @somerandomguy1373 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao people were tall as fuck back then... They're getting shorter as Time goes by.... They started from abnormally Huge heights...

  • @lydiaprimeau3772
    @lydiaprimeau3772 5 років тому +3586

    Ryan: -Accidentally eats cob web* Pfft..pftpftpft
    "You just tasted history."
    ~ Shane.

  • @tylermarch4249
    @tylermarch4249 3 роки тому +658

    When you hear Ryan say “At this moment our audio recorder picks up...” you know shits gonna go down

  • @sirfurbingtonthe23rd4
    @sirfurbingtonthe23rd4 4 роки тому +1943

    "You tasted history" is probably one of the best things said on this show.

  • @Joanna-tx1ss
    @Joanna-tx1ss 4 роки тому +3031

    Ryan: Is (almost) 5“10
    Shane: “the littlest man in the world!”

  • @LovelyGrey13
    @LovelyGrey13 5 років тому +3815

    i wish the editors would chill with the dramatic music during moments when some kind of sound / evidence of ghosts is happening. like i want to actually hear the tapping or whatever ryan is hearing, not a dramatic piano riff :/

    • @_Tundrra_
      @_Tundrra_ 5 років тому +42

      Yeah, same

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 5 років тому +94

      Yeah that drives me barmy in every US ghost hunting show. It’s so pointless and distracting. Why do we need music when they are investigating at all? Just let us hear what they hear!

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 5 років тому +57

      Yeah, I agree. Those music cues are a cheap trick to manipulate people's emotions. And they make it harder to hear what's going on.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 5 років тому +57

      It’s really patronising to the audience too, like we need ridiculously dramatic music in order to maintain attention. I’ve noticed the same thing on sooooo many US shows, even cookery shows! Does it not drive Americans crazy?

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 5 років тому +12

      @@clothilde1623 Yeah, it is. I am from Europe and have no idea either. It is like all those jumpscares in so called horror movies or that foghorn noise. People do it because it's easy and everyone's doing it.

  • @caitlynsingh725
    @caitlynsingh725 4 роки тому +1241

    The "I swear to you" made me so sad. It sounded so sad and panicked. Like she was swearing her innocence.

    • @acapspears6905
      @acapspears6905 3 роки тому +116

      Yeah, I was thinking the same! She is still defending for herself and thats sad :-(

    • @sophasaf
      @sophasaf 3 роки тому +39

      I bet the ghost is pranking, saying their name is Selena Like Selena Gomez from Wizards of Waverlly place

    • @albandarizeyara3861
      @albandarizeyara3861 3 роки тому +37

      @@sophasaf How would ghosts, from another time and another country, know Selena Gomez

    • @sophasaf
      @sophasaf 3 роки тому +41

      @@albandarizeyara3861 bruh it was a joke, u rlly thought i was being serious

    • @albandarizeyara3861
      @albandarizeyara3861 3 роки тому +7

      @@sophasaf idk man

  • @nonexistent4270
    @nonexistent4270 4 роки тому +806

    Shane: sits
    Orb: aight, imma head out
    Ryan: sits
    Orb: aight, imma head in

    • @esruez
      @esruez 4 роки тому +24

      Maybe the saying is true. That when you're scared, you do attract them.

    • @victoriamcfarland6209
      @victoriamcfarland6209 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂

    • @whyarewestillhere4063
      @whyarewestillhere4063 4 роки тому +12

      lmaooo does ghost know it
      ghost: oh no, it’s the tall guy the other homies were talking about, i’m out
      *and then when ryan enters*
      ghost: oh it’s the tall guy’s pal, the one that gets scared, i’m in

  • @jenniflower6569
    @jenniflower6569 4 роки тому +1933

    Every episode ever:
    Ryan: scared shitless
    Shane: doesn't fear death cause he's already a demon

  • @maggieavelar5356
    @maggieavelar5356 7 років тому +2162

    *ryan gets pushed down stairs by spirit and dies*
    shane: watch your steps ryan my goodness!!

  • @KumoriKid
    @KumoriKid 3 роки тому +1708

    Ryan: “i’m not getting anything”
    The subtitles: *”i’m not gay”*

    • @mustafu4032
      @mustafu4032 3 роки тому +24

      IKR AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @tmhavk9964
      @tmhavk9964 3 роки тому +10

      @@nigelmarvin1387 9:57

    • @Loser_Bee
      @Loser_Bee 3 роки тому +14

      As soon as I saw this I went to the comments to see if anyone else noticed lol

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope 3 роки тому +7

      unfortunate :(

    • @chelseapthib36
      @chelseapthib36 3 роки тому +2

      Noooo 🤣

  • @bluest3010
    @bluest3010 5 років тому +2639

    I think the "witch" Selena, was trying to tell Ryan that she was in fact, not a witch.

