Nope, just another bridge. Houston was meant to be relevant, and now they are a contender once again! We have JJ Watt and Andre to build statues for. Later will come, DHop. Here is to making H-town great again!
That ending was so accurate..."I'm Excited, I'm Confident, but this season might really hurt me" You Nailed it! Also no Super Bowl Expectation, just hope we me make an AFC Championship.
That Texans-Buccaneers game was one of the best games I've ever been to. It was an absolute roller coaster of emotions. There's a lot of hype coming into this season, but I just hope DeMeco can keep everyone prepared and level-headed. There's no surprising other teams now.
As a Houston baby…I have a soft spot for the Texans. So I’m so happy they did so well this year!! Hoping they keep it up next year because it’s been so much fun watching them this year!!
4 wins!?... 4 wins!?... RIGHT HERE!!!... That quote could very well be one of the classic rants of all time, Grossi... I immediately thought of Jim Mora's "PLAYOFFS??!!... ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!... PLAYOFFS??!!"...And Denny Green's "THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!... IF YOU WANT TO CROWN THEIR A**, THEN CROWN THEM!!!"... True emotion from the heart
7:18. And yes, we love the fact that we went deeper into the playoffs than our rivals in North Texas. And we are very aware that becoming them would be the worst thing on the face of this planet.
I work at Nrg Stadium and yesterday we had training camp and a meet and greet. The high energy and enthusiasm is sky high. I wish them the best. Let's go Texans!
I have to say time you do an awesome job with these fan reactions I mean you embody the the true essence of a fan no matter which one you do it's amazing to see it
I had to run it back 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I totally didn't mention the "Also can we punch courin finigan in the face again, I love seeing that" that was a classic from now til forever... greatest ever on that one @tomgrossicomedy
That last phrase Hits Hard! I rather be without any expectations and get disappointed. I am so exited beyond belief and I pray we can win the superbowl within the next 3 years.
I can't believe with a little bit of free agents and a good draft, the Texans managed to rebuild the team in one season by becoming a playoff team and won the division. I'm happy for them🎉🎉🎉🎉
1:04 is exactly how I felt when that happened and I even told that to my fantasy football group Also, this is surprisingly accurate. Basically summed up my emotions last year
Oh Tom I have been waiting for this video and it was worth the wait, I haven’t laughed so hard in so long. I was so proud to be a Texans fan this year after all the crap in the past and boy you delivered on this. This video was literally my life the last 15 months. You’re the best, I fell off my chair laughing 🫶🏻😎
THANK YOU!! I’ve been waiting a long time for this!!!!! LOVE MY TEXANS!!! Also, it’s amazing how Nick Ceserio has been hiding in the corners of the rooms at New England and nobody knew until Cal McNair hired him.
I find this hilarious. I work at NRG Stadium where the Texans play and this video sounded just like everyone here last year on the week to week basis. I swear to God when we won against Cleveland in the playoffs I heard one of our press guys say, "damn he had to watch from the sidelines" and the guy he was talking to said, "how's that for a 'happy ending'". I'm crying laughing right now.
I have the last few Texans seasons scripted for everyone, so enjoy :) 2018 Texans: Well we have our future quarterback in Deshaun Watson, and JJ Watt is looking scary. How we doin’? Script Writer: I have a surprise. How does an 11-5 season along with 6 pro bowlers including Deshaun Watson sound? Texans: Yes! Yes! This sounds like a blessing from the football gods! I can’t believe we actually have a chance to make a playoff run! Script Writer: Yeah uhh, don’t get too ahead of yourself. Texans: What? Script Writer: Well you guys lose 21-7 in the wild card. Texans: Against who?? Colts: Sup! Texans: Are you joking? Why the colts? That was uncalled for. But our future is bright, and I taste a Super Bowl! 2019 Texans: Well how are we this year? Script Writer: You guys have a great team, and that calls for a 10-6 record along with a wild card appearance. Texans: Gee thanks! It might be one less win than last year but I’m looking forward to the playoffs! Script Writer: I had the Bills taking a 16-0 lead and winning, but I’ll hook you up. You guys overcome a 16-0 lead, then kick a game winning field goal in OT. Texans: REALLY!? YESS! Thank you so much! I can finally