don’t give a f your friends. Now come, destroy me too. Here 😂 And also you ain’t gonna be the same when you hit because I am half water and heat, so happy to be fully FIRE. 😂L. You ain’t GOD , you didn’t create water. And water didn’t create fire. You devil. You ain’t special to me. You ain’t above GOD that is above me who created fire, water, plants flowers everything in the world.
They would become one. Swallowing Saturn would increase Jupiter's mass and gravity by 30%. Jupiter would also sport prominent new rings from the shattered moons. Next, it would envelop the two ice giants, Uranus and Neptune.
@@katherynquintanilla5208sun is more massuve than jupiter,it needs more mass ti become a star so instead of jupiter swallowed the sun,the sun will swallow jupiter,dont believe me? Watch every space videos,dont be an idiot like him
don’t give a f your friends. Now come, destroy me too. Here 😂 And also you ain’t gonna be the same when you hit because I am half water and heat, so happy to be fully FIRE. 😂L. You ain’t GOD , you didn’t create water. And water didn’t create fire. You devil. You ain’t special to me. You ain’t above GOD that is above me who created fire, water, plants flowers everything in the world.
don’t give a f your friends. Now come, destroy me too. Here 😂 And also you ain’t gonna be the same when you hit because I am half water and heat, so happy to be fully FIRE. 😂L. You ain’t GOD , you didn’t create water. And water didn’t create fire. You devil. You ain’t special to me. You ain’t above GOD that is above me who created fire, water, plants flowers everything in the world.
don’t give a f your friends. Now come, destroy me too. Here 😂 And also you ain’t gonna be the same when you hit because I am half water and heat, so happy to be fully FIRE. 😂L. You ain’t GOD , you didn’t create water. And water didn’t create fire. You devil. You ain’t special to me. You ain’t above GOD that is above me who created fire, water, plants flowers everything in the world.
@@poonampayal5283 Yeah, it being the most unoriginal and overused copypasta dad joke 🤷. I swear the comments section of every fitting video, has this same lame ass joke posted under it. How anyone still remotely finds it funny is beyond me. Not even a good joke at that. Shit is stupid.
We all thank the cameraman for his excellent job by risking his life to record this footage Edit: damn man i just remembered this joke after watching this and wrote it and god!! Look how many people got triggered,, lol they're talking about stealing the joke or whatever pfff your argument over a joke speaks for your maturity 🤦
The big rip: *THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO MY MASTER *proceeds to regenerate 90% health Also Jupiter and the sun: Nooo! You can’t just let the universe end in your way! Some random Yharon DM DORKURO meme I made
@@jackjackbt yeah that’s why I said, got away from the solar system, but not actually out of the solar system like way more far away from Neptune then it should be
Yeah the sun would threaten to throw Jupiter out of the solar system into another star that would eat it is Jupiter doesn't leave the other planets alone
don’t give a f your friends. Now come, destroy me too. Here 😂 And also you ain’t gonna be the same when you hit because I am half water and heat, so happy to be fully FIRE. 😂L. You ain’t GOD , you didn’t create water. And water didn’t create fire. You devil. You ain’t special to me. You ain’t above GOD that is above me who created fire, water, plants flowers everything in the world. You can’t take my positivity. You demon and your friends that I protect from asteroids. I am my OWN fire. Call me bad, but my God knows my heart. And black hole better sallow everything. F. I don’t give shit anymore. U poops deserve it for hurting many innocent people. May God give me justice toward things, I am innocent of, and justice from who the people who try to take away my innocence, and who try to hurt me knowing I am innocent child. It’s only me and my GOD. Btw I am brighter than you. L. In spiritual way. You can’t kill a positive person. You EVILS.
Most likely they’d break up into millions of pieces and become rings orbiting around the planet, before even getting near the surface. Look up “Roche Limit” for more info. Jupiter’s gravitational pull is 2.5 times that of Earth, and is 318 times more massive! In fact if the mass of all of the other planets in the solar system were combined into one "super planet," Jupiter would still be two and a half times as large. It’s a beast
Earth: the little kid Jupiter: the bully Sun: the big bro Earth: gets killed by Jupiter Jupiter: now can orbit sun by itself Sun: *swallows jupiter* ngl this cringe
@@Naixx2you know those “nerdy knowledgeable warriors” will point out societies “apparent” ignorance, when in reality, it’s just that no one studies because they don’t care enough. People need to realize that most people don’t care about fact checking, especially with stuff we most likely don’t normally invest in. If u wanna talk about astronomical knowledge, go to a Astronomy or celestial body origins textbook (if that even exists 😂), otherwise we goin keep making memes out of it
Technically it’s a dwarf planet and is smaller than the seventh smallest moon in our solar system that we know. So it would not even make much difference and it’s a waste of time to do that.
