I knew a lady who stole a dog. The people hadn't been in their yard, were away, for three days and the dog was chained up with no nourishment. So she waited until night, wore dark clothes, and took it. It went to a foster and did find a good furever home.
I wouldn't consider that stealing a dog, I would call it liberating a dog to better living conditions!😅❤😅🎉 Tell the lady Thank you if you see her again, I hate people who mistreat animals.
@@deniseeulert2503 I worked for a veterinarian for 2 1/2 years while I was in college. The saddest mistreatment I saw was from the vet himself. There were women who dyed theor hair often and had their dogs and cats dyed to match their hair color. A few of these women would do this 2-3 times a month. I don't k ow how they didn't have skin leisons like the animals ended up with. I asked the vet why/how he could do this. His response was that it was easy money as he charged them twice the cost of what a beauty salon charged for the women's dye job. I left the job when he wanted me to dye the pets as part of my job duties.
@@sarahbauer5593 Report that Vet to Animal Control and the State Medical Ethics Board for Animal Abuse ASAP!!! There is no excuse for that ESPECIALLY since they're likely using hair dye formulated for HUMAN HAIR on Animals...I have never heard of Hair Dye for animals...cosmetics to colour the animal's fur on a temporary basis sure, but they wash out the moment the fur gets wet and are made from non-toxic, food safe ingredients in case the animal licks the fur...
@@sarahbauer5593 Good for you! I've been blessed that the vets I have taken my pets to have been wonderful. I have been taking my cats and dogs to the current ver for thirty five years.
So the guy at the convenience store said she looked too young to work there but wanted her to go home with him hummm???? 🤨🤨🤨🤨. Call the cops on that creep.
Yeah, I got majorly squicked by that whole thing, I think I'd prefer an actual Karen would have been preferred, you've heard of 'Man or Bear' now get ready for 'Man or Karen'
Story 1 - I agree OP should’ve focused more on herself after that accident and not rushed to work, especially if her client is ‘one of those’ clients that’s never satisfied with anything and has to complain about everything.
Exactly, if she had told me I had to be there I would be going "No, I just had an accident, you demand me once more to be in I will fire you as a client and make sure police are at the salon to remove you from the building should you turn up."
The story about neighbor "Brittany" parking her car in front of OP's house reminded me of something that happened 22 years ago. I had just moved into a second floor apartment in a duplex in the downtown part of a city with my 4-month-old and a roommate. There were 2 parking places (1 for us and 1 for the downstairs couple). The lady in the house next door kept parking in our spot. She didn't have a parking place of her own, but she could have parked on the street. We usually just parked on the street in front of our house, until there was the annual music festival a few blocks away. I came home from running errands and found the lady was parked in our spot again. Thanks to the festival, the closest place to park was 3 blocks away. I had to carry my baby in the car seat, her diaper bag, my purse, and 6 bags of groceries the 3 blocks and up the flight of stairs. I was hurting by the time I got in. Talking to the lady before never helped. Later, I left to picked up my roommate from work (we shared the car). When we got home, the lady was still in our spot. Since the festival ended and people were leaving, we parked in front. Once in the house, I told my roommate about what happened earlier. She grabbed the keys and said, "I'll be right back." A few minutes later, she returns to say goodnight and went to bed. My baby and I went to bed as well. Shortly before midnight, we get a banging on the door. Turns out, my roomie parked her car sideways behind neighbor lady's car. She needed to get to work. My roommate said through the door, "Sorry, we're sleeping now." Lady banged on the door again. I said, "Please stop, my baby is sleeping." She left. Next day, we moved the car to the street for a while, giving the lady a chance to get her car. She never parked there again.
Right?! Like how can anyone think the biggest ah isnt op she cheated in the pest then lied to her future husband because she knew it would make him uncomfortable.
I wouldn't have given her a chance to explain that far into the relationship either. She knew cheating was a hot button topic for her ex and chose not to tell them much earlier in the relationship. Her brother is not technically an AH as he was playing by the rules of never have I ever I myself would have given her an ultimatum you tell them or I will.
Story 3 - I’m not gonna lie I was getting worried for OP when ‘Bill’ asked her to go with him to his truck. MAJOR Red Flags there! I’m also surprised that OP’s dad didn’t stop and confronted Bill.
That story had so many facets of wrongdoing in a single story, while being so short, it's disturbing. Especially with the line where OP said she's underage to begin with and looks even younger without makeup. The story was a fireworks show of only red flags. That bloke should have been reported to law enforcement and probably belongs on a list. Even dad showed some disturbing actions, unless OP didn't get the unhinged details across at the moment. I'd think a father of an underage teenager would be more on the ball if their kid had a frightening experience of such a nature. All of the hinted at parts are really concerning. Hopefully, OP is OK.
Last story: I used to do landscaping for a living... planting that kind of bamboo is *nuke* level revenge; getting rid of it takes YEARS, if you even CAN do it!
That's a reply to the second to last story, but otherwise, you're correct in that. Using a treelike plant that grows like grass, as it's actually a grass, must be done with care. Thanks to Mythbusters, I've confirmed that it was used as a torture device in ancient China, using the speed it grows with.
Last story: I don't know why everyone defending OP and jumping at her EX. OP KNEW how her EX feels about cheating, she should've told him WAY before. He dumped her not because of her "dumb mistake as a teen, everyone does those, amirite", he dumped her because she HID it from him.
Exactly. Now, would it be healthy if (the now ex-)BF got some therapy to deal with the hurt his other ex got him in? Absolutely. But OP was frankly stupid for keeping something a secret that she knew would blow up in her face when it would inevitably come out some day, but would hurt all the more when it didn't come from her.
When's a good time to tell your SO about a stupid mistake you know they will automatically condemn you for? Have you told your spouse about every embarrassing thing you've done in your life? It's one thing to keep a secret that actually has a bearing on your life together. It's entirely different not to share something that is way in the past and has no bearing on your life with them
@@FirstIsa when would be a good time to tell, well, idk, maybe when it's FIRST CAME UP IN A CONVERSATION?! And yes, i would tell my SO that i did a mistake in the past 100 %, it's called RESPECT. And her secret clearly has a bearing on her life, he DUMPED her. Just because YOU deemed her secret unimportant, doesn't mean that it was for her EX and she KNEW that. Don't put on a pikachu surprise face when it blows up. And let me tell you, a relationship built on lies and secrets is doomed to fail.
@@mother.nothingness her "I really hate cheaters" "I kinda cheated on my highschool boyfriend of a few months a decade ago" "fuck you whore gtfo my life" The problem here isn't her keeping secrets, it's him being quick to judge.
Im very disappointed in fluff for saying the Ex is at fault. She cheated in her past and saw it as no big deal and not important to tell her fiance. If anything that's a sign that she would do it again. And calling it a dumb teenage mistake like it's no big deal. Another red flag. The Ex did good seeing the red flags and leaving. Cheating is a big deal even if wasn't on the Ex and in this case it was about OP mishandling it.
Story 5 - OP did the right thing in gifting his old computer to the family that needed it rather than giving it to his bratty cousin. At least the neighbors kids will make great use of it.
I started snickering when the cousin was whining that he wanted a computer for gaming and thought a Macbook would be better than a PC that was only a few years old, and that OP was mainly getting rid of simply because he didn't have room for it. Any game that would run on a Macbook would also run on a slightly old PC, as long as it wasn't one of those $250 Walmart jobs.
The thing about bamboo is that it's very difficult to dig up. It's like grass, but made of wood, so it forms a layer of roots wherever it's growing, making digging it up quite difficult on your own.