be happy with a playoff win! How are we doing in the divisional round?! Script Writer: Uhhhh Texans: What? Something bad? Script Writer: Well you guys take a 24-0 lead against the Chiefs to start the game. Texans: I NEED TO GET MY AFC CHAMPIONSHIP PARTY READY!!! Script Writer: But then out of nowhere they start an improbable comeback, and blow you guys out 51-31. Chiefs: Yes! Texans: I want to burn Arrowhead stadium down. Let's just move on to next season 2020 Texans: Well I hated the way that last season ended, but can this year at least be good? Script Writer: No. It’s gonna be miserable. Texans: Your kidding? Script Writer: No. After an 0-4 start, the Texans trade Deandre Hopkins to the cardinals for an old running back. And after that Bill O’Brien gets fired. After all of this, you guys finish 4-12. Texans: I had 2 years of joy, and you had to ruin it. JUST GREAT. Script Writer: Well hey at least Deshaun Watson isn’t going anywhere, at least for now. 2021 Texans: Ok. We’re probably abysmal. How does it go? Script Writer: Ding ding ding! Your correct! Texans: Ugh…. Script Writer: Well you guys draft a Qb named Davis Mills, then your season doesn’t go well. And also Deshaun Watson doesn’t play a single snap so your new qb has to play. JJ Watt then signs with the Cardinals. All of this for a record of 4-13. Texans: I think it’s safe to say that we have been cursed. Script Writer: Maybe. Maybe not. Texans: Do we at least get anyone good in the draft? Script Writer: You get Derek Stingley Jr with the 3rd pick. Texans: Ok, not bad. 2022 Texans: Im already expecting a bad season so just quickly get this over with. Script Writer: Ok. First, Deshaun Watson officially gets traded to the Cleveland Browns and proceeds to sign a massive deal with them. Texans: Do we get a good return? Script Writer. Yeah. 3 first round picks. Texans: Oh wow. Thats neat. Something to be happy about. Script Writer: Anyway. Throughout the year you guys tank so that you can land the first pick. You guys finish with a 3-13-1 record, and a good thing is that you end the year with a victory over the Colts. Texans: Well I guess I’m glad we tanked especially considering we desperately need a qb. And the last win against the Colts is great! Script Writer: Yeah. Only thing is, the win against the Colts means you get the second pick. Texans: MOTHERFU- 2023 Texans: How’s the draft? Script Writer. Well you draft CJ Stroud with the second pick, but that’s not all. You then trade up for the 3rd pick and draft Will Anderson Jr to even further help your defense. Also not to mention, you guys get Tank Dell later in the draft. Texans: Oh wow! A good draft! Haven’t had that in a while. But even with Stroud and our rookies, we are probably still cursed. Script Writer: Well hold on. Although you guys start 0-2, CJ stroud becomes an absolute ace. He helps you guys win games. Texans: Really? That actually sounds so great! Script Writer: Yeah. Throughout the season you guys put the league on notice and eventually you guys are in the playoff discussion. Texans: YAY!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS! IM STARTING TO THINK THAT THE CURSE WILL BE LIFTED! CJ STROUD IS THE BEST!! And Bryce Young sucks! The panthers are such clowns! Script Writer: Yeah. Anyway the Texans play great, and Nico Collins has a breakout year. Texans: That sounds great! Script Writer: Well anyway. You guys start cruising through the season, and you guys finish the year 10-7 making the playoffs. Texans: It-It’s happened! THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED! WERE IN THE PLAYOFFS BABYYY!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS! CJ STROUD IS OUR GREATEST ROOKIE QB! Script Writer: Yeah, good for you guys. Well anyway you guys play the Browns who have Joe Flacco as their qb since Watson is out. Texans: Really? Something tells me that this game will be revenge against Watson. Script Writer: And it is! You guys annihilate the browns 45-14. CJ Stroud has an amazing game, and Joe Flacco throws 2 pick sixes in a row. Texans: I am trying so hard to hold in the 1 million pounds of joy that I have right now, BUT I CANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Script Writer: Ok you’re loud. Anyway you guys play the Ravens in the divisional round. And before you say anything, here’s the outcome. You lose 34-10. Sorry… Texans: Oh. Well that’s not the best outcome, but it’s ok! Script Writer: Really? Texans: Yeah! Our core is young, CJ stroud was playing like Brady out there, and we won a playoff game. Can’t wait for what next seasons beholds for us! Hope you guys enjoyed. Pls let me know since it took a while to type this comment.
