Imagine there's an earthquake during the filming of Nerd Crew and bunch of rescue people find three dead adult men in Star Wars suits surrounded by hundreds of superhero toys.
L Drake You told your wife to wait for you to get hard and so you went to watch some porn but in reality you just used an excuse to watch the Nerd Crew and she eventually fell asleep?
It was a clear callback to the Battle of Yarbin 7 in the Legends series when Han Solo left the Rebel Base to sabotage the Emperor's personal AT-AT, named The Galactic Intimidator. Then, in the style of the Star Wars Ring Theory, in the second half, the parallel is reversed, and Mike breaks with the storyline, coming back to the Nerd Crew after being unsuccessful at telemarketing, while Han never returned despite being successful at the sabotage.
It was my child who died in that ambulance. He started choking to death on a Light Speed Slam® from the Denny's "Solo: A Star Wars Story" inspired menu. He just kept slamming that garbage down his gullet like he was trying to make the Kessel Run in 11 parsecs. Luckily, we caught a glimpse of Donald Glover on the way to the hospital, just before my son went into cardiac arrest. He stuck his tongue out and gave us the finger. I think it was Donald Glover.
I went to dennys six months after the movie. I asked out about the cards. They gave me an entire giant box of cards because they wanted to get rid of them really bad.
So, if I'm understanding this right, if they weren't able to talk about movies on internet: Mike would be a soulless corporate shill Jay would be a disaffected carnival custodian And Rich Evans would be Rich Evans
@@viracocha It's called a comparison. Did the concept of comparing the qualities of two objects actually confuse you or were you just high when you wrote this?
Rian Johnson at least knew why nostalgia and fan theories were killing all forms of enjoyment of new Star Wars films. That kind of baggage needs to be let go if the franchise has any hope of surviving past an old generation of Star Wars fanboys.
I can appreciate the diligence of wanting to get through the surplus questions that piled up during the original two hours (the others weren't live) to respect your paying fans but at a certain point it's monotonous to every viewer and unfeasible. I check out if the video has other peoples opinion videos in it. I'm not down to hear some random with bad audio ramble on with their opinion haha
It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation he got himself in though. I like it more how Alex Damon of Star Wars explained does it. He has a weekly Q&A and his patreons get a written response if he does not use them in the video. Then again Superchats give you way more money
no, it's about family is not referring to starwars franchise, but the fast and furious, where practically its every installment is always 'about family'.
DysnomiaFilms nah, people tend not to fuck with their food handlers, unless they are real assholes. Retail is where you get the real entitled assholes and backstabbing co-workers
I went to Denny's when they did that LoR menu with my dad and I looked at the waitress and told her "Id love a taste of the Hobbit hole" my dad died of laughter that day lol
Denny's isn't terrible, it wouldn't be successful if it was. It's just mediocre enough to not be hated en masse. I do like Denny's myself though, you're not alone.
"We need to talk about something very serious and that's erectile dysfunction" "Well Mike, that sounds like a serious problem that affects millions of people." "That's right Rich. Mainly men." The deadpan way that was delivered made me snort coffee.
Huxley Berg Studios and I loved it lol it’s about time he got it... more then 3/4th of his shows now are just him answering viewer related questions he can say it’s for the audience interaction all he wants but we all know what it’s really for $$$ Id write in a super chat just to call him out on it but I feel like it would be a wast of money lol waiting for someone else to do it.
Campea always complains about Collider and said he had creative differences and now he’s begging for money and plugging his Patreon every 5 minutes lol I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed
I haven't even seen Solo and I already know it's better than anything Orson Welles could ever make. He was old and this is new and therefore makes this film better by default.
Funny you say that because I hear that before Han gets the Falcon, he rides around in a rose colored sled! Very cool, in my house!! That's why I called an electrician.
I was going to go eat there as well but I'm out of Imodium. That's who should have been their sponsor. We're all going to need some after watching this movie.
Dude the janitor scene hit home. I know that feeling when you look in a toilet and it looks like someones ass exploded above the toilet. Then you have that moment of clarity, like, yep, I have to clean that. That's like a third of my job, is picking up shit
I understand where you're coming from. I was a housekeeper for a nursing home for a little over a year. On nearly a daily basis, I would clean up this one room, a resident would blast a shit afterward, and then call me back, despite my being three doors down. She would ask me to reclean the toilet and always blamed it on her roommate.
