Another Productive Weekend with KingCobraJFS
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Uploaded on June 1-2 2024
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Jorsh is the only human being on Earth whose face grows horizontally and top of head grows vertically. Truly a remarkable specimen.
Did you ever play Super Mario 64? His face reminds me of how you could grab and warp Mario's features in that game, but instead of an Italian plumber it's an 80% British, highly-regarded welfare sponge.
@@ConsciusVeritasVids80% British 30% Scottish with viking ancestors toobz it is what it is
Butternut Squash coming in nicely toobs
He must be on the verge of developing psychokinesis powers.
It's like those molds for square watermelons they grow in Japan. It's captivating....I winder if hus skull is shaped like that or is the bloat?
"Shoutouts from February til... the current month.' - Professor Peanut
pROFESSOR pEANUT LMFBO
How is he so busy that he can't say a single name in a video? The embodiment of sloth.
Tooth stumps lookin extra jagged TWU
The trolls are getting them evicted
Lamo
Baby choolk teefs
next ballpeen action right the stumps
I think he's tried to "fix" them a time or two, with predictable results
Lol the pet smart gift card. He has no idea
I literally choked at that part
Ha ha....
I don't understand...
@@nilsnyman6767 pufferths. very simple trole
Giving Josh worthless gift card amounts for pet shops is brilliant. He gets money yet he's not able to spend it (or at least not on things he wants) because the BOY 1) rarely leaves his home, 2) has no pet to buy things for, and 3) it reminds him of his last victim.
You're gonna feel really silly when he has a nice little savings for Puff when he comes back...and also all the cat food he can eat
He’ll just find a way to spend it. I can guarantee you he’ll use it to feed the stray, dogs and cats
@EmoBunny69 that sounds like far too much effort for jorsh
He'll just let em pile up. He's too regarded to use one of those gift card exchange sites.
@@Flyslinger "What up yootoob! Today we will be owning the trolls by making mead out of these dog treats. Now! You might be thinking this wont work BUUUUUT i have done the research and it will actually work, fuck the troles and long live ozzy dood lets make this mead yootoob"
"don't be in a rush to grow up" says the eternal toddler
Jorsh is probably the only person Ive heard of thats caused Apartment owners to rename their building.
Should have changed the name to "Cobra's Lair" and renovated his old place into a clocktower dream apartment the day he got booted.
That’s pretty goth dood, name one trole who has completed such a dark lord’s journey
"Thank you for your 1 penny."
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i wonder if this guy’s ever seen a real mango
Take us on a tour bog booyyyy
He’s definitely seen a grapefruit before. In fact he inserted himself into one at job core. Then left it on top of the trash with a gaping hole in it.
He's seen a anthropomorphic gourd in his mirror
Oh gawd why did you have to remind me of that @redbearduk
@@redbeardukwow, clever dude lmfao
Damn this guy makes me feel like I need to get my ass in gear with how productive he is
He's on that nontent grind, toooobz
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"Mask thank your for you one penny"
- The King
"These sports drinks are a kinda addicting." Dude's literally addicted to everything.
except hard work, good food and hygiene .....
@@storytimewithunclekumaran5004🤣
Anything
These cans of duster are addicting toobz!!!!
Shout out to the Hazmat or crime scene crew that had to clean out the lair. Im sure the new owners preesheate it.
I said it many times, but I find it so absolutely wild how being an alcoholic is pretty much what defines him. And STILL he struggles with every sip of a drink that tastes like alcohol. It is so fascinating.
The alcohol burns those tooth roots like a sumbitch.
It's cus his body is rejecting it. Alcoholic don't give a shit how much you wanna vomit when you need to shovel that shit down to feel normal and stop shaking. [Source am Alcoholic and would gag at every shot but would still drink a 12pack and a fifth of vodka a day]
In one of his most recent videos he takes a sip, holds it in his mouth, throws up a 🤘, then ends the video before he swallows it 😂
My god. He was SOOOOOO close to realizing Jessica is responsible for everything, but no. He's too stupid.
