Because I'mbatman He basically just advertised his channel stating that he has evidence proving TJ is a fraud and he also invited me to come on one of his hangouts.
+TheBobbyBoy Are you threatening to shorten my lifespan just because I'm a manatee? I guess that this situation should be expected from an atheist individual.
You know, I'm ok with DP being pre-recorded. 1080p, no technical difficulties, plus the show was never really improved by being live. I say keep it like this.
+Browncoat Allywang the only advantage to doing these live is the ability for them to read comments live, but the comment section is always just cancer anyway
***** i don't think we need to worry about it being scripted, that would make the preparation time so much higher than it already is and wouldn't be worth it in any way
+Antonio Contreras The only advantage of it being live is that you can have that "They're sitting right there as I'm watching this I know exactly what they're doing like I'm there" feeling. The disadvantage is choppiness, bits being cut out, videos being split into different parts, and overall low quality. If you think the pros overway the cons then you must be on something..
+Antonio Contreras Any feeling of the show being less predictable when not live is purely psychosomatic. What has changed is the fact that the show won't have huge technical issues every. damn. show. every episode something fucked up and required a twenty minute break to fix. there were huge awkward pauses where they couldn't even figure out what was wrong in the first place. most of it could probably attributed to not having the huge amount of bandwidth needed to properly stream, which also fucked up their Skype calls. the ten minutes were they try to fix shit on the fly, and the subsequent 20-30 minute break ends up equaling 25-30% of the shows duration. you're basically getting 30% more content by merit of them not having constant errors. more high quality content earlier> shitty live production
Not sure. One difference is that The Party had entire branches set up to keep their histories straight while all Brett has is his fucked up little manatee mind.
"He's the perpetual, endless fucking victim. I don't know how you could ever not love this guy. He's so unaware of his own fucking absurdity. The existence of him is a fucking standing refutation to humanity's worth." - PaulsEgo This guy is just the best.
I'm totally fine with the show being pre-recorded. However, I am worried that Eric Bischoff will eventually start showing up 10 minutes before each episode and give away what happens.
Story time with Paul leaves me with quite the pleasant, warm feeling. Much like taking a bath at the perfect temperature, or taking a very satisfying shot that doesn't burn your throat or go down the wrong way. Thanks, Burrito Man.
This was actually one of the best episodes. I think that episodes being pre recorded is a great idea, as it certainly improves the quality of the podcast.
Lots of podcasts that used to be live, Went offline because of DDOSing the main one being Painkiller Already, They did about 100 episodes before livestreaming became damn-near impossible. So they recorded the show offline and it went smoothly. I prefer pre-recorded honestly.
This was the first DP podcast I listend to all the way through. I was at work when I did it, and the part where he was talking about how he was going to get out of a ticket by saying he was the wind and the trees bled (paraphrasing) made me laugh out so loud the girl next to me asked if I was okay.
Yeah Hatchet is kick ass. Brian's Winter, the scenario where Brian is not rescued before winter, is also a fantastic addition. I read both books multiple times when I was in elementary school.
Part of the joy of the show is in it being live but I'm 100% okay with you doing it this way as long as you upload and record on the same day. It's really about it feeling current, even if everything you talked about wasn't current. As cheesy as it sounds, live shows are great because it feels more like a community between the fans and you because you're all experiencing it at the same time, but it does cause a shit load of problems, so it seems more than worth it to just upload them as long as it's at about the same time and you've just done it.
It is amazing how much entertainment value you guys have managed to derive from Brett Keane. This is probably the only situation on UA-cam where that particular individual can be the subject of a discussion and at the center of issues.
Was this ever even broadcast live? I literally just refreshed my subscription feed at 4:12 p.m. Central Standard Time (which is an hour earlier than the peasants' time zone) and this showed up.
Cholesterol is actually sort of a HUGELY vital part of human biology. Some people also can't get the nutrition they need from vegetarian alternatives because of deficiencies.
+Jeddaven the Canadian You don't need to eat cholesterol. You only need HDL, the good kind, which is made by your liver. Also, any pharmacy or online retailer will sell a multi-vitamin/multi-mineral supplement. No excuses.
