Failure Is Always An Option • Dylan Beattie • GOTO 2023

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  • @FrancoBugnano
    @FrancoBugnano 8 місяців тому +30

    Failure is not an Option. It's a Result

    • @xwize
      @xwize 2 місяці тому

      Get out

    • @arcuscerebellumus8797
      @arcuscerebellumus8797 Місяць тому

      Not only is this cringe, but you're also wrong, which somehow makes it brilliant. Good job %)

    • @JonathanPeel
      @JonathanPeel Місяць тому

      We need more functional jokes.

  • @lagcisco
    @lagcisco 9 місяців тому +10

    In for Dylan Beattie, I know this will be a good one.

  • @Rx7man
    @Rx7man 9 місяців тому +5

    33:38 This is the reason that I'll watch different versions of Dylan Beattie talks that I've already seen
    How hard is it to tell the difference between a Puffin and a Mog?

  • @lagcisco
    @lagcisco 9 місяців тому +9

    Good mention about the Horizon system disaster, every software dev should read about that

  • @jrdougan
    @jrdougan 9 місяців тому +20

    Failure is not an option, it comes standard with every Microsoft product.

    • @brukts3361
      @brukts3361 8 місяців тому +4

      That's a really good line. Got a chuckle for me

  • @m4rt_
    @m4rt_ 2 місяці тому +1

    The most dangerous thing we do every day is walk up and down stairs.

  • @m4rt_
    @m4rt_ 2 місяці тому

    16:31 When I was doing the test exam before the final exam I had in school, my laptop did a BSOD just as I turned it on to start the exam.
    Luckily that was the test exam, and because of it I prepared myself a for that scenario in the actual exam... luckily it didn't happen during the real exam.

  • @menachemsalomon
    @menachemsalomon 3 місяці тому +1

    I've used the attachment-to-a-draft email method to avoid an attachment sniffer. I've also renamed .exe files as .bin or .img, and suddenly the company email filter let it through. Or, worst case, ran a binary through a base-64 encode, and attached it as text.

  • @m4rt_
    @m4rt_ 2 місяці тому

    Fun fact, the first space shuttle was named Enterprise.

  • @m4rt_
    @m4rt_ 2 місяці тому

    hot dog or not hot dog is the best AI

  • @kalmarnagyandras
    @kalmarnagyandras 9 місяців тому +5

    "User ingenuity" best ticket closure comments ever.

    • @Rx7man
      @Rx7man 9 місяців тому +2

      as a farmer and mechanic, I've had to "MacGyver" many things. It's not wrong if it works!

  • @JonathanPeel
    @JonathanPeel Місяць тому

    They should have put four HAL 9000s on Discovery One.

  • @m4rt_
    @m4rt_ 2 місяці тому

    it's not a bug, it's a feature.

  • @ccj2
    @ccj2 4 місяці тому +1

    It’s crazy to see this after Crowdstrike.

  • @m4rt_
    @m4rt_ 2 місяці тому

    *The moon is not a planet.
    So he was not the first person to play gold of another planet, but he may be the first one to do it not on earth.