Trump Claims Mysterious Document Will Clear His Name
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- Опубліковано 6 лис 2023
- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, November 7, before Late Night writer Amber Ruffin recaps what's happening in pop culture news.
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Was the document Trump wanted to show the judge a little orange card from Monopoly?
Oh yeah!
Reverse card from UNO
"From -my- Donald's father,
Donald is not feeling well so he has to go home early, otherwise he might get sick and die like -his- -father- I mean me. And please find him not -gulty- -responsible- well just make sure he doesn't get in trouble.
Thanks
-Donald- -J- -Trump-
Fred Trump
Ps I am not dead, don't believe anyone who says that I am."
Media report it was the disclaimer - the wording lawyers see as meant to cover honest valuers assessments differing by a few percent, 10% being unusual, which he tries to stretch to cover over 30%.
@@KonradvonHotzendorf He was so close to assembling Exodia!
Well done Kentucky! Andy Beshear won!
Imagine having a document that supposedly clears your name and not giving it to your lawyers so it could be entered into evidence.
It was just a picture of a butt.
Given how Trump is an utter failure at submitting evidence for _anything_ he claims, this is par for the course.
Because it's just going to be the section of the contract with his accountants showing the "disclaimer" he keeps saying is going to exonerate him. Even though the judge has said multiple times now that isn't valid.
Just a propaganda. Clip for Faux rag mag. He is full of 💩
He really expects us to believe it's real and not a blank piece of paper. His supporters of course do believe it.
I feel compelled, once again, to point out how much it annoys me when somebody says "Boebert was 'felt up' at a Beetlejuice Musical." because it makes it seem one-sided, like she was some passive party that just so happened to fall in the way of some wandering hands. That woman was going 'hog wild' on her date, not getting felt up.
And yet somehow the Repubs can hold onto the veneer of being the party of family values when they set the example of this behavior being OK to their children and grandchildren. Boebert never graduated high school and now she is taking out her lack of what is considered standard formative experiences in this country out on us all.
"Donald Trump testified yesterday " - no he didn't. He "testilied." 🤣
He was 'Testiculating.'
As in he was talking Bollocks.
Oooh testilied is funny 👍
Is there even such a word ?
@@pietrojenkins6901
There is now 😂
And it's just as valid a word as "political lawfare"
What’s the difference between Trump and Jim Jones?…Trump makes you pay for the kool aid!
Nice.
And it isn't Kool Aid...it is just colored piss and when you complain that you didn't die he tells you that its because the angels are all against him/you.
Laughed so hard I snorted and startled the dog! 😂
eew, sick
And somehow, he never delivers it... but it's the best, trust him...
We missed you, Amber!❤
“Amber Says WHAT?” Is back!!! Love her. Best recap of the last few months insanity ever.
"i am a child, a sexy little child"
Now Amber got me saying "what?"
I dont like this anymore 😂
Me too. 🫢 How did multiple writers give that a thumbs up?
@@kimberlycronen3998 No idea but I was definitely not expecting it lol
Talk about something being in bad taste...
The piece of paper was really a Big Mac wrapper.
I had to look it up: Amber Ruffin wrote an updated version of The Wiz, now on Broadway.
It's funny how Trump always has a wrinkled piece of paper with scribble on it that somehow can clear his name from any & all accusations.
It just says
"Marshall Law"
Monopoly’s ’Get Out Of Jail ‘ card isn’t real, somebody should tell him….or, maybe not.
Yes: He's pulled papers out before, hasn't he. They turned out to be a Denny's menu or Ivanka's size chart or something.
It was a Harry Potter spell: believemeahhmousse et dismissicus caseicus et doyou validateus parkingeth
A note from his momma why he didn't do his homework 50 years ago.
The first time Ivanka was invited to anything in NYC in 8 years.
Things could get sketchy the more desperate his situation gets. There are people out there who think he's worth going to prison for, don't forget. Be vigilant.
Dude the domestic terrorist Ashli Babbitt thought he was worth _dying_ for.
Dude he’s going to get elected if he isn’t removed from the running
@Hawk7886 yes, we remember. Very sad. Her father said he didn't know why she liked him so much. She had emotional problems. I don't understand why you brought that up.
