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  • Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
  • Brendan Schaub gets roasted for failing to sell tickets
    #mma #ufc #danawhite #conormcgregor #khabib #jonjones #bjj #khabibnurmagomedov #jorgemasvidal #alexandervolkanovski

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  • @thequimster9865
    @thequimster9865 Рік тому +74

    Homeless cats 🐈 are way funnier than all these comedians, and they hate it.

  • @Deraldgjr
    @Deraldgjr Рік тому +98

    Did anyone tell Joe about this "fight companion"? Brenda is trying everything to get on stage at the Comedy Mothership 😂

    • @blood_n_guts_murphy
      @blood_n_guts_murphy Рік тому +10

      The Mothership will instantly lose all credibility the day Joe gives in and lets Brandan play.

    • @gabet3754
      @gabet3754 Рік тому +1

      Word

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner Рік тому

      ​@@blood_n_guts_murphyit ain't happening

    • @Stephenjackson-lx2tv
      @Stephenjackson-lx2tv Рік тому +3

      He could get a minute on kill tony?

    • @Deraldgjr
      @Deraldgjr Рік тому +2

      @@Stephenjackson-lx2tvI don't think he has that much new material, unless he goes and watches a few sets at the Mother Ship. 🤣

  • @samanthab1923
    @samanthab1923 Рік тому +17

    Joe will cancel that Fight Companion. No Callen now? Just Bapa & Bravo? Dicey Dicey

  • @ElPatron42069
    @ElPatron42069 Рік тому +90

    Brendan wants to be Joe Rogan soooooo damn bad 😂

    • @johnjames9359
      @johnjames9359 Рік тому +18

      Schultz is trying to be Rogan and failing miserably at it lol

    • @Stonewall2
      @Stonewall2 Рік тому +6

      The roganest

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 Рік тому

      They are both douche bags so he's got that going for him in his quest to be Bro Jogan

    • @holyharlot5222
      @holyharlot5222 Рік тому +18

      The irony is that Rogan is just as unfunny

    • @Lenny.262
      @Lenny.262 Місяць тому

      ​@@holyharlot5222A few days ago, I watched Rogan's latest Netflix special, "Burn the Boats," and it was cringe, totally unfunny. Got it for free but I still felt ripped off somehow 😂

  • @user-user-user-user.
    @user-user-user-user. Рік тому +174

    I think all of this comedic energy directed towards Brenda is because he is not a good person and has likely thrown a lot of people under the bus.

    • @TonsMoreCowbell
      @TonsMoreCowbell Рік тому +26

      At the end of the day most people also have no respect for someone who cheats on their wife. Men and women both know that’s a shitty person who probably lies about almost everything.

    • @phoenixzappa7366
      @phoenixzappa7366 Рік тому +14

      And he also bullied people. I hate bullies

    • @timryan2058
      @timryan2058 Рік тому

      Correct, he's a garbage person.

    • @timryan2058
      @timryan2058 Рік тому +6

      I wish he would just stop being such a jerk and turn it around. There's no need to act like that.

    • @Killacorn
      @Killacorn Рік тому +2

      Yes, you are right, I was a huge fan since day one. It has nothing to do with his calmedy, he was selling tickets not that long ago. Its because of who he became.

  • @poebutcheddar
    @poebutcheddar Рік тому +30

    Brendan looks like a young Muamar Gaddafi 😂😂😂

  • @dylan4652
    @dylan4652 Рік тому +19

    The guy in the red glasses needs to play Jabba the Hutt from now on! They don’t even need any props except green makeup and some warts. He’s perfect!

  • @mike1152
    @mike1152 Рік тому +11

    Don't mind me. Just takin' a break from the fryers.

  • @davemieze9021
    @davemieze9021 Рік тому +19

    He’s gonna instantaneously combust from lies and poor ticket sales. His wife is is gonna be like WTF? SELL THE GT2 RS.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 Рік тому

      Brenda's pretty wealthy believe it or not. If you compare him to most mediocre retired UFC fighters he won the lottery almost. You can tell all the hate and shame is making it not worth it to him anymore though... look at his face, all puffy and weird looking (more than normal) he is a complete alcoholic at this point. When he's not openly drinking which most of the time, I bet he's secretly drinking as well. Liike with a flask in the bathroom kind of shit.

