LOTTO (YawaSkits, Episode 79)
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- #yawaskits #kalistus #comedy
Kalistus has a revelation that can make him rich.
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Kalistus need some special prayers for deliverance!!!
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
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I think Kalistus lost it when he allowed pride to set in: he was calling his boss by his name because in "his mind" he has made it.
Humility is key irrespective of what level you are operating in life.
Correct
True words my friend
Moral lesson:
The moment one is about to make it in life, different forms of temptation begins to walk in. God help us! 🙏🏽
God will protect us my dear.
agreed
Swears
God will definitely help us Amen🙏
Very true
Don't count your chickens before they are hatched and have humility always. What's so excellent about Kali's clip? No nudity, simple, natural and he walks you through the story with him. Bless you Kali. We are still waiting for the next Trapped🤣🤣🤣
❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🏾
Trapped is over
@@yawaskits trapped 11 waiting for
The reason why I like king Kali's comedy is that there's a moral lesson to each story he uploads
And Mark angel tv too
and he passes the message creatively, keeping the touch highly interesting.
You are right
He's a good creator
Real talk
That's not comedy. That's life lessons 🤞🏽🤞🏽 thank you YAWA
It's true
Everything in this life comes as a matter of self sacrifice and many of us are in the image of Kalistus we work so hard to achieve what we want and when the road is clear we give up and go back to where we started from
I'm a Ghanaian, I love my Nigeria brothers and sisters. .. they make watching TV soo fun!
Who else has been waiting patiently for this
me but i wanted to see trap 11
I dey oo
@@J3enttv goodluck dear
From Tanzania we've been waiting for this... though we're mourning for our beloved Late president John Magufuli.
I’ve been waiting for Queen to come back 👀
"No winning number, no job. It's over"😂😂😂😂
The Moral of the story is: "DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKS BEFORE THEY HATCH" Always Stay Humble
3:00 #Temptations. 😂😂
Kalistus Turning Down Money (and Food)!?
You Will Finally Find Your Destiny This Time Round. 😂
I felt like crying when the paper fell off
Kali your a legend
I knew from the very start this is going to end in tears😂😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
God bless khalistus agree anybody watching this video must be blessed this week 👍👍
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@@yawaskits king khali please am also a content creator I make comedy videos
Amen
Amen o
'see you at the top' had me in tears. 😭😭😭
Never slam the door on your way out, you might return one day~Kenyan proverb
Wow! I like this 👍🏽❤️
Really on point 👍
Nipe chai…Kenyan proverb
"Let me go and sleep"...😂😂 The fact that he's still on duty doesn't matter. King Kali, u d bestest 😅
Kkkk no wahala now the guy wants cash😂😂😂😂😂🤣😋😊😊
No dull moment for Kali Kali, in fact you deserve an award as the best comedian in Nigeria.
King Kali🤗🤗🤗🤗
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
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I am your fan, kalistus. I really, really love your videos. Greatings from Somalia🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴
I wasn't disappointed... From the beginning, Kali portrayed a good character that shocked me but in the end...just as we expected...how u keep portraying the same character and entertaining us despite knowing the likely end is amusing
..... How can someone be this unfortunate.....
King Kalli..... U took it to the extreme....
Great comedy skit with too many lessons...
Great job bro..... 👍
This is a lesson to everybody, never think you have made it in life so, you'll have to disrespect people. Humility is the key.. The woman took her numbers back
Immediately Kalistus dropped the paper, I held my head 🙆🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️, kalistus why na? Must you always mess up ? You guys are very good, ya contents are very educative . Can’t wait for next week 🇬🇭 ❤️ 🇳🇬
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾❤️❤️❤️
@@yawaskits Big Fans From India 🇮🇳 🙏 It's Over Sir 😂🤟🔥
Me too. I held my head 😂❤️
The first time I ever see Kalistus reject a genuine offer😂
Better be careful next time 😂😂😂😂😂 big up yawo skit
I was rooting for him somehow to at least win even though I knew things don't always go right for Kali 😅.
I thought he would win but the lady gave the numbers to many others causing the lotto amount to be small.
Same here
he cant become rich cuz yawa skits will be no more....
