Producer: Thats an amazing idea! Anyone else got anything? Other Person: How about we give the character a good character arc, and maybe a g- Producer: Nah i liked the other one much better.
Producer: Ok, that’s a great idea! We’re gonna pander to all those lgbts, but what’s else could we add? Person: How about we make them preppy, a “”hipster””, and kinda rude and mean, oh and a ginger. Producer: ,,,,, get this guy a raise-
I can just imagine the chat BOOM ROASTED BOOM ROASTED BOOM ROASTED BOOM ROASTED BOOM ROASTED Just got to the stream what’s happening BOOM ROASTED BOOM ROASTED
The fact that big q just kept saying that everybody was about to die and then fake crying and then just saying BOOM ROASTED after everything but the fact that he was like "They're banning Jesus from the hospital." and then saying more people will die is so funny.
Tell me why I thought he meant a “physical” exam as in checking your body and seeing if everything is okay LMFAO when he said he got a 90% I was like “what? how do you get a percentage” BYE-
How did this man become a comfort streamer for me? How has my life come to this wonderful man being the thing that calms me down enough to fall asleep? Quackity is amazing, and I'm seriously so thankful that him just existing can stop me from crying-
New song: “We got a 90, we got a 90, oh yeah we got a 90” “Yeah, 90 that’s way we go” “Someone just said go smart fella go” “Big brain Quackity, that’s pogchamp yo” “We got a 90 let’s go” “were popping off, were popping of bro!” Edit: tell me lines so I can add :)
"That was my first kiss." "Wait like ever?" "Like ever and I didn't even do it right." "Do you like omelets?" WHOEVER EVEN, BRUH? LMAO, my reaction was the same as Quackity.
I only watched 30 minutes but then my phone died so seeing this on UA-cam gives me a chance to watch it and not being lazy to go on twitch and watching it
My favourite timestamps 4:27 "You guys ever got ran over a hospital car?" 6:14 "I don't want upbeat music when I goddamn die" GUYS YOU HEARD THE MAN OK? 9:55 "oh this one is the funniest, this old man dies..oh maybe that's not a funny thing" 11:00 Doctor: she's dehydrated Quackity: I have the answer WATER 12:08 - like it was an angel or something Quackity: no it was satan you're going to hell 12:20 "Holden? More like holdin deez nuts" *claps and runs away* 15:35 QUACKITY DOES THE RENEGADE DANCEY DANCE🦆 18:59 The amount of hate xD 22:07 Prayer time with Quackity 23:41 Anything goes wrong: I NEED TO HIT SOMETHING 24:45 QUACKITY'S LOVE FOR TAYLOR SWIFT 26:03 Quackity: In my hospitals they have one fking TV with one goddamn channel Me: We don't even have TV wdym BOOM ROASTED 33:03 "My heart started palpitating like crazy maybe I need the goddamn surgery" 35:42 YES KING TELL HER ✊🏻🔪 36:12 Quackity: no i don't say OMG I say omg 37:09 Holden deez nuts: do you like omelettes? *my sanity left the chat* 39:31 YES KING TELL HIM✊🏻🔪 41:40 Cheers to all those kind subscribers❤ 51:53 QUACKITY DOES THE RENEGADE DANCEY DANCE AGAIN🦆 52:33 "Thats me starting tomorrow, I'm going on a soul searching road trip. I gotta find myself" Quackity is such a mood 55:07 "Imma take a sip of my vape" 58:15 BOOM ROASTED 58:35 "They're banning Jesus from the Hospital" 1:06:40 Again cheers to those kind subscribers🥺 As always Quackity gives us a hilarious stream🤝🏻 my man is popping off!
Producer: how do we bring more personality to a character
Person: Gay
l o l
Producer: Thats an amazing idea! Anyone else got anything?
Other Person: How about we give the character a good character arc, and maybe a g-
Producer: Nah i liked the other one much better.
what, there's a gay character in the tiktok show?