I'm just wondering when she's moving in with him
I'm sure he does but he just doesn't want to give the satisfaction that he realized the trolls where right
Huddled in the corner like a traumatized dog, how nice of Clint to buy Josh a metal coffin while he's still alive
he thinks he was at the conquistadors for "four to six" years still even though its all documented. it was about three and half years by the way.
by this logic we can estimate one human year is equal to somewhere between 1.13-1.7 boglim years. meaning cobra is about 45-50 years old in boglim years.
well he definitely looks like it
Boglim math is so incredibly fascinating.
Still blaming his eviction on the trolls and not the damages, noise complaints and letting Jessica stay there rent free, huh?
Oh he super wants to blame her, you can see it behind those beaten eyes when he’s saying how much he doesn’t blame Methica
He learned it from Clint, blame everything and everyone instead of taking responsibility
Not to mention "fighting the smoking ban every step of the way".
boglim and his paypigs is beyond being regarded.
You can’t seriously deny they were a part of it
Anytime I'm craving a drink, I just watch a Cobes video, and immediately affirm that sobriety is better. Who needs AA?
You got BC, cirlce of protection 🪄
Sobriety is EZ.Cobes has sawpt dwinkin a bunch of times doodt.
When we were younger we were just having some fun drinking!
When you hit about 25 you are really leaving the FUN ZONE of drinking.
By the time you are 30 the party was over 5 years ago. Now it is just getting sad.
Still drinking at 40. It becomes crippling addiction and is life altering.
50+ You will be lucky to still have a functioning liver at this point. You lost all friends, all family due to your addictions. Only a handful of addicts make it this far and all that is left is suffering.
@@OldieWan it's not a party if it happens every night
Twu
Its painful watching him blame the trolls for the eviction. NAL LITERALLY CONFRONTED A TENANT WHO SHE ACCUSED OF TOUCHING HER CLOTHES. OUT OF ALL THE COMPLAINTS THEY RECEIVED, THAT ONE HIT THE HARDEST 💯
He can't admit that's why because then the trolls win 😂
Woah, where did you find this?
@mkmike4903 it was on the subreddit...RIP but ya she was yelling in the laundry room saying someone touched her soap I do believe then she said they were probably touching her clothes and I guess she not only said something to someone that came in to do laundry but also knocked on one of the doors of the apartment closest to the laundry area....but ya ITS ALL THE TROLLS FAULT...and he's right...cuz NAL is the biggest troll he has. She was hitting up any man with more followers than her to try and get personal with them and how she got in contact with cobra would technically be considered cyberstalking...but cobes was too horned up to spot the setup.
Josh looks like if the Jerry Mcguire kid grew up and became a carney.
Best comment!😂
The human head weighs 3 Meade bottles
Damn, I can't believe I never noticed that. lol
He looks worse than the avarage carny
He's lipnickimaxxing
replacing water with body armor is goth af
This regard NEVER knows what day, or even month it is....
he doesn't even know what his real name is, he literally calls himself his screenName like Boogie does,
Ultimate Dissociation they hate themselves so much they fractured and created alter-egos
MK-ULTRA Coming In Nicely TOOBS...
It's the seventh of Lucrane
i can't really talk shit about him on that, i rarely know what day it is. i have the excuse of working a 3rd shift job that has an ever changing schedule, but i digress
When your only "responsibility" is drinking every day why even bother knowing what year it is?
@@tylergaye5457 JFS Might have been an Navy Asset he'd have no problem deep diving in a submarine for months on end as long as he's rationed enough booze.
Every time he blames trolls for him being evicted, you should splice in a clip of Jessica screaming at him.
Yessssth
Having a jaw more wide than your forehead is long is SO GOTH.
Very masculine. I think he’s been looksmaxxing.
He's learned how to unhinge it, like a real snake so now rather than hurting his teeth by chewing he can just swallow his meal whole.
he looks like a Hey Arnold character
He's looking more and more like a cartoon character who's mostly a jaw with a face and appendages
@@tenissinclair3659 he learned that from chantal.