Story! Jupiter:hmm *Neptune and Uranus Talking* Jupiter:hey heheheh! *Eats Uranus* Neptune:what the f- i need to run away! Earth:so Venus where you talking about your friend called Spic- Neptune:Guys guys! Mars:what Neptune Venus:what happened? Neptune:Jupiter just ate Uranus! Earth:huh Mars:guys i know a bunker! *Earth sees saturn* Earth:wait lemme get Saturn! *Earth,Mars,Saturn,Venus and Neptune go to the Bunker,they look outside and see Mercury being Eaten* Earth:Mercury no! Venus:well Mercury is gone Saturn:guys i hear footsteps Earth:guys shut up we need to be quiet! *Jupiter passes the Bunker* Jupiter:come out,you cant hide,come out,il give you a real reason to cry Venus:starts Blub Saturn:i dont hear anyone so im going to check Neptune:promise to comeback? Saturn:promise *leaves* Venus:well he is gone Earth:what do we do now! Mars:say a story? Neptune:ok *they tell a story* Part 2 at 1 Like Venus:i think its safe! *they go out of the bunker and see Saturn being eaten* Earth:oh no Venus:wait il call Spica! Mars:who is Spica? Venus:my friend!,we always appear in the day! Earth:yea so call her Spica:hello Venus:so Spica venus is eating everyone and since your a star can you kill it! Spica:ok but i will call sun Part 3? Sun:guys i know why you called me isnt it cuz Jupiter is eating everyone Neptune:yea Spica:yea Earth:well whats the plan? Mars:so the plan is Earth and Venus,stay in the Bunker,i will stay on lookout,and the sun is going to find Jupiter,and Spica is a backup,Neptune,distract Jupiter if you see him for spica or sun to get him Earth:ok lets do it Part 4? Venus and Earth in the Bunker* Earth:so Venus do you consider Spica more of a friend- Venus:shut up wait i think neptune is back- NEPTUNE IS GETTING EATEN! Mars:oh i see Jupiter! Spica:Jupiter… Jupiter:oh look,Spica,long time since i have seen you huh Spica:stop this instantly! Jupiter:oh look little Spica,looks like you havent grown out of your friendship with Venus huh? Spica:well i have a backup Jupiter: “i have a backup and im little Spica hahahahah” well Spica,your nex- Sun: DONT TALK TO MY STAR FRIENDS LIKE THAT Jupiter:oh sh- *Jupiter gets beaten up* Spica:well thats the end,you guys lost many planets in this fight Sun:i guess Sun:well we only have Mars,Earth and Venus Spica:since you lost people,may i join the Solar System Sun:well sure *Jupiter dies,the Solar System is destroyed as only Mars,Earth and Venus survived,spica joins the Solar System,the rocks and Dust make a new planet called Kepsiva,the gas giant* *More years pass as Depression in the solar system ends,more planets are formed like Renetha and Scepetha,spica and sun have a great life as the solar system now has two suns* Mars:earth remember 20 years ago,our old solar system,the memory’s fly pass in Generations,i just cant stop remembering our old friends! Earth:well nothing last forever Venus:remember the Uranus jokes,and when Saturn and Jupiter where funny and telling jokes,it doesnt feel the same,it never will feel the same THIS TOOK ME 21 MINUTES SO AT LEAST 2 LIKES?
OH I LOVE THIS ITS BEAUTIFUL AND JUST,wow ID NEVER HAVE THE TALENT TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS (All I thought during reading this was; Sooooo Jupiter has just gone crazy and decided to eat everyone?I like the plot :D)
The Sun should take revenge lol.
Lol
(UA-cam is drunk again they are saying that you have 2 replies)
@@boohycheeks And it’s only one heh. Must have been held for review.
Explode sun explode!
Only 5 billion more years but you can wait it out right?