    • @pooptricks7906
      @pooptricks7906 Рік тому +1

      Lol spontaneous

    • @reeset
      @reeset Рік тому +2

      It‘s probably leased

  • @cazz
    @cazz Рік тому +17

    “Little THICK bird might be there toOo” 💀💀

  • @Tommy-su9tb
    @Tommy-su9tb Рік тому +14

    I remember Brendan actually got hundreds of thousands of views per video on each of his UA-cam channels/podcast consistently. If he just stuck to that instead of pushing his ego in drama as well as forcefully pursue comedy, he would still do good today. But now his shows only get like 10-40k views per episode, and shows like king of the sting barely touch 100k at best when the peak days, got around 700k views.

    • @Podus81
      @Podus81 Рік тому +1

      I used to watch. I was just thinking about how funny king and the sting was at the beginning.

    • @island97
      @island97 Рік тому

      Exactly. He should have stuck to podcasting. The moment he took up standup , he put a target on his back cuz hes not that funny and he talks shit about other comedians .

  • @dennisrich6029
    @dennisrich6029 Рік тому +16

    I bet on John Africa

    • @dg1431
      @dg1431 3 місяці тому

      Who the hell is John Africa?!

  • @RaDicAL808
    @RaDicAL808 Рік тому +18

    Brendan keeps getting animals because his kids wants them for a little while, like a toy, and quickly gets disinterested. He doesn’t research on these animals and then they either die or he releases them. That’s what it sounds like to me.

    • @logosfocus
      @logosfocus Рік тому +3

      or gadooooshes them

    • @andrewthomason3626
      @andrewthomason3626 Рік тому +4

      Right, didn’t he get a Malinois just to rehome it weeks later? He wanted a badass dog but had no idea how to actually raise one…

    • @cleech74
      @cleech74 Рік тому +2

      Calling a lizard “annoying”, is such an odd thing to say. I’m picturing the lizards banging on the glass, and making funny faces at him every time he walks into the room.

    • @Deraldgjr
      @Deraldgjr Рік тому +2

      His kids don't want animals they probably want their Dad's attention. 🤣

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull Рік тому +17

    Luis should be careful. His half hour special is coming out soon and there is every possibility that it will be as bad as Gringo Papi.

  • @yingle6027
    @yingle6027 Рік тому +2

    Putting Animals into an enclosed space where they can't escape and end up fighting to the death is not "nature." I never wanted to be a hater of this guy but that was some real ignorant stuff he was saying.

  • @anthonytgameaddict
    @anthonytgameaddict Рік тому +2

    couldnt stop staring at that dudes big ass head. looks like chris griffin grown up lmao

  • @Killacorn
    @Killacorn Рік тому +13

    its not about his cawlmdy its about his lies,ego, and when he started bullying bryan

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 Рік тому

      u can bullee a bullee? water u talmbout bee? Callen is a way bigger bullee son!! He's just too much of a poosy to physically abuse anyone but women.

    • @thetruebatman4632
      @thetruebatman4632 Рік тому

      Yeah but that guy had some leadership qualities.

    • @misanthr0pic
      @misanthr0pic Рік тому +1

      that’s their whole dynamic. that’s bryan’s whole thing with people. they call him old and roast him and he argues back and leads/feeds/sets up more roasts as a bit.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 Рік тому +2

      @@misanthr0pic I'm not sure it's all a bit. Guys like Callen seem to be mentally unwell. Most of the "bro's" associated with this group of calmedians seem to have underlying mental issues and major substance abuse problems. These people need therapy, not a fanbase.

    • @Killacorn
      @Killacorn Рік тому

      @@misanthr0pic no it used to be fun and playful go back and listen to the first couple years ..

