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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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  • @Kuessemir
    @Kuessemir 5 років тому +959

    When you're from Rochester, you can tell when a driver is drunk because they drive straight down the road and hit all the potholes. If they're weaving all around...then you know they still have their wits about them.

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 3 роки тому +16

      People say that about every city......

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 3 роки тому +27

      What about the guy that drives in the fog by riding on the bumps and hope someone's not coming the other way doing the same thing?

    • @IluvinortheIneffable
      @IluvinortheIneffable 3 роки тому +3

      @@thecloneguyz lol never heard that one

    • @SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite
      @SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite 3 роки тому +3

      @@brokenwave6125 I’ve never heard it

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 3 роки тому +6

      I grew up with a kid from Rochester. Wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. Hope it burns to the ground.

  • @xXBocephusXx
    @xXBocephusXx 6 років тому +4296

    "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." My favorite quote ever.

    • @royw4883
      @royw4883 6 років тому +5

      xXBocephusXx mine too

    • @2gunz122
      @2gunz122 6 років тому +11

      Roy Woodby so I guess that means your handy?

    • @royw4883
      @royw4883 6 років тому +3

      xXBocephusXx yes I am. Lol. Love red green.

    • @timmy8768
      @timmy8768 6 років тому +1

      Haha I heard that quote before

    • @Crimsonedge1
      @Crimsonedge1 6 років тому +1

      (Insert rape joke here)

  • @KonaMark1
    @KonaMark1 6 років тому +4238

    "It's almost enough to make you pay your taxes". Almost.

    • @privatesector0422
      @privatesector0422 6 років тому +14

      KonaMark
      Way to be original repeat what he said to gain likes freaking pathetic

    • @llsld5808
      @llsld5808 6 років тому +45

      are you mad cause scientist proved the earth isn't flat?

    • @KonaMark1
      @KonaMark1 6 років тому +26

      RESEARCH Flat Earth!!! Wake up I merely quoted a line from the episode. Others did as well. Might want to think about getting out of Mom’s basement for a bit. Having a bad day?

    • @simon-benoitbretchko3617
      @simon-benoitbretchko3617 6 років тому +3

      The only reason this video is going viral ^^

    • @reverendaero
      @reverendaero 5 років тому +9

      Shit the FLERFers themselves proved it wasn't flat with their own fucking experiments and it still isn't good enough.

  • @skuzzy8360
    @skuzzy8360 6 років тому +1553

    He sounds like an older version of steve-o lol

    • @donaldparlettjr3295
      @donaldparlettjr3295 6 років тому +25

      Works Not For me he does sound a lot like Steve-O. That's funny.

    • @Buffalo_billi
      @Buffalo_billi 5 років тому +7

      No it actually is his grandpa

    • @first3numbers
      @first3numbers 5 років тому +2

      If he was 60-70 and had a Canadian accent

    • @Mister_H.
      @Mister_H. 5 років тому

      That’s a fucking great shout mate 😂

    • @jinxjones1709
      @jinxjones1709 5 років тому +17

      You'll have that backwards since he was first Steve-O would be like him.
      Try harder be smarter

  • @kdmq
    @kdmq 6 років тому +363

    If they asked me what it is, I'd tell them it's a tank.

    • @lazertag720
      @lazertag720 6 років тому +12

      kdmq more like half a tank of fuel

    • @TheGoowolf
      @TheGoowolf 6 років тому +7

      Just don't drive the tank tanked. Drink responsibly

    • @327JohnnySS
      @327JohnnySS 6 років тому

      kdmq LoL

    • @gregorymckenzie7511
      @gregorymckenzie7511 5 років тому +1

      So where are the fish?

    • @Nirvash89
      @Nirvash89 4 роки тому +1

      Funny enough, he did actually make an "Tank" from a different K-car, using fencing for the treads. The ending is, par for the course, hilarious.

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 6 років тому +364

    I think after watching so much AvE UA-cam recommended this. And thank goodness for that!

    • @TWillBeer
      @TWillBeer 6 років тому +15

      poot111111 AvE reminds me a lot of this show. Probably why I like his channel so much

    • @backgroundman_
      @backgroundman_ 6 років тому +17

      I think this man might just be grandpa bumblefuck

    • @thefoodcan
      @thefoodcan 6 років тому

      poot111111 same

    • @twigglykevin
      @twigglykevin 6 років тому +9

      of course i'd find half of AvE's fan base watching red green

    • @atenrok
      @atenrok 5 років тому +1

      What's AvE?

