Bad News | Tahir Moore vs. CP - Part 2 | All Def

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  • @musicmaker1311
    @musicmaker1311 3 роки тому +313

    “I wanna have you back biting burgers by February...you won’t be a gummy bear for long.”
    -CP🤣

    • @Babyshoes777
      @Babyshoes777 3 роки тому +6

      Yo I lost it at gummy bears 😂😂😂💀

    • @musicmaker1311
      @musicmaker1311 3 роки тому

      @@Babyshoes777 me too😩‼️🤣🤣✌🏾

  • @ronaldcook2415
    @ronaldcook2415 3 роки тому +536

    "Tahir and Kevonstage had a pregnancy scare" -Kraig Smith

    • @coreygeiger81
      @coreygeiger81 3 роки тому +6

      😩😂😂

    • @Selahhhhhhhhhhh
      @Selahhhhhhhhhhh 3 роки тому +14

      Why no one talking about the fact that Tahir stole Megs whole roast of Patrick. 🤣🤣🤣 She told Patrick he had the upper body strength of a new born, he.just recycled that ish back LMFAOOOOOO

    • @izzygawd
      @izzygawd 3 роки тому +1

      Which ep was that one

    • @missJD227
      @missJD227 3 роки тому +2

      @@Selahhhhhhhhhhh she says that all the time now I credit it to her

    • @Peter-fh1ux
      @Peter-fh1ux 3 роки тому +9

      @@Selahhhhhhhhhhh meg has no jokes, she just calls everyone fat or ugly

  • @brandontankersley8107
    @brandontankersley8107 3 роки тому +261

    "Child body laws"
    Brent Taylor felt a disturbance when Tahir said that!

  • @PheeblePhilosopher
    @PheeblePhilosopher 3 роки тому +226

    "Ankles of a healthy lamb" 😂🤣

    • @mikecrip
      @mikecrip 3 роки тому +13

      "Baaaaaayyyyeeeeeeee"💀💀😭

    • @-lj_
      @-lj_ 3 роки тому +4

      made me laugh before i even heard it😂

  • @devonwonnacott2562
    @devonwonnacott2562 3 роки тому +380

    CP get normal people eyes when he high😭🤣

  • @abdullahalsabbagh1815
    @abdullahalsabbagh1815 3 роки тому +238

    When Tahir did that big ass smile I was done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @akvx97
      @akvx97 3 роки тому +4

      man I started crying 😂😂😂

    • @ttcwally6843
      @ttcwally6843 3 роки тому

      Ray Charles ass smiley 🤣

    • @patrickfyall3536
      @patrickfyall3536 3 роки тому +1

      Ol tall ass gum line. 😅😅😅

    • @NKAB4
      @NKAB4 3 роки тому

      Beyond done stick a fork in me😂😂😂...

    • @TreyGoose
      @TreyGoose 3 роки тому +2

      U ever seen one of uncle's runnin round scarin the kids at the family get together doin that shit?🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈🙈🏃🏃🏃🏃💀💀💀💀

  • @philiphinds
    @philiphinds 3 роки тому +250

    Tahir has to be the best comedic sport when the joke is on him.

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 3 роки тому +49

      He said he learned it fron Do Boy. He is definitely a master of it lol

    • @smokie5386
      @smokie5386 3 роки тому +2

      Very damn true! Others gotta come with🔜

    • @murdock9916
      @murdock9916 3 роки тому +12

      Him doboy and pat

    • @duaneisaacs9097
      @duaneisaacs9097 3 роки тому +4

      Doboy

  • @AlchemyyBitxh
    @AlchemyyBitxh 3 роки тому +184

    I Wanna Have You Back Biting Burgers By February 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @jrez4864
    @jrez4864 3 роки тому +139

    You should’ve sang “WHO YOU FINNA TRY, BET IT AINT MEE” while dialing Tahirs number lol

    • @InfamousKalen
      @InfamousKalen 3 роки тому +18

      I read that just the way he says it lol

    • @antjoye9871
      @antjoye9871 3 роки тому +7

      Missed opportunity!!! LOL

    • @tinathepisces1485
      @tinathepisces1485 3 роки тому +12

      Where does that even come from? 😂. I heard it once during a battleground episode. But where does it come from?

    • @joelsantiagosays
      @joelsantiagosays 3 роки тому +1

      I would’ve HOLLEREDDDDDDDD😭.

