Never Say This to a Judge!

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  • @LawByMike
    @LawByMike  Рік тому +2319

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    • @WackBoomin
      @WackBoomin Рік тому +10

      Ok

    • @KnaveKruz
      @KnaveKruz Рік тому +8

      The definition of a successful UA-cam short channel. Everyone here interested in growing a channel can learn a lot from you. Keep up the hard work. You’re doing great

    • @gabbylatham3782
      @gabbylatham3782 Рік тому +4

      So I have a question, what about family court cases over custody and child support? Are you allowed to bring children in there? And what if they ask you to bring them?

    • @mysticoncrack
      @mysticoncrack Рік тому +1

      i’ve commited tax fraud on ebay

    • @kaniavaconiomodelingmelani9917
      @kaniavaconiomodelingmelani9917 Рік тому

  • @SniperGuy430
    @SniperGuy430 Рік тому +11560

    If my judge and lawyer said "no taksies backsies," I wouldn't even care that I'm getting punished.

    • @JmMateo933
      @JmMateo933 Рік тому +58

      Bruh

    • @TheDenialist
      @TheDenialist Рік тому +170

      if i was in the jurry and the judge said no taksies backsies. ima let him walk it back.

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 Рік тому +66

      well, they do say that, but they use more legal terminology to say it.

    • @genin716
      @genin716 Рік тому +19

      tom and jurry

    • @sillygoobersupersilly
      @sillygoobersupersilly Рік тому +21

      sanest ace attorney court

  • @justinnamuco9096
    @justinnamuco9096 Рік тому +1298

    "No takesies backsies" The ultimate judiciary rule.

  • @_Hamster
    @_Hamster Рік тому +22703

    "He's my sympathy prop" 💀

    • @AubDenashi
      @AubDenashi Рік тому +336

      In my town children aren’t allowed in the court room unless they are needed, which I fully agree with since I child shouldn’t have to go through seeing that unless need be cause it can get pretty intense sometimes

    • @hannibalbarca1147
      @hannibalbarca1147 Рік тому +84

      ​@@AubDenashi Feel like I shouldn't have to deal with the child instead 💀

    • @ExiledCrescent0
      @ExiledCrescent0 Рік тому +34

      *hampter*

    • @silentassassin47
      @silentassassin47 Рік тому +6

      lmao

    • @guy-
      @guy- Рік тому +4

      Why do I see you everywhere

  • @Hyper-Bray
    @Hyper-Bray Рік тому +187

    Only if everyone was chill in the court room like they are in the video

  • @Pablo_OfficialFR
    @Pablo_OfficialFR Рік тому +10805

    “OMG thus guy thought there was tacksies backsies”💀💀

    • @TheRealThe
      @TheRealThe Рік тому +106

      Peak comedy

    • @number-14
      @number-14 Рік тому +46

      You can't remember the occurrence something that you forgot, if you forgot it then you don't even know it exists and therefore as far as you are concerned something could be definitive as far as you are aware. Feel free to play that card if you ever get called out for doing something that you said didn't happen. Do it after they see the park around no takesies backsies for extra credit

    • @JmMateo933
      @JmMateo933 Рік тому +10

      💀

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 Рік тому +3

      @@number-14
      Yes?

    • @number-14
      @number-14 Рік тому +4

      @@ivoryas1696 yes

  • @theRealXtroz
    @theRealXtroz Рік тому +75

    1. Don’t give info you weren’t asked for
    2. Don’t bring children in the courtroom
    3. Don’t make definitive statements

  • @ilikebreadcrumbs8149
    @ilikebreadcrumbs8149 Рік тому +3247

    Law by mike never fails to educate and entertain

  • @SlothOfTruth
    @SlothOfTruth Рік тому +67

    “Number 2: Never bring young children into a courtroom”
    Atticus Finch: 😳

    • @rogermrogerm
      @rogermrogerm 3 місяці тому +4

      To Kill A Mockingbird reference!