  • @671oneblood
    @671oneblood Рік тому +26

    How can I still not understand this mushmouth even with the captions? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Рік тому +2

      Right? I’m constantly rewinding 😂

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 Рік тому +2

      Schaubs' a good dude bro. You guys are sooo mean to him!! What would your mother say about you right now boy?

    • @671oneblood
      @671oneblood Рік тому +2

      @@jennyanydots2389 Nothing... shes dead

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 Рік тому +3

      @@671oneblood Me Ma's dead too... maybe they are chowin' down on each other's boxes and bee whole's in hell together?

    • @671oneblood
      @671oneblood Рік тому +3

      @@jennyanydots2389 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 One can only hope

  • @bwa_8
    @bwa_8 Рік тому +3

    This video is so random.
    But there are funny moments.

  • @luketambakis4216
    @luketambakis4216 Рік тому +6

    Ironic coming from Gomez. Saw him live and maybe he had a bad night or wasn't his crowd/venue, but he bombed hard. A lot of his jokes are self-aggrandizing in a weird way

    • @JPRO1972
      @JPRO1972 Рік тому +6

      None of these podcasters who ate also comedians are funny . Most of them are lame L.A. comedians . The old days of gritty edgy comics roaming the country and being miserable are long gone.

    • @AppleseedVending
      @AppleseedVending Рік тому

      All these clowns suck. Save your money next time

  • @JBadoozle
    @JBadoozle Рік тому +4

    Schaub makes Luis Gomez not seem so bad

  • @gafdl6365
    @gafdl6365 Рік тому +5

    Dicey dicey

  • @bertov12
    @bertov12 Рік тому +23

    I was a fan of brendan, he was likeable, I think the money got to his head and then became what we see today. From tuff and him having the original fighter and the kid on fox.

    • @steviechampagne
      @steviechampagne Рік тому +3

      classic story of ego destroying the man.
      brendan has not learned from his mistakes and therefore will be punished by the universe as we all are when we don’t learn from our mistakes

    • @nickm8874
      @nickm8874 Рік тому

      We all went on the same “journey.” Seems likeable enough. Maybe even charismatic. Then you start to notice …. Things
      He probably has become a worse bloke. But he was always a POS

    • @jasonpepper8756
      @jasonpepper8756 Рік тому

      I think it all started with showtime and mayweather vs mcgregor

  • @nonfatalfonso
    @nonfatalfonso Рік тому +2

    i'll walg myself to my own trugg, thank-you brenda

  • @luketambakis4216
    @luketambakis4216 Рік тому +2

    hating on Schaub is getting boring

  • @nickm8874
    @nickm8874 Рік тому

    And so I put another lizard in …. Has blown my mind hahahah ffs

  • @lazloholt262
    @lazloholt262 Рік тому +1

    Schaub supports Aspinal? Damn. Now Aspinal will never be champ

  • @Will-helm
    @Will-helm Рік тому +1

    "I don't care about you at all"
    (continues talking about him)
    😂😂😂😂

  • @josephmother2659
    @josephmother2659 Рік тому +4

    The fact that this video has 40,000 views considering the topic is peak irony 😂

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 Рік тому +1

    The worst part about Brendans podcasts is having to hear 5 times where he is gonna be performing like man stop

  • @Randomzzage
    @Randomzzage Рік тому

    luis talking like schaub wouldn’t fold him into a pretzel and that potato sat next to him

  • @davemieze9021
    @davemieze9021 Рік тому +1

    When the videos of people talking smack are getting more views of ur own content, things are not good.

  • @1eleazarjr
    @1eleazarjr Рік тому +1

    Baredead Lizard is a cool band name.

  • @YaBoiJeffe
    @YaBoiJeffe Рік тому +1

    We donut matter. This guy seems to think we do.

