if think he wanted to say something like "It's past my bedtime. Please don't tell my mommy." or "I'm trying to be a nicer person. It's hard, but I am trying, guys. Wishing you all the best."
@@Iguessimhere154 Not Pokemon related but point still stands. It's like when you get t bagged in a shooter then when you absolutely dominate the next match and the match after you would think they will be a bit more humble but no, they still act like cocky assholes. Those types of players are annoying and obnoxious
Pokemon Showdown players are hilarious. "How dare you use strategies that I can't predict and get easy wins on! You're so goddamm trash!" Seeing new strats are the best thing about Pokemon. Also Ditto is nuts
It's the only thing that makes pokemon fun imo. Playing meta teams is so boring theres a billion fukn pokemon out there and ya gotta bring the primal boys
@LeCoolFace playing meta literally means you are settling for average. Why be exceptional when you can use what everyone does? as a kid I loved using chatot even against ubers. Found out only recently, chatter is banned for its 100% confusion rate XD
@LeCoolFace in other games as well meta can definitely b3 boring, and in other games impossible to win against if you don't have the right build, even if you play perfectly. (Talking about you dbd)
Honestly makes it even better cause it can then switch into a possible low kick. Sure its a very very low chance cause it isn't that common but still nice
UU players: should I use a team with great synergy or a team what covers each other's weaknesses? I could use a team with a strong gimmick. Okay my enemy is bulky and might only be used for chip damage and setting up stage hazards so I can use this opportunity to set up a sweep. My Pokemon is weak against his, I can either switch out or call his bluff. Ubers players: HEE HOO LEGENDARIES ARE THE BEST
@@thismachine7089 I legit hate the meta in general but as bad as it is you'll find better matchups in uu, every team will have have mamoswine but they might also have something interesting
@@Joseph_Biten uu is always stall meta though + most ubers teams bring at least half non legendaries (excadrill, tar, hippo, ditto, darm, pex, mandi, quag, ferro, dugtrio, corviknight, rotoms) not including viable bpassers
@@thismachine7089 nah nah ou is stall meta with corvi, pex, and ferra. UU meta is strong attackers and setting up. Mamoswine and a couple of legendaries are the most prominent in uu right now. I think the problem is the ranking system because it's based around Pokemon popularity instead of potential. Mamo and legendaries shouldn't be in uu imo.
Don't get me wrong I get salty a lot of times on showdown but I don't type in chat toxic stuff and all... The only time when I show my salt is when I lose and then the toxic winner decides to brag his victory to boost his ego.
@@nathanielbass771 that's why I don't care about metas... if o wanna give my Umbreon an Impish nature with Toxic, Throat Chop, Wish, and Protect... I'll damn well do it and make all the ppl salty about it
@@Fizz-Q well, he was banned for a reason. other than that though, the problem with brawl was that a lot of the picks got changed or were not viable. I still miss the old luigi
I love how SausageMakist thinks he’s good just because he had a full team of Ubers VS a team of normal Pokémon. Sad he nearly lost the second fight, then says that it was ez. Not gonna lie, you don’t know how to play Pokemon if you just have a full team of Ubers
Rhojan Dano Thats FEAR. It’s an extremely common tactic in modes like that, and almost everyone doing balanced Hackmons will know about it, and have a counter to it (weather, status effects etc).
Zamazenta should've been the Fairy/Steel one in the first place. Why does the OFFENSIVE one get to be immune to Eternatus' STAB moves? It doesn't make sense.
“Holy shit, when we transformed we got one more boost from Intrepid Sword!” Yeah, bc of how Transform interacts with abilities, it’s incredible against mons with on-entry abilities like Intimidaters and the dogs. You copy your stats, *then* alter theirs or yours, making you just outright stronger, even before your scarf makes you faster. It’s lucky most Zacians don’t run fire moves…
Light metal scizor is actually better if you want to go mega since it lets you take less damage from low kick if you switch into that move as normal scizor. It’s a small advantage but a advantage nonetheless.
That guy lost and didnt wanted to admit it and send him another battle request. After he won he said gg ez even though he brought a whole team of legendaries while my guy got a lizard and trubbish to a battle
*me really digging the music in these videos, especially this one* "I wonder if he has the music in the description" *discovers soundcloud link* "Dope!" *reads artist name* ....wait. extra dope!
