The Worst Games You've Never Played #7

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @flyingrussians218
    @flyingrussians218 6 років тому +1472

    I thought i'd die of old age before Tennings uploaded again

    • @brucewhite3310
      @brucewhite3310 6 років тому +21

      He's alive! HE'S ALIVE!

    • @FeckinSkratcheR
      @FeckinSkratcheR 6 років тому +5

      I was getting scared.

    • @jeramzPC
      @jeramzPC 6 років тому

      Wooohoo! Glad to see you're back! Hope to see more!

    • @--Animal--
      @--Animal-- 6 років тому +1

      Well there's always the next video.

  • @Tennings
    @Tennings  6 років тому +723

    So... kept you waiting, huh?! It’s been amazing sitting back and seeing the response to this video. This was a monster to make, but it was so worth it. You guys are awesome! Thanks for hanging in there. Also don’t forget to follow me on Twitter. I’ve got something pretty cool to announce soon. EEEK!

    • @ronitaburke9544
      @ronitaburke9544 6 років тому +5

      So are you now going to start posting more vids?

    • @DefiantTurtle21
      @DefiantTurtle21 6 років тому +4

      I am surprised yet so happy this is all happening. Love you bro

    • @VacantHaven
      @VacantHaven 6 років тому +5

      Are you pregnant Tennings?

    • @benrussell5070
      @benrussell5070 6 років тому +2

      Thought you were gone for good. Is great to have another video mate. great intro.

    • @robertfarrow7579
      @robertfarrow7579 6 років тому +2

      I actually thought you'd sold out! Got me ya bastard

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 6 років тому +1081

    *Smokes a cigarette*
    "Tennings? Haven't heard that name in years"

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 6 років тому +24

      @Delta Romeo
      *In a post apocalyptic wasteland caused by PC outrage
      "Tennings?"
      *cracks open a non binary mutated rat's skull*
      "Now those were the good ol' days"

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 6 років тому +3

      Tennings... Tennings never changes

    • @V1VISECT6
      @V1VISECT6 6 років тому +5

      I need a bong hit.

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 6 років тому +2

      Crazelord91 *insert french accent*

    • @nigelvampire8482
      @nigelvampire8482 6 років тому +1

      It's been 84 years.... Geddit?

  • @IshmaelSimpson
    @IshmaelSimpson 4 роки тому +183

    "It's about as fun as being hungry" is singularly the best line / joke I've heard this year. This man is top notch. 😂

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 6 років тому +557

    I believe all the dislikes are from people who didn't make it past the 1st minute...

    • @rockerfukuro
      @rockerfukuro 6 років тому +31

      almost quit the video but i decide to check the comments........ thanks 4 the advice

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 6 років тому +16

      I was literally about to check out at the 45 second mark.
      Feel like I've been played.

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 6 років тому +7

      @@rockerfukuro tbf I originally cheated and skipped ahead and saw the actual tennings so i knew it was a joke

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 6 років тому +6

      @@kayleighbrown459 lol then he did his job

    • @dry7560
      @dry7560 6 років тому +2

      1:12 actually

  • @naokurogami
    @naokurogami 6 років тому +918

    PSA: The first minute is a joke, don't dislike because of that.

    • @profoundobserver2533
      @profoundobserver2533 6 років тому +50

      i was like wtf!!!!!

    • @moongiggler
      @moongiggler 6 років тому +32

      Thank fuck

    • @dontegraves5051
      @dontegraves5051 6 років тому +79

      I don't see why anyone would. Are people really too dumb to immediately figure out the opening was a total joke? Especially people who've seen multiple Tennings videos, you'd know his "style" is anything but traditional. Which is why every video is hilarious.

    • @naokurogami
      @naokurogami 6 років тому +35

      @@dontegraves5051 See the number of dislikes compared to his other videos and some of the disapproving comments.
      To some of these dislikers defence, if this is the first time I watch Tennings' video, I would probably dislike it as well.

