THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER ONE Is Insufferable

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  • @locrpg
    @locrpg 6 місяців тому +346

    "My kindness was contingent and my requirements were not met" is my new favorite saying 😂😂😂

    • @StaciDunlap
      @StaciDunlap 6 місяців тому +6

      Putting it on a shirt 😂

    • @JeffMoreland-rb7sw
      @JeffMoreland-rb7sw 6 місяців тому +2

      👍

    • @SamIAm2000
      @SamIAm2000 6 місяців тому +1

      100%!

    • @emotionalglooms
      @emotionalglooms 6 місяців тому +1

      you guys would definitely join a cult lol think for yourself 😆

    • @SamIAm2000
      @SamIAm2000 6 місяців тому +3

      @@emotionalglooms I don't like people enough to join a cult 😁

  • @kenyakeoni
    @kenyakeoni 6 місяців тому +143

    Can we talk about how you can hear every creak in the floor and cry but can't hear the cars pulling up.

    • @RocklinGraves
      @RocklinGraves  6 місяців тому +25

      The sound design in this movie makes absolutely no sense lmao

    • @Slim45ThaProducer
      @Slim45ThaProducer 6 місяців тому +5

      right bro, literally the first time the dad‘s walking around the house. It is completely silent and she doesn’t hear anything but then she’s playing the piano and the dad‘s walking around upstairs and she hears it. How do you hear his footsteps when there’s noise but when there isn’t any, you don’t hear nothing

  • @saltoftheegg
    @saltoftheegg 6 місяців тому +231

    This movie is giving "AI generated script"

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer 6 місяців тому +1

      Even worse. "Copy and paste with minor adjustments."

    • @cheesehoarder7749
      @cheesehoarder7749 6 місяців тому +18

      what’s so much worse is that it’s an already established story and they still managed to fuck it up

    • @bossman247-ek5ln
      @bossman247-ek5ln 6 місяців тому

      A yoo u 100% right bro

    • @DPaisleyDaisy-pr5wz
      @DPaisleyDaisy-pr5wz 6 місяців тому +3

      Right? Even that album playing in the house was the same…do a remake better or not at all.

    • @JaceTalksMedia
      @JaceTalksMedia 6 місяців тому +2

      It also gives "copy and paste" from the original movies script

  • @marcosmorales8596
    @marcosmorales8596 6 місяців тому +109

    I agree, their relationship was tone-deaf, and their survival/ situational awareness skills were nonexistent

    • @sayahhx8300
      @sayahhx8300 6 місяців тому +6

      They were both so useless

  • @Kaltagstar96
    @Kaltagstar96 6 місяців тому +178

    What I love about this channel is that, even though you're clearly not a fan of the movie, you stress that it's not the fault of the actors and more a problem with the material they have to work with. I honestly think that Madelaine Petsch is a solid actress and she probably could've been pretty decent if given a better script to sink her teeth into.

    • @Dvgteeth
      @Dvgteeth 6 місяців тому +21

      Agreed! I’d like to see her in something well written for ONCE 😭

    • @kainlives7958
      @kainlives7958 6 місяців тому +11

      Naw, the redhead actress was bad…so a tiny bit of it is

    • @Stichteee
      @Stichteee 6 місяців тому +7

      Don’t agree she gave cw can’t act and her lips distracting

    • @MrGothbunny
      @MrGothbunny 6 місяців тому +4

      Yeah Madeline was godawful

    • @kainlives7958
      @kainlives7958 6 місяців тому +3

      @@MrGothbunny she also seems to have an ego to 🤷🏻‍♂️ imo

  • @nikifisher76
    @nikifisher76 6 місяців тому +24

    I agree with ALL of this. But my annoyance started very early in the film when they kissed while he was driving and almost caused an accident. After that, I knew I disliked them and I really only stayed to see how they would die...and also the popcorn was tasty.

  • @BeckyBookClubMain
    @BeckyBookClubMain 6 місяців тому +41

    I’ve just come out of it. Good grief. Lifeless. Dull. Boring.

  • @MagicMonkey96
    @MagicMonkey96 6 місяців тому +39

    For every “Late Night with the Devil” there’s like 10 of these horror movies 😔

    • @cinemagic_my
      @cinemagic_my 6 місяців тому +3

      Late Night with the Devil is so overrated. The whole movie, I was like, 'that's it?'

