Guy with lazy eye question: I have a lazy eye. The correct thing to do is constantly move around loudly saying "I dont know where to look!" while looking upset. Hope that helps!
Yeah I’ve shown this to so many of my friends and they JUST. DONT. GET IT. The humor is wayyyyyy too advanced and I’m fine with that. So, they’re not my friends anymore.
D’Elias ego to big to not assume it’s just normal for a stranger to hit you with a , “ Lookin’ real Armenian today . “. Honestly Chris def just made that up .
Matt and Chris- just so yall are aware, I have promoted your show to my siblings so much so that one of them has said to me that they will "dox me if I mention the show" again.
Watching these two is like hearing 2 different streams of consciousness turn into the same one. It’s like you’re hearing the thoughts of one person but it’s two of them. I am high.
I have wanted to submit the lazy eye question since the first episode. I usually fluctuate between looking at the good one and looking at both. I wonder where the other one is looking. Maybe they are more evolved because they can see danger coming.
Anytime I hear Jordan, it always ends: “…with the slaaaauum!” in my head. Every time. Be it the basketball player, the Country, the River, or some random person. “Jordan with the slaaaauum!” I give zero explanations.
I met Chris in Cleveland, I went to shake his hand then gave him the fist bump. After our picture he gave me a hug (I'm a dude) but I just think it's funny how he tries to not get sick but legitimately loves his fans enough to still give hugs (I'm also not disabled)
Lady needs to stand up for herself. The bro can obviously love her just as much without all the fruity affection. Compromise!! Take it down a notch bro!!!!😂😂
Yeah I can’t imagine not being able to have an honest talk with my bro about that. Or just telling him to fuck off, and knowing my parents would back me up.
Saying you haven't seen step Brothers is like finding out in your 30s dinosaurs existed once. No wonder people have that reaction. Everyone at work quoted Step Brothers for no less then a year and a half. I can still remember exactly where I was when I first watched it. Easily top ten comedies of all time. Actually can't get over it. It's like offering someone chocolate and they say "what's that"
I'm a millwright and my hands get greasy and dirty all the time. I just go for a fist bump so I don't spread the grease or dirt. Same when I'm working on a vehicle, that grease gets everywhere and stains clothes easily.
The submission about the over affectionate brother is so disturbing. I feel bad for the sister, her brother is a weirdo and I wouldn’t be surprised if there were other worse issues from childhood. She should seriously not see her brother anymore if he doesn’t agree to stop
Saying you haven't seen Step Bros is like saying you haven't seen Dumb and Dumber...i hate to say it but I agree with your outraged friends. Step Bros is one of the funniest movies ever made period...must watch and I won't accept any other opinion 😂
I think I speak to everyone in the tall grass when I say we HAVE to see a video submission of the over obsessive brother giving a speech at their wedding expressing how much he loves his sister and insinuating how he’s now missed his chance to marry her.
What an interesting twist to the big dog situation…. Something is so off. If my brother was doing that sh*t id have no problem telling him off, and I know my parents would back me. Really not normal what’s happening to her and sounds like some weird control shit from the brother and dad! Justice for big dogs gf!!!!
The whole Big dog situation is .. weird. She could talk to her brother.. There is some kind of mental illness in the family. Get the brother on the show to tell his side.
Does Lifeline ever glitch or crash while y’all are watching it? It only happens during submissions for us. Sometimes it’ll go all the way back to my TV’s home screen… It does not happen with any other UA-cam video.
The problem with this podcast is, in the UK, if i type "lifeline" into youtube I get put on a list and instead of search results i just get contact info for a help center. I mean im glad its there but cant be great for your SEO. Between that and supercult shadowban, you cant catch a break with naming shit.
For the movie guy: Take out a pocket notebook and pretend to write down the movie they mentioned. But twist, rip out the page and hand it to them and have a response pre-written on it. For the lazy eye: Just let your eyes get really wide in surprise and then look directly at the top of his hair.
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hate the new camera view, love the pod, plz go back
We need that update from BIGDOG asap. Hope his submission doesn’t get lost in the mix
Matt being unnecessarily vulgar and Chris getting pissed is hilarious
Legit the hardest I've laughed at this podcast.
Guy with lazy eye question: I have a lazy eye. The correct thing to do is constantly move around loudly saying "I dont know where to look!" while looking upset. Hope that helps!
Honestly, I prob can't share this podcast with any of my friends because they wouldn't get it lol 😆😆😆 we're a certain type of breed 🤪
Yes, keep it up yourselves. Creepy
Time for different friends!
