HITMAN Professional Mode Challenges - Hokkaido - A Bit of a Stretch, Smoking Kills + 2 More

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  • Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
  • A Bit of a Stretch
    Jeg Sauna Hende Ikke
    Smoking Kills
    Sushi Honshu Style

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  • @GuLe18
    @GuLe18 7 років тому +186

    Mess with the heat to kill Yuki with the pushy, don't mess with the heat to kill Yuki with the sushi.

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 років тому +10

      THAT IS SORT OF ACCURATE.

  • @timantonsenforfaen355
    @timantonsenforfaen355 7 років тому +264

    You're so underated its insane, its a shame the games you play dosent have a bigger fanbase:/

    • @Andreas_Mann
      @Andreas_Mann 6 років тому +29

      I like to have him for ourselves.
      Bigger UA-camrs always turn into shite.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 6 років тому +2

      Jin
      That is star syndrome for you...

    • @broosy4819
      @broosy4819 4 роки тому +2

      lol 2 years later

    • @red9348
      @red9348 4 роки тому

      broosy lol 3 months later

    • @34thexperience
      @34thexperience 4 роки тому

      broosy lol 4 months later

  • @goosevillenews7932
    @goosevillenews7932 5 років тому +35

    "..."
    "..."
    "... sorry, I thought I was going to sneeze."
    *best intro ever*

  • @bigMooney06
    @bigMooney06 7 років тому +249

    Hey CJ. Swearing's not the thing YT are going after, all the "ad-friendly" stuff is just kinda at random as far as I can tell.
    I've had loads of videos re-approved after being hit and I swear every other word. Just so you know that going through the effort of censoring yourself is just kinda a thankless task, they'll still ding the videos anyway.
    Keep doing what you're doing though mate! I'm enjoying the content! :)

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 років тому +61

      Sometimes I suspect titles with words having any possible negative connotation. Other times I suspect whatever system they use to flag copyright audio is smart enough to detect curses. Other times not a clue. Yes it is pretty random. Regardless the beeps made me laugh anyway. I really enjoy yours too. Would you be interested in doing a collab sometime? I was thinking maybe you do your thing with the sub contracts. And then we could brainstorm a strategy to destroy it on the leaderboard with something awesome. Might be funny to try to get you to replicate some of the tricks too. I've found a few cool ones in the contract IDs your subs leave for you and can link you IDs and vids of my solutions. Let me know. I think it could be pretty funny.

    • @drangod
      @drangod 7 років тому +19

      EY BIGMOONEY BIG FAN OF YOU AND CJ!
      And yes, good god. Please do a collab.

    • @profsnowleopard5326
      @profsnowleopard5326 7 років тому +3

      yep, a great idea

    • @bigMooney06
      @bigMooney06 7 років тому +15

      Fair enough bud. I've been trying to come up with titles/thumbnails/tags that don't get hit by the ad-bot straight away. So far it's not been happening right away, but after a few days it gets hit. If you appeal it right away they always seem to get it re-approved within about 12-24 hours.
      There's a few videos I appealed two weeks ago that are still sitting as ad-unfriendly so it's as if they forgot about them or something. =/
      But either way, I don't think they strike videos for swearing within the actual video though. I must swear about 200+ times a video in most cases but once they were manually reviewed by an actual person they seem to think it's fine for ads. So I think it's more to do with other "less savoury" behavior they're looking for.
      Yeah, some sort of collab sounds great man. I dunno how well I'd be able to keep up with the crazy speedrun strats though, haha. But I'm sure we'll figure it out. If you're on skype send me a message on my YT inbox and I'll send an add on there.

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 років тому +15

      hey look what just happened. lul. gyazo.com/edafca87cfcaa77d5191e0cd0edf5191

  • @punkstarfunk
    @punkstarfunk 7 років тому +119

    CJ stands for Cannabis Joint

    • @genocidalsanta3781
      @genocidalsanta3781 6 років тому +16

      Definitely brings new meaning to "let's do some more"

  • @Stothedqd
    @Stothedqd 3 роки тому +5

    Mr. CJ i come from village with only 1 tv. we watch your gamesplays and we love it. me and my neighbor brother Nelson walk 32 miles to town to use internet so we can access youtube to leave comment on your channel. we love you

  • @TheBlackEnigma
    @TheBlackEnigma 7 років тому +37

    Finally, we get another vid from CJ, and now "let's do some more"

  • @MathiasL5
    @MathiasL5 7 років тому +87

    Jeg sauna hende ikke is a Danish pun (sauna sounds like savner, which means 'miss') the sentence means "I do not miss her"

    • @HarbingerIV
      @HarbingerIV 7 років тому +7

      Or in the punny way, "I did not sauna her"

    • @drangod
      @drangod 7 років тому

      That's the same in Norwegian.

