Mother's Day 2014 -- What's the Most Shocking Thing Your Kids Don't Know About You?
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- Опубліковано 6 тра 2014
- A lot of people have a weird, unrealistic view of their mother - as if she's not human. They operate under the delusion that their mothers were never young but the fact of the matter is moms are just people and they do all manner of un-motherly things. To prove it we went out onto Hollywood Blvd and asked moms to tell us one shocking thing about them that their kids didn't know.
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My kids don't know that I adopted them...just kidding. That lady is a genius.
I absolutely do empathize with what you said. The point that I would make in response is that every laugh that someone gets as a comedian is healing for the person laughing, and every joke you could ever make (that's genuinely funny) is going to hurt someone's feelings (save for pure wordplay and logic humor). For me it stings a little if someone makes a joke about alcoholism, autism, schizophrenia, or old people, because these things affect my family. I brush it off though, because I genuinely feel that it's worth it if a million people get to laugh and enjoy themselves for a moment. When you really think about it even someone slipping on a banana peel or pretending to be unintelligent for a joke are both actually quite dark. In Loony Tunes we see people fall off cliffs, we see Daffy Duck shot in the face with a shotgun, etc.. We just have to be a little tough if we are to engage in comedy. If we don't want to make that effort we always have drama, paintings, music, and so on. Sorry to ramble so long. I just think this is important.
McGonigal Fergus She's not making fun of adopted children. The joke is that she's pretending she didn't tell them. There is no insult to adopted children in that joke.
+littleripper312 Ugh thank you. Some people don't whether someone is crossing the line or not with a joke. jokes are light hearted little things and they mean nothing. I hate when people try digging into it to find something terrible that's not meant to be there
+by483924 she even kept a straight face. XD
Andy Justher Howard That's awesome. Idk why being adopted is such a big deal tbh.
that lady with the adopting prank deserves an Oscar because she kept a straight face while she said that.
+against the wind You get darker as you get older, The one on the right has dark hair just like her, And when the lady turned her head you could clearly see she would have long wavy hair like the kids.
***** if thats not the case notice how orange she is there is this new invention thats totally crazy its called tanning
+against the wind Ever heard of a tan lotion bro?
+against the wind Haha, my mother had dark skin, black curly hair and brown eyes, and i was a white straight haired blonde with dark blue eyes and fair skin but we had the same eyes and mouths- yeah I look more like my father so it is possible :D
*****
Haha I swear I am her real child. My brother is really dark and has dark blonde hair and brown eyes and he looks exactly like me :D
Plus my mother was really sick and had some genetic deseases. And I have some of her sicknesses (yay).
We also have the same weird birthmark on our necks.
The whole family of my father was blonde, so I guess it comes from them.
I am really sure that my mother was my real mother. I am also pretty sure that she wasn't even allowed to adopt kids (the rules in Germany were really stricts for foreigners) so yeah it is possible to have a blonde child if you are dark ^^
the mum who said she adopted them seems so fun
+DanR67 haha😂😂
+DanR67 smooth
Sara Farhi Don't feel slighted, Sara. You're quite beautful as well. ;)
+holly kirby maybe not kidding
+DanR67 player ;)
the part where the mom says she "experimented" with same sex is hilarious only cause the guy walking past her turns around and is smiling.
My kids don't know that I adopted them...just kidding. That lady is a genius.
Lol ikr that was hilarious and cool name my dads name is David and I have a friend named David and cool last name
@@travisgraham5279 lol ikr and cool name I know someone named Travis and cool last name I know someone named Graham
I paused the video and went straight for the comments!!
White collar workers, blue collar workers, carpenters, plumbers...
i love the way all the answers are plural
Well the lady had some fun indeed.
She likes guys who get things done
*****
Subtle. Very subtle.
She knows how to have fun
1:31 That guy in the back knows what's up !
who wears short shorts
1:31 shocked guy 🙀
Nicotine46 he's checking get out!!!
Nicotine46 I saw that too lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
2:08 "My kids don't know that I adopted them", 2:35 "I mud-wrestled naked in high school" - *MIND BLOWN, CHILDHOOD DESTROYED*
armygringo actually she said "i mud wrestled naked when i was... my high school"
hahahahaha freeze moment
+armygringo Both of those ladies were fake tanned sexy milfs, especially the one at 2:08
how do you only have 4 replys
jadyn laila No matter how many times I listened to that last woman, I could not understand what she said. Thanks
Hahaha, i laughed so hard when the camera panned to the little girl at the end, wasn't expecting her kid to be on her side
That little girl made the whole video!! xD
MarksmanGamingVideos what did she tell, I didnt get it!
