12:18 James: Oh, Is it disposable? Aleks: No! It's 200$. James: **Kobe's expensive camera into the basketball hoop** **has existential crisis on floor**
9:38 that really reminded me of that time back on treetopia when James had a pig on the roof of the communal tree and then Aleks kept yelling "DO IT PUSSYYY" at the pig to jump off the roof and then the pig jumped while James still had the lead so they basically hung the pig
Yeah guys, my guess as to why you're not making so much profit is because you keep buying expensive shit then destroying it the minute you get your hands on it
Oliver Sargent Doesn't matter that they destroy them. They wouldn't ever use any of these items again so they're free to destroy them. And as long as they make more money off the video than it costs them to make it, they're only wasting time if anything.
Oliver Sargent 500 dollars on stuff for a video which probably makes 8-10 times that much is nothing compared to the *tens of thousands a month* they have to spend on bills, employees, services +their personal bills plus rents etc.
Muffet Reread my comment, I never claimed they got all, or even a majority of, all their income from the ad revenue. Alot of it comes from sponsorships, RT backings for major upgrades, subsides on location rent that they may recieve. not to mention Merch sales and their backlog of videos. I'm sure they also get a residual cut from the creatures as well.
james-"ohh is it disposable?" aleks- "no its 200 bucks" james-*smiles and proceeds to make a basket and misses camera completaly shatters* me- rewatches it 1000 times still laugh only in cowchop
whenever james shoots something at the basketball net and it breaks i lose it
12:18
James: Oh, Is it disposable?
Aleks: No! It's 200$.
James: **Kobe's expensive camera into the basketball hoop**
**has existential crisis on floor**
A $200 camera is nothing
for a camera its not expensive, but 200 is still quite alot of money to throw away XD.
Literally XD
12:22
still 200 bucks though
OsDoesCOD funny thing is they don't have a ton of money to do that stuff yet they do it lol
Holy shit james accually appreciated something Aleks got hm 2:30
9:04 *opera music slowly gets louder*
Oh no...
you know when that classical/opera starts up some shit is about to go down...
James: "Is it disposable?"
Alex: "No, it's $200"
James: *throws it across the room and cries when it shatters*
aleks is an adidas jacket short away from being a true slav
Hujan King take notes James
Hujan King boris the shashlik king would be proud
right
My brother introduced me to Boris & Dimitri XD
and semechki
james "some people come to this channel to escape their mind and body" "AND SOUL"
Can we get a fundraiser for new shoes for James
A Single Cheeto Puff He should sell signed DC's. Those would go for a lot.
A Single Cheeto Puff he's very insecure about his shoes he would get bullied about them we need to save him from the misery
A Single Cheeto Puff I
Yes, fuck his Osiris and DC shoes are disgusting
A Single Cheeto Puff
THE NERVE
im gonna end it all
just like novapipebomb
hey wait a second, wheres spencer?
Just like the creature hub**
suicidal joe Here I am
Do it, pussy!
suicidal joe WATCH OUT!
I love how Joe is always so optimistic amidst all the sadness and pain.
Every new video that comes out seems to show them slipping more and more into depression.
Sometimes, I come back and rewatch these... reminds me of better times. (although each of these peoples current content is still great)
I like how stuff is blurred for one episode then after that it's free game and everyone doesn't give a flying fuck about blurring it out anymore
They better break out the balsamic vinaigrette
They need to bring back those streams
ETM deadass!!
10:00 James' absolute late reaction to that is golden.
cowchop need 2 things: 1) get sponsored by Bad Dragon 2) make a channel called cowchop uncensored
They have an account on youporn with uncensored videos
ah of course thank you
i think they still can get sponsored videos idk
RATEDXWARRIOR who do you think sent them those dildoes in the background, bad dragon themselves.
as a film photography student, watching them try to work an instant camera really made my day, "IT SAYS TO REFRIGERATE THEM" XD
That group photo sold for $3.9 million dollars to a cowchop collector in Dubai.
no way
probably was you wasnt it
9:24 - 9:47 Such chaos, I love it
Investigate 9/11
Tahkos Investigate 3/11!
We all know the alex accounts did 9/11
Conspiracy James but I'm just a fetus I couldn't possibly do 9/11
extreme Lube yeah too bad man
Why was their another jet engine mounted on top of the plane?? O.o
From 09:07 to about 10:00 is one of my favorite moments in Cow Chop.
I never realized how massive Jakob was compared to James and Aleks
3:06 backstage laughing made this part hilarious.
love how they censor the disco they're holding but not the one on the shelf
You know shit about to go down when you hear angelic music in a Cow Chop video...
You know shits going down when the opera music starts.
I love this 4K camera that they use and how much you can see with the blurriness!
Cow Chop now got that token black guy instead of the asian. feelsbadman
Thank you for the ending. I enjoy Trevor whispering in my ear
Aleks trying to bully a beer pong robot into suicide will forever be etched into my memory
I only watch cow chop to escape my soul.
Look at Trevey boy looking skinny
loving the motion tracking visual editing
this channel helps me escape my mind, escape my body, and escape my soul
MORE JAKOB PLEASE HES ADORABLE
Remember when they played beer pong on a stream and drank balsamic
Lee Hoyar *triggered*
9:24-10:04 had me laughing harder than it should have.
That group picture was kinda cool. Felt like you guys were some sort of fucked up family taking a picture.
