Galactic Turncoats & Best Objects with a Handle - Episode 286 - Spitballers Comedy Show

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  • Опубліковано 2 чер 2024
  • On this hilarious episode, we weigh the merits of alien abductions, argue over food etiquette, answer life's pressing questions and wrap things up with a draft that honors the best objects with a handle.Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
    04:38 - Would You Rather?
    28:36 - That’s A Great Question
    46:30 -Best Things with a Handle
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  • @Jerm408502
    @Jerm408502 2 місяці тому +7

    Mike is 100% right about waiting to eat. Why would I ask someone else if I can have their permission to eat my food. Ridiculous. So it's better for both of us to be unhappy? If you want to eat at the exact same time then tell the waiter to bring the dishes out at the same time. Don't expect me to wait until my dish is cold or ask permission, it's the restaurants fault, not mine.

    • @atticustibbs2415
      @atticustibbs2415 2 місяці тому

      Tell me you’re 18 without telling me

    • @catchmybreak
      @catchmybreak Місяць тому +2

      I also agree 100% and am 31 lol idk anyone else who waits either I'm not superior to anyone else so why should I expect someone to eat their food on my terms

    • @patrickkilduff5272
      @patrickkilduff5272 22 дні тому

      ...and this is why you don't get asked out to dinner

  • @michaelanderson8953
    @michaelanderson8953 2 місяці тому +3

    Jason’s face during the suitcase moving was amazing. 😂

  • @JS-rc4fg
    @JS-rc4fg 2 місяці тому +6

    @ 20:35 did mike say " i error on the side of an over abundance of commas"? instead of "err" on the side

  • @kscar363
    @kscar363 2 місяці тому +2

    Black shirt gang! Also surprised Jason didn't draft himself and his glorious love handles.

  • @buddhadickson4309
    @buddhadickson4309 2 місяці тому +3

    Good morning gang!

  • @tylermartin9697
    @tylermartin9697 2 місяці тому +3

    The real answer for the thing Jason would beat everyone at is easy guys... metals

  • @lrfixit
    @lrfixit Місяць тому

    Great show! Laughed so hard my ribs hurt!

  • @jeremysnelson8177
    @jeremysnelson8177 2 місяці тому +5

    Wait did Andy order at burger at a Mexican restaurant? 🤔😧

  • @notanexpert522
    @notanexpert522 2 місяці тому +2

    Fumbled the orca problem. Orcas have never attacked a human in open water. Question is super easy and it isn't the cockroaches.

  • @sabel1039
    @sabel1039 2 місяці тому

    Watching the show is the only way to go

  • @gabrielcoggins2204
    @gabrielcoggins2204 2 місяці тому +2

    Best part of my Monday!

  • @jordantremblay9396
    @jordantremblay9396 2 місяці тому +1

    Didn’t know how much I needed this until last week. Thanks guys

  • @BlackDoveWar
    @BlackDoveWar 2 місяці тому +1

    mike is correct when it comes to the waiting of food

  • @Stardawg21
    @Stardawg21 2 місяці тому +1

    Unless you're in Sea World, take the Orca

  • @bktenn29
    @bktenn29 2 місяці тому +2

    1. Mini gun
    2. Chainsaw
    3. Motorcycle
    4. Handlebar mustache

    • @namesandmanes
      @namesandmanes 2 місяці тому +2

      I was totally waiting for someone to draft mustache!

    • @ryancole7376
      @ryancole7376 2 місяці тому +1

      That’s a great combo of picks lol

  • @carsonreed9408
    @carsonreed9408 2 місяці тому +1

    Owl in the thumbnail 😍

  • @giraffesauce4561
    @giraffesauce4561 2 місяці тому

    10:38 “If there is a world in the future where I am on a ship and I have to abduct ANOTHER alien…” This suggests that Jason has either abducted aliens before, or he is an alien!

  • @moogie7494
    @moogie7494 2 місяці тому +2

    The 1.01 was just doors. That covers so many options.

  • @TyPing3009
    @TyPing3009 2 місяці тому +1

    Door being undrafted is a terrible oversight

  • @quesothekid9725
    @quesothekid9725 2 місяці тому +1

    Mikes confidence in completely wrong info is insane.

    • @catchmybreak
      @catchmybreak Місяць тому +1

      You can tell he doesn't like to admit when he's wrong lol

  • @dakotatheplumber1287
    @dakotatheplumber1287 2 місяці тому

    I assumed Mike would have chosen a coffee mug for something with a handle since he picked it up while in the draft.

