The worthlessness of the simpleton (at best) generation which…well all I can really call is is which most recently spawned…probably in some scum filled stagnant muck…is just as completely low functioning in every sense as they are totally unable to function without being told what to think and whom they should support and worship (other worthless people, the vulgar, the helplessly know nothing, the big government, big pharma, trillion dollar industry, and international surveilance) and they just get so off it’s crazy on obeying the powers that be when they are ordered to go spread their never before seen level of hatred and ugliness as they heil the liberal globalist dictatorship and system of total control before going to make life hell for anyone who dares to support the idea of individual thinking or individuality, anyone who believes the government should be limited conservatively and not given power of a liberal amount over people I mean, for once the youth of the world are BEGGING FOR big brother and DEMANDING that immediately the means be put in place to monitor and take out anyone who doesn’t agree with the globalist liberal agenda and they obey everything trillion dollars businesses tell them and instead they attack and curse doctors, experts, those with prior experience, religious folk, and anyone who measures the moral compass of society anc judges it lacking. If you would have told me in 2023 the left would make 1940s Germany look like Childs play as they demand guys who are actually women inside just a penile complication at birth…be allowed total anadultwtated access to women in their most vulnerable places…alone and t her are all lesbian too what do you know. Of COURSE they’re not just pervert sex creeps who are being led right to a smorgasbord of sexual victim access where the victims will pay and pay dearly if they even think about saying no… It’s a crazy sick world so I pray it goes to hell soon.
When I was in 2nd grade I got my first kazoo and it looked exactly like that (it was plastic with a metallic purple) and I didn’t know how it worked and thought the plastic stuff was packaging and keeping it from playing so I took it off. A year later I realized that you pretty much have to hum in it and the plastic is what makes the noise. I was never able to get another kazoo again after my first time because it was considered a waste of money so rip me ever being able to play a kazoo
Sorry Elise but you're mistaken. I just learned yesterday from our friend's 8 month old son the correct method. First you slobber on the entire thing, then you throw it in the dirt repeatedly, then you get your dad to blow into it or perhaps blow into either end yourself.
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"She had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
DONG I SEE U EVERYWHERE
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE
WTF
GO HOME TOUCH GRASS PLZZZ
I immediately stopped laughing when i saw you. Dong it's getting out of control.
Man I was playing my kazoo with my nose
close enough
@@EliseEcklund 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@EliseEcklund XD
Bro my nose is stuffed and I don't have a kazoo
@@royart4781 man r.I.p
"dont text ur ex"
the escalated quickly
But she said she wanted to sTiLl Be FrIeNds!
@@crashdaddy261Dawg I can’t be friends with her if I’m still in love with her 😔
@@crashdaddy261 Don't, it's not worth it.
@@cottoncandace7704 I’m back with my ex and we have had a real long relationship now
@@cottoncandace7704 but I’m just lucky I think
"Don't text back your ex" Wise words.
She got us all in checkmate while we were playing checkers 😂
I'm only doing a comment in your comment because that is not the way you play a kazoo
Davie504, you met your match
Thank you Elise now I have self respect and a kazoo on my tummy.
900 likes and no replies? Lemme change that.
@@KiwiLand_gaming damn it. you got here be for me my 20 mins
XD
😳🥴😂😂😂
😂
This changed my life
i'm so happy for u
@@EliseEcklund 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@EliseEcklund YAS🤣🤣🤣
It truly has given me the strength to live.
@@EliseEcklund happy? Ayo🤨
“Never let them now your next move” in an other level. 💀
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Frfr
I needed this…
Not all hero’s wear capes…
Why why do you never smile you looks creepy when you don’t smile?
@@rahatshiraz1355WTH
not all heroes wear capes...
BUT THEY DO PLAY THE KAZOO😂
Literally I needed this like Literally wish I could explaine
heroes*
love how she says" don't text back your ex" XD
Ikr 😂😂😂
i new she was a troll with her dead expression while explaining
She roasted our whole existence in a minute this woman has mad skills
Our…sorry honey but I don’t date jakasses
The worthlessness of the simpleton (at best) generation which…well all I can really call is is which most recently spawned…probably in some scum filled stagnant muck…is just as completely low functioning in every sense as they are totally unable to function without being told what to think and whom they should support and worship (other worthless people, the vulgar, the helplessly know nothing, the big government, big pharma, trillion dollar industry, and international surveilance) and they just get so off it’s crazy on obeying the powers that be when they are ordered to go spread their never before seen level of hatred and ugliness as they heil the liberal globalist dictatorship and system of total control before going to make life hell for anyone who dares to support the idea of individual thinking or individuality, anyone who believes the government should be limited conservatively and not given power of a liberal amount over people I mean, for once the youth of the world are BEGGING FOR big brother and DEMANDING that immediately the means be put in place to monitor and take out anyone who doesn’t agree with the globalist liberal agenda and they obey everything trillion dollars businesses tell them and instead they attack and curse doctors, experts, those with prior experience, religious folk, and anyone who measures the moral compass of society anc judges it lacking. If you would have told me in 2023 the left would make 1940s Germany look like Childs play as they demand guys who are actually women inside just a penile complication at birth…be allowed total anadultwtated access to women in their most vulnerable places…alone and t her are all lesbian too what do you know. Of COURSE they’re not just pervert sex creeps who are being led right to a smorgasbord of sexual victim access where the victims will pay and pay dearly if they even think about saying no…
It’s a crazy sick world so I pray it goes to hell soon.