    • @joerieper6768
      @joerieper6768 6 років тому +5

      Fun fact: sweden is like only country that has own word for sauna. And word sauna is from Finland where saunas were invented.

    • @xerxes3501
      @xerxes3501 5 років тому

      JoeRieper im from sweden eller inte

    • @joerieper6768
      @joerieper6768 5 років тому

      @@xerxes3501 I really don't know what that means. I am from Finland and my swedish skills are really bad as I live in area where less than 1% speaks sweden so I never used it. I just know some of that language :)

  • @evanb2437
    @evanb2437 6 років тому +9

    Hey CJ just wanted to tell you I recently found the channel and love your work - love the skill you have and also your calm demeanor, which is really refreshing compared to most youtubers

  • @mendietv
    @mendietv 7 років тому +30

    family friend cj. 8.5/10 because its polite.

  • @SoulCalMusic
    @SoulCalMusic 7 років тому +14

    This video should be renamed: CJ vs the English language :D
    Just kidding CJ, love these video's, keep 'em coming!

  • @ko60655
    @ko60655 7 років тому +13

    "let's grab this bust right here"

    • @overtheworl
      @overtheworl 5 років тому

      You a busta CJ. Straight busta!

  • @paulcar2356
    @paulcar2356 7 років тому +5

    "stop it, my mouth can't keep up with this stuff", that's what she said

  • @MegaLietuvislt
    @MegaLietuvislt 7 років тому +6

    Just discovered your channel, I love the game, the gameplay, the commentary, the vocabulary and your voice, keep doing what you're doing :)

  • @VIVIAN81
    @VIVIAN81 7 років тому +5

    Your videos are so entertaining lmao I love the personality you bring to them

  • @aryazdutt
    @aryazdutt 3 роки тому +1

    I wish I could like the video 47 thousand times just for "Yuki Suzuki Faluki Deruki with fugu poisonned sushi".

  • @justacephalopod5111
    @justacephalopod5111 5 років тому +2

    Lol. All your names for Yuki really started to make me laugh. Very happy YT recommended this channel to me today.

  • @RamGilamar
    @RamGilamar 7 років тому +10

    1:40 in the morning, sleep or CJ? Well, who needs sleep anyways?

  • @bradc1188
    @bradc1188 7 років тому +4

    I swear you are like the only yt channel I have watched nearly every video 😂 :)

  • @outlawkaz6715
    @outlawkaz6715 7 років тому +3

    Love your videos and strategies CJ you're a cool dude and keep up the amazing work. Much love from Franny D Sanny

  • @runbeforeyougetintrouble168
    @runbeforeyougetintrouble168 6 років тому +1

    **Yuki Suzuki finds a box of cigarettes on her table**
    Yuki: Time to find a place to light up these babies
    CJ: Light up these babies? are you an Infant Incinerator?

  • @milanlicina1461
    @milanlicina1461 7 років тому +14

    You are a great youtuber CJ! Love your videos let's do some more haha... Sorry for bad eng i'm from Croatia! :)

  • @EviLaKzRay
    @EviLaKzRay 7 років тому +5

    You make video with passion

  • @b166erthanexpected
    @b166erthanexpected 2 роки тому +2

    what a legend, hope he comes back to deliver us some amazing content

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  2 роки тому +4

      back soon.