@@sunnysideupp1 yep! The dude with orange-ish hair? Idrk how to explain it:[
Producer: Ok, that’s a great idea! We’re gonna pander to all those lgbts, but what’s else could we add?
Person: How about we make them preppy, a “”hipster””, and kinda rude and mean, oh and a ginger.
Producer: ,,,,, get this guy a raise-
they literally just have
- The gay one
- The edgy, criminal one
- The nerdy, smart one
- The pretty one who doesn't care
Wait who is the gay one-
@@alexstian4796 the blonde guy :)
@@froggygal_ Oh damn
you forgot the straight up stereotypical christian
@@tsu88baki lmao “he always has a plan 🥺” *points to the ceiling*
Alternate Title: Quackity has multiple breakdowns while viciously critiquing a tiktok show
fax
@@brotatochipp1129 yo
@@thenoodlesomething9414 yo
@@brotatochipp1129 yo
@@man95ster yo
If Quackity was in this he will laugh when ever someone dies
I mean, what else would you expect from him? 😂
I already do that
Who doesnt do tha
only elite people laugh when someone dies
@@cryxbxby656 so im elite?
Never though I'd see the day where Quackity has 13 year old girls donating to confess their love to him LMFAO
1:40 if anyone’s wondering
AND THEIR NAME IS EMILY LMAOOO
emily ur such a crack head 😜
i seriously can’t take you anywhere 😂🤪
I WAS JUST GOING TO COMMENT THIS LOL
it’s me i’m one of the 13 year old girls
"That was my first kiss, like ever."
*moment of deep thought and consideration*
'Okay do you like omelets?'
That line made me laugh, spit out my water and get a talking to from my mom.
When I say that had me cackling-
That's the impersonation of my adhd
Person: *hits its toe with furniture*
Quackity: SHE DIED!
“Holden? More like Holdeng deez nuts”
-Pope Francis
“It’s popping off, poppin’ off!”
-sir Alexander the Quackster I
PLSSSSSSSS
AMEN!
AMENNN
Amen🙏🏾
AMEN
i feel like quackity laughs at his own jokes more than we do
I love him so much
LMAO
That hit hard
Holden more like holden deez nuts, got em
his laughter is contagious so I guess it balances out.
The fact that the dream smp has better acting
I CANT- 😂😂
The Dream SMP is way better lmao
Yessh
To be fair, they’re really good actors.
Including the times when they went back into character if they ever broke character for a bit
that holden joke made me need to go into urgent care.
let's hope it isn't into those doctors care-
did they play upbeat gutair music on the way in
OMG YOU DIED
@@maddyb4603 no they played quackitys song
Emily 1:40 casually just confessing her love and Quackity not even noticing. So famous.
Please I'm wheezing xD
LMAOOO
he probably noticed but never said anything because it's kinda a weird subject
@@boneh5ad obviously. It’s a joke stop explaining it. Takes out the fun :(
@@yanasrayz
damn sorry for what i did to you that offended you so? i was just expressing what i thought?
Girl has a swollen ankle
Sasha: says answer
Docter: “you’re just like your sister”
Q: DONT GET YOUR ONE LINERS THERE’S A PATIENT DYING
the nurses: they take someone who is dying *
* guitar sounds play *
Yoooo the liiiikes WTFFFFF 😳❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
i like how alex had to google kit to see who wasn’t coming back lmao
No he didn't Google it he already knew who she was trust me he didn't have to google it.
@@mostafasweed6199 yup he was just gonna show us who she is
nice pfp 💏
Ngl I forgot too
Perfect role for Quackity: the lawyer who is suing the hospital for not taking care of the patients
I can just imagine the chat
BOOM ROASTED
BOOM ROASTED
BOOM ROASTED
BOOM ROASTED
BOOM ROASTED
Just got to the stream what’s happening
BOOM ROASTED
BOOM ROASTED
BOOM ROASTED
*BOOM ROASTED*
Too real man
*BOOM ROASTED*
*BOOM ROASTED*
The fact that big q just kept saying that everybody was about to die and then fake crying and then just saying BOOM ROASTED after everything but the fact that he was like "They're banning Jesus from the hospital." and then saying more people will die is so funny.
nobody:
big Q: *pausing every second to laugh at this monstrosity*
Doctor: She's dehydrated.
