Grandpa Fred Is Going Senile | Ted's Farewell | David Strassman Vol. 4
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- Опубліковано 28 сер 2024
- Strassman's hilarious puppet, Grandpa Fred, is going senile, just moved into his retirement home, chasing all the single ladies at the home. Laments about his new girlfriend.
*muffled grunts and groans*
*opens door*
"Shut the door she's naked!"
*drops door*
LMAO
+Katya Knightwolf Hi Katya, I've been doing that, "Voice in the trunk" for many years now.. people love it. Thanks for watching! -Dave
+David Strassman Jeff Dunham rocks
please sign autograph DVD's Ted e bear thanks June 15
Hey! Shut the damn door!
Kills me every time XD
@@DavidStrassmanChannel So since this special was filmed in 2010 and Fred says he was 86 years old at the time, that means he was born in 1924
1:54
Fred: *WHEEZES*
David: It's not that funny
Fred: I'm not laughing I'M HAVING A *HEART ATTACK YA BASTARD!*
I couldn’t stop laughing at that bit 😂🤣
I was wheezing myself ;D
Is that you Jesus ?!
i’m coming home nana
"Wanna earn a dolla?!" Nearly spit my tea out. LOFL!
I loved right at the beginning, "-SHUT THE DOOR, SHE'S NAKED!"
grandpa Fred meets Walter from Jeff dunham
My God, I hope that will happen.
Same
Ted E. Bear + Bubba J.
Chuck + Peanut
Kevin + Jose Jalapeño... on a stiiiick ^_^
We need all of the ventriloquists in the same room and stage lol
Yes
I'm going to be grandpa Fred when I'm older hahaha
Best Grandpa to be lol. You'll be a hassle for your kids and caretakers but you'll have a lot of fun
Louis P
Same here
I already am
I want to see this guy and Jeff Dunham have Fred and Walter do a comedy skit! XD
I would wheeze like an old man at that performance.
If only, if only
Grumpy old men
I understand there is no friendliness between the two mentioned entertainers.
I want to see that too
I started wheezing when Grandpa Fred started wheezing, I was laughing so hard
Hi Dominic, that's so hard to do, make him wheeze.. glad it made you wheeze!! -Dave
dominic garcia "I'm not laughing, i'm hAVING A HEART ATTACK YA BASTARD!"
I also started wheezing when Fred did.
Wanna earn a dollar
David Strassman I was laughing so hard at that bit too
"How dare you insinuate- no." XD
Well there's your problem. You gotta remember to take your pills.
"False alarm, it's just gas"
Ah yes... fart jokes... a staple of good humor!
"Can ya smell the beets?"
TheNecroticRaptor I thought he said can you smell the beach
@@EFmagician Me too!
Here I sit all broken hearted, I paid my dime but only FARTED.
I read this on a pay toilet stall wall as a kid in downtown Chicago. There are two more lines to it but not related to farts and a little R+ rated.
Oh I thought he said beach
@@EFmagician Me too!
I love how he can make both Ted E and Fred seem so animated almost as much Ted from the film by Seth McFarlane and it makes it me think Dave is one of much more talented ventriloquists of the world.
Hi John,
That's really nice of you to say that.. I do like the movie "Ted", I thought it was so funny...
Well, glad you like my stuff and keep watching!
Dave
“Oh look a biscuit... IT WAS RIBED”
*ribbed
SHUT THAT DOOR she naked!!!!!!!!! who my wife!!!!!!! I died laughing
Hi Renee,
Glad you think Grandpa is funny... he's one of my favorites!
Keep watching!
Love,
Dave
If he was 86 in 2015, that means he would've been born around 1928 - 1929
Vincent Berkan
He dresses like he’s from that time.
@@valianthorizon6890 And acts like it.
This video is so funny, it had me rolling on the floor laughing and crying.
Hi Leah,
Glad you like Grandpa..
Thanks,
Dave
I can’t stop laughing at the video 😂🤣
This guy and Jeff Dunham would be a great duo
Maybe they could collaborate at some point.
Im a ventriloquist and the difficult part is to write scripts for my less popular characters. I enjoy your stories and characters thank you for sharing
Omg. Watching Fred now, all I can see is my great-grandfather. He even made the hooker pick-up joke many times. Thank you Dave for bringing a sense of cuteness and humor to old age. Love from Pennsylvania.
Hey DV,
Glad you like my stuff... I love Pennsylvania, a beautiful state!
D
@@DavidStrassmanChannel I am 83 yrs. I love all your puppeteers, especially Teri and grandpa. They make me laugh. I put them on my phone every night.
