In WW2, the Japanese landed troops in north western Australia. No1 bothered to chase them. The Outback literally killed almost all of them, each time. The Aboriginals sav3d 1 or 2 from each group so they could tell their countrymen the horrors the land treated them to.
@@treyriver5676 Well, I wouldn't classify humans as Apex Predators. Generalists that can survive where even cockroaches can't survive. When it comes to human hunting and killing methods, I would classify them as pack hunters and hound hunters at a continuous pace. However, the most devastating weapon in the human arsenal is still the brain. No other creature on earth can compete with it.
@@raymosse4206 I haven't seen anybody try to pet a bison, but I did once have to stop a European tourist from petting a deer. A large Midwestern buck. During mating season.
I recently watched a video where they sent someone to classify Earths Death world status. They sent the poor bastard to Australia. The Galactic Council soon had another category lol
So the biggest part of being a deathworlder is convincing the rest of the tissue paper extraterrestrials exactly how bad earth is. Gentlemen, we have the whole galaxy indoctrinated 🤣🤣🤣
There is no better atmosphere than the forest after a storm, everything feels so alive, smells are heightened, lights more vibrant, sounds more intense, even the air smells fresh. I get the best sleep during storms, our planet is just so beautiful. It really is a paradise among the stars
Should've went to someplace like South Africa and watched the lions and hyenas and those vicious Cape Buffalo (as an example of an aggressive herbivore prey species). Or Australia.
The alien craft landed in a small forest in a place called England. The bunny rabbits in a nearby clearing looked at them, then ran. A Robin Redbreast was chirping away as the most dangerous creature in the land, a common garden wasp, buzzed looking for food. The small stream gurgled, the grass was green and everything was peaceful. The aliens, stunned to find such calm on a vast deathworld, a land of smiles, a land of safety, a land called England.
“This royal throne of kings, this scepter’d isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea, Which serves it in the office of a wall Or as a moat defensive to a house, Against the envy of less happier lands, This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England..."
One day in a lush Forrest where the insects at night didn’t even get attracted to the bioluminescent alien kid…. Yeah nope. And they think they understand the place? Shit I live in Australia, the Northern Territory to be exact and I’m telling you that going bush and camping and I mean not at a preprepared camp site is very different depending on wet or dry season, bush, desert, scrub, desert scrub, sandy desert, water sources, OH FUCK those water sources and their crocodiles NOT pissy pathetic alligators. But real deal crocodiles the most dangerous and most violent and the most prone to violence of all the water lizards. Even more so than the second best version the Nile Crocodiles which aren’t really even close to the Australian saltwater crocodile but both are so far and away above all the other species that it’s just a joke. The salties in australia take people every year. 26 years living, working and camping here as I got here when I was 20 and I still don’t think I understand it. Sure I know the bits I need to know for where we go and what we do but shit, that’s nothing really and the more you know shows just how much you don’t actually know. WE ALSO NEVER GO CAMPING OR ENEN DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY IN THE N.T. WITHOUT OUR REGISTERED GPS ENABLED E.P.I.R.B. and some water and emergency compressed food cubes, some sugar cubes, a descent first aid kit, a few space blankets and a signalling mirror. No shit. Twice now my wife and I have come across car accidents. One was 2 guys in a cattle station land cruiser Ute that rolled. One guy had a third of his head ground away all nice and neat and the other was cut, cut, gashed, grazed, abraided, broken… blood everywhere. 7 litres of blood from his mate leaves a pool many many times larger than they show on tv shows. Wife and I activated the epirb, no mobile phone service and the station Ute didn’t have a HF in it, did immediate first aide to stop the bleeding by cleaning, steri strips on some bigger gashes, compression bandages on all. Space blanket for shock. Disinfectant for the abrasions and dressings on some. Kept him awake as he couldn’t remember everything and was dopey and vague with a noticeable head injury… concussed. 4 hours later a community police land cruiser and the community Land Cruiser ambulance showed up. Praised my wife and I for our work until they found out that she was a nurse since 18 and had worked as an ER nurse and community nurse and I had a senior first aide certificate with 20 ish annual renewals. Then they just gave us pointers for road side work and praised ME for insisting on the huge kit over the little first aid kit. The copper praised us for punching the epirb immediately and not waiting. But most of all the all praised us for having a little fire going and having hot water and tea bags and coffee ready to go. They had a long slow trip to the closest station airstrip to wait for the flying doctor evac.
It's hilarious how titling stories is no longer a thing, and inevitably, you get tons with the same 'title.' It makes one wonder how many are AI generated.