    • @MichaelWaisJr
      @MichaelWaisJr 3 місяці тому +1

      @@rogermrogermYOU WIN A COOKIE, INTERNET-GOD!!

    • @MichaelWaisJr
      @MichaelWaisJr 3 місяці тому +1

      🍪

  • @VEINDRUST
    @VEINDRUST Рік тому +349

    Law by Mike your tip totally worked👍

  • @Alyx_Knight
    @Alyx_Knight Рік тому +7

    UgoLord: *Will help you know the Law so that you don't often have to see yourself in the court* ✅️
    But if you do manage to land yourself in the court,
    LawByMike: *Will help you come out victorious in the court* ✅️
    Absolute legends both of them.

  • @chaqalaqalaqa
    @chaqalaqalaqa Рік тому +2733

    My ADHD ass would commit perjury on accident on stuff I didn’t even do

    • @elfishmoss1457
      @elfishmoss1457 Рік тому +57

      Pretty sure I'd do the same but not necessarily for the same reason

    • @Phil-ui4tm
      @Phil-ui4tm Рік тому +104

      So you plead the 1st amendment instead of 5th? Interesting legal strategy

    • @Notyourhandle777
      @Notyourhandle777 Рік тому +48

      At that time known only to fellow ADHD humans, the entire court room was lead on an walking talking journey maintaining focus on presented focal visuals as they walk and talk and now are enjoying middle lower class seats to an NHL playoff game and are now screaming banter aloud, and new friends are buying us a $13 beer from vendor guy , wait what the ,,,,, am I right!? I mean usually how it is with you guys too yea? like why be in trouble when we can all be doing something we all enjoy, pay check to paycheck life does not have time for expensive boring rule talk, school wasn’t for us anyways like how the hell is that gunna be any better, fuck yea hockey!

    • @TuskForce
      @TuskForce Рік тому +23

      I already lost at court cause of my ADHD
      xD just hope you never get in contact with the legal system

    • @kevinotah
      @kevinotah Рік тому +12

      ​@@Notyourhandle777 Thanks for the headache 😊

  • @darkerdaemon7794
    @darkerdaemon7794 Рік тому +24

    So, catering to the judges mood determines your chances of winning your court case? What a world we live in.

    • @okd521
      @okd521 Рік тому

      Suck it up buttercup this isn't new news

    • @intaze
      @intaze Рік тому +4

      that’s how hierarchies work in general bud

    • @Marinatina2
      @Marinatina2 10 місяців тому +1

      Exactly, it be easier if I could just pay 😢

    • @SKyrim190
      @SKyrim190 Місяць тому +5

      I don't see those as "catering to the judge's mood". The first one is because their job is to make a judgment based on the facts, and one of the ways of getting those facts is by witness testimonies. If you give non-answers, non-sequitors, and just try to weasel out of the answer in general, you are making their job more difficulty. Number two is obviously the same reason of disrupting their job. Number three is a general tip to not fall in contradictions, which will make your case look bad.

  • @XChara-uq8mf
    @XChara-uq8mf Рік тому +1170

    “NOO HE’S MY SYMPATHY PROB- i mean my son” dawg 💀 💀

    • @EffinMondays
      @EffinMondays Рік тому +9

      Fatherless behaviour

    • @johnny2143
      @johnny2143 Рік тому

      Why did i get asked to rate this comment by UA-cam?

    • @Xippone2093
      @Xippone2093 Рік тому +3

      Prop

    • @cjrofficial7138
      @cjrofficial7138 Рік тому

      that seems to be a lot of parents in Judge Frank Caprio's courtroom.

    • @muhammedcassim3417
      @muhammedcassim3417 Рік тому +2

      ​@@johnny2143Many people reported this comment, thats why they asked you to rate it.
      If many people give it a one-star and if more people report the comment, then the comment will be taken down by UA-cam.

