@ 42:01 when you can hear Willie running towards the phone yelling, that had me SCREAMING at work!!!!! "GIVE ME THE PHONE AND GET OUTTA HERE!! WHO THIS IS? ARE YOU THE ONE THAT WAS TALKING TRASH ON THE PHONE!?!?!?!" LMGDAO!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆
So refreshing. This makes me miss the good old days when the customer was always right unless they they were a bird brain, luck head, city slicker or a jive turkey. In that case they’d be told to “Stop talking 🗑” & to “Save the drama for your mama”
I choked on my frappuccino when listening to the 'cheap ass' or the 'pen' segment with the old man and Stu!!!! Everyone at Starbucks stopped what they were doing and turned to look at me!!!😂😂😂
Whenever someone is being rude do you? All you need to do is tell them quote - "Ayyyyyeee! Don't be a flapjack flippin' flapassss!!!"🥞🤣😂🦜🐘🦆🦒🐴🕊🐖🐦🦓🦃🏴☠️😂😂😂🤣
To be real honest, the actual company sounds like they screw up enough, that the prank calls may not be all that far away from what the customers may have actually experienced if they had called the right number. Which makes this even more hilarious.
its revenge on customer service, who couldnt give two hoots, and just pass you on all day long, and never get anything done (welcome to Israel, 2023) i'm researching how to hack customer service myself, to give them griefs like thses
This is HILARIOUS!!! So glad I discovered it but what I’d like to know is how are they intercepting these people’s calls to the legit companies they thought they were calling ?
They would get numbers that are close to a UPS or other company the people call a lot and usually hurry up and dial whole calling they would miss the number by one and lol then we would get gold like this. I remember in the 90s the pranks the jerky boys would do on the phone were funny as these you should look those up on here too 😂😂😂
"...I'm waiting to hear EVERYTHING you have to say!!! ...Oh 'excuse me?' You're STARTING to have some manners now?? Oh NOOOOO---oh why would YOU ever have manners??"😂😂😂😂
Funny thing about all these calls is when these people should get ahold of the real business or person they were calling, they don’t realize they had called the wrong number and those poor souls gets an angry earful.
I first discovered these prank calls maybe about 15 years ago on this old prank call station I used to listen to online. I can still laugh my ass off at them. The guy who does all these voices should have become a household name and a millionaire. Where did he go to?! I think the best call of all time is probably the “Jive Ass Hussy” call.
All the characters leading to Stu the management are brilliant satire on a totally dysfunctional mail service. Junkyard Willie - old cranky brother who says it like it is with no filter and hes either retiring in a week or its Saturday and HE DONT CARE Jim Bob - front line customer service low iq stuttering kentucky hillbilly that insults everyone smarter than him which is everyone. Utterly clueless. Blade - not in many skits overall but a surfer bro strung out on tons of drugs on a 3 day bender and vomiting everywhere.....tells people to chill out and stop being a buzz kill Then we finally gwt to STU...whose voice tone and seemingly normal behavior makes the callers finally feel like their talking to a normal employee or manager....then Stu ends up being an over pompous insulting offensive evil overlord lol.....its such an awesome set up and character development
I remember these from Crank Yankers,but i always wondered,are these wrong number calls? Random people trying to call one place but accidentally call this crank number? I don’t see how that would really work,but how else do these brilliant geniuses get these calls or set them up? How ever ,they’re all so rad! Thank you for these full audio versions,they’re absolutely magnificent! They should do animations in the Ricky Gervais show vein,or style.
As I understand it, the dude paid to register a bunch of phone numbers that were 1 digit different from popular local businesses like UPS, then just waited for chumps to misdial so he could pounce. He also made traditional prank calls where he was the initiator, but those aren't as funny as his customer service masterworks.
OMG!! I was just listening to part 1 of this other day, and was wanting to hear more Willie and Jim Bob!😂😂 Those characters are so funny! Do they have more prank calls? Will there be a part 3? Videos that make u laugh like this are much appreciated in these times. Thank u for this.
These calls originally dropped on a series of CDs back in the '90s-'00s under the name Touch-Tone Terrorists. Seems like there were 5 or 6 discs in all, plus a proposed movie -- don't know if the complete movie ever got made but I've seen spec clips on YT.
Jimbo 10 years ago i was going through Chemo and felt terrible all the time from the drugs. I used to listen to these time after time and they really cheered me up and even made me smile. laughter is a great medicine :)
This video helps me when I'm stressed out over rude customers and I'm a doctor
The 'I wanna cancel' call is so good - "You makin a rush to judgment"
I love what Vladimir says "your very stupid person I take sip of my coffee first" 😂
When he says; "I'll transfer you somebody else, you, CHOLO" crapped me up to the floor.