Pfft, they don't have the balls. They think the second amendment only applies to them. They don't seem to understand that people who enjoy their freedoms would rather die than have them taken away at gunpoint by fascists. As soon as they see liberals choosing to also exercise their second amendment rights, they will realise the full gravity of all their mistakes in life.
And I sure hope those people go to prison.
Amber Ruffin is the most likable person on the planet
Finding out she writes Broadway musicals was like “What?!”
OKAY--Amber's got it!!! Love Seth but Amber cracked me up.
That piece of paper had the writing saying "il pay you 10 mil to let me off" 😂😂😂😂😂
“This will totally exonerate be.. But we didn’t want to enter it into evidence!”
Even better - it IS in evidence, and the judge already ruled it doesn’t say that. When trump continued to insist it cleared him the judge was like - if you’d like to know my opinion on the clause you’re discussing you can reread the opinion from summary judgement - or read it for the first time. BURNNNN
It was probably a love note with a $100 bill stapled to it. Yes, I'm sure Trump would actually try something that crazy at this point.
Agree with all of Amber's questions regarding random baby #1, as it is probably known to the FBI, or whatever federal agency is _hopefully_ investigating _"why the baby George?"_ because it is genuinely weird, and that's an understatement. 😂
The baby is the child of one of his office staffers, or so the coverage I saw the first day. Why he didn't just say that is beyond me. His actual answer was just creepy!
@@bjdefilippo447No matter which way ya look at it, him saying 'not yet' in that situation looks soooooo bad. What could he have possibly gained from saying that? If the baby DOES belong to one of his staff, is he saying he's gonna marry the staffer? Or is he saying he's gonna get the baby taken from the staffer by CPS so he can swoop in and adopt it? Was it an attempted kidnapping that didn't work because he's so overly-observed nowadays that he can't get away with his crimes? Even as a 'joke', it falls flat. There is no good that can come from saying 'not yet' like that.
So Trump is now referring to the Constitution as a "mysterious document"? Yeah that makes sense - he's certainly never seen a copy before today.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
James Madison works in mysterious ways 🤣
Sounds like the sort of stunt Peter Griffin would pull on “Family Guy.”
He probably misheard the Declaration of Independence as the Declaration of Dumb Defendants.
biden cant see, think or hardly breathe and yet is sill the leader of the most corrupt family
That's not the 1st time trump pulled a letter out of his pocket, claiming it was something amazing. He did that several times between 2016 and 2020. Didn't work then either!
Joe McCarthy used to do that too.
I remember that 😂 what a loser
@@ayungclas Lyndon Johnson was quite fond of pulling something out of his pocket as well.
@@danielgehring7437 LOL!
his "pocket" was not what he pulled it out of....
If it's anything like his healthcare plan, we'll see it "in 2 weeks."
Still waiting on that healthcare plan, by the way.
And his tax returns, as soon as those 'clear the IRS.'
Trump temporal time dilation.
2 weeks feels like 2 decades.
He's a Euclid-class SCP
I remember that republicans tried to eliminate the Affordable Care Act during Covid with NO REPLACEMENT! They are actively trying to dismantle Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security and raise the retirement age!
Don't forget the billing invoice for Mexico that was never sent
0:45 He pulled that piece of paper out knowing full well the judge wouldn’t let he read it, so that at a later date he can say ‘I was going to show the court evidence that would clear my name but they didn’t want to see it’ ‘so that proves it’s a rigged’.
💯
Happy news here from Kentucky: we re-elected Beshear as governor!🎉🎉🎉
The only document that will clear his name is his death certificate.
The daily marijuana usage joke had me spitting out my coffee.
Yep, that's another symptom of daily use!
Did the creamer have THC?
What happened to Amber’s show??? I miss it! It was so good!
Amber is always a delight whenever she's on and you can tell she's having a ball.
Thank You Seth & Late Night Crew for making me laugh when I just want to curl up and cry…
I hope things get better for you, ma'am.
Don't let this old world get you down, ma'am, and whatever you're going through, I hope with all my heart that you hold strong and pull through. Things can change in no time, and feelings are at the top of the list of things that do.
Praying for you 🙏
Much love and strength your way
❤️⚡️
Hang in there - things always get better. Always.
Amber Rocks!! That was soooo good 😂!
I missed Amber! Been waiting for her since the end of the strike.
Let’s Go early crew.
Ayo
Nope, jk😂
Unless I'm mistaken, the 'mystery document' was a disclaimer clause in some of the paperwork. He's been desperate to cling to it. The judge already has seen it and ruled against it.