Quackity: Solution, get water.
There goes my sleep schedule flying out of the window
Wait people still have sleep schedules-
Wait, y'all sleep?
It’s 2:12 am and I have to wake up at 5:00 am
Lol I missed my alarm and I woke up a minute before my zoom meeting
@@xo_ellis dang I know the struggle
“That was my first kiss, ever.”
“... Do you like omelettes?”
WTF LMFAOOOOO 😭😂
“HOLDEN DEEZ NUTS”
We may have made fun of Dixie in the past, but by god bring her back.
please i miss her cringe 😭😭
I need my daily cringe
Yes i need a reason to bash my head😤😤
only dixie?
Where did she even go 😭
I knew a girl who thought this was a documentary...........
A documentary about what lol?
NO WAY LMAO
LMAOOOOOOOO
@@mostafasweed6199 clik clok
knew..... _she died?✨_
I LOVE HOW QUACKITY GETS SO PISSED ABOUT THEM NOT ASKING FOR PERMISSION. we love a consent advocate omg
Old guy: *is literally dying*
Quackity: THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST EPISODE
Tell me why I thought he meant a “physical” exam as in checking your body and seeing if everything is okay LMFAO when he said he got a 90% I was like “what? how do you get a percentage” BYE-
I thought the same thing at first lol
Same I was so confused- 🤣
okay but what is it actually 🧍🏼♀️
@@hells_corner814 yeah I'm still confused 😅
@@hells_corner814 I think it was an in person test since he’s a law student
My parents: Why are you going to your zoom class late
Me: It’s because I stay up watching soap operas
The kissing scene-
"Couldn't let that be your first kiss*
Depression pill ad pops up
Watching movies with Quackity must be the biggest pain a person can experience, like we'll finish a 2 hour movie in a span of 3 days 😭😭
*girl with brain cancer having surgery*
quackity: stay hydrated
forget about law he should be studying to be a medic
“This is not my kio chat 🤬”
*his actual name being kio*
Isn't it not Alex?..🤡🤨
@@Ri73968 they’re talking abt the actor not quackity lol
He:crying
Superchat:okayyy this is epicc
How did this man become a comfort streamer for me? How has my life come to this wonderful man being the thing that calms me down enough to fall asleep?
Quackity is amazing, and I'm seriously so thankful that him just existing can stop me from crying-
"They call me smart Quackity." - Quackity 2021
Unrelated, however you pfp brings me serotonin
SHE DIDN'T ASK FOR PERMISSION!!!!
quackery: talking abt how he got a 90 on a quiz
Me:happy for him
Also me: failing school
Me reading this with 20 probably more missing assignments: a g r e e d
And I spelt quackity wrong ik auto correct 😫
same
Hi I'm here to motivate you
With?
I was doing push-ups and Quackity says "Oh fatal car accident, how was that?" I fell to the floor laughing
That moment was hillarious but your comment made it even better xD
“this is funniest fucking episode, someone died which isn’t really that funny-“
Guy: “One of our doctors passed away last year”
Quackity: “L”
Random kid:"She's a real piece of work"
Other kid: "Maybe two pieces of work"
*Confused Quackity noises*
still don't know what he meant lol
@@zohto.2003 because she broke her ankle so he was making a joke about that.