I've seen what people do to public toilets. Janitors are worth their weight in gold. Metaphorically, of course. If they were actually they valuable people would kidnap them and sell off the body parts. And then toilets would never be cleaned. Also cleaning out used tampons... what fun. (Yes I've had to do janitorial work as well)
The fake viagra /whatever advertisement was extra hilarious because every real gaming podcast right now is partnered with one of those companies in an attempt to completely alienate what would be 1/4 of their audience. XD
@@TheTGOAC I think that when a program heavily advertises to a specific target audience, it suggests the programming is intended for that audience. I can understand the argument of people just ignoring ads anyway, but I do think it still has an effect. Especially when your dealing with a subculture that already has a gatekeeping stigma.
Really looking forward to the quality sequals Disney will bring us and are in no way milking a dead cow. Leia a Stars Wars Story Grand Moff Tarkin a Stars Wars Story Greedo a Stars Wars Story That storm trooper who bumped his head a Star Wars Story
That Storm Trooper who bumped his head has a more dramatic backstory than all of shakespeares works together. But I am hyped for the porg standalone movie: porgs - caravan of the loyalty.
The Star Wars franchise has become a literal weekend at Bernys,they just trot it around like it's not dead making it wave at us but we all know the truth.
I hate how right you are. This is just one of many franchises being dragged from the grave to haunt the living once more. Disney will also continue this ghastly trend with all of their animated films. Yes, _all_ of them. I expect the classics to all have "live-action" CGI rehashes before the next decade is out.
Well if I'm being honest I find the new star wars content to be enjoyable. When Lucas had it he made a bunch of pointless shit that was bad. Prequels clone wars clone wars movie a trilogy of ewok movies an animated show called detours star wars Kinect
Tuxedo Trooper But there was _also_ Genndy Tartakovsky's Clone Wars series, and the then-intact Expanded Universe. TL;DR I respectfully disagree. Full salty nerd butthurt rant follows below. Back then, there was still plenty to look forward to, and enjoy in the moment. But I find that the new ones manage to all at once piss on the franchise's established legacy, shamelessly pander to the sort of super-fans that would consume _anything_ Star Wars, and drain casual fans of their willingness to drag themselves to go see another movie. It's a base, pale, shallow doppelganger of the original trilogy, a litmus test of what *not* to do with an established franchise. I don't just dislike the movies themselves-- I also dislike what they represent. It's this ball of Flanderization, classic SoCal nepotism, corporate meddling, left-of-center virtue-signalling, and absolute critical failure as written pieces. They no longer want to tell an original story-- they want to repackage _other people's stories_ and pass them off as Super-Exciting and Original Tales™.
Hanzer 2277 it's star wars.....a fucking space fantasy film that are supposed to be enjoyable and are mostly aimed towards a younger audience. The younger generation in my family think the new films are the best out of all of them. Just like people who grew up with the prequels and originals that's there favorite. People look too far into star wars for what it is a movie about good vs evil. Some people get overhyped and start crying while others bitch and moan before the movie even comes out. Either way both sides are embarrassing especially the fact they're grown adults complaining over a "Star Wars Movie". Anyway Im enjoying the new ones so far. I never enjoyed Legends growing up either I always thought it was stupid nonsense that never felt like star wars. It felt like a bunch of fan stories but that's just me I guess. We all have opinions in the end.
Zach Gerrity No not really. He tried to pass it off as a good sport at first but it was very evident he didn’t like his channel being mocked (understandable) he even called them “miserable fucks”. Then he completely lost his shit with the last Jedi review.
Publicenemy85 on today's Jedi Council (Obi-Wan or Lando: Which Movie Should Come First?) at 59 minutes they do have a laugh about RLM after a sponsored bit though they don't say much about it. Ken Napzok actually says 'very cool' and nods so it seems they're taking it in good fun
If they got actual sponsorships it would leave a sour taste in my mouth. It's hypocritical and in poor taste for all parties involved for RLM to say "Haha we're satirizing shameless advertisement and product placement what a bunch of hacks :^)" while reaping all of the benefits of it. *Occasionally shilling their own RLM-branded merchandise is not the same thing.
