Nier Automata: All Joke Endings F - Z (English)

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  • Nier Automata English PS4 Version Gameplay 1080p Joke Endings A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Litrerally finished the game 26 times for this video

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  • @FrizFroz
    @FrizFroz 6 років тому +2168

    The irony is that most of these joke endings lead to a better fate for the characters than most of the main endings. By exercising free will and running away from the fight, the androids are, in fact, breaking out of the cycle they are trapped in!

    • @VelvetMagician
      @VelvetMagician 6 років тому +232

      FrizFroz Exactamundo my friend, I would like to see a DLC featuring 2B in a fishing game

    • @kaine.1345
      @kaine.1345 6 років тому +126

      @@VelvetMagician or maybe A2 taking a stroll

    • @TheKnightDrag0n
      @TheKnightDrag0n 4 роки тому +63

      You have to do horrible things to get to "joke" endings, wiping pascal's village or killing pascal, leaving popola and devola to die, letting emil wipe life on earth, etc.

    • @KDB349
      @KDB349 4 роки тому +39

      Considering most of these endings are talking about how androids are on the verge of extinction or are extinct its not exactly a good thing. That's just how i feel though.

    • @KissKrys
      @KissKrys 4 роки тому +11

      @@TheKnightDrag0n or leaving 9S to die after you fight Adam for the last time

  • @Rellik165
    @Rellik165 7 років тому +2013

    I love how there are a number of points in this game where you can just fuck off from the main quest and get an ending.

    • @Calamsss
      @Calamsss 7 років тому +86

      that's what makes it unique!

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 7 років тому +6

      DerekIsAmeme was the exclamation point necessary? its not that big a deal, a lot of games are unique, but the concept of abandoning a mission isnt

    • @ardian7239
      @ardian7239 7 років тому +204

      Mike Jones Are you really bothered by somebody using an exclamation mark? Wow...

    • @sunayoru
      @sunayoru 7 років тому +61

      Mike Jones lmao i'm sure you must get invited to TONS of parties

    • @112523
      @112523 7 років тому +82

      when autism strikes. it strikes hard

  • @JadenRockz99
    @JadenRockz99 7 років тому +2238

    The thought of Commander facepalming in the void of space is kind of amusing.

    • @AlessaParker
      @AlessaParker 7 років тому +293

      I imagined her just floating by in a sitting position with her legs and arms crossed while tapping her finger in an annoyed manner xD

    • @cosmicturtle260
      @cosmicturtle260 7 років тому +152

      Imagine if there was a chair too and she was sitting in it.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 7 років тому +87

      Chris Phan That quickly evolves into the opening for The Fresh [Android] of Bel Air.

    • @notoriousbig3k
      @notoriousbig3k 7 років тому +42

      well the whole plan was to fail anyway for YoRHa ... so but the other android organizations still oparated
      and on the moon is a DNA bank of humans
      from what Drakengard 3 is pointing is actually that the androids of future went to past so they can research human life more directly and to create a new life for the human masters they are about to re-create since the androids are devoted to their creators like humans are to god and so on ....

    • @luckycloud4896
      @luckycloud4896 7 років тому

      The Walrus Queen 500th like x3

  • @sephypantsu
    @sephypantsu 7 років тому +1793

    plot of next game:
    The main character is tasked with Yorha to track down a rouge android. This android is highly dangerous and skilled in fishing. She abandoned her mission 10 years ago to catch a big fish, and has being the most dangerous android since.

    • @zapato7779
      @zapato7779 7 років тому +145

      Sekai Yukki (SPOILERS) Final boss is mega fish and it's too powerful

    • @BlazerT48
      @BlazerT48 7 років тому +88

      With help of 9s they developed an army filled with fish that have AI and their mission is to take over the entire water area on earth (bc androids cant swim) And Yorha developed a swimmer/diver model to hunt these fish. The entire game takes place under the water

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 7 років тому +153

      I know you're joking, but that's like much too direct for Yoko Taro. For him, each game has to be as loosely connected as possible, so rogue 2b would like wipe out most fish life to the point where fish fight back against the androids for revenge. And THEN, after millions of years, the new fish would eventually evolve into people and you'd play as a fish person whose trying to fight against their oppressive fishman government while learning the truth of what life on land used to be.