    • @Dru2037
      @Dru2037 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@cinemagic_my it's overrated because people are so used to seeing crap so when a good movie comes out people go overboard.

    • @ChucksCherubs3
      @ChucksCherubs3 5 місяців тому +1

      I HATED 'Late Night With The Devil' and couldn't understand the high ratings, and yet, it feels like a masterpiece compared to this movie. 🤢

  • @myra-yves
    @myra-yves 6 місяців тому +52

    all i can say is that if i were creeped out already with random knocking in the middle of the night, the LAST THING i would do is smoke a joint. i say that as a chronic smoker too. a lot dumbass choices in the movie, like when the bf went away on the bike and left the girl at home like yall literally could’ve been away from the house and chilled with those diner folk.. also there were so many moments where either they could’ve just made a run for it or even just darted away in the jeep before it got ass blasted. movie was aggressively mid.

    • @DPaisleyDaisy-pr5wz
      @DPaisleyDaisy-pr5wz 6 місяців тому

      I agree w all of that (Except, I can always handle a joint🤭)

    • @emack4371
      @emack4371 4 місяці тому

      I agree but when she took a shower I finally checked out.....I only stayed because I was there with my co workers....if not I would have walked out.....

  • @cu_ri_o
    @cu_ri_o 6 місяців тому +54

    nothing can top the first one because it came out of nowhere and took us by surprise. still one of my favorites, although it hurts to watch it

    • @DPaisleyDaisy-pr5wz
      @DPaisleyDaisy-pr5wz 6 місяців тому

      All of what u said…complete truth!

    • @Jamyes9909
      @Jamyes9909 6 місяців тому

      I like Prey At Night more

    • @sprklejumpropedoll
      @sprklejumpropedoll 5 місяців тому +2

      We knew that but ppl criticized prey at night and then 2 years later loved it so I think the third isn’t that bad but ppl are over hating

    • @Jamyes9909
      @Jamyes9909 5 місяців тому +2

      @@sprklejumpropedoll I think that you're right

  • @TonyB2279
    @TonyB2279 6 місяців тому +40

    THEORY: Renny Harlin (or whoever hired him to make this thing) wanted to do a Halloween 2018/Kills/Ends-style trilogy of sequels to the original film.
    But they couldn't get Scott Speedman or Liv Tyler back, the studio wouldn't put up the money... whatever. So they had to half-heartedly do a retread of the first film, in order to set up a new character to put through the motions of those planned sequels.
    And what will those motions consist of? Madeline Petsch (instead of James or Kristen) going back to that creepy town and eventually uncovering the identities and origin of The Strangers.

    • @epsteinsblackbook
      @epsteinsblackbook 5 місяців тому

      THIS! Was my first thinking, wondering why they never elaborated on the ending in the first original movie. This is a good point.

  • @Filo-Kai
    @Filo-Kai 6 місяців тому +40

    Saved me an hour and a half. Thanks

    • @bossman247-ek5ln
      @bossman247-ek5ln 6 місяців тому +1

      It’s trash no cap took my girl n apologized to her after it’s a str8 money grab

  • @Zay6005
    @Zay6005 6 місяців тому +5

    The first Strangers movie is one of my favorites… it’s been tough watching them fumble the franchise so badly 😭

  • @a.m.1528
    @a.m.1528 6 місяців тому +32

    Wait...I thought this was a prequel. Why are they staying at an Airbnb? That wasn't a thing yet. God the writers couldn't even do basic research.

    • @eliocosmos
      @eliocosmos 6 місяців тому +11

      I think before the movie came out, it was marketed as a prequel. But now (if you look at IMDB trivia) they revealed in an interview it’s only inspired by the original and meant to be a new trilogy.🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @a.m.1528
      @a.m.1528 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@eliocosmos Okay, that makes more sense

    • @chrystalclayton1874
      @chrystalclayton1874 6 місяців тому

      What’s a airbnb

    • @chrystalclayton1874
      @chrystalclayton1874 6 місяців тому

      @@eliocosmos question so this one is just a remake and then will be better

    • @p-ruthless9005
      @p-ruthless9005 6 місяців тому +6

      It’s a prequel… to the other 2 movies in the trilogy

  • @kier.
    @kier. 6 місяців тому +81

    i think the first strangers movie is really scary but good

    • @Nimble.ninja910
      @Nimble.ninja910 6 місяців тому +3

      It was the perfect thriller and it didn’t need sequels (even though the first sequel, was pretty good) at this point It’s just greed and hubris.