And the Species of Bamboo in the Runner Family (like what OP planted) spread by sending out shoots underground (called Runners of course) and if you miss digging up even one of those frigging runners, the Bamboo WILL sprout again and start spreading until it finally encounters some form of barrier the runners can't penetrate... The ONLY 100% guaranteed way to get rid of Running Bamboo from your yard is to yank every single stalk out, then bring in either a front end loader or an excavator and scoop up every speck of the top 12-15 inches of soil in the yard and haul it away for decontamination and disposal then trucking in clean topsoil to replace it with and then spreading grass seed or laying sod...and if the Bamboo encroached from a neighbour's yard, then before laying in the new clean topsoil, you must install Root barrier at the edge of the yard to keep the Bamboo out... Not even burning it will get rid of the damn stuff because the flames only burn the stalks that are above ground, they never touch the underground roots and runners so after the fire dies out, the Bamboo just starts sprouting all over again...salting the earth will kill it off but it'll also keep you from ever growing grass or other plants there too...
@@AeonTrespassField Saying happy holiday to kwanzaa is like to saying happy holiday to scientology. Both are founded with sinister motives. Scientology was founded by L. Ron Hubbard to (as he admitted himself in interview) collect money from donations. Kwanzaa was founded by FBI to stir discontents between blacks and whites citizens, in turn make the necessity for increased FBI fundings.
The one where they took the cat... sounds more like the cat decided they had a new family which loved it... And they didn't have any braincells for not even knowing all the states!
There is a surprisingly large number of people, even in the government, who think New Mexico is Old Mexico and they can get wildly stupid and obnoxious and obstructive about it
Even though they're deceptively edited, the videos of US citizens being asked questions about US geography and history have somewhat confirmed my disdain towards the US educational system. I'm at the point where it doesn't surprise me anymore. It just adds to the tally of confirmed cases.
@@kholdanstaalstorm6881 I actually went to a decent school in the Midwest and all we were taught about Mexico was how terrible they are when it comes to defending their territory from Imperialists. After school got out, our President taught me that Mexico was where drugs and rapists are imported into the US and that's why we need to deport Mexicans back to Mexico.
Two ~toddlers from a neighbor (who was renting) start playing in my yard. We were okay with the kids, not their fault, till we had to work and they tried to play in the house. Suddenly the kids "baby sitter" (~11 yr old sibling) says it was illegal for us to go to work and called the cops. We explain we own our house, never met the parents or the kids (don't know any of their names), but we weren't going to turn away the kids that obviously didn't have supervision away. The parents tried to blame it on the sibling...but being 11 the cops obviously turn to the parents and get CPS involved. Some adult parents obviously never grew up. It was sad but I hope the best for the little ones. I don't have a lot of hope for the 11 yr old to get better.
Disgusting behavior! A real babysitter is someone who is old enough, *and* chooses to do the job rather than having it forced on them. Dumping your kids on your neighbors is bad enough, but *parentification is abuse, bordering on slavery!* There is a reason it's illegal (in British Columbia, at least) for siblings to babysit.
In regards to security lights. We live in a flag lot. That means we live in the center of the block no large property with roughly about 13 neighbors backyard surrounding us. We have a security light that automatically goes on to illuminate our parking area. One day, two of our neighbors paid us to visit explaining that the security light was lighting up their backyards and if there was something I could do about it. I immediately constructed a box that block the light. The neighbor that came over to thank me for doing this told me that he had no idea that his backyard was so dark and that he now has to put in a light for security. He was pretty good natured and grateful that I had put the effort to quickly solve the problem. Bottom line, be good to your neighbors they know where you live.
The video of the person who's neighbor called in a complaint about OP running their garbage disposal.... dont feel bad. I had a downstairs neighbor knocking on my door Christmas day last year because she claimed we'd be stomping around for hours, and she heard me flush my toilet. 😂 I admit...I flushed. Though I deny the stomping all day as we'd only gotten home an hour before. Some ppl are wacky. Lol
Story 4 - OP’s grandma reminds me of my Great Aunt, she pulled the same kinda crap on my 2nd cousin when my Great Uncle was in Hospice. After he passed away, my cousin moved out ASAP. I hope OP packed his belongings and NEVER returned.
❤❤❤❤❤I am so tired of hearing from my 11 year old that she wants DarkFloof everyday and there is nothing new... finally she can shush... Let's Dive In!
IKR I was devastated when he stopped uploading daily. It took me ages to find Mark Narrations for my daily fix (coz majority can’t compare) plus Darkfluff as my bonus.
@@KatieB33 I have a few recommendations! rslash tends to cover darker material at times but is a go-to. if you like HOA stories, Ripe is really good; he also starts/ends every video with footage of his two adorable cats. DrHallowed tends to be super dark creepy stuff and is an AI voice but it's a nice one. Rufus Read It is decent enough, not my go-to, but if it pops up I will listen. These three are in recommendation order... Fluff is my favorite of the five I listen to regularly. There was another but they stopped being recommended to me and I'm blanking on who it was, the guy had a GLORIOUS mustache and such a big personality, if anyone remembers him please let me know.
Last story. Op is the ONLY asshole. She KNEW her fiancé didn't like ppl cheating and she didn't disclose it I the beginning. Her brother just played a game and wasn't trying to be malicious. Her ex fiance stood his ground and to his principles ESPECIALLY after she didn't say sometimes that she knew was important to him.
New Mexico is part of Mexico??? That's about as bright as the guy upset with the election results saying he is going to leave the country by moving to Hawaii.
Also, it should be legal requirement for them to know a the difference between Native American and Mexican especially in a state where there are a lot of native Americans and they should know that California used to be a part of Mexico
I remember I did a report in history about our country ( usa) and how it shaped from the colonies to 50 states. 1 guy said ( in regards to the current shape of country and state borders) that I got Tennessee and Kentucky wrong. They are a lot shorter. I responded with: look at the map that’s behind you that has been on that wall all year and tell me how Kentucky and Tennessee are too small. He actually got up and looked. Realized he was wrong, but refused to admit it. He slammed his chair and got reprimanded for that. The teacher said: so you’re going to slam things for being proven wrong or are you going to behave? Make a choice. He was silent. Though senior year he made the genius decision that 1 dollar is worth 2 quarters, a dime, and 4 Batman symbols
Story 6 - OP is Definitely NTA nor is she Entitled. What her fiancée and his family did was cruel and makes them the Aholes. I hope OP took all the gifts that she brought back and returned them.
Wow, sounds upsetting. Perhaps she might have said something along the lines of “oh, thank you, but, did you save the receipt? This is obviously not my size, so I’ll have to return it to get the right size.” Or “Aunt Sally just got me one in this color, do you have the receipt so I might exchange it for a different color?” Or “I know you all studied up and found I use charcoal in my sketches, but, didn’t anyone tell you, if you want your portraits done, I’d need some canvases as well?” Or “Ahh, our wood and pellet stove doesn’t take coal. So kind that you want us to be warm for the winter, but … you shaved the receipts so we could get pellets instead, right? I mean, since you obviously don’t want us to have to cuddle naked together for warmth, right?”
OP is not NTA at all, "Dan" and his family are for assuming it'd be funny to gift coal to her. Which, in my opinion, would be considered to be gifts for "bad girls" and "bad boys."
NTA. I feel like the non-a**hole thing to do would've been for Dan to tell his partner about the tradition BEFORE the event. It might've ended way differently. Still kind of a sh*tty thing to do to someone.
@@tmntfangirl4700 OP definitely is TA. And the REASON is because she thinks she is above a tradition that everyone else went through. She doesn't deserve to be exempt when everyone else had to go through it too.
I live in a place that never gets snow but you think my Christmas could be hot is absolutely bizarre. 2 days ago it was 84° F and I hated it to the Core
Pools, swingsets, climbing frames, trampolines, whatever on your property, do not ever ever ever let random children have access to them. You're just begging for a lawsuit.