"Yeah 'this Willie, can I help you?"
Six of my favorite words to hear. Music to my ears.
I think that’s 7
@@JumboShot33 I plead innocence due to the associated 'delirium' from listening...
I prefer "what you want"!
"Yea, this Willie, WHO IS IT NOW?"
PAY YO BILL! PAY YO BILL! WE GON SHUTCHU AWFF! WE GON SHUTCHU DOWEN!
Willie and Jim Bob are great but Stu Jameson is hilariously frustrating. He starts off sounding professional then it goes left real quick 😂😂😂
What’s funny is this is how phone companies and cable companies spoke to you in the mid 80’s & 90’s 😂
Now it’s cable companies 😂
@ 42:01 when you can hear Willie running towards the phone yelling, that had me SCREAMING at work!!!!! "GIVE ME THE PHONE AND GET OUTTA HERE!! WHO THIS IS? ARE YOU THE ONE THAT WAS TALKING TRASH ON THE PHONE!?!?!?!" LMGDAO!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Dude, the voice of Willie is insanely good and funny 😂
The best EVER!! it’s the same guy doing all the voices
Believe it or not I can do a perfect Junkyard Willie voice
@@jasonelliott9762cap 🧢 let’s see on your channel? 👀👀
It’s done with software. It’s not like the guy can just do it on command.
Post it up! @@jasonelliott9762
I love when Willie starts talking fast and babblin while saying the word jiveturkey as much as he can 😂
you sound like a jive turkey
Hhahahahahahahahahahahahaha😅
I don't know how many times I've listened to this. It never gets old.
Smoked some great Master Kush today and got really deep in search of meaning and somehow ended up here...
So refreshing. This makes me miss the good old days when the customer was always right unless they they were a bird brain, luck head, city slicker or a jive turkey. In that case they’d be told to “Stop talking 🗑” & to “Save the drama for your mama”
*lunkhead
You can go milk some goats.
Hoola-hoop-eyed chicken-neck jive turkey... Them's fightin' words for sure...
“Pea-Brain” 😂
This shit Is so FUCKING HILARIOUS ..JUNKYARD WILLIE IS MY FAVORITE ..
Whatchutalkinbout ?.....you sound like my old lady when I'm tryin to drink me some malt liquor
Them's product are non hypno-allergics. Come down to my junkyard I'll give yer a free makeover.
Pay ya bill
How does Jim get these calls to UPS etc. routed to him? @@kennyadedayo8550
I love when Jim Bob starts hyperventilating, lmfao. 🤣😂🤣
"I bet your family tree don't even have a fork in it." 😂🤣😂🤣
That aint no tree, that's a damn vine.
@@REXXSEVEN I think 5ytt7ú
Fkn hilarious
The guy with the 2200 damage is absolute gold
You can tell he's a genuinely nice guy bc he never got REALLY mad at all.
You can tell he's a genuinely nice guy bc he never got REALLY mad at all.
Dude, I’m so glad YT recommended these. This is incredible.
The white dude who plays Willie always got an invite to black folks’ BBQ 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Bring his ass right to the table with G Ma😂😂
"I'm the supervisor, I do what I wanna do!"
I listen to this while I work at night and this relaxes me while working.
"I hope someone leave poop on your doorstep"
Pure gold 🤣
Blade had so much to drink in the morning. And he sounds so intoxicated and throwing up all over the place. So entertaining.
HEY! Quit being a flat-liner, dude.
Hey had too much of that “old chicken”
He just drunk, that's all. He ain't always like that.
Pay yo bill. Get it thru your thick head. Pay yo bill!
Shoulda sent the damn thing sooner
We shut you off just as simple as that lmao
I choked on my frappuccino when listening to the 'cheap ass' or the 'pen' segment with the old man and Stu!!!! Everyone at Starbucks stopped what they were doing and turned to look at me!!!😂😂😂
I haven’t heard this in over 15 years. I’m so glad this still exists!
"Hypno-allergic" got me on the floor! And bug spray on "boweebles"!
😂😂😂😂 I can’t get over these prank can listen to this a million times
“You could never be Howard Stern”
“Who the hell would wanna be Howard Stern?”
