These guys do not know Paw Patrol (Jackbox)

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  • Опубліковано 11 лис 2024
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  • @missusmousse
    @missusmousse Рік тому +360

    Kory actually getting the car horn right is going straight into his core memory

    • @jennietsai1260
      @jennietsai1260 Рік тому +90

      WITNESS ME

    • @mango2450
      @mango2450 Рік тому +37

      As it should, he went against the grain when everyone was telling him no because he believed in himself. Our king

  • @hivekind9128
    @hivekind9128 Рік тому +203

    crying baby vs car horn is gonna be an all timer for me. the absolute vindication in kory's voice is amazing

    • @Gakulon
      @Gakulon Рік тому +8

      Reminds me of the "Hydrogen Bomb VS Coughing Baby" meme

  • @Dancyspartan
    @Dancyspartan Рік тому +67

    I'm alwsys impressed with Chibs ability to retire a bit mid sentence.

  • @ZayneGoose
    @ZayneGoose Рік тому +317

    Oldest to newest: realistic depictions of a panic attacks in animated movies

  • @nykthegremlin
    @nykthegremlin Рік тому +187

    It actually shows bathtub drain hole as larger (38.1mm) than pool noodle hole (22-24mm)

  • @WikiED
    @WikiED Рік тому +142

    Every time i see Jackbox it feels like it's infinite content. I hope they don't get bored of it anytime soon.

    • @Flamerunner451
      @Flamerunner451 Рік тому +7

      Quixort and Job Job carry

    • @urrhehe
      @urrhehe Рік тому +8

      @@Flamerunner451 nah the witch cave one is the best! Quixort is really good too tho.

    • @WorkingForTheBarrels
      @WorkingForTheBarrels Рік тому

      look up nlss quiplash brother. hundreds of hours

  • @jakepelenis4524
    @jakepelenis4524 Рік тому +93

    Apollo getting dunked on in the decibel round brought me so much life

  • @brokengirrafe
    @brokengirrafe Рік тому +83

    at this point, whenever I hear chiblee at the beginning of a video, I instantly go “chiiiib”, as if I’m meeting an old friend who moved cities a few years ago.

    • @platinum4020
      @platinum4020 Рік тому +7

      +2

    • @canox6017
      @canox6017 Рік тому

      we all need a little chib in our lives

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Рік тому +1

      "an old friend who moved cities" let's be honest we all know you're talking about LA

  • @SoulReaverVidView
    @SoulReaverVidView Рік тому +22

    The bee's are fish thing was just to give quick protection to them, with out having to write whole new laws and get them passed. Still funny though.

  • @ruairim2283
    @ruairim2283 Рік тому +18

    A baby AT ITS PEAK is louder than a jack hammer. It doesn't hold its cry at that level. It oscillates up and down. So it's easy to think a jack hammer is louder because its loud for a long time while a baby is louder for a much shorter time period

    • @juice17776
      @juice17776 Рік тому +14

      Call me when a baby is wakin up the whole damn neighbourhood cause he pooped his diaper. Cmon now

  • @ShippPost
    @ShippPost Рік тому +5

    Kory sounds like breach ulting when he is vindicated about the car horn baby thing

  • @eltee704
    @eltee704 Рік тому +11

    MALF complaining about Arby's roast beef sandwich....wait until he hears about subway 😂

  • @ruairim2283
    @ruairim2283 Рік тому +27

    HEY RYAN, can you move your face during fibagge. Your incredible head blocks the questions

    • @Rurzo6
      @Rurzo6 Рік тому +13

      Exactly. NL, why are you hiding the questions? Is this a conspiracy????

  • @grit1
    @grit1 4 місяці тому +1

    4:21
    Bathrub drain is 38.1 mm but pool noodle is 22-24mm, yet pool noodle is higher?

  • @LiarJudas666
    @LiarJudas666 10 місяців тому

    i love Ryan getting up like he’s going to punch his camera when Apollo put down the Bush gaffe

  • @bonestryke5391
    @bonestryke5391 Рік тому +5

    The milk sort sent me to the mooooon lmao

  • @brinka7918
    @brinka7918 Рік тому +1

    the hole small to big to start with was crazy

  • @Wertsir
    @Wertsir Рік тому +15

    “What size is a black hole” is such a rigged question. They can be any size, its all about Density. They said its ultramassive, but that is only true for Ultra-massive Black Holes, which are only one type. It didn’t even specify whether we’re talking Event Horizon or Singularity.

  • @Smilomaniac
    @Smilomaniac Рік тому +2

    Baby screeches are insanely loud, it's 'hearing damage' territory.