    • @onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419
      @onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419 6 років тому +18

      Zapato 777 the entire bossfight is a rythem Game

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 років тому +9

      only a comentary nothing special not just that, a mixture of rhythm and visual novel

  • @notbrandon721
    @notbrandon721 7 років тому +2053

    2B: Hey 9S, want to go fishing?
    9S: Fuck yeah!

    • @MrVince329
      @MrVince329 7 років тому +167

      I feel 2B and Noctis would go well together

    • @notbrandon721
      @notbrandon721 7 років тому +71

      MrVince329 Probably, she's borrowing his sword.

    • @xanbirdsr8968
      @xanbirdsr8968 7 років тому +128

      *ocean man intensifies*

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 7 років тому +128

      *2B and 9S abandoned their mission to go... fishing. Yeah that's it! Fishing! With a smile on their faces, they packed up and headed for the coast.*
      *Credits roll*

    • @Prince_of_Despair
      @Prince_of_Despair 7 років тому +1

      can i come?

  • @sliceofbread3829
    @sliceofbread3829 7 років тому +1111

    'he just didn't care anymore'
    wow lol that one

  • @zacharyhawley1693
    @zacharyhawley1693 8 років тому +2096

    They all died but the selfish ones they were fine XD

    • @xesolor
      @xesolor 7 років тому +325

      Zachary Hawley I genuinely want 2B to just go fishing for the rest of her life... At least she'd be safe...😭

    • @zacharyhawley1693
      @zacharyhawley1693 7 років тому +90

      Maybe, She should have renewed her antivirus ontime?

    • @IDBTitanosaurus
      @IDBTitanosaurus 7 років тому

      Ah, she's fine.

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 7 років тому +57

      +Da ve Fishing confirmed to have saved Yorha.

    • @uchuunamako
      @uchuunamako 7 років тому +29

      Funny how that's almost the same as Ending E...

  • @TheFromaster24
    @TheFromaster24 7 років тому +1101

    Ending L is by far my favorite, just fuck everything time to go fishing! Add to the fact that it would seem everyone survived, minus those who went after 2B, just makes it better.

    • @Duckpo988
      @Duckpo988 7 років тому +199

      Fromaster24 this is the true ending

    • @LesEnfants1972
      @LesEnfants1972 7 років тому +40

      This should have been the canon ending. 2B and 9S would make a good couple. And learn how to make a few babies in the process.

    • @lueleeElite
      @lueleeElite 5 років тому +30

      There she met Noctis the King of Fishing 🎣

  • @spatalottakittens
    @spatalottakittens 5 років тому +972

    "9S waited several decades for 2B to return....But she was never seen again." Bruh that's just as depressing as the actual ending-

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 4 роки тому +9

      Damn

    • @meat.
      @meat. 4 роки тому +20

      Except it’s not because in the actual ending they’re both alive and together

    • @Cyhcg5uhgb
      @Cyhcg5uhgb 4 роки тому +17

      @@meat. are you sure you played the right game?

    • @Kazma019
      @Kazma019 4 роки тому +4

      @@meat. and then yoko taro decide to make new nier story by going ending I

    • @connorcountryman4178
      @connorcountryman4178 3 роки тому +11

      @@Cyhcg5uhgb yeah you didn't tho if you didn't get ending E lol

  • @Diwasho
    @Diwasho 7 років тому +1051

    Instead of invisible walls you get dozens of endings? Now that's new.

    • @Lance_Lionroar
      @Lance_Lionroar 7 років тому +99

      The hell you on about? This game has a shit ton of invisible walls.

    • @nosrah9660
      @nosrah9660 6 років тому +175

      I... I want to jump over this fence! The fence that I can definitely jump over! The fence that leads to not taking some longer path. THIS! F*CKING! FENCE!

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 років тому +15

      if you mean those that get wrecked after the attack of the two engels. If you get enough height you can ACTUALLY get over the fence

    • @nosrah9660
      @nosrah9660 6 років тому +7

      What? No way. All the time I took going around... wasted. This fence... why?

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 років тому +14

      well, it wasn't easy tbh. Getting extra height isn't easy in Automata in general. Of course you have double jump, but without a high platform that won't do much. And keeping your height for a certain distance is cancerously hard

  • @TehShinegami
    @TehShinegami 7 років тому +886

    "Fuck this shit i'm out"
    -Ending.

