bert: 5 reasons not to buy a nexus pro x
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- Опубліковано 17 чер 2024
- these are my 5 reasons why the pro x nexus is not good
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0:00 - nexus intro
1:26 - magazines
2:56 - 200ft is far
4:08 - storage stock
5:26 - 2 mag releases
6:37 - all the barrels
8:26 - eye pro x
9:33 - end - Розваги
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10/10 for Bert this week. PLEASE make a video about how to day trade stocks!
no
Yeah, I have so many Retaliator stocks and I need to get rid of them.
Beret making a video for the fridge of the fringe of the fringe of people excited to watch a dart zone blaster review PARODY.
And I love him for it
Tape not sponsored by scotch.
sponsor me scotch
The audacity to cut the mag in half to save money!
cost cutting
Bro just sounds like a hater to me he must be getting paid to talk down on them
No short bullets just have a better fps 1:46
Angry comment on why u should buy the nexus pro and hating you just cuz u have a different opinion
@@DartDynastywoosh
Lol Stryfe you almost got me in the first half! 😂
r/woooosh
@@NGOTB yes you did completely miss the sarcasm in Stryfe's comment
Good one, Bart. Finally you did something serious. I've been telling all my friends, "hey, this guy Brent who plays a mouth-Cello and wears Franch hats and isn't really all that balding is kinda funny, but smart enuff to do serious stuff." So, I'm pretty much not un-thrilled to see this one, Bernie. You're better than you think you are when you take yourself seriously. ;-)
I am going to try that double barrel super accuracy trick! Thanks for the mod advice Bert!
5 raisins
Can i have one?
5.1, actually
Thanks Brent I just about wasted $50 dollars on the vampire blaster-x
my mission is complete
🤣 for a moment there, I thought I was watching the Colbert Report.
Excellent video. I was still laughing 5 minutes after it ended.
The nanny's and crooks have joined forces and now my stock are hiding things
I have been waiting for this masterpiece of a vid
Heard that DZ management absolutely loves your videos. The part about splitting the magazines into two to save money sets the tone for the video ... and all the hilarious stuff that followed.
Top quality review here 👌
Thank you for letting us know all of this so other people don't make the same mistake! 💙
The number 6 / 5.1 bit totally popped me 🤣
Bert, do you have an outlaw from dart zone? It’s a pretty fun blaster to play with
The Nexus Pro X is the blaster of all time
Vids so good I forgogot I already liked it
I thought beret had turned to the dark side when I started watching the video I checked the description
I did see a cool looking one up there that looked like a VHS-2, or it's US trade name, the Springfield Hellion. Think its also adventure force, i'd have to check when i go to work tmrow
Beret you are off the chain 😂. Keep it coming do the aeon pro x.
Bert
Absolutely hilarious take on the Nexus Pro-RX. Thanks for always making this hobby fun and silly. Keep up the great work.
theres a very futuristic invention called "chronograph" that measures how fast something travels in "feet per second" and if you shoot this blaster through a chronograph, it will reach 200 feet per second.
Either way, the reason why they give you eye protection is because it hits hard why you check it out on your chronograph if you a chron graph
You're right, 200 fps is ridiculous. Who plays at that fps? This blaster was clearly not made for events
@@DartDynasty my indoor field has a competitive side that plays at 200fps... it's actually quite fun
@MonarchNerf it would be cool if there was something like that near me, but my local club only plays outside so we sadly can't play during the winter
Surprised you and Cap haven’t started a Statler and Waldorf routine lmao
thank you for keeping our raisins safe.
3:53 bert casually glossing over murder (at 25 feet)
The vampires are getting out of hand. 200ft?!
Nexus Pro RX side effects be scary
Note to self: check blasters for vermine..
