DIRECT TV: "Get Rid Of Cable" - The Full Compilation
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Each and every stinkin' one of DirectTV's 2012 "Get Rid Of Cable" commercials, including the current one made on Twitter! ☺
Remember, folks:
Don't get bodyslammed by a lowland gorilla.
Don't reenact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen.
Don't become a local fisherman they call "Big Fatty Face."
Don't have your house explode.
Stop taking in stray animals.
Don't have a grandson with a dog collar.
Don't sell your hair to a wig shop.
Don't fall into a dinner party.
Don't wake up in a roadside ditch.
Don't have your dad get punched over a can of soup.
Don't attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shiffley.
Don't drive into a pizzeria that makes great baked ziti.
Don't chase imaginary butterflies and do something highly illegal.
And most important:
Don't get hit by an ice cream truck but then fade away from existence anyways because your parents never ended up doing it!!
Get rid of cable and...well, you know. 😉
All copyrights acknowledged.
But I wanna reenact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen...
+Christopher Madison #winning
+Christopher Madison
Keep cable tv, don't switch to Direct TV.
Then he gives you HIV
Well then reenact scenes from Platoon with Willem Dafoe!
I’ll settle for anger management
When your cable goes out, you get bored
When you get bored, you go see an opera
When you go see an opera, you walk home through a dark alley
When you walk home through a dark alley, your parents get shot
When your parents get shot, you swear vengeance on crime
When you swear vengeance on crime, you become a vigilante dressed like a bat
And when you become a vigilante dresses like a bat, you fight an insane clown
Don't fight an insane clown
Get rid of cable, and switch to Directv
You freakin goddamn genius lol
Ooooohhh boy! Now that is golden!
That was wonderful
Funny how this has become relevant again in 2019 with the upcoming release of Joker.
Thomas Wayne should've had direct TV
Who ever though these commercials, must be a genius
When you're a genius, you think up these commercials.
When you think up these commercials, you get paid a lot of money.
When you get paid a lot of money, you retire to a seaside villa in Malibu.
When you retire to a seaside villa in Malibu, you start doing research in advanced astrophysics.
When you start doing research in advanced astrophysics, you discover a wormhole under the floor of your villa.
When you discover a wormhole under the floor of your villa, you become transported to another time and place.
When you're transported to another time and place, you crash through the roof of a hotel and land on top of Howard Hughes.
When you crash through the roof of a hotel and land on top of Howard Hughes, Hughes suffocates under your weight and dies.
When Hughes suffocates under your weight and dies, he doesn't a chance to found the Howard Hughes Medical Institute (the company that would eventually create DirecTV).
When he doesn't get a chance to found the Howard Hughes Medical Institute (the company that would eventually create DirecTV), there's no one to pay you for thinking up these commercials.
When there's no one to pay you for thinking up these commercials, you get depressed.
When you get depressed, you start sniffing glue.
When you start sniffing glue, you want to get closer to the source.
When you want to get closer to the source, you get a job in a glue factory.
When you get a job in a glue factory, you steal a 55-gallon drum of airplane glue.
When you steal a 55-gallon drum of airplane glue, you trip and the drum tips over, spilling glue everywhere.
When you trip and the drum tips over, spilling glue everywhere, you get glued to the floor.
Don't get glued to the floor. Get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirecTV.
my mother does that for a living, she's far from a genius, she's a fucking crazy lunatic bitch.
guigal2 should be a commercial
we have to make this for our time traveler for Honor History lol
sounds like a nightmare. Never knowing what to expect hahaha.
When your cable goes out, you get bored
When you get bored, you scroll through social media
When you scroll through social media, a stranger adds you and becomes your friend
When you a stranger adds you and becomes your friend, you agree to meet up
And when you agree to meet up, you find out the person you've been talking to is actually 32 hamsters in a trench coat
Don't get catfished by 32 hamsters in a trench coat
Upgrade from cable to direct TV today
I laughed really hard at that.
I’m so high and now I can’t breath after reading this
What is “social media”? No one talks on it
I hate when that happens
Good one
When your cable goes out, you appreciate what a nice day it is.
When you appreciate what a nice day it is, you go outside and play.
When you go outside and play, you have adventures.
When you have adventures, you wander into abandoned buildings.
When you wander into abandoned buildings, you fight a wanted criminal.
When you fight a wanted criminal, you bring him to justice.
When you bring him to justice, you are hailed as a hero.
When you are hailed as a hero, random girls think you're hot.
Let random girls think you're hot. Get rid of cable and just play outside.
When you wander into abandoned buildings, you meet a scary ghost chasing after you.
When you get chased by a scary ghost, you wet your pants.
When you wet your pants, your mom complains when washing it.
Don't let your mom complains when washing your wetted pants.
Get rid of cable.
Too much work. I'd rather watch something like that on cable...er, I mean, Directv xD
Catherine Wallace don't do it it's a trap DirecTV will slowly kill you one angry infuriating glitch at a time stick with Xfinity
Now, THAT'S an 'Excellent Adventure'!
I hope this could possibly be a good subject for the “Get Rid of Cable” reboot.
My most favorite was the "Don't attend you own funeral as man named Phil Schiffley". I don't know why,but it's really funny!
ashley wang 'cause it's easily the funniest one. Me & my stepdad used to call each other everytime it came on, LOL! Tru story
Lol!