It's the healing after whatever hurts you that makes you stronger. Not merely surviving it. Just look at any broken bone. If it's allowed to heal, it gets stronger. If not, it risks infection and can cause endless complications.
Then Tim said to the class, "Now you know the most peaceful place on my homeworld. Wait until you interact with the dominant predator of our land." And he smiled so violently.
Seriously, I think 'death world' is pretty harsh. Now, heading into one of those larger cities is pretty risky these days, but seeing the planet as being that dangerous seems as if the rest of the universe was calm, cool and collected. If anything, I'd say our planet is likely one of those more boring than most others.
that's because we grew up on the planet. it does not seem all that dangerous cause it is common sense to us what to avoid what not to do and storms are so natural to us. if you come from a planet that didn't evolve a sapient species until there where no more active volcanoes, the tectonic plates had completely settled then the weather would not be so dangerous, life would evolve to the much calmer and less dangerous environment. but earth gave birth to life while it was still taking shape. so we still got volcanoes earthquakes hurricanes tornadoes
Rather good. but i wished there was a scene where the woods fell completely silent. When you know that a big predator is nearby and you have to make the decision if you run as fast as you can or gamble and climb the nearest tree to hide and hope whatever it is cant climb a tree.
actually, Earth IS a very mild and easy world for life. That's why it spread all over it many times, in spite of the accidents that occurs since its beginning..
Very good story. I wonder what would happen if they were introduced to some of the more extreme sports, rock climbing/repelling, wilderness survival course, skiing, water skiing, etc.
Our world inspired humanity to create soundtracks for it; situation dependent. Basil Polidoris - Anvil of Crom Wilhelm Richard Wagner-Flight of the Valkyries Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
Don’t sleep on the forests here, we have some of the largest ones in the world and the go for hundreds of miles. Not to mention the Alaskan Tongass Forrest
_"...with a voice that instantly hushed the murmuring crowd."_ ...because they all fell asleep. Hell, I've got a pot and a half of coffee in me and within the first minute I thought my forehead was going to tap the spacebar. Was this AI voice designed to knock out other AIs? I'm wondering how it kept itself awake long enough to finish the story.
I was wondering. I can't stand how theyre too lazy to even title any story anymore. On the other hand, if they don't, whether it's AI or not, it's typically safe to assume trash will be one click away.
Obviously, they did not land in Australia!
lol i was thinking the same
In WW2, the Japanese landed troops in north western Australia. No1 bothered to chase them. The Outback literally killed almost all of them, each time. The Aboriginals sav3d 1 or 2 from each group so they could tell their countrymen the horrors the land treated them to.
There jhave been a few HFY stories which contain "AUSTRALIA?! ITS NOT JUST A STORY TO SCARE PEOPLE? ITS REAL?!"
Its for the better
Everything in Australia is trying to kill you. Abilities my vary.
They survived the Death World, but they don't seem to realize they brought the apex preditor it created back with them.
OUCH! 😄
@@JB-yb4wn wait they brought back and orca??? sorry just kidding
Not an evolutionist, but of a creation man ADAPTS far more and better than nearly anything else.
@@treyriver5676 Well, I wouldn't classify humans as Apex Predators. Generalists that can survive where even cockroaches can't survive. When it comes to human hunting and killing methods, I would classify them as pack hunters and hound hunters at a continuous pace. However, the most devastating weapon in the human arsenal is still the brain. No other creature on earth can compete with it.
what? no cougar? no grizzly? no flash flood? no idiot trying to pet a bison?
it was a good story. thanks
They wouldn’t have survived, perhaps they should incorporate one student that doesn’t make it home on each trip 🤣
Hahaha, petting a bison. Thank you for that laugh.
no fish :(
Do not pet the fluffy cows... lol
@@raymosse4206 I haven't seen anybody try to pet a bison, but I did once have to stop a European tourist from petting a deer. A large Midwestern buck. During mating season.
I recently watched a video where they sent someone to classify Earths Death world status. They sent the poor bastard to Australia. The Galactic Council soon had another category lol
Name? Please
Those danger noodles and tanky birds are murder...and let's not even talk about chlamydia bear or six-foot danger bunnies all over the place.
Australia level planet be like:
Give name
I just finished that one and Steve Irwin was his guide
Oh boy, wait until aliens hear about Earth's supernatural folklores like the skinwalkers, the djinns, etc
1 wolf is an experience in courtesy. A pack is an exercise in courage.
So the biggest part of being a deathworlder is convincing the rest of the tissue paper extraterrestrials exactly how bad earth is. Gentlemen, we have the whole galaxy indoctrinated 🤣🤣🤣
What?! None of them noticed Tim fast asleep during the worst of the storm?! C'mon!!
