NEVER PLAY SPLATOON 3 SIDE ORDER IN OTHER LANGUAGES...

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  • @Alphastar716
    @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому +11

    The last language is absolutely BONKERS. What crazy localizations have you seen in Side Order? Let me know right here in the comments! 😉

    • @Kayyoshi-8
      @Kayyoshi-8 5 місяців тому

      Thanks for the video idea

    • @Optimus97
      @Optimus97 5 місяців тому +1

      Your friendly neighborhood speaker of this language wishes you luck:
      zhelayu udachi (желаю удачи)

    • @redmario045
      @redmario045 3 місяці тому

      2:49 i love the video

  • @cradicles2456
    @cradicles2456 6 місяців тому +7

    I’ve been learning Russian fro 2 years and its the language I speedrun side order in, I safe to say got a massive laugh out of this watching you struggle so hard with all the Cyrillic letters, would love to see you do this again with the main game

  • @BlossomsofCherries
    @BlossomsofCherries 6 місяців тому +33

    16:58 we wanted doll from murder drones, a robot character who only speaks russian. i understand why you thought of those.

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому +9

      Oh really? That completely passed over my head lol.

  • @mathiashoppe6762
    @mathiashoppe6762 5 місяців тому +4

    12:56 the reason for that is probably because Acht means the number 8 in German

  • @allson777
    @allson777 6 місяців тому +29

    Side order gets REAL quicly

  • @LividSaboteur
    @LividSaboteur 6 місяців тому +4

    7:50
    “In the beninging” ahh moment 💀

  • @EppySPL
    @EppySPL 6 місяців тому +21

    22:18 WAIT HUH WHAT DID I DO

  • @allson777
    @allson777 6 місяців тому +20

    As someone who learn french in school, I can confidently say it was hard to not laugh histerically
    (You still did great though...)

  • @mutevert
    @mutevert 6 місяців тому +23

    being able to read russian while that entire segment is edited to seem like its some ancient moonrunes is so funny

    • @pchelik_please
      @pchelik_please 6 місяців тому +2

      Agreed, its so funny seeing him so confused over russian.

  • @jaxxenowo9720
    @jaxxenowo9720 6 місяців тому +23

    I CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO BUTCHER THE ENTIRETY EVERY LANGUAGE

  • @-Hamza
    @-Hamza 6 місяців тому +13

    12:08 "All the languages were starting to blend together in my head but at least I tried"
    "I tried" yeah um you tried with the Russian!! Did you do well? That's a different question entirely but-

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому +4

      But I tried!!!!

    • @mathiashoppe6762
      @mathiashoppe6762 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Alphastar716 here is advice for you. Never even come close to the Russian language again

  • @j03l69
    @j03l69 6 місяців тому +17

    No one:
    Marina and Pearl flirting in french

  • @Z0MB0YZ_14
    @Z0MB0YZ_14 6 місяців тому +18

    I REMEMBER THIS STREAM 😭😭

  • @leaf-me-be
    @leaf-me-be 6 місяців тому +6

    as a mexican your spanish pronunciation was very… interesting! tbf you did better than some people i know lmao

  • @mathiashoppe6762
    @mathiashoppe6762 5 місяців тому +1

    20:44 his name is a wordgame of Мелкой (small) and Малюск (molisk)

  • @lavilapis
    @lavilapis 6 місяців тому +3

    BAHAHAHAH oh my gosshhhh
    I love seeing people being so confused about russian, especially since it's my native language XD
    I wish I was on the stream, I would gladly help you with all of this !

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому +1

      I could definitely use it in the future LOL!

  • @ragderodriguez5913
    @ragderodriguez5913 6 місяців тому +3

    Alpha, I realy enjoined that stream, and this video more, your reactions tho the names are hilarious, and gets more hilarious with all the editing you made, the one I enjoined most was the Spanish, it’s realy funny hear you talk it, now let’s go to alterna and maby other games like splatoon 2 in other languages, if you want of course, te quedo un video bien chingon
    Also 13:18 like mike wasowski said “APAREZCO EN LA PORTADA” I don’t know how he sai it in English

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому

      If this video gets enough support as well, I may finish everything up in Splatoon 3 by doing Alterna in other languages. x)

  • @GinaXkiip
    @GinaXkiip 6 місяців тому +4

    no dutch, so sad /j
    awesome vid again, i love these videos they are always so funny even if i am struggling with you on most of the languages too xd

  • @mathiashoppe6762
    @mathiashoppe6762 5 місяців тому +1

    17:31 it's the letter D

  • @TopazTiger975
    @TopazTiger975 6 місяців тому +5

    That stream was a nightmare to try and read everything on screen. I would not survive trying to learn Russian. 😭
    Amazing video as always Alpha! 🐯

  • @isaaclewis8572
    @isaaclewis8572 6 місяців тому +3

    2:44 you have to roll the double r in "Arrasados". before you say its unnecessary, it is necessary. for example "pero" means but, however, "perro" means dog.