Other other kid: 🤨
Me seeing the comments like the vod was posted 6 mins ago
Me checks : 6 mins ago
This made no sense tf
*wut*
how does this have likes it makes no sense
@@sepsysmurf6982 ikr
@@sepsysmurf6982 right?
this man is the only thing keeping me bisexual-
Huh
Did you mean to put “me”? If so, it would make a lot more sense 😂
no wait..hold on finish that sentence 👀
@@andromeda_kls lol that's the whole sentence
Finish that sentence I'm really confused
35:40 "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU DID NOT ASK FOR FUCKING PERMISSION" killed me, i love quackity
Guys don't forget he wants to be a lawyer-
Yall realize Quackity is a persona lmao i see this comments everywhere lmao
New song:
“We got a 90, we got a 90, oh yeah we got a 90”
“Yeah, 90 that’s way we go” “Someone just said go smart fella go” “Big brain Quackity, that’s pogchamp yo” “We got a 90 let’s go” “were popping off, were popping of bro!”
Edit: tell me lines so I can add :)
Yeah, 90 that's the way we go
@@pc_txears done ✅
Someone just said go smart fella go
Big brain Quackity, that's pogchamp yo
@@clairejohnson1411 done ✅
MY MAN ACING HIS COLLEGE EXAM LET'S GOOOO! i could only catch the last part of this stream so I'm so happy to watch it here
alternate title:
quackity loves soap operas
Quackity: Holden? MORE LIKE HOLDEN DEEZ NUTS
*transforms into Flash*
Quackity got a 90 and the rest of the stream doesn’t matter
When he does the new York accent he sounds like nick kroll ISHDODNDJDJRLE
WHY DOES QUACKITY LOOK LIKE RYAN FROM BARBIE DREAMHOUSE.
WHAT
Because Ryan was the only person with personality
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ENGRAVE THAT COMPARISON INTO MY SOUL😭
YOU SAID WHAT?
STOP THIS COMMENT IS TOO LOUD
36:16 "I don't say omg, I say oHM-𝒈𝒂𝑯"
"That was my first kiss."
"Wait like ever?"
"Like ever and I didn't even do it right."
"Do you like omelets?"
WHOEVER EVEN, BRUH? LMAO, my reaction was the same as Quackity.
I keep thinking quackity is like out of college and living on his own, then he says im doing exams and my mom is gonna be pissed
"that was my first kiss."
"do you like omelets?"
posted 26 seconds ago: 1 dislike
me: even the haters have their notifs on!
Bagel
Ikr lmao
@@chrisanthony30 Baguette
@@incognitomode5896 bagel
Haters are earlier than me, I'm embarrassed
This was legit the funniest stream ever
i love how quackity just assumes when someone has a problem or in a bed, they gonna diee
me perdonasss
Si, a
*mE pErDoNaS*
m i p e r d o n a s
nO, No Te PerDonO
Me caca
I only watched 30 minutes but then my phone died so seeing this on UA-cam gives me a chance to watch it and not being lazy to go on twitch and watching it
Lol
Same I usually can’t watch their streams live so thank god most post their vods on UA-cam
Yes I have an addiction to these soap operas
Courtney is that pfp you or a man
@@jaxon7144 me lmao
me and you both
@@samiquartuccio9754 wait so u a man?
@@jaxon7144 no i was just saying i also have an addiction to these soap operas
The most relatable show ever
why do I see you everywhere
yes
I love it when I'm going to the ER and hearing coffin dance
It's nice how much quackity wants to be on the show
Quackity deserves the world but the world doesn't deserve Quackity's dancing skills.
The fact a bunch of Minecraft players have better acting then these “actors”
IKRRR PLUS THEY DONT EVEN HAVE SCRIPTS SOMETIMESS LMAOOO
My favourite timestamps
4:27
"You guys ever got ran over a hospital car?"
6:14
"I don't want upbeat music when I goddamn die"
GUYS YOU HEARD THE MAN OK?