Exactly
Sun should hire a black hole to swallow the vicious Jupiter and then itself because it'll be alone ;(
Sun: Aight, my turn
Jupiter: OH SHIT
don’t give a f your friends. Now come, destroy me too. Here 😂 And also you ain’t gonna be the same when you hit because I am half water and heat, so happy to be fully FIRE. 😂L. You ain’t GOD , you didn’t create water. And water didn’t create fire. You devil. You ain’t special to me. You ain’t above GOD that is above me who created fire, water, plants flowers everything in the world.
On god
😂
Jupiter be reciting the whole bible in Japanese 🤣🤣
Jupiter " All right runts, I'll show you who is the biggest planet!!!".
Sun: Woah my time has come
Jupiter: nah I'm leaving
Sun: Come here!
My time has come , now continue your journey without me , you just need to believe , you must believe
Master Oogway
lol
Amazing ☀👁
Jupiter: *screaming as he gets enveloped by his sins*
Black hole: my time has come!
Jupiter: nah I'm out of here
Black hole: Come here!
Sun: How dare you kill my planets
Sun might not like it's planets as it sends flares to the planets
Jupiter: "hey saturn lets hug each other!"
Saturn: "ok!"
The hug:
@@jadepinkrainbowfreinds2321The fook
The planets getting the hug: hey uh .. Jupiter I don’t think this is a hug ..WAIT NOO!
Jupy bro will run hearing the Saturn noise.
LMAO
Xd
“Red Giant: Planet Eater. Coming soon to the cinema.“
They would become one. Swallowing Saturn would increase Jupiter's mass and gravity by 30%. Jupiter would also sport prominent new rings from the shattered moons. Next, it would envelop the two ice giants, Uranus and Neptune.
I would watch the shit out a feature length version of this
@@myknivestablet-xl1xzsupernova: wait for me
5,000,000,000+ years is not soon
@@TrxsWeak964Did you steal a part of the video's script?
Jupiter: "I wonder where they keep restocking..."
"We don't talk about that"
- Solar Diner Manager (the Sun)
7*
Ok
@@OnefromLuzon It’s 8 planets actually
@@unspeakableisthebestyt1524 pluto is dwarf
@@unspeakableisthebestyt1524 pluto ain't planet anymore
Earth gets swallowed:
Teacher: "Jupiter does not dismiss you, i do! "
Pluto: “Ay! That’s actually not that bad being a dwarf planet!”
Jupiter: I'm going to eat dwarf planets next.
@@who-ny5oe Pluto: “BREH”
@@lilteemy7 Jupiter: I'm starting with you.
@@who-ny5oeoh noo *starts runing but gets caught in Jupiter's gravity*
@@AstheticVibes01 I underestimated your power.
Everybody gangsta until sun comes :
Sun is the gangsta Until Black hole comes..
@@gowthamsiddharth8732 it camed!
@@GODisLOVE-333 🙄. 😛 😆 🤣, Where were you Till today
@@GODisLOVE-333 BLACK HOLE IS GANGSTER until....... THE UNIVERSE COMES
@@imagamershorts Universe is gangsta until multi-verse come...
"Wow, my telescope is working good today! Wait.... I don't have a telescope.... " -last words
@MedijTV what is the sun exploded we'd probably be dead before anyone realized it
L-💀
Sun be like :- you think you are bad I am your dad😎
reversa 🃏🃏🃏🃏
@MedijTV ??
“Jupiter swallows uranus” 💀💀💀
AYO?! 😏😏😏
*jupiter swallows Sun*
@@katherynquintanilla5208sun is more massuve than jupiter,it needs more mass ti become a star so instead of jupiter swallowed the sun,the sun will swallow jupiter,dont believe me?
Watch every space videos,dont be an idiot like him
🪐🌏🪐🪐🪐🌞💥
WAIT WHAT?!?
Sun: *You dare touch my kids?*
Uranus: You dare touch my anus?
@@topaz.amp7 bro ☠️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅😅
@@mihaelaberza4967
. .mn.m,bfhh
If Jupiter swallows Uranus, it's over
Lol
@@Belov3ed_Angel lol
@@Belov3ed_Angel Omg how are you still alive??