    • @jfells4838
      @jfells4838 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Nimble.ninja910I think the first film worked so well bc of the surprise of it. Idk about anyone else but when I went into the first strangers film I wasn’t expecting much. I thought it would be a fun, low budget, slasher film and was pleasantly surprised to experience a smart, intense, and surprisingly emotional thriller. The sequels.. well it’s a sort of “been there, done that” type of feeling. Also the sequels just aren’t very well written imho

    • @p-ruthless9005
      @p-ruthless9005 6 місяців тому +2

      The second one was fine

    • @minoru8391
      @minoru8391 6 місяців тому

      I think it's scary but a terrible movie

    • @Dru2037
      @Dru2037 5 місяців тому

      ​@@jfells4838 I feel same the original was surprisingly good but the sequels were a steady decline.

  • @aamia3769
    @aamia3769 6 місяців тому +14

    I’m so tired of remakes.

  • @kingslayer2999
    @kingslayer2999 6 місяців тому +67

    I Knew The Strangers Chapter 1 would absolutely SUCK!!! Making a Reboot trilogy out of The Strangers was one of the Dumbest ideas ever.

    • @Dru2037
      @Dru2037 5 місяців тому

      ​@population-_-420 they can't be that dumb

    • @alexbennet4195
      @alexbennet4195 3 місяці тому

      The original film was bad enough by itself

  • @splattercastpod
    @splattercastpod 6 місяців тому +7

    Evan is spitting nothing but facts in this one folks! This movie SUCKS!

  • @delloliod
    @delloliod 6 місяців тому +52

    I read the title and Noooooo don’t tell me this Evan 😭😭😭😭😭 the first one is one of my all time favorite horror movies 😭😭😭😭 I was so excited!

    • @OBITOMAJIN
      @OBITOMAJIN 6 місяців тому +1

      😢😢😢😢😢

    • @gavvo-7640
      @gavvo-7640 6 місяців тому +1

      Stick with the original classic... it simply cannot be beaten... proved here!

  • @LizzyJo84
    @LizzyJo84 6 місяців тому +12

    When I saw the director was Renny Harlin, I took it as a warning and stayed away

    • @Snackdance
      @Snackdance 6 місяців тому +4

      I came to post the same, you beat me to it.

    • @RecluseBootsy
      @RecluseBootsy 6 місяців тому +3

      Yuuuup. Only indicator we needed for this movie's quality.

  • @DreConner48
    @DreConner48 6 місяців тому +6

    I just saw it today and I walked out like “WTF was that?!”

  • @RMA_00X
    @RMA_00X 6 місяців тому +6

    Whats with horror "reboots" nowadays that always need a damm trilogy (Cough, Money.) It will definitely be like most recent Halloween timeline where they didn't really have anything planned out other than "A Trilogy"
    It's like horror games where a lot of them are now chapter based. Like This film being "Chapter 1"

  • @TheLegendaryMovieCritic
    @TheLegendaryMovieCritic 6 місяців тому +5

    What the hell was Lionsgate thinking making a trilogy of The Strangers with a weak first chapter!

  • @jayb1014_
    @jayb1014_ 6 місяців тому +13

    The intention of this movie is that Hollywood is only interested in money. 3 movies shot in 52 days. It's an existing IP they knew people would most likely show up for given the popularity of the original.
    However, with this first installment being so unoriginal, and flat out boring, not really sure how they are gonna get people to come back for the next 2.

  • @Whitleythe13th
    @Whitleythe13th 6 місяців тому +12

    man...almost everything now set us up and then lets down...as Otis Driftwood says in The Devil's Reject's..."I always set my expectations low so I'm never disappointed"...man, that sucks to hear about Stranger's new film...thank you for the review man...

  • @charmer129
    @charmer129 6 місяців тому +9

    Disappointing but not surprising. The first had some genuinely terrifying moments that have stuck with me till today. You can't just copy and paste that and hope it works the same

  • @penelopespearhead868
    @penelopespearhead868 6 місяців тому +1

    Two words why I am looking forward to the next one- Richard Brake. He is such a great actor and was seen for a second as the cop in the diner. Hopefully he will have a bigger role

  • @chanellbotshekan
    @chanellbotshekan 6 місяців тому +6

    I haven't gotten past the first two seconds of this video, but the exasperated sigh in the beginning is just.....heartbreaking i'm so sad i was so excited for this movie.