    • @dainmcl
      @dainmcl 4 роки тому +161

      The Holy Blobfish that’s what I thought too, since she said “I swear to you”

    • @Danny_Az
      @Danny_Az 4 роки тому +67

      The Holy Blobfish I know this is irrelevant , but you've got a nice taste in profile pictures.

    • @darlingdearest7253
      @darlingdearest7253 4 роки тому +96

      Selena: I’m not a goddamn witch!
      Ryan: She’s a witch definitely

    • @reeverecor5096
      @reeverecor5096 4 роки тому +16

      ur user name is just...
      **chef's kiss**

    • @grai9812
      @grai9812 4 роки тому +6

      The Holy Blobfish all hail

  • @boooowie
    @boooowie 6 років тому +2574

    Shaniac starter pack:
    - squeaky shoes
    - wind loving
    - moldy bread
    - those people in france who danced until they died

    • @mc._.az03
      @mc._.az03 6 років тому +68

      Don't forget about the pickle in the pond!

    • @743d43ladyfae
      @743d43ladyfae 6 років тому +42

      Fear of avocado

    • @A.J._Jackson
      @A.J._Jackson 6 років тому +5

      I'm a total Shaniac! Ha ha.

    • @itsmegrace1896
      @itsmegrace1896 6 років тому +3

      Oof I can't become a shaniac because I'm allergic to penicillin, wind anoyes me and so do squeaky shoes

    • @heydarlingbrielle
      @heydarlingbrielle 6 років тому +9

      + carl sagan

  • @tokkitokki_
    @tokkitokki_ 5 років тому +5991

    The fact that the orb seen on camera got away from Shane but came to Ryan literally explains *everything*

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 5 років тому +472

      Yup. Nothing supernatural can /really/ happen to people who don't believe in them.

    • @fidget934
      @fidget934 5 років тому +34

      Timestamp?

    • @tamarakolar1051
      @tamarakolar1051 5 років тому +480

      well if i was a ghost i would feel much more relaxed while near ryan than shane plus maybe it was being protective of him...i read somewhere that white orbs go to people that are in danger

    • @jules1282
      @jules1282 5 років тому +157

      tamara kolar they were probably nice people when they were alive

    • @tamarakolar1051
      @tamarakolar1051 5 років тому +43

      @@jules1282 most likely

  • @jocelynnlauretta874
    @jocelynnlauretta874 3 роки тому +969

    Ryan and Shane: giving yourself nicknames is lame
    A few minutes later: “we’re the ghouligans” “I like that”

  • @thanos6635
    @thanos6635 7 років тому +3510

    Ryan : "Yeah, no one can see what's on top of your head except god"
    That's the salt that Ryan feel after tasting the history cobweb

  • @clairezahn136
    @clairezahn136 5 років тому +4326

    Nobody:
    Ryan: “At this moment our audio recorder.....”

    • @rhylees.4296
      @rhylees.4296 5 років тому +142

      Claire Zahn “that Being said....”

    • @izzybailey2046
      @izzybailey2046 5 років тому +126

      Claire Zahn “As part of our ongoing investigation into the question: ArE gHoSts ReAL?”

    • @rhylees.4296
      @rhylees.4296 5 років тому +91

      Izzy Bailey Shane: *shakes head*

    • @IronPal
      @IronPal 5 років тому +89

      At this moment, our audio recorder pick up this
      *Literally no noise*
      It sounded like a person maybe saying "help me"

    • @goldenrobotgoldy3698
      @goldenrobotgoldy3698 5 років тому +1

      ❓whay

  • @softrosemintz4757
    @softrosemintz4757 4 роки тому +4739

    everyone: *talking about shane and ryan being the dynamic duo*
    the camera man: :,) 👍

    • @orangejuice9102
      @orangejuice9102 4 роки тому +62

      They have a crew with them

    • @kemistree.
      @kemistree. 3 роки тому +38

      @@orangejuice9102 Do they? I thought it was just... Is his name Steven? I forget.

    • @offbeatnightcore2776
      @offbeatnightcore2776 3 роки тому +71

      **Place crying cat with thumbs up meme here**

    • @philippineboy2747
      @philippineboy2747 3 роки тому +1

      @@offbeatnightcore2776 👌👍

    • @philippineboy2747
      @philippineboy2747 3 роки тому +1

      @@offbeatnightcore2776 🐱 👍

  • @glsvcplw
    @glsvcplw 3 роки тому +3368

    "He's dumber than me."
    "That's not true."
    "...it was just a bit, I didn't mean it 🥺"
    "Okay. Yes I'm dumber than him."
    "I meant it 😏"
    "You son of a b--"

  • @SuperRaedizzle
    @SuperRaedizzle 7 років тому +7343

    Some times I'm Shane, some times I'm ryan

    • @cowboymice
      @cowboymice 7 років тому +35

      SuperRaeDizzle oh hi you’re one of my favorite subscribers. hello

    • @crustydustytrash
      @crustydustytrash 7 років тому +15

      SuperRaeDizzle Rae!