PointsofData no, he is just probably annoyed by whiney kids trying to decide where the line of "satire" is. If you haven't guessed, I hate that guy too.
You're supposed to call it a "blast." The studio told you to call it a "blast." You didn't call it a blast! You didn't do what they told you! YOU LITTLE WORMS! DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!
I was recommended a video like this one is parodying a few days ago. The most depressing part is - just like Onion headlines now seem to be having an arms race with reality - this parody doesn't even do justice to the people it's mocking.
Imagine there's an earthquake during the filming of Nerd Crew and bunch of rescue people find three dead adult men in Star Wars suits surrounded by hundreds of superhero toys.
They'd probably think it was Collider studios...
L Drake You told your wife to wait for you to get hard and so you went to watch some porn but in reality you just used an excuse to watch the Nerd Crew and she eventually fell asleep?
They don't have earthquakes in Milwaukee.
They have drunk drivers, though.
Desmond Moore the embarrassed face emoji would appear on all of their tombstones
Lord T-Lars Holy shit, so Milwaukee is a real city? I thought they just made it up...
Me personally, I cried when Mike left The Nerd Crew. Such a stunning moment. Perfect in its simplicity, but complex in its subtlety. Very cool.
It was a clear callback to the Battle of Yarbin 7 in the Legends series when Han Solo left the Rebel Base to sabotage the Emperor's personal AT-AT, named The Galactic Intimidator.
Then, in the style of the Star Wars Ring Theory, in the second half, the parallel is reversed, and Mike breaks with the storyline, coming back to the Nerd Crew after being unsuccessful at telemarketing, while Han never returned despite being successful at the sabotage.
to me it symbolizes the betrayal of the sith to the jedi, which, me personally, really enjoyed and thought it was really incredible. very cool.
It subverted my expectations
Very cool
Voy crooag
Rich with a top hat is transcendental
24 Frames Of Nick didn't expect to see you here
To be fair, It looks nice on him
It's like poetry.
skeletor he uses like bots, he is top comment on a lot of videos
I think the word you're looking for is euphoric
One of the most important videos put on youtube until the next one
Ok
And also the one before this one
I agree
Very cool
Jay's comment about loving movies so much that he even owns a few of them was perfect.
It inspired me to buy 1 myself. For some reason I had trouble getting the disk to work, in my VCR.
But all I needed was a hammer, in the houss!
@Steve Harvey the disc tray is for videotapes.
Space Cop and Things
It was my child who died in that ambulance. He started choking to death on a Light Speed Slam® from the Denny's "Solo: A Star Wars Story" inspired menu. He just kept slamming that garbage down his gullet like he was trying to make the Kessel Run in 11 parsecs. Luckily, we caught a glimpse of Donald Glover on the way to the hospital, just before my son went into cardiac arrest. He stuck his tongue out and gave us the finger. I think it was Donald Glover.
ROTFSM!! Too damn funny!
This is America.
@@ChucksSEADnDEADDon’t catch you slipping, though.
I went to dennys six months after the movie. I asked out about the cards. They gave me an entire giant box of cards because they wanted to get rid of them really bad.
Jokes on you. Because now you have to pass it to someone else.
@@grzegorzswist it's like a curse or a std
@@grzegorzswist it's the cheese touch
Very cool
@@finalstarman3086 fuck man im so late to your comment but I laughed so hard i almost spit my coffee jaja
Nice video as always Screen Junkies
Patriot Cat sexual lyrics, yeah
Patriot Cat the screen junkies writer guy did lol
That "...okay my break is over..." was too real...
I know... FML
Been there. Hang in there guys.
I only look forward to Star Wars because of these guys
I only look forward to waking up in the morning because of these guys.
Same xD
VERY COOL
Gotta clap for that!
So, if I'm understanding this right, if they weren't able to talk about movies on internet:
Mike would be a soulless corporate shill
Jay would be a disaffected carnival custodian
And Rich Evans would be Rich Evans
YOU BROKE NEW GROUND!!!
This has to be the truest statement I have ever seen.