Well he did take many night watches, so....
Sleep whenever it is halfway save is also a human habit.....
no mosquito? no air turbulence when flying?
if you go to earth, you will experience this 100%.
They missed referencing the Earth's most dangerous creatures: Mosquitos.
There is no better atmosphere than the forest after a storm, everything feels so alive, smells are heightened, lights more vibrant, sounds more intense, even the air smells fresh. I get the best sleep during storms, our planet is just so beautiful. It really is a paradise among the stars
Should've went to someplace like South Africa and watched the lions and hyenas and those vicious Cape Buffalo (as an example of an aggressive herbivore prey species). Or Australia.
Humans have another saying.
That which doesn't kill you.
*IS GOING TO DIE!*
Ah yes Australia and Florida 💀
Well, I hope they checked themselves for ticks and chiggers before they left!
To most of us, this would be a relaxing camping trip.
yeah.. that was just... the weekend
The alien craft landed in a small forest in a place called England. The bunny rabbits in a nearby clearing looked at them, then ran. A Robin Redbreast was chirping away as the most dangerous creature in the land, a common garden wasp, buzzed looking for food. The small stream gurgled, the grass was green and everything was peaceful. The aliens, stunned to find such calm on a vast deathworld, a land of smiles, a land of safety, a land called England.
You forgot to mention people walking their dogs, they're everywhere.
“This royal throne of kings, this scepter’d isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England..."
But it just wouldn't stop raining, and packs of wild football Hooligans roamed the streets.
They found rabbits, but did they discover the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog?
Then the English realised that there was somewhere they hadn't colonised
Made by AI. Read by AI...🤖
One day in a lush Forrest where the insects at night didn’t even get attracted to the bioluminescent alien kid…. Yeah nope. And they think they understand the place? Shit I live in Australia, the Northern Territory to be exact and I’m telling you that going bush and camping and I mean not at a preprepared camp site is very different depending on wet or dry season, bush, desert, scrub, desert scrub, sandy desert, water sources, OH FUCK those water sources and their crocodiles NOT pissy pathetic alligators. But real deal crocodiles the most dangerous and most violent and the most prone to violence of all the water lizards. Even more so than the second best version the Nile Crocodiles which aren’t really even close to the Australian saltwater crocodile but both are so far and away above all the other species that it’s just a joke. The salties in australia take people every year.
26 years living, working and camping here as I got here when I was 20 and I still don’t think I understand it. Sure I know the bits I need to know for where we go and what we do but shit, that’s nothing really and the more you know shows just how much you don’t actually know. WE ALSO NEVER GO CAMPING OR ENEN DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY IN THE N.T. WITHOUT OUR REGISTERED GPS ENABLED E.P.I.R.B. and some water and emergency compressed food cubes, some sugar cubes, a descent first aid kit, a few space blankets and a signalling mirror. No shit.
Twice now my wife and I have come across car accidents. One was 2 guys in a cattle station land cruiser Ute that rolled. One guy had a third of his head ground away all nice and neat and the other was cut, cut, gashed, grazed, abraided, broken… blood everywhere. 7 litres of blood from his mate leaves a pool many many times larger than they show on tv shows. Wife and I activated the epirb, no mobile phone service and the station Ute didn’t have a HF in it, did immediate first aide to stop the bleeding by cleaning, steri strips on some bigger gashes, compression bandages on all. Space blanket for shock. Disinfectant for the abrasions and dressings on some. Kept him awake as he couldn’t remember everything and was dopey and vague with a noticeable head injury… concussed.
4 hours later a community police land cruiser and the community Land Cruiser ambulance showed up. Praised my wife and I for our work until they found out that she was a nurse since 18 and had worked as an ER nurse and community nurse and I had a senior first aide certificate with 20 ish annual renewals. Then they just gave us pointers for road side work and praised ME for insisting on the huge kit over the little first aid kit. The copper praised us for punching the epirb immediately and not waiting.
But most of all the all praised us for having a little fire going and having hot water and tea bags and coffee ready to go. They had a long slow trip to the closest station airstrip to wait for the flying doctor evac.
Well they didn’t want to kill a majority of the students
Nope, Probabaly landed in a semi safe forest in Germany or something 😂, next time the professor goes to Australia...
It's hilarious how titling stories is no longer a thing, and inevitably, you get tons with the same 'title.'
It makes one wonder how many are AI generated.
Great story, but I can’t help but feel like it was a young school camping trip with one Boy Scout helping the teacher.