@@s1n-n3d well obviously this didn’t happen in real life
jupiter eating ass huh👀
Sun: Now, it's my turn
don’t give a f your friends. Now come, destroy me too. Here 😂 And also you ain’t gonna be the same when you hit because I am half water and heat, so happy to be fully FIRE. 😂L. You ain’t GOD , you didn’t create water. And water didn’t create fire. You devil. You ain’t special to me. You ain’t above GOD that is above me who created fire, water, plants flowers everything in the world.
UA-cam is drunk it says u have 1 replies
@@teriyakii.loves.tteokbokki I can only see your reply and it's written there's two replies
@@brunomello4964 ikr
It’s says 4 replies
Earth: Consumed by Jupiter
Moms: It's all because of that damn phone
Underatted lol 😂
Underatted lol😂
Omg lol 😂😂
I don't understand, whats the context phone here haha
XD
*Jupiter swallows Earth*
My boss: "Your still coming in to work today right?"
😂😂
You must work in transport eh..
@@gazzarafalemozzy4766 Retail 😐
And still where company Policy attire💀.
@@terrencexie2001no
“Jupiter swallows Uranus”
Had me dying 😂
Omg ... Don't take it.. 🤣🤣
jupiter swallows ur anus
Lol
noooo
Just don't say it xD
Sun :- Well not enough power son
don’t give a f your friends. Now come, destroy me too. Here 😂 And also you ain’t gonna be the same when you hit because I am half water and heat, so happy to be fully FIRE. 😂L. You ain’t GOD , you didn’t create water. And water didn’t create fire. You devil. You ain’t special to me. You ain’t above GOD that is above me who created fire, water, plants flowers everything in the world.
Man I’m not a nerd but I’m pretty sure Jupiter will turn into a star to creating yk🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
bro you should respect jupiter it protect earth from dangers things which can destroy earth
@@nishantjp8105lol sure.
@@nishantjp8105 really? Like what 😳
Other planets: "O NO"
Jupiter: "GET IN MAH BELLEH!"
Jupiter: COME HERE MY KITTENS INTO THE KANGAROO POUCH💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
Pluto: being a dwarf planet was actually helpful this time :D
fr
frrrr mann
lol
Attt😢
But I can't see Pluto because it is too small.
Sun: JUPITER
Jupiter: oh hell nah
Sun: YOU AINT RUNNING ANYWHERE
*sun attacks Jupiter *
don’t give a f your friends. Now come, destroy me too. Here 😂 And also you ain’t gonna be the same when you hit because I am half water and heat, so happy to be fully FIRE. 😂L. You ain’t GOD , you didn’t create water. And water didn’t create fire. You devil. You ain’t special to me. You ain’t above GOD that is above me who created fire, water, plants flowers everything in the world.
@@Amazingz874 stop being rude
attac
@@Shawarmavr123 what did he say?, He deleted his comment
@@BelugaRoblox_YT I don’t remember lol
Sun: ok is time to become a red giant
That's The suns revenge to jupiter eating the planets without asking
Jupiter to Saturn: "This is for eating my brothers"
Let's credit the camera man for sacrificing his home planet for our entiretainment
💀
"I think photo shop doesn't exist"
@@Hbsafton bruh just spoiled the joke 💀
@@Hbsafton r/wooooooooooooooooosh
@@poonampayal5283 Yeah, it being the most unoriginal and overused copypasta dad joke 🤷. I swear the comments section of every fitting video, has this same lame ass joke posted under it. How anyone still remotely finds it funny is beyond me. Not even a good joke at that. Shit is stupid.
Jupiter now be like the only planet orbiting the sun lol
That’ll be a challenge lol
I know lol
Unless....
Lol
Until he goes after the sun too lol.
jupiter: eating planets asmr mukbang (spicy)
LMAO
Lol (*＞∇＜)ﾉ
He is like Zach choi
🤣🤣
🤣
POV: when those solar ball kids make Jupiter and Saturn kiss.
bro they are what. ew
@@bench_mark09
😢
Ok so now we're in the digestive system of planet Jupiter.
Which will prolly end up being in the digestive system of the Sun
JUPITER AND SUN IS NOT HUMAN
JUPITER AND SUN IS NOT HUMAN
@@meylielprida5952r/wooosh
@@meylielprida5952the comment is satire
This channel is seriously OUTSTANDING!❤️
We are very thankful for your comment. 🙂
Congrats for the heart :)
Heart
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@@galaxygaming825 69
The sun: JUPITER YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SWALLOWING ALMOST EVERY PLANET
jupiter: THEY TRIED TO HUG ME
Ĺol😂😂
Bdosckeg2023
HI EARTH
@earth_in_space hi rotten earth☠️🍑
Me on earth: a-
Son we have a emergency
Me: what the emergency
Dad: juipter is swallowing us
Teacher: What job do you want when you grow up?