  • @deropol05
    @deropol05 6 років тому +37

    I'm in the U.S.A and love this show. Beats the hell. Out of the garbage we have here now ! Thank you all for the laughs #

  • @mhillvo
    @mhillvo 6 років тому +2

    I don't know who does the stunts for this show, but they are epic. I love this show on YT....fun after a day working and dealing with our daily lives. Laughter...always the best medicine is the old saying. Still true. Steve is the best..

  • @Lostsage01
    @Lostsage01 3 роки тому +3

    “Totally uneatable Christmas cakes”
    Lol I got one for the first time last year from my neighbor, thought for sure they hated me 😆

  • @crazytrain03
    @crazytrain03 6 років тому +1

    I think it's pretty amazing that this show is still active. I grew up watching this with my dad over 20 years ago

  • @jayscraze7311
    @jayscraze7311 6 років тому +1

    Wow I remember watching this as a kid back when we had peasant vision and this was the greatest show ever, 7 years later and I still think back to the old Red&Green show and chuckle

  • @adriennebooton9120
    @adriennebooton9120 5 років тому +709

    Back ground laughing was the worst idea of all time

    • @lawl756
      @lawl756 5 років тому +96

      *Exists*
      Ahahahehehahahahaha!

    • @joescott778
      @joescott778 5 років тому +68

      But the. You won't know where the funny is supposed to be.

    • @joshua7586
      @joshua7586 5 років тому +29

      @@joescott778 guess it wasn't funny in the first place then

    • @internetguy692
      @internetguy692 5 років тому +10

      @@joshua7586 wooosh

    • @joshua7586
      @joshua7586 5 років тому +11

      @@internetguy692 no

  • @SledPrn6
    @SledPrn6 6 років тому +1

    Favorite show to watch as a kid, and now that I'm older.

  • @BradleyBeeksAdventures
    @BradleyBeeksAdventures 3 роки тому +2

    I could never get enough of this guy and his quote lol 😂

  • @darthmaltodextrin1899
    @darthmaltodextrin1899 3 роки тому +11

    Sees the christmas cake pothole: "You're big, I've seen bigger."

  • @livelife3359
    @livelife3359 6 років тому +2

    best bam show ever. I've been watching for 22+ years

  • @carbonized5114
    @carbonized5114 Рік тому

    That end is hands down the best ad I have ever seen.
    Dude admits he doesn't know how it works or even care to learn about it but if ya like it someone told me it was decent so check it out.
    My god I wish we got shows like this nowadays.

  • @dhdphd
    @dhdphd 5 років тому +3

    I am so extremely satisfied you're on UA-cam. I grew up and was a member of the possum lodge, back in the day. This made me laugh harder than my boss's jokes.

  • @sir.vallanstein9547
    @sir.vallanstein9547 5 років тому

    Watched this show as a kid 20 25 or so years ago with the grandparent's and loved it im really happy to find it on here so now me and my son can watch it

  • @pmag3200
    @pmag3200 6 років тому +1

    I wish I had a dad like you growing up because when I grew up and with the knowledge you would give me ......I'd probably be working for NASA now...

  • @soggybaguette8457
    @soggybaguette8457 3 роки тому +1

    Finally! A Detroit-proof car for our Michigan roads!

  • @Barnaclebeard
    @Barnaclebeard 6 років тому +101

    I know it doesn't suit the bit, but I really wanted to see it driven to failure.

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 6 років тому +4

      Barnaclebeard haha. Really? I dont think i wanted to
      Its enough that he builds something everyday but you never see them again in later episodes lol id say he drove it untill it was out of gas and wrote her off then LOL

    • @Barnaclebeard
      @Barnaclebeard 6 років тому +9

      Like I said, it wouldn't suit the bit. But are you telling me you wouldn't watch a DVD extra of that thing merging onto the 401?

    • @hotrodhog2170
      @hotrodhog2170 6 років тому +10

      He cant turn corners with it!