Speaking as a Texans fan, I think you really did the season justice. I particularly appreciated the small things like wanting Courtland Finnegan punched in the face again. Well done!
the Strouds will remember this
Damn right, we will.
Yes we will
This comment wins the day!
The Strouds are most pleased
@@Justin-dx5ne for that type of season yeah but we hate lame-ar Jackson
"Dad what was CJ strouds rookie season like?"
"It was special"
"The stuff of Fantasy...no really! His Fantasy Stats were crazy for a Rookie!"
I wouldn't be surprised if in a few years he replaces Mahomes as the Tom Brady of the time
“Oh this season might hurt me huh”
Most relatable Houston feeling
From a story perspective, the scriptwriter standing up to The Strouds and taking his revenge would be glorious
“You can drive an hour in Houston, and still be an hour from Houston” - Most relatable Houston Feeling
@@SuperDuperHappyTime I'd say it's the knowing dread that settles in the pit of your stomach right before you pull up the 10-day weather forecast.
@@ImSchizoidMan Haven't we already suffered enough?
As a Lions fan...same....same. Honestly I'm hoping for a Lions vs Texans super bowl. Imagine saying that a few years ago lol
“How’s that for a happy ending” best line of all the reaction videos
Agreed! 😆
Not only did Deshaun not have a Happy Ending.... he lost his Chubb...
YES!! 😂😂🤣🤣
@brandonhallam51 Ok, man, that's too far. You can make fun of Watson but Chubb is just unnecessary.
@@brandonhallam51 lmaooooooooooo I'm Dead BRO XD
"How's that for a happy ending?!"
So Tom chose violence with this. Lol
Chaotic good my arse
No, the Strouds chose violence, he represented us well.
Strouds will stay strong. Strouds will get their revenge. And then they will haunt the nfl until the writer changes the story
Scriptwriter? Nah, Stroudwriter!
"So say the Stroud's"
@@therandommusingsofred2340 Amen and a "rejoice" to that!
The scriptwriter he hath chosen The Strouds as the new pa+ma tricks+home as THE NEXT STAGED+RIGGED+SCRIPTED GOAT BRADY+MAHOMES 🤷♂️
After all this time…From the depression of 2020…
We’re back.
"How's that for a happy ending?!?!!" I'm literally crying from repressed laughter as I watched this at a WingStop!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Houston needs to build a statue of Lovie Smith.
Fr
As well as Chicago
And Indy as well.
Nope, just another bridge. Houston was meant to be relevant, and now they are a contender once again! We have JJ Watt and Andre to build statues for. Later will come, DHop. Here is to making H-town great again!
No lie
The Strouds Are Pleased With This Season 😤
Remember everyone, don't say bad things about Strouds or your car will explode into pieces.
But I need my car to explode for the sake of my insurance 🧐
It's good to see that the moon finally recovered.
@@qwilliams1539 for now. Next is Phobos and Titan
@@matthewfairchild3846 The Strouds will explode that car as well. No one messes with The Strouds.
Strouds have Irish ancestry confirmed
That ending was so accurate..."I'm Excited, I'm Confident, but this season might really hurt me"
You Nailed it!
Also no Super Bowl Expectation, just hope we me make an AFC Championship.
The Strouds has the best glow up of the season. They are my favorite team in Texas
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me". - The Strouds
I still love the way Tom pronounces Houston.
Makes it sound like he's saying Youston.
As a Houstonian myself, its accurate lmfao.
That Texans-Buccaneers game was one of the best games I've ever been to. It was an absolute roller coaster of emotions.
There's a lot of hype coming into this season, but I just hope DeMeco can keep everyone prepared and level-headed. There's no surprising other teams now.
As a Niners fan, I experienced actual joy seeing Demeco Ryans succeed and Texans fans get some long awaited success. Congrats, y'all!
Same
boo i like the cowboys
Lovie smith Texans legend😭🙏🏻
As a Texans fan I love listening to the song “Dupe - Kontrolla” 😅😅
Incoming Laughter/Scorn at David Tepper
As a Houston baby…I have a soft spot for the Texans. So I’m so happy they did so well this year!! Hoping they keep it up next year because it’s been so much fun watching them this year!!
The Strouds
@@SuperThundercrashwhat you said 😂
Cj stroud with the kardashians line was sneakily one of the best Tom grossi lines of all time lmao
As a Texans fan, I still felt secondhand accomplishment when Tom was celebrating the Browns win. LG H-TOWN!!!