Whenever someone is being rude do you? All you need to do is tell them quote -
"Ayyyyyeee! Don't be a flapjack flippin' flapassss!!!"🥞🤣😂🦜🐘🦆🦒🐴🕊🐖🐦🦓🦃🏴☠️😂😂😂🤣
The best aspect is when a caller becomes exasperated with Jim Bob, asks for another operator, and is hit by Hurricane Willie!
1:01:52 "I got cirrhosis of the liver"
🥊👨🌾: And you mean to tell me you weren't hungover from drinking?
2 days later listening to this again...my stomach muscles getting a workout.
I'm literally crying listening to this 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve listened thousands of times I still laugh 😂👍
Banged ur sister thousands of times.
Jive turkey. We ain't got yo package!
"You can call me One Eyed Willie"
"....what!?"
Omg I died lmaoooo
I’d love to see Jim Bob and the guy with cancer fight
This is absolutely the best compilation of prank calls ever!! Thank you making me laugh so much!!
Jim bob was hilarious 😂😭🤣
This and Richard and sals tradio prank calls are the best, hours of comedy
No matter how many times I listen to these I'm still ROFL.
Listening to these while I work is quite therapeutic.
To be real honest, the actual company sounds like they screw up enough, that the prank calls may not be all that far away from what the customers may have actually experienced if they had called the right number. Which makes this even more hilarious.
Fun fact thoe is they got Sued for these pranks
its revenge on customer service,
who couldnt give two hoots, and just pass
you on all day long, and never get anything done
(welcome to Israel, 2023)
i'm researching how to hack customer service myself, to give them griefs like thses
This is HILARIOUS!!! So glad I discovered it but what I’d like to know is how are they intercepting these people’s calls to the legit companies they thought they were calling ?
They would get numbers that are close to a UPS or other company the people call a lot and usually hurry up and dial whole calling they would miss the number by one and lol then we would get gold like this. I remember in the 90s the pranks the jerky boys would do on the phone were funny as these you should look those up on here too 😂😂😂
There's nothing funnier than Jim Bob calling a man with the thickest Jamaican accent ever a "damn city slicker"
I think Jim Bob Willie and Blade bring the real rudeness of the callers to light. Most of them are rude.
"...I'm waiting to hear EVERYTHING you have to say!!! ...Oh 'excuse me?' You're STARTING to have some manners now?? Oh NOOOOO---oh why would YOU ever have manners??"😂😂😂😂
Funny thing about all these calls is when these people should get ahold of the real business or person they were calling, they don’t realize they had called the wrong number and those poor souls gets an angry earful.
Hip-no-allergic Lmao
I love these videos I can listen to them all day and laugh my ass off, never gets old!
45:51 I swear, America Online would do exactly this when you tried to cancel.
Ive enjoyed them for 20 years plus
@@batonrougetombo i listen to them but 20 plus infinity
@@REXXSEVEN q
takes alot of self control to make these, and not die laughing making them
This is funny stuff. In there times. Nice break from news.
Did she call Jim Bob a cockspit?? Lol, I've never heard that before.
Right lmao that’s a new one 😂😂😂😂
Facts, I thought it was some white ppl slang I never heard before Lol 😂
I like it when Willie is heard running twords the customer service and takes the phone away from him 😂
Every time is says, "Gimme the phone " I lose it.
God this is still the funniest shit i've ever heard.
This is probably my 4th time watching this whole thing lol
I can’t believe I just found this page😂🤣. Instant subscriber! I’ll be listening to these getting ready for work
Your package ain't full a nuthin but chicken feed and hog feed.. lol
I listen to this on Spotify on the way home after a shitty day at work and by the time I get home I brighten right up
This is a company i'd love to work for
One guy does all the voices .
Funny dude .
1:50:29 - he's trying sooo hard not to laugh and stay in character!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I first discovered these prank calls maybe about 15 years ago on this old prank call station I used to listen to online. I can still laugh my ass off at them. The guy who does all these voices should have become a household name and a millionaire. Where did he go to?! I think the best call of all time is probably the “Jive Ass Hussy” call.
The best call of all time is unquestionably "We Get to Drink."
Jackyard Willie 2024
This is the funniest I've ever listened to. I've listened to these since it popped up on UA-cam.
1:43:40 "Where in the hell are you pukin' at?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, the customers are worse than the pranksters. Shows you how horrible people are underneath that thin layer of "manners".
45:51 I swear, America Online would do exactly this when you tried to cancel.
AOL lol those were the days horrible customer service
This is very relaxing to listen to while I’m working at night
I would hire Jim Bob. $50,000 a year.
I would put Willie in charge of literally anything
All the characters leading to Stu the management are brilliant satire on a totally dysfunctional mail service.