  • @michaelfilley5138
    @michaelfilley5138 26 днів тому

    Freshen up on your documentaries and you'll quickly realize Aliens are the 1000% way to go

  • @robertrecotta6971
    @robertrecotta6971 2 місяці тому

    FYI fellas. There has never been an incident of wild orcas attacking human beings. You'd be terrified, but safe.

  • @michaeldymzarov5078
    @michaeldymzarov5078 2 місяці тому

    I had a friend that took kids out of their beds at night, with their parent's permission, to take them to military camp/school or rehab. It's real.

  • @ryanbozzo1161
    @ryanbozzo1161 2 місяці тому

    Toilet and smoker/grill were missed in the draft

  • @xclusive1987
    @xclusive1987 2 місяці тому

    Can’t believe Mike literally chose the specific thing that I picked to face 100 random people in. If you’re ever in the Philly area and want to settle who the best is, let me know.

  • @tresnalder2149
    @tresnalder2149 2 місяці тому

    Did Jason just draft a Prius at 1.01?! 😮

  • @Plan__B
    @Plan__B 2 місяці тому

    Jason should've drafted metal 😁

  • @thomasknauff6939
    @thomasknauff6939 2 місяці тому

    Thought Jason might take the handicapped stall in the draft.

  • @domasks8851
    @domasks8851 2 місяці тому

    You cant HANDLE the truth!

  • @robiapicca5967
    @robiapicca5967 2 місяці тому

    Jason's 101 not being the fridge was depressing...

  • @justinstatzer7924
    @justinstatzer7924 2 місяці тому

    Twitter Handles in a box with wheels?

  • @J.bananas
    @J.bananas 2 місяці тому +2

    Please do that draft of societal norms that nake no sense

  • @ethanmcclelland4872
    @ethanmcclelland4872 2 місяці тому

    That scat was amazing.

  • @KevinSkocypec
    @KevinSkocypec 2 місяці тому

    I

  • @kacenmartin8821
    @kacenmartin8821 2 місяці тому

    Glad I'm a bratwurst.. nice. Lmao

  • @quesothekid9725
    @quesothekid9725 2 місяці тому +11

    Orcas have never killed humans in the wild. Thought this was common knowledge.
    Edit: added "humans"

    • @a_wretch_like_me9665
      @a_wretch_like_me9665 2 місяці тому

      Yeah there's never been a recorded human death by orca in the wild. Not saying it's never happened, but it's never been proven in the wild.

    • @Plan__B
      @Plan__B 2 місяці тому +2

      Killed or killed humans?... swish

    • @quesothekid9725
      @quesothekid9725 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Plan__B humans. Lol good catch...

    • @kacenmartin8821
      @kacenmartin8821 2 місяці тому

      What? They literally play volleyball with seals...

    • @jabrooks1989
      @jabrooks1989 2 місяці тому

      Then why are they called “killer whales” lol

  • @larrymontoya929
    @larrymontoya929 2 місяці тому

    Hey I need some help from the spitballers or hopefully the ducers see this, I’m trying to rewatch an old funny episode but I cannot find it. I’m looking for the one where they play 2 truths and a lie and they talk about the CEO of food for the poor, Robin Mahfood😂 Any help?

    • @bingley_music
      @bingley_music Місяць тому

      Robin Mafood was a legendary episode lol. I feel like that one was in the 100s

  • @robiapicca5967
    @robiapicca5967 2 місяці тому

    It's impolite to start eating your food before the whole table's meals come out (unless it's gonna take several minutes and they're like "don't wait" or something, or if you ask if they mind)... if somebody's running late to that meal, you don't sit down, order, and eat your meal before they show up? You typically wait for them to show up and then order (drinks aside)

  • @dakotatheplumber1287
    @dakotatheplumber1287 2 місяці тому

    Wonder if Mike has ever wondered what fish would smell like if women didn't swim...

  • @quesothekid9725
    @quesothekid9725 2 місяці тому

    Mike being unable to understand basic human politeness is insane

  • @bradyoung1637
    @bradyoung1637 2 місяці тому

    Car shouldn't count

  • @therancidpizzabox2977
    @therancidpizzabox2977 2 місяці тому

    Mike’s take on societal norms is wack. It might be arbitrary, but it’s respectful.

    • @spudmuffin2744
      @spudmuffin2744 2 місяці тому +2

      Asking why we do things the way we do is a necessary exercise. Mike might have his issues, but I don't think he's so off-base with questioning norms.

    • @catchmybreak
      @catchmybreak Місяць тому +1

      ​@@spudmuffin2744 exactly lol societal norms most of the time DON'T make sense it's scary that we all participate blindly