This game just play on today bet
I knew kalistus wouldn't disappoint. He blew this away as usual lol
When I get this chance I am writing this on my hand multiple times 😂😂
Swears
@@Dbaebae hi guys
Even on ur lips 💋💋... lol 😂🤣😆
First time king Kali make a video without eating food food😂😂😂😂
abi
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 true
Watching from my mother land Ghana 🇬🇭
lol the first kalistus comedy that he did not eat
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
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Who else was expecting Kalistus life to change from the beginning 😂😂😂😂 I was so sad for him just when his life was abt to change
he cant become rich's ...yawa skits will be no more
I was also expecting he's life to change, you read my mind
😂😂😂
Kali kali is the man😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
😔🙏Please if you enjoyed my jokes
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For the first time this guy didn’t eat, he has made a huge improvement, taming his hunger😂😂😹😹😹😹. Much love
I swear ooh he didn’t eat though but the usual climaxing statement: it’s Over😂!
Am I the only one that was hopping he'll make it this time???????
Kalistus is not sleeping is praying 🤣🤣🤣 and that his praying eye 😄😄
Am here for you kalistus
Better luck next time, Kalistus!
Folks, take your time on anything you're doing.
Can't stop laughing!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
English Exam: Narrate any story that ends with "it's over"
Me: Narrates Kalistus Lifestyle
Am addicted to yawa skit comedy. It teaches me a lot and causes me to laugh each time am depressed. God bless u all.
Whoever does the background instrumentals should be given 2 🍺 cold beers on my bill. Especially at 11:37🤣🤣🤣🤣I died
🤣🤣 noted
That part 🤤🤤
May God not let us witness edge of breakthrough failure cause damn... I’m crying 😭
Amen
Before you make ur success open make sure you have gotten it at hand.
You are kalistus NO WINING NUMBER NO JOB. youre very talented man hahahahah
well come in TANZANIA
Pride comes before a fall... good moral lesson👏🏽👏🏽
#True
First video i have seen kali is not eating food...lol
how many of us are here who want the series trapped to be continued.? 😭😭😭😭😭🙏
Only you 🤣😂😂
Only 21
I want it to be continued
I want trap to continue too
He shld continue those he's scam for money just like this is big brother and magic box 🤣, trapped is nonsense
IT'S OVAH!!! With Love From Brooklyn NY
BX in the building! I know Brooklyn always in the house!
Cali in the house.
I sometimes reserved some funds for subscription to watch yawaskit every Friday... Only channel I never bored being watched.... But he didn't eat through out this one and fasting have not started yet.... He will just plot something meaningful for viewers ... Thumbs up dude!
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
😔🙏Please if you enjoyed my jokes
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First time of seeing kali not eating 😄😄
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
😔🙏Please if you enjoyed my jokes
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If you a in my shoes you will remove the gate and go sleep😂😂😂king kali
LoL
‘Kali-kali’, this guy you are something else!
I almost give him a slap 👋 when he drops the paper 📄 😂 I forgot I’m watching tv🤣🤣 king K but why 😭🤣🤣
😭😭its village people
Just when I thought he was going to be rich for once, hahaha 😀😀
Here i am from Kenya Thanks Kalistus for the amazing job you doing
😃 A perfect illustration of the saying "Pride goes before a fall".
I've been waiting and I wish there'll be 2 downloads every week.
Kalistus and Yawa crue indeed this is a life lesson to all Yawa funs , not to cut the bridge that once gave you a way .
I love yawa skit God bless you guys from Lagos State
L’orgueil la chutte
if I love king kalistus one more time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
😔🙏Please if you enjoyed my jokes
please can you do me a favor, I want you to please SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, am a comedian too, I know you can please ❤️❤️🙏 it's very simple just touch my profile and you will see where to press SUBSCRIBE plsssss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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@@movieszone7869 😊
Who else noticed there was going to be a problem for Kalistus before ending the skit? Imagine "Do no take money from anybody before going to sleep"😅😅
Na waa for you o kalipsu 😂😂always na yawa. Much love from Germany ✊✊
Kalistus is truly the king of comedy “it’s over”😅😂🤣
STAY HUMBLE, IT WILL BE EASIER TO GET UP WHEN YOU STUMBLE. Another funny video, love when Kali say " it's over..!" dwwwllll!!
This is my praying eyes 👀 😂😂😂 This guy is a genius..Kudos!