    • @traviscroft1786
      @traviscroft1786 5 років тому +5

      @@hotrodhog2170 just need to add a right and left brake system...

  • @AngryK1tty
    @AngryK1tty 3 роки тому

    Holy moly this is a blast from the past

  • @TheTech660
    @TheTech660 6 років тому +1

    You make us Mechanics happy after a Hard Days of Work! You got a Sub!

  • @FBurck
    @FBurck 6 років тому +89

    Those old Chryslers would do that on a smooth road

    • @AtholAnderson
      @AtholAnderson 5 років тому +7

      It's a K car, I'm pretty sure it'd do that sitting still.

    • @danieldixon4568
      @danieldixon4568 3 роки тому +1

      Everybody who drives a chrysler cries on the side of the road.

    • @kimchipig
      @kimchipig 3 роки тому

      @@danieldixon4568 I used to work for Chrysler and I endorse your comment.

  • @xopharios
    @xopharios 3 роки тому

    Red Green show. Good memories

  • @antoniohuertas6345
    @antoniohuertas6345 5 років тому

    I love this program.

  • @baffledsquirrel2122
    @baffledsquirrel2122 5 років тому

    I used to watch this all the time!

  • @duogemstone
    @duogemstone 5 років тому +2

    I don't know why I'm surprised that redgreen is on youtube but it's a very nice surprise

  • @RIPjkripper
    @RIPjkripper 5 років тому +40

    I wonder how many Plymouth Reliant K's were sacrificed for this show?

    • @tedsell1455
      @tedsell1455 5 років тому +1

      RIPjkripper I hope not alot. ,Lol 🙃

    • @thenewcenturyhomeste
      @thenewcenturyhomeste 5 років тому +6

      RIPjkripper My parents had one. I was pretty skeptical, but ended up being a good car. It got totaled out when I had to use it one day and someone who was tailgating me rear ended it, after I had to do a sudden stop (when another idiot ran a stop sign). But...as bad as it got hit, it never quit running and I drove it home!

    • @ypop417
      @ypop417 4 роки тому +1

      Knew the guy he got them from. Quite a few at around $500 a pop Canadian

    • @martinliehs2513
      @martinliehs2513 3 роки тому +6

      Probably every Chrysler product sold in Canada in the 80's made a stop at the Red Green show on its way to the scrapyard.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 роки тому

      Enough

  • @declangraham1864
    @declangraham1864 3 роки тому

    Holy this unlocked a ton of memories

  • @ramrod126
    @ramrod126 6 років тому

    Used to watch redgreen years ago. had no idea there was a UA-cam channel. subbed.

  • @BeingRomans829ed
    @BeingRomans829ed 3 роки тому +1

    The dislikes are all road construction workers who are afraid Red's idea will put them out of work.

  • @ky42
    @ky42 5 років тому

    Miss this show!

  • @elijahbutterfield4869
    @elijahbutterfield4869 5 років тому +5

    "...right over my face, if I know these guys"
    * blam *

  • @jpinon2013
    @jpinon2013 6 років тому

    This is now my favorite channel. Thank you

  • @bionicgeff
    @bionicgeff 3 роки тому

    Dunno if he is a better comedian or handyman but goddamn that car actually drives at the end!

  • @alexanderforkner8080
    @alexanderforkner8080 3 роки тому

    the red green show, one of the greats!

  • @American_Heathen
    @American_Heathen 6 років тому +17

    It is pothole season here in MN. That might work here lol

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 6 років тому +3

      It's pothole season here in MI, I find if I drive fast enough, I just glide over them... the cops don't see it that way, though...

    • @TypicalPeen
      @TypicalPeen 6 років тому +1

      Its pothole season all year here in michigan

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 6 років тому +1

      It's because Michigan is still on it's 50 year, 25 billion dollar, I-75 project north of Zilwaukee bridge, they don't have any money for other roads.

    • @Jake951716
      @Jake951716 6 років тому +1

      Really? I thought it was still winter.

    • @kylejdahl5358
      @kylejdahl5358 6 років тому

      E Johnson You mean winter is over already? Huh.

  • @LSnium
    @LSnium 3 роки тому

    That one part with the sheet metal was smooth.