+Inorganic Vegan what about the people who want to eat food and not make their diet complex or have to take vitamins to compensate for the fact what they eat is to poor to keep them going on its own?
megabeaver23 Complex? How is taking a multi-vitamin/multi-mineral supplement too complex? There is absolutely no rational reason to be averse to supplements. They're cheap, easy-to-use, and effective. Also, I only eat, rice, beans, tofu, mixed veggies, some soybean oil, and occasional fruit with my supplements. How is that complicated?
Inorganic Vegan Other than your current diet is not working if it needs to be supplemented. What that means is that your diet sucks and is not then fees able as it does not give you the nutrients you need.
Inorganic Vegan I can live off my diet without needing supplements, you can't. I'm not the one taking those supplements though nor do you even know my diet or if I'm ingesting your form of livestock as well as you are misreading what it actually is as it is a health supplement meant to boost the health of the animal, so again I'm not taking supplements. and the argument isn't even about ethics which I don't care for as I care more about humans than other animals.
I had a very different experience than TJ with my first trip. Instead of feeling like things weren't there that I couldn't perceive, I had the experience that I was astrally projecting to places that I thought of.
I really liked Paul's story this time around. I think I may write a short screenplay with it where Paul's dad actually gets into a fistfight that gets out of hand and dies. That would be pretty interesting.
Inorganic Vegan So you don't think trespassing should be a crime, you don't think theft should be a crime, and you don't think contempt of court should be a crime. You're either a teenager or an anarchist. Which is it?
Inorganic Vegan How the fuck should I know? Maybe the charges are indeed complete bullshit and he did nothing wrong, BUT THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TRIALS. It's amazing that you know nothing about the evidence in this case and yet you have the audacity to declare the charges to be BS. I'm starting to lean toward the "teenager" answer. Amiright?
About the vegan murder issue: Should a tiger be legally charged for killing and eating a rat? When we involve animals in human morality, we would need to be able to manipulate nature.
Friendshipismagic Ok but the result is the same. If a tiger eats a rat, a rat's life is lost and that rat dies. If a human eats a rat, a rat's life is lost and that rat dies.What's the difference?
+Nio Pullus You're right, the result is the same, but the difference lies in that a human eating a rat is completely unnecessary dietary-wise and humans have the capacity to recognize murdering an animal is wrong.
***** Plants don't have brains or the ability to suffer. That is an awful argument. And If all you have as an argument is quibbling with definitions then there's obviously very few points you can make.
I really enjoy tuning in live guys. It may be irrational, but it makes the show more exciting. Please don't get rid of that aspect, this show is a few guys getting drunk and high and talking about news clips, it doesn't need to be in high quality.
You know what's weird. The way TJ and Paul describe how they see things on drugs, is where my mind naturally goes occasionally when I'm alone and just lying down focused and thinking about something. It'll sometimes do weird, messed up crap like that naturally. Maybe not to the extent they are talking of, but there are times where I'll become really aware of the feeling of my teeth and the empty space in my mouth, or I'll focus on a part of the ceiling like Paul said and notice something that captivates me and I focus on it for a long time causing it to morph a little to my perspective. Sometimes I'll think about my breathing and I get so focused on it that if I don't think about it then I stop breathing. People have said that I don't need to take drugs. Perhaps they're right.
+sprybug That's interesting... however the intensity with which you perceive these things is probably very mild in comparison to how they feel it on drugs. It's likely that taking drugs would intensify these natural effects for you quite a bit. You may like it, just don't take too many. Except weed, you can take smoke all the weed you want
I like the pre-recorded thing. There's no point in streaming live if the chat is gunna be garbage. An interesting alternative might be to just make a patron only chat.
Brett Keane is the gift that keeps on giving. Those demands he made.... The UA-cam equivalent of Greece trying to intimidate China - enough to make a fucking cat laugh. Thank you Brett, thank you.
Paul is the Grandpa I never had.
+Rye Tye (Jibril) is it a good or a bad thing you never had a grandpa like him?
+Black Adam Is there something you want to talk about man?
Wesker yeah wtf you on? Star Wars is the shit.