I love how in an Instant everything can be normal but then chaos resumes its madness at cow chop.
The video quality is on par!
I always enjoyed the reviews of the product
I hope one of the boxes there gonna open that yellow rice eater Aron pops out...that will make my day👌
Love the new camera. Quality is awesome.
Will Cow Chop ever buy something that lasts more than 5 minutes at the office? Find out next millennium!
9:38 that really reminded me of that time back on treetopia when James had a pig on the roof of the communal tree and then Aleks kept yelling "DO IT PUSSYYY" at the pig to jump off the roof and then the pig jumped while James still had the lead so they basically hung the pig
That basketball hoop was a bad idea
loving the new intern's hair game; righteous hair my man.
and James with those kind of photos, if in light are supposed to be wiggled furiously.
Is it disposable? No its $200.
James your Until Dawn walkthrough was top notch
9:15
We need a "Hyped Aleks" account
"Some people come to this channel to escape their mind, escape their body, and escape their soul"
So true!
Joe looks scared LMAO
When the classical music starts you KNOW something is about to go down
Where's that Rainbow Six video
Axel Ruiz what was that supposed to be
I love how when Aleks jumped on the table you could see Joe in the background snickering to himself.
Yeah guys, my guess as to why you're not making so much profit is because you keep buying expensive shit then destroying it the minute you get your hands on it
Oliver Sargent Doesn't matter that they destroy them. They wouldn't ever use any of these items again so they're free to destroy them. And as long as they make more money off the video than it costs them to make it, they're only wasting time if anything.
Oliver Sargent 500 dollars on stuff for a video which probably makes 8-10 times that much is nothing compared to the *tens of thousands a month* they have to spend on bills, employees, services +their personal bills plus rents etc.
Oliver Sargent My point is, they aren't going broke because they destroyed a 200 dollar camera.
Muffet Reread my comment, I never claimed they got all, or even a majority of, all their income from the ad revenue. Alot of it comes from sponsorships, RT backings for major upgrades, subsides on location rent that they may recieve. not to mention Merch sales and their backlog of videos. I'm sure they also get a residual cut from the creatures as well.
12:30 YOU'VE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
AMAZON PRIME TIME, or more acurrate name WHY WE DONT HAVE MONEY
That polaroid camera was actually a good ass gift. i want it!
B A L S A M I C vinagrete
3:40 why I don't eat breakfast while watching cowchop
Hello and Welcome to Amazon Prime Time.
crazy to think 5 years ago they were in the warehouse
;'( Why isnt Anna in anymore skits
_Jamison_ did u watch the video, that should explain it really
Amazon Prime Time on My Birthday is the best gift ever!!!!
HURRY LOCK THE DOORS THE ALEKS ARE COMING WutFace
Watching Cow Chop while stoned makes it a buttjillion times funnier.
guys just save your editors the effort and put like duck tape on your address next time
Whenever the classical opera music kicks in.. I know it's gonna be good!
If they had Spencer he could've clean all that shit up.
James Na True true
James Na And created 4 more shitstorms
Glass Walrus Productions God damn he was cringey
He'd lick that shit clean off the floor.
WHAT IS THIS SPENCER THING???
that swing was beautiful aleksss
これは良いビデオです
ところで、スペンサーはどこですか？
Ninja Aleks Herro my friend, how long will your stay be at the Aleks meme circle jerk
We are here to destroy yall
Evil Spencer So we must cleanse these UA-cam comments
Fancy Spencer That is right
"Half right? I only said one word." So innocent.
THE PUTIN JOKE DID NOT AGE WELL LOL
james-"ohh is it disposable?"
aleks- "no its 200 bucks"
james-*smiles and proceeds to make a basket and misses camera completaly shatters*
me- rewatches it 1000 times still laugh
only in cowchop
1:38 the video did not age well…..
9:07 When you hear classical music you know shits about to go down
Spencers, UNITE
Normal Spencer Today we take this comment section for the Spencers!
Evil Spencer Yes brothers, we must combat the aleks's.
Normal Spencer Anyone wanna listen to Limp Biskuit?
Fancy Spencer I shall be the commander of our army
Viking Spencer and I shall be our leader
That Thumbnail looking CLEAAAAAN
I hate the new intro
You know it's gonna get good when opera creeps in from the background 😂
when this series is dying so every episode has to involve alcohol
Thank you James!
jakob is the best thing about these videos nowadays
Aleks pressuring the robot to suicide is my aesthetic 😂
everytime that opera music comes on, you just know shits about to go down
I love how you can tell theres going to be destruction before t happens from the music
That was an accurate representation of when I try to dm someone and shoot my shot
9:58 I literally screamed "ALEKS NO" at my phone
The "Now we gotta get something to drink" montage was beautiful
9:20 has anyone noticed that when the music plays, shit hits the fan
What's the name of the very relaxing tropical music? I like.
one of if not the best one yet
i don't think I've clicked on a video faster than I have now hahahaha seeing james hold that polaroid 😍
Whenever the opera music starts playing, you know shits about to go down.
I love how you can watch the progression of their sanity everyday
You always know something good is going to happen when you here the opera start.
When aleks holds a bat at 9:11 you know he's about to fuck shit up , like that old cinco de mayo video.
I cried a bit during the group photo scene
since Alon is nowhere to be seen