  • @PhoenixFlight94
    @PhoenixFlight94 3 роки тому

    This CJ guy knows a thing or two about this whole hitman thing

  • @ncrtrooper1946
    @ncrtrooper1946 5 років тому

    I just want to thank you for letting me find your channel. Because of you I have discovered my new favorite game series and my favorite youtuber. (It’s you by the way)

  • @TheForeverAddicted
    @TheForeverAddicted 3 роки тому

    it's awesome to see and hear you in such good spirits and excited about the game. awesome. I'm still keeping my hopes up for challenge videos for H3 with cam and and stuff although I fear that's not probably coming. I think this is the best Hitman content on youtube dude and would love to see you solve the challenges in the new one with a brand new dancing cat and puns and jokes etc.. .Stay well. You're the king of this hitman thing. : )

  • @rayne5098
    @rayne5098 7 років тому

    When you wake up at 8am for work and see on your notifications 'New video from CJ' so you phone in sick and spend all day watching pro mode videos 😀

  • @inkblowout
    @inkblowout 7 років тому +1

    I watched your video cj and bruh the video is clean af bro. Amazing quality and content once again Cj :)

  • @yuffmymateria7859
    @yuffmymateria7859 7 років тому

    Great video. Just felt like you were having an extra good time in this one. Been waiting for a new one tbh, was a welcome sight in my sub box

  • @Monkmandan
    @Monkmandan 7 років тому +5

    Censors curse words in a video of horrible contract murders.lol

  • @legocosmic8423
    @legocosmic8423 5 років тому

    Great Video CJ, Love all your Professional Challenges you did on this game. Keep up with the amazing work

  • @AgeingFPS
    @AgeingFPS 7 років тому

    Great humour, along with very classy gameplay is a top combination CJ.

  • @LordHypnos4
    @LordHypnos4 7 років тому

    Agent 47 is such a badass that he snatched a man's scalp from his head and used it as a disguise.

    • @GypsyEyez_
      @GypsyEyez_ 7 років тому

      Matt Schilling it's a tupee dude chill

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 років тому +2

      If only Konny's hair came with the disguise too.

  • @neoncity1557
    @neoncity1557 7 років тому +3

    I just come here for the humor

  • @robx4582
    @robx4582 7 років тому +1

    I get Friday off in the uk so I just woke up , Thx for the video ❤️

  • @ryzo7324
    @ryzo7324 7 років тому

    Love these, got excited to get home when I seen the notifications

  • @The_Kewzler
    @The_Kewzler 11 місяців тому +1

    It sucks that UA-cam makes you censor your videos I wish people could just understand it’s a joke. Awesome videos man, I really enjoy your pro mode videos and commentary, they are super underrated and top tier 👌🏻

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  11 місяців тому

      They didn't make me censor anything. I chose to.

  • @karolisnelogiskas70
    @karolisnelogiskas70 3 роки тому

    i found this, so good to see this, thank u for this :))

  • @nghiadinh7061
    @nghiadinh7061 6 років тому +1

    how exactly does the explosion at 05:12 kill Soders?

  • @hallmarkmetals6874
    @hallmarkmetals6874 6 років тому

    Mess with the heat to get Yuki with the Pushi. Sounds like a song.

  • @BygoneT
    @BygoneT 7 років тому

    I can't wait for HITMAN Season 2 honestly. Shame IOI hasn't said anything in a long time.

  • @stavros7277
    @stavros7277 7 років тому +1

    Time to change the name of the game in "Bumpman".

  • @jakobsin8414
    @jakobsin8414 4 роки тому

    I really enjoy this content

  • @mariuszrachwalski8286
    @mariuszrachwalski8286 7 років тому

    I came here for CJ's EPIC laugh. P.S. You Look badass with that beard

  • @thedemonferrari
    @thedemonferrari 6 років тому

    assassins that know yoga. good job 47

  • @mohitvarsha6160
    @mohitvarsha6160 7 років тому +2

    CJ feeling very satisfied as he uses the F word.

  • @averytatavitto9333
    @averytatavitto9333 7 років тому

    The adpocalypse is here

  • @KrimsonBeat
    @KrimsonBeat 7 років тому

    fun fact: to taint a fugu fish, you just cut it up like a regular fish... if you don't stun the fish with a blunt hit and then remove the poison sacs and thoroughly wash, the poison spreads through the glands/meat

  • @dillon4031
    @dillon4031 7 років тому

    "The solution to that was to just..." *shoots guard in back* LOL

  • @iNeZee.
    @iNeZee. 6 років тому

    Really Yuki's Pushi killed her, Ya know too big appetite For Pushi
    :D

  • @Conduit_K
    @Conduit_K 2 роки тому

    Man i miss these videos

  • @chrispy8177
    @chrispy8177 6 років тому

    “Decker, I mean Dexter has a pack of cigarettes on him, don’t know about the gardener” - CJ 2017
    Then I’m like I know CJ’s got some that’s confirmed

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  6 років тому

      I have not smoked on cam in about 6 months.... so maybe it isn't. Ok you're right.