+Rye Tye (Jibril) He's more like an uncle than a grandpa
+Rye Tye (Jibril) Paul almost reminds me of my Uncle, but less Crustier and Cranky :)
I want only Paul to debate Brett Keane. That would be awesome.
+Solaire of Astora fuck it you could kick bretts ass.
That would be great but I think everyone should just praise the sun
***** And he's utterly refuted every one of them.
Because I'mbatman He basically just advertised his channel stating that he has evidence proving TJ is a fraud and he also invited me to come on one of his hangouts.
Praise the Sun, friend!
Brett Keane aged like 20 years in 7 years
His age has confused me more than anything else in the world.
+TheBobbyBoy diet can even mess the brain let alone appearance
+TheBobbyBoy For your information I have health problems. Now stop attacking my idiotic family of individuals.
***** I suppose manatees do have shorter lifespans than humans
+TheBobbyBoy Are you threatening to shorten my lifespan just because I'm a manatee? I guess that this situation should be expected from an atheist individual.
You know, I'm ok with DP being pre-recorded. 1080p, no technical difficulties, plus the show was never really improved by being live. I say keep it like this.
+Browncoat Allywang the only advantage to doing these live is the ability for them to read comments live, but the comment section is always just cancer anyway
teejaye110 POOPBALLS.
Etc.
Browncoat Allywang's IP : 63.389.409.21 and such.
***** i don't think we need to worry about it being scripted, that would make the preparation time so much higher than it already is and wouldn't be worth it in any way
inb4 the kayfabe
I like the live aspect, keep the show live!!
It really doesn't change anything. The only thing that changes is the "Tj yells at you and begs for like" bit.
+ThePyrosirys which, honestly, stopped being funny after the second time.
+Antonio Contreras The only advantage of it being live is that you can have that "They're sitting right there as I'm watching this I know exactly what they're doing like I'm there" feeling. The disadvantage is choppiness, bits being cut out, videos being split into different parts, and overall low quality. If you think the pros overway the cons then you must be on something..
+Antonio Contreras Any feeling of the show being less predictable when not live is purely psychosomatic. What has changed is the fact that the show won't have huge technical issues every. damn. show. every episode something fucked up and required a twenty minute break to fix. there were huge awkward pauses where they couldn't even figure out what was wrong in the first place. most of it could probably attributed to not having the huge amount of bandwidth needed to properly stream, which also fucked up their Skype calls. the ten minutes were they try to fix shit on the fly, and the subsequent 20-30 minute break ends up equaling 25-30% of the shows duration. you're basically getting 30% more content by merit of them not having constant errors.
more high quality content earlier> shitty live production
+ThePyrosirys I disagree. I like to participate on the live chat on Kiwi in real time. It's pretty fun...
I don't think The Party from 1984 revises History as much as Brett Keane
Not sure. One difference is that The Party had entire branches set up to keep their histories straight while all Brett has is his fucked up little manatee mind.
"He's the perpetual, endless fucking victim. I don't know how you could ever not love this guy. He's so unaware of his own fucking absurdity. The existence of him is a fucking standing refutation to humanity's worth." - PaulsEgo
This guy is just the best.
I'm totally fine with the show being pre-recorded. However, I am worried that Eric Bischoff will eventually start showing up 10 minutes before each episode and give away what happens.
+Macaulay Gallacher I applaud you for your reference.
Why does that name sound familiar?
+Atheist Queen He used to be the Vince Mcmahon of WCW so to speak. Later on he asumed the chairman role of Raw during early to late 2000s.
hollywoodraptor0016 Oh that's right!! Thanks for refreshing my memory (:
Atheist Queen My pleasure :)
Pauls story time is becoming one of my favorite DP segments.
Brett Keane puts the "manatee" in "humanity."
The Drunken Peasants have discovered how to time travel
+Phallus Cooper
I find this very European friendly.^^
***** Why don't u and TJ fuck and just get it over already
This is true, it's 8 years later
I need the picture from the thumbnail to be a poster...PLEASE LMAOOO
Did I sleep for an extra day without realizing?
3 minutes in and TJ have already started to shit on DaveCreator XD
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
I love it, DPP #23 has "The end of Brett Keane" in the title. 140 episodes later....