This is like bringing a bazooka to a game of chess,losing twice,firing the bazooka at the other guy,missing,and blowing up their king,then saying "Lmao ez"
Did you not know ditto can do that? You can run a real funky team with that. Like having a simple beam linnone and garvdevoir. You need the linnone with All EV to speed. With the gardevoir. Make sure you have calm mind and stored power. And maybe a focus sash. Make sure your ability is trace so then your calm minds double. If you do that then youll probably get some salt and some great content. Plus the ditto. If you have an alcremie then you can decorate and then transform. There isnt much to say but I hope that can turn a match around.
I'm surprised in the rematch against that last dude that you didn't use counter against the groudon after you set up rocks, game might ended differently if you had.
Nice that Toxic Spikes shows up, it's especially fun in Shared Power where you can also run toxapex to get free crits against anything that doesn't ignore Toxic Spikes (Regenerator cannot be shared in Shared Power anymore)
Congrats, sausage, you managed to draw and then refused to risk it on the best of 3. Your cowardice has been noted, your trainer pass revoked, and your meta declared old
That used to be me. Like right out of my book. At least the old me. Now I take losses pretty good. Sometimes will take it as a learning experience. But I used to be the guy you hate when he lost. Now I am more humble. May get salty? Not sure. But I do take it rather well and wouldn't lash the way I once did. It is all mentality. So I for one know others can change from this as well. Just takes practice.
the last salty guy is just like my friend, when I win the first match he asks for me to rematch saying same team then when we match he uses a different team which is strong against mine and he knows every move i will be using against him now.
My mans brought full ubers to battle with a team with Lizard and a Trubbish, lost, and still thinks he's so good.
Irony is lost on the stupid
Well I mean that’s good that he believes in himself but to much overconfidence is what makes people obnoxious.
@@jimmyvasquez5298 he's straight up delusional
Hes not good cause he uses full ubers lol. He showed how bad he is at pokemon select
Who we talkin about
Brings shotgun to boxing match*
"Heh. You are so scared of me now."
After being previously beaten senseless in said boxing match, mind you.
@@M4x_P0w3r and after bringing a shotgun to said previous beating
More like bringing a RPG-7 to a Rock Paper Scissor match😂
@@realkiller2160 losing the first time, and winning by the skin of his teeth the second.
@@Mayogus he forgot to bring the bullets
"gg ez"
Congratulations, Sausage you won a game against someone using Trubbish with your team of Ubers. XD And still almost lost.
He did lose initially anyways lol
Well he did lose, not 'almost'😂
& it only took him 2 tries
Yeah the.2nd try scrub
if think he wanted to say something like "It's past my bedtime. Please don't tell my mommy." or "I'm trying to be a nicer person. It's hard, but I am trying, guys. Wishing you all the best."
Nothing feels more sad than a Zacian transformed Ditto destroying your team
Facts
This is why I always carry ditto to counter op zacian
@@jimmyrivera1830 always carry a Ribombee.
That's why the always important groudon and ho-oh exist
Sub zacian lol
GG
“No not going to take that loss”
Those types of people are the saltiest, they get so toxic in the messages afterwards
Especially if they won the next match bragging as if they didn't get shit on last time
@@Iguessimhere154 Not Pokemon related but point still stands. It's like when you get t bagged in a shooter then when you absolutely dominate the next match and the match after you would think they will be a bit more humble but no, they still act like cocky assholes.
Those types of players are annoying and obnoxious
@@guthetanuki256 or playing Moba he's playing a very *questionably* designed character(s) and thinks he's hot shit
Never knew you played this game
This man...
7:07
"IS THAT A HITMONLEE?"
_casually ignores Zweilous_
@@Zekaria_Vanwood no seriously it's good, super bulky and hustle means it hits really hard.
@@galarstar052 when it does hit, that is
@@galarstar052 is it really? I gotta see that.
This is the most likes I've ever gotten. Smexy
@@galarstar052 and it gets dd
Imagine running a team of 6 legendaries and thinking you're a pro. Absolute legend.
*Ubers*
@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 Except these ubers were all legendaries.