It's funny because we all had to wait for the cable guy and get bored.
my fav as well
Grandson with dog collar.
Even in 2022, these commercials have the most creative formula! I truly wish they still aired these ads. They were one of the best parts of my childhood!
For fuck sake how old are you 15?
@@justamangoddamn I'm 20....these commercials aired around the time I was 8-11 years old. Whats your problem my guy?
@@blockland30 my problem is your comment made me realize just how old I am and how fast time is going by. It's not you, it's me.
@Khris Khristie ahaha I see. Sorry I misread the tone of your comment. Yeah nostalgia can do that! Hope your doing well these days tho
@@blockland30 is there a commercial from Casper meet Wendy the part a girl Said there back 0:30
When you parody DirecTV commercials on a video about them, you make people laugh.
When you make people laugh, you think you're good at making people laugh.
When you think you're good at making people laugh, you try stand-up.
When you try stand-up, you get heckled.
When you get heckled, you snap and assault your heckler.
When you snap and assault your heckler, you get sued, for a lot.
When you get sued for a lot, you need a quick way to make a lot.
When you need a quick way to make a lot, you start a meth lab.
When you start a meth lab, you need to find someone to sell your meth.
When you need to find someone to sell your meth, you get involved with the cartel.
When you get involved with the cartel, you fail to meet deadlines.
When you fail to meet deadlines, the cartel gets angry.
And when the cartel gets angry, you get shot through the heart as you sing a Bon Jovi song in the shower.
Don't get shot through the heart singing a Bon Jovi song in the shower. Don't make funny parodies of ads for DirecTV.
+OhioGentleman Best one yet Ohio.
It was a parody in 1 comment
*A la Bill Wurtz voice* How ‘bout I do anyway
When you watch direct tv ads, you want direct tv,
When you want direct tv, you subscribe to their plan,
When you subscribe to their plan, you get ripped off,
When you get ripped off, you get angry and punch your grandma in the face,
When you get angry and punch your grandma in the face, you get kicked out,
When you get kicked out, you become a drifter,
When you become a drifter, you get chased around by a crazy guy with a chainsaw.
Don't get chased around by a crazy guy with a chainsaw, don't get direct tv!
+Luke Martin ha
+Luke Martin THAT. IS. BRILLIANT!!!!
+Luke Martin brilliant!
Thanks guys :-)
😂
When you have cable and it doesn’t work you get angry
When you get angry, you try to be less angry
When you try to be less angry, you take up painting
When you take up painting, you want to improve your craft
When you want to improve your craft, you go to art school
When you go to art school, you get rejected from art school
When you get rejected from art school, you want to get even
When you want to get even, you try to gain power
When you try to gain power, you find someone to blame
And when you find someone to blame, you kill over 6 million people
Don’t kill over 6 million people. Get rid of cable.
😂😂😂😂😂 Good one
I know what this is supposed to mean
you should insert "when you want to get even, you grow a toothbrush mustache"
God. That’s screwed up
R/cursedcomments
When you wait for the cable guy, you get bored.
When you get bored, you go on your phone.
When you go on your phone, you see a picture of your spouse cheating on you.
When you see a picture of your spouse cheating on you, you get depressed.
When you get depressed, you run away.
When you run away, you end up in a cow barn.
When you end up in a cow barn, you and the cows get abducted by aliens.
When you and the cows get abducted by aliens, you get experimented on.
When you get experimented on, you turn into a human cow hybrid.
Don't turn into a human cow hybrid.
Get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV today.
because if you do become a human cow hybrid, you trample on your spouse and her affair....when you do trample on your spouse and her affair, their child will hunt you down and skin you alive.
Correction: Minotaur (in place of human cow hybrid)
I came up with an idea for one:
When you can't find the shows you want to watch, you don't watch TV.
When you don't watch TV, you have time to think.
When you have time to think, you get existential.
When you get existential, you look up conspiracy theories.
When you look up conspiracy theories, you unravel conspiracies.
When you unravel conspiracies, you need to broadcast your message.
When you need to broadcast your message, you sing about the Illuminati on a cooking show.
When you sing about the Illuminati on a cooking show, two guys in black suits drug you.
And when two guys in black suits drug you, you get sued by a singer called Weird Al.
Don't get sued by a singer called Weird Al. Get rid of cable, and upgrade to Direct TV.
Sam Millson 😂😂😂
Sam Millson this is the best one I’ve seen so far
I did not see that one coming!
They’re not even the Men in Black who drag you off. Those are just Weird Al’s lawyers
When you can't handle cable bills, you lose your cable.
When you lose your cable, you get bored.
When you get bored, you go outside.
When you go outside, you get a job at the local railyard.
When you get a job at the local railyard, you watch rail safety videos
When you watch rail safety videos, you get bored
When you get bored, you get bored for the second time in the commercial
And when you get bored for the second time in the commercial, you go back to the start of the commercial and get caught in an infinite loop.
Don't get caught in an infinite loop. Switch to DirecTV.
Haha good one man they should have thought of this script lol
My favorite is the Phil Shifley one
hahahaha... me too😂
Agreed!
so tru!!