IKR? The OP is obviously unaware of the Attractive Nuisance Doctrine, which holds that a property owner can be held liable for injuries to children who trespass if they have some sort of object on that property that could be attractive to children. Some states follow the Restatement of Torts standard, which places five conditions that must be met for the owner to be liable. One is that the owner knows or has reason to believe that children are likely to trespass in order to get near the attractive thing. Another is that the owner fails to use reasonable care to eliminate the danger to protect any children who would trespass. Having a climbing wall on an unfenced piece of property near a popular public ski resort isn't exactly preventing children from trespassing or even knowing they're trespassing.
I was a 5th grade teacher in a Catholic school. My male students were having a contest to see who could pee out the window from the bathroom. Well, the bishop for the Diocese was visiting the various school in the Diocese. Yes, the bishop was walking under that window one day during bathroom break and you know what happens. Well, the school never had a detention policy until the bishop started one and those boys were the first ones to be sent to it. That ended the competition and male teachers were required to be in the bathroom during breaks. We had 6 male teachers who had to assume the duty schedule.
“Mow the neighbors brush” I had my eyes closed, just listening to the stories… but this… THIS caught my attention for a moment You see, there is the issue with the innuendo…
I would definitely do 4 days of yardwork from 8am-8pm just to piss off a Karen neighbor. But then again, I'm a landscaper, so that would be nothing to me. LOL 😂✌️🤠 Bring it on Karen's of the world!!!
Most of the time criminals won't crash the funeral but they will find out where the deceased had lived and search out where their relatives live. While everyone is at the funeral thieves are ransacking their homes!
Hair stylist story: I'd have point blank told her "NO" over the phone and also told her that if she didn't like it she was free to take her business elsewhere. And considering you were looking to get rid of her as a client, why didn't you? 7-11 vs Bill story: Among other things I think Bill was angling for free gas all along. Hope he was on the side of the road because he ran out. Coal story: NTA! But Dan and his family are huge ones. A small box of chocolates, $5 or $10 gift cards, even a bag of warm socks would be better gifts that don't take much effort and won't humiliate someone. I hop OP broke up with Dan because he didn't even give her a head's up.
S1: Clients like that are NOT worth it, especially if you are doing it for a reduced rate. Knowing when to fire a bad client is just as important as knowing when to fire a bad employee, vendor, or contractor.
"Hello client? I've just been in a major car accident, my car is totalled and I won't be able to do your hair today, you'll have to have someone else do it or I might be able to fit you in, in the next day or two. I can't talk any more, the police need to talk to me". Then hang up and turn your phone off.
Way long ago when Hawaii had just been added to the Union, my Mother went into a store and asked if they took Hawaiian money and was told no, they didn’t take an6 foreign currency. She had to argue with the manager about this, he agreed with the cashier that they didn’t take foreign currency. Some people just don’t know their own country.
If food with rat poison in was found, due to previous actions, Karen could be facing attempted murder charges. It would look like she tried to get 'revenge' on the HOA by poisoning the whole neighbourhood.
I might have been tempted to "accidentally" drop some of the coal on the furniture and/or carpet. Of course, I'd be very apologetic and flustered. But the more flustered I got, the more clumsy it would make me.
2nd OP: I rented a room from an old lady like that. She made me sign a contract that I'd clean her house and take care of her yard. She even made me water for 2 hours after walking a mile up the hill to our house in the summer after work. She told me I had an unusual odor and tried to make me pay for a nonexistent stain on her couch from setting my pan down on it to eat in front of the tv. She threatened to sue me too. She died recently. Good riddance.
last story: "how dare you speak the truth?" op ruined her life when she cheated and tried to hide it. "it was a stupid mistake from the past" - said everyone that did anything wrong, ever. i was never cheated on and i would think a lot if i ever would want to be with a cheater. but a one that hides their past? hell no. no way. nope. out. that is clear deceptive behaviour and it clearly is not just a "past" thing. op is the sole ah in this story. nobody that says the truth can be ah. nobody that nopes out on a cheater can be an ah.
I'm up at 3am my time, brining a turkey for Christmas dinner, and this extra long episode has been wonderfully distracting in the best way 😁 Thank you so much, and happy holidays!
you know, the coal story could easily have been remedied with, on the way there, the fiance saying "Hey, just so you know, my family has a tradition for new members of gifting coal to the newcomer. It's something of a fun bonding experience. Don't worry, they gift better in later years." That way it doesn't sound like a mean prank
@@zshimadaNo either is shitty behavior. Especially when she went through all the trouble buying gifts they wanted. She should’ve been forwarned prior to buying the gifts so she could’ve walked in empty handed.
Lol.. the neighbors who cut the 2" of hose because they thought they were Mexican cartel? So they were willing dye horrifically over 2" of hose? They sound SUPER smart 😄
If the Neighbour's Light is shining directly into your home and is a nuisance and they refuse to change where it shines, you can Sue them in Small Claims Court for Harassment Interfering with the Enjoyment of your Home and ask the Court to Order them to either alter it so it no longer shines into your Property and/or Home... And if they refuse to obey the Court Order, you can notify the Court that the Neighbour has refused to Obey the Court Order and they can Hold them in Contempt of Court and Fine and/or Jail them until they Obey the Order...alternatively, they can send a City Work Crew to remove the offending light from the Neighbour's Home and the cost of that Work Crew to the Neighbour's Property Tax Bill...
Merry Christmas Fluff, Steveo and all. And to our brothers and sister Happy Hunnakah and Happy Kwanza. Also Fluff how's about a discord for us to go to lol
Story one... I'd tell her, "you pay me full price and only one toner application, or you will NOT like the hairstyle you get, and it'll take awhile to grow out!" 😡 Coal story.... I dearly hope OP made that AH an EXBF. 🤨
My previous neighbor, had two dogs. They'd let their dogs crap on my front lawn ALL the time. It was ALWAYS right on that side near my garden. The garden died because the a*hole went and stomped on my plants because of the "bees" that were buzzing around and he was scared of them. He also tossed trash on my yard, put his garbage bags on my yard and all sorts of lovely goodness. I never put up with it. First time I saw stuff I'd ask him to clean it up and keep it on his side, but that was apparently too much. So I would go out with a shovel, daily, and chuck every single bit back onto his yard. I made sure it was a HUGE mess every time. Did it stop him from making my yard a mess? Nope. What stopped him was the cameras I eventually put up to prove it was him.
I had a "friend" that had read all the Harry Potter books while I was watching the movies, because I didn't own the books. He was couch surfing with me. I had only seen the first 3 or 4 of the movies. I HATE SPOILERS! I flat-out told him not to spoil anything I haven't seen yet. Immediately he comments about Harry and Ginney getting married! Obviously, I hadn't gotten that far! That's when I told him to get the f*ck out! This idiot had the NERVE to act surprised! I literally told you less 2min ago not to and you did it anyway.
Last story: I'm firmly with Hunter on this one. I would have dumped her too. I've been cheated on before, I knew people who cheated, and I learned if a person has cheated on somebody else they will likely cheat on you, too. You aren't going to be the exception. All Hunter did was save himself from more heartache. And I don't believe OP's excuses. How do you cheat by "mistake?" You knew it was wrong and chose to do it anyway. I don't believe she learned her lesson, that she's ashamed she cheated, nor that she never did it again. Cheaters are liars.
@7:20 OP really should have said to the cashier "I'm 15 years old and this pervert tried to put his hands on me and drag me outside" Then let the pervert explain his way out of it. @14:53 Personally after the entitled refusal I would have told them that since the kid didn't want it I gave it away to someone else so it's already gone now. Snooze & lose :)
When you're a bouncer, or security for a bar, taphouse, or roadhouse, the enitial rule is, when somebody is rude to you, be nice, when they get violent, that's the time to get physical, "I want you to be nice, until it's time, not to be nice"
My thoughts on the last story is definitely that ESH. But OP sucks for keeping that from him in the first place! This should have been a conversation that was had long before they got engaged. I’m betting he would have never proposed if he had known and she could have been shot of him before it got this serious.. She led him on and that’s unfair in any situation, even if he is a massive AH he might have been more understanding at the start of their relationship. I honestly don’t blame him for leaving since this clearly shattered the image he had of her! I mean, what was that cheating conversation like when they had it before this point?