    • @samueldensmore6470
      @samueldensmore6470 7 років тому +45

      Didn't expect to find you here but same

    • @locke5046
      @locke5046 7 років тому +9

      Oh wow hi and yeah same

    • @hellodolly7301
      @hellodolly7301 7 років тому +9

      Heyyy Rae 😁

  • @claudialecompte5147
    @claudialecompte5147 5 років тому +2089

    shoes? squeaking
    wind? blowing
    bread? moldy
    hotel? trivago

  • @oddsocks8183
    @oddsocks8183 4 роки тому +1952

    Just love that they walked straight past the real human skulls and straight to the helmets

  • @LadyBlueStrawberry
    @LadyBlueStrawberry 3 роки тому +126

    I love that the orb was flying to Shane and than going "nope" and flying away from him.

  • @doyouknowthemushroomman4470
    @doyouknowthemushroomman4470 4 роки тому +1259

    14:47
    Shane: We know a lot of demons. Some of them like to follow us. We may have brought some with us.
    Real subtle Shane, real subtle. We all know you're a demon by now

  • @arihantagrawal8120
    @arihantagrawal8120 5 років тому +682

    Ghost: “SHH!”
    Shane: That’s some wordyish wind

    • @Me-fv7iv
      @Me-fv7iv 5 років тому +6

      Arihant Gamer for real, that was a defined shhh that i heard

    • @fidget934
      @fidget934 5 років тому +14

      Bro I thought that it was Shane who said it when I heard it

  • @chatakie0559
    @chatakie0559 5 років тому +630

    *Ryan hears a sound
    *points to a creepy hallway
    Ryan: It came from Th...
    Shane already half way down the hallway :WHA

  • @goldenmaknae1375
    @goldenmaknae1375 2 роки тому +92

    I literally love how Ryan is so much more confident when Shane’s around like he’ll taunt the ghosts and everything with Shane, and it just shows their connection 🥺🥺

  • @schitzoarmadillo5518
    @schitzoarmadillo5518 7 років тому +1421

    *screen turns grey*
    Ryan: 'At this moment...."
    Me: oh nooo.....its about to get *SPOOKY*

    • @urgurljulesl9986
      @urgurljulesl9986 7 років тому +4

      Schitzo Armadillo the sound it so long and even at the end it gets deeper and sounds very eerie

    • @breannasmith6511
      @breannasmith6511 7 років тому

      LOL yesss 😂

    • @cowboymice
      @cowboymice 7 років тому

      Me: *excited*

    • @CandyKoRn
      @CandyKoRn 7 років тому +4

      I'm a skeptic in general, and especially dislike evp's but I have to admit the singing was genuinely creepy and did give me some serious chills. It's not short, like they usually are, and it's clearly defined.

    • @briii8723
      @briii8723 7 років тому +3

      The woman singing was probably auditioning for America's got talent.

  • @CharTheRatQueen
    @CharTheRatQueen 7 років тому +2326

    The "shhh" was so prominent I thought that it was Shane shushing Ryan.

    • @Bananastroodle
      @Bananastroodle 7 років тому +149

      I wasn't looking at the screen so I thought that Ryan had made that noise. Probably the best I've heard from Ryan's audio stuff so far

    • @holly_winter22
      @holly_winter22 7 років тому +8

      ASMR Art Same here!

    • @jeannetteabitante6249
      @jeannetteabitante6249 7 років тому +5

      ASMR Art same!

    • @jeepers7683
      @jeepers7683 7 років тому +3

      YES! I thought that to XD!!!!

    • @nicolestols994
      @nicolestols994 7 років тому +4

      When?

  • @everyones-a-cryptic
    @everyones-a-cryptic 4 роки тому +1384

    Ryan: any witches in here?
    Ghosts: m yeah, witch?
    Ryan: what's your name?
    Ghost: Selena. I swear to you-
    Ryan: aight that's enough conversation

    • @shrimpkitty3380
      @shrimpkitty3380 4 роки тому +10

      What’s the time of that conversation?

    • @ryanowens8976
      @ryanowens8976 4 роки тому +102

      I wish they would actually do a good long session cause it seems like they want to say sum but be impatient asl

    • @Zecemic
      @Zecemic 4 роки тому +39

      Honestly Ryan will get a good lead and then just run away after saying he is not afraid and will listen...