  • @DinoboyLou
    @DinoboyLou 7 років тому +704

    It seems A2 loves to take very enthusiastic walks, resulting in people dying or worse
    She would get along with Alucard

  • @thegoodoldays911
    @thegoodoldays911 7 років тому +1450

    The fact that they have endings A through Z is ridiculous.

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 7 років тому +63

      Thegoodoldaysafter911 An endingnforneach letter of the alphabet. Not bad although some of them then to be fail conditions for unnecessary hostility and abandoning the mission.

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 7 років тому +37

      Thegoodoldaysafter911 its not rediculous, games need multiple endings. Otherwise it has no replay value

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 7 років тому +90

      Mike Jones games don't NEED multiple endings to have replay value, they just need to be good.

    • @iHaveContrl
      @iHaveContrl 7 років тому +7

      Probably the first game in history that has that many endings...

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 7 років тому +16

      557deadpool uh...they do "NEED" them.... "good" is irrelevant. Theres no replay value in playing the same story and making the same choices because you have to. The witcher 3 has replay value because you can make choices an they effect the story progress. It encourages you to play it again differently. Linear games that force you to follow a route an story dont have replay value. There is no value in doing the same things over an over

  • @kdashchronicles5204
    @kdashchronicles5204 8 років тому +1908

    You freakin' died because of consuming a mackerel ... this is hilarious !!! XD

    • @meloo
      @meloo  8 років тому +186

      dont underestimate them, they are silent killers!

    • @wolfeyeseillson2112
      @wolfeyeseillson2112 7 років тому +107

      Really? A mackerel?
      Yoko taroooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @drew6874
      @drew6874 7 років тому +31

      @MELOO Are these joke endings required for a trophy?

    • @HeyItzMeDawg
      @HeyItzMeDawg 7 років тому +41

      Every last one of them, yeah.

    • @skytop082
      @skytop082 7 років тому +129

      How the hell does that even happen?
      2B comes back just fine after getting shot, stabbed, blown up, beaten to death, sawed, burned, crushed, and plunging to her death, but a fish somehow removes her ability to respawn?
      Why can't you just cram that thing down Eve's throat at the end?

  • @thatonegtguy6701
    @thatonegtguy6701 7 років тому +381

    NieR Automata City Escape:
    *9S was then later seen in a helicopter from, only God knows where, sitting in the passenger seat hand cuffed stating 'Talk about low budget flights, no food or movies... I'm outta here! I like running better' and was soon seen rolling around at the speed of sound, with places to go and a rainbow to follow*

    • @hen6257
      @hen6257 7 років тому +5

      You doing the escape from the city think ain't ya? Yo

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 років тому +17

      someone needs to make a Sonic Adventure 2 Mod with 9S instead of Sonic. I'd totally play that

    • @DmarcusBaus
      @DmarcusBaus 6 років тому +11

      *He couldn’t stick around so he kept moving on, what lies ahead? Only one way to find out!*

    • @housemouseshorts
      @housemouseshorts 6 років тому +3

      What lies ahead..nothing. as 9s found out...yikes even jokeing about neir automata is depressing. @@DmarcusBaus

    • @MTown587
      @MTown587 6 років тому +2

      city e[S]cape

  • @smug880
    @smug880 7 років тому +222

    "the commander still floats somewhere in space with a stern look on her face" LOL

  • @Briesuke
    @Briesuke 6 років тому +209

    A2: *slaughters peaceful machines*
    Pascal: :O

  • @Lagartoman7
    @Lagartoman7 7 років тому +468

    5:02
    Do no[T] delete system32.

  • @uchiaAkariasdastory2
    @uchiaAkariasdastory2 7 років тому +316

    2B ; "fuck this I'll go fishing"
    9S: "KILL THEM , MUAHAHAHAHAHAH"
    A2 : "TIME TO RELAX BITCHES"

    • @solitonmedic
      @solitonmedic Рік тому +8

      2B going fishing, 9S going genocidal and A2 being extremely laidback is what led the extinction of YoRHa

  • @Hedean
    @Hedean 7 років тому +431

    Bet the next game will be based on the fish ending.

    • @deathbystraws15
      @deathbystraws15 7 років тому +12

      I would love that so much. cx

    • @housemouseshorts
      @housemouseshorts 6 років тому +9

      or based on the commender in the void of space mildly annoyed ending :p

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 6 років тому +9

      I can't help but feel this is a joke about Square Enix trying to put fishing minigames in EVERYTHING.