  • @joeh690
    @joeh690 4 роки тому +1

    That is total genius. 😂

  • @Zaddy38
    @Zaddy38 12 днів тому +1

    Revisiting my childhood

  • @doctordeath2551
    @doctordeath2551 5 років тому +4

    He basically building a tank

  • @ThetreeDraggon
    @ThetreeDraggon Місяць тому

    Oh my lord! Could you imagine!?! That sound the whole time while driving. 3:28 😂

  • @juliogonzo2718
    @juliogonzo2718 6 років тому

    Yup in England they drive on the left of the road. In Canada we drive on what's left of the road.

  • @Victoria-sl7ky
    @Victoria-sl7ky 3 роки тому +1

    I grew up watching these guys lmao which is probably why I always have duct tape on hand.

  • @lectritech
    @lectritech 6 років тому

    The Red Green Show was the best show ever to watch while on LSD, back when that was a thing.

  • @notmuch_23
    @notmuch_23 6 років тому +10

    Yeah, but what happens if he needs to actually do this rare thing that cars need to do on occasion called *turn?*

  • @lobmin
    @lobmin 6 років тому

    Thanks Mr. Handy

  • @branjosnow6244
    @branjosnow6244 3 роки тому

    That was a lot funnier than I thought it was gonna be.

  • @birdyashiro1226
    @birdyashiro1226 3 роки тому +2

    0:09 Yes, Toronto

  • @chrismars3088
    @chrismars3088 6 років тому

    Dude just literally reinvented tracks.

  • @TechnMoto
    @TechnMoto 3 роки тому +1

    Lol love this show

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms 3 роки тому

    This man really just reinvented the Mk IV.

  • @BurnedJello
    @BurnedJello 3 роки тому

    Ngl, I was watching for a while not laughing at all and questioning the laugh track and just then.. I saw the Ontario plate. It was like a Keyser Soze moment

  • @rootsdat
    @rootsdat 6 років тому

    Absolute legend!

  • @bignatec1000
    @bignatec1000 5 років тому +2

    The fact that that even halfway works.....

  • @davesstuff1599
    @davesstuff1599 5 років тому

    This has to be the craziest thing yet.

  • @ShmeegleSon
    @ShmeegleSon 4 роки тому

    This guy is awesome!!

  • @b_uppy
    @b_uppy 6 років тому

    it is amazing that those "tracks" held while he drove...

  • @dglesterhardunkichud5178
    @dglesterhardunkichud5178 6 років тому

    Great show...

  • @shumeister1059
    @shumeister1059 3 роки тому +1

    Alright, so... you're basically on your way to making a tank with caterpillars.

  • @brianna44marie71
    @brianna44marie71 2 роки тому

    He's like a different version if Tim the tool man lol 😆

  • @whitneymills9530
    @whitneymills9530 Рік тому

    I love red green so much lol

  • @amishrobots
    @amishrobots 6 років тому +1

    Should I be worried that as soon as he cut the pool apart, I immediately understood what the plan was? Or that it only took me a second or two to figure out why he was beating up those poor lawn mowers?

  • @roria2219
    @roria2219 4 роки тому

    I didn't realize this was a comedy skit I just thought "why are these people laughing at this poor man"

  • @n.s-anglerholics
    @n.s-anglerholics 3 роки тому

    love red green

  • @codenamexelda
    @codenamexelda 3 роки тому

    He turned his car into a tank, all he needs now is a cannon and he's set for the apocalypse

  • @SaintSoldier84
    @SaintSoldier84 3 роки тому

    enjoying this in 2021

  • @metazare
    @metazare 6 років тому

    Holy shit subbed.
    I remember seeing this on a local cable channel years ago and I thought it was hilarious. I had no idea they were still making this stuff, it's great.

  • @firepatriot42
    @firepatriot42 3 роки тому

    Family had a k car growing up. Was in the late 90's early 2000's.

  • @Rysussybaka
    @Rysussybaka 3 роки тому +3

    Imagine having to include fake laughter noises to literally tell the audience what is "supposed" to be funny.
    Canned laughter is pretty weird if you think about it....

    • @BiscuitFever
      @BiscuitFever 3 роки тому +1

      Oh fuck off.

    • @Rysussybaka
      @Rysussybaka 3 роки тому +1

      @@BiscuitFever
      No u

    • @calliph
      @calliph 3 роки тому +1

      Even weirder if you realize most of the people they got the canned laughter from are dead.