  • @caspertoo
    @caspertoo Рік тому +63

    As a police officer, and I have personally witnessed this, when the officer is testifying during a DUII trial, never let your client shout out "fuck you motherfucker, I wasn't as drunk as you thought i was."

    • @okd521
      @okd521 Рік тому +1

      Sounds like proof he was telling the truth, cuz he acts like an a-hole all the time😂

    • @catanana312
      @catanana312 Рік тому +5

      This is a certified hood classic comment

    • @Riolupai
      @Riolupai Рік тому +3

      1312

    • @StevenHughes-hr5hp
      @StevenHughes-hr5hp 2 місяці тому +2

      I would find him innocent if I was on the jury. Since he is a total a**hole he pissed the cops off and they assumed he was a disorderly drunk.

  • @Thatoneladywhodoesnotcare
    @Thatoneladywhodoesnotcare Рік тому +230

    😂 Imagining an attorney in a serious trial saying “No Taksies backsies 😏”

    • @MichaelWaisJr
      @MichaelWaisJr 3 місяці тому +3

      I would love a lawyer to say, “The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump!”

  • @Metal-ZX
    @Metal-ZX Рік тому +550

    Bro the sympathy prop is so accurate ☠️☠️☠️

    • @Metal-ZX
      @Metal-ZX Рік тому +4

      @BradynLee or their pets

    • @cjrofficial7138
      @cjrofficial7138 Рік тому +2

      that seems to be a lot of parents in Judge Frank Caprio's courtroom

  • @TribeMan.
    @TribeMan. Рік тому +14

    That last part....😬🫥

  • @anm1641
    @anm1641 Рік тому +563

    “Oh I needed that. But this is very clear tax fraud, your going to jail”
    Bro I’m dying

    • @IndestructibleMandelbrot
      @IndestructibleMandelbrot Рік тому +7

      Yeah, hearing "I needed that" from a judge after someone's been seriously f'ed is too funny to me

  • @Schizniit
    @Schizniit Рік тому +22

    Objection, I am not in charge of the books for Beneke company, Skylar White is the one you want to ask.

  • @Swordsman1425
    @Swordsman1425 Рік тому +72

    Let's give props to little kid Mike, that was a fun little thing to see.

  • @romanbellic9580
    @romanbellic9580 Рік тому +3

    Light one up mid session.
    Still the best ever moment I’ve seen in court.

  • @noneofurbuisness657
    @noneofurbuisness657 Рік тому +301

    Ultimate law tip, don't break it

    • @kringle7804
      @kringle7804 Рік тому +43

      Even if you didn't you could still be sent to court and convicted

    • @noneofurbuisness657
      @noneofurbuisness657 Рік тому +21

      @@kringle7804 yes, but it is substantially less likely

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow Рік тому +11

      Even if it's a bullcrap law?

    • @noneofurbuisness657
      @noneofurbuisness657 Рік тому +23

      @@mycelia_owfrom a legal perspective yes, from a moral perspective no

    • @kashiftechgaming
      @kashiftechgaming Рік тому +4

      ​@@kringle7804 that's what lawyers do right

  • @rataulesego2052
    @rataulesego2052 Рік тому +2

    Brilliant vidoes bro. Thanks for the edutainment Keep up the great work.

  • @Bella-03
    @Bella-03 Рік тому +18

    Mike running around as a kid made my day

    • @MrYou-n4f
      @MrYou-n4f 7 днів тому

      Mike sound effects as a kid is hilarious😅

  • @Entschuldigung14
    @Entschuldigung14 Рік тому +1

    I remember quietly coloring at my uncle’s trial and then getting kicked out for no reason.