  • @samanthakoller533
    @samanthakoller533 6 місяців тому +6

    This bums me out, but good to know.. I saw the trailer and thought, ‘this looks like an exact remake of the first one? … no, they wouldn’t do that… there must be a twist..’
    Guess not. 🥴

    • @ChucksCherubs3
      @ChucksCherubs3 5 місяців тому

      There is a twist, but it's not worth your time or money.

    • @dahannes6739
      @dahannes6739 24 дні тому

      There is literally no twist​@@ChucksCherubs3

  • @DivyMoon
    @DivyMoon 6 місяців тому +9

    Some films need to be left alone. I was certain from the preview that this would be the case with this film.

  • @theGhostfaceKiller666
    @theGhostfaceKiller666 6 місяців тому +1

    I think it would have been a really fun prequel if the couple are kinda weird and things seem a little off about them, then after "the strangers" show up they end up overpowering and killing them then realizing they actually enjoyed the experience and after disposing of the bodies they take the masks and decide to start killing thus the surprise origin story of Pinup Girl and the man in the mask.

  • @gabrielcastaneda9700
    @gabrielcastaneda9700 6 місяців тому +5

    I feel like they saw what tie west did with his trilogy and they said hold my beer

  • @97vn44
    @97vn44 6 місяців тому +2

    You sir, are now one of my favorites right up there with Jeremy Jahns when it comes to movie reviews. Your content is just awesome dude! Keep kickin ass and bein honest bruh!!

    • @RocklinGraves
      @RocklinGraves  6 місяців тому +1

      Damn wow thank you that’s high praise lol. Jeremy is fantastic

  • @BradsPitts.
    @BradsPitts. 6 місяців тому +3

    On a somewhat related note, I went to see “I saw the TV glow” yesterday and there was a trailer for the Speak No Evil remake. Holy crap it looked terrible

    • @lorenzo_smit
      @lorenzo_smit 6 місяців тому +3

      The Speak No Evil remake shouldn’t even exist

  • @GroovyyAlexx
    @GroovyyAlexx 6 місяців тому +13

    this makes me so sad i really had high hopes for this one. another great vid, keep it up! newer subscriber here, really been enjoying your vids and been binging em alot for the past week haha

  • @kenyakeoni
    @kenyakeoni 6 місяців тому +1

    Just left the theaters. My lord, im glad it's over. It was just silly. I pretty much giggled most of the movie..

  • @AdamFoster-rx8my
    @AdamFoster-rx8my 5 місяців тому +1

    The reason they were tied up in the end is taken from the real life Keddie cabin murders in 1981.

  • @tyreexgibson9260
    @tyreexgibson9260 6 місяців тому +2

    If I was you I would really focus on the Diner scene. I honestly think we saw the 3 killers In that town without them revealing themselves to us yet.

  • @no-hr6rj
    @no-hr6rj 5 місяців тому

    not a horror movie person at all, but i saw this with some friends today. had the theatre to ourselves and trust me, we were vocalizing our thoughts on the decisions these dolts constantly make. i've never seen the original but it feels slightly tragic that this was my introduction to the franchise. we were able to make a good time out of it but i fail to understand why this movie even exists

  • @MISTERKIC
    @MISTERKIC 6 місяців тому +1

    The Strangers (2008) became a favorite horror film for me. Unexpectedly watched the movie by chance and the suspense creeped me the FK out. I "was" (aight, still am) looking forward to "Chapter 1" because...*drumroll*..I had no idea there was a sequel. Didn't know it existed. Watching the trailer for "Chapter 1" had me AMPED! I figured, hmmmmmm, 16 years. WTF? I'm game! Not sure if I even want to watch "Prey At Night". Might just rewatch the original and keep horror memories there.