Story time with Paul leaves me with quite the pleasant, warm feeling. Much like taking a bath at the perfect temperature, or taking a very satisfying shot that doesn't burn your throat or go down the wrong way. Thanks, Burrito Man.
pauls story at the end was awesome i laughed so hard
Paul has another story time at the end?!?! YUUUUSSSSS I CANT WAIT!!! :D
This was actually one of the best episodes. I think that episodes being pre recorded is a great idea, as it certainly improves the quality of the podcast.
I could listen to you guys talk about anything. You are the most interesting men on the planet.
Live please, its so cool to be watching as you guys perform and you can read our comments
+Holy Gaming
no
+Loppop23 coming laugh out loud
This was DP at it's best. They need to go back go this.
Story time with Paul is the best time of the week!
Lots of podcasts that used to be live, Went offline because of DDOSing the main one being Painkiller Already, They did about 100 episodes before livestreaming became damn-near impossible. So they recorded the show offline and it went smoothly. I prefer pre-recorded honestly.
Paul's stories are absolutely fantastic. His Ego Answers videos are among the finest offerings on this entire site.
Holy shit you NEED to have Brett Keane on with Paul! That'd be amazing.
Is it just me or is anybody with me on this ,Paul should be the 4th peasant
+Alex Gonzalez Unfortunately, Paul is not available every time the Peasants stream.
This aged well
Oh god, what with this actual crisp quality. I can't handle it.
Story Time With Paul is such a fantastic addition to the show. It's so, so good.
Paul's stories are the fucking best.
very good story telling skills there paul, you actually had me on the edge of my seat
I think Brett meant ''crimes against a manatee''.
+vatchkleyden OMG I CAN'T EVEN XD I WAS SOO CLOSE TO SITTING IN MY OWN PISS LMAO
Well "humanity" and " a manatee" are a similar situation.
This was the first DP podcast I listend to all the way through. I was at work when I did it, and the part where he was talking about how he was going to get out of a ticket by saying he was the wind and the trees bled (paraphrasing) made me laugh out so loud the girl next to me asked if I was okay.
+zombiemouse I loved the part where they where talking about the google car being a Michael Jackson fan. Shamona!
I love the stories Paul tells
Storytime with Paul is so good, could listen to an hour long story of his.
Brett Keane is the greatest Lolcow of all time
I very rarely comment, but I must tell... Paul is the best addition to the drunken peasants.
1v1 me in a 360-no-attacking-my-family-shot individual debate situation!
The Hatchet is an amazing book
Yeah Hatchet is kick ass. Brian's Winter, the scenario where Brian is not rescued before winter, is also a fantastic addition. I read both books multiple times when I was in elementary school.
+Soberum Brians Hunt was really bad, but all the other books form the series was pretty interesting
Idk, DaveCreator said in the comments of his recent video that he hasn't had a falling out with the Drunken Peasants.
+Phallus Cooper They said they didn't have a falling out, he just stopped wanting to have anything to do with them.
+Aaron Krupp Why though?
His comments (screenshot) were posted in r/drunkenpeasants. If it was a joke, sure didn't seem like one.
Every single time Paul does an impersonation of Brett, I can't help but girly giggle.
I'm an athiest situation.
HOLY FUCK, the reflection in Paul's shades. Double monitor setup? Very nice!
THIS must mean the podcasts are PRE-RECORDED
"god high" is a kickass idea for a TV show. I'd watch the hell out of that
Paul is a great fucking story teller.
I love the new intro, to the point, and as in the 90's gets me hyped for the show.
many people are hating because its not live anymore. what is the difference? if you wanna chat there are other platform out there
The live chat is a cesspool and rarely ads anything to the discussion. The only downside I see is no more live polls for things.
Watching Paul in Paul's glasses, in Paul's glasses, in Paul's glasses...
fucking +PaulsEgo can make a small make up tutorial funny, he truly is the hero we need
paul makes the show a blast. thank you, paul :)
Is the episode supposed to be up this early? What happened?
Brett 'The Individual Situation' Keane
+Casual Time and motion. Flesh and blood and fire.