    • @RasoKye
      @RasoKye 5 років тому +4

      How about ending Y.
      Think majoras mask but the moon is earth.

  • @gbdeck200
    @gbdeck200 7 років тому +186

    Love these endings
    Love how A2 screws up by just taking strolls, so carefree
    Love how 2b abandoning missions leads to amusing choices, fishing
    Love how 9s is just saying screw it or being brave
    Some of these ends work out pretty well

  • @CGrascal
    @CGrascal 7 років тому +710

    City E[s]cape?
    Rolling around at the speed of sound~

    • @brandonpatterson634
      @brandonpatterson634 7 років тому +52

      CGrascal got places to go,gotta follow my Rainbow~!

    • @Schwartzwindhero123
      @Schwartzwindhero123 7 років тому +42

      Can't stick around, gotta keep moving on

    • @ZStreetBoyZ
      @ZStreetBoyZ 7 років тому +24

      Must keep on moving ahead, no time for guessing follow my plan instead!

    • @valteraa
      @valteraa 7 років тому +20

      Alex Zayas trust me before you can see,change my way I set you free

    • @ImmobilisDignitas
      @ImmobilisDignitas 7 років тому +13

      Damn it....now I gotta go play Sonic Adventure 2 because of that. lol

  • @BlazerT48
    @BlazerT48 6 років тому +145

    ending L might sounds stupid but it's pretty heart warming after knowing everything. 2b doesn't have to do her job as executioner and she can live with 9s happily ever after. A true good end

  • @huzai7083
    @huzai7083 7 років тому +187

    2b and 9s was like fuck all this fighting, i wanna go fishing

  • @willgm3500
    @willgm3500 7 років тому +337

    Who else actually wants to see a short story based on ending L?

  • @Official_MikeyT
    @Official_MikeyT 3 роки тому +85

    I love how Lone Wolf implies that YoRHa beats Eve anyways and then assigns a team to take out 2B and 9S. This means that the Logic Virus never took out YoRHa and that the Bunker was never destroyed because 10 Years have passed.

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 2 роки тому +31

      So it's literally the best ending possible as everyone survives... well except for the androids assigned to assassinate 2B and 9S

    • @kxboy_4325
      @kxboy_4325 2 роки тому +6

      @@PeruvianPotato that was their choice so... All good

  • @trutyatces8699
    @trutyatces8699 7 років тому +216

    A2 going for a stroll should become a meme.

    • @cruzsmemory
      @cruzsmemory 6 років тому +36

      A2 suddenly decided to go for a stroll. The meme died when she came back

    • @jmrwacko
      @jmrwacko 5 років тому +15

      I mean, that's literally her backstory.

  • @cherrypug5315
    @cherrypug5315 7 років тому +218

    "9S lost interest in 2B"
    Ohoho well ..says the joke ending **shoots myself** however it still hurts.

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 7 років тому +30

      Cherry Pug it's mutual
      "2B lost [i]nterest in 9S"

    • @flammabletoaster1110
      @flammabletoaster1110 7 років тому +37

      Putri A
      And then there's the truly mutual one.
      "2B and 9S [l]ost interest in YoRHa"

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 років тому +3

      well, at least 2B survived Ending L, so I'll see it as canon

  • @yorha_9s344
    @yorha_9s344 7 років тому +258

    It's funny how the joke endings with YoRHa being destroyed is only because 9s and 2b didn't do their job or simply got killed. I guess if it weren't for them everyone would be screwed.

    • @housemouseshorts
      @housemouseshorts 6 років тому +42

      everyone was screwed anyway..the truely fucked up thing is them dieing actuly stops everything being screwed up. Broken [W}ings could be considered the best possible ending threw a certen point of veiw.

  • @jingz6225
    @jingz6225 7 років тому +255

    Y is not joke ending though. It's like the most Yoko Taro ending style from all of the endlings.

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 7 років тому +2

      Jingz not every ending has to be a "joke"

    • @jingz6225
      @jingz6225 7 років тому +7

      That's what I say.

    • @paruiz1181
      @paruiz1181 7 років тому

      (

  • @justinwilliams7148
    @justinwilliams7148 7 років тому +85

    L seems a better end than what we actually get with the "real" endings. At least 2B is happy.