Bro didn't write the title as " A Texans/Stroud fan reaction to the 2023-2024 season". 😂
Oof, that might cost him a car or two..
For real
That would have been PERFECT!!
Strouds assemble😂
"Oh I thought you were going to get four wins, oh I thought you would only get four RIGHT THERE🖕"😂😂😂😂😂
This Texans fan is pleased lol Worth the wait Tom
“I love football again” perfect way to sum up H Town right now 😎
Detroit too. It's so much fun to have a good team to root for. 🎉
@@heavymetalmusichead4969Not for us Denver fans. Pain, so much pain.
@@romonrivera9977😂
7:29 Tom catching himself before he goes full Scooter :D
Finally, the STROUDS!!!😂
“YOU JUST GOT CASE KEENUM’D!”
The strouds are pleased. You may have your moon back.
He might just get a crescent
C.J. Gru
8 minutes??? Oh yeah, we’re back.
HOWS THAT FOR A HAPPY ENDING 😂😂😂
"A lot has happened." Tom Grossi. I'm quoting this many times this week.
i love how Tom exhibits genuine human emotion as each teams fans. it's so wholesome.
Lovie Smith’s final fuck you to the Bears has had long lasting effects on the NFL
I've been waiting all year for the strouds🔥
Been waiting for this one🔥
Same I'm so happy ive been asking for it for 2-3 weeks
first time in a long time ive genuinely been excited as a Texans fan
As a Texans fan, I have been waiting for this for this video for a while. It was worth the wait. Thank you Tom for another masterpiece
“Hows that for a happy ending!” Elite screenwriting!
Texans vs Lions Super Bowl this year? Let’s do it.
“HOWS THAT FOR A HAPPY ENDING” 😂
Been a houston fan for 20 years. This is the most excited ive ever been for a new season. We finally on the map again boys.
Take that, Bill O'Hack! The Texans are BACK BABY!!!!!
I’m sure the Strouds are content with this past season
I've been a Texans fan since 2011 (I lived in Houston then). This is the most excited I have ever been
This entire video was glorious. Thanks for this bro. 😂
been waiting for this
Finally the Texan vid
When Tom moves, he'll need to have that talk with all the neighbors not to call the cops on him while he's shouting at all hours of the day 😂
How's that for a happy ending?
Wait what? Oh SNAP!
Just beautiful. Go Tom Go!
4 wins!?... 4 wins!?... RIGHT HERE!!!... That quote could very well be one of the classic rants of all time, Grossi... I immediately thought of Jim Mora's "PLAYOFFS??!!... ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!... PLAYOFFS??!!"...And Denny Green's "THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!... IF YOU WANT TO CROWN THEIR A**, THEN CROWN THEM!!!"... True emotion from the heart
I just realized that these are the last videos from each team recorded on this couch with this background...
The Strouds don't care about the test scores.
well done, sir!
the part about almost sounding like the other texas football team...chef's kiss!
The Strouds are pleased by this acceptable offering for our Lord and Savior CJ Stroud.
And in the words of Elijah, "REJOICE!"
The congregation has come back!
@@qwilliams1539 Rejoice, congregants, for we have returned to the light! Thanks be to CJ Stroud!
JESUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
JESUS IS THE ONLY GOD
JESUS IS KING
i am just glad DeMeco Ryans is a great coach, i remember him at Alabama was basically one of our best players.
That was... scarily accurate.. to my entire season
Same here
It's like Tom had a window to my living room this past season ha ha! None of this was wrong.
.
7:18. And yes, we love the fact that we went deeper into the playoffs than our rivals in North Texas. And we are very aware that becoming them would be the worst thing on the face of this planet.
What A wonderful Feeling, I'm happy Again!- Texans Fans
I'm glad to see the Texans Happy❤
I'm surprised that Tom didn't use The Strouds joke once in this video.
The Strouds vs the Scriptwriter is probably my favorite rivalry in football rn. From a Colts fan.
I work at Nrg Stadium and yesterday we had training camp and a meet and greet. The high energy and enthusiasm is sky high. I wish them the best. Let's go Texans!
I love stroud
I have to say time you do an awesome job with these fan reactions I mean you embody the the true essence of a fan no matter which one you do it's amazing to see it
I’m concerned for Tom’s life this season, lmao.
As a Texans fan I’m here to say… finally!