My job:
We all thank the cameraman for his excellent job by risking his life to record this footage
Edit: damn man i just remembered this joke after watching this and wrote it and god!! Look how many people got triggered,, lol they're talking about stealing the joke or whatever pfff your argument over a joke speaks for your maturity 🤦
Can't believe ppl are copy-pasting this stale comment after every space-related video. Hello, 2010 just called, wants it's catchphrase back...
It is funny.
😂😂😂😂
Overrated.. + not funny
OVERUSED JOKE AND NOT FUNNY!
Black Hole: "Hold my stars..."
🤣🤣🤣
Best comment
Jupiter=sun=Black hole=🐁
Ruh roh
More like "hold my nothing"
@@youtuber-iv5wx you do know Jupiter is to small to be a star and not all stars turn into black holes
Sun: my turn
**turns into a red giant**
Black hole
*Allow me to introduce myself*
Super nova explosion
Quasar: 💀💀💀
It will actually turn into a blue giant according to a solar game ( I put the sun a full size and it was bright blue
The big rip: *THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO MY MASTER
*proceeds to regenerate 90% health
Also Jupiter and the sun: Nooo! You can’t just let the universe end in your way!
Some random Yharon DM DORKURO meme I made
Pluto: I am so happy I got away from the solar system😂😂😂😂
😂😂
It’s still in the solar system, it’s just not classified as a planet
@@jackjackbt yeah that’s why I said, got away from the solar system, but not actually out of the solar system like way more far away from Neptune then it should be
SUN MERCURY VENUS EARTH AND MOON AND MARS JUPITER SATURN URANUS NEPTUNE ON NOT PLUTO SOLAR SARAH
@@jackjackbt but it's in space so it should be a planet .
Jupiter: it’s been a good run y’all-
*eats everything 💀💀
Pov the sun bet
@@James-114POV the black hole: I oh yea bet
@@Chomik987 ton 618: bet lol
Hes like "nom nom"
@@dark2011-o light hole: you stole my children.
Sun: Hey jupiter.. that was my plan in 5b years
to eat the earth
Jupiter: I now can take my revenge since you stopped me from becoming a star 😍>:)
@Nystira_TheSharko I know
no Mercury,Venus,Earth
*"Mom why is there a huge ball coming towards us!? 😭"* 💀💀💀
@-!Wolfkoi-! LOL
@-!Wolfkoi-! Yeah 😂
is not a hug ball it's Jupiter☠️☠️
@@twinmommab the kid doesn't know 💀
@@AmeralMix noooo huuug died☠️
sun:u dare touch my planets?
sun: now ur dead.
Getting Jupiter
Get Jupiter
Sun get him
We’re all inside jupiter
Pluto: Finally... I've gotten my revenge...
💀
Her: It's my first time be gentle
Also her:
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@Yaqoota_tea feeling the same thing
😹🤣🤣
Uranus not ready
Jupiter: wanna get hug?
Saturn: yeah sure why not
The hug:
@@damagedgoldenfreddy41 and kiss .
Jupiter: 😈
Saturn: 😫
Uranus: 😨
The sun: I'm about to end this Planet's whole career
Ceres and pluto
sun: you are nothing compared to my power
ton 618: you are nothing compared to my power
The universe:WTF
multiverse: you are nothing compared to My power
@@poto6152all r nothing comparwd to phoenix a (except galaxies)
@@greys54r u sure it exist no one knows
The sun is about to scold the hell out of Jupiter
Facts 😂
Literally
"Jupiter swallows Neptune and Uranus" i can't stop giggling 😅
🤬
@@GrandNoble do you know why ?
They gotta call their brother sun
Sun would eat Jupiter, but who will stop the black hole that is behind you- *bread died to a black hole*
@@basedmonke3385 Sadly he’d only end up as a red dwarf
@@MazeStillAnimates i think u wanted to say Brown dwarf
@@sylphfin yea i meant that
I wrpte that comment 3 minutes after i woke up lol
Yeah the sun would threaten to throw Jupiter out of the solar system into another star that would eat it is Jupiter doesn't leave the other planets alone
Imagine walking to school looking outside, and seeing this
no class today then
@@travis8524 I Will try to do it in monday. Worth it
NO IT IS NOT A BIRD NO IT IS NOT A PLANE IT IS.......................... JUPITER!!???
