Ylvis - Bård Ylvisaker @ "Roast"

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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
  • Aired in spring 2011 Copyright © TVNorge
    Upload by Vib. Translated by Katarina H. English revising by Katie Anderson. Subs by Julia B.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 47

  • @nichtswiezuvor
    @nichtswiezuvor 11 років тому +24

    yes, please show us, what the others said to bard :)

  • @felopeeontube
    @felopeeontube 11 років тому +13

    Hahaha wow I think Bård might be the one with the huge balls here.

  • @crystalDM96
    @crystalDM96 11 років тому +14

    Anyone else notice something strange about the format of the comment page? We can't like comments any more and there are no top comments O.o

    • @talkingbowl
      @talkingbowl 10 років тому +1

      Yeah, that would be Google+ fucking up. Way to go Sergey Brin.

  • @talkingbowl
    @talkingbowl 10 років тому +4

    Wow. Boy's got a definite mean streak.

  • @Charliemissen
    @Charliemissen 11 років тому +7

    I really want to hear what people say to Bård if he sits among the other roasters!

  • @joyeful
    @joyeful 10 років тому +2

    ZING - wow, he's sharp! I love it LOL

  • @MertBert
    @MertBert Рік тому +1

    Hello 360p my old friend

  • @rahilashah71
    @rahilashah71 11 років тому

    Omg I saw this yesterday abd I swear I was going to ask you to sub this today!! Thanks so much haha

  • @hamatoJade
    @hamatoJade 11 років тому

    woaahhh some of them are hard... but I LOVE how he delivers xD

  • @redblood1864
    @redblood1864 10 років тому +2

    I fucking love Bård

    • @talkingbowl
      @talkingbowl 10 років тому

      Did you love it when he dropped the N-bomb on Jonna?

  • @MonaLisa_Ylvis
    @MonaLisa_Ylvis 10 років тому +5

    I think Bård is great here, and I would really like to know how the other guys roasted him. That aside, I think you left out a little, but significant part in the text. It's the line with Harald Eia where it should be (large letters): "You asked me before I entered the stage not to make jokes about your young girlfriend, AND I WILL, because she is at a very vulnerable age and a lot is happening to her body right now." :)

    • @fjoo
      @fjoo 10 років тому +1

      He left those words out, probably because it would be confusing in English to write exactly what he says. - He is asked NOT to speak about the girlfriend and he says "I WILL", with the meaning that he will agree not to speak of her. (That is grammatically incorrect) But then he goes ahead and does it anyway as a joke "accidentally" on purpose. - It's confusing grammatically, and only works because of his tone of voice in Norwegian.
      If translated with the accurate meaning and joke the subs should be:
      "You asked me before I entered the stage not to make jokes about your young girlfriend, and I won't, because she is at a very vulnerable age... "

    • @MonaLisa_Ylvis
      @MonaLisa_Ylvis 10 років тому

      You can use both, but the point here is not what is grammatically the most correct of the two, it is to highlight what Bård actually said. I don't think it confuses anyone, and I believe you underestimate our english-speaking friends. Btw, "He" didn't leave those words out, "she" did.

    • @fjoo
      @fjoo 10 років тому

      I happen to be English, but that's not really important.
      If you use "I will" the problem is moved to another place in the sentence. - Then the word "not" needs to be changed to "refrain" as the translation for "la være".
      "..asked to not.." needs the answer "..I will not.."
      "..asked to refrain from.." can have the answer "..I will.." which implies "..I will refrain from..".
      Yes, 'she', sorry about that.
      Edited: I wrote it very messy.

    • @MonaLisa_Ylvis
      @MonaLisa_Ylvis 10 років тому

      You're right, it's not important, and it doesn't make any difference. My point is still the same. But hey, I'd love to hear other peoples opinion on this subject. So whoever you are...bring it on!;)

  • @itstempted4510
    @itstempted4510 11 років тому

    awesome

  • @LuvBugBlaqkHart
    @LuvBugBlaqkHart 11 років тому +3

    lol this was nice compared to the roasts we have over in the US!