Junkyard Willie - old cranky brother who says it like it is with no filter and hes either retiring in a week or its Saturday and HE DONT CARE
Jim Bob - front line customer service low iq stuttering kentucky hillbilly that insults everyone smarter than him which is everyone. Utterly clueless.
Blade - not in many skits overall but a surfer bro strung out on tons of drugs on a 3 day bender and vomiting everywhere.....tells people to chill out and stop being a buzz kill
Then we finally gwt to STU...whose voice tone and seemingly normal behavior makes the callers finally feel like their talking to a normal employee or manager....then Stu ends up being an over pompous insulting offensive evil overlord lol.....its such an awesome set up and character development
1:37:34 LMFAO
She was mad because she tried to talk over him and it didn't work! 🤣
He just kept blathering on and didn't listen to a single word she was saying, lmao.
That shit was hilarious
😂😂😂😂
I remember these from Crank Yankers,but i always wondered,are these wrong number calls?
Random people trying to call one place but accidentally call this crank number?
I don’t see how that would really work,but how else do these brilliant geniuses get these calls or set them up?
How ever ,they’re all so rad! Thank you for these full audio versions,they’re absolutely magnificent! They should do animations in the Ricky Gervais show vein,or style.
As I understand it, the dude paid to register a bunch of phone numbers that were 1 digit different from popular local businesses like UPS, then just waited for chumps to misdial so he could pounce. He also made traditional prank calls where he was the initiator, but those aren't as funny as his customer service masterworks.
@@MisterRlGHT you are correct, this was explained when they were on Howard sterns show
@@houserental5424 Thanks! i’m gonna check that Stern episode out right now!
Good ole junkyard Willie 🤣😆👊😂😂
Dis is Jim Bob how can I hep you?
JIM BOB ? HA HA HA.
I wonder if the people that get pranked ever see this stuff later on and find out they were pranked. Lol.
Shaq is so good as Junkyard Willie!
Yeah, this is Willie, can I help you……
Junkyard Willie needs his own emoji!
This is the most hilarious sh!t I have ever listened to in my life!
OMG!! I was just listening to part 1 of this other day, and was wanting to hear more Willie and Jim Bob!😂😂 Those characters are so funny! Do they have more prank calls? Will there be a part 3? Videos that make u laugh like this are much appreciated in these times. Thank u for this.
Part 1 was taken down from this bullshit site. Enjoy this one.
These calls originally dropped on a series of CDs back in the '90s-'00s under the name Touch-Tone Terrorists. Seems like there were 5 or 6 discs in all, plus a proposed movie -- don't know if the complete movie ever got made but I've seen spec clips on YT.
@@SuperN1ntendoChalmers why was it taken down🤬, I’ve been searching for it
1:53:28 "YEEEE-YIH-YEE-YI-YEE-YU-YEE-YI-YEE-YIH-YIH-YEE-YEYIHH!!!!"😂🤣😂🤣 I HAAAVE GOT to find a way to make this my new ringtone!!!😂🤣
Priceless ….love JIM BOB LOL😂
You city slicker...you
@@helbitkelbit1790 ok lunkhead
56:20 My names junkyard Willy, but you can call me one eyed Willy.poor lady said what? 😂😂😂😂😂
MAAANNNN I been lookin for this for YEARS 🤣
🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣bro u guys funny af…I luv it💯💯
1495W as in watermelon, J as in Juanda, H as in Howard Stern, 775. 😂😂😂 45:56
This kind of stuff cheers me the hell up man!
Jimbo 10 years ago i was going through Chemo and felt terrible all the time from the drugs. I used to listen to these time after time and they really cheered me up and even made me smile. laughter is a great medicine :)
“Come down here and get you some!”
Amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maaannn I got here by accident but now im definitely a subscriber 😂😂😂
Crank yankers brought me here!
I love junkyard Willie, Jim Bob, and Blade bad dudes. They don't give a D-M!
Thanks for this awesome compilation! I needed some laughs. This guy is a LEGEND. 😁
Tic Tac is my favorite. His insults are dry and consistent .
Danger, Willie Robinson, danger! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😄😄😄
56:52 Jim Bob insurance injury claim
Dude was probably wondering what the hell a “jive turkey” was for the whole call🤣
🤣
That fucked him up bad
My first time. This is amazing!!
Classics, all of them.
HOLY SHIT! This is GREAT! Thank you.
36:40 arraignment for package pick up
The one at 1:10 is exactly what it's like trying to cancel Sirius XM. Each person speaks less English while trying to sale you more.