_The tempestuous storm clouds refine sunlight of the setting daystar through themselves tinting the cumulus bodies of brilliant azure_ 🤣 I would have been fine with “the sun is shining”.
@@mistrjt9213 or, if they wanted to be fancy, "broken rays of golden sunlight descended from sparse breaks between the ominous storm clouds above...". But even then overdescribing something doesn't feel like an allegedly true story.
That first story’s hilarious misuse of a thesaurus gets me every time. Just use a simple word that actually means what you want to say instead of trying to win at story time scrabble 😂
That first story…… _The tempestuous storm clouds refine sunlight of the setting daystar through themselves tinting the cumulus bodies of brilliant azure with my sagacious grandfather…_ 🤨 I would have been fine with “I was staring at the sun and my Pop Pop smacked me and told me to stop.” If I misinterpreted that fancy sentence then idk wtf he said. 😆
I have no clue what he was trying to say. I know what all the words mean. Putting them together and making sense of it is something my old brain isn't capable of.
I do realize what he meant but the way he said it was just…. ptsd-inducing. 😸 I’m trying to fall asleep while listening to these, not get stress memories about that one exam you *have to* pass to graduate life. 😆
To the first writer..when you try really hard to sound smart..it sounds dumb. And the story didn't even end with a sensical conclusion..just left you confused.
_The tempestuous storm clouds refine sunlight of the setting daystar through themselves tinting the cumulus bodies of brilliant azure with my sagacious grandfather…_ 🤨 I would have been fine with “I was staring at the sun and my Pop Pop smacked me and told me to stop.” If I misinterpreted that fancy sentence then idk wtf he said. 😆
Great stories to close out the year! That first story, though, seemed like a high schooler forcing complex vocabulary through their word processor for the first time….
Lol 😆 give him/her a break I'm sure they will get better in time and learn what does and doesn't work. The best stories are those that come off as someone telling a campfire story. Have a Happy New Year! 🥳🍾🥂🤗😻
You don’t like how he said: _The tempestuous storm clouds refine sunlight of the setting daystar through themselves tinting the cumulus bodies of brilliant azure with my sagacious grandfather…_? 😂😂😂
The first story is SO bad-- why is it first? So overstuffed with unnecessary, unusual words that I have no idea what happened. Sure wasn't scary-- hard to imagine this was one of the best stories of the year!
These are my absolute favorite genre of spoken narrated stories in fact i search every corner of youtube for this specific content so THANK YOU for fitting my very picky favorites
I had to skip the first story. It was like an English teacher made a whole bunch of schoolchildren write a short story and had to use big words as part of the assignment. Lmao.
I’ve got all the love in the world for this channel I’m an og listener but I’m not sure what I think of the finger snapping when he mis says something. I fall into a deep relaxation whilst imagining the story and sometimes even fall asleep and the finger clicking is waking me up 😂
I'm new to your channel and I'm so happy I found it! The stories are wonderful, especially the Sam White Owl ones and your voice is so comforting to listen to! Please keep this going!
wearing my badass ravenmocker tshirt for the new year celebration. wish i had a wendigo hoodie tho. it would sell well i think. Love you Swamp! thank you!
The first story is awful but listen kid, grandpa knows the golden rule you just need to outrun your simpleton grandson and the big bad wolf will not bother you.
I don't know how I missed this one ! Thank y'all who put the effort into sharing with all of us ! Don't listen to the Trolls , misery loves company and they have nothing better to do than put others down! Thank you Swamp Dweller , love the channel 😊 But I don't care for the crap talking in the comments about the story teller !
These cryptid stories were just excellent. Also they were very well narrated by you. Thank you for putting this collection together for us to enjoy. Have a great Tuesday 💖 🌟 🌌
I love hearing people recant stories from childhood about “great black dogs with glowing red eyes.” It’s a part of hellhounds most people aren’t familiar with. children are more spiritually aware, and because of it, they are more vulnerable to the things that live outside of our perception. Hellhounds serve a number of roles in the spiritual realm. And while most can be seen as sinister, one particular thing about hellhounds that’s rather adorable is, they adore young children, and often will attach themselves to spiritually aware children and protect them from the more real threats in the dark. This isn’t exactly indicative behavior, it’s really not all that common at all, but, that just makes it that much more interesting to me.