    • @soggymobflip
      @soggymobflip 6 років тому +4

      Almost quit til I saw this comment.

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 6 років тому +459

    This is like the old UA-cam coming back to fight the new UA-cam

    • @marlonmontelhiggins8570
      @marlonmontelhiggins8570 6 років тому +33

      And, fight, it should. The new UA-cam is bullshit with how corporate and politically correct it has become and how advertiser friendly it so desperately strives to be.

    • @MarioSonicfan1
      @MarioSonicfan1 6 років тому +2

      Yeah fuck UA-cam! What’d think they are? Understanding the main principles of business in that you don’t keep up with the times you’ll fail, or not letting a few channels who refuse to obey their terms of service sink the entire website. What a bunch of assholes!

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 6 років тому +12

      @@MarioSonicfan1 *f@$k UA-cam. Cursing is not allowed on here anymore

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 роки тому +7

      @@MarioSonicfan1 Swearing, sex, violence and drug references won't sink an entire website. They just decided to pander to insanely, obsessively overprotective parents who instead of taking responsibility and taking the blame when a kid sees something they shouldn't on the internet they blame the video for having what the kid saw in it and use their kids as convenient excuses to get stuff censored or banned just because they don't like it. They say they're protecting their kids but they're not really.

    • @questionfor9502
      @questionfor9502 3 роки тому

      There's a starwars reference here

  • @k.morris231
    @k.morris231 6 років тому +246

    15:51
    A japanese schoolgirl called Katie Smith.
    Okay.

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo 4 роки тому +5

      She is not even an immigrant to japan

    • @SamuraiCypher
      @SamuraiCypher 4 роки тому +2

      This shit happens

    • @tamil8108
      @tamil8108 4 роки тому +5

      American publishing and localizing at its finest.

    • @MrDryqula
      @MrDryqula 4 роки тому +6

      It was originally Katiye Sumito

  • @IsomerMashups
    @IsomerMashups 6 років тому +155

    "There's been aborted babies conceived better than this."
    Best line.

  • @JackHolleworth
    @JackHolleworth 4 роки тому +117

    Y’know, there’s a funny thing about Maze Action that I accidentally discovered for myself:
    If you pause while firing a weapon, your attack animation still plays out, which can allow for stupidly easy kills without your opponent immediately ducking in response or having to get into a catfight with them.

  • @famous305matrix
    @famous305matrix 6 років тому +367

    So freaking glad to have you back, I was angrily confused at the first couple minutes there.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 6 років тому +5

      Thank you for unhanding him

    • @BP9000
      @BP9000 6 років тому +13

      I contemplated unsubbing until tennings made his triumphant return

    • @rainthesomber
      @rainthesomber 6 років тому +2

      @@BP9000 dude same

    • @vlork666
      @vlork666 6 років тому +2

      Right?
      A woman can only be so annoying.
      Eventually it outweighs the hotless.

  • @MundMoriginal
    @MundMoriginal 5 років тому +35

    Liquid Games still exist, they are now saying this about their business: "We are a videogames developing company focused on the creation and monetization of high quality casual games for web and mobile devices"

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 3 роки тому +3

      Liquid Games, more like Liquid Shite

  • @THCGreywolf
    @THCGreywolf 6 років тому +94

    Genuinely thought he'd had a sex change for about 30 seconds.

    • @Artman408
      @Artman408 6 років тому +14

      Not my proudest fap

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 6 років тому +5

      As a straight man, why am I more attracted to him as a guy?

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo 4 роки тому +1

      Crazelord91 Because you are actually bi

  • @obscureentertainment8303
    @obscureentertainment8303 4 роки тому +63

    I spent 36 minutes waiting for him to review a game based on the movie Se7en...