Sandie girl, I'm your people then! What's up from Alabama baby?!?
Yeah I’ve shown this to so many of my friends and they JUST. DONT. GET IT. The humor is wayyyyyy too advanced and I’m fine with that. So, they’re not my friends anymore.
you certainly are a diff breed fatty.
The bit about telling your friend really fast about the guys hand killed me 😂
Aaahh, yes, Sunday family time.
E sa’ church time
The guy at the gym was clearly a fan and was referencing how Chris always talks about Armenians
D’Elias ego to big to not assume it’s just normal for a stranger to hit you with a , “ Lookin’ real Armenian today . “. Honestly Chris def just made that up .
@@casualsweater *too
I lost it when he said “ow my back” and gave Calvin a Mexican accent 😂
All jokes aside it’s wild that chris hasn’t seen step brothers…
He will probably watch it in 20 years
I will also watch it one day. Allegedly.
Fantastic episode guys. The energy was on point in this one.
One of my favorite headlines from The Onion:
What?!? You haven’t seen every movie ever made?!?
Would love to share this podcast with my friends and family… but then they’ll think I’m a crazy person😂
Matt and Chris- just so yall are aware, I have promoted your show to my siblings so much so that one of them has said to me that they will "dox me if I mention the show" again.
Watching these two is like hearing 2 different streams of consciousness turn into the same one. It’s like you’re hearing the thoughts of one person but it’s two of them.
I am high.
Know the feel bro
Thanks Matt, I never knew about super pigs 😊
the lazy-eye question is PHEEENOMENAL!! 😂😂😂 then dirty hands?? dude is HILARIOUSSSS!!! 😂
This is always a good way to end a good weekend. The cherry on the cake!
So European though lmaoo
Cake? Ya know
eh seh european?@@briarm9331
“Sohntaimz” made me cry laughing Jesus Christ
Sweet, watching the whole ad really does make a difference.
Matt came in with the hood feeeyoooming dude
I have wanted to submit the lazy eye question since the first episode. I usually fluctuate between looking at the good one and looking at both. I wonder where the other one is looking. Maybe they are more evolved because they can see danger coming.
Thank you for warning me about super pigs.
LIFE RIPS IT’S SUNDAY!!
32:56 Lmao this killed me. "Adam you know"?😂
Love Chris' accents. 😂😂😂
I was so invested in this episode, especially BigDog and Brylee from Oklahoma.
Anytime I hear Jordan, it always ends:
“…with the slaaaauum!” in my head. Every time. Be it the basketball player, the Country, the River, or some random person. “Jordan with the slaaaauum!” I give zero explanations.
Merry Sunday 🎄
Laughed so much this episode 🙌🏼🫶🏼
this episode had me laughing like a manic alone in my house at 2 am
53:45 The way Matt reaches over to catch Chris. S'brotherly
It’s called a frickin’ Pop-o-matic Bubble in the hump-and-run bit
If someone is shocked you haven’t seen Step Brothers, ask them if they’ve seen Heat. If they haven’t, never talk to them again.
Ladies & gentlemen Matt D’elia has had a full mental breakdown on camera man alive this is priceless
Lazy eye question guy had me dying
3:15 Matt completely explains & Chris is still lost but life still rips 😂
Step brothers is my favourite movie and fave one to quote 😂 I am shook right now Chris
The Mexican impression bit was hilarious
Watching this while smoking my morning joint and the invading pigs bit made me giggle 😂
The answer to the lazy eye is this…you look directly into the lazy eye because doing anything else is literally impossible.
I love annoyed Matt 😂
I love that Chris acts like he can relate to beard people with that thing
Oh no, he’s laughing in the coffee shop by himself….
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I met Chris in Cleveland, I went to shake his hand then gave him the fist bump. After our picture he gave me a hug (I'm a dude) but I just think it's funny how he tries to not get sick but legitimately loves his fans enough to still give hugs (I'm also not disabled)
Hey Matt and Chris! Love y’all!
Lady needs to stand up for herself. The bro can obviously love her just as much without all the fruity affection. Compromise!! Take it down a notch bro!!!!😂😂
Yeah I can’t imagine not being able to have an honest talk with my bro about that. Or just telling him to fuck off, and knowing my parents would back me up.
13:01 Chris's face😂
😂
Welcome to the show everyone
first time watching lifeline, they sound the saaaaaaaame
Saying you haven't seen step Brothers is like finding out in your 30s dinosaurs existed once. No wonder people have that reaction.