    • @RecluseBootsy
      @RecluseBootsy 6 місяців тому +1

      Prey At Night started off with massive potential and it quickly falls off. It's just a re-tread of the first film but in a bigger space (a trailer park). Sadly, they squander the premise just to repeat one-liners and have 2 dipshit teens kill off all 3 strangers. The ending made Baghead seem supernatural, literally on fire trying to chase the kids down like he's OG Michael Myers or some shit.
      PAN ruined the franchise possibilities, and this prequel shit goes to show the people working on it didn't bother watching the sequel either. They go to an air bnb....a decade and half before they existed. Already a non-starter. 😂

  • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
    @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 6 місяців тому +4

    The Strangers: Believer

  • @Aus10-1
    @Aus10-1 6 місяців тому +2

    This movie was horrible but when he said, you know how they say your first kill is the hardest... your my second. If he would of shot her, it would of been so bad ass but of course he dident

  • @fasteddierules8130
    @fasteddierules8130 5 місяців тому

    I will admit that i was in a posh expensive recliner seat and around the half hour mark found myself having to decide whether to just snuggle up and have a snooze.... i only resisted because i'd spent good money to be there and still had some drink to finish. "Vapid" was spot on as a full and complete summary.

  • @alexandraagarkova811
    @alexandraagarkova811 6 місяців тому +3

    This reminds me of the exorcist trilogy… Is it a new trend to take good original movies and make crappy trilogies out of them? I hope not. Great review though 😊

  • @THutch80
    @THutch80 6 місяців тому +1

    This is why I watch reviews on the opening weekend. I would hate to sit through this at a theatre. I will wait until peacock or prime has it for FREE. 😂

  • @KillJoyJakeLovesHorror
    @KillJoyJakeLovesHorror 6 місяців тому +3

    Dude! Great review. I couldn’t agree more. Just a waste of time that copy and pasted scenes from the last two movies.
    The setups for Chapter 2 and 3 were VERY thin but I’m oddly curious to see if it gets worse or not…

  • @shyfranklinstein9650
    @shyfranklinstein9650 6 місяців тому +3

    Not me getting ads for the movie during this video 😂

  • @kiannamayor
    @kiannamayor 6 місяців тому +1

    I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID. Literally NOTHING happened in this movie.

  • @oh.....5075
    @oh.....5075 6 місяців тому +1

    So far, I haven't seen 1 person that's seen the new strangers movie thst liked it

  • @betterthanstarlight
    @betterthanstarlight 6 місяців тому +2

    How have we gotten some of the best horror in a while this year AND this😭😭

    • @Pippa_McConnell
      @Pippa_McConnell 6 місяців тому

      And Night Swim...and Tarot...and Imaginary...

  • @iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet
    @iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet 6 місяців тому +7

    At what point do the strangers stop being strangers? 🤔

  • @Man_Aslume
    @Man_Aslume 2 місяці тому +1

    The strangers when the familars walk in

  • @Bianca-ws2eu
    @Bianca-ws2eu 6 місяців тому +3

    I was really worried about it being a crappy film. They never needed to touch the original. No add ons needed :/.

  • @roderick8167
    @roderick8167 6 місяців тому +3

    Yeah I wasn't sure about checking this one out because i love the first Strangers movie and i haven't even seen the sequel The Strangers Prey at Night because it looked very generic to me but maybe I'll watch the sequel someday because i do hear it's a lot of fun and from what I'm seeing either people really don't like this Strangers movie or they are very mixed on this movie and after seeing all the reactions yeah I'm not wasting my money on this lol

  • @miahill3494
    @miahill3494 5 місяців тому

    Hopefully Chapter 1 is what Stab is in the Scream universe. I want chapter two to start in a movie theater where they’re watching chapter 1 but I KNOW that’s not what we have in store 😭

  • @DPaisleyDaisy-pr5wz
    @DPaisleyDaisy-pr5wz 6 місяців тому

    Even doing it at the drive in w beer n stuff 😶‍🌫️, couldn’t save it. It sucked so bad I couldn’t keep my twin from playing on her phone.

  • @Angel-kl1ml
    @Angel-kl1ml 6 місяців тому +2

    I can see why folks would have fun with the second strangers movie but they really were super powered in that one too. Lots of teleporting, Baghead was literally unkillable. He was set on fire and hit by cars and all sorts and didn't really slow down. I was one of those folks who walked out of the theater rolling my eyes because it felt so generic.
    It sucks to see them try to appeal to folks like me who wanted more slow burn like the first and then completely fumble the execution (pun intended).

  • @cesar4483
    @cesar4483 6 місяців тому +11

    i walked out mid movie right after the whole "they say the first kill is the hardest" scene 😅

  • @ManEATer123
    @ManEATer123 5 місяців тому

    I saw this last night under thinking it was an origin story because some of the marketing insinuated it. I love a good origin story. I kept watching and as you said, they literally copied and pasted from the original. The characters were insufferable and stupid. I finished the movie and left very annoyed.