  • @triplecsportz1469
    @triplecsportz1469 Рік тому +15

    Best lawyer out there

  • @KadenceYKme
    @KadenceYKme 26 днів тому +2

    “Uh I mean I don’t recall😓”
    “Ha you already said u didn’t No takesies backseis🤣”

  • @Guess_who_
    @Guess_who_ Рік тому +644

    Number 1: BE HONEST with your lawyer!
    Edit; guys thanks soo much for the likes I rly appreciate them (;
    …Read more

  • @eliasujashvili7113
    @eliasujashvili7113 Рік тому +1

    The collab we needed, but didn't deserve.

  • @poundlandspeedwagonrequiem
    @poundlandspeedwagonrequiem Рік тому +66

    “I gave it to Ted”

    • @drillxcentral3418
      @drillxcentral3418 Рік тому

      Woo-oah pool party!

    • @rezon60fps25
      @rezon60fps25 Рік тому

      Another brba reference? Or am I too addicted to breaking bad and bcs

    • @kashiftechgaming
      @kashiftechgaming Рік тому +2

      Things you did in the time you saved from writing brba instead of breaking bad:
      Got married
      Done dishes
      Had kids
      Had honeymoon
      Had divorce
      Became Homeless
      Got depressed

  • @jjshot9019
    @jjshot9019 10 місяців тому +1

    POV gen z court rooms be like

  • @Scratch-BOT
    @Scratch-BOT Рік тому +26

    “HE’S MY SYMPATHY PROP- I mean, uh, I love my son”

  • @firewolf1108
    @firewolf1108 Рік тому +27

    This stuff...really happens?
    W tf.

    • @Yeeeet344
      @Yeeeet344 Рік тому

      Na he just needs to make it somewhat entertaining for views

    • @firewolf1108
      @firewolf1108 Рік тому +1

      @@Yeeeet344 i understand the added salt to the dish, but still.

    • @hotmilk4954
      @hotmilk4954 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Yeeeet344 the first one actually happens a lot of time

  • @Neyo_14
    @Neyo_14 Рік тому +38

    Law by Mike rules

  • @vedantshastri8799
    @vedantshastri8799 Рік тому +1

    Don't mention that you dog stepped on a bee 😂😂😂😂

  • @MR_BANANAN
    @MR_BANANAN Рік тому +1

    Bro your channel is soo underrated you deserve more than that hopefully you’ll be super famous soon 🤍

  • @Mikey-3v3
    @Mikey-3v3 Рік тому +5

    I gotta use this tip for tomorrow

  • @hotdogman8858
    @hotdogman8858 11 місяців тому +2

    Because of Mike i got away with tax fraud!

  • @kringle7804
    @kringle7804 Рік тому +5

    The last tip why I always say "I believe" when I say something so no one can hold me accountable to what I say

  • @Miinecraftserver
    @Miinecraftserver Рік тому +1

    Basic rule of life !! Only answer specific to what you've been asked it's difficult for many (Especially Women) as they tend to clarify Every single bit but you can absolutely master this slowly and steadily observing Every word coming out of your mouth .you see everyday on many occasions, People generally have this mentality that "I'll say more than what's asked and I'll look like super clean as in have nothing to hide" but it works the opposite way and brings in more trouble for u than what you thought of it will take you "out of it" .

  • @ghosted_raven8846
    @ghosted_raven8846 Рік тому +3

    “Don’t bring children into the courtroom”
    Scout and Jem Finch: 👁️👄👁️

  • @jeremiahgray-ws1vp
    @jeremiahgray-ws1vp Рік тому +1

    That's how my mom technically got out of jury duty because she has to bring all four of us because we don't have a babysitter and we don't have family nearby

  • @ministerjeannielaine3637
    @ministerjeannielaine3637 Рік тому +4

    Thanks Mike's I have to go to court without an attorney. Thanks for the help.