  • @AgentTasmania
    @AgentTasmania 6 років тому +82

    They might be rare, but Tennings’ videos are of a high quality

  • @VALLANCEGAMING
    @VALLANCEGAMING 6 років тому +43

    The sound effect on crazy frog didn't start there, it started as an old insanity test online, you have to withstand 30 seconds without laughing at a picture of an F1 car whilst listening to the annoying race car sound

  • @LOOTd
    @LOOTd 6 років тому +498

    Maybe it's time to got rid of the PS2 and bought yourself a console with quality titles. May I suggest the OUYA?

    • @solidbear7581
      @solidbear7581 6 років тому +2

      I am buying myself one but at least I will look forward to playing Final Fantasy 9 on it. Thank god Roms are not dead.

    • @riverwhite8418
      @riverwhite8418 6 років тому +4

      Or the Hyper Scan.

    • @The-Zer0th-Law
      @The-Zer0th-Law 6 років тому

      OUYA is at least android, you can get emulators on, and there are android games that are really good and compatible with it.

    • @patg108
      @patg108 6 років тому

      but that isn't a console nor is it quality!

    • @The-Zer0th-Law
      @The-Zer0th-Law 6 років тому +1

      @@patg108 a console is basically a computer, ergo even a FUCKING RADAR is a console. Also, what really defines console these days?! Nobody knows, there's Web Console, Game Console, Debug Console...

  • @pepijn23
    @pepijn23 4 роки тому +46

    This is not an insult, but a compliment.
    You are like the AVGN of cheap bootleg PS2 games instead of NES and that’s a good thing. I think every console and generation needs one

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 2 роки тому +3

      Well, considering how the PS2 was known to have a lot of games under its belt, there's bound to be a ton of material to work with.

  • @nyan2317
    @nyan2317 6 років тому +119

    I postponed my suicide for 35 minutes because of this. Wasn't disappointed.

  • @7ylerD
    @7ylerD 6 років тому +15

    Out of all the off the wall hyperbolic analogies made throughout this video, “about as fun as being hungry” was the most clever and impactful one to me. Like, people saying stuff like “that’s about as fun as using sandpaper as toilet paper” is all well and good and is like, yeah that’d probably suck. But “about as fun a being hungry”? That’s incredible! It creates an immediate “man that sucks” feeling just when you hear it. So simple, yet so effective. Great job!

  • @AjaxJP
    @AjaxJP 6 років тому +107

    Demolition Girl is just Ace Combat for people with a giantess fetish

  • @liam_pat7452
    @liam_pat7452 6 років тому +625

    The intro trolled me, I nearly smashed the unsubscribe button, then tennings finally arrived and cured my anxiety 😂😂😂

    • @EraserDudeFilms
      @EraserDudeFilms 4 роки тому +3

      Ngl, I haven't seen this review before cos I clicked off so quickly when I saw it wasn't Tennings 😂
      Least this means I get myself a new review!

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 4 роки тому +2

      I almost unsubbed too.

    • @AirBulletin
      @AirBulletin 4 роки тому +24

      man insane people are this gullible

    • @viemarirunoa
      @viemarirunoa 3 роки тому +4

      @@AirBulletin ok Mr. Edgy af

    • @AirBulletin
      @AirBulletin 3 роки тому +9

      @@viemarirunoa ure using that term wrong lool

  • @dicapriodelorean2888
    @dicapriodelorean2888 6 років тому +80

    It's been 84 years

  • @hamzairshad4663
    @hamzairshad4663 6 років тому +52

    I never unsubscribed because i was hoping you'd come back one day and here you are. Welcome back Tennings!!

  • @bbq878
    @bbq878 6 років тому +86

    I came across you like 2 weeks ago. I thought you just quit or something. And i remember thinking, like "dude ill never watch an amazing video ever again." And here you are! Dude don't stop, ever.

    • @Tom8478onYT
      @Tom8478onYT 6 років тому +1

      As did I!

    • @iliveinsideyourhouse1367
      @iliveinsideyourhouse1367 6 років тому

      This guy videos are very similar to angry video game nerd.