    • @Lauren-zc2kk
      @Lauren-zc2kk 4 роки тому +59

      I feel like if the ghost had actually been able to finish that sentence, she would have said "I swear to you I'm not a witch."

    • @aryanmadan8554
      @aryanmadan8554 4 роки тому +2

      I don't wanna like this comment because it has 669 likes im sorry man

  • @sarah.mc_xo303
    @sarah.mc_xo303 3 роки тому +149

    “You’ll see Ryan come in next, he looks like me but shave off 4 feet…. Just look near the floor, you’ll see him” 😂☠️😂☠️ I laughed so hard I made a sound not of this world.

  • @callyjw06
    @callyjw06 4 роки тому +10277

    Is it just me or does Shane make you feel a bit safer when watching these late at night?

    • @breathe2984
      @breathe2984 4 роки тому +424

      He's the reason why i can watch these at night

    • @marcusordonez2463
      @marcusordonez2463 4 роки тому +157

      It’s not even scary in the first place, and Shane only proves that by only accepting evidence and not coincidences

    • @nottodaysatan4113
      @nottodaysatan4113 4 роки тому +16

      Lesbian Shiba maybe check out the other videos, everyone says the same exact thing.

    • @Chris214lee
      @Chris214lee 4 роки тому +123

      Honestly, Shane’s energy is probably too strong for even the ghouls to approach lol

    • @marcusordonez2463
      @marcusordonez2463 4 роки тому +45

      Christina Lee nah, Shane is just a demon. He literally predicted the corona virus

  • @bugsoup8250
    @bugsoup8250 7 років тому +284

    I know this is probably the least important thing ever, but that ghostie was damn good at singing

  • @Crashoutking1738
    @Crashoutking1738 7 років тому +688

    *Ryan gets thrown of the castle roof*
    Shane: Strong breeze today isn't it?

    • @최민상-h7k
      @최민상-h7k 7 років тому +3

      War Duke Gaming bit of a windy day

    • @bobross7744
      @bobross7744 5 років тому

      @@최민상-h7k GB hu

  • @MalMagLog
    @MalMagLog 3 роки тому +89

    Shane talking at 14:45 about how they know a lot of demons and they like to accompany them on these episodes feels oddly specific. Which of your drinking buddy demons tapped on the window? :D

  • @laraibfarman8648
    @laraibfarman8648 4 роки тому +1940

    The ghost telling Shane to shut the hell up Ryan: “trying to talk” Shane: “keeps interrupting” The Ghost: “shhhhh”

  • @punkcrown629
    @punkcrown629 7 років тому +802

    anytime the screen goes black and white and i hear ryan saying “at this moment, our audio recorder picks up-“ IM LIKE HELL YEAH MY DUDES

    • @kaiwaii1073
      @kaiwaii1073 7 років тому +9

      Your profile picture makes this statement so much better

  • @harrietsmith8267
    @harrietsmith8267 4 роки тому +3350

    nobody:
    Ryan: aT tHiS mOmEnT, oUr AuDiO rEcOrDeR

  • @Krisz98
    @Krisz98 3 роки тому +235

    I like how they speak modern English to ghosts that probably speak Latin and Old English.

  • @RAHHHHHHHHGH
    @RAHHHHHHHHGH 5 років тому +14583

    2 bros
    Sitting in a dungeon
    5 feet apart cuz they’re not scared

  • @happyjoy75
    @happyjoy75 7 років тому +743

    If you sit in that red chair, it has been reported that at certain times, you will hear Ryan wheeze.

  • @KuroElNath
    @KuroElNath 4 роки тому +4315

    I thought that the "woman singing" sounded like a distressed cat, so when they said that they buried cats in the walls for luck, I almost spit out my coffee.

    • @heyyyzoo
      @heyyyzoo 4 роки тому +155

      And your profile pic is a cat.

    • @pivotproductions8648
      @pivotproductions8648 4 роки тому +101

      This genuinely scares me

    • @nachocheese2823
      @nachocheese2823 4 роки тому +43

      You're just hearing what you want to hear

    • @alexeil7050
      @alexeil7050 4 роки тому +76

      i also heard a cat like growling or something but i also have several cats and anything that sounds anything like a cat will be a cat in my head

    • @soupforfree
      @soupforfree 4 роки тому +12

      i literally read this as ryan said that

  • @lynnevanspro
    @lynnevanspro 3 роки тому +37

    I like how Shane's orb noped away from him and Ryan's orb basically nosedived toward him. It's like the spirit was like, "Nah, not this one... Ooh, look! It's Ryan! Wheeee~!" I dunno. I just thought that was funny, haha. ♥ Y'all are awesome. I've been bingeing the hell outta your videos! ♥

  • @mariellefernandez6850
    @mariellefernandez6850 5 років тому +1025

    Am I the only one that get exited when:
    • Ryan says “The Camera/audio Recorder Picks up something”
    •We will be using the Spirit Box
    •The most active part of this Place

  • @thething2723
    @thething2723 5 років тому +2045

    The woman's singing voice is very beautiful. May she rest in peace

    • @Lulie_Lelie
      @Lulie_Lelie 5 років тому +44

      What if she was a murder or just a really bad person?