I had to run it back 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I totally didn't mention the "Also can we punch courin finigan in the face again, I love seeing that" that was a classic from now til forever... greatest ever on that one @tomgrossicomedy
The celebration after the Wild Card was absolute gold! It's nice to have an off screen celebration instead of a wake of devastation after a loss.
Let's go H Town
Grossi is an absolute genius. To get in character pf different teams and nail it every time is a lot of work. I am truly impressed.
The Strouds reaction is here! Rejoice!
You are getting so much better at this
The passion
The commentary
The humor
You are pretty smart
The happy ending bar🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿
That last phrase Hits Hard! I rather be without any expectations and get disappointed. I am so exited beyond belief and I pray we can win the superbowl within the next 3 years.
This was maybe the best year to be a Texans fan in a really long time holy crap
Love seeing that JJ Watt jersey! He was one of the greatest people to set foot on the gridiron
Love this, man! Props from H-Town! 🤘
Everytime Tom got up off the couch, I expected him to return in the Strouds Jersey, but no. Well played Tom, well played....
I can’t believe my team turned it around let’s go Texans!!!!
I can't believe with a little bit of free agents and a good draft, the Texans managed to rebuild the team in one season by becoming a playoff team and won the division. I'm happy for them🎉🎉🎉🎉
1:04 is exactly how I felt when that happened and I even told that to my fantasy football group
Also, this is surprisingly accurate. Basically summed up my emotions last year
For Week 16 I think you meant Case Keenum. As soon as Mills came in, he did good for the minutes he was given. The clear backup until next season
As a texans fan, this is 100% true
Oh Tom I have been waiting for this video and it was worth the wait, I haven’t laughed so hard in so long. I was so proud to be a Texans fan this year after all the crap in the past and boy you delivered on this. This video was literally my life the last 15 months. You’re the best, I fell off my chair laughing 🫶🏻😎
I can only say nice things about this fan reaction. Mainly thanks to you and my newfound fear of the Strouds 😂
THANK YOU!! I’ve been waiting a long time for this!!!!!
LOVE MY TEXANS!!!
Also, it’s amazing how Nick Ceserio has been hiding in the corners of the rooms at New England and nobody knew until Cal McNair hired him.
Texans and Packers really be having similar runs. Which is why watching them battle it out next season will be a great game... i hope
I find this hilarious. I work at NRG Stadium where the Texans play and this video sounded just like everyone here last year on the week to week basis. I swear to God when we won against Cleveland in the playoffs I heard one of our press guys say, "damn he had to watch from the sidelines" and the guy he was talking to said, "how's that for a 'happy ending'". I'm crying laughing right now.
As a Strouds fan, can confirm that reaction to the browns playoff win
“How’s that for a happy ending?!”🤣
As a Browns fan, I approve. Even I was silently rooting for the Strouds..
I have the last few Texans seasons scripted for everyone, so enjoy :)
2018
Texans: Well we have our future quarterback in Deshaun Watson, and JJ Watt is looking scary. How we doin’?
Script Writer: I have a surprise. How does an 11-5 season along with 6 pro bowlers including Deshaun Watson sound?
Texans: Yes! Yes! This sounds like a blessing from the football gods! I can’t believe we actually have a chance to make a playoff run!
Script Writer: Yeah uhh, don’t get too ahead of yourself.
Texans: What?
Script Writer: Well you guys lose 21-7 in the wild card.
Texans: Against who??
Colts: Sup!
Texans: Are you joking? Why the colts? That was uncalled for. But our future is bright, and I taste a Super Bowl!
2019
Texans: Well how are we this year?
Script Writer: You guys have a great team, and that calls for a 10-6 record along with a wild card appearance.
Texans: Gee thanks! It might be one less win than last year but I’m looking forward to the playoffs!
Script Writer: I had the Bills taking a 16-0 lead and winning, but I’ll hook you up. You guys overcome a 16-0 lead, then kick a game winning field goal in OT.
Texans: REALLY!? YESS! Thank you so much! I can finally be happy with a playoff win! How are we doing in the divisional round?!
Script Writer: Uhhhh
Texans: What? Something bad?
Script Writer: Well you guys take a 24-0 lead against the Chiefs to start the game.
Texans: I NEED TO GET MY AFC CHAMPIONSHIP PARTY READY!!!
Script Writer: But then out of nowhere they start an improbable comeback, and blow you guys out 51-31.
Chiefs: Yes!
Texans: I want to burn Arrowhead stadium down. Let's just move on to next season
2020
Texans: Well I hated the way that last season ended, but can this year at least be good?