    • @canamemiku
      @canamemiku 6 років тому

      @@iliveinsideyourhouse1367 but without those "overly done" special effects, which is a nice thing for me

    • @iliveinsideyourhouse1367
      @iliveinsideyourhouse1367 6 років тому +1

      I think that "overly done special effects" is what makes avgn videos more nostalgic and feels like an old youtube videos but ok.

  • @nallynally1700
    @nallynally1700 6 років тому +77

    Welcome back, dude. See you back when my first child is born. If the internet even exists by then.

  • @HaterTaterLater
    @HaterTaterLater 6 років тому +241

    I see you're trying to compete with Jontron for least videos uploaded a decade.

    • @Phantron
      @Phantron 6 років тому +7

      no. jontron just sucks :)

    • @squidvision
      @squidvision 6 років тому +4

      barfyman362 wrong he does

    • @prog7141
      @prog7141 6 років тому

      Why does he suck though?

    • @tikalthewhimsicott2736
      @tikalthewhimsicott2736 6 років тому +21

      Double Disappointment JonTron doesn't suck he's awsome. He made the flex tape memes.

    • @HumanoidCableDreads
      @HumanoidCableDreads 6 років тому +18

      JonTron sucks so much his videos get millions of views.

  • @TheSkaldenmettrunk
    @TheSkaldenmettrunk 5 років тому +49

    I thought this channel was dead at the time I discovered it. Well obviously it isn't. Great!

    • @lll8638
      @lll8638 4 роки тому +2

      You can be honest now. Isn't Umbrella responsible for Corona?

  • @rigtio8887
    @rigtio8887 6 років тому +73

    I discovered this channel about a year ago and thought it was dead, judging by the time of the last upload. I subscribed nonetheless, hoping for new videos

  • @blatherskite3009
    @blatherskite3009 4 роки тому +7

    Probably worth mentioning that Maze Action and Demolition Girl were both originally from the Japanese "Simple" series, which were basically homebrew games made by amateur devs, sold at pocket-money prices. They were all over the shop in terms of subject matter, playability, and technical proficiency :) The most notable thing to come out of the Simple series was probably the Earth Defense Force games. EDF! EDF! :)

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 6 років тому +70

    20:05- *Slaps down schoolgirl, bends down to tie shoe*
    Gotta respect the man's priorities, welcome back by the way.

  • @artyomsaveli9681
    @artyomsaveli9681 4 роки тому +51

    It feels like Demolition Girl was created for all of those guys with a giantess fetish.

    • @danielbowyer6525
      @danielbowyer6525 4 роки тому +6

      I'm more curious on the information he found about Riho on 27:50. Doesn't take long as I simply Google her name and found that the source is from Giantess Wiki.

  • @PhoenixGC89
    @PhoenixGC89 6 років тому +512

    Bro you almost lost a sub with that intro lol

    • @Gollumfili
      @Gollumfili 6 років тому +17

      Glad I wasn't the only one struggling. Only the string survive, so the fact you're still here is testiment to your resilience

    • @YadonTheCat
      @YadonTheCat 6 років тому +67

      You guys are really bad at detecting satire

    • @markbamford407
      @markbamford407 6 років тому +5

      I was worried for a min there.

    • @greatgolley6576
      @greatgolley6576 6 років тому +2

      I a I was almost wanna quit till I saw ur comment

    • @PhoenixGC89
      @PhoenixGC89 6 років тому +2

      See y'all feel me lol

  • @jaykatemorrison
    @jaykatemorrison 3 роки тому +12

    02:49 - Crazy Frog Racer
    04:23 - A Horrible Horrible Racist
    09:25 - The Arcade
    14:52 - Maze Action
    20:43 - 21:50 - Caddicarus Collab
    21:51 - Clever Kids Pony World
    25:47 - 26:17 - Ponies are Wobbly
    26:19 - Demolition Girl
    35:11 - The End

  • @stevefox1200
    @stevefox1200 6 років тому +134

    Some of those games are from the "simple series" which was a line of Japanese super budget games, a couple of them (OneeChanbara and Earth Defense Force) ended up becoming full series

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 6 років тому +3

      Damn, never knew EDF was from the Simple 2000. The 360 games were fun as hell.