*Jupiter swallow Saturn*
NASA 1 sec later: NEW PLANET DISCOVERED JUTURN!!!!!!
Nah more like JUPITURN
Exactly what I was gonna say-
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Relatable 💀
No called sapiter
Bro ate them like eating french fries 💀💀
So, I want to conclude a thing: It is satisfying to see as well as the thinking in real is so horrifying.
We would even die before we get such close to Jupiter
@@its.pheonix Yes, that is better.
Be cool dawg
It would take milllion × million years to happen , I just made a search
Is soo rare to find a comment with 69 likes.
@@Imee341 changed it 👍🏻
When it was Earth's turn , some freaking movie scenes came into my head !
Huh
Wandering earth 😏
@@biorgoanylchem yes
Jupiter:I’m hungry
Planets:AHH
Sun:hi
Jupiter:no AH-
Sun: HAHA
Pink planet:IM GLOWINGGG
All of the plants dead by spaghettification💀
End: sun swallows jupiter
Solar system: shut down!
*Game over*
Ton 618: Swallows the sun.
End of solar system
What about the moon
@@ddmusics__ They talk about solar s system shut down and you care about the moon????
@@blackmamba5380 so you mean moon is nothing
Jupiter : "AHA! ALL OF YOU ARE DEA-"
Sun :
Jupiter: spits everyone out ummmmmmmm I'm sorry friend 😁 hehehe "looks" at the sun he he he 😭 (💀)
don’t give a f your friends. Now come, destroy me too. Here 😂 And also you ain’t gonna be the same when you hit because I am half water and heat, so happy to be fully FIRE. 😂L. You ain’t GOD , you didn’t create water. And water didn’t create fire. You devil. You ain’t special to me. You ain’t above GOD that is above me who created fire, water, plants flowers everything in the world.
You can’t take my positivity. You demon and your friends that I protect from asteroids.
I am my OWN fire. Call me bad, but my God knows my heart. And black hole better sallow everything. F. I don’t give shit anymore. U poops deserve it for hurting many innocent people. May God give me justice toward things, I am innocent of, and justice from who the people who try to take away my innocence, and who try to hurt me knowing I am innocent child.
It’s only me and my GOD.
Btw I am brighter than you. L.
In spiritual way. You can’t kill a positive person. You EVILS.
@@imagamershorts right!!
mecury: 😵
Venus : its ok jupiter 😊
Earth : no life
mars : ok
Saturn ok my friend
uranus : 😵
Neptune : sure
Ton-678 : im strong
Phoenix a : can you kill
Ton-678 haha yes 😅
phoenix a i didint kill years ago
phoenix a Ton-678?
toliet guy skidibdib
Jupiter: _eats every planet so it can be peacefully alone_
Sun: *swallows jupiter because now it has no rocky planets*
N o.
*swallows jupiter*
sun itself
Saturn:what I'm a gas planet to!
Jupiter: problem not my problem that just not my problem
Jupiter's mukbang be like:
I almost laughed reading that comment
*burps cores out*
Meanwhile the cameraman: "this is some great footage man"
Jupiter:" Can I -"
Cameraman:" No"
Jupiter:"Understandable, have a nice day"
Jupiter is full enough
@@pelican8870 besides, unless you are ~1 earth in mass, he will just leave you alone or worse case capture you into his gravity well.
in know what jupiter says hi means can i eat you he says to the cameraman
Sun:BAD JUPITER!
Jupiter: sorry mom i was starving
Pollux: Die Sun
Jupiter: Dont mind me 😅😅
Also jupiter: kicked out of solar
bruhhh
Sun must be the father when he rules the system💀
Average day in the early solar system days:
The fact that any of the planet didn't go fully inside is giving me anxiety.
Most likely they’d break up into millions of pieces and become rings orbiting around the planet, before even getting near the surface. Look up “Roche Limit” for more info. Jupiter’s gravitational pull is 2.5 times that of Earth, and is 318 times more massive! In fact if the mass of all of the other planets in the solar system were combined into one "super planet," Jupiter would still be two and a half times as large. It’s a beast
BRUH SAME IT'S JUST RIDICULOUS
*OCD TRIGGERED*
It is teasing.
