"remember when you CAME on stream?"
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- Опубліковано 25 вер 2024
- We invited Esfand over to cook some norwegian kebab!
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Those 2 make such a great couple! I just hope Malena doesn’t get lonely…
Esfand's hair in your food is a blessing in Paladin cultures
I like how Esfand and Cyr are the only guests fully down for the toxic ride
Mizkif, erobb and asmon all enter the chat
Emi doesn't give af and Emily just smiles and dances like it isn't happening
What'd you expect from esfand? The same guy that takes advantage of intoxicated asian girls. Yikes.
@@leonardosantuario3346 omg you're still doing this😭. It's been years
@@ythom6163 didn't know sexual harassment had an expiration date. You're still defending that kind of predatory behavior? Yikes.
Esfand’s chef skills are elite
Lol his 2 handed HJ’s is elite!
@@yayo4nasal Based
What a pleasant stream. Not at all awkward or hostile. Lol
First time?
this was a chill stream
@@KrakkerN No. I’m just always surprised when Malena says she’s nice. 😂
I like her btw, but she is not nice. Haha
The perfect relationship doesn’t exi--
Esfand is so wholesome and can make everything funny
Esfand’s giggling somehow amplified their jokes even more lmao
Nick and Malena going through the "baby talk" and we are here for it when we shouldnt be
Happy Birthday Esfand 🎉
I wish i had a Friends Group like them in my Life.
Just watch them on the kitchen while cooking or doing the dishes, when Malena hits Nick close your eyes and feel the slap through the sound of the hit, I am really there with them.
Yeah, its really hard to find a couple that fights constantly and are super toxic.
go outside, find one
@@EricTheSwede okay Coach
Dont just wish for it like its gonna happen someday, break out of your comfort zone and get yourself out there
i havent even begun to peak. and when i peak, youll feel it
esfand and nick work so well together it's hilarious
Malena is tremendous.
Its always good to see Esfand
another south Sudanese content creator!? you just like me fr
I think it would literally kill Nick to compliment Malena's cooking
NMP is the Predator Apex
oh he is a predator...
1:10
4:44
These two remind me of my parents ❤
4:52 "GAY MARRIED" 🤣🤣
"I might have had kids and a wife and be in the NHL" that line was so cold 🥶
Did my man rly said burnt to a lil bit of browning.
malena has amazing fortitude
to melana on the feelings of someone elses words, "your feelings arent real, they are a reaction to a perceived wound that hasn't been healed."
sometimes the fighting gives me ptsd from when my mom and dad would fight. Watching these videos is like looking at a car crash. can't look away.
lmao "Scatter!"
Esfand is sooo funny.
the laugh at 3:11 is so fucking good
Melana has continued to gradually peak as Nick digs his own grave..
Finally Esfand is back
take a shot of everclear every time someone says “came” in this
Nick doesn’t really think he could’ve been in the NHL, right?
Great job on 300k🎉
i fucking love esfand lmao
7:24 all good - the viewer
nick is such a baby about food.
Esfand putting relationships in danger. The Single Maker.
Esfand acting like 6 hours of sleep is nothing makes me feel like an actual degenerate, I sleep 3 hours a night max
The numbnail omg
Miz will fire off 1000 jokes an hour, and about 3 of them will land. Esfand fires off jokes at the same rate and every single one of them lands
Esfand is natural Entertainer, he always finds a way to be entertaining somehow in most situations
Chance begs to differ lol
esfand is so fun to be around
When he said she came on stream, I took a bite of something and I swear my mouth came on my arm.
8:38
their kid is chalked 🤣
For the editor, I actually enjoy the way you censor, is not annoying but actually kinda funny to hear Malena swear censored the way you do it, keep it up!
When they think they arent the NPC
Esfand calling Nick an Apex predators, he thinking about a Chimpanzee.
Maleeeeeeeeeeena!!
Dude how does nick open the jar every time
Wicked, just before I leave for work
Esfand
YO I MADE IT TO THE VID NO FUCKIN WAY LMAOOOO
looks good
Malena is mean because she knows she has the best smile in the house
I love how this isnt even close to a norwegian kebab lmao. We dont do it like that in Norway.