Just hearing cryptid stories sound unreal but i also know that they exist one i can't imagine someone coming up with these things also bc I've heard stories from my family members that just send chills down my spine. I wonder why cryptids don't attack us when they clearly can tear a human to shreds they just observe most of the time...
To the story around the grave. I think he found a demon. So it must’ve gotten enticed or something drooling. And accidentally revealed itself so the hellhound came for it
Hey everyone that one story of the reptile on the track field is a regular bowser from Mario. Maybe they first disclosed aliens in super Mario Brothers 🤣 but😬images if.
The main reason I stopped is because UA-cam's copyright and flag system is TERRIBLE. Even though I film and own the footage I would still get fake claims from companies trying to scam UA-cam into thinking I stole their footage. It was a nightmare and headache for no reason. So I just stopped using footage all together and no longer deal with that issue.
@@swampdweller oh jeez, UA-cam needs to fix a lot but especially the issue of false copyright claims, I've seen it happen to so many people and it sucks it happened to you.
#1 trying to hard and it was overly wordy. If I wanted to think THAT hard I'd write my own stories from my childhood. As a medium I have plenty of them. Grave Yard Kid. The black dog was keeping the things in the grave yard inside the graveyard. They do that. Think Junk Yard dog. IT isn't the most glamours job but oddly enough that is a fairly important job for our own good.
Swampy I can't be sane..... I spent a lot of years in the swamps of florida before all this "growth". I remember sawgrass mills mall .... it's not there anymore.
It's odd to me that many of these narrorators do not correct even basic grammatical errors. For example this is the second video in a row with a story where the word woman is never pluralized where appropriate. I find it jarring.
That first story was definitely written by someone who just took a creative writing class but missed the point of the whole thing, by a country mile...
@@Froglover115 Not misinformed but confusing facts for sure; the EU does have the promotion of energy drinks in areas where people under the age of 18 primarily reside banned. So you won't see things like Redbull advertised in or around schools, playgrounds, etc. The EU has stricter health and safety practices than the USA and calls out how unhealthy energy drinks are, often. But, outside of Bang itself, energy drinks are not banned in most if not all EU countries.
The guy who wrote the first story must have gotten a thesaurus for christmas... thats a lot of 100 dollar words packed in there.
Right?!! 😂😂😂
And most of them were used in incorrectly.
_The tempestuous storm clouds refine sunlight of the setting daystar through themselves tinting the cumulus bodies of brilliant azure_ 🤣 I would have been fine with “the sun is shining”.
@@mistrjt9213 or, if they wanted to be fancy, "broken rays of golden sunlight descended from sparse breaks between the ominous storm clouds above...". But even then overdescribing something doesn't feel like an allegedly true story.
@@mistrjt9213😂
That first story’s hilarious misuse of a thesaurus gets me every time. Just use a simple word that actually means what you want to say instead of trying to win at story time scrabble 😂
I couldn't even finish it
I was going to say, the scariest aspect of some of these stories is the grammar.
Author was like I'm gonna get my money's worth out this Merrim Webster lol 😂😂😂
That first story…… _The tempestuous storm clouds refine sunlight of the setting daystar through themselves tinting the cumulus bodies of brilliant azure with my sagacious grandfather…_ 🤨
I would have been fine with “I was staring at the sun and my Pop Pop smacked me and told me to stop.” If I misinterpreted that fancy sentence then idk wtf he said. 😆
I have no clue what he was trying to say. I know what all the words mean. Putting them together and making sense of it is something my old brain isn't capable of.
Not sure but you’re a boss for even remembering all this & deciphering it for us 😂🙌🏻
Trying to explain the way rays of sun look after a storm through grey clouds, tinting them blue as it cleared up with his grandpa.
I do realize what he meant but the way he said it was just…. ptsd-inducing. 😸 I’m trying to fall asleep while listening to these, not get stress memories about that one exam you *have to* pass to graduate life. 😆
😂
The first sounded like an English teacher said "write a story but use as many of the biggest, most unused words you can" 😂😂😂
First story...I learned a lot of BIG new words.