Until they do go fully in.
Understandably, that the video should have been long.
Jupiter and Saturn are like the last 2 strongest anime characters in the series having an epic battle
Sun:Ah here’s revenge
Jupiter:OH F*CK
Aquí es un choque entre jupiter y urano?
Nah man the both will explode if the sun suck the Jupiter
Jupiter: IM FUCKED!
*other planets ate jupiter’s snacks*
Jupiter: Now my turn to eat u!
Looked at earth going into Jupiter like “dang... all my stuff” 💀
😂😂aall of it..
Jupiter be like : i am the only god here
And then sun on his way to casually aproach jupiter
Sun isn't a planet and would still take damage
@@unknown185 we know
@@piratefox8450 ok
@@unknown185 nice
Sun *casually rips off sans badtime
Jupiter: *swallows the entire universe*
Cameraman: *swallows jupiter and the entire multiverse*
RIP
The multiverse is bigger than Jupiter and Jupiter can't do that because a black hole would already swallow Jupiter
bro watched too many "intense family relationship" stuffs.. 😂
Earth: the little kid
Jupiter: the bully
Sun: the big bro
Earth: gets killed by Jupiter
Jupiter: now can orbit sun by itself
Sun: *swallows jupiter*
ngl this cringe
Lol
@Meguminissexy not all times i understand cringes
Then where we will live 😭😂
@@Madxmaxx001 we won't live lol
@@Madxmaxx001 hell
Pluto: that's what you get for calling me a dwarf planet
Exactly
Yeah
“Mmmm thanks gravity 10/10 restaurant!”
Jupiters homemade light snack🗣️
“Jupiter swallows Neptune and Uranus” nah bro💀💀
"Jupiter swallows Uranus" 😳💀
bruh stop making jokes of uranus’s name uranus is god of the sky in greek mythology
@@funi6962 Well then, leave us alone... Many people makes jokes about it, it's not like you can stop all of em'...
@@Naixx2you know those “nerdy knowledgeable warriors” will point out societies “apparent” ignorance, when in reality, it’s just that no one studies because they don’t care enough. People need to realize that most people don’t care about fact checking, especially with stuff we most likely don’t normally invest in. If u wanna talk about astronomical knowledge, go to a Astronomy or celestial body origins textbook (if that even exists 😂), otherwise we goin keep making memes out of it
@@michaelmouse5375 Well, I know some stuff about space, but I'm still learning (reading)
That severe outgassing once they hit Jupiters Roch Limit is crazy
Goog
@@tglm3706 Kurg
Wow Camera Man survives even this 😅😅😂😂
@@furthersecrets dude thats the joke
@@furthersecrets r/wooooosh
@@furthersecrets r/fuckingwooooooooosh
@@furthersecrets mans living in the early 2000’s Jesus Christ
@@furthersecrets R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Pluto:I don’t mind earth they called me a dwarf planet
Galactus: now lemme eat you, you're now looking more tastier than before
Pluto: I guess.. I’m not getting swallowed, great gotta get into another solar system.
Technically it’s a dwarf planet and is smaller than the seventh smallest moon in our solar system that we know. So it would not even make much difference and it’s a waste of time to do that.
Sun: Now it's my turn for dinner...lol
Mad respect to the cameraman for recording earth getting consumed 🙂↕️🤚
Story!
Jupiter:hmm
*Neptune and Uranus Talking*
Jupiter:hey heheheh! *Eats Uranus*
Neptune:what the f- i need to run away!
Earth:so Venus where you talking about your friend called Spic-
Neptune:Guys guys!
Mars:what Neptune
Venus:what happened?
Neptune:Jupiter just ate Uranus!
Earth:huh
Mars:guys i know a bunker!
*Earth sees saturn*
Earth:wait lemme get Saturn!
*Earth,Mars,Saturn,Venus and Neptune go to the Bunker,they look outside and see Mercury being Eaten*
Earth:Mercury no!
Venus:well Mercury is gone
Saturn:guys i hear footsteps
Earth:guys shut up we need to be quiet!
*Jupiter passes the Bunker*
Jupiter:come out,you cant hide,come out,il give you a real reason to cry
Venus:starts Blub
Saturn:i dont hear anyone so im going to check
Neptune:promise to comeback?