+Michael Weston I want to attend my own funeral as the guy name Phil Shifley. But I'll have to fake my own death
+Michael Weston IKR thats my favorite
You have no idea how much I appreciate you posting this compilation. These commercials make me so happy. My favorites will always be the "don't wake up in a roadside ditch" and "don't attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Schiffly" commercials. Who else is with me in thinking that these commercials are probably developed by DIRECTV employees writing sentences starting with "you" and then followed by an affirmative verb, to start their work days, and then putting those sentences in a hat to be randomly selected later?
I love the Charlie sheen one
I like the one where hes all like "and your dad gets punched over a can of soup" idk why it was just funny lol
Lol that was my favorite one
That was my favorite one!
@@albertjackinson thats my favorite one lol
It is funny I joked with my dad once i'll make sure that dosent happen.
That's my favorite.
Best logic ever. If anyone still has cable after this they're obviously not smart
I'm still an extremely intelligent person. Seriously.
Don't chase imaginary butterflies into something highly illegal. Omg lol
"When the grid goes down, crime goes up" This is so true!!!
"When crime goes up, your dad gets punched over a can of soup" So True again!!! LOL
When you make a surprise visit home. You discover something “new” about your parents 😳
When your cable goes down, you go outside
When you go outside you, you want to duel Guts
When you duel Guts, you want to sleep with the princess
When you sleep with the princess, you get tortured for a year
When you get tortured for a year, you wind up summoning the God Hand
And when you summon an the God Hand, you wind up murdering and raping everyone you've come to know and love.
Don't rape and murder everyone you've come to know and love. Get rid of cable and switch to Direct TV.
can you guys imagine this commercial with Morgan Freeman's voice .... :D
When your cable is broken, you get bored.
When you get bored, you pick up old hobbies
When you pick up old hobbies, you get into baking.
When you get into baking, you get really good at it.
When you get good at it, your spoiled rotten sister asks you to bake her a cake.
When your spoiled rotten sister asks you to bake her a cake, you bake an extravagant one.
And when you bake her an extravagant cake, you trip into the cake face first because of the weight.
Don't trip into a cake face first because of the weight.
Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirectTV.
When you wait forever for the cable guy to come, you get bored
When you get bored, you decide to to find a fun activity
When you decide to find a fun activity, you discover and play laser tag
When you discover and play laser tag, you wonder if it works the same way in reality
When you wonder if it works the same way in reality, you join a gang
When you join a gang, you fight in a turf war against a rival gang
When you fight in a turf war against a rival gang, you get struck in the heart by a bullet
When you get struck in the heart by a bullet, you struggle to stay alive
And when you struggle to stay alive, your family takes you off life support.
Don’t have your family take you off life support,
Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirectTV.
Cable guy to “cum”
*Cyberpunk 2099 theme plays*
Don't attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley 😂😂😂
Fun fact: Don't reenact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen was my senior quote 🤣🤣
Respect
I’d still do it
When UA-cam freezes, you get mad. When you get mad, you punch your screen. When you punch your screen, glass goes everywhere. When glass goes everywhere, you step on broken glass. When you step on broken glass, you get cut. When you get cut, you start to bleed. When you start to bleed, you freak out. When you freak out, you go get the chemicals and paper towels. When you get the paper towels, you leave a trail of bloody footprints on your brand new rug. When you leave bloody footprints on your brand new rug, you buy a new rug. When you buy a new rug, you decide you don't like the new rug. When you decide you don't like the new rug, you try to return it. When you try to return it, you get rejected. When you get rejected, you get depressed. When you get depressed, you always walk, staring at your feet. When you always stare at your feet, you walk into walls.
Don't walk into walls. Buy a new wifi router.
MarioCreeper Animation Don't walk into walls, get rid of windstream
MarioCreeper Animation dont walk into walls, get rid of comcast "high speed" internet.
lol
LOL, UA-cam froze, so I scrolled down to read the comments.
wolverine96 I hate when UA-cam freezes
The best one was with eye patch lol still can't stop laughing. Hahaha.
the same lmfao
+marshall daudet same here lmao
on the subway, the 3 guys are looking at him. the one guy makes a hand gesture like "you want some of me?" just cracks me up.
how tough
When your cable doesn’t work, you get bored.
When you get bored, you take up podracing.
When you take up podracing, you get good at podracing.
When you get good at podracing, Qui-Gonn Jinn uses you to win a hyperdrive.
When Qui-Gon Jinn uses you to win a hyperdrive, he realizes you are force sensitive.
When he realizes you are force sensitive, he takes you to become a Jedi.
When you get taken to become a Jedi, you become a Padawan.
When you become a Padawan, you get sent on simple missions like guarding a senator.
When you get sent on simple missions like guarding a senator, you end up telling her how much you hate sand.
When you end up telling her how much you hate sand, she falls in love with you.
When she falls in love with you, you secretly get married so no one will know.
When you secretly get married so no one will know, you have dreams of your wife dying.
When you have dreams of your wife dying, you would do anything to save her.
When you would do anything to save her, you ask for the advice of a creepy old man.
When you ask for the advice of a creepy old man, you end up turning to the Dark Side.
When you end up turning to the Dark Side, you fight your former master on a planet full of lava.