Still. A great story.
It's the healing after whatever hurts you that makes you stronger. Not merely surviving it.
Just look at any broken bone. If it's allowed to heal, it gets stronger. If not, it risks infection and can cause endless complications.
🤓
Peaceful walk round a forest lmao
As a Texan I have plenty of experience with thunderstorms awe-inspiring is a fair description.
Then Tim said to the class, "Now you know the most peaceful place on my homeworld. Wait until you interact with the dominant predator of our land." And he smiled so violently.
Seriously, I think 'death world' is pretty harsh. Now, heading into one of those larger cities is pretty risky these days, but seeing the planet as being that dangerous seems as if the rest of the universe was calm, cool and collected. If anything, I'd say our planet is likely one of those more boring than most others.
that's because we grew up on the planet. it does not seem all that dangerous cause it is common sense to us what to avoid what not to do and storms are so natural to us. if you come from a planet that didn't evolve a sapient species until there where no more active volcanoes, the tectonic plates had completely settled then the weather would not be so dangerous, life would evolve to the much calmer and less dangerous environment. but earth gave birth to life while it was still taking shape. so we still got volcanoes earthquakes hurricanes tornadoes
Rather good. but i wished there was a scene where the woods fell completely silent. When you know that a big predator is nearby and you have to make the decision if you run as fast as you can or gamble and climb the nearest tree to hide and hope whatever it is cant climb a tree.
Now imagine half the alien students having an allergic reaction to the feint whiff of skunk in the morning air?
Too bad there's no acknowledgment of the author of this. It would be nice if they didn't just steal content.
Maybe the viewers should spam the artist name
Tim needed to teach them about campfire ghost stories!
Sounds like a trip with my son's Cub Scout pack!
Otherwise known as “Australia”…
tim should have addressed how deer love staring at 1 ton or even 10 ton vehicles coming straight towards it
Can't believe my luck, I've found over 300 similar videos so far. Lovin it ! 💖
I suppose I never will get credit for "Earth being a Deathworld" as a Reddit HFY trope. Oh well. Happy to see it spreading.
actually, Earth IS a very mild and easy world for life. That's why it spread all over it many times, in spite of the accidents that occurs since its beginning..
Can i just say this would make an awesome anime
The video is too creepy to listen to the dead voice noising at me.
Very good story. I wonder what would happen if they were introduced to some of the more extreme sports, rock climbing/repelling, wilderness survival course, skiing, water skiing, etc.
PFFT...They could have landed in oakland.
To be honest, I would actually categorize the other world's as death world considering we're hording all this life for ourselves.
I totally thought they would kill Tim
Our world inspired humanity to create soundtracks for it; situation dependent.
Basil Polidoris - Anvil of Crom
Wilhelm Richard Wagner-Flight of the Valkyries
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
heard the Voice expected something about the Special Victims Unit
Florida comes to mind...
una corta visita a el corazon del amazonas y veran como todo tiene una nueva categoria ...por que alla incluso nosotros somos presa de la selva
Not sure the author has ever been in the woods.
Sooooo, they basically were going th a north american national park, with a well-trained park-guide!!!!!!
AI created story?
Just show them a series of "The Streets of San Fran Cisco" or a modern "SWAT" series and they'll back off... lol "Training Day"...
Cheers !
USA, USA, USA!
wow
Lmao, north American wilderness 😆 most tame expanse of earth we have to offer.
yeah like tornado valley lol florida was a rainforest once, and the yellowstone is a dormant supervolcano
Iceland? Japan? England? Singapore?
death valley.. we literally have places named death here XD
Idk what wilderness you live in, but it ain't here.
Don’t sleep on the forests here, we have some of the largest ones in the world and the go for hundreds of miles.
Not to mention the Alaskan Tongass Forrest
d1 ai story generator
Double rainbow all the way
Far too many commercial interuptions. Almost like watching PlutoTV
_"...with a voice that instantly hushed the murmuring crowd."_
...because they all fell asleep. Hell, I've got a pot and a half of coffee in me and within the first minute I thought my forehead was going to tap the spacebar. Was this AI voice designed to knock out other AIs? I'm wondering how it kept itself awake long enough to finish the story.
boo you suck boooo
AI is the future, it will replace you, keep badmouthing it while you can😉
These AI written stories are garbage. As is the text to speech. Down vote. No subscribe.
I was wondering.
I can't stand how theyre too lazy to even title any story anymore.
On the other hand, if they don't, whether it's AI or not, it's typically safe to assume trash will be one click away.
Nope.
by allien you refer to lgbt?