  • @Clarkjacksonfitness
    @Clarkjacksonfitness Рік тому +4

    Brendan Schaub is so funny 😂

  • @EverydayWithBobby
    @EverydayWithBobby Рік тому +5

    Lmao anybody surprised he can’t sell tix’s? 😂 nobody is that interested in dude..and the funny just isn’t there lol

  • @DeRock401
    @DeRock401 Рік тому +7

    Luke Thomas never made fun of schaub. Schaub is one of the only defenders of schaub lol.

    • @TheOGSUspect1
      @TheOGSUspect1 Рік тому

      His cohost literally does segments on schuab so he literally complicit in it

  • @panini79
    @panini79 Рік тому +1

    People who pay for Brenda😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matrixkt8673
    @matrixkt8673 Рік тому +4

    Brendan Schaub isn’t gay but his boyfriend is

  • @Alexxela19202
    @Alexxela19202 Рік тому +1

    It seemed like everyone would put up with his no funny/dramas/negativity bull shiet till he try to bully Bobby then after that it just went downhill

  • @786_uk-ak47
    @786_uk-ak47 Рік тому

    😂hilarious 😂not selling 🤣I wonder why 🤣😂🤣

  • @Achilles_of_Troy
    @Achilles_of_Troy Рік тому +1

    Dam son , that laugh hur hur hur hur

  • @timduke4616
    @timduke4616 Рік тому

    Did Brendan just jinx Tom…dam Tom sorry to hear your name coming out of Brendan mouth like that😔😔😔

  • @gordonsundjip1173
    @gordonsundjip1173 Рік тому

    Why are we giving you one hundred grand to bet on Aspinall, Mr. Thiccc Boy?

  • @dbrandon273
    @dbrandon273 Рік тому

    Announcing when he’s doing open mics.

  • @OutlawStar87
    @OutlawStar87 Рік тому +1

    Failing at comedy is the funniest thing he will ever do

  • @EverydayWithBobby
    @EverydayWithBobby Рік тому +2

    8:05 is all the proof anyone needs….this is a man married to a woman but in love with men 😂 like any man lmfao

  • @areichental
    @areichental Рік тому +1

    I hope he nukes alcoholism in the same way ge nuked his last special.

    • @zak-a-roo264
      @zak-a-roo264 Рік тому

      He will find making people laugh 1000 times easier.

    • @areichental
      @areichental Рік тому

      @zak-a-roo264 he has enough material in his life and enough funny people around him to crush it if he could lower the ego. hope he doesn't die too early. Dudes got kids.

    • @zak-a-roo264
      @zak-a-roo264 Рік тому

      @@areichental speaking truth...jokingly, it sucks cause I'm sober, if he asked me for help ,rule is I have to help ,whether he's funny or not, vain or whatever ,he def doesnt deserve to suffer a dying drunk, none of us do.

    • @zak-a-roo264
      @zak-a-roo264 Рік тому

      Whiskey, too, I didnt hit the hard stuff till late in a 15 yr drinking binge, when I hit whiskey I was months from done

  • @JWolf-nh9uw
    @JWolf-nh9uw Рік тому

    The end 😂😭😭

  • @scottpitner4298
    @scottpitner4298 Рік тому

    He said dude was a dime

  • @MrRafu83
    @MrRafu83 Рік тому +9

    I wish I had his hairline 😢

    • @jesperhjensen1978
      @jesperhjensen1978 Рік тому +2

      That hairline comes with a cost, meaning a hairline like that at 40, you have to accept that people hate you

    • @weenfain2321
      @weenfain2321 Рік тому +1

      Regardless of what anyone says, the dude does have a great hairline at 40

  • @CardboardObsession
    @CardboardObsession 15 днів тому

    Any updates on tom aspinol?😂

  • @JoseMolina-jz9hh
    @JoseMolina-jz9hh Рік тому

    Idk you just made me want to watch tFatK again lol

  • @ragnarlothbrook4652
    @ragnarlothbrook4652 Рік тому

    Those Baaiiirrrded lizards man I tell ya B

  • @Whyusadd
    @Whyusadd Рік тому

    Luis is so angry he is average

  • @VClll
    @VClll Рік тому +1

    I think Schaub wrecks Luis cmon

  • @DeRock401
    @DeRock401 Рік тому +2

    What is that thing next to Louis ?