  • @MentallyUnstable...2
    @MentallyUnstable...2 Рік тому +2

    "nO taKsIEs BacKSieS" 💀

  • @uwubagel0
    @uwubagel0 Рік тому +12

    bro can make anything funny

  • @sakurasfish2115
    @sakurasfish2115 2 місяці тому +1

    The 'never give up info you weren't asked for' applies to so many situations not just trials. I've seen so many instances of people looking/acting like morons in interviews, tests, dates or whenever one tries to get or hide something from the other person just because they start to bring up sh*t unnecessarily.
    Once I literally said during a job nterview 'Sorry I don't really have an answer for that, we can move to the next question if that's ok...' and I still got the job... Most cases you're better off not saying anything or sticking to what's been talked about like a robot rather than answer one thing with 3 other things kinda related but not really like most nervous people do.

  • @Nelson1818LSG
    @Nelson1818LSG Рік тому +4

    No takesies backsies😂😂😂😂

  • @xanderauth5429
    @xanderauth5429 Рік тому +1

    He actually thought there were taksies backsies 😂

  • @BRUHOfficial_
    @BRUHOfficial_ Рік тому +5

    “No takesies backsies” 💀

  • @Turtleboy-t1v
    @Turtleboy-t1v 2 місяці тому +1

    There is one more and that is called hitting the griddy hardy then a glass bridge

  • @Dou_gh_Boi
    @Dou_gh_Boi Рік тому +4

    guilty man say what

  • @mrcaptain3703
    @mrcaptain3703 Рік тому +1

    Answer like you are politicians

  • @Billbobs678
    @Billbobs678 10 місяців тому +1

    Can't belive he thought there was taksies backsies

  • @Omar-cw5gg
    @Omar-cw5gg Рік тому +5

    Imagine going to trial and getting roasted by the judge

  • @YOURMOM53100
    @YOURMOM53100 2 місяці тому +1

    Hold the child for contempt

  • @SuperSophiaOffical
    @SuperSophiaOffical Рік тому +3

    Gen Z judges be like :

  • @allyimpostgaming8507
    @allyimpostgaming8507 Рік тому +1

    I was a child in a courtroom they gave me a coloring book and some crayons😊

  • @slimshady1363
    @slimshady1363 Рік тому +15

    It’s so cringe it’s unbearable 😂

  • @thomaswhite2609
    @thomaswhite2609 2 місяці тому +2

    "Don’t bring children in the courtroom" yeah, and don't bring your dog either. But is it necessary to mention it?

  • @xyop
    @xyop Рік тому +1

    Another episode of Mike letting us know how to get away with tax fraud

  • @dianaloza3424
    @dianaloza3424 Рік тому +3

    Ggu

  • @TheRealestWhy
    @TheRealestWhy 4 місяці тому

    Thanks man you help me win my court case

  • @fatcat3506
    @fatcat3506 Рік тому +1

    Bro really thought there was taksies backsies 💀💀💀

  • @redandrit2105
    @redandrit2105 Рік тому +1

    The most powerful word in court 'said the lier'

  • @berenger1002
    @berenger1002 Рік тому +1

    "Noooo, he is my sympathy prop"

  • @ericnunn
    @ericnunn 10 місяців тому +1

    No kids!😱😱😱

  • @fym9002
    @fym9002 15 днів тому

    Bro really helping me work for that second personality

  • @Gdbruh17366
    @Gdbruh17366 Рік тому

    "No tacksies backsies" bro💀

  • @KS_PlayzRoblox2310
    @KS_PlayzRoblox2310 Рік тому +1

    The girl : "My dog stepped on a bee "
    Judge : " OMG shut up BRO I dont care BRO. "
    😂😂😂

  • @waynetigerjohnson4643
    @waynetigerjohnson4643 Рік тому

    Hey Mike says a lot of real info, I have been through a couple cases and he says exactly what my lawyers say the exception is he’s gives the info for free not 19k between 3 cases

  • @DdawgPlayz
    @DdawgPlayz Рік тому +1

    I didn't know saul goodman had a UA-cam channel. 💀

  • @emberrose82
    @emberrose82 Рік тому

    I really love the charactors! So funny!