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому +3

      Counterargument: I don't know how to roll my R's LOL

    • @isaaclewis8572
      @isaaclewis8572 6 місяців тому

      @@Alphastar716 its kinda like a repeated flap of the tongue. think about saying butter, and how we colloquially pronounce it, budder. try to repeat the flap of the tongue to roll your r's. (I never had trouble rolling my r's when I was young because I was taught Spanish in first grade. the first language I could read and write in was Spanish. I am not Hispanic.)

  • @ankkitha
    @ankkitha 6 місяців тому +11

    You can thank me for helping you with Spanish and Russian! You’d have perished without me steering you behind the screen!😊

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому +1

      You and Eisen were the MVPs for Russian!

  • @slackzuesthegamer
    @slackzuesthegamer 6 місяців тому +13

    If only duolingo sponsored this lol

  • @AnnaGealach
    @AnnaGealach 6 місяців тому +5

    As French, what I love when English speaker speak French, is that the accent is charming but the pronunciation is making my ears bleed. No offense. Great video lol

  • @alexxquivel
    @alexxquivel 5 місяців тому

    My first language is Spanish and it was so funny seeing you try to pronounce/understand the words.

  • @trashtiger
    @trashtiger 6 місяців тому +5

    i speak russian and oh my god that russian bit i think physically hurt me

  • @Toxi-jl9fk
    @Toxi-jl9fk 6 місяців тому +1

    watching you struggle to read french makes me feel better about my french

  • @BooTube5
    @BooTube5 6 місяців тому +3

    this was a great stream

  • @som-two
    @som-two 6 місяців тому +6

    i don’t think the high school spanish carried you 😭
    OH MY GOD ITS ANDRE THE ICE CREAM MAN

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому

      "My name is Andre, Andre Glacier! The sweetheart's matchmaker!" 🎵

  • @Vicvillon
    @Vicvillon 6 місяців тому +1

    chargey du gaugey du dronee took me out 😭😭😭 thanks alpha LOOOOOL

  • @Lou_animates
    @Lou_animates 6 місяців тому +9

    BOOO THE EIFFEL TOWER WASN’T UPSIDE DOWN LIKR IN THE CRATER

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому +2

      Aww man I forgot about that 😭

  • @azubilp
    @azubilp 6 місяців тому +2

    I hate it when people claim german to be horrible as a language.
    It's not THAT difficult...
    Spanish however, they got exceptions for exceptions...

  • @eisen-lattice7075
    @eisen-lattice7075 6 місяців тому +3

    I remember seeing this when it was streamed 🙃

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому

      Thank you so much for saving my behind during Russian! 🙏

  • @fernoagent8581
    @fernoagent8581 6 місяців тому

    as a french viewer hearing you speak french was pain
    pease continue doing it

  • @VaskoGames
    @VaskoGames 6 місяців тому +3

    Kакво става тук другар?

  • @Amethyst0407
    @Amethyst0407 6 місяців тому +2

    I am never letting go of the Taco Bell thing :)

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому +1

      ¡Yo quiero Taco Bell! 🤠

  • @aquaticsnom
    @aquaticsnom 6 місяців тому

    As someone who took French in HS, you somehow did better than me lol

  • @gamespy6632
    @gamespy6632 6 місяців тому +1

    The most brain power stream

  • @THERATKING128
    @THERATKING128 6 місяців тому

    I remember when the OFFICIAL duolingo channel appeared and said you needed to do your Spanish lessons lol

  • @pchelik_please
    @pchelik_please 16 днів тому

    As a russian person i absolutely forgot how confusing russian language can be for people who don't know it

  • @DisassemblyDrone5260
    @DisassemblyDrone5260 6 місяців тому +2

    I’m trying to speak German. :)

  • @Theoneinthebackground
    @Theoneinthebackground 4 місяці тому

    For German
    S=z
    F=v
    V=f
    W=v
    And when it comes to nouns I’d say it’s 50/50 on weather they are similar to English and same with verbs but when I comes to articles ex: a, am, the. Those are not only based on gender and who you’re talking to but also they aren’t how you would think to pronounce aren’t close to English.
    Ex Wo? The pronounce wo it would be vo (the o is the same in cold) but the translation is where, Wo=where.
    ‚Wohin kommst du?‘ literally translates to ‘where from come you’ but most people would say where do you come from.
    Words like do basically don’t exist in German and don’t get me stared in verbs.
    In English
    I swim
    You swim
    He, she, it swims
    We swim
    Ya’ll swim
    They/ you proper swim
    In German
    Based verb schwimmen
    Ich schwimme
    Du schwimmst
    Sie,er, es, schwimmt
    Wir schwimmen
    Ihr schwimmt
    Sie/sie schwimmen
    Yes every verbs ending changes depending on who you’re saying and talking to. There is a pattern called est ten ten
    E, st, t, en , t, en
    But this pattern only applies to regular verbs sometime the verbs have no pattern and no ‘rules’.
    A lot of words in German especially the longer words are literally just multiple words put together.
    Homework=Hausaufgaben
    The pronunciation is
    House, ow ff , gobin

  • @antoniomoreira5039
    @antoniomoreira5039 6 місяців тому

    Portuguese would’ve been an interesting one if it were in the game. It’s one most yet least similar languages to English. Like they use the same alphabet and a native English speaker would probably be able to figure out a couple of similar and even some that are written exactly the same(like chocolate and banana), but if that same hypothetical English speaker tried to LEARN Portuguese, they’d be traumatized the moment they learned every single word has a gender.