Some people are really weird about funeral cloths. My dad wouldn’t let me go to his moms funeral because I didn’t own any formal cloths. As a teenager. Under his care.
Last story: Where's the "once a cheater, always a cheater" energy? That's what every Redditor screams when (usually male) people post about a point in their life where they cheated, even if it was decades ago.
Last story: OP is also an a-hole because they didn't already confess to the cheating before. I think OP is missing the point. I don't think the fiancé dumped her for cheating ten years before, I think he dumped her for LYING about it to him for years. Lying by omission about something incredibly important to him. If she'd confessed to the teenage blunder as soon as she learned about his trauma with cheating she would have proved she was open and honest and takes responsibility for her past actions. If he still dumped her then, then that's on his head and he's a little weird, but at least OP wouldn't be devastated for losing a fiancé and a years long relationship.
I've seen people try to 'police' a funeral. Somehow they believe if you don't go to the funeral and they do, it means THEY get everything the person left, will be damned. Not sure how but a LOT of people seem to think this is "the way"
the not picking up after your dog doesn't fly in the UK. In the UK, the fine for dog fouling can range from £80 to £1,000. PER POO. Authorities can DNA sample the poo AND forcibly sample your dog to tie the two together. 10 lumps of poo? that could be a 10k fine. Fail to pay? prison sentence. Imagine being in a cell "what are you in for?" "I murdered 6 people in a drug deal gone bad, what about you?" "I didn't pick up my dog's faeces...I'm basically your concubine now aren't I?"
When I was in elementary school, we had a section every so often called "One of Our 50 is Missing" where we got to learn about New Mexico. It's more than just Roswell. :)
Merry Christmas Fluff. I wake up every morning to see if you have uploaded another collection of stories, best part of my morning. I am always disappointed on the days you don't upload but DarkFluff needs his rest I guess. Thanks for sharing the stories you have found through the year as they have become my morning routine, podcasts while working or cleaning, and even old episodes as background noise that I put on to revisit some older stories. I would love to know what your favourite story of the year is. I woke up this morning to a long Christmas episode, that was nice. Have a good holidays. ps you really need a member section, would join that shit in a heartbeat.
Merry Christmas DarkFluff. Thank you for uploading an hour and a quarter video which has really made my day. I'm all alone for Christmas as no one in my family really cares or gives a damn about me. At least I've got some entertainment in the Reddit stories you narrate, and will be watching some of your older ones later.
Merry Christmas Fluff & Stevie boy this is my fourth Christmas with fluff thank you for making my bad days a little better, 4 years and still listening best story teller. Big fan.. Renee❤
A lot of people don't know this, but the one-way valve on vehicle tires is called a Schrader Valve. The valve core is separate from the valve stem and replaceable. With a wrench you can get online or at your local auto supply store, it can be removed. A gentleman of my acquaintance was having similar problems with his neighbors. Instead of causing expensive damage to his neighbors' vehicle, he simply removed the cores from all four valve stems and put the valve caps back on. But since he isn't a thief, he put the valve cores in a little baggie which he taped to the windshield. If I recall correctly, he also jacked up the back end of their rear wheel drive vehicle once, and placed a pre-cut block of wood under the differential. This left the rear tires maybe a quarter inch off the ground. Again, no damage, but the vehicle wasn't going anywhere. The neighbors assumed a transmission problem, and so had it towed to their mechanic. Who of course found nothing wrong. Heard that story over 30 years ago. It was a long-running neighborhood feud, with the nasty neighbors being publicly loud, rude and obnoxious, and my friend going full Ninja under cover of darkness. Wish I remembered more details. I do remember that (according to his version) my friend managed to gaslight some of the good neighbors into believing that the bad neighbors were doing all this stuff themselves so they could play the victim, and offered the fact that no expensive damage was ever done as proof.
Boss funeral would only have been better if The workers got left EVERYTHING in the womans will and EM got $1 with a message to "phone a taxi and f--- off forever"
My mom used to work for a Mexican airline. She got tired of the vast quantities of people calling in asking if they needed a passport for NEW Mexico. She eventually just started telling them yes they did.
I knew a lady who stole a dog. The people hadn't been in their yard, were away, for three days and the dog was chained up with no nourishment. So she waited until night, wore dark clothes, and took it. It went to a foster and did find a good furever home.
Good stolen dog story
I wouldn't consider that stealing a dog, I would call it liberating a dog to better living conditions!😅❤😅🎉 Tell the lady Thank you if you see her again, I hate people who mistreat animals.
@@deniseeulert2503 I worked for a veterinarian for 2 1/2 years while I was in college. The saddest mistreatment I saw was from the vet himself. There were women who dyed theor hair often and had their dogs and cats dyed to match their hair color. A few of these women would do this 2-3 times a month. I don't k ow how they didn't have skin leisons like the animals ended up with. I asked the vet why/how he could do this. His response was that it was easy money as he charged them twice the cost of what a beauty salon charged for the women's dye job. I left the job when he wanted me to dye the pets as part of my job duties.
@@sarahbauer5593 Report that Vet to Animal Control and the State Medical Ethics Board for Animal Abuse ASAP!!!
There is no excuse for that ESPECIALLY since they're likely using hair dye formulated for HUMAN HAIR on Animals...I have never heard of Hair Dye for animals...cosmetics to colour the animal's fur on a temporary basis sure, but they wash out the moment the fur gets wet and are made from non-toxic, food safe ingredients in case the animal licks the fur...
@@sarahbauer5593 Good for you! I've been blessed that the vets I have taken my pets to have been wonderful. I have been taking my cats and dogs to the current ver for thirty five years.
So the guy at the convenience store said she looked too young to work there but wanted her to go home with him hummm???? 🤨🤨🤨🤨. Call the cops on that creep.
I agree if she’s too young to work there then she’s too young for him to do whatever he was planning
I'm pretty sure he was a pedophile. She was very fortunate!
Strong Andrew Tate vibes. 🤮
Yeah, I got majorly squicked by that whole thing, I think I'd prefer an actual Karen would have been preferred, you've heard of 'Man or Bear' now get ready for 'Man or Karen'
Story 1 - I agree OP should’ve focused more on herself after that accident and not rushed to work, especially if her client is ‘one of those’ clients that’s never satisfied with anything and has to complain about everything.
Exactly, if she had told me I had to be there I would be going "No, I just had an accident, you demand me once more to be in I will fire you as a client and make sure police are at the salon to remove you from the building should you turn up."
I was wondering if she mightn’t have said “do you really think your hair will make up for your personality?”
😂😂😂 I mean.... life is hard when you're an absolute doormat
She should have fired that client ages ago!
The story about neighbor "Brittany" parking her car in front of OP's house reminded me of something that happened 22 years ago. I had just moved into a second floor apartment in a duplex in the downtown part of a city with my 4-month-old and a roommate. There were 2 parking places (1 for us and 1 for the downstairs couple). The lady in the house next door kept parking in our spot. She didn't have a parking place of her own, but she could have parked on the street. We usually just parked on the street in front of our house, until there was the annual music festival a few blocks away. I came home from running errands and found the lady was parked in our spot again. Thanks to the festival, the closest place to park was 3 blocks away. I had to carry my baby in the car seat, her diaper bag, my purse, and 6 bags of groceries the 3 blocks and up the flight of stairs. I was hurting by the time I got in. Talking to the lady before never helped. Later, I left to picked up my roommate from work (we shared the car). When we got home, the lady was still in our spot. Since the festival ended and people were leaving, we parked in front. Once in the house, I told my roommate about what happened earlier. She grabbed the keys and said, "I'll be right back." A few minutes later, she returns to say goodnight and went to bed. My baby and I went to bed as well. Shortly before midnight, we get a banging on the door. Turns out, my roomie parked her car sideways behind neighbor lady's car. She needed to get to work. My roommate said through the door, "Sorry, we're sleeping now." Lady banged on the door again. I said, "Please stop, my baby is sleeping." She left. Next day, we moved the car to the street for a while, giving the lady a chance to get her car. She never parked there again.