Rich transcends space and time and Jobs.
and Cops!
It's like every time we return to the Nerd Crew they've descended deeper and deeper into Hell.
LAVATORR I love how they have equally positive yet slightly different viewpoints on how Solo a Star Wars Story is amazing!
I shed a single manly tear when the nerd Crew got back together...
And then I clapped.
Mark Wuahlbuargg and then your tear turned into the millennium falcon and went into light speed
I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW NERD CREW
GOTTA CLPA FOR TEH NRED CWER!
THEY BROKE NEW GROUND
This Nerd Crew episode had a better, more meaningful and more impact story arc, than any Star Wars movie in the last 30 years.
@@viracocha It's called a comparison.
Did the concept of comparing the qualities of two objects actually confuse you or were you just high when you wrote this?
Bullyhunter 1683 it’s clearly not about being confused
*any starwars movie ever
You shou go to rehqb, junkie.
voy couage!!!
i can't wait till only there faces are visible in a sea of merch
Dr. Applesauce thank you for your service
The satire is brutal and real and depressing... VERY COOL!!
KernelNohman VERY COOL
*mouths 'It was amazing'*
VERY COOL
*jazz hands*
And satirical.
I get more excited for the Half in the Bag and the Nerd Crew episodes about the Star Wars movies than the movies themselves
Streuth son! Ya'll got the nail headed on the hammer right there! EBONICS!@LOLOLOOOL?
Jay looks like George Romero with those damn glasses.
"Friend request? How about a *_zombie_* request?
I can't believe Jay killed George Romero for his glasses
Jay only swallows when he's at the manhole
Romero: A Zombie Story
Holy shit you're right.
"Erectile dysfunction"
"Well Mike, that sounds like a problem that effects millions of people"
"That's right Rich. Mainly men"
Mainly.
Nerd crew says Trans rights
nerd crew says 42%
To be fair, most of those men are straight and there women are affected too.
4:22
Fun fact: John Campea has disabled the comment section of his Solo review ...lol.
Thread Bomb He's a proven Shill.
Thanks for the fact. I didn't know they parodied him. Watching just 30 seconds of his Solo review made me want to puke.
He mentions the world premiere in the first 40 seconds of the video, its so goddamn funny.
Somehow my brain saw that as "John Cena" and I was very confused...
And disappointed that he didn't have a UA-cam channel dedicated to Star Wars.
@@MarkyMatey I recently saw his Cop Shop review because I was curious how much of a shill he was. As expected, he didn’t like it.
This is borderline experimental
Blue Laser is this death grips
Imagine being on the Nerd Crew. What a life. Hanging with KK, JJ & RJ. I can only dream.
I just wanted to give a clap for my own comment. Very Special.
I'd rather hang around with the KKK than KK
Very cool
Nightmare!
Rian Johnson at least knew why nostalgia and fan theories were killing all forms of enjoyment of new Star Wars films. That kind of baggage needs to be let go if the franchise has any hope of surviving past an old generation of Star Wars fanboys.
I'm starting to think this is fake.
Bill Scurry I'm pretty sure it's real, they had pictures.
Nope its all CGI crap!
Let me guess, anything that breaks new ground is ‘fake news’? Typical fascist reaction.
It's real. You can't fake clapping. Your hands starts hurting after awhile.
I think it's actually Mike Stoklasa, Jay Bauman and Richev'ns from RedLetterMedia.
Jay actually looks pretty fly in his R2-D2 suit.
Juin Roet lies and slander
If by fly you mean horrendous then yes
Rich in that Pac Man suit is top tier
Very cool. Very cool!
You guys are so good at selling out, the actual sellouts should be seeking your advice on how to sell out.
Nice to see my Patreon money is being spent on Star Wars toys and suits
StormTemplar bet they had majority of those toys in the first place. That R2D2 suit jacket is kind of amazing but probably way too expensive.
Actually, your money went on the shit around the toilet.
Very cool.
That one suite is a Pac Man suit. Just take that into consideration.
Those insulin pumps aren't free ya tightarse.
Now THIS is pod racing
Shinobu Sensui spinning is a good trick
Are you an angel?
Now THIS is pod casting***
I'm a person and my name is Anakin !