Saturn:promise *leaves*
Venus:well he is gone
Earth:what do we do now!
Mars:say a story?
Neptune:ok
*they tell a story*
Part 2 at 1 Like
Venus:i think its safe!
*they go out of the bunker and see Saturn being eaten*
Earth:oh no
Venus:wait il call Spica!
Mars:who is Spica?
Venus:my friend!,we always appear in the day!
Earth:yea so call her
Spica:hello
Venus:so Spica venus is eating everyone and since your a star can you kill it!
Spica:ok but i will call sun
Part 3?
Sun:guys i know why you called me isnt it cuz Jupiter is eating everyone
Neptune:yea
Spica:yea
Earth:well whats the plan?
Mars:so the plan is Earth and Venus,stay in the Bunker,i will stay on lookout,and the sun is going to find Jupiter,and Spica is a backup,Neptune,distract Jupiter if you see him for spica or sun to get him
Earth:ok lets do it
Part 4?
Venus and Earth in the Bunker*
Earth:so Venus do you consider Spica more of a friend-
Venus:shut up wait i think neptune is back- NEPTUNE IS GETTING EATEN!
Mars:oh i see Jupiter!
Spica:Jupiter…
Jupiter:oh look,Spica,long time since i have seen you huh
Spica:stop this instantly!
Jupiter:oh look little Spica,looks like you havent grown out of your friendship with Venus huh?
Spica:well i have a backup
Jupiter: “i have a backup and im little Spica hahahahah” well Spica,your nex-
Sun: DONT TALK TO MY STAR FRIENDS LIKE THAT
Jupiter:oh sh-
*Jupiter gets beaten up*
Spica:well thats the end,you guys lost many planets in this fight
Sun:i guess
Sun:well we only have Mars,Earth and Venus
Spica:since you lost people,may i join the Solar System
Sun:well sure
*Jupiter dies,the Solar System is destroyed as only Mars,Earth and Venus survived,spica joins the Solar System,the rocks and Dust make a new planet called Kepsiva,the gas giant*
*More years pass as Depression in the solar system ends,more planets are formed like Renetha and Scepetha,spica and sun have a great life as the solar system now has two suns*
Mars:earth remember 20 years ago,our old solar system,the memory’s fly pass in Generations,i just cant stop remembering our old friends!
Earth:well nothing last forever
Venus:remember the Uranus jokes,and when Saturn and Jupiter where funny and telling jokes,it doesnt feel the same,it never will feel the same
THIS TOOK ME 21 MINUTES SO AT LEAST 2 LIKES?
No one told you to make a whole ass storyline
@@hiedegabarda1204 no one said for you to comment
OH I LOVE THIS ITS BEAUTIFUL AND JUST,wow
ID NEVER HAVE THE TALENT TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS
(All I thought during reading this was;
Sooooo Jupiter has just gone crazy and decided to eat everyone?I like the plot :D)
Eat uranus 💀
Who's Spica?
Cameraman never dies
"You've become the very thing you swore to destroy"
*In Obi wan Kenobi's voice*
"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to shield the other planets, not eat them!"
Jupiter: Scrumptious
Sun: Its my turn
Jupiter: Oh sh-
“And what would you like to have at this fine dining establishment” Jupiter : “ oooooh got any of those little foreign spicy balls ????
Jupiter: *eat every one*
Sun: 👁👄👁
Pluto knew the fact that someday jupiter finds out food around it😂😂😂
Thanks!
"My first mukbang!"
*swallows the heck out of every planet*
I could hear the Sun 🌞 saying, “How dare you take my planets? 🪐 I was the star of this show!” Then the🌞looks at Jupiter for dinner 😳👈🏼
this feels like one of those weird asmr mukbangs
I know right. I also ate Mars so what is asteroid belt rn
@@StarfruitMood lol your so big that you don't even have a chance to see ceres
Sun:Son,are you fighting with you're siblings again?
Props to the cameraman that went to a multiverse just to see this
You mean just ventured into the Solar System within the observable universe.
Jupiter goes hungry mode 😋
Jupiter swallows saturn...
Me: wait! That's cannibalism!!
Stupid little kid: "everybody look what I can do", UA-cam: "no one cares", get over yourself!
What is wrong about gas planets swallowing gas planets?