    • @bradenanderson5087
      @bradenanderson5087 3 роки тому

      @@calliph was just gonna say the same thing. Palahniuk fan?

  • @sigilvii
    @sigilvii 3 роки тому

    It's interesting, you can see the closed captioning scan line at the top

  • @mikespark72
    @mikespark72 3 роки тому

    Rock on red green!

  • @thantos2530
    @thantos2530 5 років тому

    Oh my god, I remember this show, this is where I learned the phrase "duct tape fixes everything"

    • @thantos2530
      @thantos2530 5 років тому

      Got a marriage falling apart, duct tape
      Got an annoying family member, duct tape
      Got a leaky asshole,duct tape

  • @username6101947
    @username6101947 5 років тому

    Wow, I haven't seen him in a long time.

  • @christianmeglio9111
    @christianmeglio9111 3 роки тому +1

    I now it's Canada, but it seems like Michigan.

    • @Al_Gore_Rhythmn
      @Al_Gore_Rhythmn 3 роки тому +1

      Same thing?

    • @christianmeglio9111
      @christianmeglio9111 3 роки тому

      @@Al_Gore_Rhythmn Pretty darn close. Especially as you get north of Lansing and even more when you go over the bridge.

  • @ericdell1819
    @ericdell1819 6 років тому

    Patten pending. On the car pool idea. Lol

  • @AuH2O
    @AuH2O 4 роки тому

    Stale humor for old farts. I suppose it might give you a chuckle or two as you're scarfing down the All-Bran at the retirement home.

  • @tapethegrape8195
    @tapethegrape8195 3 роки тому

    That nice old Plymouth Reliant... I'll bet it's already crushed my now

  • @sherryannknowles5423
    @sherryannknowles5423 3 роки тому

    Laughing so hard I feel out of my seat!!

  • @jm10014
    @jm10014 3 роки тому

    What hurt the most was seeing those original WW1 and WW2 era helmets being thrown around like that

  • @hungryhungryhummer
    @hungryhungryhummer 6 років тому

    I’m still getting over the fact that it worked.

  • @chrisyalowica1457
    @chrisyalowica1457 5 років тому

    I miss the red and green show

  • @jamesburton1050
    @jamesburton1050 3 роки тому

    MacGyver again! Cool!

  • @bobtrudel6752
    @bobtrudel6752 5 років тому

    Learnt alot form this show my trucks dash and cup holders of made of tuck tape

  • @BananaBoy_420
    @BananaBoy_420 3 роки тому

    My dad use to watch this show lol

  • @patriciaverrilli8866
    @patriciaverrilli8866 3 роки тому

    This was a good funny ass show

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG Рік тому

    Fun fact, this solution will only work as long as you drive in a straight line. If you want to even use it properly, you have to give your car Tank Steering.

  • @beavis0615
    @beavis0615 2 роки тому

    Pure genius

  • @geoben1810
    @geoben1810 3 роки тому

    Sheer genius! That should patented and mass produced. If he doesn't do it I will !
    🤣👍

  • @zacslaman910
    @zacslaman910 6 років тому

    I've watched you since a kid

  • @themonolithian
    @themonolithian 3 роки тому

    That jacket he has is worth around 400 dollars today

  • @GabrielHernandez-go3sn
    @GabrielHernandez-go3sn 3 роки тому

    Holy Cow I remember dis!!

  • @l.d.p.9365
    @l.d.p.9365 6 років тому

    OK ok, you solved the pothole problem. What about the "I laughed so hard I soiled my pants, shirt, shoes AND hat" situation you've created?

  • @luvisgone48
    @luvisgone48 3 роки тому

    not me crying cause i watched this with my grandpa

  • @Scouten819
    @Scouten819 3 роки тому

    military surplus parka, nice

  • @Jrez
    @Jrez 3 роки тому

    This could actually be a great scientific experiment to explain why tanks use tracks.

  • @jairret3640
    @jairret3640 Рік тому

    This reminds me of the sreet in witinting Iowa on the sreet of 720 st of witinting Iowa

  • @jonyprepperisrael60
    @jonyprepperisrael60 3 роки тому

    the true mentor of Jeremy Clarkson