I like THIS!
The John Campea stuff with Rich and the Q/A was perfectly done. That's basically his entire show.
After he did the 5 Hours of Infinity War review I stopped caring. But good on him raking in those Dollars
I love that people pay money to get some flaky answer like that. It's kind of amazing.
NotoriousVC I want to be sick by it, but I guess if embarrassing yourself gets you a ton of money I can't complain
I can appreciate the diligence of wanting to get through the surplus questions that piled up during the original two hours (the others weren't live) to respect your paying fans but at a certain point it's monotonous to every viewer and unfeasible. I check out if the video has other peoples opinion videos in it. I'm not down to hear some random with bad audio ramble on with their opinion haha
It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation he got himself in though. I like it more how Alex Damon of Star Wars explained does it. He has a weekly Q&A and his patreons get a written response if he does not use them in the video. Then again Superchats give you way more money
This is a goddamn work of art, ya hack frauds.
happy 600
The best part is they actually took that check from Denny's. They're hack frauds and I love every inch of them.
This video really subverted my expectations, and kept me wanting more.
Well, it took 12 years to make.
Rich's outfit isn't Star Wars themed because it was something he already owned and wears regularly.
thetramp123 Definitely.
Also they couldn't find one in his size! ;)
You bastards took so long to release another episode, I almost grew my own personality. Dont do that again.
RLM's satire is so dense, every single comment has so much sarcasm.
"I'm just a failure. Big, fat, white failure" I have the feeling that this will be the accurate summary of the Solo movie...
GarrettGSF The actor playing Solo isn't even white is he?
Nautical Narwhal
I think he is white
Nautical Narwhal
The director is and the woman in charge is
@@N.Narwhal white with an asterisk/triple parentheses
After the collider incident, this became even more relevant.
Which incident?
@@TMFproductionsTruthMediaFilms one of them was bitching that he wasn't invited to galaxy's edges premier
Mike's arc in this video is more convincing than any arc in Star Wars: The Last Jedi.
LOL
Kylo Ren will complete his "arc" in _STAR WARS: Episode XI_
Kappa
Ooohh sick burn! But yeah your right.
The Action Brick Episode 8 had character arcs? I was unaware.
I dunno, his head left the frame like, TWICE. Immersion was ruined. May the 4th wall be with you.
Is Solo the Denny's of Star Wars movies?
Absolutely! Very cool
Early reports are that is a near perfect analogy
TLJ is the garbage bin in the back of Denny’s of Star Wars movies so don’t feel too bad
No it’s the Dex’s Diner
Haha, three years ago I made that exact same joke about Fant4stic, which also had their own menu items. 😕
They all got back together in the end! See, it's about family.
It's like poetry
kapa1611 just like The Beatl-oh...
no, it's about family is not referring to starwars franchise, but the fast and furious, where practically its every installment is always 'about family'.
Every time Jay breaks for a second and smiles during these, an angel gets it's wings 🙏
So this is how the nerd crew ends? With Thunderous applause?
The lighting during Mike’s office scenes really accentuate the sad-lines on his face.
VERY COOL
Resevil o
Didn't Collider do a Denny's episode literally at a Denny's talking about Solo lol? This broke new ground
AdmiralAwsomeful they fucking did
The satire really just writes itself doesn't it
Its insaaane
Is it time to bring back the "they got eat" meme? Because I guess they have to eat.
Sucker MC I should have.
No that's what I call podracing. The band got back together!
Now that's what I call podcasting!
It's all too real. I've just been pop culture red pilled.
Imagine William Shatner watching this, and thinking it's 100% real. Very Cool!
Mike not being able to contain his excitement and letting out that "very cool" on the phone. It's been like 12 hours and I'm still laughing at that.
I loved this episode! I can't wait to watch it on my next break at my soul-sucking telemarketing job.
Very cool
If you think telemarketing is soul sucking, try working in retail
I've worked in Fast Food which is retail but more urgent and hot, I think telemarketing would be worse.
DysnomiaFilms nah, people tend not to fuck with their food handlers, unless they are real assholes.
