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  • @spinningchurro
    @spinningchurro 10 місяців тому +330

    0:25
    Adam clarifying that Nick is yelling at the cat will always be hilarious to me.

    • @thatguyknownaswill8180
      @thatguyknownaswill8180 9 місяців тому +19

      his best bit

    • @gastronauta4362
      @gastronauta4362 7 місяців тому +14

      I honestly thought that Nick was talking to Adam.

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers 6 місяців тому +17

      People don’t understand the genius that is Adam. Typically it’s known as the “straight” man but Adam made it hella gay

  • @ShamankingZuty
    @ShamankingZuty 2 роки тому +469

    I'm using this as a source for my history report.

    • @icarusearthbound
      @icarusearthbound 2 роки тому +23

      A+
      Also I’m gay

    • @davidm2031
      @davidm2031 2 роки тому

      I hear skool is pretty gay now, so you should get an 'A'

    • @jdt617
      @jdt617 2 роки тому

      🫡

    • @jdsw970
      @jdsw970 2 роки тому +8

      I’m using this to beat

    • @davidparker8978
      @davidparker8978 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raharuko
    @raharuko 2 роки тому +250

    totally thought adam was fucking with the wires

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 2 роки тому +3

      Best comment

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers Рік тому +8

      That tone is when he’s hilarious. On Defense. Like the Israelis!

  • @derrick_v
    @derrick_v 2 роки тому +189

    I always love hearing a Nick v Adam fact off. Stav on the sidelines, "is that true"?!?

    • @Iog0ut
      @Iog0ut 10 місяців тому +6

      The only truth was how good Lebanon food is

    • @eedoamitay3341
      @eedoamitay3341 7 місяців тому

      with the occasional "was that guy fucking? he had to be fucking right?"

    • @Pebble_Collector
      @Pebble_Collector 9 днів тому

      Adam conveniently missing out the part where the early Jewish settlers legally bought the land off the Arabs thst lived there. It's sad that Adam hates his Jewish background so much. Also I'm gay.

  • @zaltonian
    @zaltonian 2 роки тому +190

    I believe this is a fan requested item. Which shows how much Nick cares about fans and being gay.

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 роки тому +3

      Normally Nick goes in way deeper, but you can clearly hear hè is eating. And Adam probably knows the details better

  • @burddriscoll2714
    @burddriscoll2714 2 роки тому +119

    stav thinking that saudi arabia should have stopped the nakba because “they have indoor mountains” is just so good

  • @axelbaker8737
    @axelbaker8737 2 роки тому +201

    That was actually fascinating. I’ve always wanted to learn the history but never had the patience.

    • @broidk8291
      @broidk8291 Рік тому +44

      to answer the question stav kept asking and not getting answered. israel has won so many wars bc of a fuck ton of funding and training from the west mostly the US and UK

    • @josephwallace202
      @josephwallace202 Рік тому +14

      ​@broidk8291 also a lot of those Arab nations fought each other at times

    • @smokedubs
      @smokedubs Рік тому +15

      @@josephwallace202 yeah and nick saying the gaza strip should be renamed the friendzone is the best bit

    • @phnix6242
      @phnix6242 11 місяців тому

      Hey whoa germany givves them shittons too
      Also there were ijewidh settlers before 1948
      The German Kaiser sent the zionist settlers a few Locomotives and helped them build tracks fromm the coast inwards
      But i guess that has been somehow missed

    • @JewsusMalone
      @JewsusMalone 10 місяців тому

      This is not history lol Jews have lived in Jerusalem for thousands of years

  • @iamgubbler95
    @iamgubbler95 2 роки тому +142

    Adam's nettin' yahoos left and right

    • @iamgubbler95
      @iamgubbler95 Рік тому +4

      Ayo, Ye stole my joke!