When you fight your former master on a planet full of lava, he cuts off your limbs and you get burnt by lava.
When he cuts of your limbs and you get burnt by lava, you have to have a risky medical procedure done to save your life.
When you have to have a risky medical procedure done to save your life, you become a cybernetic Sith Lord named Darth Vader.
Don’t become a cybernetic Sith Lord named Darth Vader.
Quit cable and switch to DirectTV.
Lol😂😂😂😂😂
Good one!!
This is the best demonstration of the causal slippery slope fallacy. Pure gold.
My teacher was talking about logical fallacies and showed this video!
We had a unit in AP Lang where we had to make a presentation on stuff like that and I used these commercials as an example of slippery slope fallacies 😂
When you don’t have enough money to pay the cable bill, you get suicidalWhen you get suicidal, you jump out a windowWhen you jump out a window, you’re sent to the hospital When you’re sent to a hospital, you meet a hot nurse named SylviaWhen you meet a hot nurse named Sylvia, you escape your life with her and hop on a cruiseWhen you escape your life with her and hop on a cruise, she meets a cooler guy named Jack When she meets a cool guy named jack, he pushes you out into open oceanAnd when he pushes you out into open ocean, you get spotted by North Korean ships and get arrested for being american.Don’t get spotted by North Korean ships and get arrested for being American
GET RID OF CABLE and upgrade to direct tv!
Jack getting arrested
Commercials today are garbage. Let's have commercials like these again.
#MakeCommercialsGreatAgain
0:01 Lowland Gorilla
0:30 Charlie Sheen
1:01 Local Fisherman
1:32 House Explode
2:02 Stop Taking In Stray Animals
2:32 Grandson With A Dog Collar
3:05 Sell Your Hair To A Wig Shop
3:35 Fall Into A Dinner Party
4:06 Roadside Ditch
4:38 Dad Get Punched Over A Can Of Soup
5:08 Don't Attend Your Own Funeral
5:38 Drive Into A Pizzeria
6:09 Don't Chase Imaginary Butterflies
5:08 was the best one😂😂
2:32 and 3:35 Letter Box
5:08 as a guy named Phil Shiffely
@@Adam-bw5nz agreed
@@Adam-bw5nz though stop taking in stray animals is a close second..
Ladies and gentlemen, the best example of the Slippery Slope Fallacy. And when we're on the topic, let's do an example like this compilation.
When you get sick of Direct tv, you go to the movies.
When you go to the movies, you find a pretty girl.
When you find a pretty girl, you spend time with her.
When you spend time with her, you end up at a hotel.
When you end up at a hotel, you make love.
When you make love, she tells you to marry her.
When she tells you to marry her, you feel pressured.
When you feel pressured, you go to the hotel bar.
And when you go to a hotel bar, you end up wasted with a pregnant lady on your doorstep.
Don't end up wasted with a pregnant lady on your doorstep, get cable back and don't get Direct tv.
When the cable guy doesn’t show up on time, you get frustrated.
When you get frustrated, you try meditating.
When you try meditating, hours turn into days.
When hours turn into days, you discover the true meaning of life.
When you discover the true meaning of life, you form your own religion.
When you form your own religion, you gain a lot of followers.
And when you gain a lot of followers, you get killed by a dissenter of your own religion.
Don’t get killed by a dissenter of your own religion.
Get rid of cable, and upgrade to Direct TV. Call 1-800 DIRECT TV.
Direct TV logic is just like Math logic
+Demetrius Peters
Yeah, except they rely on an extremely improbable chain of events.
Old DirecTV* because at&t ruined it
@@drednaught608 not true, i was body slammed by a lowland gorilla after my cable bill was too high
When your Cable TV freezes, you get mad.
When you get mad, you storm out of the room.
When you storm out of the room, you keep storming because it's fun.
When you keep storming because it's fun, your storms will attract a spontaneous hurricane.
When you attract spontaneous hurricanes, your house gets wrecked.
When your house gets wrecked, your tv gets wrecked.
Keep Cable TV. Switch to books.
+Mr. Original XD yeshhh!!!
But ending up reenacting scenes from "Platoon" with Charlie Sheen sounds awesome!
Not when he shoots you with an hiv laced crossbow
When you cant watch TV you get bored
When you get bored you start juggling
When you start juggling you start juggling knives
When you juggle knives accidents happen
When accidents happen you have to spend the rest of your life in Siberia to escape the police.
Don't spend your life in Siberia get rid of cable upgrade to Direct TV
Boy, that escalated quickly.
WHO THE HELL IS PHIL SHIFLEY. CAUSE IT IS MY FAVORITE TOO BUT WHO IS HE.
+William Royce the dude who faked his death i think.
the dude who dyed his eyebrows lol
the guy who didn't upgrade to direct tv
William Royce The one my favorite 😂
when the tv freezes
you start going out
when you start going out
you go to a field trip to a laboritory
when you go to a field trip to a labority
you get bitten by a radioactive spider.
when you get bitten by a radioactive spider
you become a superhero
when you become a super hero
your uncle get shot
when your uncle get shot
you try to handle the grief at a supermarket
when you handle your grief at a supermarket
you have ptsd whenever you see a particular packet of rice
don't have ptsd whenever you see a particular packet of rice.
get rid of cable and upgrade to direct tv.
laboratory*
Spider-Man reference spotted
"don't have your house explode"
Did you know that AAA audio ads are now ripping off the DirecTV Get Rid of Cable commercials? I can’t stand ANY of them popping up while using SoundCloud.