+Casual I think it is prerecorded. They said something about it at minute 8
Ah, KK.
Read your Bible and do what it SAY.
Part of the joy of the show is in it being live but I'm 100% okay with you doing it this way as long as you upload and record on the same day. It's really about it feeling current, even if everything you talked about wasn't current. As cheesy as it sounds, live shows are great because it feels more like a community between the fans and you because you're all experiencing it at the same time, but it does cause a shit load of problems, so it seems more than worth it to just upload them as long as it's at about the same time and you've just done it.
7yrs later
"Energy or force"
Best unit analysis ever
Never fear Paul is here.
Paul's stories literally just have me in a trance, this man is a fucking legend. It is truly a shame he does not make more content!
I love Paul, such a cool guy.
It is amazing how much entertainment value you guys have managed to derive from Brett Keane. This is probably the only situation on UA-cam where that particular individual can be the subject of a discussion and at the center of issues.
Best quality video ever done, yes. Always do that. Live stream sux
We love the live experience!
Pls replace Scotty with Paul.
Yes.
Fuck you
+Alex Farrell 'Maaaaan FUCK you Alex'
No! Just have all four of them on all the time!
That story about the trumpet made my day.
"female cows"
arent all cows female? and bulls male?
dafuq?!
You're right, I hate when they refer a cow as a him.
DID U JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDERS??! tRIGGERED
Was this ever even broadcast live? I literally just refreshed my subscription feed at 4:12 p.m. Central Standard Time (which is an hour earlier than the peasants' time zone) and this showed up.
Well if you guys are going to miss Wednesday next week then why not just prerecord one? Even if it's just half an hour or an hour?
All I can think of when Paul does his Brett Keane impression is Brett's head on the body of Super Kami Guru from DBZA.
The judge left. I win court.
I much prefer this format, not having to deal with constant internet problems is great and 1080p is a bonus.
damn Paul was getting really strongly opinionated this show, I love it!
Paul said at least 3 quotes from The Big Lebowski.... I abide...
Of course cows are self-aware creatures, they're all over Tumblr
I adore you, Paul. You give me life. It's a pretty intense *situation*.
Cholesterol is actually sort of a HUGELY vital part of human biology. Some people also can't get the nutrition they need from vegetarian alternatives because of deficiencies.
+Jeddaven the Canadian
You don't need to eat cholesterol. You only need HDL, the good kind, which is made by your liver.
Also, any pharmacy or online retailer will sell a multi-vitamin/multi-mineral supplement.
No excuses.
+Inorganic Vegan what about the people who want to eat food and not make their diet complex or have to take vitamins to compensate for the fact what they eat is to poor to keep them going on its own?
megabeaver23
Complex? How is taking a multi-vitamin/multi-mineral supplement too complex?
There is absolutely no rational reason to be averse to supplements. They're cheap, easy-to-use, and effective.
Also, I only eat, rice, beans, tofu, mixed veggies, some soybean oil, and occasional fruit with my supplements. How is that complicated?
Inorganic Vegan Other than your current diet is not working if it needs to be supplemented.
What that means is that your diet sucks and is not then fees able as it does not give you the nutrients you need.
Inorganic Vegan I can live off my diet without needing supplements, you can't.
I'm not the one taking those supplements though nor do you even know my diet or if I'm ingesting your form of livestock as well as you are misreading what it actually is as it is a health supplement meant to boost the health of the animal, so again I'm not taking supplements.
and the argument isn't even about ethics which I don't care for as I care more about humans than other animals.
I had a very different experience than TJ with my first trip. Instead of feeling like things weren't there that I couldn't perceive, I had the experience that I was astrally projecting to places that I thought of.
Wait, did I just timetravel or something?
Considering the debacle that was Wednesday's episode, I'm glad you've decided to forego doing it live.
Pre-recorded is superior
I really liked Paul's story this time around. I think I may write a short screenplay with it where Paul's dad actually gets into a fistfight that gets out of hand and dies. That would be pretty interesting.
What a spineless, pathetic excuse for a judge.
Imprisoning him would cost more than the fine, so I'm glad he got off, especially given how crooked our justice system is.