    • @justinfrazier9555
      @justinfrazier9555 6 років тому +3

      I have seen this comment enough to have it memorized. I am absolutely positively 100% certain he knows exactly what you just said. Literally. Pick any Tennings video. Any one of them. Scroll through the comments and look.
      Edit: I said any video, in reality only a select few have reviews of these specific types of games. But when they are in the video the comment is littered through the comments.

    • @alexanderhunt88
      @alexanderhunt88 6 років тому +1

      So these are Kuso games.

    • @stevefox1200
      @stevefox1200 6 років тому

      @@justinfrazier9555 I don't usually read the comments on the older videos, sorry Jesus

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 6 років тому

      Which made d3 into a great gaming company.

  • @Chokalada
    @Chokalada 6 років тому +3

    Holy fuck, the crazy frog... I suddenly remember how I once used to be *obsessed* with this wretch back in 2005, and having even *unironically* liked the songs he "bing bing bing baba bopp"-ed to hell. What a fucking infant I was back then... I'm so glad to have grown out of this shit so quickly. That being said, if there's one thing I will have to give that retarded racing game of his credit for, is for just how perfectly it recreates the feeling of falling and flying endlessly in a dream. Still have those kinds of dreams even today, so seeing a shitty game accidentally portray it so accurately in a way that no other game possibly could intrigues me greatly.
    And thank you very much for reminding us of your existence, Tennings. We all missed you, my dude.

  • @Hazmatchris13
    @Hazmatchris13 6 років тому +264

    HOLY SHIT!!! I FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER!!!

  • @patrix4th
    @patrix4th 5 років тому +5

    I remember when this came up in my recommendations. I had to make sure UA-cam wasn’t glitching when I saw the date. Legitimately felt like Rose from Titanic. “It’s been 84 years.”

  • @MoondustOverdose
    @MoondustOverdose 6 років тому +136

    LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR BOYS

    • @haaxxx9
      @haaxxx9 6 років тому

      *All I want is Christmas is you~*

  • @stvjful
    @stvjful 5 років тому +6

    Every time I come across an awful game from my childhood, I think to myself “Maybe I should send it to Tennings?” 😂 I could keep you going for hours with some of the crap PS1 and GBA games I’ve played 😅

  • @caelanregister4966
    @caelanregister4966 6 років тому +58

    Really hope it's not actually another two years before another vid

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 5 років тому

      New one on the 17th!

    • @MiyaMam948
      @MiyaMam948 5 років тому +2

      wish granted

  • @iliveinsideyourhouse1367
    @iliveinsideyourhouse1367 6 років тому +16

    You should just collab with james rofle AKA the angry video game nerd, you 2 had a lots in common.

  • @dyea_b_tis5319
    @dyea_b_tis5319 6 років тому +74

    Top 10 Anime Returns

  • @Pingaheimer
    @Pingaheimer 5 років тому +2

    I'm watching this 5 months later because youtube will literally notify me about every single stupid goddamn fucking thing i could give two snoring shits about but i can't for the life of me get a notification for a single channel i actually care about.

  • @youtubiu
    @youtubiu 6 років тому +98

    #Top 1 UA-cam Comebacks.
    Couldn't believe when I saw the notification

  • @plissken94th57
    @plissken94th57 4 роки тому +1

    ET was such a horrible game, that they listed the cartridge landfill a government black site.

  • @Jam-3548
    @Jam-3548 6 років тому +77

    MY BOY I MISSED YOU! I'm happy you're back

  • @bighuge1060
    @bighuge1060 4 роки тому +4

    Sad to admit I have this game. In the 2000s I had such a horrendous job that I needed to buy myself a "toy" to make up for the week or day I had. Most times than not it turned out being a PS2 game and this title was -- thankfully in a cheaper used form -- one of those toys. I played it once. That says a lot when I play the heck out of other titles to this day.