Second..I’m still scratching my head trying to figure out what happened.
Exactly. The first story seemed so pretentious
Got their first thesaurus.
Grandpa was tweaking off the red bull which started heart palpitations thought he saw a werewolf in the darkness it was a boot🤣🤣
To the first writer..when you try really hard to sound smart..it sounds dumb. And the story didn't even end with a sensical conclusion..just left you confused.
_The tempestuous storm clouds refine sunlight of the setting daystar through themselves tinting the cumulus bodies of brilliant azure with my sagacious grandfather…_ 🤨
I would have been fine with “I was staring at the sun and my Pop Pop smacked me and told me to stop.” If I misinterpreted that fancy sentence then idk wtf he said. 😆
The first guy went overboard with the thesaurus I think
Yes! Love these! Can we also get some goatman n more skinwalker or wendigo stories?
Great stories to close out the year! That first story, though, seemed like a high schooler forcing complex vocabulary through their word processor for the first time….
Lol 😆 give him/her a break I'm sure they will get better in time and learn what does and doesn't work. The best stories are those that come off as someone telling a campfire story. Have a Happy New Year! 🥳🍾🥂🤗😻
You don’t like how he said: _The tempestuous storm clouds refine sunlight of the setting daystar through themselves tinting the cumulus bodies of brilliant azure with my sagacious grandfather…_? 😂😂😂
I was thinking that same thing, it grated on my nerves a bit
@@mistrjt9213 ... First time I've considered skipping a story lol
I think the child is still prepubescent.
The first story sure had alot of fancy words in it. Kinda took me out of the story with how out of place it felt, lmao.
The first story is SO bad-- why is it first? So overstuffed with unnecessary, unusual words that I have no idea what happened. Sure wasn't scary-- hard to imagine this was one of the best stories of the year!
These are my absolute favorite genre of spoken narrated stories in fact i search every corner of youtube for this specific content so THANK YOU for fitting my very picky favorites
Swamp dweller is awesome so is darkness prevails I'd love it if they teamed up.
Your pic makes my pickle tickle 🥰
Same here!
I love the cyptid/skinwalker stories, thanks swamp
I had to skip the first story. It was like an English teacher made a whole bunch of schoolchildren write a short story and had to use big words as part of the assignment. Lmao.
I’ve got all the love in the world for this channel I’m an og listener but I’m not sure what I think of the finger snapping when he mis says something. I fall into a deep relaxation whilst imagining the story and sometimes even fall asleep and the finger clicking is waking me up 😂
I don't know how much peyote the guy did in this first story but it's a fairy tale that's for damn sure lol 😂😂
You really don’t believe that his grandfather said word for word “his eyes, his eyes were flaming saucers, and it’s embers stung me”? Hahaha
That first story... did the author fill out a horror themed mad lib?
("The beast was tantalizing us..." lol)
Dear Lord, 1st author needs serious help! I won't remember the story but I'll never forget that awful pretentious prose!! 😆
That first story was hilarious😂
Thanks swamp. Love the channel. Happy soon to be 2022. Be safe cheers 🇨🇦
Happy new year!
Damn. That first story though. Lol. Other than that though, thank you for the compilation SD.
Thank you for all your hard work love cryptid stories💖❤💚💜💙
Thanks for listening, Lacie!
Awesome video!!!! Thank you!!! 👍😎😃🤘
That first story sounds like it was written by a 13 year old who just got his new vocabulary list at school and was dying to use it
Love midnight man. Spaced out radio and swamp dweller. Bloody Mary
That first story was some theater kid trying to prove they know big words haha.
YES!!! MORE CRYPTIDS FROM THE SWAMP!!!
Why did you repost this? The first story is such crap and everyone complained about it the first time you posted that video
I felt like whoever wrote the first story binge read Lovecraft but it was still an interesting story for the most part haha
At least lovecraft is a decent writer unlike this guy
What was the story actually about?
@@reneehernandez8214 I haven't a clue
Nah Lovecraft would've described something as cyclopean.