Hey where
D
God bless you
Senior puppets are the best
Like Walter
Good lord hes naked. Put some clothes on ya bastard!
Paradraw Zombie, they ARE funnier as hell !!
I was just now recommended this, I'm glad I found this video.
0:05 when your at a sleepover and your getting changed and your friend comes in while your getting changed
i think this is now my favourite puppet
"Look, a biscuit".
I was already laughing but that one nearly sent me tumbling out of the chair.
Grandpa Fred... funny as always
Not all the time
Love your shows David hope to get to a show :)
Lisa Ward Hi Lisa.. thanks for your kind words! -Dave
Never heard of this guy, dont even know why this was in my recommended videos. Still laughed my ass off xD
Me too man
He brings these puppets to life...incredible!
Oh look a biscuit, I was chewing on it for hours hahaha an this morning I farted a balloon, and it was ribbed!!!
Omg that shit had me dieing! Nanna I'm coming home! Haha much love strassman hope your doing great!
god i love this guys "wanna earn a dollar"
Sucks how everytime he comes to tamworth though im broke :( i will see him live eventually!!
+TheGood Fella Hey GoodFella... so sorry you're broke.. Come to the show and ask for Zoe.. I'm sure we'll squeeze you in... Tell her I said so on UA-cam. -DS
+David Strassman omg no i just noticed this msg, damn missed out :( oh well this time im watching ur site like a hawk waiting for ur next visit, gonna buy the tickets asap ^^
"It wasn't that funny..."
"I'm not laughing I'm having a heart attack you bastard!"
🤣🤣🤣
Love this conversation (grandpa Fred)
Always play it 🤗😂😂😂
Hi Jean,
Grandpa is one on my Favs... wait till my new DVD comes out this year. Grandpa has a big part.
Thanks,
D
David Strassman, you need to do one with grandma Fred like this one !!
This is probably the “Bluest” That I have ever seen him preform. I loved it. I’m sure in the right venue he can let loose a little.
David Strassman is funnier than hell !!!
+David Strassman Your content is the most diverse and hilarious of all ventriloquists I have seen! Kudos to you man. You are awesome!
David. just wanted to let you know you do a fantastic job. my favorite is grandpa fred. hope to see more soon
+Chef Jonathan Hey Chef, Glad you enjoy my work. -Dave
love Grandpa Fred, your work with all your characters is wonderful. Laughter is the best medicine they say and you deliver a wonderful dose. Living with a painful disorder I use comedy to make me forget the pain for a little while. Your comedy is better than a pain pill, thank you for a dose of laughter. : )
+J Rich (jrich5472) Hey J Rich, I am blessed to be able to make people laugh for a living.. Glad it affects you personally! All my best, -Dave
David Strassman My favorite characters are Ted E. Bare, Grandpa Fred, and Chuck Wood
@@DavidStrassmanChannel like your show you do a great job
"Raise of the dead!" XD
Omg I’m laughing so hard omg I’m wheezing
I love grandpa Fred he’s sooo witty 😀😀
Love watching your performances... Taking notes for my own ventriloquist show here in NY. some characters are stronger than others.. all your characters are brilliant
Glad you enjoy my stuff... Find me on Facebook if you need any pointers. -All my best, Dave
AH SHOOT WHATS UP MAN?! :D
I was so happy david when your show was on Netflix I was laughing my ass off
+danny366587 Hi Danny, glad you enjoyed it. Hope you find your ass... DS
I always love watching your videos, Dave.
Chuck was nuts seeing Grandpa Fred is the same too , and others too of all of David had his own now,
Dave sir I'm your big fan,u r a pure genius.....
Seriously so funny...😂😂😂
6:50 OH, HELL NO!!!
One of my favorite Grandpa Fred skits.
I laughed sooo hard when he was like shut the door shes naked XD
Glad you liked it!! -DS
Good job David. Danny and Bruce
Bruce Brown Hey Bruce, glad you enjoy my stuff.. say hi to Danny.. -Dave
Let's play hide and go senile .you win LMAO.
I have been looking for this comedian for ages ever since they deleted of Netflix
I love you Grandpa fred, you are so funny
+McDrummer Rocker Hey McDrummer, Grandpa Fred says, "What?" lol DS
my Friend Wes Philips of Aylsham, hit 90 feb. 4 2019.
"sharper than a tack" drives & cooks !!!
Hallelu-Yah !
You're a great artist David. I hope I can master my craft as well as you have mastered yours!
very entertaining, keep up the good work!