  • @External29
    @External29 5 місяців тому +1

    You should have added how, in the beginning, it mentioned that these murders were "brutal."
    Like, they only got stabbed in the stomach, which I'm sure is painful, but there are definitely more ways to die that can be brutal. 😅😂🤣

    • @dahannes6739
      @dahannes6739 24 дні тому

      "This is one of the most brutal ones" so cringe

    • @External29
      @External29 23 дні тому

      @dahannes6739 If anything, they should have put that for the Terrifier films. Not that I've seen them, but I've heard just how disturbing it gets. 😅🤣

  • @yotam6x7
    @yotam6x7 6 місяців тому +1

    Great review! My expectations going in weren't high and I wasn't that disappointed. I found Chapter 1 to be overall watchable, with the repeats of plot beats from the original and bad decisions really taking me out of the experience. I'm cautiously optimistic for the sequels since the ending kind of seems to force the story to switch up the formula, which could at least be interesting. In terms of good words about the movie - the sound design was surprisingly good.

  • @Lambdaleth
    @Lambdaleth 6 місяців тому +12

    Wait a minute, this is supposed to be a prequel, and there's an AirBNB? Before they existed?

    • @FinalGirl09
      @FinalGirl09 6 місяців тому +5

      It's not supposed to be a prequel, it's the first part of a 3 part remake. There's a Chapter 1, 2, & 3.

    • @Lambdaleth
      @Lambdaleth 6 місяців тому +1

      @@FinalGirl09 ah makes sense, I was misinformed.

    • @FinalGirl09
      @FinalGirl09 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Lambdaleth I think them calling it Chapter 1 was a mistake because we were all confused 😂

    • @RecluseBootsy
      @RecluseBootsy 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@FinalGirl09 nah, it's a prequel. They even marketed it as such. There's no indication they want to wash their hands of the first two films, given they're riding its coattails, hoping this copy/paste slop would pass for a Strangers movie. 😂

    • @FinalGirl09
      @FinalGirl09 6 місяців тому

      @@RecluseBootsy Saw it last Thursday it's not a prequel it's a reboot, a prequel would take place before the original, this does not. Unless they are time travelers, the original takes place in 2008, this is clearly 2024, they even have a god awful produt placement for the Ally banking app which started in 2009. It's "Chapter 1" of a new 3 part (Chapter) story. The movie is a beat for beat retelling of the original.

  • @dallasmavsericks
    @dallasmavsericks 6 місяців тому

    Yooooo !! I was getting sooo pissed while watching this movie !! Like why did they even take so long to figure out they needed a weapon !?! 🗑️ The 2nd one was the best as far as the victims fighting back !!!

  • @louiep777
    @louiep777 6 місяців тому +3

    No reviews that I’ve seen have mentioned the awkward editing. The man in the mask literally hobbles away goofily at one point. It’s all edited so quickly and weirdly.

  • @JaredDavis145
    @JaredDavis145 6 місяців тому +1

    I know you like the vibe of it, but I'm so burnt out on the first movement of Moonlight Sonata being used in movies.

  • @Phsyduck
    @Phsyduck 6 місяців тому

    I love your videos. I am a huge chicken and can’t watch horror movies, but at the same time I love horror. Your videos make it possible for me to know what happens in the movies I can’t watch but am also morbidly curious about. Thank you

  • @jennmoslek921
    @jennmoslek921 6 місяців тому

    I'm such a fan of the original & didn't even know that this movie existed until I started seeing reviews popping up. It's telling that they barely advertised & did no pre-screening. I think they realized that the movie was gonna be awful!

  • @mapetidye
    @mapetidye 6 місяців тому +1

    The movie theatre I was in tonight got more laughs than jump scares and fear

  • @cowgrll
    @cowgrll 6 місяців тому

    I got two separate ads for The Strangers: Chapter One watching this video…amazing.