That 1st story ...OMG 🙄🙄🙄 ... someone got a dictionary for Christmas?
Love listening to you! You tell some pretty good stories. Thank you, Swamp Dweller!!! I really needed this tonight.!!! 🌹❤️
Thanks for listening, Glenda!
39:01 "My name is Jake." Who else instantly thought of Animorphs?
I'm new to your channel and I'm so happy I found it! The stories are wonderful, especially the Sam White Owl ones and your voice is so comforting to listen to! Please keep this going!
Thank you so much! Welcome to the swamp.
Ohhh yeah!!
Thank you!! Love these long compilations!!!
Love the video swampy ❤️ happy new year 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉
Happy new year!!
You’re a legend man
Great work as always, Swamp. Who is the other narrator?
The purple prose in the first story is hilarious 😂
Looking forward to a better year w swamp dweller 👍
the first guy is trying so hard to be smart 💀
You always come through when I need something to listen to much love swamp dweller and community ♥️😉
wearing my badass ravenmocker tshirt for the new year celebration. wish i had a wendigo hoodie tho. it would sell well i think. Love you Swamp! thank you!
Ravenmocker? The only time I have heard that is in one my books. " House is night series"
Did the person who wrote story 1 use every big word he has ever learned or what & not all used correctly….
The first story is awful but listen kid, grandpa knows the golden rule you just need to outrun your simpleton grandson and the big bad wolf will not bother you.
Happpy new year SD!!!!!
Swamp coming in clutch with that heat!!!🎄🎁💕
You already know!
This was a really good selection! Thank you Swamp.
Someone tell the person who wrote the first story that big words do not equal smarter or better writing
Absolutely Spot on 😊 👍🏽 ♥️
Yo Swamp! I'm gonna catch up with some vids I've missed out over the last 2 weeks, starting with this awesome one!
Welcome back to the swamp, Stuart! Thanks for tuning in.
My dad showed me ur videos about a year ago, and I've loved them ever since! Great stories. Although the first one had so many fancy words 😭💀
When a thesaurus is used for every other word, the faker it sounds
I don't know how I missed this one ! Thank y'all who put the effort into sharing with all of us ! Don't listen to the Trolls , misery loves company and they have nothing better to do than put others down! Thank you Swamp Dweller , love the channel 😊 But I don't care for the crap talking in the comments about the story teller !
No one is crap taking the story teller they are crap taking the completely unnecessary an incorrect vocabulary used through the first story……
Happy Holidays Swamp Dweller 👍🙏😃
Happy holidays.
This is the stuff I wake up at night for.
The person in story one sounds like they just got their first thesaurus and are really trying to impress their freshman English teacher 😛
I love your mistakes it makes you human thank you Mr. swamp
These cryptid stories were just excellent. Also they were very well narrated by you. Thank you for putting this collection together for us to enjoy. Have a great Tuesday 💖 🌟 🌌
Glad you like them, Amy!
Any time a story has too many adjectives it should be a definite clue that it’s not true and the person is a writer.
And not a very good one either.
The into is dope
Tasmania is Australia, it's a state of Australia, it might be away from the mainland but it's still a part of Australia!
I love hearing people recant stories from childhood about “great black dogs with glowing red eyes.” It’s a part of hellhounds most people aren’t familiar with. children are more spiritually aware, and because of it, they are more vulnerable to the things that live outside of our perception. Hellhounds serve a number of roles in the spiritual realm. And while most can be seen as sinister, one particular thing about hellhounds that’s rather adorable is, they adore young children, and often will attach themselves to spiritually aware children and protect them from the more real threats in the dark.
This isn’t exactly indicative behavior, it’s really not all that common at all, but, that just makes it that much more interesting to me.
Happy new year everyone.
Still waiting on the letters from a cryptid hunter episodes to come out
Ay yo my favourite scary story teller
The first story sounds like someone who just found a thesaurus. Lmfao
Just hearing cryptid stories sound unreal but i also know that they exist one i can't imagine someone coming up with these things also bc I've heard stories from my family members that just send chills down my spine. I wonder why cryptids don't attack us when they clearly can tear a human to shreds they just observe most of the time...