9:55
"oh this one is the funniest, this old man dies..oh maybe that's not a funny thing"
11:00
Doctor: she's dehydrated
Quackity: I have the answer WATER
12:08
- like it was an angel or something
Quackity: no it was satan you're going to hell
12:20
"Holden? More like holdin deez nuts" *claps and runs away*
15:35 QUACKITY DOES THE RENEGADE DANCEY DANCE🦆
18:59
The amount of hate xD
22:07
Prayer time with Quackity
23:41
Anything goes wrong: I NEED TO HIT SOMETHING
24:45
QUACKITY'S LOVE FOR TAYLOR SWIFT
26:03
Quackity: In my hospitals they have one fking TV with one goddamn channel
Me: We don't even have TV wdym
BOOM ROASTED
33:03
"My heart started palpitating like crazy maybe I need the goddamn surgery"
35:42
YES KING TELL HER ✊🏻🔪
36:12
Quackity: no i don't say OMG I say omg
37:09
Holden deez nuts: do you like omelettes?
*my sanity left the chat*
39:31
YES KING TELL HIM✊🏻🔪
41:40
Cheers to all those kind subscribers❤
51:53
QUACKITY DOES THE RENEGADE DANCEY DANCE AGAIN🦆
52:33
"Thats me starting tomorrow, I'm going on a soul searching road trip. I gotta find myself"
Quackity is such a mood
55:07
"Imma take a sip of my vape"
58:15 BOOM ROASTED
58:35
"They're banning Jesus from the Hospital"
1:06:40
Again cheers to those kind subscribers🥺
As always Quackity gives us a hilarious stream🤝🏻 my man is popping off!
someone: * breathes *
quackity: BOOM ROASTED
EVERYONE RICKROLL HIM WHEN HE DOES A MEDIASHARE
every time quackity says “boom roasted” you take a shot
Ok but can we talk about how cute the end of the stream was? Like he was so happy and it made me happy like that was so cute
"I am quite the smart fella" - Quackity
There is nothing wrong with this statement I just decided to record a random quote :)
Quackity thinking that he'd be perfect for the show while the chat knows that he's way too short XD
Im laughing so hard xD
“Want some water?”
Quackity: *pauses show* “....mid pandemic..mid fucking pandemic”
😂😂😂😂
Patient: twists their ankle or passes out
Quackity: AND THEY FUKIN DIED
“Hospital car” I-
I’ve never been this early
Bagel
@@chrisanthony30 Baguette
@@chrisanthony30 bagel
Bagel
bagel indeed
“Holden more like Holden dez nuts” Quackity 2021
quackity: makes a joke
me: doesnt laugh
quackity: laughs
me: laughs
"SO SHE WAS SUGGESTING IT, WHAT THE FUUU-"
"oh, oh, OH, OZEMPIC"
sounds about right
37:20 donation “if i have to hear ‘ok this is epic’ one more time this is about to get violent
Like a second later ‘ok this is epic’
BAHAHAHAHAHHAA
19:50 was the funniest part ever istg
How did you watch 19 mins in 3 minutes?
@@keya8170 I already watched the stream last night I just looked for the part haha
@@notcalii oh ok
(Has a ps3 controller) Quackity: "THEY HAVE XBOX AT THE HOSPITAL"
22:07 "i just named a fat shit after you" - donation
IF HE GOES ON THIS, IMAGINE HIM GOING UP TO DIXIE LIKE “HEYYY MA FRIENDDD” ABXBBSHSGZ
I COULD SEE HIM DOING THAT LMAO
@@gogyhearts4378 SAME LMAOOO
@@gogyhearts4378 IMAGINE DIXIE MENTIONS THSI
44:06 “THANK YOU MOMMY!.. thats the- thats the person’s name who gifted.. i did not say that”
When he said dO yOu LikE oMelEtS in such a dead pan way I died.
"That was my fist kiss ever"
- "Do you like Omelettes?"
mans is smooth
Alternate title: 1 second of show 2 minutes of talking
This is the best video on UA-cam. Period.
“before you get your heartbroken”
*but that already-*
I love how quackity is one of the few people that take the time to say thank you for every sub and person in the streams!
He starts watching at 5:23
Fun fact: Not always the first viewer comments
ok
Very cool
Truth
Fun fact: ok
Ok
11:01 this clip is gold
Yes
43:12 he finally noticed me LOL 🥺
in other news, i’m actually so happy for him passing his exam
The doctor is watching Click Clock
"Do you like omelets?"