Looking at that empty bottle more longingly than he ever looked at Jessica.
Mind becoming my of-age goth gf? Never dated a goth chick before so it sounds kind of fun in a roundabout way. I'm not a boglim though and lack their biological advantages when it comes to eating maggot nachos and drinking enough whiskey to sink a ship and the like, just being honest. It's fucking wild how Josh looks like he is in his 50's despite him being younger than me (I'm 34). Then again, boglims age differently than humans so what can you say?
HE SMASHED AND BROKE HIS PHONE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO, SO THAT'S SOMETHIN'
Did he?
@@TimothyMcVay he post it on Facebook
@@leas7709 after he kept his cool about the drink combo spilling ?! I don't believe it, the BOY has his anger under control I thought?!?
Methica Magick at work 😂
His diet is so bad, his body thinks the body armor is fresh fruit.
Bilbo boglim needs to make a crawfish boil, i want to see him fuck that up really bad.
This is the kind of ideas that needs to be forced
You just know it's gonna be boiled in country crock and bacon bits
Potatos and corn fall apart from the 32 hour boiling and 420 minutes of micawavin
@@anthonycoster8774i mean he did cook crab legs for what an entire day in beer and country crock. Tbh thought he’d use mtn dew
he will blow up his trailer LMAOO
Is the top of his skull getting longer ? Almost looks like someone stretched his head out
It's like someone put a vice around his temples
@@ayok101like rubberbands around a watermelon
Elongated goth skulls!
Probably a mix of chronic alcoholism and the fact that his teeth are rotting which in turn causes his gums to swell like balloons.
@@ChatterboxFM his tiny brain is swelling..
"These sports drinks are addicting"
His body is so dehydrated and devoid of nutrients from excessive alcohol abuse that he doesnt even realize his body is screaming for hydration and electrolytes.
The conquistadors did a great job flipping Josh’s old apartment. It looks so good now. Funny how they finally replaced his old ass stove and everything in there has been completely replaced.😂😂😂
That was actually a cool stove
@@TimothyMcVay it was, but the fact that Josh had a separate cooktop to plug into the stove is what infuriated me. And apparently the oven didn’t really cook that well either unless it was all Josh, which I cannot take that out of account.
@@EmoBunny69 it probably went to shit on account of peanut head leaving it on for hours at a time lol
Exactly what they tried to do after his first eviction but he destroyed it beyond repair.
@@Hapiche that’s a HIGH possibility lol
I imagine him hearing radio commercial for a bar when he's a kid, "21 and up" and now he's forced to repeat it every time he talks about drinking for the rest of his life.
Brainworms
When he died his hair and face blue I enjoyed watching. Even some of the later stuff. Now it’s like I’m watching a homeless guy discover how to use a computer while drunk. It’s boring now.
He's been boring for years. Then Jessica showed up. That was fun. Now she's gone and probably never coming back. Boring again.
Gotta love how he's keeps saying it's a bigger place, but hasn't actually shown much of it...
It's bigger
He's not allowed to BOY
@@LuciferAlmightyno it isn’t
@@snoopy4749 it's bigger with more bedrooms
@@LuciferAlmighty that’s disappointing
Josh, you've already shown peach mango Body Armor to the class 3 times this week
R.I.P Jorbs iPhone, looks like Methy Jessie got cute and told on him
“I really don’t blame Jessica for any of it.” LOL. He can’t even fully commit to the lie. Little nuggets of the truth bleed through.
We all joke about his peanut head, but in all reality, his head is actually shaped just like a peanut. It's insane. Removed his facial features and hair and you have a peanut
I have been watching him for 3 years but like the last couple months i cant fucking stand him
It's getting rough these days. Better not hate watch mlord boy.
ummm, what took so long ?
Same here.. I think everyone is getting sick of him.. I can’t remember how long it’s been since I’ve seen something new from bite size even his pay piggies are losing interest!