  • @OroTheEnlightened
    @OroTheEnlightened 6 років тому +65

    The day that never comes finally came!

    • @BP9000
      @BP9000 6 років тому +2

      Insert riff here

  • @JayBigDadyCy
    @JayBigDadyCy 4 роки тому +5

    The horse sponge bath was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Legit crying

  • @JoshToTheSmyth
    @JoshToTheSmyth 6 років тому +38

    Holy fuck....I only found and binged through this channel around a month ago, and was very sad to see that it seemed to be dead. I subbed for the craic and by gosh its paid off haha

  • @FinallyAlone
    @FinallyAlone 5 років тому +14

    "I DONT EVEN LIKE SUPER SMASH BROS!"
    it was at this moment tennings knew,
    He fucked up.

    • @Tennings
      @Tennings  5 років тому +8

      Can confirm that I have since done a 180 on this... Sorry everyone!

    • @FinallyAlone
      @FinallyAlone 5 років тому +1

      @@Tennings
      Well that's *SMASHING*
      Or you could say it was the *ULTIMATE* destination.

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 6 років тому +49

    *GOD HAS ENTERED THE SERVER*

  • @declanshannon2518
    @declanshannon2518 6 років тому +6

    Yes! you had me for a second there and the girl was great to reel me in.

  • @NuclearXpotato1100
    @NuclearXpotato1100 6 років тому +20

    I'm glad the first thing you review after coming back is the crazy Frog

  • @trashtakesonly
    @trashtakesonly 6 років тому

    The Kevin Spacey joke has a few layers to it and left me fucking reeling with laughter.

  • @40oz.onrepeat86
    @40oz.onrepeat86 6 років тому +7

    You got me so good with the opening of this video haha. Welcome back man! Also it’s such a breath of fresh air seeing a UA-cam not bend to the will of UA-cam. Thank you

  • @KotyoK1
    @KotyoK1 6 років тому +8

    I died when she said "We thought you were dead..."
    Lol, nice line

  • @BigDaddy_Geoff
    @BigDaddy_Geoff 6 років тому +19

    Exactly two years on the dot and you’re still producing some of the funniest content I’ve ever seen

  • @lewislikeslife
    @lewislikeslife 6 років тому +3

    Good to see you back!! Can't wait for a Callmekevin crossover now haha

  • @s.ballert
    @s.ballert 6 років тому +79

    Dayum, 6 in the morning in Germany, I'm playing dying light and I'm stoned, suddenly a tennings video appeared with UA-cam notifications. NOICE

    • @Zeranaar
      @Zeranaar 6 років тому +2

      Nice life Mr. LookAtMeIDoDrugsAndHaveNoWork

    • @s.ballert
      @s.ballert 6 років тому +4

      @@Zeranaar i work as a security, 225 hours last month btw

    • @shokydance
      @shokydance 6 років тому

      Living the dream son

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 6 років тому +4

      You definitely thought you were hallucinating or something

    • @sturmgewehr4471
      @sturmgewehr4471 6 років тому

      Why are you stoned 6 in the morning

  • @minichou
    @minichou 6 років тому +1

    Yay the Irish guy is back! I love your videos man. Always funny and the quality is great. Take all the time you need. Also you're looking pretty good, nice muscles

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 років тому +16

    Did I die in my sleep? This can't be real life

  • @iansmith1965
    @iansmith1965 4 роки тому +27

    Iv'e never laughed so much in my life as when I watched "Pony World" I was reduced to tears!

  • @nikudriverhc4647
    @nikudriverhc4647 6 років тому +27

    This is a dream, isn't it...? No? The video is actually working? I mean this intro is very non-Tennings... wait, he's here! It's an early Christmas miracle! Yes, UA-cam has changed (all for the worst), but please don't leave, Tennings.
    Even if takes as long as Coronation Street has been broadcast... Please never leave.