Pride! Pride!! Pride!!!🤣🤣....i legit laughed well on this. Amazing Job guys 🙌🙌🙌🙌
Kali will never disappoint
whenever i see that belt and that trouser that we call a "dont touch my shoes" in my country i always start laughing
It’s always a treat when yaws uploads every Friday
Chaiiiii why doesn’t he just wait for the money to rest Ooo before he opens his mouth!!! but I like that he doesn’t wins with these scams and Witchery 😝😝👏🏾👏🏾
Always so entertaining!! Thank you so much I love your skits 🤩🤩🤩
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Hope it will not end here? continuation of this episode is highly require 💯🤞.
Good one
Anytime Kalistus have a chance it pass by which kind of life is this owww Kalistus sorry. God Will Hear Your Prayer One Day 😭😭😭🙏🙏
Just love ❤️ this UA-cam channel
Kali: Peace out✌🏻 🤣🤣🤣
Really yawa skits Friday is your day .... Kalistus and the whole team...... You all are just fabulous!!!! Lov 4rm India..
😂🤣😂🤣him not even buy the numbers yet and him quit 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Okay, now I'm weeping on his behalf 😭😭😭
Kali Kali! You're always on point
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
😔🙏Please if you enjoyed my jokes
please can you do me a favor, I want you to please SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, am a comedian too, I know you can please ❤️❤️🙏 it's very simple just touch my profile and you will see where to press SUBSCRIBE plsssss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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E be like sey dem Dey do kalistus for him village 😂😂😂😂
I believe
They offered him money (even dollars), he didn't collect, for him mind he don pass village people! He no know say dem dey front dey wait for am 😁😁😁
Seriously. Calistus village people are at work. strong witches is troubling him. .
I always enjoy like its the first time. I don't get bored watching King Kali. Can't wait for a week. so repetitive is necessary 😂😂😂.
Love from guyana🇬🇾
How these videos are both comic and educative is absolutely genius.
As swear, and it's paining me for kalistus, I was like already shouting when he was talking anyhow to his boss, I knew something would happen. Sorry ehn.
I trust you, you'll see another job before next week😅😅
Searching for a new Job right now.❤️
😂😂😂
Next time, abeg no do mouth again when any opportunity show face for kalistus to be rich, abeg, make the guy sef see money buy Benz one day. 😅😅😅
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When can I have my winning number in dream
Who always checks the duration b4 watching?? "This is my praying eye" ..Kalistus no go kill person... More love from Ghana!!!
It’s over never gets old💪🏽😂
An interesting one with a great lesson to learn.
I think this is the first skit Kalistus wasn't found eating. I waited for the point where he would be seen pushing down some food 😁
moral of the story: dont get cocky and keep your winning number in a secure place like your wallet or in your socks deep in your socks
Copy head is better than copy write my sister 😂🤣
@@cherubmiraclenatt3124 lol
One thing with Kalistus is we don’t know when he is going to be rich. Because he got all the opportunities but yet he is Poor 😂😂😂
Kalistus if I were you I would have just gone home immediately that old woman spoke to me.resign straight to avoid village people
absolutely on point. you just hit the nail on the head.
@Randy Osad
Lol
Kalistus the king of moral lesson. Thanks man
Very educative. ..keep it up woow
I told King Kali don’t leave setting for
unsetting but he didn’t listen 👂 😆
Here in Kenya 🇰🇪 we love King Kali apart from comedy We get to learn more How to handle Life and how to overcome some life challenges
We are many
@@karrenchemutai3497 karbu chemuu
It's over from the moment I saw the number fall down 😂😂😂
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
😔🙏Please if you enjoyed my jokes
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The only episode dat had no eating scene
True
I’m watching this video now but I think u need rewatch lol 😂
@@Musagisagara 😂😂😂😂
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Because he didn't get money
Pride comes before fall, great lesson
you telling me she cant play the lotto herself. it looks like she needs it more
Ahhh it's over 😂😂😂😂😂
Always gets me
1. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana, banana, i run and take you away” it was until i removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i wanna take you away”.
2. In America when a couple go to bed they will say “Good nights my love” In Britain, “Sweet dreams darling” In Nigeria “Did you lock the gate and doors papa Ngozi?
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Who else loves the instrumental at 5:20
Kalistus, e be like say them born you to suffer.