    • @mad1337nes
      @mad1337nes Рік тому +2

      @@iamgubbler95 got his ass, ye 2024

  • @harrylimeracketeer
    @harrylimeracketeer Рік тому +49

    Ethnic friendzoning is such a good line

  • @willrrrr
    @willrrrr 2 роки тому +142

    this was great, just as educational as Hamilton

    • @godinapaul2
      @godinapaul2 2 роки тому +26

      Just as gay too

    • @grimble4564
      @grimble4564 Рік тому +6

      @@godinapaul2 idk that's a pretty tall order to achieve

    • @thatguyknownaswill8180
      @thatguyknownaswill8180 9 місяців тому

      @@grimble4564i think it’s gayer

    • @Supermoneygang12
      @Supermoneygang12 7 місяців тому

      @@grimble4564Adam will always win in the event of a gay-off

  • @enjoyer6201
    @enjoyer6201 2 роки тому +84

    Nickipedia is always accurate

  • @crimesguy
    @crimesguy 2 роки тому +21

    You a real one for reuploading this upon request

  • @Deeplycloseted435
    @Deeplycloseted435 3 місяці тому +12

    Netenyahu isn’t even his real name. They all use fake last names to sound like they aren’t European.

  • @Joemama-so1hu
    @Joemama-so1hu 2 роки тому +72

    Love the chewing episodes

  • @NotDaveGahan
    @NotDaveGahan 3 місяці тому +35

    Bug: “There’s good people in Israel”
    Nick: “Yeah, they’re called Palestinians”

  • @zackhawn5944
    @zackhawn5944 2 роки тому +120

    7:20 They got good at war because they have the backing of the largest military hegemony in history

    • @jwarrior2011
      @jwarrior2011 2 роки тому +1

      As do Egypt and Saudi Arabia yet they both sucked. Not to mention Jordan and Syria who got help from France and Russia lmao

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 роки тому +36

      40 billion every year of American tax money

    • @nuggert
      @nuggert 2 роки тому +30

      ​@@deeznutz8320 remember the 40 billion

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp Рік тому +3

      To be fair, Israel also had air domination. Which was also around the time people. realized, especially in the middle east, air domination is the only thing you need.

    • @zackhawn5944
      @zackhawn5944 Рік тому +44

      @@Leon-zu1wp Air superiority performed with US aircraft, US training, US weapons, US intelligence, US Generals and advisors, performed with US air doctrine.
      Israel couldn't keep aircraft in the sky without the US there to provide and pay for literally everything.

  • @Dubsaveli
    @Dubsaveli 2 роки тому +26

    Thank you so much for the educational material! I plan to share this with my 8th World Geography students during our unit on the Middle East!

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers 8 місяців тому

      Have the kids revolted? Radicalizing them.

  • @bh-0330
    @bh-0330 Рік тому +8

    Schlomo White actually got me, surprised at Stavros with that one.

  • @MrSh4des
    @MrSh4des 2 роки тому +34

    Was half expecting adam to go off about the liberty incident lol.

  • @TheNumberTwelve
    @TheNumberTwelve Рік тому +28

    Stav completely believing Golda Meir is from Wisconsin LOL I love how sad he sounds towards the end, “damn, Egypt and Jordan couldn’t fuck them up? Man…” lol 🇵🇸

    • @Aloysius2113
      @Aloysius2113 10 місяців тому +13

      i mean she was born in ukraine but moved to wisconsin when she was still a child and grew up there. she didn't move to british palestine until she was in her 20s.

  • @SirSponge941
    @SirSponge941 2 роки тому +51

    the worst part of the pod was the era when nick thought it was epic and badass to chew into the mic. bro was trying so hard to act like he didnt care about the pod near the end

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 Рік тому +5

      Was it

    • @Robb1977
      @Robb1977 11 місяців тому +3

      reminds me of the o&a days where they thought eating tacos in the mic was entertaining.

  • @ken_caminiti
    @ken_caminiti 2 роки тому +20

    Ethnic friend-zoning. 😂😂😂

  • @tehrobotjesus
    @tehrobotjesus 2 роки тому +70

    Is this a safe space for me to be gay?