Nothing inherently wrong with it
Gizmos Monster is eternatus a legendary? Sorry I haven't been playing that much Pokemon since gen 7
@@saraskyline8331 yes,pretty much the villain
That last dude (SausageMakist) cant win with out knowing whats the opponents strategy and also he used full legendary ubers team against a OU team lol
None of garba mons were ou, they were even lowerr which makes it even better he almost won twice
Xportbob mega Scizor is OU but that’s it lol
idkman scizor ain’t even in the game my guy
Didn't know Trubbish and Electivire made it all the way to OU
Not just OU... OU and Under which makes much worse tbh.
Pokemon Showdown players are hilarious.
"How dare you use strategies that I can't predict and get easy wins on! You're so goddamm trash!"
Seeing new strats are the best thing about Pokemon.
Also Ditto is nuts
It's the only thing that makes pokemon fun imo. Playing meta teams is so boring theres a billion fukn pokemon out there and ya gotta bring the primal boys
@LeCoolFace found the salty 12 yo
@LeCoolFace playing meta literally means you are settling for average. Why be exceptional when you can use what everyone does? as a kid I loved using chatot even against ubers. Found out only recently, chatter is banned for its 100% confusion rate XD
@LeCoolFace in other games as well meta can definitely b3 boring, and in other games impossible to win against if you don't have the right build, even if you play perfectly.
(Talking about you dbd)
@LeCoolFace How's doing the same thing over and over. Real riviting gameplay. Just google "best pokemon team" plug and play! wow! amazing!
Imagine bragging that your full ubers team won against a team with trubbish in it
Lol😂😂
After losing to it the first time 😂
Losing the first time and barely winning the second
Plot twist he actually watches you and is now forever embarrassed
oh my god I wish he actually does and is now mortified for eternity.
*I hope so*
I strongly hope so
I think he would've recognized him with the "I am" names
If he did watch him, he'd know by the username and was therefore doing it to get in a video
Cause of death: *salt poisoning*
Uh no dude, its sodium chloride :))
(only true memers will get that)
@@boommybox6193 is that a Jimmy neutron reference
All copper salts are poisonous
@@boommybox6193 actually, that's salt.
@@boommybox6193 memers
"Oh my god, I am like so good with my full Ubers, I can press the strongest move and hope for the best."
I cannot wait until I get my Chansey back.
In the meantime, you could play National Dex metas on Showdown.
That last guy was straight cancer tbh. One look at his team and I can already smell FEAR tactics working in your favor lol
no that's a lie cancer actually kills things
Mega scizor always has technician and he's always going to go mega turn 1 so it doesn't matter that his base scizor has light metal guys
touche
Honestly makes it even better cause it can then switch into a possible low kick. Sure its a very very low chance cause it isn't that common but still nice
@@pastamasta6873 its actually fairly common in ag since most uber mons are heavy af
Shut up Chow
He runs light metal because he has curse on the set. The only way to have curse on scizor is from virtual console, which always have hidden abilities.
7:07, I was absolutely destroyed in this vid but I'm just so stoked to be in one of them!
Gz on having a fun team though, mate. You lost way better than Sausage Party.
@@Spamhard I think that anyone can lose better than Sausage Party
@@Martinxo51 haha too true
@@Martinxo51 PREAACH
Why were you running Zweilous?
Papa: it is wrong to get mad over a game
Sausage: puusy 😂
Papa: *bring it on*
Sausage: Nope , bye
He taunt and he run
He's the type who picks a fight then runs when they actually agree
Imagine being sausage makist watching the vid rn lol
I hope he does. And leave a comment. The replies will drown him in an ocean. But that ocean probably still won't be as salty as him.
Sarah Abramova oof
Imagine if I change my name to sausagemakist
@@SarahAbramova that's such a fine insult I think I'll steal it
When that guy at the end suggested a second rematch I thought he wanted to go for Best out of 3, but no, just more bragging about his Primal Groudon
RickRaptor105 holy heck it’s rick
Dromaeosaur54 and it’s also me ,dio
WALNUT DIO Walnut Jotaro killed u stay quiet!
SquishThatCat he killed vampire me, not walnut me
Oh god he's invincible!!