  • @ixiahj
    @ixiahj 7 років тому +576

    I wonder which one of these endings will spawn a new game.

    • @skytop082
      @skytop082 7 років тому +268

      Ending L:
      Nier: Bad Company

    • @Wasabi-rs5lv
      @Wasabi-rs5lv 7 років тому +159

      Nier: Fishing sidequests
      Nier: Fishing sidequests 2
      Nier: Fishing sidequests 3
      Nier: Fishing sidequests 4
      ............................................................You get the Idea......

    • @andhikahaidarfadhilah6019
      @andhikahaidarfadhilah6019 7 років тому +185

      skytop082 The game will feature sentient fish and question the morality of fishermen

    • @skytop082
      @skytop082 7 років тому +58

      Guest Starring Sergeant Redford, who also went AWOL to go fishing because the Army postponed his retirement by 10,000 years.

    • @TheNobodyNamedDubyaBee
      @TheNobodyNamedDubyaBee 7 років тому +61

      +Andhika Haidar Fadhilah
      NieR: The Fishing Line
      "Do you reel like a hero yet?"

  • @colinmarshall9155
    @colinmarshall9155 7 років тому +101

    I got Hungry for Knowledge by accident. Still pissed.

    • @jaycobhughes3932
      @jaycobhughes3932 7 років тому +27

      With you there buddy, ' I need to use the flight suit' says 9S ... Well ok I guess it's across this bridge that this button I've never seen before opens right? Hah fuck no it's over the railing behind where you start from

    • @goblingamer606
      @goblingamer606 5 років тому +1

      At least you didnt lose much progress when you had to restart 😂 i did the same thing lol

    • @Ossy-zk6fj
      @Ossy-zk6fj 4 роки тому +3

      ok I know this comment is from 3 years ago and don't laugh at me but I got this ending like 8 times in my first playthrough I felt so dumb when I realized that the ladder was pretty much in front of me

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 4 роки тому +2

      @@jaycobhughes3932 imagine wandering just a tiny bit away from the mission area to look for ways around, only for your character to develop the insatiable urge to just study robots and run away

    • @iaxacs3801
      @iaxacs3801 4 роки тому

      There's like 4 paths to cause this at the beginning. At least you didn't fall into the Aliien Well on your way to save Pascals village as A2 and got I think it was ending M

  • @PenguinsAreColdish
    @PenguinsAreColdish 7 років тому +160

    the one where pascal watched in astonishment as 2B annihilated the machines was hilarious

  • @kricku
    @kricku 7 років тому +58

    At first I thought: "26 Endings? Are there letters missing?"
    Then I realized I'm not English

  • @deleted_215
    @deleted_215 4 роки тому +24

    I’d love to hear the briefing for Ending L.
    “Ok, we need to destroy these two rogue androids, a 2B and a 9S unit”
    “What did they do”
    “They abandoned their mission...and went fishing...”

  • @Infernape7890
    @Infernape7890 7 років тому +86

    I love how dry the humor in these endings is.
    I want to know if these endings were all Yoko's idea or if other members of the dev team thought this up. All of them are my heroes, except the selfish ones.

    • @JT-hk9ur
      @JT-hk9ur Рік тому

      Honestly, I believe they were Yoko Taro's idea. He did the same thing in the first Drakengard, and that ending leads to the events of both Nier games. And it was meant to be a joke ending at first!

  • @nightslasher9384
    @nightslasher9384 8 років тому +262

    Fuck this shit! I'm turning off the internet and going fishing! Who want to join? XD

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 7 років тому +47

    Went fishing, hunted by assassins... worth it. The only thing that would have made these endings better is if they actually animated them.

    • @kontrol42
      @kontrol42 7 років тому +3

      Well, wait for few years, then Yoko Taro will make next NieR game based on L ending

  • @gadman85
    @gadman85 7 років тому +56

    Broken Wings was the first ending I got! I was so happy I already beat the game and got an ending only 10 mins. into it.

  • @Endymion766
    @Endymion766 7 років тому +173

    I'm bummed there's no ending where 9S just runs off with 2B and screws her circuits out and they go AWOL leaving the machine-android conflict to resolve itself. How many people would start referring to that as the "good" ending?

    • @rina5221
      @rina5221 7 років тому +33

      It's not very far from the E ending

    • @Cexxiii
      @Cexxiii 6 років тому +42

      "Screws her circuits out" I cant BREATHE🤣🤣

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 4 роки тому +7

      It's implied the E ending gives everybody a second chance as long as they don't screw it up.