That last one was most likely never aired...XDDDD
When your cable goes out, you get stressed.
When you get stressed, you need to get away.
When you need to get away, you go on a school trip.
When you go on a school trip, you go to Europe.
When you go to Europe, you realize you aunt packed your spider suit.
When you realize your aunt packed your spider suit, you find Samuel L. Jackson with an eye patch on in your hotel room.
When you find Samuel L. Jackson with an eye patch on in your hotel room, he takes you to his top secret lair.
When he takes you to his top secret lair, you meet a VFX artist.
When you meet a VFX artist, you have to fight supervillains with the VFX artist.
When you have to fight supervillains with the VFX artist, you give him your high-tech glasses.
When you give him your high-tech glasses, your crush finds some of his gear.
When your crush finds some of his gear, she figures out that you're a superhero.
When she figures out you're a superhero, she shows you the VFX artist's gear.
When she shows you the VFX artist's gear, you realize the VFX artist is the bad guy.
When you realize the VFX artist is the bad guy, you go to fight him.
When you go to fight him, he forces you through several hallucinations.
When he forces you through several hallucinations, you get hit by a train.
And when you get hit by a train, you wake up in a holding cell in the Netherlands.
Don't wake up in a holding cell in the Netherlands.
Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV.
Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
When you have cable, you get bored.
When you get bored, you disobey quarantine.
When you disobey quarantine, you go on a hike.
When you go on a hike, you find other people on the trail.
When you find other people on the trail, you catch covid-19.
When you catch covid-19, you become isolated in the hospital.
And when you become isolated in the hospital, the dog takes a dump on the floor.
Don't let the dog take a dump on the floor. Switch from cable and get DIRECTV now.
haha
The Phil Shifly one cracked me up.
When your cable is out and your waiting for the cable repair guy to come, you feel lonely.
When you feel lonely, you go out to make friends.
When you go out to make friends, you will make a lot of friends.
When you make a lot of friends, you and your friends form a cult.
When you and your friends form a cult, you and your friends start performing satanic rituals.
When you and your friends start performing satanic rituals, you accidentally resurrect your evil mother-in-law as a demon.
DONT ACCIDENTALLY RESURRECT YOUR EVIL MOTHER-IN-LAW AS A DEMON!
Get rid of cable and switch to directv.
When your cable is down, you get bored.
When you get bored, you start getting delusional
When you get delusional, you think that you're an action hero
When you think that you're an action hero, you follow explosions.
When you follow explosions, you discover Goku and Vegeta fighting Mewtwo and Lucario.
When you discover Goku and Vegeta fighting Mewtwo and Lucario, you get caught in a Ki explosion.
When you get caught in a ki explosion, you get thrown to the middle of a Heavy Metal concert.
When you get thrown to the middle of a Heavy Metal concert, you end up getting crushed in the Mosh pit.
Don't end up getting crushed in the Mosh pit. Get rid of cable, switch to DirecTv.
Aidinho #25. no just no
*These Go From 0 To 100 Real Quick.*
Idk about that Charlie sheen one. That sounds kinda awesome, minus the AIDS of course.
When you pay too much for cable, you feel annoyed.
When you feel annoyed, you need to travel.
When you need to travel, you go to Japan.
When you go to Japan, you buy weird things.
When you buy weird things, you go home and watch a japanese commercial compilation.
Don't go home and watch a japanese commercial compilation. Get rid of cable and switch to DirecTV.
When you don't get cable or satellite, you have more money. And when you have more money, you enjoy life better. Screw cable and satellite, get internet and games.
When the cable guy says they can't make it, you get whiney.
When you get whiney, you do things without thinking.
When you do things without thinking, people get hurt.
When people get hurt, they hurt you back.
When they hurt you back, you get knocked unconscious
When you get knocked unconscious, they think you're dead.
When they think you're dead, they need to get rid of the body.
When they need to get rid of the body, they throw you into a river.
When they throw you into a river, you end up in a swamp.
And when you end up in a swamp, you're mistaken for a swamp creature.
Don't get mistaken for a swamp creature. Get rid of cable, and upgrade to Direct TV.
When your cable goes down, you feel sad.
When you feel sad, you pack your bag.
When you pack your bag, you run away from home.
When you run away from home, you going to the cruise ship.
When you going to the cruise ship, you feel happy.
When you feel happy, you saw the giant iceberg was in front of the cruise ship.
When you saw the giant iceberg was in front of the cruise ship, the cruise ship gets hit by a giant iceberg.
When the cruise ship gets hit by a giant iceberg, the cruise ship is sinking.
And when the cruise ship is sinking, you swim in the cold ocean.
Don't swim in the cold ocean.
Get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirecTV.
Call 1-800-DirecTv
Titanic.
0:20 hey it my boi Harambe
#blessed
Why aren't they making more of these commercials?! Lmao probably the reason I got direct tv.
When you have cable and your picture freezes, you get invigorated.
When you get invigorated, he takes you to his top secret lair.