    • @Kai-fl7jp
      @Kai-fl7jp 3 роки тому +1

      @@tinathepisces1485 I always wonder that Lol

  • @gritzgravy1760
    @gritzgravy1760 3 роки тому +203

    If I ever needed a pink nightlight, Tahir would be my first option

  • @IgetzBizzI
    @IgetzBizzI 3 роки тому +51

    “Do you have to come out and reposition for another bite”...😂

  • @Moepsalms
    @Moepsalms 3 роки тому +113

    Your dentist is being audited 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mightiaddpodcast32
    @mightiaddpodcast32 3 роки тому +126

    Tahir curling his lips back made me choke on my damn coffee😂🤣😂🤣

    • @civilizedgangster4134
      @civilizedgangster4134 3 роки тому +7

      Looking like fire marshal bill

    • @keithmillerjr2825
      @keithmillerjr2825 3 роки тому +1

      @@civilizedgangster4134 I beg to differ s*wheeze*shshashaha-Shogun.

    • @Cell194
      @Cell194 2 роки тому

      I tryna eat. When bro said “we saw a chimp smile” i swear i was stuck chewing for like 5 min

  • @Alliixx_
    @Alliixx_ 3 роки тому +162

    Why'd a smile direct club ad have to show during CP's gumline joke 😂😂

    • @africanfrag15
      @africanfrag15 3 роки тому +5

      The only time an ad is worth it lol

  • @MP-pc9zk
    @MP-pc9zk 3 роки тому +23

    “You know they screw back in.” 😂☠️😂☠️

  • @Patricewofford
    @Patricewofford 3 роки тому +8

    Pat Cloud's laughter in the background is my happy place!

  • @mylesepps4950
    @mylesepps4950 3 роки тому +26

    “Pickled Gums” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while 😂

  • @TukkyHD
    @TukkyHD 3 роки тому +84

    Man, CP is always a breathe of fresh air.

    • @devilpistons1269
      @devilpistons1269 Рік тому +1

      even the ass air that you gotta release sometimes

    • @TukkyHD
      @TukkyHD Рік тому +1

      @@devilpistons1269 as long as you smell it

  • @Thatdeal79
    @Thatdeal79 3 роки тому +15

    "succulent lamb hips" I was almost crying.

  • @bptboy2
    @bptboy2 3 роки тому +85

    CP should've won this.
    Easily one of the best Bad News episodes

    • @ThisAinThatMetro
      @ThisAinThatMetro 3 роки тому +1

      CP carried tbh

    • @noxlousxsolo9724
      @noxlousxsolo9724 3 роки тому +3

      He did tahir laughed way more & they didn’t move his meter

    • @drethom087
      @drethom087 3 роки тому +1

      @@noxlousxsolo9724 they always do that. It's like they pick who won halfway through, as hard as he had tahir laughing when he hung up it should have filled all the way up

    • @xccaae
      @xccaae 3 роки тому

      You mean Baaaad news? :D

  • @fatmandoubblescoop
    @fatmandoubblescoop 3 роки тому +131

    Why is Patrick not an executive?! he literally created more than half the shows on this channel lol

    • @EtesaamAhmed
      @EtesaamAhmed 3 роки тому +166

      You ain't slick pat. You can't make a fake account and elbow your boss like "man this comment keeps popping up maybe we should address it"

    • @ritaree123
      @ritaree123 3 роки тому +14

      @@EtesaamAhmed 😂😂😂😂

    • @ykhabitz8700
      @ykhabitz8700 3 роки тому +5

      @@EtesaamAhmed 😂

    • @1TypicalKidd
      @1TypicalKidd 3 роки тому +4

      @@EtesaamAhmed 😂😂😂

    • @brownieboiii
      @brownieboiii 3 роки тому +6

      @@EtesaamAhmed bruh you funny asf

  • @OCAnnaMaria
    @OCAnnaMaria 3 роки тому +26

    i love the energy between these twoooooo 😂😂😂

  • @emilykenney662
    @emilykenney662 3 роки тому +43

    CP forever my fav😍💛

    • @LilCrashOutFr
      @LilCrashOutFr 3 роки тому +1

      The “P” in “CP” stands for “Patrick Cloud is better”

    • @Luh9ine69
      @Luh9ine69 3 роки тому

      Nah boo Capone better

    • @LilCrashOutFr
      @LilCrashOutFr 3 роки тому

      @@Luh9ine69 fuck no, Boo only funny sometimes cuz he’s weird and awkward, not cuz he’s actually funny.