  • @bigboy-ph1wo
    @bigboy-ph1wo 2 роки тому +16

    stav don’t bring up food challenge

  • @mo3k
    @mo3k 2 роки тому +83

    As a Palestinian-American, not only does this make me love the boyz even more but I SWEAR-i was literally sitting down at a table in Firehouse Subs and pressed play. So not only was I shooketh at the historical accuracy but when he said Firehouse subs as I was literally biting into a sub…I lost my shit! what tf r the chances lol

  • @handyalley2350
    @handyalley2350 2 роки тому +46

    This is more accurate than wikipedia

  • @Blitzoir
    @Blitzoir 2 роки тому +12

    I expected the boys to do more with "Trans Jordan"

  • @St.Smitty
    @St.Smitty 2 місяці тому +4

    I like how Adam's point of contention is that Nick was off by 10yrs in the "timeline"

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Місяць тому +2

      right. and nick got his ass with that too lol

    • @St.Smitty
      @St.Smitty Місяць тому

      @@samaraisnt he just can't help but be a fuckin bug, even when admitting to Israel's atrocities

  • @sykologica
    @sykologica 5 місяців тому +7

    "99% overlap with our culture" is crazy

  • @denniss9556
    @denniss9556 2 роки тому +74

    I’m gonna show this to my group on my birthright trip

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 роки тому +19

      The H3H3 way of getting a wife

    • @southerndiscomfort171
      @southerndiscomfort171 2 роки тому +2

      @@deeznutz8320
      the adult talking about youtube gossip way of getting a deep cover agent

    • @themostdiabolicalhater5986
      @themostdiabolicalhater5986 Рік тому +11

      @@southerndiscomfort171 the UA-cam commenter way of expressing paranoid schizophrenia

    • @broidk8291
      @broidk8291 Рік тому

      have fun in apartheid land :) !!

  • @JackMannerheim
    @JackMannerheim 6 місяців тому +4

    Stav puts on his intellectual voice to say "I see" about 500 times in this clip

  • @SpecterJoe
    @SpecterJoe 2 роки тому +21

    This is getting taken down immediately lol

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 роки тому +4

      @@thesquee1838 your teacher is very based, the belfour declaration was never taught in my class

    • @saucejohnson4105
      @saucejohnson4105 2 роки тому +5

      @@deeznutz8320 it wasn't taught in your 5th grade history class.

    • @stfuomgdude
      @stfuomgdude 2 роки тому

      @@thesquee1838 wild

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 роки тому

      @@saucejohnson4105Nah but i'm not American, we also never got taught the horrors of the Soviet Union.
      Just shows who educated us huh?

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 роки тому

      @@thesquee1838 Wow Tnx for sharing

  • @notputtingmynamehere
    @notputtingmynamehere 10 місяців тому +5

    Adam is an expert on which countries have oil and which don't

  • @postnutrage
    @postnutrage 2 місяці тому +1

    this is my comfort video

  • @sirlottawin
    @sirlottawin 11 місяців тому +5

    This is actually educational

  • @travis1043
    @travis1043 2 роки тому +5

    It's funny how they released this gem on "Yom Kippur".
    😆

  • @bobeinstein3131
    @bobeinstein3131 2 роки тому +14

    They had plans for Uganda and Madagascar, but never Ethiopia

    • @redcast104
      @redcast104 2 роки тому +5

      yeah he said idi amin so maybe he meant uganda

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 роки тому +3

      @@redcast104 Yeah hè meant Uganda, fun fact Ide Amine killed Netanyahu's brother who tried to take over the captured airport.
      Netanyahu himself was part of the rescue mission

    • @sneedle252
      @sneedle252 2 роки тому +1

      I think Mussolini had the idea of making it one part of Ethiopia

  • @gelmibson883
    @gelmibson883 4 місяці тому +3

    I blame the Hassid Sam Hyde for planting the idea of eating on the mic makes u edgy.

  • @somesandman8328
    @somesandman8328 Рік тому +6

    I used to think that Jerusalem was a person and had the exact thought of “I’d fuck Jerusalem up if I ever see him”

  • @caymuscairns6845
    @caymuscairns6845 2 місяці тому +2

    Adam's account of the Israel/Palestine situation is actually very accurate. Just kinda glossed over for Stav's 1000 yard brain.

  • @Z-J-
    @Z-J- 2 роки тому +2

    00:46 Adam channeling his inner Nick

  • @Bodycountunknown
    @Bodycountunknown 2 роки тому +9

    The chewing sound makes this unlistenable and infuriates me because I'm gay.