    • @MouseGuardian
      @MouseGuardian 10 років тому

      Nice as in pleasant and not that hard core or nice as in good?

    • @talkingbowl
      @talkingbowl 10 років тому +1

      I don't know, I don't think you could get away with calling someone a "full and unpleasant Negro" in America. We don't tend to think thinly veiled racism is very funny.

    • @LuvBugBlaqkHart
      @LuvBugBlaqkHart 10 років тому +1

      talkingbowl have you ever watched any of the comedy central roasts...?!

    • @LuvBugBlaqkHart
      @LuvBugBlaqkHart 10 років тому

      talkingbowl p.s. I'm also from the US and I'm not saying I find racism funny. I don't think you can collectively speak for your country though... I know a lot of people that find racist jokes hilarious but like I said I'm not one of them. I was just commenting on the fact that over here in the states comedy roasts are vicious.

    • @MouseGuardian
      @MouseGuardian 10 років тому +3

      Racism isn`t funny. Making fun of racism is! Norway doesn`t have a history that makes norwegians and norwegian culture all that sensetive to racism. Americans are more sensetive to racism, especially against blacks because of the nations history, but other groups might be more accepted to joke about. And minorities has a bigger accept for making fun of the majority, that is "allowed". A black standup comedian can make fun of whites and others because of history and how that has shaped the culture. In Norway, blacks have never been slaves or segregated. --In Norway we can fuck with eachother because we know we are all equal!-- Also, it is the "bad taste" factor that makes it funny! Racist jokes are only funny if everyone understands that it is funny because it is so ugly and in bad taste and that noone actually means it. The moment someone tells a racist joke or any kind of bad taste joke because they actually mean it and are not making fun of the bad taste, "the ugly" or just the shock value of the joke, then it stops being funny!

  • @maur0127
    @maur0127 10 років тому +5

    To those of you who thought he was really mean - I have seen some of the other roasts, and he was no more or less mean than the rest. Possibly less, and possibly funnier. Definitely funnier than some.

  • @MaayanRofe
    @MaayanRofe 11 років тому +3

    Somehow I doubt he'll be invited to the "Roast" again after this.

  • @dollybentley4029
    @dollybentley4029 11 років тому

    Awww xx

  • @Erc888
    @Erc888 11 років тому

    Roasts are rough! Check out "Joan Rivers Gilbert Gottfried roast uncensored".

  • @thaovp
    @thaovp 11 років тому +18

    Norwegians are so comfortable with racism joke

    • @MouseGuardian
      @MouseGuardian 10 років тому +17

      Because we know we are all equal and we don`t have a history that makes us sensitive to racism! We can fuck with eachother because we know we are equal:)

    • @thaovp
      @thaovp 10 років тому +3

      Ninjazombie42 hell yeah, love that spirit!!!!

    • @talkingbowl
      @talkingbowl 10 років тому

      A little too comfortable, sometimes.

    • @linajurgensen4698
      @linajurgensen4698 5 років тому

      Yes in Germany too... but political correctness ruins a lot of things.

    • @linajurgensen4698
      @linajurgensen4698 5 років тому +1

      talkingbowl don’t talk bullshit.

  • @magdalol8415
    @magdalol8415 3 роки тому

    English subtitles please 😋

  • @giorgiahemmings9327
    @giorgiahemmings9327 10 років тому +2

    HE HAS A DAUGHTER???? O.O

  • @s27945
    @s27945 11 років тому +1

    我好渺小。 而且常常怕。

  • @aldooc
    @aldooc 11 років тому

    @crystalDM96 The firsts comments you see are the 'top comments'. Those are the old youtube comments, they're changing to the new google+ comments. Don't worry, you'll be able to like and see the top comments on the new system. (Sorry, you're not allowing to respond directly...)

  • @horselover9158
    @horselover9158 11 років тому

    auch.... they dont look happy! :O