    • @ey1082
      @ey1082 5 років тому +7

      That’s what I was thinking lmao

    • @irisolivas2199
      @irisolivas2199 5 років тому +129

      You fool, it was a siren luring you to your death

    • @whyamihere5625
      @whyamihere5625 5 років тому +8

      @@irisolivas2199 I was just about to comment this...

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 5 років тому +8

      She just has good singing

  • @crisalmonis8282
    @crisalmonis8282 5 років тому +1056

    Ghost: *singing with a sweet voice*
    Shane: Seems like someone is preparing for auditions of Opera.
    Ryan: Get disbanded SHANIACS!!!!

    • @sapphic_spidy3207
      @sapphic_spidy3207 4 роки тому +11

      Kabir King
      he’s here
      the phantom of the opera.

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 4 роки тому +3

      Ghost 👻: singing with a sweet voice Shane: seems like someone is preparing
      For auditions of opera.

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 4 роки тому +2

      Explosive ? Yes! Someone made a POTO reference!

    • @sapphic_spidy3207
      @sapphic_spidy3207 4 роки тому

      Anthony Long
      s i n g .

  • @BurgerPeachhy
    @BurgerPeachhy 3 роки тому +82

    “You just tasted history”
    - Shane Madej

  • @2nfsug
    @2nfsug 4 роки тому +6236

    Ryan: is anybody in here with us
    Shane: maybe the nun without a head...well she couldn't hear us
    I died 😂

    • @benmaughan7452
      @benmaughan7452 4 роки тому +161

      So did the nun

    • @2nfsug
      @2nfsug 4 роки тому +28

      @@benmaughan7452 i see what you did there👍🤣

    • @GamingIncMasterTroll
      @GamingIncMasterTroll 4 роки тому +13

      So how are u commenting

    • @2nfsug
      @2nfsug 4 роки тому +24

      @@GamingIncMasterTroll we have wifi down here

    • @haydengodfrey8346
      @haydengodfrey8346 4 роки тому +18

      @@2nfsug Lucky you. My afterlife barely gets service. Wait. Nope. I just live in Wyoming. Darn.

  • @zookyuu
    @zookyuu 7 років тому +1043

    ryan: (heard some noise) AT THIS MOMENT, OUR AUDIO RECORDER

    • @greatvaluebias7554
      @greatvaluebias7554 6 років тому +19

      jimin's swag then it’s says “Ryan u got no jams”

    • @mariedipity
      @mariedipity 6 років тому +1

      Rebel Yansisa 😂😂

    • @kana1075
      @kana1075 6 років тому +3

      AAAAARRRRRMMMMMMYYYYYY!

    • @lizhenrong6842
      @lizhenrong6842 6 років тому +6

      jimin's swag the audio recorder captured a strange noise, *SUCC*

    • @elivlogs3171
      @elivlogs3171 6 років тому +1

      XxRAYMONDxX 9997 V E G E T A L S

  • @debs656
    @debs656 4 роки тому +3536

    Fun fact: the wall that surrounds Colchester is Humpty Dumpty's wall.

    • @BZ0905
      @BZ0905 4 роки тому +74

      Wanted to let you know that I'm your 69th like.

    • @abbymaull7163
      @abbymaull7163 4 роки тому +30

      Brady Zuber now I will not like because I cannot ruin that.

    • @ridaasim2493
      @ridaasim2493 4 роки тому +89

      No way, that's even cooler than the rest of the castle. Especially because it's never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg

    • @debs656
      @debs656 4 роки тому +131

      @@ridaasim2493 Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, and the story dates to the English Civil War, specifically 1648.

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 4 роки тому +25

      @@debs656 Awesome!! My dad told me this when I was young, but I forgot it - TY for the info - I'll retain it now!

  • @_mxxn_101
    @_mxxn_101 4 роки тому +487

    i feel like the ghost was trying to say
    “i swear to you, i’m not a witch.” but that’s just me

  • @SomeOfTheJuice
    @SomeOfTheJuice 6 років тому +660

    - Says that grass doesn't grow here.
    - Puts pavement on the spot to ensure that that never changes.
    Thanks, legend writers.

    • @markywilliams9036
      @markywilliams9036 6 років тому +3

      Paul Jewson grass can actually grow through concrete and other plants e.g.