  • @raccoonja-ronja
    @raccoonja-ronja 4 роки тому +2

    I acually played Crazy Frog Racer as a kid and I loved it. My dad downloaded for me from some shady website. But I had never played any other racer except for different versions an even worse one based on the Crazy Chicken franchise wich are so obscure that they don't even have an English Wikipedia article.

  • @ClassicMacro23rd
    @ClassicMacro23rd 6 років тому +26

    Glad to see you're alive dude!

  • @ARx0xoo
    @ARx0xoo 6 років тому +14

    "Why even bodder?" - A Wise Man.

  • @salsaucy2547
    @salsaucy2547 6 років тому +62

    There's a really weird fetish where guys are into literal Giants. Humungus female Giants. The game at 29:00 is just trying to cash in on those people in Japan with this fetish 🤦‍♂️ *leafy voice activate* "it's literally a kink game"

    • @PhoenixGC89
      @PhoenixGC89 6 років тому +10

      I recently discovered I'm one of those dudes... it's weird even to me.

    • @salsaucy2547
      @salsaucy2547 6 років тому +5

      @@PhoenixGC89 not trying to kink shame or anything lol. Just very odd too me is all.

    • @PhoenixGC89
      @PhoenixGC89 6 років тому +5

      At first I thought I just liked tall chicks but... yeah giant women fetish lol

    • @salveteinfernum
      @salveteinfernum 6 років тому +12

      Giant titties my dude

    • @ssspookies
      @ssspookies 6 років тому

      Leafy is another youtuber that needs to return!

  • @VacantHaven
    @VacantHaven 6 років тому

    Tennings could you please give us all a Christmas review or some shit. Did Phoenix games ever have a Christmas game??

  • @Zokaru
    @Zokaru 6 років тому +4

    You're literally one of the only youtubers that I find genuinely funny nowadays man. Even if it's ever 2 years don't stop what you're doing we need you lol

  • @stevenankers294
    @stevenankers294 6 років тому +1

    Thank you, I just finished watching a bunch of your old videos & I was wishing you would start uploading again. The intro to the new video got me.

  • @benjaminogden27
    @benjaminogden27 6 років тому +11

    All I knew is that this dude got into wrestling and he'd never be back. Now he is back. Triumph!

    • @MrbigPnslolisaidpns
      @MrbigPnslolisaidpns 6 років тому

      Celebrity Martyr was he really into wrestling?
      How did you know?

    • @benjaminogden27
      @benjaminogden27 6 років тому

      @@MrbigPnslolisaidpns I googled "Tennings" and got pictures of an Irish wrestler who bore a striking similarity to our dear friend here

    • @MrbigPnslolisaidpns
      @MrbigPnslolisaidpns 6 років тому +1

      Celebrity Martyr i googled and couldn’t find anything

    • @benjaminogden27
      @benjaminogden27 6 років тому +1

      @@MrbigPnslolisaidpns Yeah I tried finding it again (it's been months since I actually googled it) and I have no idea where to begin

    • @AlafairFTW
      @AlafairFTW 6 років тому +1

      @@benjaminogden27 Search Angel Cruz from OTT, you're welcome.

  • @kkdraws9052
    @kkdraws9052 6 років тому +17

    No lie I almost screamed when I saw that you uploaded again

  • @jedimindtrickz7772
    @jedimindtrickz7772 6 років тому +44

    I was about to unsub until ya showed up Tennings 😂😂 you got me with that Intro 😁

  • @SoundsideSherry
    @SoundsideSherry 6 років тому +2

    It's so great to see more from you, mate!
    This was easily some of your finest work, too.

  • @lunarskyye2680
    @lunarskyye2680 6 років тому +2

    Great to have you back. Hopefully this time around you can explore some additional content as well as game reviews.

  • @MarphitimusBlackimus
    @MarphitimusBlackimus 6 років тому +6

    Great video. When's the next one?