  • @allmightymyself8205
    @allmightymyself8205 7 років тому

    Another super Vid. Thx CJ

  • @ruslansayfullin6194
    @ruslansayfullin6194 6 років тому

    Thank you very much for this video!

  • @faint5738
    @faint5738 5 років тому +1

    It’s funny how yuki falluki mamooki’s guards don’t find the chef that just served the dead woman fugu suspicious because after she died he sprints off

  • @jonnyapplefriend401
    @jonnyapplefriend401 4 роки тому +1

    Gardener does have cigarettes

  • @LordHypnos4
    @LordHypnos4 7 років тому

    15:47 Burn baby burn! Infant inferno! Burn baby burn!

  • @apollothefirst
    @apollothefirst 3 роки тому

    Impressive!

  • @LunchBoxThe
    @LunchBoxThe 6 років тому

    i like this guy

  • @ionstriker3721
    @ionstriker3721 3 роки тому

    CJ, when you throw the c4 at the wall and kill soders, how does he die?

  • @bmburke
    @bmburke 7 років тому

    Would love to see CJ livestream sometime.

  • @TheRealPsychoBeats
    @TheRealPsychoBeats 5 років тому +1

    you look like Morgan from the Walking Dead

  • @loboloob739
    @loboloob739 7 років тому

    are you streaming somewhere? coz it's very tempting to watch it live :)

  • @budgie227
    @budgie227 7 років тому

    You should upload your first playthroughs when season 2 arrives

  • @MrAVFCJensen
    @MrAVFCJensen 7 років тому

    Keep em coming CJ!

    • @MrAVFCJensen
      @MrAVFCJensen 7 років тому

      BTW. Jeg Sauna Hende Ikke means, I don't miss her. It's Danish. Sauna sounds like the word "miss" in Danish ;)

  • @bittewartensienameladt8528
    @bittewartensienameladt8528 5 років тому

    An ad actually played before the vid so dont worry

  • @linux_penguin
    @linux_penguin 7 років тому

    Dexter,nthe gardener and one of the grey hair staff room guards have cigarettes

  • @brhvitor4
    @brhvitor4 7 років тому

    NEW VIDEO BABEEE!

  • @stephanhernandez814
    @stephanhernandez814 7 років тому +1

    Your laugh is so cute

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 років тому +1

      KappaPride

  • @Tobiibiias
    @Tobiibiias 7 років тому

    First like and then watch
    German greets, CJ

  • @therealspectre6132
    @therealspectre6132 6 років тому +1

    Why am I always high on weed when I don't use drugs?

  • @indolvck
    @indolvck 7 років тому

    Let's do some more!!

  • @mtndew4746
    @mtndew4746 5 років тому

    the sauna challenge name is in finnish

    • @Cygnus0lor
      @Cygnus0lor 5 років тому

      No it's not. It's in Danish.

  • @drangod
    @drangod 7 років тому +6

    _"Jeg Sauna Hende Ikke"_ - Three of those words are norwegian, although it doesn't make any sense.
    _"Jeg"_ = Me
    _"Hende"_ = Happen
    _"Ikke"_ = Not
    So directly translated it is: _"Me Sauna Happen Not"_

    • @zenodio3D
      @zenodio3D 6 років тому +13

      It’s a Danish phrase, “jeg savner hende ikke”
      Means “I don’t miss her”
      Except “savner” is replaced with “sauna”
      Because, well, you kill her in a sauna.
      It’s a play on words, obviously.
      IO Interactive is a Danish company, their games are filled with little references that only Danes understand

    • @torbjrngeorgsen5985
      @torbjrngeorgsen5985 5 років тому

      Its danish. The developers are danish

  • @stylintylin77
    @stylintylin77 7 років тому

    "OPPS" lmao

  • @remu5947
    @remu5947 7 років тому

    7.42 yami yamazuki

  • @theolemaigre7210
    @theolemaigre7210 5 років тому

    just realised agent 47 is camerashy...