  • @realgoodmind
    @realgoodmind Рік тому

    Why did he have to fuck over Tom like this? Fuckin hell

  • @JPRO1972
    @JPRO1972 Рік тому

    I think the car accident story was EXTREMELY exaggerated. Typical Schaub.

  • @LaineysDaddy
    @LaineysDaddy Рік тому

    Is that adult eric cartman?

  • @PiranhaVS
    @PiranhaVS Рік тому

    It’s amazing all the hate the guy gets…
    When not one person in these comments accompanied 1/2 of what he has…
    He played in the NFL, top ranked MMA fighter in the UFC, successful podcaster and the list goes on and on…married with kids…my only complaint is he doesn’t do more food truck dairies

  • @MR.TwifterZ
    @MR.TwifterZ Рік тому

    REDBAR finishes yet another fool

  • @Freethecommons
    @Freethecommons Рік тому

    I don’t like Schaub because he doesn’t seem to have self awareness.

  • @chikowashere
    @chikowashere Рік тому

    I liked the guy up until the Bobby Lee situation.

  • @marcussmith4913
    @marcussmith4913 Рік тому

    better vbuy tickets or miss your chance to see this guy live

  • @user-ft3gm5po9h
    @user-ft3gm5po9h Рік тому +2

    With so many comedians at Austin, wish Joe would sub Brandon for someone else.

  • @josiffexplosiff1
    @josiffexplosiff1 Рік тому +1

    I don’t get it I only watched five seconds, but how is this proving he’s not selling tickets? This whole video doesn’t even make any sense it’s just random clips of him talking about different things. One time he talked about tickets and if you go back and watch the actual video. It’s basically him comparing himself to somebody else. It wasn’t even, anything to do with him not selling tickets. This is just weird probably some virgin hating on people making more money than them. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @scoizzwald1346
    @scoizzwald1346 Рік тому

    Chin is wearing the strangest Pantera t-shirt ever. I've heard his music, surely he's not a Pantera fan.

  • @SuperBakersk8er
    @SuperBakersk8er Рік тому

    Never knew why bispin and his co host stopped doing there pod together wasnt bad!

    • @blood_n_guts_murphy
      @blood_n_guts_murphy Рік тому

      co host wasn't into MMA, it was so obvious that his heart wasn't into it and it annoyed Bisping, who is much happier now with new guy with the white teeth

  • @Suhdude13
    @Suhdude13 Рік тому

    That dude said “eat a bullet”. Literally encouraging suicide. Nice. I crack up about the Brendan trolling thing but I mean honestly, I’ve never heard or seen any of the dudes on that show. Who are they.

  • @mypetvelociraptor
    @mypetvelociraptor Рік тому

    I wouldn’t smack him if I were you.😂

  • @guygowan
    @guygowan Рік тому

    Of course, he is not selling tickets...
    He is a mumbling grifter and people at long last have woken up to this fact. He is living proof that you can't just be what you want to be, Just because you want it...!

  • @davemieze9021
    @davemieze9021 Рік тому +1

    He’s drunk

    • @zak-a-roo264
      @zak-a-roo264 Рік тому

      Breaking the gold rule.....don't get high on your own supply

  • @Ryley321
    @Ryley321 Рік тому

    Listen...he might not be your cup of tea but....mate.Wrap it up

  • @scotthall7307
    @scotthall7307 Рік тому

    It confuses me that instead of just shitting on his horrific comedy we always gotta try to make him seem like a bad person but they made a damn good point how many kids you gotta save for us to overlook his horrific comedy and mediocre fighting career? This coming from a guy who watched the "intervention" Joe Rogan years later just to laugh at Brendan's agony as he inverted on himself like a blackhole.