    • @bachopinbee5991
      @bachopinbee5991 3 роки тому +3

      @@LilCrashOutFr l second you, CP to me is the most natural comedian of them all, by far thd most gifted and creative one. Boo can have his days roastinh, Kraig can be good at roasting, bug CP is just all roundedly the most gifted comedian

  • @Yahshub
    @Yahshub 3 роки тому +56

    Tahirs Laugh: KiKiKiKiKiKiKi

    • @c_ookz
      @c_ookz 3 роки тому

      more like chrr chrr chrr chrrr

    • @Vinny.888
      @Vinny.888 3 роки тому +2

      @@c_ookz more like 🐬🐬🐬

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 3 роки тому

      Or that loud auntie laugh lmao

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod 3 роки тому +17

    When all else fails, bring back CP and Tahir because everyone knows these two are hilarious 😂.

  • @LateefahABrown
    @LateefahABrown 3 роки тому +23

    “I put my mattress on the floor ‘cause I had fell.” 😂😂😂

  • @USERTM7
    @USERTM7 3 роки тому +3

    HELL YEAH! FINALLY! GO TAHIR!
    Man, I was getting nervous. CP was hittin with those side jabs, lol. Tahir got strong!

  • @thealliasylum3960
    @thealliasylum3960 2 роки тому +1

    “I wanna have you back, biting burgers- Remember nachos?” 😭

  • @shreqboi1
    @shreqboi1 3 роки тому +1

    “Baaayyyeeee” I nearly died!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AceBoone05
    @AceBoone05 3 роки тому +3

    CP is one of the 🐐’s 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 He still had his comebacks on DECK! 😂😂😂

  • @fedorah8315
    @fedorah8315 3 роки тому +10

    CP REALLY SAID BY-Ah-AH-AH-AH-YE 🐑🤣😭🤣🤣😭😭

  • @DondreCrew
    @DondreCrew 3 роки тому +26

    I know I wasnt the only one cheering Tahir on at the end!!! 🤣

  • @blode6429
    @blode6429 3 роки тому +9

    CP said they used to burp him upside down that’s y his eyes is like that😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭bro this guys to quick wit it

  • @ElijahUchiha
    @ElijahUchiha 3 роки тому +1

    that bbaaaa at the end, CP is cleverrrrrrrrrr

  • @dreadjay4078
    @dreadjay4078 3 роки тому +16

    It’s always pats laugh that’s makes it funnier 😂

  • @John_B.
    @John_B. 3 роки тому +132

    Why do they start the laugh meter before the phone call? They’re just chillin

    • @TallieRS2378
      @TallieRS2378 3 роки тому +14

      Exactly

    • @TallieRS2378
      @TallieRS2378 3 роки тому +28

      They do the same thing for Dad jokes as well. So annoying

    • @gamebros.5035
      @gamebros.5035 3 роки тому +10

      Wen the jokes don't be hitting

    • @boogiethokno
      @boogiethokno 3 роки тому +8

      shit so petty xD especially at the end

    • @darnarxz
      @darnarxz 3 роки тому +7

      Because it starts as soon as they sit down

  • @kennethandre33
    @kennethandre33 6 місяців тому +1

    Had to let the air out of me😂😂😂😂.

  • @wallyisboogie7007
    @wallyisboogie7007 3 роки тому +2

    "You remember nachos?" Lmao

  • @marinevet4131
    @marinevet4131 3 роки тому +11

    4 to 5 sets of gums in patients mouths 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @omnison9426
    @omnison9426 3 роки тому +8

    One of the best! It’s been a good minute since a good laugh...Thank you AllDef

  • @Angieee20
    @Angieee20 3 роки тому +11

    What a great way to start the morning 🦦

  • @citizen860
    @citizen860 3 роки тому +4

    “When you bite apples , you ever feel like uh, it’s over!” 😆😆😆
    CP is absolutely one of the funniest people on the planet !

    • @6lackalanwatts916
      @6lackalanwatts916 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine hearing that sound every time u saw Tahir bite into something 😂😂😂

    • @citizen860
      @citizen860 3 роки тому

      😆🤦‍♂️😆

  • @neomicampbell3461
    @neomicampbell3461 3 роки тому +13

    Went from a phone call to a roast session in the end 😭 CP is funny asf with the sheep jokes

  • @aaronmyers5970
    @aaronmyers5970 3 роки тому +2

    "PEOPLE BEEN PICKING ME UP BUT THEY AIN'T BEEN HOLDING MY HEAD"🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @SFNSfinesse
    @SFNSfinesse 3 роки тому +2

    “I came in here high prepared to laughed” lmao

  • @KingXan79
    @KingXan79 3 роки тому +7

    CP is so quick to rip up on himself lol

  • @THOMSUNOMEYEGOD
    @THOMSUNOMEYEGOD 3 роки тому +5

    Bahahaahye. CP could’ve won that if he held back his laugh on that last lamb joke.