Doesn't sound like any kind of "lady" to me.
Last story, OP Knew Cheating was a big deal and Lied about it for the duration of the relationship.
Right?! Like how can anyone think the biggest ah isnt op she cheated in the pest then lied to her future husband because she knew it would make him uncomfortable.
@@RT15768 At that point its not about the cheating its about the lying
I wouldn't have given her a chance to explain that far into the relationship either. She knew cheating was a hot button topic for her ex and chose not to tell them much earlier in the relationship. Her brother is not technically an AH as he was playing by the rules of never have I ever I myself would have given her an ultimatum you tell them or I will.
Story 3 - I’m not gonna lie I was getting worried for OP when ‘Bill’ asked her to go with him to his truck. MAJOR Red Flags there! I’m also surprised that OP’s dad didn’t stop and confronted Bill.
Agreed, that "Bill" guy gave me serious Ted Bundy vibes.
That story had so many facets of wrongdoing in a single story, while being so short, it's disturbing.
Especially with the line where OP said she's underage to begin with and looks even younger without makeup.
The story was a fireworks show of only red flags.
That bloke should have been reported to law enforcement and probably belongs on a list.
Even dad showed some disturbing actions, unless OP didn't get the unhinged details across at the moment.
I'd think a father of an underage teenager would be more on the ball if their kid had a frightening experience of such a nature.
All of the hinted at parts are really concerning.
Hopefully, OP is OK.
The moment he asked her to come home with him I felt like the only thing to do would be to start screaming “pedo” at the top of your lungs.
Or at least call the police.
When I visited my grandma I asked if there was anything she needed done. Most times she just wanted me to sit and watch The Price is Right with her.❤
Last story: I used to do landscaping for a living... planting that kind of bamboo is *nuke* level revenge; getting rid of it takes YEARS, if you even CAN do it!
That's a reply to the second to last story, but otherwise, you're correct in that.
Using a treelike plant that grows like grass, as it's actually a grass, must be done with care.
Thanks to Mythbusters, I've confirmed that it was used as a torture device in ancient China, using the speed it grows with.
Last story: I don't know why everyone defending OP and jumping at her EX. OP KNEW how her EX feels about cheating, she should've told him WAY before. He dumped her not because of her "dumb mistake as a teen, everyone does those, amirite", he dumped her because she HID it from him.
Exactly. Now, would it be healthy if (the now ex-)BF got some therapy to deal with the hurt his other ex got him in? Absolutely. But OP was frankly stupid for keeping something a secret that she knew would blow up in her face when it would inevitably come out some day, but would hurt all the more when it didn't come from her.
When's a good time to tell your SO about a stupid mistake you know they will automatically condemn you for?
Have you told your spouse about every embarrassing thing you've done in your life?
It's one thing to keep a secret that actually has a bearing on your life together. It's entirely different not to share something that is way in the past and has no bearing on your life with them
@@FirstIsa when would be a good time to tell, well, idk, maybe when it's FIRST CAME UP IN A CONVERSATION?! And yes, i would tell my SO that i did a mistake in the past 100 %, it's called RESPECT. And her secret clearly has a bearing on her life, he DUMPED her. Just because YOU deemed her secret unimportant, doesn't mean that it was for her EX and she KNEW that. Don't put on a pikachu surprise face when it blows up.
And let me tell you, a relationship built on lies and secrets is doomed to fail.
@@mother.nothingness her "I really hate cheaters" "I kinda cheated on my highschool boyfriend of a few months a decade ago" "fuck you whore gtfo my life"
The problem here isn't her keeping secrets, it's him being quick to judge.
Im very disappointed in fluff for saying the Ex is at fault. She cheated in her past and saw it as no big deal and not important to tell her fiance. If anything that's a sign that she would do it again. And calling it a dumb teenage mistake like it's no big deal. Another red flag. The Ex did good seeing the red flags and leaving. Cheating is a big deal even if wasn't on the Ex and in this case it was about OP mishandling it.
Story 5 - OP did the right thing in gifting his old computer to the family that needed it rather than giving it to his bratty cousin. At least the neighbors kids will make great use of it.
I started snickering when the cousin was whining that he wanted a computer for gaming and thought a Macbook would be better than a PC that was only a few years old, and that OP was mainly getting rid of simply because he didn't have room for it.
Any game that would run on a Macbook would also run on a slightly old PC, as long as it wasn't one of those $250 Walmart jobs.
Regarding the car accident, OP needs to take the report and wave it under the nose of the cop who told her to "drive more carefully."
The thing about bamboo is that it's very difficult to dig up. It's like grass, but made of wood, so it forms a layer of roots wherever it's growing, making digging it up quite difficult on your own.
Weird fact: rice and bamboo are in grass family haha
@@ahha6304 I was going to say that bamboo isn't like grass, bamboo _is_ a type of grass.
And the Species of Bamboo in the Runner Family (like what OP planted) spread by sending out shoots underground (called Runners of course) and if you miss digging up even one of those frigging runners, the Bamboo WILL sprout again and start spreading until it finally encounters some form of barrier the runners can't penetrate...
The ONLY 100% guaranteed way to get rid of Running Bamboo from your yard is to yank every single stalk out, then bring in either a front end loader or an excavator and scoop up every speck of the top 12-15 inches of soil in the yard and haul it away for decontamination and disposal then trucking in clean topsoil to replace it with and then spreading grass seed or laying sod...and if the Bamboo encroached from a neighbour's yard, then before laying in the new clean topsoil, you must install Root barrier at the edge of the yard to keep the Bamboo out...
Not even burning it will get rid of the damn stuff because the flames only burn the stalks that are above ground, they never touch the underground roots and runners so after the fire dies out, the Bamboo just starts sprouting all over again...salting the earth will kill it off but it'll also keep you from ever growing grass or other plants there too...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan This is the kind I'm familiar with and hate with a passion. Like a big wooden blanket just under the dirt.
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan that's why Asians eat bamboo shoots haha
An hour and 18 minute video for Christmas?! Thank you Fluff! Merry Christmas 🩶
Nah, it's an early Chanukkah present.
@ well happy cHanukkah to you!😁
Yay!! Happy dance 👯♀️💃🏻🕺🏻🎉
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to everyone!
@@AeonTrespassField Saying happy holiday to kwanzaa is like to saying happy holiday to scientology. Both are founded with sinister motives.
Scientology was founded by L. Ron Hubbard to (as he admitted himself in interview) collect money from donations.
Kwanzaa was founded by FBI to stir discontents between blacks and whites citizens, in turn make the necessity for increased FBI fundings.
The one where they took the cat... sounds more like the cat decided they had a new family which loved it... And they didn't have any braincells for not even knowing all the states!
There is a surprisingly large number of people, even in the government, who think New Mexico is Old Mexico and they can get wildly stupid and obnoxious and obstructive about it
Even though they're deceptively edited, the videos of US citizens being asked questions about US geography and history have somewhat confirmed my disdain towards the US educational system.
I'm at the point where it doesn't surprise me anymore.
It just adds to the tally of confirmed cases.
There's a reason New Mexico is the only state that adds "USA" to its license plates...
"New Mexico is not a foreign country!" -Frank Tripp
@@kholdanstaalstorm6881 I actually went to a decent school in the Midwest and all we were taught about Mexico was how terrible they are when it comes to defending their territory from Imperialists. After school got out, our President taught me that Mexico was where drugs and rapists are imported into the US and that's why we need to deport Mexicans back to Mexico.
Merry Christmas to everyone. I needed to hear these stories.