  • @Tuckerqm
    @Tuckerqm Рік тому +1

    Imagine thinking there’s Takesies backsies.😂.rookie move.

  • @Iamworm
    @Iamworm Рік тому

    I wish court was like this irl and everyone was just this guy

  • @MichaelHernandez-rp1ny
    @MichaelHernandez-rp1ny 11 місяців тому +1

    I remember some guy brought a shirt that he stole And He was arrested. And he Was in court. But then he decided to bring the shirt that he's Stole and wear it. In the court room.

  • @Jdogrey1
    @Jdogrey1 Рік тому +1

    That was a leading question.

  • @farhanul-haq1916
    @farhanul-haq1916 Рік тому +1

    Definitive statement one caught me up with depp case. Remember "I pledged the entirety".

  • @theartplaceandsomeotherthi741
    @theartplaceandsomeotherthi741 Місяць тому +1

    Td bank situation:

  • @ZagaN844
    @ZagaN844 Рік тому +1

    Just 'better call saul'👈👉

  • @AndrewGameZ1
    @AndrewGameZ1 22 дні тому

    The little child was adorable 🥰

  • @isaacgriffin8259
    @isaacgriffin8259 11 місяців тому

    It’s literally impossible to come across your vids and not subscribe. They’re hilarious 😂

  • @ukkisragee9983
    @ukkisragee9983 Рік тому

    Your videos have possibly helped someone get away with a crime.

  • @todnewfilms6821
    @todnewfilms6821 Рік тому +1

    What if I don’t want to win my case 😂😂😂

  • @timr31908
    @timr31908 Місяць тому +1

    The court system is much more like a crapshoot than Justice..😊

  • @ReaperRYT_
    @ReaperRYT_ Рік тому

    Man unknowingly helped thousands of criminals win their case

  • @StevenHughes-hr5hp
    @StevenHughes-hr5hp 2 місяці тому

    I am more than happy with providing the information to the Court that will get me out of jury duty. I will know what sort of things that turn the defense, the prosecution and the judge off on me. Just do it subtly.

  • @adotintheshark4848
    @adotintheshark4848 10 днів тому

    I'm seeing it right now, you and Ugo doing videos together would be hilarious 😅😅

  • @gleesonjessbonafe9829
    @gleesonjessbonafe9829 Рік тому

    Bro outsmarted Mike, he did it beside the judge 💀

    • @isiw11gmail
      @isiw11gmail 24 дні тому +1

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  • @Lomen3824
    @Lomen3824 Місяць тому

    Thanks for teaching me how to avaid taxes more effectively

  • @elmersglue900
    @elmersglue900 Рік тому +1

    Bruh he really thought that they were takeseis backsies

  • @VFM_of
    @VFM_of Рік тому +2

    But if I have a little child and don't have anyone to leave the kid with? Or the kid need me to take care of them? What do I do then?

  • @GraysonGaming2
    @GraysonGaming2 Рік тому

    Thx this helped me beat mass murder accusations 🥰

  • @ramimohanedmahdi6418
    @ramimohanedmahdi6418 Рік тому

    Love your work

  • @800iq2
    @800iq2 27 днів тому

    You're the best Mike

  • @IsabelOrtiz-h5y
    @IsabelOrtiz-h5y 11 місяців тому

    😂😂😂 y'all are hilariouskeep em coming

  • @fore4138
    @fore4138 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the tips, I'll try next time they catch me committing arson.

  • @Carloscalligraphy7573
    @Carloscalligraphy7573 Рік тому

    Law by Mike even though legal systems of Australia may be different
    These tips genuinely helped me out

  • @GlitchingRobin
    @GlitchingRobin Рік тому

    The most serious of all judges, Mike

  • @supranova565
    @supranova565 Рік тому +2

    ‘Don’t bring young children into the courtroom’
    “Did your daddy run the red light”
    “Yeah, he did it again yesterday”