The disclaimer says that others might find different conclusions than what is reported. It sounds like the sketchiest waiver in the history of waivers. For a comparison:
Like going to skydiving and they nake you sign a form that says the company is not responsible for your death no matter what events occur on the airplane. And then they try to use that to defend themselves when they intentionally removed the parachute from your bag.
I honestly would have loved to see that get denied after he went through all the effort of reading it. Maybe it will help drive the point home for once, but at this point it's doubtful.
He also can't claim "oh......I didn't _really_ mean what I said" after he submitted his tax declarations and loan applications.
It wasn't the secret self-pardon?
directly from the people that push the Russian collusion for years !
I mean you file valuations with your bank and you can appeal a valuation from tax assessors, but it's still you telling them what they should believe and if those numbers aren't the same that you gave out then you're lying to someone the bank or tax assessors and either can be illegal.
I have so many questions about that George Santos thing. Did George Santos strike some kind of Rumpelstiltzkinesque deal with a woman, claiming he could spin straw into gold and then run away with the baby when he couldn't? Did he dress up as a police drop box for unwanted babies and then take off? Did he form a fake adoption agency and take the first baby given to him?
Maybe he did a GoFundMe to help get a lady's adoption papers put through and at the last minute just took the money and got his own baby.
Based on what has been going on so far.... all of the above!
I love and have missed Amber’s energy!
The piece of paper in Trump's pocket that he says will clear his name is from Eric Trump.
It says, in crayon - ''My Daddy didn't do nuthin rong.''
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It said nuttin wong!!!😂😂😂
...and added with a paper clip, a Monopoly get-out-of-jail card... 😊
The Trump variation on "a letter from Epstein's mother"
Or it's a document with "NOT" added in Sharpie -- "Let's NOT commit this fraud".
He would like to show the document, but he can't because it's under audit
I love Amber so much - wonderful to see her segment still running!! Never stop it!!
Okay Amber got me going at the end. 🤣
These are the best part of my day!
This "document" must be stapled to Trump's healthcare plan.
And here I thought that was toilet paper stuck to his shoe
Well, we only have to wait two weeks to see it 😂.
It'll be ready in two weeks!
Lol yes we still waiting for it 😂
Or stapled to trumps infrastructure plan. Or voter fraud proof...
Nice to see Amber again, I missed having her onscreen. What's the deal with her show? Can we have that back too?
That joke about Spotify is spot on! An investigation into Spotify showed that only Drake is able to make a decent living on Spotify.
AMBER SAYS WHAT!!!🎉❤😂 I heard Amber spill about researching for this on her podcast with her sister, "The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show" and I literally yelled when Seth announced her tonight❤ I want The Amber Ruffin Show back, too
Surprised she didn't promote her pod after Seth plugged his lol
My 1st time seeing this segment. I didn't care much for it.
Some are better than others
@@cindyd2963that's okay, she'll get over it
I yelled too. ❤
Been talking to the pillow guy I bet, he was always about to release some non existant bombshell.
I LOVE "amber says what ?" more Amber please !
I love Seth Meyers, but I sure did miss Amber Ruffin. Great job.😂
YAYYY AMBER!!! I missed her energy on latenight so much. She’s just so sunshiny, while swinging a baby around her head like a helicopter. 🤣😭 + I knew she was talented but wooww I had no idea about her writing for “Some Like It Hot” -on Broadway! 🤩🙌🏾🎉❤️
I'd rather listen to Seth's take on the news before reading the real news.
Me too....
I am the same way Seth has a way of saying things that go well.
"real news"
Same 🤭
Seth is real news!
Trump wouldn't be able to clear his name with the biggest roll of Charmin
Thanks Late Night crew 🙂
Congratulations Amber 🎉
Are these shows going to tour in the South - as in the Real South, the Southern Hemisphere?
Aotearoa and Australia needs your creations 🙏
Need the amber ruffin show back
Finally I laughed out loud. Great job to the writers
None of it hit for me. It usually doesn't I don't get how this show is still a thing. Should be WAY funnier with all the fuctup stuff going on.