When he takes you to his top secret lair, you meet a VFX artist.
When you meet a VFX artist, you have to fight supervillains with the VFX artist.
When you have to fight supervillains with the VFX artist, you give him your high-tech glasses.
When you give him your high-tech glasses, your crush finds some of his gear.
When your crush finds some of his gear, she figures out that you're a superhero.
When she figures out you're a superhero, she shows you the VFX artist's gear.
When she shows you the VFX artist's gear, you realize the VFX artist is the bad guy.
When you realize the VFX artist is the bad guy, you go to fight him.
And when you go to fight him, you bring him to justice.
Let them bring him to justice.
Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirectTV.
"Call 1-800-DIRECTV."
the people who had to come up with these bizarre situations must have had the most amusing brainstorming sessions ever.
Or smoked some serious weed
When you grow a scraggly beard, people think you're Charles Manson and when people think you're Charles Manson, you get thrown in jail for the rest of your life. Don't get thrown in jail for the rest of your life.
Please tell me that was a real commercial and you have a link.
Alternate ending to the Stop Taking in Stray Animals DIRECTV commercial.
What if we didn't have cable none of this would happen.
+George Washingpun Slitheen?
George Washingpun I never had any cable as a child so I go to my grandparent's house just to watch Ben 10.
Upgrade to DirecTV.
when you want to re-enact scenes from platoon with charlie sheen you want to live like charlie sheen, when you want to live like charlie sheen you get addicted to drugs, don''t get addicted to drugs, get rid of cabl- wait, wtf am i saying???DO ALL THE DRUGS YOU WANT!!!!
The fisherman one was sad like if you agree
When you have cable and your picture freezes, you get stressed.
When you get stressed you go to the gym with your best friend
When you go to the gym with your best friend, you steal a bag of Doritos
When you steal a bag of Doritos, you both share the bag of Doritos,
And when you both share the bag of Doritos, you and your friend get attacked by a Doritos samurai named Tim.
Don't get attacked by a Doritos samurai named Tim, get DirectTv.
Gameshowboy 92 I laugh so hard that I spit my drink😂
I got the reference!!!
When your cable goes out you feel unhappy when you feel unhappy
When you feel unhappy your annoying neighbors (a sponge and a starfish) annoy you
When your annoying neighbors annoy you you ride a bike
When you ride a bike a jellyfish stings you
When a jellyfish stings you lose control
When you lose control you fell into a Cliff
And when you fell into a Cliff you get injured from your fall
Do get injured from your fall get rid of cable and upgrade to direct tv
It’s a SpongeBob SquarePants reference!!!!
When you wait for the cable to get fixed, you take a deep sigh. When you take a deep sigh, you start thinking of your life. When you start thinking of your life, you get filled with regret. When you get filled with regret, you remember your eXes. When you remember your eXes, you start dialing some numbers. And when you start dialing some numbers, you get sued. When you get sued, you go to jail. And when you go to jail, you become someone's permanent gf. Dont become someone's permanent gf! Yolo
nice one!!👍
I attended my own funeral
As a guy named Phil Shiffley.
When you have cable and it’s not available, you get agitated
When you get agitated, you spend weeks with nothing to do.
When you spend weeks with nothing to do, you discover Crunchyroll on your phone.
When you discover Crunchyroll on your phone, you get interested in anime.
When you becoming interested in anime, you get a cute anime girl tattoo.
When you get a cute anime girl tattoo, you go to Japan.
When you go to Japan, you visit a public bathhouse.
And when you visit a public bathhouse, the people see your tattoo, and you get kicked out and the crap beaten out of you because the people there thought you were a Yakuza.
Don’t have people see your tattoo, and kick you out and get the crap beaten out of you because the people there thought you were a Yakuza, get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirectTV.
1:16 this one didn’t age well.
WHY DOES HE SAY STOP TAKING IN STRAY ANIMALS WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU
:'(
When your cable goes out, you decide to listen to this advert and switch to DirecTV.
When you switch to DirecTV, so do all your friends.
When all your friends switch to DirecTV, they stop making these adverts.
Don't let them stop making these adverts. Keep your crappy cable and DON'T call 1800-DIRECTV.
When you head to a Turkish bathhouse, you meet Charlie Sheen.
When you meet Charlie Sheen, you try a drug called Charlie Sheen.
And when you try a drug called Charlie Sheen,
your children will weep over your exploded body.
Don't let your children weep over your exploded body!
+Aquablast Get rid of cable, and upgrade to direct TV
When you can't find your favorite shows on basic cable channels, you get frustrated.
When you get frustrated, you need to clear your head.
When you need to clear your head, you go fishing.
When you go fishing, you're kidnapped by a genocidal alien.
When you get kidnapped by a genocidal alien, you're given the powers of three furries from another dimension.
When you're given the powers of three furries from another dimension, you're brainwashed into a planet-wide blood sport.
When you're brainwashed into a planet-wide blood sport, you start killing things.
When you start killing things, a zoologist and his four furry friends make you good again.
When a zoologist and his four furry friends make you good again, you're haunted by delusions of the furries whose powers you're using.
When you're haunted by delusions of the furries whose powers you're using, you get depressed about the least little things.
Don't get depressed about the least little things.
Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV.