  • @johnwells5414
    @johnwells5414 6 місяців тому +3

    These stories are very simple. 3 parts is just stretching it way too thin

  • @edcano2293
    @edcano2293 6 місяців тому +2

    I thought so. With that dumbass trailer, with the exact same line and characters. You said it well. Give us something fresh. Like Megan . That you surprisingly turned out great. The sequel is coming

  • @JohnDoe-gu7ix
    @JohnDoe-gu7ix 6 місяців тому +2

    This is the most brutal review I’ve seen from you and it sounds like you were right on target. I almost went to see this at the theater thinking it might be a fun slasher but clearly it wasn’t even that. Thanks for sparring me the torture. Really curious, the OG was such a simple yet effective premise-to me it didn’t merit a “franchise”. Do you think there really is material for an effective “Stangers” franchise that doesn’t just rehash the original premise less effectively or even worse offer over exposition that dilutes the terror of the OG? I have not seen “Strangers Prey at Night” so maybe that is worth a watch?

  • @FreeYourMindFilms
    @FreeYourMindFilms 6 місяців тому

    I’m glad he mentioned the first one’s version of the woman alone being terrorized before the boyfriend comes back. God it was so good in that one. Straight ass in the new one. Also I really prefer the cinematography of the first one by a lot. I like how it looks grittier, more real and intimidating. It’s flat in comparison here.

  • @p-ruthless9005
    @p-ruthless9005 6 місяців тому +1

    Literally just got an ad for the movie when I clicked this vid

  • @LeeSoExcellent
    @LeeSoExcellent 6 місяців тому +2

    They've been teleporting since the first movie which also isnt very good and highly overrated.

  • @Malum09
    @Malum09 6 місяців тому +4

    i like Madelaine Petsch but i think she chooses some awful projects.

  • @cxnoelle_1220
    @cxnoelle_1220 6 місяців тому +1

    you thought him proposing was sweet?! i was so annoyed they did that. don’t propose to me when we’re about to die

    • @lorenzo_smit
      @lorenzo_smit 6 місяців тому

      It was probably like some sort of coping Meganism. They knew they were gonna die anyway, so he just wanted her to know that she loves her one last time. I actually think that was one of the most believable things these characters did in this movie

  • @iamzeppoluvr
    @iamzeppoluvr 6 місяців тому +5

    This movie will become inherently clear to anyone who has spent any extended time in Porter Ranch, CA 😅 #purplehaze

  • @notcomfortable_here
    @notcomfortable_here 6 місяців тому +2

    I love this channel so much, always excited when I see a new video! hope you’re doing well mate!!

  • @BrendenBarlow
    @BrendenBarlow 6 місяців тому +1

    Tbh with you. I was hoping that considering its a trilogy. We would have started with the origin story of the strangers and worked from there, rather than getting a rehash of the first movie.

  • @geoffrygo
    @geoffrygo 4 місяці тому

    "The Strangers Chapter One is upsetting because it's not over yet"
    bruh you ended this and I spent a good thirty more seconds howling about how shady that was. Thank you.

  • @calvinsmediocrechannel8103
    @calvinsmediocrechannel8103 6 місяців тому +1

    Only good thing about this movie was the way the cheeseburger looked

  • @jessicawilliams3849
    @jessicawilliams3849 6 місяців тому

    The guy was so suspicious of the townspeople but when his gf says there may be someone in the house, he brushes it off so quickly as if he didn’t have his own reservations about the place.

  • @xlucky7x
    @xlucky7x 6 місяців тому

    As someone who remembers going to the drive in movies as a kid with my family and taking a portable radio just to watch the original The Strangers since I couldn't go see it by myself yet, I was excited for this movie and that it'd be a trilogy.
    Unfortunately, having seen this movie, I can confidently say I've had more enjoyable migraines and I could make a better home invasion movie with my mom. It cannot be stated how dumb the main characters are in this movie and it honestly feels like a parody, except it supposed to be serious.

  • @MechaVXGaming
    @MechaVXGaming 6 місяців тому +1

    Hey Evan, I’m pretty sure I committed on your Halloween videos once or twice, but I thought I’d hit you up again and let you know that your videos are badass. I appreciate your world view of horror, I like your commentary, and I see the vibe you’re shooting for with the channel. I adore it. I’m an editor, and I wanted to know if you needed some help with your videos and such. I’m not too sure of you do everything yourself or not. But if you’d want an extra editor let me know. I’d love to work with you and help your channel grow even more so. Keep kicking ass, stay safe, and I hope to see more from you soon.
    -Thomas 🎃🔪