Script Writer: No. It’s gonna be miserable.
Texans: Your kidding?
Script Writer: No. After an 0-4 start, the Texans trade Deandre Hopkins to the cardinals for an old running back. And after that Bill O’Brien gets fired. After all of this, you guys finish 4-12.
Texans: I had 2 years of joy, and you had to ruin it. JUST GREAT.
Script Writer: Well hey at least Deshaun Watson isn’t going anywhere, at least for now.
2021
Texans: Ok. We’re probably abysmal. How does it go?
Script Writer: Ding ding ding! Your correct!
Texans: Ugh….
Script Writer: Well you guys draft a Qb named Davis Mills, then your season doesn’t go well. And also Deshaun Watson doesn’t play a single snap so your new qb has to play. JJ Watt then signs with the Cardinals. All of this for a record of 4-13.
Texans: I think it’s safe to say that we have been cursed.
Script Writer: Maybe. Maybe not.
Texans: Do we at least get anyone good in the draft?
Script Writer: You get Derek Stingley Jr with the 3rd pick.
Texans: Ok, not bad.
2022
Texans: Im already expecting a bad season so just quickly get this over with.
Script Writer: Ok. First, Deshaun Watson officially gets traded to the Cleveland Browns and proceeds to sign a massive deal with them.
Texans: Do we get a good return?
Script Writer. Yeah. 3 first round picks.
Texans: Oh wow. Thats neat. Something to be happy about.
Script Writer: Anyway. Throughout the year you guys tank so that you can land the first pick. You guys finish with a 3-13-1 record, and a good thing is that you end the year with a victory over the Colts.
Texans: Well I guess I’m glad we tanked especially considering we desperately need a qb. And the last win against the Colts is great!
Script Writer: Yeah. Only thing is, the win against the Colts means you get the second pick.
Texans: MOTHERFU-
2023
Texans: How’s the draft?
Script Writer. Well you draft CJ Stroud with the second pick, but that’s not all. You then trade up for the 3rd pick and draft Will Anderson Jr to even further help your defense. Also not to mention, you guys get Tank Dell later in the draft.
Texans: Oh wow! A good draft! Haven’t had that in a while. But even with Stroud and our rookies, we are probably still cursed.
Script Writer: Well hold on. Although you guys start 0-2, CJ stroud becomes an absolute ace. He helps you guys win games.
Texans: Really? That actually sounds so great!
Script Writer: Yeah. Throughout the season you guys put the league on notice and eventually you guys are in the playoff discussion.
Texans: YAY!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS! IM STARTING TO THINK THAT THE CURSE WILL BE LIFTED! CJ STROUD IS THE BEST!! And Bryce Young sucks! The panthers are such clowns!
Script Writer: Yeah. Anyway the Texans play great, and Nico Collins has a breakout year.
Texans: That sounds great!
Script Writer: Well anyway. You guys start cruising through the season, and you guys finish the year 10-7 making the playoffs.
Texans: It-It’s happened! THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED! WERE IN THE PLAYOFFS BABYYY!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS! CJ STROUD IS OUR GREATEST ROOKIE QB!
Script Writer: Yeah, good for you guys. Well anyway you guys play the Browns who have Joe Flacco as their qb since Watson is out.
Texans: Really? Something tells me that this game will be revenge against Watson.
Script Writer: And it is! You guys annihilate the browns 45-14. CJ Stroud has an amazing game, and Joe Flacco throws 2 pick sixes in a row.
Texans: I am trying so hard to hold in the 1 million pounds of joy that I have right now, BUT I CANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Script Writer: Ok you’re loud. Anyway you guys play the Ravens in the divisional round. And before you say anything, here’s the outcome. You lose 34-10. Sorry…
Texans: Oh. Well that’s not the best outcome, but it’s ok!
Script Writer: Really?
Texans: Yeah! Our core is young, CJ stroud was playing like Brady out there, and we won a playoff game. Can’t wait for what next seasons beholds for us!
Hope you guys enjoyed. Pls let me know since it took a while to type this comment.
Speaking as a Texans fan, I think you really did the season justice. I particularly appreciated the small things like wanting Courtland Finnegan punched in the face again. Well done!
I’ve waited so long for this video. The Strouds are please. Go Texans
best one of these you have done so far - thanks for the laughs
Been waiting for this !!! Thank you Tom !!!