Our...?
When I was in 2nd grade I got my first kazoo and it looked exactly like that (it was plastic with a metallic purple) and I didn’t know how it worked and thought the plastic stuff was packaging and keeping it from playing so I took it off. A year later I realized that you pretty much have to hum in it and the plastic is what makes the noise. I was never able to get another kazoo again after my first time because it was considered a waste of money so rip me ever being able to play a kazoo
For a few seconds I thought she was a genius.
She's a marketing genius, tho.
She’s hilarious! 😂
as a Kazoo i can confirm that this is correct
I was literally thinking on responding to my ex texts or calls from today. Thanks for that last reminder
She text me like five minutes ago… 🤣
Bro my choir teacher accidentally played this to teach us how to play it for a song and it was hilarious.
How did this pop up on my feed? My life has now been enriched.
These be fax
100%
This helps me a lot... Now I gotta text back my ex.
IM GETTING PAYBACK FR 😂
Ok but why did I think this was a vape for a second
Me just casually watching in a good mood*
"And nothings going to play because you are the one be played my friend don't text your ex."
*me* 👁👃👁
Not gunna lie, I needed that.
Towards the end, i was expecting to be rick rolled
This had so many turns especially the part where she says “don’t text back your ex”😂😂
Man, ive been playing kazoos with my eyes
I love how depressed you sound.
Man, I was playing it with an Oreo💀
Ok but let’s be honest D’hamia is incredibly attractive if I were princess we would had to cut to black lmao 😭
She feels like GPT-1.0 if it was a “person”
Thank you Elise i kinda really needed that
Why do I love this so much😂❤
I deadass thought she was holding a vape
As soon as I saw the kazoo I thought it was a vape pen 😢
“l DoNT hAvE a eX”
🤣🤣🤣o my goD!!😂 I just fell in love with this crazy girl 💯💐
Bro trolled us💀
Liked & subscribed best video I've ever seen thank you darling
God damn it woman we wanted that kazoo.
Wtf she got me there, I ain’t see that coming.
Bruh, you’re next level every time I see you on here
I want to see more of your professional kazoo work! lets GO Elyse...
My stoner a** thought that was a pipe at first sight 😂
I was watching and I went is that a vape?😂😂
Internet trollop.
saving this for that friend😂
Aubrey plaza plays a instrument shows how passionate she is
I mean, she is a professional, sooo...
But the meteor men beg to differ
Wonder if it works with a ........ phart? No demonstration required! 😂
She got her priorities in order better than half the dudes in the comments section.she passed the vibe check 😂
😂😂 "don't text back your ex"🎉😂😊
Reminds me of bobby that interviews celebs on her podcast and is extremely awkward
That escalated so fast 😂 yes ma'am
It sounds better when you light it up 😂
God how did this get on my feed
Tell us tell us how to play it!
Whew, thanks fam, I almost made a huge mistake right there
Gosh I wish I was that kazoo!
I thought it was a vape at first… I need therapy
I used to play the kazo in back yard
my school done a performance and we done it like on the thick end!😂😂😂
You are, indeed, the best kazoo player.
I was so focus to see how you play it
"the kazoo right......."
But why so emotionless 😂
Hold up a professional kazoo player!?
You blinked 😂
If you have a metal one smoke your weed in the top
I love Christian and edge kazoos or awesome
Na, the kazoo kid is the best at it
Sky is blue
Grass is green
We got scamm
She got views
👇 please like if I am right
Thats a weed pipe 😂
I don't want to come off as some snobby kazoo player, but...
Only play lemon flavored kazoos
Sorry Elise but you're mistaken. I just learned yesterday from our friend's 8 month old son the correct method. First you slobber on the entire thing, then you throw it in the dirt repeatedly, then you get your dad to blow into it or perhaps blow into either end yourself.
I have one of those!
Oh man. I'll never get it. Kazoo is much harder then I thought.
but- but i miss him
Lol looks like my weed bowl
This vid feels like it was directed at someone else😂 wacky
Same advice! I was about to! 😮
Well thanks for the advice
A few days too late
The last video she said she don’t blink in her videos and she’s like blinking 1000 times
Did I just got trolled and clickbaited at the same time
When she said , she's the best I had doubts 😂😂😂
great message!! 👍
Always thought u smoked out of those
How you gonna play the kazoo with your belly button if not on either end?
no love lost no love found! 😀
You say you don't blink you blinkt
YOU FINALLY BLINKED HA I FOUND THE MAGIG VIDEO OF HER BLINKING
Better than the kazoo up the wazoo
Why did you remind me of him😭😭
Holy shit. Wtf is the coincidence. My ex actually texted me a couple days ago and I needed an answer if I should text or not 😭😭😭
She is my music role model...I just want to know what she was high with to stay away from ever smoke it.
Great advice
Damn. Wish i would seen this like 5 mins ago because i surely just called 😂 got no answer of course lol