  • @_Wanderlustminded
    @_Wanderlustminded 4 роки тому +589

    13:25 I love how they censored the cat's face 😂😂

    • @mathieug1868
      @mathieug1868 4 роки тому +53

      Privacy

    • @Coyoteari
      @Coyoteari 4 роки тому +35

      Gotta protect his identity

    • @Coyoteari
      @Coyoteari 4 роки тому +48

      *identikitty

    • @IzzytheLezzy
      @IzzytheLezzy 4 роки тому +30

      They didn't get permission from the cat. Privacy is not a laughing matter, we all have the right to deny our faces being recorded

    • @queenravenzholywater8162
      @queenravenzholywater8162 4 роки тому +13

      You've gotta understand. They don't want media going after the cat's descendants!

  • @nerdybookworm25
    @nerdybookworm25 5 років тому +581

    “It’s never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname.” Lookin at you Severus Snape

  • @karljeffers2749
    @karljeffers2749 Рік тому +29

    I imagine that the security guard watching Shane and Ryan stumble around the museum with a shield and helmets over the security cameras had a heck of a night.

    • @mikesanders8621
      @mikesanders8621 8 місяців тому

      I got so damned mad when Ryan picked up that shield. Literally zero respect for the people that allowed them to do this (it's not a place you can just rent out for the night) and that person probably damn near lost their job when this video came out.

  • @rosep5672
    @rosep5672 4 роки тому +7217

    Lol Colchester Castle is so old that its ghosts wouldn't even know what Americans were

    • @ells2403
      @ells2403 4 роки тому +88

      R Paulin I was thinking exactly that 😆

    • @TheClobo2001
      @TheClobo2001 4 роки тому +306

      @@ells2403 I like that Colchester is older than America itself lmao and the way Ryan's terrified yet everyone who grew up in Colchester likely spent quite a while there

    • @elanabenedict6865
      @elanabenedict6865 4 роки тому +13

      @@user-wj8ru7ej2r why do you not like the British not that I am British but why don't you

    • @_grimleythesequel
      @_grimleythesequel 4 роки тому +52

      when the quaker died and stuff, america wouldnt even exist, i'd just be called the colonies

    • @annawatkins7099
      @annawatkins7099 4 роки тому +36

      I grew up there. It’s far from haunted

  • @rossellcastillo9838
    @rossellcastillo9838 5 років тому +2663

    Spirit box: akshaishbdjaisixhbwj
    Ryan: “Selena?”

  • @dwomi
    @dwomi 7 років тому +582

    Legit, the scariest part is the music.

    • @chrom3342
      @chrom3342 7 років тому +8

      So true! It always makes me feel as if something terrifying will happen. . .

    • @danny-uu2bo
      @danny-uu2bo 6 років тому

      There is barely any music in this video.

  • @trice9159
    @trice9159 3 роки тому +21

    Love how they don't over react. Yelling " Did you HEAR THAT", or all of a sudden they're "possesed"... etc. Love this

  • @kates1383
    @kates1383 7 років тому +374

    Ryan: “Could you say something to me right here, close? I’ll hear it later on.”
    Ghost: *prepares to say something*
    Ryan: “Alright we’re moving on.”
    Ghost: *sigh*

    • @최민상-h7k
      @최민상-h7k 7 років тому +2

      Kate S Ghost: how could this happen to me?

  • @KeewiiIllustrations
    @KeewiiIllustrations 5 років тому +2134

    “No one could see the top of your head except god”
    Damn I felt that 😂😂😂😂😂😂🗿🗿🗿

  • @aahanaTk4ever
    @aahanaTk4ever 5 років тому +1463

    I felt bad for Selena cause she was still so willing to prove her innocence

    • @alih3728
      @alih3728 5 років тому +87

      Right. 200 women!
      That's horrible and sad

    • @robertwagonschutz777
      @robertwagonschutz777 5 років тому +2

      Roselia Thorn eh not that many

    • @wapgoddess
      @wapgoddess 5 років тому +36

      Robert Wagonschutz bruh

    • @mercuryinretrograde6382
      @mercuryinretrograde6382 5 років тому +106

      She was all like “witch?” And “I swear to you” I think she was trying to convince Ryan she was innocent.

    • @yomomma5043
      @yomomma5043 5 років тому +18

      Noah Scratch I thought a boi ghostie said: "I swear to you."