  • @LocdnessMomster
    @LocdnessMomster 3 роки тому +28

    The newest generation may never know about the corded phone experience and that's crazy

  • @rantsandfaves
    @rantsandfaves 3 роки тому +1

    I swear I need a Tahir & CP body cop movie or something cos their chemistry on this & wording is hard kills me!

  • @Lytwurk
    @Lytwurk 3 роки тому +2

    The laughs in the background always get me😂

  • @CrimZoned
    @CrimZoned 3 роки тому +7

    Not even 20 seconds in, CP: 'Just letting the air out my ass' xd

  • @fresnosfuture2619
    @fresnosfuture2619 3 роки тому +6

    I wanna have you back biting burgers by February 💀💀💀 remember nachos? 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦

  • @brandenvibez6051
    @brandenvibez6051 3 роки тому +4

    CP is repping the hometeam! Detroit, MI. Shout out to the 313!

  • @ThePeoplesConsultant
    @ThePeoplesConsultant 3 роки тому +4

    This one is one of the best 😂😂 that ending killed me

  • @breebree5510
    @breebree5510 3 роки тому +1

    Degummification 😅🤣😂
    CP, I'm stealing that and I'll be sure to give you silent 🤫 credit

  • @kekesomkinkush
    @kekesomkinkush 3 роки тому +19

    Degumifacation process😩💀

  • @jsowau
    @jsowau Рік тому

    CP with the snipe at the end, killing it bro😂

  • @QUiNTiNBANKS
    @QUiNTiNBANKS 3 роки тому +17

    *if you’re reading this I wish nothing but wealth and health all 2021*

    • @feliciab2263
      @feliciab2263 3 роки тому +1

      You as well

    • @Mearra
      @Mearra 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you ! You as well

  • @brianawillard2284
    @brianawillard2284 3 роки тому +1

    This is one of my favorite things they do

  • @blacksaucesamari859
    @blacksaucesamari859 3 роки тому +2

    "Remember nachos? Hhmm?" 💀💀💀

  • @TeLeea_MaRay
    @TeLeea_MaRay 3 роки тому +1

    No but that "baaaa" took me outtt!!!

  • @fedorah8315
    @fedorah8315 3 роки тому +22

    Tahir’s gums are very pronounced, indeed.

  • @f8c3themusic
    @f8c3themusic 3 роки тому

    8:59 is what we’re here for lol! “Baaahyeee” 🤣

  • @jbindazone8849
    @jbindazone8849 3 роки тому

    They need to keep these coming , the spontaneity of CP comebacks is a must see lol

  • @FaithfulOverF3w
    @FaithfulOverF3w 2 роки тому +1

    Funny how CP made it a Tie after hanging up with just one comment 😂😂😂😂

  • @akeelanobee27
    @akeelanobee27 3 роки тому +3

    When CP called Domino’s, he should have said to Tahir “I know you’re at home”

  • @unfiltered_reaction952
    @unfiltered_reaction952 3 роки тому +2

    Once he said dentist and gum I immediately started laughing loud asf.

  • @melvindrummer2007
    @melvindrummer2007 3 роки тому

    "Who you finna try in...I know it ain't me, wooooo, I know it ain't me" lmao

  • @JLFSqueezeSaginaw
    @JLFSqueezeSaginaw 3 роки тому +1

    All def is really killing it!

  • @djyg3346
    @djyg3346 3 роки тому +1

    That gummy bear line was so brilliant 😂😂😂😂

  • @zaythegreat1339
    @zaythegreat1339 3 роки тому +1

    The lamb ankles got me 😂🚫🧢

  • @mikecrip
    @mikecrip 3 роки тому +5

    "You didn't give up" 😭😭😭😭

  • @InfamousKalen
    @InfamousKalen 3 роки тому +20

    Wait why did tahir's busting out laughing at the end not raise his bar at all but CP's lil snicker raised him up a bit? CP should technically have won this lol.

    • @Peter-fh1ux
      @Peter-fh1ux 3 роки тому +1

      Cp was laughing the same that Tahir was, but when it ended it was going up on one side, and not on the other, and then it did the same thing to the other person, to even them out

    • @GeneSypha
      @GeneSypha 3 роки тому +1

      Tahir isn’t that funny

    • @gbamontanaman4369
      @gbamontanaman4369 2 роки тому

      @@GeneSypha not funny at all lol I say this daily

  • @cmpondeck33
    @cmpondeck33 3 роки тому +1

    That’s by far been the funniest one 😂

  • @IGB78
    @IGB78 3 роки тому

    9:00
    Tahir got that "I'm laughin at your joke cuz I'm bout to ask for some money" laugh.