UU players: should I use a team with great synergy or a team what covers each other's weaknesses? I could use a team with a strong gimmick. Okay my enemy is bulky and might only be used for chip damage and setting up stage hazards so I can use this opportunity to set up a sweep. My Pokemon is weak against his, I can either switch out or call his bluff.
Ubers players: HEE HOO LEGENDARIES ARE THE BEST
To be fair I was interested in Ubers because Groudon is my favorite legendary and I've never gotten to use it, lol.
UU players: haha stall team go brrr
@@thismachine7089 I legit hate the meta in general but as bad as it is you'll find better matchups in uu, every team will have have mamoswine but they might also have something interesting
@@Joseph_Biten uu is always stall meta though + most ubers teams bring at least half non legendaries (excadrill, tar, hippo, ditto, darm, pex, mandi, quag, ferro, dugtrio, corviknight, rotoms) not including viable bpassers
@@thismachine7089 nah nah ou is stall meta with corvi, pex, and ferra. UU meta is strong attackers and setting up. Mamoswine and a couple of legendaries are the most prominent in uu right now. I think the problem is the ranking system because it's based around Pokemon popularity instead of potential. Mamo and legendaries shouldn't be in uu imo.
There is some players who get lightly salted.
Then there is players who empty the whole shaker.
I want my steak lightly salted HEY WAIT WHY ARE YOU EMPTYING THE WHOLE THING
Don't get me wrong I get salty a lot of times on showdown but I don't type in chat toxic stuff and all...
The only time when I show my salt is when I lose and then the toxic winner decides to brag his victory to boost his ego.
Man hiding your toxicity rather than letting itself out was a great choice.
Mad respect to you bro
that's normal especially when it's a team you actually made yourself
This guy is so well seasoned that Gordon Ramsay would be proud.
Edit: Thanks for the likes, much appreciated👍🏼
Are you sure? Cause Gordon doesn't really like things when they are over-seasoned
Groudon Ramsey
*upgrade*
Groudon Rayquazey
Another upgrade
Groudon Reshiramsay
I chose not to like your comment because of that gross edit 🤮
The joke is great though.
From a guy who hasn't played since emerald, I literally don't know what's going on. Yet I love your vids. They're so enjoyable!
try showdown, it'll blow your mind XD META kinda corrupts the game though
@@nathanielbass771 that's why I don't care about metas... if o wanna give my Umbreon an Impish nature with Toxic, Throat Chop, Wish, and Protect... I'll damn well do it and make all the ppl salty about it
@@nathanielbass771 i think the metaknightmare of. Brawl was worse
@@Fizz-Q well, he was banned for a reason. other than that though, the problem with brawl was that a lot of the picks got changed or were not viable. I still miss the old luigi
Evilta that’s actually what I do in nuslocks except I use moon light
There's enough salt here to turn the great lakes into an ocean.
Ok furry
They'd still be lakes... Just with salt in them...
@@Azumeme
did they ask? ._.
@@Azumeme That's the best you could do huh
@@Azumeme *Virizion*
Okay fellow furry
Sceptile"eats sitrus berry"
Enemy: "Chuckle" "chuckle" IM IN DANGER
Little does he know he got exposed on UA-cam by a famous UA-camr.
What UA-camr? I want to see that video.
Found him! ☝️
ThatOneGamer285 lol ur shit
@@TOG285 imagine losing to a meme team, almost losing again then saying "gG eZ" what a noob
Looking back i must have been very tired. Also i'm not the guy in the vid
1 dislike. We all know who that is
Now 69... I’m going to get a gun if someone dislikes
You have 6 people to assasinate
I disliked because the dude keeps mumbling and stutters way to much.
@@jimmyvasquez5298 bruh?
Jimmy Vasquez. Yeah dude what the fuck man.
I'm hoping Scyther/Scizor are added in one of the expansions
Jack same. scizor is one of my classics from gen 2
As someone who mains Scizor in Pokken I would be happy about that.
Pretty sure Scizor is in Isle of Armour because to evolve him, you give him a metal coat which is pretty much armour, it even gains the steel typing.
Can't wait for June...
To play Scizor and Garchomp
Scizor is so dope
I love how SausageMakist thinks he’s good just because he had a full team of Ubers VS a team of normal Pokémon. Sad he nearly lost the second fight, then says that it was ez. Not gonna lie, you don’t know how to play Pokemon if you just have a full team of Ubers
Watching you ditto an etern and blowout a dynamax kyurem made my day.