  • @clairem6748
    @clairem6748 2 роки тому +37

    Ryan and shane agreeing that giving yourself a nickname is a bad sign and then proceeding to call themselves "the ghoul boys" and "the ghouligans" says so much about them

  • @athenaestrada8656
    @athenaestrada8656 5 років тому +624

    17:51
    *Ryan* : I'm gonna use the spirit box, I'm guessing you're not gonna use that
    *Shane, with the voice of a weary and tortured man* : I'm done with the spirit box, Ryan

  • @maskedsweater6787
    @maskedsweater6787 6 років тому +265

    The reason the orb came towards Ryan is because he isn't insulting it every 10 seconds.

  • @nagihoe9629
    @nagihoe9629 5 років тому +1348

    I’m late but shane’s *you just tasted history* got me.

    • @_tevans_2003
      @_tevans_2003 5 років тому +5

      If your interested I've been to this castle many times and it's pretty creepy

    • @rams-wk5db
      @rams-wk5db 4 роки тому +3

      reminds me of garrett watts in shane dawson’s queen mary video lmao

    • @sheenaford5089
      @sheenaford5089 4 роки тому

      I'm not liking this comment because.... well, you'll see.
      I dont wanna break the 666.

    • @kellytetreault9888
      @kellytetreault9888 4 роки тому

      @@_tevans_2003 that's Badass, is it like a open house thing but only one group at a time? Or do you just pay some money and get to explore for a half hour?

    • @kellytetreault9888
      @kellytetreault9888 4 роки тому

      @@_tevans_2003 also what's the weirdest thing that has happened to you there?

  • @Tabby_is_cool
    @Tabby_is_cool 3 роки тому +64

    Shane and Ryan:
    **sitting , vibing in a room**
    The nun outside the window:
    💥💥💥 *let me in* 🧍‍♀️

  • @Sammy-bi9fj
    @Sammy-bi9fj 5 років тому +1429

    Ghost: *literally singing*
    Shane: It's the wind

  • @digitalqoutes1216
    @digitalqoutes1216 5 років тому +3715

    Me in a Math Exam after watching 10 Unsolve Buzzfeed Video...
    "After an hour of exam... My test paper remains UNSOLVED."

    • @karley931
      @karley931 5 років тому +4

      Lmao

    • @Leo-pe5gu
      @Leo-pe5gu 5 років тому +3

      Digital Stories Qoutes you get to use electronics during your exam?

    • @t0xic510
      @t0xic510 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @biggreenleaf7035
      @biggreenleaf7035 5 років тому +17

      The answer to number one, remains *unsolved*

    • @arielm3410
      @arielm3410 5 років тому +1

      haha

  • @nashtonogden7209
    @nashtonogden7209 6 років тому +456

    The only thing Shane is scared of is Ryan's screaming radio

    • @vil1ya
      @vil1ya 6 років тому +1

      Nashton Ogden he’s not even scared of that, he hates it

  • @jasmineleaf135
    @jasmineleaf135 4 роки тому +27

    17:31
    "Matthew Hopkins, the Witch Finder General." 😃😃 -Shane and Ryan, 2017

  • @chunkystains8950
    @chunkystains8950 7 років тому +384

    You finally got something talking to you on that damn box and you immediately turn it off? GO BACK!

    • @adelerhead8928
      @adelerhead8928 7 років тому +17

      Thats what i thought aswell!! Poor selena

    • @stp111
      @stp111 7 років тому +5

      Right, gotdamnit Ryan

  • @Viaima
    @Viaima 7 років тому +339

    Ryan- “You’re off the team.”
    Shane- “I am the team.”
    Ryan- “Holy shi-..”
    😂😂😂

  • @gumibxby
    @gumibxby 6 років тому +192

    My favourite part of each of these videos is when Ryan says
    “Are ghosts real?”
    And then the camera pans over to Shane and he shakes his head.

  • @Ayana56466
    @Ayana56466 Рік тому +17

    The fact that the "orb" moved away from shane but towards Ryan is so funny to me for no reason 😭

  • @aceonfire12
    @aceonfire12 7 років тому +651

    "fancy boy stairs...."
    "we're fancy boys"
    "we ARE fancy boys"

  • @beeboy57
    @beeboy57 5 років тому +1893

    "I-I didn't mean it, it's a bit!"
    "Okay, yes, I'm dumber than him."
    "I meant it." (winks at camera)

    • @TG_666_
      @TG_666_ 5 років тому

      Gay Grumps “You son of a bitch” -Spooky Boy Shane 😂

    • @vaultboi1378
      @vaultboi1378 5 років тому

      Gay Grumps you son of a bitch 😔

    • @amyalbanez6378
      @amyalbanez6378 5 років тому +7

      Gay Grumps me and my sister 🤣

    • @dabidevito4464
      @dabidevito4464 4 роки тому +3

      dude i’m so sorry i made it 666 likes

    • @magicrabbit9446
      @magicrabbit9446 4 роки тому

      Thats funny

  • @An4.r000bi3
    @An4.r000bi3 4 роки тому +221

    I like how when the are mean to each other, they immediately apologize and become besties again, their friendship is so adorable.😫

  • @ExcuseMee
    @ExcuseMee 3 роки тому +33

    Ghost orb sees Ryan: "Haha easy target"
    Ghost orb sees Shane: "Nope nope nope"

  • @bunkertons
    @bunkertons 6 років тому +612

    That, "shhhh" sound was compelling, to me. I heard it while looking away from my phone and thought one of them had shushed the other.