@@UberLummoxit's literally the only funny late night show. It has real wit. If you don't like Kiki humor and want something in your face and corny this isn't it
If this segment is the only thing you laugh at then this show probably isn't for you. This is the one time when it gets more corny in your face. This show is more witty and requires thinking and this is literally one of the worst running segments. Maybe you should be watching Jimmy Fallon. God that's terrible
Ehehehehehehehehehehe
sounds like hes a jimmy Faillon fan 🤣@@chrisbarry9345
Wouldn't his fake birth certificate claim that his name is John Barron?
Trump as 'John barron' is my favorite of his ridiculous history
That is incredible and i didn't know it before.
@@klutterkicker Don't feel bad. No mere mortal can keep up with all of Trump's lies.
CORRECTION: Beyonce would not order a bottle of Cristal, because her husband, Jay-Z, boycotted the company due to racist comments made by its owner back in the early 2000s
Amber Says What made my day!🤣
We do Love Amber!!❤
In Trump's ongoing saga of bad lawyers, someone thought he could just bring a document into court and use it as evidence without submitting it beforehand. Even I know he can't do that, and my law education is watching Legal Eagle occasionally.
To be fair, Legal Eagle does a good job of helping us understand legal stuff.
Also, if you watched Legal Eagle once, you are more qualified than a Trump lawyer.
@@mikebronicki8264 Excellent point! 😆
Maybe he watched someone play Phoenix Wright and thought "hey, I could do that!"
Can we please have the Amber Ruffin Show back? She's the best.
Don’t mind me. Just bumping this necessary ask ^_^
You’re joking…loud unfunny cliche takes on current events. Her voice is poison.
@@AK-hw9ijis that a Bel Bib DeVoe Thanksgiving parade appearance joke?
i thought she was funny
@@AK-hw9ij She might be funnier if she stopped shouting. At that volume I found it very grating to listen to her and almost stopped watching.
DJT and his executives all qualify as 3-star Michelin chefs given their expertise in “cooking the books”.
Amber should do an "Amber Says What" segment featuring Lil' John.
Edit: Seth, call him up and ask. I bet he'll say, "Okaaaaay!!!"
That was my favorite "Amber Says What?" yet.
Amber is an absolute national treasure!!
There is no way to "clear your name" from you saying an asset has 2 different values on 2 different financial declarations.
Elon Musk's brain implant company is looking for human test subjects?? How terrifying is that???
And comical in its own way!
It's called natural selection.
We should trust him completely. It's not like he has a track record of putting profits ahead of human lives. Oh, wait...
@@julesmasseffectmusicDarwin award candidates right here.
I saw parts of the reports about the monkeys they used and was horrified
Miss you Amber! You are the best! Seth… you are ok too..
Amber is what the world needs right now
She's too strident.
Seth is real news, so sad it's funny, better than crying!
It is sad when you turn to late night shows to get your news, and then laugh at the news.
“I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like” Letitia “could destroy my beautiful wickedness!”, WOO. The wicked witch and his flying monkeys should all be referred for RICO prosecution after their assets are stripped in this case.
Seth says he had a child “the normal way” but wasn’t it in the lobby of his building? Could be a correction there.
Normal-ish. Normal as far as lobby births go.
@@francescaa8331 you mean surrounded by building tennants?
@@ruialexandre6197 exactly. A circle of protective tenants. In a lobby. The usual lobby birth. 😆
Not the lobby baby. A new one!
@@wendydarling5790 oh. The non-lobby baby.
Amber! We love you!!!!
DJT stands accused of planning an insurrection and support for a rebellious mob in multiple citizen suits. His lawyers are defending his due process rights in those court challenges, but Article 14, Sec. 3 does not require prior conviction of a crime as they allege. These suits are no different than a court challenge to a candidate on a factual basis for being too young and/or not a natural born citizen, (e.g. where an opponent produces a second birth certificate citing the candidate’s birth in a foreign nation).
But who's going to enforce this? That's the damned rub. This will get litigated until dump's funeral. Perhaps beyond.
@@donnavorce8856I agree that enforcement seems unclear, but if we look at precedent set after the Civil War, President Lincoln pardoned all of the soldiers who fought for the Confederacy. So none of them would have been prosecuted for insurrection to prevent their names from being put on the ballots.
It’s the exact same person/committee/whatever in each individual state who approves any name to be put on the ballot.