  • @sara-yk1sq
    @sara-yk1sq Рік тому +10

    You never heard of Nasser from Egypt. He was a socialist leader that got sacked by the U S through saudi politicians. He was so close to liberating palestine but no one supported him

  • @jimswainston
    @jimswainston День тому

    4:58 Adam confuses Ethiopia with Uganda

  • @stanleysmooth
    @stanleysmooth Рік тому +13

    This is like 45% accurate which is impressive

  • @devindoherty184
    @devindoherty184 13 днів тому

    4:50 "wertzels hertzels" lmao

  • @sirtnfol8476
    @sirtnfol8476 2 роки тому +31

    Whos the guy laughing

  • @NS-uh3dq
    @NS-uh3dq 5 місяців тому +4

    Transjordan Jensen

  • @Trumpisgod
    @Trumpisgod 2 місяці тому +2

    “Who died though?”
    “A bunch of British people”
    “Okay that’s good. I’m with that. “ 🤣🤣🤣
    Also I’m gay

  • @EliteKnight97
    @EliteKnight97 8 місяців тому +2

    It wasn’t gay until Adam was born

  • @dashielllarson-harris2551
    @dashielllarson-harris2551 4 місяці тому +5

    Adam lowk defending Israel

    • @postnutrage
      @postnutrage 2 місяці тому +1

      probably the bias he was raised with, but he seems to know what’s up

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Місяць тому +1

      i was surprised cause he claims to have unlearned that stuff way back in college…

  • @Not_cee
    @Not_cee Рік тому +1

    I love u stav

  • @MrSh4des
    @MrSh4des 2 роки тому +19

    Nick dropping blue pills adam dropping redpills. Interesting clip.

  • @Sunday_fits
    @Sunday_fits 11 місяців тому +1

    How about that guys, Tel Aviv to SMD

  • @danieladams1613
    @danieladams1613 5 місяців тому

    Why is the title for this video different now?

  • @justinring5172
    @justinring5172 2 роки тому +9

    I'm gay too

  • @hello-rq8kf
    @hello-rq8kf 8 днів тому

    "because they wanted to build the suez canal" 100 years after it opened lmao

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 4 місяці тому +1

    Well its official. Im forever gay for listening to this.

  • @Smithstonedian
    @Smithstonedian 4 місяці тому +1

    Adam a known biiig net n yahoo guy

  • @T4SelNiNO
    @T4SelNiNO 2 роки тому +9

    Who here is gay like me?

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw 2 роки тому

    Golda Meier I thought grew up in Minnesota.

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp Рік тому +4

      Milwaukee, Wisconsin

    • @KR-ki9hw
      @KR-ki9hw Рік тому

      Thanks, I did not know that.@@Leon-zu1wp

  • @ericbowers9307
    @ericbowers9307 2 роки тому +3

    Go birds

  • @deddmeme
    @deddmeme 4 місяці тому

    Ah yes, Salah. The worlds best football player.

  • @Fung43
    @Fung43 2 роки тому +2

    Not philly, grew up in cheltenham, don’t besmirch our name

  • @28gs28gs
    @28gs28gs 5 місяців тому +1

    11:09 hahhaha haha

  • @tehkittenmaster
    @tehkittenmaster 2 роки тому +7

    J tube won’t like this one

  • @dhomtepushkes
    @dhomtepushkes Рік тому +4

    Gaza the friend zone 😂😂😂

  • @evangrey8179
    @evangrey8179 2 роки тому

    Sean Weiss

  • @sortahungry8217
    @sortahungry8217 6 місяців тому +1

    I genuinely hate hearing people eat so close to my ear hole but god damn im gay

  • @SPACECOWBOY705
    @SPACECOWBOY705 2 роки тому

    lol whats with cats and rubbing themselves against wires?

  • @tmsphere
    @tmsphere 7 місяців тому

    This podcast made me wish I was gay but I'm still trying, I am determined.

  • @skeyron5387
    @skeyron5387 2 роки тому +9

    Jizzreal

  • @Pebble_Collector
    @Pebble_Collector 9 днів тому

    I love misinformation on my comedy podcast.

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf 8 днів тому +1

      of course a jew would be a fan of a the shiny pebble princess

    • @Pebble_Collector
      @Pebble_Collector 8 днів тому

      @@hello-rq8kf I'm not a jew but I am definitely gay.