I unsubscribed from him the other day. I can’t believe people send him money
No one's forcing you to watch his videos trole!
All these sport drinks with none of the activity of an actual human who works or goes outside. Truly helping him be a healthy bogman while cutting all the sweet sweet liquor he can drink. TMDWU
you seen his head? getting out of bed with that thing is a workout man
these sport drinks contain a high amount of sodium. thats why the boglim craves it TWU
It’s probably where he gets all his vitamins from
I'm ngl I can't think of a lamer pfp than David Spade but u do u
@@TSTD_Punisher HEED MOVE!
Thanking people for donating a penny lmao
hes starting to look more and more like cyraxx with the hairdoo
We gotta tell him that 😂
He's feeling the effects of alcoholism that's why he's worried about "hydration, vitamins and minerals" haha
The pet smart gift cards and getting mutiple 5 and 6 cent donations had me rolling.
Yet he thinks he has fans.
He shows the same gratitude to 5 cent donos as 50 bucks.
Even if his landlord tells him jessica is the reason he was evicted, he will still blame the trolls lol he is hopeless
I’ve been getting sober this year, sure Rome wasn’t built in a day, but whenever the liquor takes control I wake up and watch a BC video. Josh is helping me fight my addiction.
Ah it’s officially just the troles who got him evicted now. Nothing to do with the Seahag……just troles.
Two jobs and two apartments that he lost because of his actions and he managed to shift the blame every time. Good work there Josh.
@@TheZodiacRipper the troles made him paint wands inside but i digress
Nips told him it was the trolls , then he told the boy to break up wit jessica and never mention her again
Empress of The Cobraverse was sent by troles, tbf. Joshy wasn't coming off airfare EVER, Wendussy or no Wendussy
We've entered the "Alcoholic, Middle-aged, balding, divorced dad" phase, y'all.
Only took him until June to do February shoutouts, money well wasted paypiggies.
paypiggies :D:D:D Zahlschweinchen LMAO
The money is starting to dry up, he’s feeling it now. That’s maybe why he smashed his phone.
The gourd's looking mighty swollen, m'lord.
“Washed and unpacked. Not necessarily in that order.” So mysterious Josh 😂
“Don’t be in a rush to grow up now” says the bog who has no adult responsibilities.
Wow Cobes grew not just a fivehead, but a sixhead at that. Must be brewing some dank mead in that extra retail space
I didnt realize he still had that many teeth
His cheeks looking a Lil extra swollen this weekend tho
@@bannifilth just extra protection for his teeth
Well he got all of them or atleast half of them…
Probably not his
They are dissolving nicely as they digress
Oh god, his teeth! Are they bleeding! Clint, save your boy's teeth! What's ever left....
Can't wait for the toothless arc
Clint really needs to at least make that boy mow the lawn. Goddamn.
That should definitely be filmed.
It was his trolls not his gf who broke the apartment window 😂
I'm glad people are back to donating couch change. e beggar needs to dance for his change
“The trolls dedicate the last four to six years…”
The boy has no idea how long he lived there
I cannot imagine the festering stench that comes from his bog body sweating in that trailer. We need Kingcobrajfs candles inspired by his different sagas.
the boy is seriously calling out the names of 1 cent donors.....
somehow better than him repeating how the eviction is the troles fault
Better than hearing "not a sponsor"... as if the audience is the peanuthead, dusterbrained persons who would think that the BOY really received companies' interests for sponsorship.
I have a sound clip of him thanking me for a penny that I use as a soundboard in discord.
Can you timestamp that, please? I watched the first few minutes multiple times, and still haven't heard it.
He gags every time he takes a sip but says it’s delicious
sweet boy gag reflex
This dude definitely has the lead belly and ghoulish perks maxed out. 😂
He definitely gets distracted by bullshit everytime
He looks like the ghoul who gets cannibalized by Cooper Howard on the show
This is definitely Jorsh’s beaten dog saga as he just gets all quiet and subdued when he’s wanting to complain but afraid of the bitch fest he’ll get after his stalker with her eyes on his pockets sees him step out of line. Certainly not the most entertaining Bog Saga.