Ironically, in 2020, these same people who are now arguing that the Secretaries of State/etc have no power to keep trump’s name off, were at that time arguing that the Secretaries of State could completely ignore the voters’ decisions & change or withhold their state’s election results. Of course, hypocrisy means nothing to them, it’s just something to think about.
Any person can bring up a case to try to get him off the ballot. That’s exactly what’s happening in Colorado. I recommend more people in more states bring up cases. If nothing else, mail your Secretary of State and make it clear you don’t want him on the ballot, for the security of our nation.
It’s probably going to end up at the Supreme Court, but the more states and people that push the argument, the better.
@@KatySueWho Not defending Trump but they are correct, sort of. We have no constitutional right to vote for president. The constitution says that the State Legislatures appoint the Electors to the Electoral College from their state. They do not have to hold a general election in order to decide which candidate they will tell the Electors to vote for. That is the main reason that the Electoral College was created because the founding fathers didn't want the presidential election to be a popularity contest. And even then there is no federal law that compels the Electors from each state to actually cast a ballot for the person they are told to, there are laws in some states that do that however but not all. I'm not sure if each state has their own laws that mandate the State Legislatures allow their citizens to vote for president or not or what they say about the Electors from their states but there is not Constitutional Right for the people to vote for president.
Yes. Mail your own Sec of State. At least once if not five or six times. I did.@@Kyle_P
I am glad the oldies and goodies of Seth Meyer R back! Amber is gorge and funny. The other segment stuff Seth can't say 🙏💕😂😂😂😂. Thanks #LNwSM.
Great job Amber!
Ok Late Night! I see you! I’m loving your monologues lately!!
The monologues and closer look have been chef's kiss lately.
The Ivanka NY burn had to hurt. 😂
I've missed Amber, She centers me, I love her perspective and learn a lot from her monologues. 💗
Thank you to whoever cut this as one video ❤
Love Amber, glad we got a new Amber says What
Uhm courts don’t work that way. You can’t just whip something iut and say it’s evidence. It has to be submitted and verified and processed. It has to be revived by the judge and defense and prosecutors to be submitted as official evidence. All I know about law is from TV but I freaking know that. Wtf…
Every time i whip something out to show everyone the police arrest me for lewd conduct
I wish Seth did a “Biden meets Bruce Springsteen”. Those impressions are totally different 😂
They’re totally different! Seth’s Biden is “mumble mumble mumble” whereas his Springsteen is “mumble mumble mumble…TWO! THREE! FOUR!”
He keeps retreading Trump jokes as Biden jokes. Guess he's still bitter about Bernie losing.
@@ginmar8134 absolutely! Every night Seth just uses the same jokes about Biden’s spray tan and insane lawyers holding press conferences next to sex shops! Same old, same old! /s.
The type of brain that thinks signing up for Muskie to fiddle with it is a brain we can stand to lose, frankly.
I can't wait until you can tell the idiots by the antennae coming out of their heads.
"We are Musk. Resistance is useful"
As little as I trust their decision making abilities, I really can’t condone anything that makes Musk happy
😆
@@danielgehring7437 can we call them lab muskrats ? 🤔
It's great to see Amber again. I really really miss her show.
He's turning into Mike My Pillow Lindell!
I think Musk may have watched Gamer too many times.
That Thanksgiving Day parade bit had me rolling!! Was the audience sedated? Lol 😆 I love Amber 😂
I need more Amber in my life!
I'm betting The Pillow Guy printed it off from the same website he got that election evidence from 😂
His health plan 😂😂
That Santos guy is crazy, and he is trolling the United States. He does stuff like, “what are you gonna do about it?” 😂
Yayyyyyyy, it's Amber! My week is made
The mysterious paper must be a note from his mother. 'Donald is allowed to do criming'
Your PFP and name 👍
I really am glad to see the return of this show, as well as Colbert, Kimmel, Oliver, and even Fallon…but I *DO* miss the weekly episode of Strike Force Five. ⚡️
His lawyers declined to question him.
I remember we used to say "spill the beans" so I'm glad that now they say "spill the tea" because it's so much better.
I’ve missed Amber saying WHAT?!?
I love Amber 😂💗
*I have been waiting for Amber Ruffin!!!! And now, we need her talk show back, too!!!!* 🥰🤗🥰
Love Amber’s return. You go girl!
This reminds me of Spongebob when Plankton was suing Mr. Krabs. "The secret to winning the case is in this brief case." LOL