Again
Yep... I'm 25 minutes in, and for now I've already heard of these. I guess it's a compilation.
Merry Christmas to you and your family also . God bless you. Stay safe and warm.
Two ~toddlers from a neighbor (who was renting) start playing in my yard. We were okay with the kids, not their fault, till we had to work and they tried to play in the house. Suddenly the kids "baby sitter" (~11 yr old sibling) says it was illegal for us to go to work and called the cops.
We explain we own our house, never met the parents or the kids (don't know any of their names), but we weren't going to turn away the kids that obviously didn't have supervision away. The parents tried to blame it on the sibling...but being 11 the cops obviously turn to the parents and get CPS involved.
Some adult parents obviously never grew up. It was sad but I hope the best for the little ones. I don't have a lot of hope for the 11 yr old to get better.
Disgusting behavior! A real babysitter is someone who is old enough, *and* chooses to do the job rather than having it forced on them. Dumping your kids on your neighbors is bad enough, but *parentification is abuse, bordering on slavery!* There is a reason it's illegal (in British Columbia, at least) for siblings to babysit.
In regards to security lights. We live in a flag lot. That means we live in the center of the block no large property with roughly about 13 neighbors backyard surrounding us. We have a security light that automatically goes on to illuminate our parking area.
One day, two of our neighbors paid us to visit explaining that the security light was lighting up their backyards and if there was something I could do about it. I immediately constructed a box that block the light. The neighbor that came over to thank me for doing this told me that he had no idea that his backyard was so dark and that he now has to put in a light for security. He was pretty good natured and grateful that I had put the effort to quickly solve the problem.
Bottom line, be good to your neighbors they know where you live.
The video of the person who's neighbor called in a complaint about OP running their garbage disposal.... dont feel bad.
I had a downstairs neighbor knocking on my door Christmas day last year because she claimed we'd be stomping around for hours, and she heard me flush my toilet. 😂
I admit...I flushed.
Though I deny the stomping all day as we'd only gotten home an hour before.
Some ppl are wacky. Lol
Story 4 - OP’s grandma reminds me of my Great Aunt, she pulled the same kinda crap on my 2nd cousin when my Great Uncle was in Hospice. After he passed away, my cousin moved out ASAP. I hope OP packed his belongings and NEVER returned.
❤❤❤❤❤I am so tired of hearing from my 11 year old that she wants DarkFloof everyday and there is nothing new... finally she can shush... Let's Dive In!
Hey Fluff will you be doing best stories of the year? Loved the last time you had one .🤔❤❤
IKR I was devastated when he stopped uploading daily. It took me ages to find Mark Narrations for my daily fix (coz majority can’t compare) plus Darkfluff as my bonus.
@@KatieB33 his voice is amazing and so soothing. She calls him Floof and is completely addicted to the reddit stories.
@@KatieB33 I have a few recommendations! rslash tends to cover darker material at times but is a go-to. if you like HOA stories, Ripe is really good; he also starts/ends every video with footage of his two adorable cats. DrHallowed tends to be super dark creepy stuff and is an AI voice but it's a nice one. Rufus Read It is decent enough, not my go-to, but if it pops up I will listen. These three are in recommendation order... Fluff is my favorite of the five I listen to regularly. There was another but they stopped being recommended to me and I'm blanking on who it was, the guy had a GLORIOUS mustache and such a big personality, if anyone remembers him please let me know.
@@tootietole9110is that what this is? I didn't know he did those. I couldn't figure out why it's over an hour. This is so cool.
Stevo effed up. There's some audio overlap around 22:00.
I don't think he edited the video himself but hired someone else to do it
Story 1 - I’m surprised the lady still even has hair with all those chemicals OP put on her hair.
Four is the limit, according to OP suggestion.
I'm surprised the entitled customer didn't walk out with a mullet.
Bill needs to be on a few lists
Last story.
Op is the ONLY asshole.
She KNEW her fiancé didn't like ppl cheating and she didn't disclose it I the beginning.
Her brother just played a game and wasn't trying to be malicious.
Her ex fiance stood his ground and to his principles ESPECIALLY after she didn't say sometimes that she knew was important to him.
New Mexico is part of Mexico??? That's about as bright as the guy upset with the election results saying he is going to leave the country by moving to Hawaii.
Most of these people that say that failed geography class
Also, it should be legal requirement for them to know a the difference between Native American and Mexican especially in a state where there are a lot of native Americans and they should know that California used to be a part of Mexico
*I remember that one!!! That was hilarious!!!* 🤣
I remember I did a report in history about our country ( usa) and how it shaped from the colonies to 50 states.
1 guy said ( in regards to the current shape of country and state borders) that I got Tennessee and Kentucky wrong. They are a lot shorter.
I responded with: look at the map that’s behind you that has been on that wall all year and tell me how Kentucky and Tennessee are too small.
He actually got up and looked. Realized he was wrong, but refused to admit it. He slammed his chair and got reprimanded for that. The teacher said: so you’re going to slam things for being proven wrong or are you going to behave? Make a choice.
He was silent.
Though senior year he made the genius decision that 1 dollar is worth 2 quarters, a dime, and 4 Batman symbols
8:54 - That right there is called "solicitation." I really do hope they called the cops because it was not his car he wanted 'cleaned.'
I really hope they called the cops.
Story 6 - OP is Definitely NTA nor is she Entitled. What her fiancée and his family did was cruel and makes them the Aholes. I hope OP took all the gifts that she brought back and returned them.
Wow, sounds upsetting. Perhaps she might have said something along the lines of “oh, thank you, but, did you save the receipt? This is obviously not my size, so I’ll have to return it to get the right size.” Or “Aunt Sally just got me one in this color, do you have the receipt so I might exchange it for a different color?” Or “I know you all studied up and found I use charcoal in my sketches, but, didn’t anyone tell you, if you want your portraits done, I’d need some canvases as well?” Or “Ahh, our wood and pellet stove doesn’t take coal. So kind that you want us to be warm for the winter, but … you shaved the receipts so we could get pellets instead, right? I mean, since you obviously don’t want us to have to cuddle naked together for warmth, right?”
OP is not NTA at all, "Dan" and his family are for assuming it'd be funny to gift coal to her. Which, in my opinion, would be considered to be gifts for "bad girls" and "bad boys."
@ Traditionally that’s what bad kids get for Christmas. What they did was just cruel
NTA. I feel like the non-a**hole thing to do would've been for Dan to tell his partner about the tradition BEFORE the event. It might've ended way differently. Still kind of a sh*tty thing to do to someone.
@@tmntfangirl4700 OP definitely is TA. And the REASON is because she thinks she is above a tradition that everyone else went through. She doesn't deserve to be exempt when everyone else had to go through it too.
Depending on the state, unwanted slaps to the butt could be sexual assault so that guy could end up with a legal SO designation for life.
SA
@@R_Rottluff Yes, but offender status, which follows you where ever you go forever.
@@walterstarr1588 lol, Take pride in that statement bud
Now that slander is on the table, I got a working relationship, and my parents love me. Go f yourseld
Macbook story - obviously the entitled apple didn't fall far from the entitled tree!
Sitting here In Australia on very hot Christmas Day laughing so hard at flavio the cat 😂😂😂😂 thanks fluff. Merry Christmas 🎄
I live in a place that never gets snow but you think my Christmas could be hot is absolutely bizarre. 2 days ago it was 84° F and I hated it to the Core
Pools, swingsets, climbing frames, trampolines, whatever on your property, do not ever ever ever let random children have access to them. You're just begging for a lawsuit.
IKR? The OP is obviously unaware of the Attractive Nuisance Doctrine, which holds that a property owner can be held liable for injuries to children who trespass if they have some sort of object on that property that could be attractive to children. Some states follow the Restatement of Torts standard, which places five conditions that must be met for the owner to be liable. One is that the owner knows or has reason to believe that children are likely to trespass in order to get near the attractive thing. Another is that the owner fails to use reasonable care to eliminate the danger to protect any children who would trespass. Having a climbing wall on an unfenced piece of property near a popular public ski resort isn't exactly preventing children from trespassing or even knowing they're trespassing.