And he fucking forfeits immediately I love it
Imagine setting up against ditto not once, but 5 times.
15:03 "he's probably going to go to the ho-ho now"
*HO-HO* ?!
Out of season but I get the idea
Try this team on Balanced Hackmons:
Lvl 1 zigzagoon
Sturdy
Shell bell
Endeavor
Spiky shield/Baneful Bunker/Extreme speed
Rhojan Dano Thats FEAR. It’s an extremely common tactic in modes like that, and almost everyone doing balanced Hackmons will know about it, and have a counter to it (weather, status effects etc).
@@umbrawitch2808 Mold Breaker, problem solved
Body Press Shuckle
Sounds like a lame common set to me.
@@EternumTagerMain Body press shuckle with fur coat(double defense)
“We have Lizard” 😂🤣 I died lmao (just watched the video where the guy called him lizard)
“We have lizard”...gets me every time!
Imagine a collab between this man and gray still plays, the two masochistic kings, it would be pain at it’s finest
If Zamazenta was a Fairy/Steel type it would be almost unkillable
They did Zenta so dirty
If they gave it earthquake or stone edge it would be better
It’s supposed to be tanky yet it can’t even learn that many defensive moves.
@@deadlydingus1138 It needs bulk up and body press
Zamazenta should've been the Fairy/Steel one in the first place. Why does the OFFENSIVE one get to be immune to Eternatus' STAB moves? It doesn't make sense.
10:15 I remember that music...
It is time to humiliate a full salty legendaries team.
Running away with his tail between his legs flipping the bird. What an anime antagonist
This kid must've been the coolest guy at school the day after
salty ppl are fun, aint they? this is why i dont pvp, avoid the idiots and keep all my brain cells 😂
My brain cells are all masochists, they want to shrivel up.
That's why I play showdown
“Holy shit, when we transformed we got one more boost from Intrepid Sword!” Yeah, bc of how Transform interacts with abilities, it’s incredible against mons with on-entry abilities like Intimidaters and the dogs. You copy your stats, *then* alter theirs or yours, making you just outright stronger, even before your scarf makes you faster.
It’s lucky most Zacians don’t run fire moves…
SCIZOR WE DO NOT USE THAT LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD
wild set cutiefly:
Sweet scent
Draining kiss
Struggle bug
Stun spore
I've battled Jesu Elias. I end up fighting him a lot in National Dex AG. He always has good teams.
I'm reminded of the time when I beat someone in a random doubles battle and he starting cursing at me in Italian.
Being an italian, this is just funny to me-
Gli italiani sono i migliori
@@dennoplit già
mama mia fuckboy
That sounds like something I would do, but I just start cursing when I win so it was probably another guy
Salt, the best way to start your day!
Flexes a win with his uber team lmao
Aww Yes. I love the salt!
Imagines playing only legendarie pokemons and crying
If it was realistic one he wouldn’t get the legends two he would probably have only a overlevelled starter
He has tasted ditto
Feel the power my dude
It doesnt work on ditto , sub , illusion
That Sausage dude has the biggest superiority complex
Not trying to be rude, it's a joke
*gets swept by ditto*
*wins once*
lol you're so scared of me
If they forfeit it don’t mean they are scared they just are tired of the same team and salt
My mans sausagemakist must've had his mother call him down for dinner if he suddenly disappears after 'Bragging'
Seeing “wtf is your team” is the best feeling ever. I’ve only gotten it once but I made that team myself so I love winning with my own team
I wish I could see the looks on these meta-loving chumps' faces when you don't just copy and paste Wolfey's team or something
Between Showdown and Smash salt mines everywhere are going to start going out of business
Guys, he wasn’t kidding when he said Sceptile is inside. He’s inside my house oh god he found the gun oh no he knows how to use it please help
This last dude went offline because he was scared
Sry for my english
your english is good, just replace go with went.
@@charana538 OK thx for the help😁
my boy sceptile gettin some respecc. i salute you comrade.
“Boosted by technician” *has light metal*
I JUST WANT TO COMMENT THIS OMG
Mega Scizor has Technician no matter what your base one has.