  • @ForHeWhoLaughs
    @ForHeWhoLaughs 6 років тому +1

    You’re back at it!! You don’t know how surprising it was to see this subscriptions tab. Don’t stop!! These are bingeworthy lol

  • @shanehaddow727
    @shanehaddow727 6 років тому +4

    So glad you're back. You haven't missed a beat. Still hilarious as ever :) please don't leave again!!

  • @ColeYote
    @ColeYote 6 років тому +4

    Ooh, good box cover quote there. Crazy Frog Racer: "It won't stop killing me!"

  • @punishedbung4902
    @punishedbung4902 6 років тому +38

    HE'S BACK!

  • @JaxJordan35
    @JaxJordan35 6 років тому +7

    Top #10 Anime Comebacks

  • @killianmcpartland6554
    @killianmcpartland6554 6 років тому +7

    Great to have ya back, there's still top many shitty games that need to be torn to shreds! Your work is not over! Plus, glad you're not dead.

    • @jmcpartland01
      @jmcpartland01 6 років тому

      Me too. It's great he's back. Hey! We have the same last name. What a coincidence.

  • @bugganutz3370
    @bugganutz3370 6 років тому +2

    That fucking intro was awesome! Welcome back dude!

  • @ChrisDeclaresWar
    @ChrisDeclaresWar 5 років тому +68

    You should collab with CallMeKevin!

  • @stingersplash
    @stingersplash 4 роки тому +1

    I remember watching your videos like 4 years ago. I did think you died so I'm happy to see you've made 2 whole episodes in the past year or so. Wow.
    That lass is cute. RIP.

  • @sunshine-hp3wj
    @sunshine-hp3wj 6 років тому +8

    You know that i found the pinochio game in my room

  • @roonicous2256
    @roonicous2256 6 років тому +1

    Lmao I thought the intro was legit I was a little upset but but then it actually started , welcome back Ya jolly old Twink

  • @brandonmartin-moore5302
    @brandonmartin-moore5302 6 років тому +11

    Unexpected Caddicarus

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 4 роки тому +1

      I was really surprised.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 3 роки тому

      I want to make a Collab video with Tennings. And hopefully it will be a game that isn't any of this budget shit that makes me want to vomit

  • @TheMouseKeepers
    @TheMouseKeepers 6 років тому +1

    Dude I am so glad you're back. Last month I saw your videos and wanted more. Also, you're looking better than even. Props to that.

  • @cominroitover80
    @cominroitover80 4 роки тому +13

    brilliant anti-humor at the beginning

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot Рік тому

    That opening was comedy gold. Like that drawing by Bruce Timm where he drew EVERYTHING on one panel that the censors would not let you do on Batman TAS

  • @serenity8588
    @serenity8588 6 років тому +15

    TENNINGS UPLOADED!!! WHAT!!!

  • @boxhead444
    @boxhead444 6 років тому +1

    I had to literally nap while this was playing to find out the beginning was a joke. This has been sitting in my playlist unwatched since this was first released, glad I woke up to see Tennings shitting on Crazy Frog. Happy days

  • @luizfernandodonascimento3413
    @luizfernandodonascimento3413 4 роки тому +5

    "Yeah that's it you dirty horse!"
    That robot enjoyed every bit lf it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TotallyToonsTV
    @TotallyToonsTV 6 років тому

    *Rocks back in rocking chair and smokes pipe* Sure I remember Tennings. What a character he was. Like the Dylan Moran of video games, I though he'd passed into legend.

  • @oldschoolgamers8843
    @oldschoolgamers8843 6 років тому +29

    I was about 15 seconds away from unsubscribing. That intro tho. Hell naw.

    • @haaxxx9
      @haaxxx9 6 років тому +1

      Thank god it was a joke!

  • @PixusPanic
    @PixusPanic 6 років тому +1

    i love how even the video first things Tennings is dead. seriously, that was absolutely fantastic (and actually fooled me). plus i seriously have to agree with your comments. great video! i hope you keep making more consistent posts here.

  • @connorllewellyn4382
    @connorllewellyn4382 6 років тому +5

    The relief when you walked in to shot