I was a 5th grade teacher in a Catholic school. My male students were having a contest to see who could pee out the window from the bathroom. Well, the bishop for the Diocese was visiting the various school in the Diocese. Yes, the bishop was walking under that window one day during bathroom break and you know what happens. Well, the school never had a detention policy until the bishop started one and those boys were the first ones to be sent to it. That ended the competition and male teachers were required to be in the bathroom during breaks. We had 6 male teachers who had to assume the duty schedule.
“Mow the neighbors brush”
I had my eyes closed, just listening to the stories… but this… THIS caught my attention for a moment
You see, there is the issue with the innuendo…
I would definitely do 4 days of yardwork from 8am-8pm just to piss off a Karen neighbor. But then again, I'm a landscaper, so that would be nothing to me. LOL 😂✌️🤠 Bring it on Karen's of the world!!!
Some places noise ordinances begin at 7am.....
😂
*And I bet all the neighbors wanted to tick her off too!* So, they got their yards done, and made her miserable 🤭 lol
Most of the time criminals won't crash the funeral but they will find out where the deceased had lived and search out where their relatives live. While everyone is at the funeral thieves are ransacking their homes!
Hair stylist story: I'd have point blank told her "NO" over the phone and also told her that if she didn't like it she was free to take her business elsewhere. And considering you were looking to get rid of her as a client, why didn't you?
7-11 vs Bill story: Among other things I think Bill was angling for free gas all along. Hope he was on the side of the road because he ran out.
Coal story: NTA! But Dan and his family are huge ones. A small box of chocolates, $5 or $10 gift cards, even a bag of warm socks would be better gifts that don't take much effort and won't humiliate someone. I hop OP broke up with Dan because he didn't even give her a head's up.
They stole the cat, YES!
S1: Clients like that are NOT worth it, especially if you are doing it for a reduced rate. Knowing when to fire a bad client is just as important as knowing when to fire a bad employee, vendor, or contractor.
"Hello client? I've just been in a major car accident, my car is totalled and I won't be able to do your hair today, you'll have to have someone else do it or I might be able to fit you in, in the next day or two. I can't talk any more, the police need to talk to me". Then hang up and turn your phone off.
Way long ago when Hawaii had just been added to the Union, my Mother went into a store and asked if they took Hawaiian money and was told no, they didn’t take an6 foreign currency. She had to argue with the manager about this, he agreed with the cashier that they didn’t take foreign currency. Some people just don’t know their own country.
Merry Christmas, Darkfluff! 🎄
If food with rat poison in was found, due to previous actions, Karen could be facing attempted murder charges. It would look like she tried to get 'revenge' on the HOA by poisoning the whole neighbourhood.
That mid sentence transition spooked me lol
I might have been tempted to "accidentally" drop some of the coal on the furniture and/or carpet. Of course, I'd be very apologetic and flustered. But the more flustered I got, the more clumsy it would make me.
As I post this, NORAD reports Santa flying over Metz, France. Have a great holiday everyone!!🎄🎄🎄
Dark Fluff!! Perfect way to spend Christmas Eve preparing for Christmas dinner tomorrow!! Merry Christmas everyone!!! ❤❤❤❤
30:18 - If you think your neighbours are from the cartels why in hell's name would you deliberately annoy them?
Especially in this day in age where illegal unalive people who live here legally over something trivial (not saying what the naybers did was trivial)
If it can be destroyed by the truth it should be destroyed by it.
If she had been honest from them begining she wouldn't be in this trouble
2nd OP: I rented a room from an old lady like that. She made me sign a contract that I'd clean her house and take care of her yard. She even made me water for 2 hours after walking a mile up the hill to our house in the summer after work. She told me I had an unusual odor and tried to make me pay for a nonexistent stain on her couch from setting my pan down on it to eat in front of the tv. She threatened to sue me too. She died recently. Good riddance.
last story:
"how dare you speak the truth?"
op ruined her life when she cheated and tried to hide it.
"it was a stupid mistake from the past" - said everyone that did anything wrong, ever.
i was never cheated on and i would think a lot if i ever would want to be with a cheater. but a one that hides their past? hell no. no way. nope. out. that is clear deceptive behaviour and it clearly is not just a "past" thing.
op is the sole ah in this story. nobody that says the truth can be ah. nobody that nopes out on a cheater can be an ah.
I'm up at 3am my time, brining a turkey for Christmas dinner, and this extra long episode has been wonderfully distracting in the best way 😁 Thank you so much, and happy holidays!
I hope your turkey is delicious, and your meal is wonderful! 😀🙏
you know, the coal story could easily have been remedied with, on the way there, the fiance saying "Hey, just so you know, my family has a tradition for new members of gifting coal to the newcomer. It's something of a fun bonding experience. Don't worry, they gift better in later years." That way it doesn't sound like a mean prank
Not on the way there. Before she buys everyone something. She may still but at least she'd know she won't get anything in return
its just hazing. thats abuse type shit.
@@jojo-pk While I don't disagree, ANY early warning is better than none.
Yeah, sounds like a fiance she should get rid of as soon as possible.
@@zshimadaNo either is shitty behavior. Especially when she went through all the trouble buying gifts they wanted. She should’ve been forwarned prior to buying the gifts so she could’ve walked in empty handed.
Lol.. the neighbors who cut the 2" of hose because they thought they were Mexican cartel?
So they were willing dye horrifically over 2" of hose?
They sound SUPER smart 😄
There called MAGA idiots for a reason
Does that mean that the color of the dye is red?
@seeker4924 super clever.
Do you know how many times I've had posts ripped for spelling it with an I?
If the Neighbour's Light is shining directly into your home and is a nuisance and they refuse to change where it shines, you can Sue them in Small Claims Court for Harassment Interfering with the Enjoyment of your Home and ask the Court to Order them to either alter it so it no longer shines into your Property and/or Home...
And if they refuse to obey the Court Order, you can notify the Court that the Neighbour has refused to Obey the Court Order and they can Hold them in Contempt of Court and Fine and/or Jail them until they Obey the Order...alternatively, they can send a City Work Crew to remove the offending light from the Neighbour's Home and the cost of that Work Crew to the Neighbour's Property Tax Bill...
A day without dark fluff isn’t a day worth getting out of bed for lol. Merry Christmas Dark fluff and Stevie boy.
Wow! A whole hour of entitlement courtesy of Steve-o and DF? Thank you, and Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas Fluff, Steveo and all. And to our brothers and sister Happy Hunnakah and Happy Kwanza.
Also Fluff how's about a discord for us to go to lol
Story one... I'd tell her, "you pay me full price and only one toner application, or you will NOT like the hairstyle you get, and it'll take awhile to grow out!" 😡
Coal story.... I dearly hope OP made that AH an EXBF. 🤨
My previous neighbor, had two dogs. They'd let their dogs crap on my front lawn ALL the time. It was ALWAYS right on that side near my garden. The garden died because the a*hole went and stomped on my plants because of the "bees" that were buzzing around and he was scared of them. He also tossed trash on my yard, put his garbage bags on my yard and all sorts of lovely goodness. I never put up with it. First time I saw stuff I'd ask him to clean it up and keep it on his side, but that was apparently too much. So I would go out with a shovel, daily, and chuck every single bit back onto his yard. I made sure it was a HUGE mess every time. Did it stop him from making my yard a mess? Nope. What stopped him was the cameras I eventually put up to prove it was him.