Can someone tell me what the Mum actually said
"That's creepy " I about pissed myself laughing
@@zainabahmed10 I mud wrestled naked when I was in high school
Your mother is a pervert. #MothersDay
lol! this is so funny!!!!
All people are perverts. Or there would be no human race. Does that end the discussion?
*****
To be a 'pervert' is to go against something seen as natural or socially acceptable...so no, we aren't all perverts. Just human.
how dare you my mother is a virgin
alfamail2016 haha...made my day,man.
2:08 "My kids don't know that I adopted them" Great joke!
Raphael S Dude, those little girls were under age, like 15.... >.>
Raphael S
why dont u have seat....
Brigmophyson
Maybe Raphael S is aswell.
1:30 guy heard her talking dirty and was scoping out them sugar walls
CHEAAAH
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Nick G the fuck you talking about?
didnt even catch that the first time
Dude I see you all the time in UA-cam comments. It's fun to find your name a lot like that lol!
The little girls face was priceless, and hilarious! 😂
I must have been going to the wrong parties in high school.
I love your avatar.
omg your avatar is that thing from never ending story!!
IS KOSDFF
FURRY!!! xD I wish I could touch it!!!
The expression on that poor kid's face at 2:40 is just like, I will never sleep again!
haahahaha that little kid's face at the priceless!!!
*at the end*
What did the mother say I couldn't hear
Faye Parkinson "I was a prostitute in high school" not surprising or all the types of single mothers we see everyday...
bigheart270 just kidding "my breasts were still naked when I was in high school" lmao
Faye Parkinson mud wrestled naked when she was in high school..
The guys face at 1:33 😂
YoLo MaStEr DEFINITELY RYAN GOSLING
White collar workers, blue collar workers, carpenters, plumbers...Hilarious lol
She was brilliant! XD
No Firemen? lame!
What about pizza delivery guy?
Lmaoooooooooo
She did them allllll
that last kid is now scarred for life, i know that look
The first old lady interviewed, just after seconds of looking at her face I can easily tell that she was a beauty in her youth.
The billboard lady? Hmm... I didn't think so at first, but you know what, you're right. I can see it.
:|
***** Man, how we hate to hear (or read) that back-handed compliment.
LisaDawnn You'll know it's not back-handed when the 7.2 incher is in your mouth.
***** Jeez this is the worst "Compliment" I've ever read!
2:04 She’s absolutely my ultimate favourite. Her poor kids 😂😂😂😂😂
2:00 "Carpenters, plumbers..." - yeah, gotta get dat wood ready and clean the pipes
The adopting one was perfect
if only she didn't ruin it with "just kiddin"
my kids dont know i adopted them
just kidding
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is that funny? It's sad if parents who adopted their children can't normalise it. It's just another way of becoming a family. Never is it a bad thing or something to be ashamed of. It's usually the best for that child.
@@sarahlazzarotto4274 That was meant a joke!!! Grab a Sense of Humor
I loved the "it's creepy" hahahahaha
Hahaha, the little girl at the end. Her face is priceless.
1:35 Someone in the background got a tad interested...
😂
The face on the girls when she said "I adopted them" lool
The adoption one killed me
I'm at the start of the video let's see if anyone says "you were adopted".
I was sorta correct
i dont belive you
2:14 I DIED RIGHT THERE
Same
2:08 Happy Mothers Day! I'm not your mom!
LMFAO
GG
+william haywood ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just because she was trying to make it seem like she adopted them, doesn’t mean that they would have been any less her kids... I was adopted and is PISSES me off when people say my parents arnt my REAL parents... they’ve had me since I was 7 weeks old. They raised me. They taught me. They love me... THATS REAL PARENTS.
@@jademorgan4254they were joking calm down. They weren’t serious
i like when the women said that we experimented with same sex and the dude walking past turned and looked at them
2:06 I was so shocked and then I was laughing so hard!😂 that mom was a savage!
Best part: "It's creepy"
Guy at 1:31 totally wants to know the whole story.