Oh yea damn, I forget. Forgive me
Light metal scizor is actually better if you want to go mega since it lets you take less damage from low kick if you switch into that move as normal scizor.
It’s a small advantage but a advantage nonetheless.
@Noah Stasny light metal is an ability
Pregnant woman smoking: it won't affect my child
Their child: 17:46
He can just ask a moderator to ban him right?
He has evidence
this channel is the best entertainment on UA-cam
My favorite thing to do when people trash talk is to ask them “don’t you have anything better to do?” And they shut up immediately
That guy lost and didnt wanted to admit it and send him another battle request. After he won he said gg ez even though he brought a whole team of legendaries while my guy got a lizard and trubbish to a battle
SausageMakist is like your main pokemon he’s the Trashiest Trash talker ever. Also 1v1 me quick scope you won’t
*me really digging the music in these videos, especially this one*
"I wonder if he has the music in the description"
*discovers soundcloud link*
"Dope!"
*reads artist name*
....wait. extra dope!
10:13 what you came for
This is so much salt that it can kill the world population of snails
Hello there, anyone wanna see my Shuckle sets?
Too bad
I do
So do I
nope
Yeah
Neohrandom gets it
Nice intro! Good S tier mons on the left and F tier trash on the right
Doubles, smeargle with geomancy with a weak audino with sash and simple beam
This is like bringing a bazooka to a game of chess,losing twice,firing the bazooka at the other guy,missing,and blowing up their king,then saying "Lmao ez"
CAUSE I'M A MASOCHISTIC MAANN!
Congrats on the Silver Papa. Praise GarbODor
*L I Z A R D*
dude you have literally the best intro ever
Ditto triggering another intrepid sword boost is hilarious as hell lol
Did you not know ditto can do that?
You can run a real funky team with that.
Like having a simple beam linnone and garvdevoir. You need the linnone with All EV to speed.
With the gardevoir. Make sure you have calm mind and stored power. And maybe a focus sash. Make sure your ability is trace so then your calm minds double.
If you do that then youll probably get some salt and some great content.
Plus the ditto. If you have an alcremie then you can decorate and then transform.
There isnt much to say but I hope that can turn a match around.
I'm surprised in the rematch against that last dude that you didn't use counter against the groudon after you set up rocks, game might ended differently if you had.
NOOOO!!!! You should have switched ditto into +1 primal kyogre for the meme! "scarfed origin pulse primal kyogre"
congratulations for the silver play button!
And then the need for competence at some task that his self-esteem presented to him was fooled...for at least one more day.
" What a turn, mark." Beautiful reference placement .
13:02 you also get another boost if neutralising gas come in then wears off.
Nice that Toxic Spikes shows up, it's especially fun in Shared Power where you can also run toxapex to get free crits against anything that doesn't ignore Toxic Spikes (Regenerator cannot be shared in Shared Power anymore)
This is EXACTLY why I'm subbed to you.
I don't even play this game but this video is entertaining lol
Congrats, sausage, you managed to draw and then refused to risk it on the best of 3. Your cowardice has been noted, your trainer pass revoked, and your meta declared old
Okay, that Imposter+Intrepid Sword combo was cool!
That used to be me. Like right out of my book. At least the old me. Now I take losses pretty good. Sometimes will take it as a learning experience. But I used to be the guy you hate when he lost. Now I am more humble. May get salty? Not sure. But I do take it rather well and wouldn't lash the way I once did. It is all mentality. So I for one know others can change from this as well. Just takes practice.
I Don't Smoke is your best song, really. It's quite different from the rest.
The subtitles corrected Hitmonlee's name to 'I hit manly', but I didn't see it do much to Scizor XD
“As you can see we have Lizard, and Electivire over here”
a legend says SausageMakist is 12yrs old
Nothing’s more funnier than thinking ur better after the rematch
the last salty guy is just like my friend, when I win the first match he asks for me to rematch saying same team then when we match he uses a different team which is strong against mine and he knows every move i will be using against him now.
Haha! How does it feel when my Mega Groudon totally dominated your Trubbish?! - some people have the weirdest brags
You should make a team of the "can you beat this game using only ___?!?" pokemon! I'd personally love seeing a mudkip team