    • @DanielLopez-ob9jz
      @DanielLopez-ob9jz 4 роки тому +20

      @@jamesbrice3267 in the epilogue after ending E there is actually a happy ending where 2b and 9s wake up eventually.

    • @miphasgrace8980
      @miphasgrace8980 4 роки тому +3

      You mean ‘happy’ ending 😂

  • @SuperIsaiah
    @SuperIsaiah 4 роки тому +42

    Fishing ending is the best ending. Both 2B and 9S are safe, and can live a happy life together (besides the fact that they'll have Androids sent out to kill them, but everyone loves some excitement)

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 роки тому +3

      Well, I mean, they did say 2B preferred life that way.

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 2 роки тому +3

      Plus, the organization got to survive for 10 more years... somehow. Maybe A2 also joins them in their quest of fishing?

  • @twakilon
    @twakilon 7 років тому +115

    This is going to be a fun game to speedrun.

    • @azurephantom100
      @azurephantom100 7 років тому +9

      well any % runs would be fairly short if it means getting any ending lol but really that would be boring dont you think

    • @bjaurus6375
      @bjaurus6375 7 років тому +23

      I feel like if this game really takes off with the speedrunning community there will be all sorts of interesting runs for most of the endings.

    • @cablekibble2942
      @cablekibble2942 7 років тому +6

      Imagine a T run

    • @djoshawott2850
      @djoshawott2850 7 років тому +7

      Everyone dies in the beginning! The end! New WR!
      Unless you’re like everyone else and got a game over at the beginning and had to sit through UNSKIPPABLE FUCKING CUTSCENES!!!!

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 років тому +1

      well, the fastest approach for an all endings speed run would probably be taking the fastest route to ending A to E, taking as little joke endings with you as possible (since getting that lost progress back takes a while) and get everything else afterwards.

  • @saaaaaaaaalt838
    @saaaaaaaaalt838 6 років тому +35

    Fishing ending is the true ending you can't fight me on this.

  • @harryb12993
    @harryb12993 7 років тому +43

    surely letting earth become a paradise for the machines is the best ending.

    • @skytop082
      @skytop082 7 років тому +39

      Going AWOL for a Fishing Trip is better.

  • @pbmann69420
    @pbmann69420 6 років тому +24

    1:08 This one was really sad. Just imagine how lonely 9S would have been, how betrayed he would have felt. Do you think he would have felt anger? Or regret for falling in love with 2B?

  • @1Vergil
    @1Vergil 7 років тому +50

    Bad Judgement and Lone Wolf seems like the best ending.

  • @tiphotisted
    @tiphotisted 5 років тому +16

    "It was a nice thought, but they all ended up getting killed anyway." lol

  • @terraclaiborne2088
    @terraclaiborne2088 8 років тому +344

    I would not call Y a joke ending by any means.

    • @meloo
      @meloo  8 років тому +120

      well yeah, its actually the saddest of all, but I wwanted them all in 1 concise video and a too long video title, meh

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 7 років тому +53

      dont nit pick, its not that serious. 2nd.. thas subjective, 9s waiting for 2b was the saddest one

    • @bjaurus6375
      @bjaurus6375 7 років тому +10

      "don't nitpick" There's nothing wrong with being a hypocrite if you can admit to it.

    • @Diwasho
      @Diwasho 7 років тому +55

      More than half of them are fairly morbid if you look past the silly presentation.

    • @DaRkRaZoR10001
      @DaRkRaZoR10001 7 років тому +28

      Mike Jones nah ya probably didn't play the first NieR to get a gist of Y ending. its by far the saddest ending for me I guess. from Seere>Mikhail>Emil it is an eternal suffer for that poor soul. definitely a [Y]oko Taro ending

  • @gamenut112
    @gamenut112 7 років тому +17

    1:37 i love how they say, "stop we have no desire to fight!" and YET NOT 3 friggin seconds later they are beating us to death with torches and various other tools. 4:23 well... *ahem* ...yeah... yeah...

  • @monochr0mia
    @monochr0mia 4 роки тому +19

    The mackerel ending was actually my first ending and god, let me tell you, I got scared for a second :D

  • @sexcannonmusic284
    @sexcannonmusic284 7 років тому +41

    God i love the creator of this game.