PARENTS CAN BE SO FUNNY
dudes face at 1:32 LOOL
he even checks her out lol
HAHA
The daughter's reaction in the end is priceless ! :D
1:28 - that guy lingers around when she talks about that... Haha!
2:45 the face...DEAD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
“It’s creepy.” Depends on who’s wrestling, sweetie.
I thought the guy at 1:30 was Ryan gosling 😂
The daughters reaction at 2:48 is just too priceless lol
The little girl at 2:41 killed me xD!!!!
She painted a billboard!? She lives life on the edge!!!
HA! The guy behind them at 1:31 XD
1:32 hey you in the white t-shirt, wanna go to my place?
you're so thirsty haha
Looked a bit like Ryan Gosling
Luis Villaverde me?? how dare you lol
No. Just no.
I'll go to your place and hope he's there too lmao
the mum at 1:45 looks like donald trump looooool
lol
Probably his mom
+sameeeeelllllllll And the mom at 2:14 looks like Ted Cruz
Sydney W. lol she does!!!
lol said same thing didnt see your comment
The last kid face was priceless 😁
The fuck did the last one say?
that she mud wrestled naked back in high school lol
Hotttt! I wish this shit was mandatory.
1:32 the guy casually strolling just looks over and smiles
The adopted in was too funny!
dude @ 1:33 was like, "I might wanna get in on that later on"
At 2:50 the girls like #scared for life
The last kids reaction LOL
The adopted one got me! Lol
One of the best segments I've ever seen on Jimmy Kimmel. The shocked look on that little girl's face at the end was priceless. She'll remember that moment for the rest of her life. I wonder what she thinks about being a star in a viral video.
1:42 FUN ✌️😁
2:03 BEST.MOM.EVER! Can't breathe... Hahaha
1:30 the dude in the background! LMAO
Creed ikr
Creed ryan Gosling???
The mom who said her kids were adopted, must be a fun mum to have. You go mum!
That lady in the pink is the master joker!! Her kids thought they were adopted for a min!
If I were one of those three kids the mother said she'd adopted and then said just kidding, I'd have trust issues 😂😂
The last lady and that was my response and the little girl just took the words out of my mouth exactly
1:33 that guys reaction in the background XD
the one with the "they're adopted" TOTALLY nailed it.
I love how they zoom out to show kids
1:33 dat guys face
1:32 was priceless
Video starts at 0:36
1:32 that guy walking pasts reaction though lol xD
My mom told me a while ago that she smoked weed with my cousin. That was when my father and I was watching football on TV and drinking beer. Will never forget his face when she brought that up. He didn't want that memory in his head.
2:20 oh well, i think i could adopt any of ur kids sometime in the future
1:30 isn't that the one from Elders React?
+Key | iamSmexx
no
"Its creepy" 😂😂😂😂
I love so much the lady at 1:40 , she is way to funny.
"And by fun you mean?" - "Fuuuuun '8D" HAHAHAHA
2:18 my heart dropped for those children lol thank god she's joking
What if a mom said " im a virgin" LOL
danm me seriously i would be like mum what you adopted who ,we going on a dna test ,she might be serious
Yeah she didn't entirely look like she was kidding before she said "just kidding"...
Am i the only one who was waiting "you're adopted"? Lol feel myself guilty
"I cut of all the fingers and toes of my Barbie's...CreEPy
this is one of those rare vids that r actually funny from this jimmy. should make a sequel for this series
poor little girl. her face was priceless lollll
1:33 the man reaction makes me rofl =)))
On 1:30 the man that was crossing the street at the back :D
That lady in the pink had great comedic timing
That dude at 1:32 hahahahaha
2:05 Best Mom
Guy in white tee at 1:33 was like "Did I heard that right?"
Kid at 2:40 "Sayeth WHAT?!?!"
The lady at 2:05 was too funny and her voice and her kids we're there it's good she was kidding 😂😂
1:32 the guy walking by and looking at the lady while she's saying she had an experience with the same sex. 😂 priceless
It's creepy..
1:20 i want proof.
that wrestle naked thing, BLEW ME OF. LOLOl
the last lady is my IDOL
2:31 Flamenguistas... Flamenguistas everywhere hahaha
Que isso ein nação? FLAMENGO!!
1:33 hubba hubba
The kid reaction on mud wrestling one 😂😂😂😂
1:33 lmfao that guys like “...wait, what’s this now?” Hahahaha