At least his money he hid is safe now that she is gone. She never found it, thank Harry Potter. Hopefully she’ll never come to his trailer to find all his treasure he had to move with him. Dolla dolla bills yall
Bog sag
@@natas12rmhe is two steps ahead of us all. Instead he decided to hide his money with all his "fans" so she couldn't get to it.
.....get it?
I just find it funny how he really blames us for getting him kicked out but Jessica was acting like a snap fiend and fuckin up the laundry room
B.C always supplying the content to get a sad sick little troll through his work night. Tmdwu 🤘
TWU 🪄🐍
based cobra or big cobes
@@BoglimWrangler666 I see what you did there ❤️
From all the cash app and PayPal donations, you can really tell that the pay pigs are getting sick of Josh. The total amount of the spand of 4 months on both apps is $41.19
Lol... Spand.
Four months... FOUR MONTHS that he has been meaning to tell his paypigs how SUPER appreciative he is....
*Immediately launches into how trolls have destroyed his life*
Usually I’d be against donation to this creature but the penny donations and the soul crushing look, that’s ok with me
keep riding that "my trolls got me evicted" train Jorsh, not the obvious constant screaming and shouting that got worse when Jessica came over
BTK jr. coming in nicely toobz
When he dies they are just gonna cremate him in his trailer and set the whole thing alight.
Already back to his old ways, and not sounding dusterbrained either.
Clint definitely told him to never stream there while Clint is paying the mortgage
I love that sad little parrot. I like to imagine it once lived on a Somalian pirate ship.
There is no way cobes doesn't have an infection in his face, iv seen post fight boxers look less swollen in the face
Rotten tooth maybe? Tooth decay? Mouth abscess?
@ethelharris7406 cobes is literally the embodiment of scarlet rot from elden ring at this point
Alcohol causes this, it leads to blood vessel enlargement (why they get big red noses) and this can cause secondary fluid accumulation.
Circulatory insufficiency and possible early kidney failure causing water retention. Literally all from his diet and lifestyle. A big giveaway is his pink swollen sausage fingers. Really don’t see him making it to 40’
As another person has said, alcohol abuse causes puffiness and water retention in the face.
"Don't be in a rush to grow up" as your drinking online.
So many layers of comedy in that statement.
For sure. Especially coming from a 34 year old man that has literally NEVER had any actual responsibilities, consequences, or “grown up” worries. Daddy Clint handles all the adult responsibilities in Jorps life; bank card, rent payments, doctors appointments, groceries, etc, etc
Got into a bigger space again huh Josh? Is that why you are sitting in a corner? Better not cope harder boy.
He's ruling the troll's sad lives so hard while huddled in the corner like a scared zoo animal
Clunt put the boglim in the corner
If it was better than his old place he would've already made a tour video by now. Definitely coping about being relegated to a death shed.
@@boglurker2043death shed 😂 lol may I steal that phrase
I think its pretty obvious that a trailer is better to live in than an apartment
He might as well just tattoo "My UA-cam Trolls" on that massive forehead of his at this point.
Is this a knock-on result of the recent writers strike? The dialogue in this new season is just rinse repeat of old seasons. The water hag destroying the world was the best arc since warlord and it needs a conclusion!
Meg mucklebones is the life and death of our protagonist toobz tmdwu!
It's mostly people giving him money. He knows that he doesn't have to put in any effort. Just go online, get drunk and say thank you a couple times and he'll have booze for the whole month. A couple years ago he at least painted sticks for extra income. Now he doesn't do anything. Even a gender relations rant would be amazing content now.
Also Cobes said that he's single, so that's a conclusion.
Ups n downs bud
Let the writers cook, they're setting up this Season!