  • @nope44589
    @nope44589 Рік тому

    louis would get folded in half by papi

  • @AManCalledDutch
    @AManCalledDutch Рік тому

    He’s right about Tom though

  • @surfergirl2943
    @surfergirl2943 Рік тому

    God the fact that he got Theos haircut without haircut without any shame whatsoever - is wild 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄 . Looks ridiculous - I just don’t get him at alll …

  • @delightstreetwest731
    @delightstreetwest731 Рік тому

    Shaub would ko him then choke him out just for good measure

  • @islifeacomedy3861
    @islifeacomedy3861 Рік тому

    Bryan is better than Brendan. He needs to stop being a puxxy and realize this and build his own empire.

  • @proultravioleta
    @proultravioleta Рік тому

    Why does he look a lot older? He looks like he was under a lot of stress in the last months or something like that

  • @JamesWilliams-dz5tn
    @JamesWilliams-dz5tn Рік тому

    I didn’t like the show after Willl Sasso left

  • @sithari518
    @sithari518 Рік тому

    Awesome he saved the kid from the 'burning car'. Shitty he has to mention the kid was fat lol

  • @adammccartin7000
    @adammccartin7000 Рік тому

    Lmao-his ape brain go full mesmerized mode, at the sight of that MMA dude! 😅😅

  • @sithari518
    @sithari518 Рік тому +1

    "Tfatk sub FURIOUS at me" not really, no one knows who y'arr and no one cares

  • @kentbeitel9966
    @kentbeitel9966 Рік тому +4

    Bapa is always sniffing joe’s seats

  • @potatoman57
    @potatoman57 Рік тому

    Trying so hard to speak like Rogan it’s sad. Major identity crisis. Bear-ed Lizzars Chin.

  • @hareeballsack7379
    @hareeballsack7379 Рік тому +2

    Sumhow Shwab manged to fail at stand-up in two different careers.

    • @davidpetruic9557
      @davidpetruic9557 7 місяців тому

      'Somehow Schaub managed' is how your first sentence should have looked bud, good try though.

  • @frasert8779
    @frasert8779 Рік тому +4

    How does NatureIsMetal get away with it? They didn’t personally throw a lizard in the tank after they already ripped one apart to post it on IG 😂

    • @vintageludwig
      @vintageludwig Рік тому

      86'd the gator bite appetizers, bearded dragons ate em all

  • @mruniden
    @mruniden Рік тому

    I hope BS is investing in other businesses quietly... hes going to need income..... his lady wont be there if the money isnt there....

  • @nope44589
    @nope44589 Рік тому

    it’s true. he is not funny. he’s just joe rogans friend

  • @chrisbaco2835
    @chrisbaco2835 Рік тому

    Can someone just tell him he’s not funny

  • @Boyso5407
    @Boyso5407 Рік тому +2

    Great job Brendan you just destroyed Aspinall’s career

  • @singlemotherRespector
    @singlemotherRespector Рік тому

    Kinda feel bad for bro

  • @ericg08
    @ericg08 Рік тому

    Crazy coming from Luis who is an awful comedian and he would for sure get his ass best bad , Brendan isn't that funny but this dude has no room to talk lol

  • @adammccartin7000
    @adammccartin7000 Рік тому

    Bapa 100% a HUGE Beauty+The Beast fan now!! 😂😂
    Sittin in the dark all alone watching that sht on repeat for hours on end!! Lmao

  • @jakemitchell1671
    @jakemitchell1671 Рік тому

    My God...the ego expressed in these clips could darken the sun. $hit. When did humility die as a trait of human beings? Gomez clearly is addicted to the sound of his own voice, while he accuses everyone else of hypocrisy when he is very literally the living embodiment of it. He's a freakin' meme. NOTHING to offer.

  • @Slugger446
    @Slugger446 Рік тому

    I’m sorry this guy would get eaten alive by Brendan and joe if he tried to fight them and yes I hate Brendan

  • @viceroyzephyrfish
    @viceroyzephyrfish Рік тому

    stop dogging on this dude lol. isn’t this an MMA page? he hasn’t fought in YEARS

  • @MommyMilkk
    @MommyMilkk 6 місяців тому

    Who’s the beluga whale 🐋?