    • @stephh1149
      @stephh1149 6 років тому +11

      same I turned away from my computer to eat and I thought the same

    • @kaileem3048
      @kaileem3048 6 років тому +7

      same here i went to grab my water, heard shhh and thought it was ryan shushing shane

    • @reginaphalange4162
      @reginaphalange4162 5 років тому +8

      I thought Ryan said shhh cos he heard something but that was it

    • @eliseclo6492
      @eliseclo6492 5 років тому

      Me too

    • @covitross
      @covitross 5 років тому

      Anne It’s the only paranormal thing I’ve heard without replaying it

  • @mayacaulfield251
    @mayacaulfield251 6 років тому +975

    *100 years from now, the existence of ghosts is still unknown, two young ghost hunters stand at the mouth of Colchester Castle* “At this moment our audio recorder picked up a sound”
    “WHEEZE”

    • @mayacaulfield251
      @mayacaulfield251 6 років тому +8

      I don’t know why 357 people liked this it’s not funny

    • @trishalee7535
      @trishalee7535 6 років тому +1

      I laughed out loud and I hardly ever laugh out loud at jokes, so...

    • @mayacaulfield251
      @mayacaulfield251 6 років тому

      T L usually only me finds me funny so thansk

    • @swarmkeeper
      @swarmkeeper 6 років тому +5

      **gasp** I heard something...... **plays audio**
      **the sound of ryan choking on that spiderweb plays** A demon!!!!

    • @Kingkooooooong
      @Kingkooooooong 6 років тому +1

      Hahahahahaha

  • @rowangrace_p
    @rowangrace_p 7 років тому +10196

    Am I the only one whose constantly worrying for the cameraman's sanity.

    • @cassandra-
      @cassandra- 7 років тому +26

      Rosie Rosie Nope. 😉

    • @brittney701
      @brittney701 7 років тому +293

      Rosie Rosie I've been scared for this camera man..

    • @revengeofachild
      @revengeofachild 7 років тому +178

      they should've showed us the cameraman more

    • @3mmigo
      @3mmigo 7 років тому +265

      Rosie Rosie same here, he/she follows them EVERYWHERE XD and still says nothing...

    • @chriscarlson6880
      @chriscarlson6880 7 років тому +176

      don't forget about the audio director

  • @claireidk9584
    @claireidk9584 3 роки тому +503

    why is nobody talking about that female voice “selena” and then the angry male voice “I swear to you!” like that sounded awful :(

  • @Lexinturmoil
    @Lexinturmoil 5 років тому +1306

    Colchester Castle: sure, you guys can come in here and investigate the ghosts! Go right ahead!
    The Bois: *start playing with the museum artifacts*
    Colchester Castle: wait no....

    • @maxima4116
      @maxima4116 5 років тому +7

      @@SonnyDay16 or talk back to the ghost cat

    • @bubble992
      @bubble992 5 років тому +36

      They're not artifacts, they're there so kids can play with them so they don't get bored when they visit the castle. I have tried on those same hats!

    • @meperson429
      @meperson429 5 років тому

      I’m the 1,100 like

  • @katealdea7174
    @katealdea7174 4 роки тому +1381

    ryan : got possessed by a demon and flies all over the room
    shane : hmm, dust

  • @gabbybyrd6749
    @gabbybyrd6749 7 років тому +328

    The singing has got to be some of the most compelling evidence yet. That is awesome.

    • @azure_Soph
      @azure_Soph 7 років тому +3

      Gabby Byrd or the "sh"

    • @lilyrosee3678
      @lilyrosee3678 7 років тому

      maybe its the nun

    • @dragaapandacorn5442
      @dragaapandacorn5442 7 років тому +1

      honestly to me it sounds more like screaming then it does singing

    • @xX_Skraith_Xx
      @xX_Skraith_Xx 7 років тому +4

      Sounds more like metal creaking or a door opening to me. Which in my opinion is even better evidence.

    • @LCbabyxO
      @LCbabyxO 7 років тому

      Gabby Byrd creepy as f

  • @musicissmylife0511
    @musicissmylife0511 3 роки тому +146

    ryan: *gets spiderwebs in his mouth*
    shane: you tasted history
    me: LOL true