Retail is where you get the real entitled assholes and backstabbing co-workers
DysnomiaFilms should have spit in their food
Glad to see that the background can't get any worse
Not enough funko pops
They should skip the shelves at some point and just have a pile of toys.
I 👍🏼 this mainly for the Ren image and clever channel name.
not enough green titty sea monster
The Nerd Crew went through more character development in 15 minutes than Rey and Finn did in 3 Star Wars movies.
The Beatles < The Nerd Crew
By extention RLM > Jesus.
Btw when mike got up I totally think they used the same sound effect as Picard breaking that priceless antique
They pretty much use the same 5 sound effects for everything.
The Merlin nascar?
Haha no but I respect your opinion haha
Yea, Wet Hot American Summer always uses that same sound effect as well. Shits great.
Why did they have a kerlin nescar on the floor behind the desk?
Is there a term for when a character grows, but decides that growth is stupid, and goes back to where they started?
Immature?
Ignorant?
Close-minded?
Incurious?
stubborn?
Pussy.
VERY COOL
Rock Toaster Toys R Us kids?
Me
More character development than Rogue One. I clapped!
Those foods look terrible, I much prefer the Denny's© Hobbit© menu with Shire Sausage™ and the Hobbit Hole™
I went to Denny's when they did that LoR menu with my dad and I looked at the waitress and told her "Id love a taste of the Hobbit hole" my dad died of laughter that day lol
@FantasticFrank85 dennys is best when your hungover
That's Gregg Turkington's favorite order! With a little, hobbit, hug.
Denny's isn't terrible, it wouldn't be successful if it was. It's just mediocre enough to not be hated en masse.
I do like Denny's myself though, you're not alone.
They acually let me have a couple of the Desolation of Smaug themed menus years ago
"We need to talk about something very serious and that's erectile dysfunction"
"Well Mike, that sounds like a serious problem that affects millions of people."
"That's right Rich. Mainly men."
The deadpan way that was delivered made me snort coffee.
I want to point out this video is 9 out of 11 in the playlist.
John Campia just got goofed.
Huxley Berg Studios and I loved it lol it’s about time he got it... more then 3/4th of his shows now are just him answering viewer related questions he can say it’s for the audience interaction all he wants but we all know what it’s really for $$$ Id write in a super chat just to call him out on it but I feel like it would be a wast of money lol waiting for someone else to do it.
I was not prepared for that one. It hit hard.
LOL yup
Campea always complains about Collider and said he had creative differences and now he’s begging for money and plugging his Patreon every 5 minutes lol I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed
Swag Yolo 69 hey man, hes getting filthy rich off those superchats and patreon dollars. Id fucking bounce too lol
"Woah, this changes nothing"
How spooky, I read this comment exactly when Jay said it.... VOY COOOOAG
I’ve been anticipating a new nerd crew episode more than a Star Wars film
Rufus The rat 179 same here
This is a dramatic, slow-motion slap across John Campea's face. With stank on it.
Rich as Campea is priceless.
A new Nerd Crew video?
Gotta clap for that.
Collider will love you for this :D
Why would anybody like Collider in the first place. Ugh they're so FAKE!!!
Eric Santucci I hope they post another angry rant about rlm, it’s very entertaining
Dont forget John Campea with the Superchat Sessions lol
Harloff is a bitch
Jessica Meloy wait the actually addresses RLM? You got a link?
I haven't even seen Solo and I already know it's better than anything Orson Welles could ever make. He was old and this is new and therefore makes this film better by default.
Plus it's star wars, so of course it's better, it has at-st's
Funny you say that because I hear that before Han gets the Falcon, he rides around in a rose colored sled!
Very cool, in my house!!
That's why I called an electrician.
I clapped for Rich Evans Jazz Hands. Groundbreaking.
Remember folks: Shatner thought this was a serious podcast
"I'm lovin it!"
"Jay, that's burger king"
"...mainly men" is the best line in the whole video.
Their fake sponsorship worked too well. Now I actually want Denny's.
Same. And I'm worried about being low T.
It doesn't help that I'm watching this in the morning.
Oh that wasn't fake.
I was going to go eat there as well but I'm out of Imodium. That's who should have been their sponsor. We're all going to need some after watching this movie.
I'd recommend that burger Rich had. It's got lots of creamy smoked gouda and bacon.