It’s the inflation, that’s why they cut the mags in half
I feel clickbaited the title says reasons but I’m only hearing raisins
I love how this sounds like a hasbro employee
hasbro did nothing wrong
Wait, Bert chose the nexus above the aeon pro x 😂
Why are you always right!?! It's not fun make videos about how the jolt is the tacticoolest evversons
Nice vid berte I like the
I'm glad this Walmart-only Dartzone blaster wasn't sent by Hasbro! That would've definitely colored this unbiased review
gotta watch out for those handoffs
Love the sarcasm!
The nexus blasters focus on more performance than anything more so you kinda can’t compare other blasters to it
You may have 5 raisins not to buy, but I still think it's a grape blaster!
Funny how you can actually use this video as a guide whether to buy the prox (as its pronounced) or not. yes i know its sarcasm, im complimenting that he can make something satire while actually being a good buy guide, if you want a bad blaster /j
I will now always call it the Prox
A lot of people don’t know this about the hidden compartment on the stock but you can put your weed in there.
oh
I'm happy someone finally spits the truth about the derp zone nexus prox, good video Bratt
I love raisins. They're Nature's candy!
Between the nexus pro x and a lightly modded Xshot Longshot, give me the XSLS. It's superior in every way when it comes to function and ease of use.
Just buy a harrier, or a seagull.
Lol, I love all these pump spring primaries they rock!
Epic
Did anyone else get one with a microphone and headphone jack?
Cool
Bert cant be bought buy any sponsor! I came here for the unbiased review, and I left feeling completely validated.
nexus prox killed me lmaooo
The Deploy also had mags, so Mr. Zone actually copied the Daddy Deploy. Lawsuit??????
The nexus pro x looks cool tho 😭
good thing I'm here to help
you got a point
I was gonna buy the nexus prox but after watching this video I'm not gonna waist my money
Freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!😂 Dang you Dzp!!!!!!!
Nexus Pro RX is my new drug !!! 😂😂😂
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
11/10 W vid
please mak 6 raisin why yoi hate noobsus pro rx ok
Out fucking standing
beret hit my grandpa 🥲🤣
you got proof
😂 awesome video..
They gave you two barrels because you get two magazines, duh!
and two mag release
Making more things out of the same amount of materials is Manufacturing 103 /s
i skipped that class thanks
Don’t buy the Nexus Pro X. Buy the Nexus Pro without the X since it wasn’t crossed out although there’s also 10 raisins not to buy that one
Why get a Nexus Prox when you can get the Nexus Pro?
lol
Lololol yes agreed 100%
I have one and I absolutely love it your just a hater who wants to troll everyone and the company that makes it
yes
Bort
nexus prorx
Yep, why I quit the hobby, bought a nexus pro for $50, next thing I know, there's about 50 things that make it completely obsolete, the OG nexus looks feels and performs like a thrifted n strike alpha trooper compared to this thing.
quitting the hobby because of the nexus pro
@@beretnarf nah that's not the only reason, ig i'm just lazy but picking up darts sucks bum.
Probably will get back into it as a adult just currently don't have the space
Is anybody getting your humor?
Everyone IS obviously. If you don't, get a better taste
this is very serious
Gun moment
Wow what a waste for a video for hate we need no hate from you
sure you do
The nexus pro x is stooooobbbbbidddddddddd
You're seriously just looking for a bunch of clout are you? I honestly think that you shouldn't be buying any more of these blasters if you're just going to be negative about the companies that provide you with happiness.
yes
I'd like to meet your children's children 🤣.
This format is cheating because these little kids can’t differentiate between sarcasm yet
Aren’t you a ball of sunshine 😂. This guy is definitely just trying to nitpick reasons to hate on Dartzone because he’s probably had some bad experience with them in the past. Most of these “problems”aren’t even a problem at all. You can fix any one of these yourself or by spending a couple bucks…. this video is just pure BS. I personally have this blaster and it is an awesome powerhouse. Don’t listen to this guy, it’s durable. I put 500 rounds through it already no problems.
btw this comment is a joke and i am just trying to support the satirical content. (if this is actually satirical) just clarifying so people know that i’m joking lmao
@@DartDynasty Had us in the first half, not gonna lie