My girlfriend absolutely hates Nick and Malena.
For some reason I find them absolutely disrespecting the fuck out of each other on camera amusing.
Yo UA-cam Has Cool Update The Views Changes In Real Time As You Are Watching The Video
:Ref to Ban Council
Malena is my favorite female streamer and I adore her roasts!!! As a female that is also always surrounded by dudes I can say she really holds her ground in this environment. 😆
I didn't know gaslighting could be a love language 🤣
I love your guy's content, but sometimes the fighting get's too real lol.
What a fun time lol
Not pogO, but she def got the goods
I miss my college days, where I can just study and eat and shit and parents are supporting me financially while I work to earn my own money to buy my own chicken nuggets.
I'm so confused why nick is this way and melana deals with him and herself 😂 this is nuts
I wish Malena would follow through with these dishes, she puts so much effort into putting things together, getting angry about the process then in the end just gives up anyway. Why would she just cook the bread on one side after all that effort?
Cos Nick is there for 4 hours non stop , talking to her like 💩
@@GavinRamonShowgood
Looking forward to the stream where she snaps. He talks he her like 💩💩💩
letsgo malena great
this was a shit ep for malena. First time it felt she was actually fed up
u look so pretty in purple malena 🥰💜
Love how Esfand casually explained that he peaked in high school
two second clickbait turns into a 11 minute video...
I know it's him kind of establishing his male dominance when he intentionally overly pushes her buttons, but his actions still annoyed me because she's not catching on and feeling a little hurt.
Why do so many people hate these guys? I just watch these guys when i'm bored but all these other losers are losing their minds over people they will never meet.
Honestly pathetic and sad. I feel sorry for Nick. It's like he's given up on life and assumes the best is behind him.
20 seconds in, wasting food already
So I see Sweden beats Norway yet again, Swedish kebabs > Norwegian kebabs
I’m beginning to realize malena use’s her inability to banter as an excuse to just be a bitch or be mean towards people….just like she does with her hips to get out of any kind of physical activity
u are delusional
Yup.
Wow you losers need help.
nick is actually so insufferably lazy and projects his misery on others with no respect
he actually gives zero fucks about malena and i honestly think twitch should ban them for promoting such an unhealthy relationship so no one can ever happen upon their stream, ever
nick telling malena to keep the kebab going, telling her she doesn't care about the channel while he mopes around standing with his hands in his pockets. and telling her she hasn't achieved anything in life because she asked him not to dwell on the past is actually way too fkin far
did Nick and Melana break up? because holy shit they dont act like a couple at all. No love or chemistry...just arguing and Nick being soy as fuck...props to her for getting the bag I guess
I hate that there arguments are funny
Editor, why do you cencor the swearing?
Wait, why they call "shawarma" "kebab"? Kebab is a minced meat wrapped around a skewer. NA people ama right? Omegalul
They are making Doner style kebab (it looked terrible though), which aren’t Norwegian I think they are a German take on Turkish
These people need to learn the difference between a lie, and gaslighting, it is not the same thing.
FIRST !
So nicks reversing the roles now to be the gas lighter instead of malena? Like I mean considering she's achieved where he is today, and all of his streaming content literally?
I have nothing against it but it's a new meta I guess, malena physically abuses nick, and nick gas lights the shit out of her
cant wait for them to break up
honestly, nick is pretty lucky to have malena and i guess she sticks around cause of the sunk cost fallacy
the way he disrespects her, no other woman would take that
@@user-bv6gs4qw9kit's all for content
@@user-bv6gs4qw9kso her calling him a dumb fuck and a c*nt isn't disrespectful.
oh no real problems are leaking into stream its over 6-9 months
Melenas peek was more like a hill and it was definitely in high school
please stop talking
Malena is so annoying.
esfand is such an npc. can't watch anything he's in even tho i love you guys, sorry.
I respect Malena not wanting to be sexualized on the webs.
Malena and wasting food... Classic.
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