When your cable goes out, you get bored.
When you get bored, you take piano lessons.
When you take piano lessons, you get really good.
When you get really good, you tour around the world.
When you tour around the world, you go to the Japanese coast.
When you go to the Japanese coast, an earthquake occurs.
When an earthquake occurs, you take refuge in the basement.
And when you take refuge in the basement, you get crushed when a piano falls through the roof.
Don’t get crushed when a piano falls through the roof. Get rid of cable and switch to Direct TV.
When your cable's on the fritz, you get bored.
When you get bored, you start to look out your bedside window.
When you start to look out your bedside window, you see your neighbor rushing out.
When you see your neighbor rushing out, she gets body-slammed by a truck.
When she gets body-slammed by a truck, you get super freaked out.
When you get super freaked out, you tell your classmate about what happened yesterday.
When you tell your classmate about what happened yesterday, he gets super freaked out.
When he gets super freaked out, you find a petition to join the Zombie Hunters Club.
When you find a petition to join the Zombie Hunters Club, you train to become a Zombie Hunter.
When you train to become a Zombie Hunter, the Mystery Machine takes you on a tour of Saga.
When the Mystery Machine takes you on a tour of Saga, you spend your Zombie Hunting time in a bunker.
When you spend your Zombie Hunting time in a bunker, you shoot your neighbor with a gun.
When you shoot your neighbor with a gun, you realize that she turned into a zombie.
And when you realize that she turned into a zombie, you come face-to-face with your zombified neighbor and 6 more zombies.
Don't come face-to-face with your zombified neighbor and 6 more zombies.
Get rid of cable and upgrade to DIRECTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
And catch Bugs Bunny: The Legend of Saga Prefecture in theaters and HBO Max October 7.
When your cable goes down, you feel bored.
When you feel bored, you go to Dave & Buster's
When you go to Dave and Buster's, you meet Dolf Lundgren.
When you meet Dolf Lundgren, you bond with Dolf Lundgren over a shooter game.
When you bond with Dolf Lundgren over a shooter game, you co-produce an off Broadway musical with Dolf Lundgren.
Don't co-produce an off Broadway musical with Dolf Lundgren.
Get rid of cable, and switch to Directv
When your cable goes off, you get worried
When you get worried, you try to sleep them away
When you try to sleep them away, you neglect your kids
When you neglect your kids, a social worker takes them away
When a social worker takes them away, you cry all day and all night
When you cry all day and all night, you have a teary face
And when you have a teary face, people laugh at you and call you a crybaby
Don't have people laugh at you and call you a crybaby
Get rid of cable and switch to DirectTV
Saw a liberty mutual ad about memorable commercials and realized I can’t remember a single one of their ads but it’s been years since I’ve seen these and these are so iconic they’re in my brain for forever
When your cable is too expensive you seek a job.
When you seek a job; you get hired at Black Mesa.
When you Get Hired at Black Mesa: you trigger a Resonance Cascade and end up having to fix the Resonance Cascade.
When you Fix the Resonance Cascade the Combine invade earth while you're gone.
When you return to earth; you have to fight and defeat the combine.
When you beat the Combine; you get kidnapped by a man wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.
Don't get kidnapped by a man wearing a business suit carrying a briefcase...
Switch from cable to Direct TV today.
Half-Life reference spotted
When your cable goes out you get mad
and when you get mad you kick a Squirrel
And when you kick a squirrel PETA notices
And when PETA notices they form a mob and chase you
and when PETA forms a mob and chases you you run into a Dynamite factory
And when you run into a Dynamite factor you all explode
And when you explode you all share a hospital room with Old man Thatcher
And when you all share a room with Old man Thatcher he talks for hours about the old country and complains about chocolate
And when he talk for hours about the old country and complains about chocolate you all go insane
And when you all go insane you all get committed
And you all get committed PETA seeks revenge and stalks you till your released in your 70s
and when PETA seeks revenge and stalks you till your released in your 70s you get a helper and learn to sleep with one eye open
And when you get a helper and learn to sleep with one eye open you creep him out
And when you creep your helper out he gets paranoid and kills you
When your helper gets Paranoid and kills you you become the old guy from the tail the squeaky shoes
don’t become the old guy from the tail the squeaky shoes get rid of Cable get direct TV
You mean "The Tell-Tale Heart", right?
Zach Brancato I guess
The tail the squeaky shoes? Don’t you mean the Tell-Tale Heart?
I can keep seeing these commercials for the rest of my life!
When you have cable and your picture freezes you get angry
When you get angry you throw your TV out of the window.
When you throw your TV your TV crashes into a police car.
When your TV crashes into a police car the police get angry.
When the police get angry you get sent a 200,000 dollar fine.
When you get sent a 200,000 dollar fine you lose money and get poor.
When you lose money and get poor you're forced to get a job.
When you're forced to get a job you get your job at a movie theater.
When you get your job at a movie theater you find out you have to work at a children's movie theater.
When you find out you have to work at a children's movie theater you get annoyed.
When you get annoyed you show children a horror movie.
When you show children a horror movie people get angry at you.
when people get angry at you someone throws a rock at your head.
And when someone throws a rock at your head you fall into a coma
Don't fall into a coma.
this is sooo tru e, I didn't get rid of cable and I ended up chasing imaginary buTterflies into something legal.