Dude the janitor scene hit home. I know that feeling when you look in a toilet and it looks like someones ass exploded above the toilet. Then you have that moment of clarity, like, yep, I have to clean that. That's like a third of my job, is picking up shit
I understand where you're coming from. I was a housekeeper for a nursing home for a little over a year. On nearly a daily basis, I would clean up this one room, a resident would blast a shit afterward, and then call me back, despite my being three doors down. She would ask me to reclean the toilet and always blamed it on her roommate.
I've seen what people do to public toilets. Janitors are worth their weight in gold. Metaphorically, of course. If they were actually they valuable people would kidnap them and sell off the body parts. And then toilets would never be cleaned.
Also cleaning out used tampons... what fun. (Yes I've had to do janitorial work as well)
I think if everyone cleaned a toilet for at least a week in their lives, the world would be a better place.
not gonna lie to you guys, that denny’s burger rich was holding actually looked delicious
Not healthy but good tasting
IT BROKE THE SAME GROUND!
The fake viagra /whatever advertisement was extra hilarious because every real gaming podcast right now is partnered with one of those companies in an attempt to completely alienate what would be 1/4 of their audience. XD
And now, we've got stuff like Keeps and Manscaping, which I dunno what the other 25% needs to hear about. Some things never change
How does being sponsored by a company alienate the people the company isn't marketed to?
@@TheTGOAC I think that when a program heavily advertises to a specific target audience, it suggests the programming is intended for that audience.
I can understand the argument of people just ignoring ads anyway, but I do think it still has an effect. Especially when your dealing with a subculture that already has a gatekeeping stigma.
Yee😊
Geek culture is consumer culture.
Me, personally, I loved this premiere. So brave. Absolutely stunning.
Rich Evan’s jazz hands are *whispering* “uh-may-zing”!
So you guys were at the premier? And I wasn't?
Very cool.
Nice Matrix color grading reference. I clapped.
fuck, i thought i was imagining that
Really looking forward to the quality sequals Disney will bring us and are in no way milking a dead cow.
Leia a Stars Wars Story
Grand Moff Tarkin a Stars Wars Story
Greedo a Stars Wars Story
That storm trooper who bumped his head a Star Wars Story
Lobot: Cyborg of The Year
Mephistopheles By 2025 we'll have 5 StarWars movies per year UNTIL WE DIE! :D isn't that COOL?!!
Mouse Droid: A Star Wars Story
Watto: A Star Wars Story
That Storm Trooper who bumped his head has a more dramatic backstory than all of shakespeares works together.
But I am hyped for the porg standalone movie: porgs - caravan of the loyalty.
Wow, I did not expect that to happen in a Nerd Crew episode! You really subverted my expectations!
AT-ST! AT-ST!
Ssssttaaaaaarrrrr Waaaaaaaarrrrrssss
Explain this, AT-STs.
Star destroyers! I’m gonna cum!!!
Very cool.
AT-ST a Star Wars Story
Holy shit the amount of toys in that room
Staf MF - VERY COOL
you guys made me feel acceptable with my insulin pump
Does your insulin pump also sound like a 1980s industrial printer?
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of your insulin pump.
I'm trying to get diabetes so I have have an insulin pump too.
Zeriel of course
Medtronic? I just started on that one from the One Touch Ping. It's a frustrating time but over time it's gonna rule.
That video had more emotional twists than the entire Star Wars saga.
This was a perfect Nerd Crew series finalè. You guys are amazing. We are all so proud of you.
Genuinely think Mike Stoklosa is one of the funniest guys on UA-cam
Just like real reviewers, I always Like RLM vids before I've seen them.
Rich Evans doing a John Campea impression had me dying
I wouldn't have hung up on you, Mike. You can scam me into buying a timeshare any time you want.
Now to go get some Denny's!
Beautiful writing, excellent directing, and unforgettable performance all around. Worth not skipping the ads.
Alternate universe Rich that panders to his audience's questions gave me the biggest laugh!
YES! Another Nerd Crew, in the hooooouuuuuusssseee!!!
The Star Wars franchise has become a literal weekend at Bernys,they just trot it around like it's not dead making it wave at us but we all know the truth.