Everyone at work quoted Step Brothers for no less then a year and a half.
I can still remember exactly where I was when I first watched it.
Easily top ten comedies of all time.
Actually can't get over it.
It's like offering someone chocolate and they say "what's that"
This ep is a page turner!!
I'm a millwright and my hands get greasy and dirty all the time. I just go for a fist bump so I don't spread the grease or dirt. Same when I'm working on a vehicle, that grease gets everywhere and stains clothes easily.
I'd shake the hell outta your hand. People need to get some balls
The submission about the over affectionate brother is so disturbing. I feel bad for the sister, her brother is a weirdo and I wouldn’t be surprised if there were other worse issues from childhood. She should seriously not see her brother anymore if he doesn’t agree to stop
I went to Ithaca College and I saw your dads name on the wall lmaooo
53:46 eh s'cute how Matt tried to catch him just in case s'goodbrother
Nothing makes me laugh harder at this Podcast than Matt getting pissed at Chris for not listening/understanding/etc
Saying you haven't seen Step Bros is like saying you haven't seen Dumb and Dumber...i hate to say it but I agree with your outraged friends. Step Bros is one of the funniest movies ever made period...must watch and I won't accept any other opinion 😂
Went to high school with your dad! Super great guy!!!!
23:50 I laughed so hard I got a tummy ache
Let's go babies!!!
Used to dread Sundays. Now I dread every other day because it’s not Lifeline Sunday…
Yes made it 💪
That part where Matt calls Chris a superpig, was the most hilarious shit all fucking week. I rewinded it at least 20 times.
Chris sounding like the guy in the movie “the hateful eight”
I think I speak to everyone in the tall grass when I say we HAVE to see a video submission of the over obsessive brother giving a speech at their wedding expressing how much he loves his sister and insinuating how he’s now missed his chance to marry her.
I really wanna see that movie that Matt was talking about lmao
"you take the thunder from the mountain, you got to hump and run"
We here babies
Lifeline Sunday!
The 24 minute mark. Matt wtfffffffff! lolol
What an interesting twist to the big dog situation…. Something is so off. If my brother was doing that sh*t id have no problem telling him off, and I know my parents would back me. Really not normal what’s happening to her and sounds like some weird control shit from the brother and dad! Justice for big dogs gf!!!!
The strong woman from encanto 😂
Maybe try to meet new people in a small town by joining clubs, or start a book club or art :) best of luck!
"BIG DOG" sounds 100% like Ashton Kutcher
How was the episode not called Hump and Run 😂
How does Chris not know Angels with Filthy souls is a fake movie xD
Slappycakes productions 😂
Tim Allen 😂😂😂😂😂
God bless him for trying still
the mexican accent is killing me i cant breathe😂
The whole Big dog situation is .. weird. She could talk to her brother.. There is some kind of mental illness in the family. Get the brother on the show to tell his side.
Agreed. So so strange
Does Lifeline ever glitch or crash while y’all are watching it? It only happens during submissions for us. Sometimes it’ll go all the way back to my TV’s home screen… It does not happen with any other UA-cam video.
I cant believe that this channel still stuck at 576k subs how is that possible
Ok but drop the 1950’s movies below, Matt!
Delia’s Mexican impression is gold. You gotta sound like you need to take a cheeeeeet
The problem with this podcast is, in the UK, if i type "lifeline" into youtube I get put on a list and instead of search results i just get contact info for a help center. I mean im glad its there but cant be great for your SEO. Between that and supercult shadowban, you cant catch a break with naming shit.
Matt nailed the fake movie buffs
lets pump the algo
So, Matt D'Elia is Meg Griffin this ep. Nice.
Shoulda titled this “Javelinas and Jave-nots”
My Lifeline
She’s 29 & looks 47 but life still rips 😂🤘🎸
For the movie guy: Take out a pocket notebook and pretend to write down the movie they mentioned. But twist, rip out the page and hand it to them and have a response pre-written on it.
For the lazy eye: Just let your eyes get really wide in surprise and then look directly at the top of his hair.
I’m so upset Chris hasn’t seen Step Brothers! 😩
Mid city Oklahoma? 😂 he mean Midwest city? He didn’t even mention Oklahoma City 😂
When will The Private Record episodes start dropping?
Wheres Ryan Callems
Anyone know which episode is the one where the guy gets burned,broken up with, jumped and calls in for advice ?
Bing bong bing bong!