  • @archive1442
    @archive1442 5 років тому

    Sushi ほんしょう。へんでいっけ。Hokkaido Is in Japanese mate.
    I am studying Japanese and I can pronounce the Romaji names.

  • @borhanl6135
    @borhanl6135 7 років тому

    Do you have a Twitch channel?

  • @lovePotato
    @lovePotato 7 років тому

    Love yours videos CJ, thx for that

  • @MrNinjafreak
    @MrNinjafreak 7 років тому

    I'm having trouble with a contract. There is 4 targets, and the last target requires you to kill him with a explosive device. However, no one has seen me killing anyone and no bodies was spotted everytime I finished it, but still no SA rank. It keeps telling me that someone noticed my kill(s). Which is impossible considering that I wasen't spotted, they didn't find any bodies, and I did hide the last target (the one who get's killed with ex device) far away from other guards or civilians before activating the device, and I activated it when I was nearby extraction. Any ideas what to do?

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 років тому +1

      you are exiting too fast. wait 2 seconds after explosion kill to hit the exit prompt. that condition is by design to prevent stupid shit like this. ua-cam.com/video/gEbQ1y32r-8/v-deo.html

    • @MrNinjafreak
      @MrNinjafreak 7 років тому

      Ah I see. Thx man, I'll try waiting 2 secs first :)

    • @MrNinjafreak
      @MrNinjafreak 7 років тому

      It worked ^^

  • @devenchinso
    @devenchinso 5 років тому

    How do you get those gold XP guns and..... You seem high ASF CJ. Lol.

  • @garou1508
    @garou1508 7 років тому

    19:21 SURE you didn't intentionally poison it XD

  • @combineadvisor572
    @combineadvisor572 2 роки тому

    oh btw the one you couldn't pronounce i believe is in finnish

  • @spaghettipotsucka2532
    @spaghettipotsucka2532 5 років тому

    Cj reminds me of the dude

  • @lunchdinnerlunch
    @lunchdinnerlunch 7 років тому

    Max Dexter and Amos Decker

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 років тому

      Amax Deckter.

  • @sochaker1
    @sochaker1 6 років тому

    can’t understand the way you killed Soders. any explanation?

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  6 років тому

      he's on the other side of that wall.

    • @sochaker1
      @sochaker1 6 років тому

      CJ but there is distance between Soders and that wall. never thought explosion from outside could kill Soders. thx for reply:D

  • @bchlebik
    @bchlebik 7 років тому

    You remind me of Dave attell

  • @Catholic2309
    @Catholic2309 5 років тому

    I'M A BIG FAN OFF CJ AND BIG MONEY YAY HAHHAHAHAH

  • @EddieCreative
    @EddieCreative 6 років тому

    Where do you stream?

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  6 років тому

      on youtube.

  • @dankeykang6587
    @dankeykang6587 7 років тому

    U look like Aaron Lewis from Staind bro!

  • @SrS-em2mp
    @SrS-em2mp 7 років тому

    Yuki ShaPoopi

  • @Indygenous
    @Indygenous 6 років тому

    No one's gonna say it? A'ight I'll do it. 9:40 "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

  • @potatopriorites5652
    @potatopriorites5652 7 років тому

    NON-TARGET KILL:
    All ad revenue for this video

  • @ehalbaggiolorenz7558
    @ehalbaggiolorenz7558 7 років тому

    Yuki Nagasaki

  • @ADSM31
    @ADSM31 7 років тому +1

    Cj have u seen Big Mooney

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 років тому +4

      Yes but have not seen Ramon.

    • @ADSM31
      @ADSM31 7 років тому

      CJ play a kill everyone challenge

    • @robx4582
      @robx4582 7 років тому

      Arjan Musafir In one of his vids he did give him a shoutout by saying he did crazy "Family friendly bleep

    • @jedaaa
      @jedaaa 7 років тому

      Rain, what ?

  • @Capp27
    @Capp27 7 років тому

    How do I unlock the silver baller?

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 років тому

      unlocks are all shown in mastery tab for each mission. That one is in paris.

    • @matejtomala3166
      @matejtomala3166 6 років тому

      What a noob

  • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
    @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 7 років тому

    Yuki de Gooky
    Yuki de Nukey
    Yuki de Coochie
    Yuki Takoyuki

  • @drangod
    @drangod 6 років тому

    13:29