  • @jpatel0398
    @jpatel0398 7 років тому +16

    I like how almost all of them involve the player just giving up

  • @Volinus
    @Volinus 7 років тому +135

    It's a homage to Zero in D3 she hates mackerel.

  • @grimwallace
    @grimwallace 7 років тому +138

    This game is a masterpiece. Western companies need to play this and learn how to make video games again.

  • @silmaril8989
    @silmaril8989 7 років тому +11

    i just love this game! I mean the effort to put such endings in there just for fun is amazing :D

  • @nefariouswatcher
    @nefariouswatcher Рік тому +5

    "Somewhere in the depths of space, the Commander still floats about with a stern look on her face."
    I'm dying. Help me. My sides. I can't--

  • @toxiconflict
    @toxiconflict 7 років тому +37

    Knowing Yoko Taro the next game will be based on ending L.

  • @adlindorsal9877
    @adlindorsal9877 7 років тому +51

    Kinda sucks when I did the secret ending that deletes my save file...should of utilize my debug room, chapter selection to get these endings, o well, just another 40 hr journey to greatness *and tears*

    • @GothicPunk007
      @GothicPunk007 7 років тому +14

      You did not have to delete your save file for the ending....

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 7 років тому +25

      But the entire game it was hinting at you that it's a bad idea to just keep everything on one location, and that you should regularly be backing up to multiple disassociated external sources so that in case a virus forces a nuclear option you can restore that.

    • @devilgames2217
      @devilgames2217 7 років тому +1

      AnizeJGLover should of use the cloud (GTAV girl voice)

    • @RialuCaos
      @RialuCaos 7 років тому +5

      You're right, I never realized this entire game was about keeping back-ups for your data. More than one.

  • @foxywoxy0w068
    @foxywoxy0w068 3 роки тому +5

    I accidently got Ending G when I first started 9S play through as I had no idea where to go and thought I was going in the right direction.

  • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
    @ReptilianTeaDrinker 7 років тому +10

    The fishing one and the self-destruct one have to be my 2 favourite endings. lol

  • @ramsesbams
    @ramsesbams 7 років тому +23

    killing pascal should've given a better ending tbh. since you can't get your filter then

  • @zemenerrichey1980
    @zemenerrichey1980 Рік тому +3

    Really awesome how Pascal's village robots had the power to destroy all the androids but choose to simply be friends instead.

  • @SilentViolette
    @SilentViolette 2 роки тому +2

    When I saw the ending name "broken wings" the song "growing wings" popped up in my head.

  • @ike_lost
    @ike_lost 3 роки тому +5

    I accidentally got the broken wings ending and truly thought that was how the game ended 💀

  • @moffxanatos6376
    @moffxanatos6376 2 роки тому +3

    If the first episode is any indication these endings will be adapted into the Anime via the Omake.

  • @no1important777
    @no1important777 7 років тому +10

    "fuck it, im tired."
    fa[T]al error.

  • @Gunnerblaster
    @Gunnerblaster 4 роки тому +4

    Thanks for sharing these joke endings! I wanted to see them, without having to go through the trouble of derailing the main story.

  • @AnotherPointofViews
    @AnotherPointofViews 7 років тому +11

    This is pure gold. With diamond sparkles.

  • @rahmatumar1156
    @rahmatumar1156 7 років тому +6

    Ending L is by far the best ending for me, it's even better than ending E for 2-reason
    1. Yorha bunker never attacked and most of their crew still alive (except those sent to capture 2B)
    2. 2B become more badass in this ending

  • @livinglie5598
    @livinglie5598 7 років тому +57

    [n]o man's village, Oh yoko tano, Please never change :^)

  • @flameheartyin8271
    @flameheartyin8271 7 років тому +6

    The coolest part of the game is you can always fuck up the mission by doing stupid things, yet still get an ending :D

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 7 років тому +4

    Screw Humanity, I'd go fishing too.
    On another note, the message about being "Fed up" was how I actually felt about the first part of that battle.

  • @Trosenses
    @Trosenses 7 років тому +12

    Oh A2 and your silly walks

  • @SeraphimDragon
    @SeraphimDragon 4 роки тому +3

    Ending H is about as close as we get to 2B and NS having a life to themselves for however long it lasts, and the cycle of YorHA coming to an end. Though I find it hilarious that it's the only one that implies they stick together... what else comes to mind when you think of the letter "H"?