I hate how right you are. This is just one of many franchises being dragged from the grave to haunt the living once more. Disney will also continue this ghastly trend with all of their animated films. Yes, _all_ of them. I expect the classics to all have "live-action" CGI rehashes before the next decade is out.
Well if I'm being honest I find the new star wars content to be enjoyable. When Lucas had it he made a bunch of pointless shit that was bad. Prequels clone wars clone wars movie a trilogy of ewok movies an animated show called detours star wars Kinect
Tuxedo Trooper But there was _also_ Genndy Tartakovsky's Clone Wars series, and the then-intact Expanded Universe. TL;DR I respectfully disagree. Full salty nerd butthurt rant follows below.
Back then, there was still plenty to look forward to, and enjoy in the moment. But I find that the new ones manage to all at once piss on the franchise's established legacy, shamelessly pander to the sort of super-fans that would consume _anything_ Star Wars, and drain casual fans of their willingness to drag themselves to go see another movie. It's a base, pale, shallow doppelganger of the original trilogy, a litmus test of what *not* to do with an established franchise. I don't just dislike the movies themselves-- I also dislike what they represent. It's this ball of Flanderization, classic SoCal nepotism, corporate meddling, left-of-center virtue-signalling, and absolute critical failure as written pieces. They no longer want to tell an original story-- they want to repackage _other people's stories_ and pass them off as Super-Exciting and Original Tales™.
Hanzer 2277 it's star wars.....a fucking space fantasy film that are supposed to be enjoyable and are mostly aimed towards a younger audience. The younger generation in my family think the new films are the best out of all of them. Just like people who grew up with the prequels and originals that's there favorite. People look too far into star wars for what it is a movie about good vs evil. Some people get overhyped and start crying while others bitch and moan before the movie even comes out. Either way both sides are embarrassing especially the fact they're grown adults complaining over a "Star Wars Movie". Anyway Im enjoying the new ones so far. I never enjoyed Legends growing up either I always thought it was stupid nonsense that never felt like star wars. It felt like a bunch of fan stories but that's just me I guess. We all have opinions in the end.
Tuxedo Trooper Ok, keep liking it, but liking it doesn't make it not-shit.
Last time I was this earlier, Luke Skywalker had some dignity.
This video has more character development than the entire dceu and new Star Wars movies(the last Jedi, solo movie etc).
I hope Kristian Harloff calls Rich a "bully" again haha
Zach Gerrity No not really. He tried to pass it off as a good sport at first but it was very evident he didn’t like his channel being mocked (understandable) he even called them “miserable fucks”. Then he completely lost his shit with the last Jedi review.
Publicenemy85 on today's Jedi Council (Obi-Wan or Lando: Which Movie Should Come First?) at 59 minutes they do have a laugh about RLM after a sponsored bit though they don't say much about it. Ken Napzok actually says 'very cool' and nods so it seems they're taking it in good fun
you guys just BROKE NEW GROUND
I clapped when I saw it!
L I G H T S A B E R
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If you got actual sponsorships from them, this would be even more epic
Taureor but if they got sponsorship would it be parody anymore
If they got actual sponsorships it would leave a sour taste in my mouth.
It's hypocritical and in poor taste for all parties involved for RLM to say "Haha we're satirizing shameless advertisement and product placement what a bunch of hacks :^)" while reaping all of the benefits of it.
*Occasionally shilling their own RLM-branded merchandise is not the same thing.
50sts god i fucking hate you
HeatIIEXTEND why? Are you one of the sellouts this specific format is making fun of?
PointsofData no, he is just probably annoyed by whiney kids trying to decide where the line of "satire" is.
If you haven't guessed, I hate that guy too.
You're supposed to call it a "blast." The studio told you to call it a "blast." You didn't call it a blast! You didn't do what they told you! YOU LITTLE WORMS! DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!
I was recommended a video like this one is parodying a few days ago. The most depressing part is - just like Onion headlines now seem to be having an arms race with reality - this parody doesn't even do justice to the people it's mocking.
The fact that that Pac Man suit and tie exist makes me believe humanity deserves the nuclear fire
That Pac-Man suit and tie is awesome and you can't handle it.