***** because of butt
john s
You mean illegal
the whereabouts of Phil Schiffley is unknown 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
If I hadn't seen these ads my life would be incomplete. Don't let your life be incomplete. Drop cable and get direct tv
1:51 Commercial Directed by Michael Bay
I was 9 when these came out and I thought these were absolutely hilarious
these ads explain chaos theory and butterfly effect better than anyone else
All because of cable XD
I wonder if there’s actually someone out there that knows someone named Phil Schiffly and is now questioning his identity
I use this compilation every year in my Geometry Class. These are perfect examples of Syllogisms used in Direct Proofs. Thank you so much!
When you watch cable forever, you make big issues in a week.
When you make big issues in a week, they became stronger.
When they became stronger, you end up running through the bridge.
When you end up running through the bridge, you'll soon see a skyscraper.
When you'll soon see a skyscraper, the media will arrive shortly.
And when the media arrives shortly, you made a man more like a jerk.
Don't make a man more like a jerk.
Get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirecTV. Call 1-800-DirecTV.
when you get rid of cable, and upgrade to Directv, they make you join AT&T
when you join AT&T you get a shared data plan
when you get a data plan you use your shared data plan
when you use your shared data plan, you lose your LTE
when you lose your LTE, you get bad reception
when you get bad reception, you communicate the wrong message,
and when you communicate the wrong message, poor communication kills...
Don't let poor communication kill. get rid of cable AND Directv, and truly upgrade to comcast xfinity HD. call 1-888 xfinity.
When you create a statement advertising a company in a UA-cam comment, people think you're a shill.
When people think you're a shill, you get into comment fights.
When you get into comment fights, you lose friends.
When you lose friends, you get lonely.
When you get lonely, you become very eccentric.
When you become very eccentric, you try strange things.
When you try strange things, you wake at 3 am up broke in the red light district.
Don't wake up at 3 am broke in the red light district.
Get rid of comment advertisements and upgrade to meaningful statements.
Paul Mahoney agreed my good friend
Their customer service is horrible, but their commercials are hilarious.
There why I worked for DISH.
When your cable goes out, you get bored.
When you get bored, you start thinking of ideas.
When you start thinking of ideas, you get crazy ideas.
When you get crazy ideas, you lead yourself to do crazy stunts.
When you lead yourself to do crazy stunts, you get seriously injured.
And when you get seriously injured, you end up in a hospital.
Don't end up in a hospital.
Get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirecTV.
When you're waiting for the cable guy, you get bored.
When you get bored, you go hang out with your friends.
When you hang out with your friends, you build a raft to explore other worlds.
When you build a raft to explore worlds, your friend opens a door that destroys your home.
When your friends opens a door that destroys your home, you wind up on an adventure with a dog, a duck, and wielding a giant key.
Don't end up on an adventure with a dog, a duck, and a giant key. Get rid of cable and switch to DirectTV.
Is that a Kingdom Hearts reference?
When you play FIFA you get angry
When you get angry, you have FIFA rage
When you have FIFA rage you break TVs
When you break TVs, people don't like you
When people don't like you, you talk to yourself
And when you talk to yourself, you go insane
Don't go insane and don't play FIFA.
My favorite is still the karate guy.
the fist of goodness.
When your favorite channel is out u get tensed when you get tensed u want to get out when u want to get out u get on your landspeeder when u get on your landspeeder u leave behind 3po and r2 when u leave behind 3po and r2 things go wrong when things go wrong obi wan tries to hard when obi wan tries to hard he's killed and when obi wants killed the empire wins don't have the empire win get rid of cable and upgrade to direct tv call 1-800-directv
When you friends find out you have cable, you get embarrassed.
When you get embarrassed, you try to shift the embarrassment to something else.
When you try to shift the embarrassment to something else, Jimmy’s wife leaves him for cheating on another woman.
When Jimmy’s wife leaves him for cheating on another woman, Jimmy gets angry.
When Jimmy gets angry, he breaks into your house to kill you.
And when Jimmy breaks into your house to kill you, you beat Jimmy up with a bedside table lamp.
Don’t beat Jimmy up with a bedside table lamp. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV.
You know marketing for a product is done right when I go out of my way to search for and watch the commercials released 6 years ago.
When you have cable, you have problems. When you have problems, the cable guy doesn't show up to fix them. When the cable guy doesn't show up to fix them, you get angry. When you get angry, you decide to burn it all down and collect the insurance money. When you burn it all down and collect the insurance money, you become horribly disfigured. When you become horribly disfigured, you become a supervillain. When you become a supervillain, you get beaten up by Batman. Don't get beaten up by Batman. Get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV.
What's the odds of this ever happening? What if I attended my own funeral as a guy name Frank Shiffley? What if I chased imaginary butterflies into something legal? What if I got hit by a white Fed-ex truck on a random Thursday but then fade away from existence anyways because my grand-parents never ended up dating?
When see your comment I laugh. When I laugh everyone laughs too. When everyone laughs they cannot catch there breath. When they cannot catch there breath they die. Lets not let humanity die.
The Purple Miner Get rid of cable, upgrade to direct TV. Call 1-800-DIRECTTV now
Now you get it!