She WILL be back, and it WILL go badly
I need Meat Canyon to do King Cobra JFS animations
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The Jack and Cream Soda combo contains about 55g of sugar which is 5g more than anyone should have per day. Better drink more of that "SPORTS DRINK" instead Cobez!!!
Those boxes will never be unpacked.
The wincing when he drinks, his teeth must be on Fire. Nothing but pain.
publicly shame donators
Shoutout to Cobes' apartment making a full recovery. TMDWU
"Don't be in a rush to grow up now" brother, you need to be in a rush
Lol he points to an off camera item “you see that?? My potion time glass”
He really needs those sport drinks with his active lifestyle
The irony of his Clock Towerdream is he dosent realise with all the living organisms hes concocted from his food/ drink combos hes practically mutating through every phase of Nemisis from Resident Evil 3
The maggot nachos or whatever had me puking my ass off. I think he posted it like 5-6 months ago (maybe longer) and that was some nasty shit.
You know he's seething as he reads all the one cent donations.
9:54 - 9:58 It's the first of the month but your monthly tugboat didn't come in because a drug addled woman called the SS office and tattled on you.
Hobo asking for more change
The terror of pain in his face whenever he takes a sip bc of his rotting teeth.
I don't get why it's so hard for him to brush his teeth, if he can blow an entire day getting hammered he can brush them. I'm 34 and I drink like a sailor and still manage to brush my teeth twice a day.
@@Travybear1989he's beyond the point of brushing them mattering. He needs serious dental work done and quickly. Then, yes, brushing/flossing is just as important as its always been.
However, it's the BOY we are talking about here. Even if someone wealthy paid to fix his teeth he would not maintain them.
Which is the inherent problem in every aspect of his life. He does not bother to foster any care/time/effort into anything especially his health.
@@Travybear1989 Bc our boy and lord Jersh is a regard.
@@jagga-jagga Yeah, seems the only things he cares about are getting shitfaced every single day and cooking up concoctions that would even make the most heavy pot smokers want to vomit.
I remember seeing a video where he ate an enchilada or something he left sitting out for a few days at room temperature and it had maggots crawling on it as he took a bite. I remember showing my wife it and she was like "WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING, TURN IT OFF!" after I was like "hey babe, check this out!".
I can't imagine having rotten teeth in my 30's, I once screwed a chick as a rebound fling many years ago when I was 19 who was 25 and she had rotting teeth nearly as bad as cobes'. I swear that the last few generations just don't give a shit about dental hygiene.
If I were in my 20's or 30's with a mouth full of rotting teeth I'd be afraid to even leave my house, hell, I'd probably be suicidal.
Then again, my grandmother was a dentist and she instilled the value of good dental hygiene in me from a very young age. She always bought me the nicest toothbrushes, the best toothpaste, and made sure I knew how to brush and floss properly from the age of 4 years-old.
Hell, when I was in grade school there were only two kids in my class (myself included) who had white teeth, myself and a girl named Kelsey.
@@Travybear1989 I became homeless back in 2017 - 2020. During that time my oral health declined rapidly. However, I picked myself up, finally got a home in June 2020 and a WFH IT job as a temp. I got hired on full time after about 6 months and got good dental insurance through Guardian.
I have gotten somewhere around 15 fillings in the past 2 years. I use the waterpik, floss, and brush at least twice a day if not 3 times. I never had a cavity growing up all through college until I started having problems in life. However, now my teeth look good again and I did not have to pull any of them.
Everyone goes through hard times. It's how you handle those times and implement true, positive change in your routine.
He will never understand this nor will he ever have a similar story like mine. It's easier to just sit alone in your trailer in the middle of nowhere so you never have any true interactions with people. Only fleeting, online interactions and only when it suits the BOY after his standard drink combos/duster.
The lighting he has sat up really makes his…. features… stand out lol
The conquistador changed names after they got rid of their resident evil
he needs to stumble off camera more and fall over
Spends 5 minutes reading off thank yous for several $1 donations, clocks out, has a nice drink combo to unwind from all that work. Inspiring.