  • @hearteyeshowell_edits9012
    @hearteyeshowell_edits9012 2 місяці тому

    them making this a trilogy to be released in the same year-ish reminds me of the success the Fear Street trilogy had but this movie feels like if i wanted to watch it. I should just go watch the original and get the same storyline

  • @doylestatus
    @doylestatus 6 місяців тому +1

    I thought the dude who was her BF was a horrible choice. Dude was a wooden board. Had no range

  • @doodling-gods
    @doodling-gods 23 дні тому

    You can tell his disappointment by how far down in the frame he is sitting. Its giving *disappointed dad slumped in his chair with his arms crossed* energy

  • @ryanmclellan8740
    @ryanmclellan8740 6 місяців тому +4

    Crap. I have a first date tomorrow with a chick that is also a huge horror fan... I was planning on taking her to see this 😢

    • @themikicreactions
      @themikicreactions 6 місяців тому +3

      Do it just the same. Let her decide if it's good or not.

    • @myra-yves
      @myra-yves 6 місяців тому +3

      it’s a good date movie, just laughable in character choices

    • @RecluseBootsy
      @RecluseBootsy 6 місяців тому

      Horror fans love shitty movies. It makes for great table discussions afterward.

  • @johnwells5414
    @johnwells5414 6 місяців тому +2

    Three chapters is just overkill

  • @charlesbullghost5491
    @charlesbullghost5491 6 місяців тому +1

    Spiker, is a much more very impressive spring time horror movie of 2009! The story is about young teenage girl invites her friends to an very old house. In her family inheritance of her twin aunt committed suicide many years ago by jumping in front of a moving train of an instand death! The same time she was they friends in town. The most infamous massive numbers of the pink eye albino killer escapes, who lives a death row setentence of police custody in a police very daedly shoot out by jumping in the very cold lake water! The small town sherif still searching out for him! The killer stalks the young teens all the way to the old house will walking on the train tracks! They drive vehicle there in the country towns backwoods. Many people are brutality killed throughout the movies run time. From the same day the night of the early morning light. He takes the young teenager lady from her dead boyfriend! To start a new family life together. The pink eye albino massive killer wins at the end! A very total shocking ending! He believes that's the her aunt's great return. Spiker she sees a ghostly haunting vision of him coming out the water and her dead aunt in a brides maid dress. He finds the very raw metal use full then His favorite very deadly weapon is the rail road spikes! A must see recommend movie to watch at night.🌉 My great inspiring wisdom for today. Have a great fabulous wonderful day.😀

  • @thomasffrench3639
    @thomasffrench3639 6 місяців тому +2

    Well my ritual of catching up to series by watching original entries before the new movie ain’t happening with the The Strangers series.

  • @Dontannoyme34894
    @Dontannoyme34894 6 місяців тому

    I really liked it it felt fresh and new yet nostalgic I’m excited and hyped for what’s to come💗💗💗

  • @MadameChouette800
    @MadameChouette800 4 місяці тому +1

    I want a movie where the strangers knock on a cult night ritual and they're the one in trouble

    • @FrankieTeardrop1998
      @FrankieTeardrop1998 3 місяці тому

      That would actually be a worthwhile clever sequel, unlike this.

  • @kariminalminds
    @kariminalminds 6 місяців тому

    I had to leave the theater to go to the bathroom and scream silently because the two of them were SO INFURIATING!

  • @lolzkittenz
    @lolzkittenz 3 місяці тому

    This is the only movie I've ever seen where I was ready to just walk out of the theater, being fine if I never found out how the movie ended. For some reason I stayed

  • @_earthtojen
    @_earthtojen 5 місяців тому

    When Ryan missed his wide open chance to shoot one of the masked killers was just soooo stupid

  • @ursaminorjim
    @ursaminorjim 6 місяців тому +1

    Okay, knowing this is the first entry of a trilogy (why?), and hearing that the small-town locals are hostile and suspicious of our two leads makes me think OH, NO. ARE THEY SAYING THAT THE HAPLESS NUMBSKULLS THAT WERE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE CAR TROUBLE ARE THE _REAL_ STRANGERS? IS THAT WHERE THEY'RE GOING WITH THIS?

  • @14thHourFilms
    @14thHourFilms 6 місяців тому +1

    just got an ad for the movie on this video lol

  • @DisasterthonTrueHorror
    @DisasterthonTrueHorror 5 місяців тому

    Just stumbled across this channel and have been bingeing a few videos. Keep it up man, great content!