Master Ninja 1 & 2: 'The Master Edit' #52 & 53 on my 'MST3K Funniest Episodes' playlist

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  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 5 років тому +23

    The running gag of them noting how "Lee's" gut vanishes when he puts on the mask is great.

  • @KuroMicra
    @KuroMicra Рік тому +2

    Wilfred Brimley. Safecracker!

  • @deafmusician2
    @deafmusician2 5 років тому +14

    The tranquility of postwar Japan? Lol

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 роки тому +5

      “How about a little sugar for grandpa” 😂

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 роки тому +6

      “She’s Skeletor’s sister, Sheletor”

    • @johnparrott4689
      @johnparrott4689 Рік тому +1

      ‘What’s a guy gotta do to get beat up in here?’

  • @TheWonderStraw
    @TheWonderStraw 4 роки тому +11

    "Good thing he studied with that ninja for those 10 minutes"
    lol Joel is low key savage
    my other fave is when they point out the stunt doubles for Van Cleef
    "Ladies and Gentleman LEE VAN CLEEF""

    • @stevenatkinson1228
      @stevenatkinson1228 2 роки тому

      I love how Joel is naturally sarcastic!!!

    • @control_the_pet_population
      @control_the_pet_population 2 роки тому

      Joel has my favorite delivery in the history of the show. All of his laid back "wow..." and "oh... i dunno" little reaction riffs kill me every time. I think Mike is a more natural comedic performer... and his era enjoyed stronger source movie selections... but a good Joel riff just wouldn't land if read by anybody else.
      that thing's got everything!

  • @manicpixiefangirl4189
    @manicpixiefangirl4189 5 років тому +14

    The Good, the Bad, and the MSTie

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 5 років тому +19

    "This has all the continuity of a fever dream."
    Seriously, this makes "Riding With Death" look like a perfectly coherent single film.

  • @AMReese
    @AMReese Рік тому +1

    RIP David McCallum

  • @kevindouglas5333
    @kevindouglas5333 2 роки тому +2

    The selective knock out gas. Precious

  • @henrymccoy7171
    @henrymccoy7171 3 роки тому +3

    23:41 - This is the line that broke me.
    Thanks for posting!

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 5 років тому +3

    48:10, love the guys actually cheering Monte Markham.

  • @johnry6086
    @johnry6086 5 років тому +6

    So good. Thanks once again.

  • @JPMadden
    @JPMadden 2 роки тому +2

    I still notice new jokes after several viewings of many MST3K clips:
    At 18:07, Crow mentions Polish Solidarity leader Lech Walesa after he and Servo say "12-foot pole" and "50-foot pole."
    At 33:02, Servo says "my butt and your face, oh, wait, that's not right" after someone asks, "do you got a light?" That joke is for when the question is "do you got a match?"

    • @johnparrott4689
      @johnparrott4689 Рік тому +1

      At one point one of them mentions a line from a Steely Dan song…’no tears and no hearts breakin, no remorse’.😊

  • @douglasjohnson4382
    @douglasjohnson4382 5 років тому +6

    I can't believe you omitted "Hi-be-kee-ble-ah!"

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  5 років тому +3

      I think I also left out Tim's attempt at saying 'huzzah'.

    • @douglasjohnson4382
      @douglasjohnson4382 5 років тому +4

      Perhaps he was trying to say "hamster."

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  5 років тому +4

      @Brandi lord It's a common mistake, heck I was at the Van Patten family reunion a few years back and mistakenly went up to Tim and said "How's it goin Dick?" and got that 'patten'ted right cross before being kicked out of the party Max Keller style.

    • @douglasjohnson4382
      @douglasjohnson4382 4 роки тому +1

      Even Rocky had to take a couple of lessons before he got back in the ring with Clubber Lang.

  • @AmyLSacks
    @AmyLSacks 5 років тому +6

    Who would win at elocution: Max Keller or The Rider from *Warrior Of The Lost World* ? (If only someone would give them each a good wire rack.)

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 5 років тому +1

      Amy L. Sacks like... what elocution.... _man?_

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 5 років тому +4

      @@TheRealNormanBates :D Now that I think about it, the fortune-teller and the girlfriend from *Mixed-Up Zombies* should compete, too.

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 4 роки тому +3

      Amy L. Sacks
      Or the friend in TISCWSLABMUZ:
      “WhaDoYaDinkWeCameItFor...ToEaaaa?”

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 4 роки тому +2

      @@cremetangerine82 For a battle royale, just add the lisping dimestore dominatrix from *Robot Holocaust* .

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 4 роки тому +2

      @@AmyLSacks
      Yes, Valaria. Wow, she was bad at speaking!

  • @johnparrott4689
    @johnparrott4689 2 роки тому +1

    Good God…from the spinning hamster wheel in the van to…wow…😊😊
    ‘Ninja Auto Mechanic- in color!’

  • @jonathanbethards3689
    @jonathanbethards3689 5 років тому +4

    Thanks man

  • @jorgezarco9269
    @jorgezarco9269 5 місяців тому +1

    The Elvis Presley joke was funny.

  • @bloodwrage
    @bloodwrage 5 років тому +5

    20:15 lmao

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 3 роки тому +4

    26:40 😂😂😂

  • @DeathBr0ther
    @DeathBr0ther 5 років тому +3

    i know this is going to be good.......i was right

  • @WildStyleStayWild
    @WildStyleStayWild 5 років тому +3

    Are you doing old films these days? 💋

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  5 років тому +3

      I've done a lot of these over the years, it's a show that's by far my favorite where they make jokes during the old bad movies.

  • @control_the_pet_population
    @control_the_pet_population 2 роки тому +2

    hmmm.... I hope she's into big ass medallions.
    Every time I see a guy wearing a medallion, this riff triggers in my head. Doesn't even need to be big ass... plenty of "respectable as far as medallions go" sized medallions have also triggered the riff.
    tl,dr; men keep wearing medallions, I find it hilarious.

  • @TerriYoung-n3n
    @TerriYoung-n3n 10 місяців тому +1

    Cute

  • @albrown7977
    @albrown7977 Рік тому +2

    This movie came out the same year as Karate Kid. And it looks and sounds like crap.