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому

      I think Portuguese is a language on the Switch but, like Russian, we just didn't have time to get to it.

    • @antoniomoreira5039
      @antoniomoreira5039 6 місяців тому

      @@Alphastar716 it’s a language on the switch, but not a language in splatoon, which is why I wanted to learn English in the first place because Nintendo wasn’t didn’t start localizing games to Portuguese until the release of Mario kart 8 DX(Which still was only in Portugal Portuguese which has some very significant differences from Brazilian Portuguese, which is not the only variation, but it’s probably spoken the most in comparison to others). But recently, a lot of switch titles have been localized to Portuguese. Mario Wonder, in particular, was a HUGE W(even the talking flowers are VOICED in both BR and PR Portuguese!). Anyway, sorry about the lecture here, i am WAY too detailing.

  • @AlanKerave
    @AlanKerave Місяць тому

    How quick???

  • @Mk-mz8zt
    @Mk-mz8zt 6 місяців тому +1

    The russian part was really cute:)

  • @tirex3673
    @tirex3673 6 місяців тому

    Btw, all the Agents are called „Nr. #“ in German, e.g. „Agent 3“ is „Nr. 3“

  • @zomrai
    @zomrai 6 місяців тому +4

    i love me some german splatoon 😋 (i am ok at german)

  • @hahani17
    @hahani17 6 місяців тому +1

    As as an ex-French student.....
    ...
    Inb4 the french reenact their revolution in these comments

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому

      I'll be ready for them 🔫🦅

    • @-Hamza
      @-Hamza 6 місяців тому +1

      I mean hey the French are already protesting something related to the Olympics might as well tack this video on as another reason to protest or something.

  • @mauroortegasunol8329
    @mauroortegasunol8329 6 місяців тому

    Why did you do Mexican Spanish?

  • @ma1-t1f
    @ma1-t1f 6 місяців тому

    Make the next be salmon run or story mode believer one would be funny which one you choose next well identify of which is gonna be the last one of this game

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому

      In a past stream I actually did play Big Run in other languages. I haven't touched the single player yet though. 👀

  • @mathiashoppe6762
    @mathiashoppe6762 5 місяців тому

    22:15 too late

  • @Sgragy.J
    @Sgragy.J 6 місяців тому +2

    Huh

  • @TheYosh-3210
    @TheYosh-3210 6 місяців тому +1

    I’m in the video for half a second let’s go

  • @Optimus97
    @Optimus97 5 місяців тому

    Why block tho, as a Russian I had fun watching this

  • @Lila_Sky
    @Lila_Sky 6 місяців тому +4

    Russian woooooo

  • @Bria987
    @Bria987 6 місяців тому +1

    Hopefully after a lot of these different language videos you can speak in every language properly Alpha 😭

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому +1

      I won't, but at least I'm getting better 😀

  • @User-ib4jz
    @User-ib4jz 6 місяців тому

    Don't know why they changed Acht cuz that's already German.

    • @tirex3673
      @tirex3673 6 місяців тому +1

      Exactly, because „acht“ is german for „eight“. If you have a character called „acht“ and a character called „nummer acht“, things can get confusing.

  • @flyiny
    @flyiny 6 місяців тому +1

    Lmao

  • @yorichi-Dms
    @yorichi-Dms 6 місяців тому

    im mexican❤❤

  • @giganticmoon
    @giganticmoon 6 місяців тому

    mispronouncing the japanese and spanish be like

  • @martifire8175
    @martifire8175 6 місяців тому

    Hola I'm spanish lol xd (I live in chile 👍)

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому +1

      I hope I did Latin American Spanish at least a little justice x)

  • @CountBLECK1
    @CountBLECK1 6 місяців тому

    No hablo ingles los seinto senior Alpha

  • @W1ffex
    @W1ffex 6 місяців тому

    try sign language Lmao :]

    • @Alphastar716
      @Alphastar716  6 місяців тому

      Yes, I would love to see Splatoon dialogue translated into hand signs lol

  • @SplatzicYT
    @SplatzicYT 4 місяці тому

    the french was butchered and dutch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GamesAndAnimes
    @GamesAndAnimes 6 місяців тому +1

    To be honest Russians get blocked, because of other reasons. 😓