  • @tinathepisces1485
    @tinathepisces1485 3 роки тому

    Dawg CP PLAYS WAAAAAY TOO MUCH 🤣

  • @mugillaguerilla
    @mugillaguerilla 3 роки тому

    Dead over here. Where would we be in this pandemic without these 2. A+ episode again. This should be a tournament.

  • @C2G2X
    @C2G2X 3 роки тому

    they laughing before they deliver the bad news
    I love it!!

  • @jahwheelous2213
    @jahwheelous2213 3 роки тому +2

    😂😂😂 “remember nachos”

  • @justjo510
    @justjo510 3 роки тому

    This was one of the funniest ive seen in a min. *chefs kiss 👌🏾 guys 😁😅😉💗

  • @addition77hof94
    @addition77hof94 10 днів тому

    "Remember nachos? Hmm" 😂😂😂💀💀

  • @PaulRoyale
    @PaulRoyale 3 роки тому +2

    That was a good one. CP didn’t go down without a fight. If he wasn’t laughing at his own jokes he would have won for sure. But I don’t blame him he was that funny and only goes to show how off the top this was. Great, job guys Koodos from Canada! I like how Tahir is always finding ways to promote others in all he does. He understands the benefits and importance of cross promotion even for others. I was thoroughly entertained. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @stanleymosley1437
    @stanleymosley1437 3 роки тому +1

    Yo this is funny more more please

  • @believer365
    @believer365 3 роки тому +20

    Did cp not only fart but admitted it? like whoa🤣🤣

  • @ElephantChatting
    @ElephantChatting 3 роки тому

    Lmfaoo the way CP closed his eyes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bronzemack583
    @bronzemack583 3 роки тому +7

    Schuler King and CP should film an episode of Bad News

    • @1jayhicks640
      @1jayhicks640 3 роки тому +2

      Would be EPIC

    • @dezzym92
      @dezzym92 3 роки тому +7

      That would be an eyeful 🤣

    • @ddf5878
      @ddf5878 3 роки тому

      Nah, that'd be a staring contest

    • @bronzemack583
      @bronzemack583 3 роки тому

      @@ddf5878 lol!! Fly 3 Sequel; Bug Eyed Life

    • @ddf5878
      @ddf5878 3 роки тому +1

      @@bronzemack583 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Infritblade123
    @Infritblade123 3 роки тому +1

    CP got robbed. Tahir laughed HARD at the end there.

  • @TehSymbiote
    @TehSymbiote 3 роки тому +1

    damn this was a another great one!

  • @silvajin
    @silvajin 3 роки тому +4

    I needed this lol cp is legit one of my favs

  • @FollowLeonIsMyRealtor
    @FollowLeonIsMyRealtor 3 роки тому +2

    DO NOT WATCH CP AND TAHIR AT WORK... IM DEAD. HAHA

  • @rickyt5179
    @rickyt5179 3 роки тому

    Cp got a tarantula on his head 😂

  • @shhhpsylence
    @shhhpsylence 3 роки тому

    Boy Taahir look like the dude getting choked in that LudaCris GetBack video when he did his teeth like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tyriquegunn2894
    @tyriquegunn2894 3 роки тому

    “I’m gonna have you back bitting burgers by February”😂💀

  • @47gomez47
    @47gomez47 3 роки тому

    Broo the ending 😂😂

  • @CreativeChick03
    @CreativeChick03 3 роки тому

    Tahir and CP is the collab you didn’t know you needed😂😂 they so funny wtf😂

  • @Tylahbtw
    @Tylahbtw 3 роки тому +1

    Tahir got his gums sculpted with clay 😂

  • @HertzJourneyMan
    @HertzJourneyMan 3 місяці тому

    chimp called Bubbles, the nostalgia on this line.

  • @prophecy0731
    @prophecy0731 3 роки тому

    CP be 8milin' mannn.... this man said he was burped upside down😭😭

  • @joshuabolton3866
    @joshuabolton3866 2 роки тому

    "Ready to gum ya down" "Ready to gum ya down".

  • @keithmillerjr2825
    @keithmillerjr2825 3 роки тому +12

    I think this is the first time that CP lost a Bad News episode. What kind of universe are we in?
    Edit: Spray Bottle running out of water at 9:00.