3:46 man wtf? Someone tell Professor Thesaurus to chill out with all the big words
To the story around the grave. I think he found a demon. So it must’ve gotten enticed or something drooling. And accidentally revealed itself so the hellhound came for it
Hey everyone that one story of the reptile on the track field is a regular bowser from Mario. Maybe they first disclosed aliens in super Mario Brothers 🤣 but😬images if.
I think this guy could speak like obito from ns4 if he truly wanted to.
the first author needs their thesaurus privileges revoked
There's weird grammatical errors in all of them.
I've been listening to you for 5 years?? Maybe 6
Appreciate ya, Sherry.
@@swampdweller you NEVER disappoint
15:54 real life Curious George!
IMHO, the first story had a bit too much word salad covering the meat of the story. It gave me a headache.
I enjoy your stories, though I am very skeptical and don't really believe in cryptids or ghosts, etc., I listen almost every night.
😌😌😌 hmm yess it was a good year. One hell of a.
It feels like this past year hasn't been real.
It doesn't seem like a year has passed. So many weird things have happened too. Hopefully this next year is more normal.
@@michelewalburn4376 Agreed !
Do you have a Doll as Profile pic?
@@CaptnSausage no that's me lol
Wow that first story was just word vomit. Just because a word is listed in a thesaurus as a synonym doesn't mean it will fit man.
Oof that first story is a skip.. sorry
Honestly I miss when you would have nature footage for the stories, but I know most people demanded just a dark screen
The main reason I stopped is because UA-cam's copyright and flag system is TERRIBLE. Even though I film and own the footage I would still get fake claims from companies trying to scam UA-cam into thinking I stole their footage. It was a nightmare and headache for no reason. So I just stopped using footage all together and no longer deal with that issue.
@@swampdweller oh jeez, UA-cam needs to fix a lot but especially the issue of false copyright claims, I've seen it happen to so many people and it sucks it happened to you.
Are you slapping yourself when you kind of stumble? Lol
Good stories!
Glad you enjoyed it!
#1 trying to hard and it was overly wordy. If I wanted to think THAT hard I'd write my own stories from my childhood. As a medium I have plenty of them. Grave Yard Kid. The black dog was keeping the things in the grave yard inside the graveyard. They do that. Think Junk Yard dog. IT isn't the most glamours job but oddly enough that is a fairly important job for our own good.
Omg the first story happened to Sheldon Cooper I knew big bang theory was real and based on real people.
Yaaaay Swampy!
Swampy I can't be sane..... I spent a lot of years in the swamps of florida before all this "growth". I remember sawgrass mills mall .... it's not there anymore.
It's odd to me that many of these narrorators do not correct even basic grammatical errors. For example this is the second video in a row with a story where the word woman is never pluralized where appropriate. I find it jarring.
Very well written goof job from the swampś
Swamp Dweller is on loudspeaker at the House of Thrillers.
That first story was definitely written by someone who just took a creative writing class but missed the point of the whole thing, by a country mile...
So glad everyone agrees the first story was way to much lmao
Every comment is gonna be about the first story without even looking.
Omg. Using all our big words. Whether they apply or not. Learn the definitions.
Tf was the first one
I'm from Tasmania, I was going to port Arthur that day too but changed at the last minute, crazy
Hellyeah perfect.
55:10 enjoy
That lizard story was very confusing and I didn’t know what was going on
The first one was cap since he said he had a Red Bull in Europe but energy drinks are banned there
You realize only Bang is banned right? And that’s literally only in Denmark.
@@swampdweller I didn’t know that I must of been mis informed
@@Froglover115 Not misinformed but confusing facts for sure; the EU does have the promotion of energy drinks in areas where people under the age of 18 primarily reside banned. So you won't see things like Redbull advertised in or around schools, playgrounds, etc. The EU has stricter health and safety practices than the USA and calls out how unhealthy energy drinks are, often. But, outside of Bang itself, energy drinks are not banned in most if not all EU countries.
@@swampdweller well thank you for correcting me love your content and plan on sharing some of my own story’s