2:56 lmao i lost it
This whole thing made me laugh. But 2:56, 5:14, and 5:47 are my favorite parts
Fred is hilarious! "NO I don't wanna see him in a g string!"
Not even a minute in and just 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Brilliant stuff David keep it up would love to see you live one day
+gloomanddoom666 Thanks, mate! -DS
That is hilarious!
5:11 - 5:30, best joke by a ventriloquist !!
And when talking about the Monkey I literally fell out of my chair.
Still laughed hysterically
Grandpa Fred is like my grandfather funny as hell
This honestly had me laughing to the point of tears throughout the entirety of this!😂
YOURE SO BRILLIANT! keep it up! wish i can see you perform live. Much love from Philippines :*
+Krizna Lyn Rotoras Hi Krizna, Thanks for the nice comments.. keep watching! -DS
+David Strassman your performance in Devonport was so cool when you coming again I'll be there. Again.. XD
I almost laughed myself to death when Fred was talking about the Miracle Down Under or The Raising of the Dead. Pissed off the neighbors so I kept on laughing.
2:41 - 3:20, Comedy gold !!
UA-cam Bots: It's got a teddy bear puppet! Made for kids!
Fans Of This Channel: Open your ears and think again!
I hope to see you perform live in Wolverhampton soon cos I've seen your videos I think you are funny and hilarious
+Kamal Jassal Hey Kamal, not sure when I'm coming back to Wolverhampton.. I was there in 2010, I think, but no plans, as of yet to return... hopefully sooner than later. -DS
David iam from india….i like ur vedios Aaaa lotttttt that i start nd end my day with teddys vedio
Really talented brother you aree❤❤❤❤❤❤
+David Strassman will your new show be on DVD? You are always brilliant and your shows make me laugh all the time :) The next thing on my bucket list is to see your live shows :) you will always be the best ventriloquist to me!!!! I remember seeing you on Hey Hey it's Saturday!!!! I love Ted.E Bare (Sorry Chuck :p)
+Michaela Flynn Hi Michaela, Thanks for the kind words! My new show, iTed E will be on DVD in a couple years.. right now I'm touring it live. Check out my website for when I'm in a city near you! Thanks for your support! -Dave
So funny!! :)
He is to funny !!!
Thanks, Josha!
Dave
David Strassman your very welcome love your material !
And now that I finished it, well to funny! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
My gut hurts!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
sooooo dodgy but hillarious!!!! "No i better not "
I used to work at an assisted living facility. It is scary just how accurate Grandpa Fred's description of one is.
I caught the mouth moving almost everytime
"The next day I farted a balloon." LMAO
Love his laugh
I love your videos
Hi Robby, thanks for that, I love making them! Dave
Thanks for uploading these videos as for me, someone from the UK, it's bit difficult seeing your shows in person. So keep coming whatever you can give.
+theodoreoverlord Hey Theodore, glad you like my stuff.. I hope to come to the UK in 2016.. in the meantime, keep watching, and thanks! -Dave
+David Strassman Wait really!? Well I hope so too and I'll keep my eyes open for anything if it does happen.
Since I will to book it in advance.
More off ted E .it is fun with and good time
+Alan Slade Hey Alan, take a look at some of the older vintage Ted! Thanks! Dave
I love Grandpa Fred!!!!!!
hi David it's kamal saying that I love all your caracters I would love to see you perform live in Wolverhampton or Birmingham cos all your UA-cam videos are really funny it would be even better to see you perform live please let me know Wolverhampton or bimingham in UK
+Kamal Jassal Hey Kamal, I use to perform all over the UK, including Birmingham and Wolverhampton.. not since 2005... Maybe soon.. I do have a UK store... www.davidstrassman.com Thanks! -Dave
+David Strassman I just got done with watching Jeff Dunham I was laughing so hard
Walter achmed peanut Jose jalapeño 13🎰
It’s Walter’s teddy bear.
LOL - love Grandpa Bear!
I'd seen jeff dunham at the Wisconsin state fair this year peanut is funny 😂😃
Tricks are for kids, tactics are for teens, but strategies are Seniors 😉.
Omg, I fucking love Grandpa Fred.
the raising of the dead 🤣🤣
Yes that be grand pa ted and Walter
I'm having a heart attack Fred are you ok
"Nurse...number 7....? No I better not."
i love how grandpa fred looks like teddy but acts like chuck
XD
Wish I could find this volume here in the states.
Yeah, me too.. Wish I could release it in the States, but Netflix only wants "recent" titles.. go figure.. DS
😂😂😂 I'm dying
I like when Fred says how you insinuate. no