Inorganic Vegan Do you even bother to think about or reflect on your comments before you hit "post"?
Inorganic Vegan The defendant is intentionally disrupting a court proceeding. It's unfathomable that you think that a judge should tolerate that.
Inorganic Vegan So you don't think trespassing should be a crime, you don't think theft should be a crime, and you don't think contempt of court should be a crime. You're either a teenager or an anarchist. Which is it?
Inorganic Vegan How the fuck should I know? Maybe the charges are indeed complete bullshit and he did nothing wrong, BUT THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TRIALS. It's amazing that you know nothing about the evidence in this case and yet you have the audacity to declare the charges to be BS. I'm starting to lean toward the "teenager" answer. Amiright?
Really enjoyed this one. As always Paul had a great story.
No, do it live. Fuck it!!!
Paul is a great storyteller! Keep this segment!
About the vegan murder issue: Should a tiger be legally charged for killing and eating a rat? When we involve animals in human morality, we would need to be able to manipulate nature.
Obviously not since a tiger needs to eat meat to survive. Humans do not.
Friendshipismagic Ok but the result is the same. If a tiger eats a rat, a rat's life is lost and that rat dies. If a human eats a rat, a rat's life is lost and that rat dies.What's the difference?
+Nio Pullus You're right, the result is the same, but the difference lies in that a human eating a rat is completely unnecessary dietary-wise and humans have the capacity to recognize murdering an animal is wrong.
+Nio Pullus
We humans don't need to do that. Not to mention laws don't exactly apply to those outside of society, which includes tigers.
*****
Plants don't have brains or the ability to suffer. That is an awful argument. And If all you have as an argument is quibbling with definitions then there's obviously very few points you can make.
Holy shit Paul! I haven't thought of Gary Paulsen's Hatchet in a long time.
#PaulsEgoIsLoveIsLife
#ButtKeeneIsTrashIsGarbage
Paul needs to write a book and put all his crazy stories in it. I'd buy that!
Fuck I'm so glad you've added Paul on Fridays his stories are great.
Hatchet was the first book I ever completed when I was 11 years old when I read it.
I had no idea it was a great classic.
I really enjoy tuning in live guys. It may be irrational, but it makes the show more exciting. Please don't get rid of that aspect, this show is a few guys getting drunk and high and talking about news clips, it doesn't need to be in high quality.
I like the new format, but one live show a week would be cool too!
Is it crazy that this was uploaded on my birthday, I realized that as G-time johnny was singing about birthdays. Johnny knew
You know what's weird. The way TJ and Paul describe how they see things on drugs, is where my mind naturally goes occasionally when I'm alone and just lying down focused and thinking about something. It'll sometimes do weird, messed up crap like that naturally. Maybe not to the extent they are talking of, but there are times where I'll become really aware of the feeling of my teeth and the empty space in my mouth, or I'll focus on a part of the ceiling like Paul said and notice something that captivates me and I focus on it for a long time causing it to morph a little to my perspective. Sometimes I'll think about my breathing and I get so focused on it that if I don't think about it then I stop breathing. People have said that I don't need to take drugs. Perhaps they're right.
+sprybug That's interesting... however the intensity with which you perceive these things is probably very mild in comparison to how they feel it on drugs. It's likely that taking drugs would intensify these natural effects for you quite a bit. You may like it, just don't take too many. Except weed, you can take smoke all the weed you want
Gerardo Ortiz Mildare Weed just makes me feel drunk and carefree.
I can't even,"shamone, shamone, Oh SHIT!"
We need a Paul's Ego story time compilation of his best stories.
I like the pre-recorded thing. There's no point in streaming live if the chat is gunna be garbage. An interesting alternative might be to just make a patron only chat.
We got ourselves a SITUATION with INDIVIJALS Attacking MA Family...
U guys should have a segment called drug stories lol that would be amazing.
this actually released on my birthday, so hearing gtime johnny wish me happy birthday was nice
story time with Paul is so great
Brett Keane is the gift that keeps on giving. Those demands he made.... The UA-cam equivalent of Greece trying to intimidate China - enough to make a fucking cat laugh. Thank you Brett, thank you.