  • @danieljensen6154
    @danieljensen6154 Рік тому +1

    4:20 it literally says pool noodle is smaller than bathtub drain, but is still placed after it

  • @Blaurot
    @Blaurot Рік тому +2

    i still think of the "they did surgery on a grape" daily

  • @jacklorenz4274
    @jacklorenz4274 Рік тому +2

    Somehow I knew about the bees are fish one, I believe it’s because the fish are better protected as endangered species than insects are, and it’s based on some weird legal interpretation of how they define a fish.

  • @mango2450
    @mango2450 Рік тому +3

    Big Mac (the long way)

  • @joewilson3393
    @joewilson3393 Рік тому +2

    Did anyone else notice in the opening, Jackbox just puts down the word Egg?

  • @dokonaut
    @dokonaut Рік тому +14

    Dam did Chiblee just make a psychology reference... Kiki vs Bouba! And of course everyone dismissed him as being insane 🤣 When ppl see an object with sharp edges and an object with curves, they name them Kiki and Bouba respectively (when given those names). It goes across languages too :)

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Рік тому

      His other contributions this video were shitting on the floor of McDonald's and "I wrote cum" so you can't blame everyone with more than 2 braincells for immediately dismissing whatever he says

    • @Paradockzz
      @Paradockzz Рік тому +4

      they all know about kiki bouba, chib has brought it up several times before

    • @dokonaut
      @dokonaut Рік тому

      @@Paradockzz 🤣🤣 seriously?! That makes it even more confusing. Why did they react like that then? They were making him seem crazy

  • @alliedarda7375
    @alliedarda7375 Рік тому +5

    The games measurements even said that a bathtub hole is bigger than the pool noodle hole... something weird is afoot.

  • @connorsmith75
    @connorsmith75 Рік тому +3

    FUCK YEAH BABY JACKBOX BABY MALF BABY FUCK YEAH

  • @UngodlyFreak
    @UngodlyFreak Рік тому +1

    Insect milk should have been the oldest. Ants have been milking aphids millions of years before humans existed.

  • @SpiritOfLenin
    @SpiritOfLenin Рік тому +1

    "this is proof that laws are fake" is excellent banter

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT Рік тому +5

    Right as I was craving more jackbox content... I was blessed.

  • @dolimerus
    @dolimerus Рік тому +1

    i've never even had a pool noodle with a hole

  • @richieg5595
    @richieg5595 Рік тому +9

    its really fun every time apollo gets extremely pedantic about things he's extremely wrong about every single episode :D

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Рік тому +2

      Consistently toxic commenter detected

    • @Paradockzz
      @Paradockzz Рік тому

      ​@@CS0723 yeah, Apollo

    • @pente12
      @pente12 Рік тому +3

      @@CS0723 you literally leave toxic comments on every video with chiblee, you’ve left like half a dozen on this video alone

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Рік тому +1

      @@pente12 exactly. Takes one to know one

  • @patrick47633
    @patrick47633 3 місяці тому

    i love malf so much man hes way to funny

  • @miles2419
    @miles2419 Рік тому +2

    I know cockroach milk is a thing, I don't remember why I know this

  • @GameAlicornLuna
    @GameAlicornLuna Рік тому +2

    I'm surprised that it wasn't Time Anus.

  • @Bigfoott
    @Bigfoott 11 днів тому

    25:44 chicken big mac...

  • @zoosmell_egbert
    @zoosmell_egbert 8 місяців тому

    49:43 i think this awoke (no pun intended) something within me

  • @redo5oh
    @redo5oh Рік тому

    Paw patrol is definitely the best pawproganda on tv for the cops.

  • @none5020
    @none5020 Рік тому

    Happy birthday Brahms, creator of twinkle twinkle little star (Mozart)

  • @juice17776
    @juice17776 Рік тому +3

    I love Chib, he has some good bits. But boy does he know how to run them into the ground.

    • @mekanikalman
      @mekanikalman Рік тому +1

      what’s depression.exe is fucking gold tho

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Рік тому

      What do you mean, you're not a fan of him talking about eating poo? That's not your type of humour?

    • @juice17776
      @juice17776 Рік тому +5

      @@CS0723 no I just heard "medium rare" and "black pink" about 20 too many times

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Рік тому

      @@juice17776 yeah it's almost like he's not funny at all, shocking

    • @levelupjoel
      @levelupjoel Рік тому +9

      @@CS0723🤓

  • @thaDjMauz
    @thaDjMauz Рік тому

    25:46 a rare view of the back of NL's head

  • @Shankalten
    @Shankalten Рік тому +1

    @7:30 going click this moment on repeat

  • @maxineparry5887
    @maxineparry5887 Рік тому

    they put spider silk fluid in a goat to milk it out

  • @ItBeHowItBe47
    @ItBeHowItBe47 Рік тому

    This looked like wild frost and I got excited :(

  • @mango2450
    @mango2450 Рік тому

    I remember the bees are fish thing lol

  • @pilotfine
    @pilotfine Рік тому

    Milfus might be onto something with these Hot Dougs, two foot long Hot Dougs does sound interesting