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf 8 днів тому

      @@Pebble_Collector biboo

    • @Pebble_Collector
      @Pebble_Collector 8 днів тому

      @@hello-rq8kf :D

  • @2011ADRO
    @2011ADRO 2 роки тому +5

    oy vey im gay

  • @tmsphere
    @tmsphere 7 місяців тому +1

    The best thing was that they were all gay so it worked out.

  • @harleymarshall6929
    @harleymarshall6929 4 місяці тому +1

    I love when nick has no regard for the audience to the point of openly smacking and chewing his food while speaking. 😍 disgusting mouth noises directly in my ear pls

  • @stefanmironov6405
    @stefanmironov6405 8 місяців тому +9

    free Pakistan

  • @derkaderkdd5620
    @derkaderkdd5620 8 місяців тому +4

    12 minutes of Adam defending the war in Gaza. Typical Adam

  • @RandyButternubbss
    @RandyButternubbss 9 місяців тому +9

    Free Palestine

  • @MichaelTorres-b2v
    @MichaelTorres-b2v 2 роки тому

    The Gaza landing strip.

  • @Trav_Can
    @Trav_Can 14 днів тому

    2:01 Thank you... The idea of it started in the 1870's.

  • @Jeff-tt7wj
    @Jeff-tt7wj 10 місяців тому

    Wow. I never knew the history was this gay!

  • @philiproszak1678
    @philiproszak1678 10 місяців тому

    I love Nick eating on mic.

  • @MoDeegroes
    @MoDeegroes 2 роки тому +1

    Adam actually beat Nick there

    • @isosceleskramer9565
      @isosceleskramer9565 9 місяців тому +2

      Much like the Israelis in 1948, Adam overcomes the seemingly impossible in defeating a foe of overwhelming proportions 🇮🇱🕍🇮🇱

  • @herbslobodov
    @herbslobodov 2 роки тому +7

    Haha Adam would be so lazy he doesn't know anything about the one Jewish state. Nakba happened after the war which was declared by Arab league in response to israel declaring independence, majority weapons for 48 came from Czech shipments/operation balek, and 1967 was again a war declared on Israel. Its honestly a great bit that Idam is just so much more of a lib then a jew.

    • @herbslobodov
      @herbslobodov 2 роки тому

      @BeepBoop_54 This show is definitely progress for fellas being comfortable with themselves.

    • @phonixzero
      @phonixzero 2 роки тому +4

      Hell yeah dude

    • @miracleyang3048
      @miracleyang3048 2 роки тому

      Israel started the 1967 without declaring the war even, they just claim it was a pre-emptive strike

    • @t.rellis834
      @t.rellis834 18 днів тому

      Ironically a ton of it was ex German weaponry, like K98's re chambered in 7.61 Nato

  • @andreiiancu2501
    @andreiiancu2501 Рік тому +4

    Finaly a good take on Israel

  • @ProWalter2
    @ProWalter2 2 роки тому +5

    Real talk tho, Israel getting a dub out of the 6 Day War and claiming the Sinai pinninsula is a major achievement considering it was a 5v1 difference

    • @tipshaun3630
      @tipshaun3630 2 роки тому +7

      Technically 3v1 since the Saudis and the Iraqis didn't fully participate but only sent support troops

    • @ProWalter2
      @ProWalter2 2 роки тому +1

      @@tipshaun3630 ah good point, I had assumed they were directly involved since they sent military aid

    • @fightinglionenjoyer4503
      @fightinglionenjoyer4503 Рік тому +7

      More like an America v 5 difference

    • @fuzzytransmissionman
      @fuzzytransmissionman 4 місяці тому +3

      "Well when you dont play by the rules..."

  • @solomonomusic
    @solomonomusic 2 роки тому +6

    so much of this is so factually incorrect lol

  • @jwhis999
    @jwhis999 2 роки тому +6

    You can't organize an attack on a place if the place you're attacking is jamming all your communications. Then you just send in the fighter jets to pick off the confused groups of ground troops and tanks. They should make a video game called The 6 day war. P.S. I'm gay

  • @kennethbranson4711
    @kennethbranson4711 2 роки тому +1

    The Jews chose to go there, not the British. Gotta keep the gay history accurate.