Twas the Darkfluff before Christmas and all through the house were the best stories told by our favorite sheep host
I had a "friend" that had read all the Harry Potter books while I was watching the movies, because I didn't own the books. He was couch surfing with me. I had only seen the first 3 or 4 of the movies. I HATE SPOILERS! I flat-out told him not to spoil anything I haven't seen yet. Immediately he comments about Harry and Ginney getting married! Obviously, I hadn't gotten that far! That's when I told him to get the f*ck out! This idiot had the NERVE to act surprised! I literally told you less 2min ago not to and you did it anyway.
The old PC / Macbook story: Macs really suck at most games. If you want a gaming computer you take a Windows PC.
AN HOUR???? its really christmas
What a nice Christmas Eve surprise 😊
A beefy video to listen to as I wrap presents!!!
Thank you and Merry Christmas ❤🎄🤗
Last story: I'm firmly with Hunter on this one. I would have dumped her too. I've been cheated on before, I knew people who cheated, and I learned if a person has cheated on somebody else they will likely cheat on you, too. You aren't going to be the exception. All Hunter did was save himself from more heartache.
And I don't believe OP's excuses. How do you cheat by "mistake?" You knew it was wrong and chose to do it anyway. I don't believe she learned her lesson, that she's ashamed she cheated, nor that she never did it again. Cheaters are liars.
*I agree!* _”It was a mistake! 😭”_ 🙄 *YEAH RIGHT!!!* Cheating is the easiest thing you can do!
And evicting her brother for that is insane. How was he supposed to know that she’d keep such a big secret
Clearly Bill wanted some chained to a radiator and chill lol
This channel is seriously underrated. Thanks for all your great narration!
@7:20 OP really should have said to the cashier "I'm 15 years old and this pervert tried to put his hands on me and drag me outside" Then let the pervert explain his way out of it.
@14:53 Personally after the entitled refusal I would have told them that since the kid didn't want it I gave it away to someone else so it's already gone now. Snooze & lose :)
When you're a bouncer, or security for a bar, taphouse, or roadhouse, the enitial rule is, when somebody is rude to you, be nice, when they get violent, that's the time to get physical, "I want you to be nice, until it's time, not to be nice"
My thoughts on the last story is definitely that ESH. But OP sucks for keeping that from him in the first place! This should have been a conversation that was had long before they got engaged. I’m betting he would have never proposed if he had known and she could have been shot of him before it got this serious.. She led him on and that’s unfair in any situation, even if he is a massive AH he might have been more understanding at the start of their relationship. I honestly don’t blame him for leaving since this clearly shattered the image he had of her! I mean, what was that cheating conversation like when they had it before this point?
Some people are really weird about funeral cloths. My dad wouldn’t let me go to his moms funeral because I didn’t own any formal cloths. As a teenager. Under his care.
A Fluff video on Christmas Eve?! Hell yeah
Last story: Where's the "once a cheater, always a cheater" energy? That's what every Redditor screams when (usually male) people post about a point in their life where they cheated, even if it was decades ago.
Last story: OP is also an a-hole because they didn't already confess to the cheating before. I think OP is missing the point. I don't think the fiancé dumped her for cheating ten years before, I think he dumped her for LYING about it to him for years. Lying by omission about something incredibly important to him. If she'd confessed to the teenage blunder as soon as she learned about his trauma with cheating she would have proved she was open and honest and takes responsibility for her past actions. If he still dumped her then, then that's on his head and he's a little weird, but at least OP wouldn't be devastated for losing a fiancé and a years long relationship.
I've seen people try to 'police' a funeral. Somehow they believe if you don't go to the funeral and they do, it means THEY get everything the person left, will be damned. Not sure how but a LOT of people seem to think this is "the way"
14:45 plot twist! The electric chair is a plug in massage chair gifted to OP by the nice cop😂😂😂
the not picking up after your dog doesn't fly in the UK. In the UK, the fine for dog fouling can range from £80 to £1,000. PER POO. Authorities can DNA sample the poo AND forcibly sample your dog to tie the two together. 10 lumps of poo? that could be a 10k fine. Fail to pay? prison sentence. Imagine being in a cell "what are you in for?" "I murdered 6 people in a drug deal gone bad, what about you?" "I didn't pick up my dog's faeces...I'm basically your concubine now aren't I?"
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Fluff and Stevo!
Mint, morning glory and bamboo can NEVER be tamed.
Horseradish almost never dies either. Dig it up and leave the tiniest bit of roots: it will regrow.
When I was in elementary school, we had a section every so often called "One of Our 50 is Missing" where we got to learn about New Mexico. It's more than just Roswell. :)
Merry Christmas Fluff. I wake up every morning to see if you have uploaded another collection of stories, best part of my morning. I am always disappointed on the days you don't upload but DarkFluff needs his rest I guess. Thanks for sharing the stories you have found through the year as they have become my morning routine, podcasts while working or cleaning, and even old episodes as background noise that I put on to revisit some older stories. I would love to know what your favourite story of the year is. I woke up this morning to a long Christmas episode, that was nice. Have a good holidays.
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you really need a member section, would join that shit in a heartbeat.
Coal story, RUN while you can!!! Abuse only gets worse, never better!!!
Story 1. Never be afraid to fire a bad client.
"a car in the driveway needs to be registered and insured"
wow, that's the stupidest law i've ever heard of.
Merry Christmas DarkFluff. Thank you for uploading an hour and a quarter video which has really made my day. I'm all alone for Christmas as no one in my family really cares or gives a damn about me. At least I've got some entertainment in the Reddit stories you narrate, and will be watching some of your older ones later.
Merry Christmas Fluff & Stevie boy this is my fourth Christmas with fluff thank you for making my bad days a little better, 4 years and still listening best story teller. Big fan.. Renee❤
Last story: of course everyone is on the girls side. But if she knew he was hurt by it deeply, why did she hide it from him?
A lot of people don't know this, but the one-way valve on vehicle tires is called a Schrader Valve. The valve core is separate from the valve stem and replaceable. With a wrench you can get online or at your local auto supply store, it can be removed. A gentleman of my acquaintance was having similar problems with his neighbors. Instead of causing expensive damage to his neighbors' vehicle, he simply removed the cores from all four valve stems and put the valve caps back on. But since he isn't a thief, he put the valve cores in a little baggie which he taped to the windshield.
If I recall correctly, he also jacked up the back end of their rear wheel drive vehicle once, and placed a pre-cut block of wood under the differential. This left the rear tires maybe a quarter inch off the ground. Again, no damage, but the vehicle wasn't going anywhere. The neighbors assumed a transmission problem, and so had it towed to their mechanic. Who of course found nothing wrong.
Heard that story over 30 years ago. It was a long-running neighborhood feud, with the nasty neighbors being publicly loud, rude and obnoxious, and my friend going full Ninja under cover of darkness. Wish I remembered more details. I do remember that (according to his version) my friend managed to gaslight some of the good neighbors into believing that the bad neighbors were doing all this stuff themselves so they could play the victim, and offered the fact that no expensive damage was ever done as proof.
“Nah, it’ll be fine. Just come with me now” I would be SCREAMING if some random man said that to me after I said no
I love these videos too much istg, i watch them and then get sad when I've caught up with everything and watched every video
Boss funeral would only have been better if The workers got left EVERYTHING in the womans will and EM got $1 with a message to "phone a taxi and f--- off forever"
Merry Christmas Fluff, hope yours is a lovely fun and happy day
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! 🎄🎁❤
Merry Christmas
1:13:59 bamboo can grow crazy fast some types you can actually hear it grow and it is very hard to get rid of
Christmas coal, OP's fiance should have warned her about their "tradition".
Fun stories, even with the repeats (library, ski park, old woman's funeral, never have I ever).
I love the longer episodes!
My mom used to work for a Mexican airline. She got tired of the vast quantities of people calling in asking if they needed a passport for NEW Mexico. She eventually just started telling them yes they did.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannakah, Happy Kwanzaa, Joyous Yule.
The HOA complaining about a trailer... I would totally have reported the abuse of their power, and how they were in violation themselves.