  • @incredibil45
    @incredibil45 7 років тому +48

    I lost it at no man's sky

  • @willg1439
    @willg1439 7 років тому +4

    Loved the MegaMan reference with mave[R]ick

  • @YorkJonhson
    @YorkJonhson 7 років тому +2

    These are great. I only found one or two on my first playthrough, now I've learned they're all over the place. L made me laugh harder than it should have.

  • @incredibil45
    @incredibil45 6 років тому +3

    2:37 10 years huh, lol best ending cuz she lives the most I guess?

  • @leberonjamames9767
    @leberonjamames9767 7 років тому +4

    this is why this is the best game of all time..98% cos of 2b's nice behind, and the other 2% story and ending and gameplay etc etc

  • @justyynbeckham5438
    @justyynbeckham5438 7 років тому +4

    Lets a enemy go for a day:
    Village destroyed
    Hunted by android assassins
    Loved ones killed
    And hunter by everything

  • @BreezedLightning
    @BreezedLightning 6 років тому +9

    These are great, but I still wish they could've done Unholy Mac[k]erel instead of leaving the Japanese in romaji.

  • @GuiltyDoc
    @GuiltyDoc 4 роки тому +1

    A2: Turns off all the electronics to save energy
    Pascal:

  • @animaniac0041
    @animaniac0041 4 роки тому +2

    5:01 Can't believe I never even tried removing it, despite spending half my play time in the chips menu x)

  • @dracomet2097
    @dracomet2097 2 роки тому +2

    Now that Bayonetta 3 has a multiverse, and also made by Platinum games, this means Nier could be a multiverse and every one of these endings are canon. Yes that's right. You heard it right here.

  • @DeadMasterMusic
    @DeadMasterMusic 7 років тому +4

    Mission [F]ailed, will get 'em next time

  • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
    @ChimeraLotietheBunny Рік тому

    love these so much..,.truly an effort!!!

  • @o_Vitim
    @o_Vitim 3 роки тому +1

    I finished the game today, I did the main ending A, I didn't even know I had a way to get to these very different endings, and I also didn't know that you could use the A2 and 9S as playable characters. I'll explore a little more of the game.

  • @thelastroman7791
    @thelastroman7791 4 роки тому +2

    The story of Nier Automata is not a tragedy, it’s a comedy.

  • @malachivonschlegel2016
    @malachivonschlegel2016 4 роки тому +1

    Ending L:
    I wish the boy was here,' she said aloud and settled herself against the rounded planks of the bow and felt the strength of the great fish through the line she held across her shoulders moving steadily toward whatever he had chosen.
    When once, through my treachery, it had been necessary to him to make a choice, the android thought.
    His choice had been to stay in the deep dark water far out beyond all snares and traps and treacheries. My choice was to go there to find him beyond all people. Beyond all people in the world. Now we are joined together and have been since noon. And no one to help either one of us.

  • @donkey_kong_gaming
    @donkey_kong_gaming 6 років тому +3

    Ending R:
    *SOUNDS LIKE MAVERICK TALK TO ME!*

  • @AnimaVox_
    @AnimaVox_ 7 років тому +6

    Ending T: [Windows XP Error.wav]

  • @Kenji_195
    @Kenji_195 6 років тому +2

    4:47 city e[S]cape
    *insert SA2's first stage theme*

  • @shrumalwarrior
    @shrumalwarrior 7 років тому +2

    "He just didn't care anymore"
    same 9S

  • @griffwilson5932
    @griffwilson5932 2 роки тому +1

    Ending L is probably my favorite, because even the narrator is unsure what to make of 2B going fishing. 😂

  • @Latency345
    @Latency345 2 роки тому +2

    The self destruct one was funnier than the fishing ending.

  • @ItsZorroDood
    @ItsZorroDood 7 років тому +2

    The androids only need water and spare parts to function but they have a central nervous system? What are they made of?

  • @respiratoryfailure3780
    @respiratoryfailure3780 5 років тому +1

    That 9S losing interest in 2B and not caring anymore cracked me up

  • @hickey1292
    @hickey1292 7 років тому +1

    Good to see the Japanese continuing the joke ending tradition. I used to love the silly endings in the old Silent Hill games as well. The dog ending of the second game, and the series of alien endings across the first three.