  • @Paradockzz
    @Paradockzz Рік тому

    Apollo will literally never learn

  • @kierrrac
    @kierrrac Рік тому

    34:45 hometown mention let's gooo

    • @kierrrac
      @kierrrac Рік тому

      also fun fact: louisville is actually one of the few disco ball producers in the world and supplies around 90% of them! so she probably genuinely thought she was the last manufacturer of them

  • @lukesanford9026
    @lukesanford9026 Рік тому +11

    I miss Rob :(

  • @scrumt
    @scrumt Рік тому +1

    The longmac

  • @leejames929
    @leejames929 Рік тому

    man Malf was hungry

  • @CloonieKing
    @CloonieKing Рік тому +2

    Nl watches paw patrol? Maybe that ACAB viewer was right...

  • @Lamp_Sama
    @Lamp_Sama Рік тому +4

    The black hole one killed me mentally I almost signed off

  • @ThePandaSupreme
    @ThePandaSupreme Рік тому +5

    Them thinking a pool noodle hole is smaller than a small doughnut hole is insane lol

  • @xtremegaming1232
    @xtremegaming1232 Рік тому +4

    WITNESS ME!

  • @soLDotA
    @soLDotA Рік тому +2

    Where was the Paw Patrol during the Iran Hostage Crisis?
    As far as we know the PAW Patrol has the capabilities of international travel and possible covert operation capabilities. However, the PAW Patrol failed to assist in any way during the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1979, which is unacceptable seeing as the US diplomats were hostages from November 4, 1979, to January 20, 1981. Could it be that the PAW Patrol is run by Islamic extremist that utilize PAW Patrol to increase positive images of the extremist, while also taking money from the UN? Or that the PAW Patrol is US run, and was told by the CIA to not intervene with the hostage crisis? If it is the former, why so? Could the Iran Hostage Crisis be a hoax, used to crack down on Iran for bringing down the monarchy that was ruling Iran, made possible by a coup from the US and UK?

  • @louisguillebeau494
    @louisguillebeau494 Рік тому

    Malf is such a piece.

  • @pb5055
    @pb5055 Рік тому +2

    daddylion with the banger jackbox drop

  • @styxrakash4639
    @styxrakash4639 Рік тому +22

    I’m gay

  • @CS0723
    @CS0723 Рік тому

    49:56 wow another incredibly funny contribution from Chiblee, thanks! Im so glad we have represention for today's ADD riddled youth

  • @dionyseez
    @dionyseez Рік тому

    hot dougs

  • @L_Swift
    @L_Swift Рік тому

    I got the joke. I’m sorry I’m the only one. @northernlion 37:28

  • @ihave2cows
    @ihave2cows Рік тому

    These people really out here roasting mars dwellers when they're actually confusing pool noodles with spaghetti noodles

  • @laggypirates
    @laggypirates Рік тому

    is malf actually ok?

  • @c4pt4inmorg4n8194
    @c4pt4inmorg4n8194 Рік тому

    Pour one out for my Homie Wallie 😢

  • @Ibrahimthewalrus
    @Ibrahimthewalrus Рік тому

    lots of deep fried laughs in this

  • @AndrewWhise
    @AndrewWhise Рік тому

    I will never get tired of Quixort

  • @jake748
    @jake748 Рік тому +1

    Nevermind the noodle, the game doesnt know the diff between size and mass as shown by the black hole... what the fuck

  • @SahiPie
    @SahiPie Рік тому +2

    The mcds take was so bad and wrong

  • @ruairim2283
    @ruairim2283 Рік тому +3

    Do N.Americans not pronounce the L in 'almond'?

    • @aiellamori
      @aiellamori Рік тому +2

      Everyone does

    • @ruairim2283
      @ruairim2283 Рік тому +11

      @@aiellamori Dude, your ISP doesn't bill you by the length of your comments. "Everyone does" what? Everyone does pronounce the L or everyone does not? Either way you're wrong because, as I've learned, many people do both - pronounce the L and ignore the L. It's a regional thing

    • @cameronmacleod
      @cameronmacleod Рік тому +2

      @@ruairim2283 what do you mean what does he mean he said “everyone does” whether that’s right or wrong

    • @Paradockzz
      @Paradockzz Рік тому +1

      ​@@ruairim2283 everybody does, some less than others

  • @stormer3234
    @stormer3234 Рік тому

    someone teach this man how to laugh