Louis CK Stand up Comedy : If I Had a Billion dollar

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @SnipairBelgium
    @SnipairBelgium Рік тому +44

    "can't even afford something that costs nothing" so relatable!

  • @mrc6032
    @mrc6032 2 роки тому +126

    I listen to Louis ck every time i feel depressed.. And after listening..i laugh so much that it's medicine. I am thankful for comedians bc they are therapeutic for me. I get tired of politics and government bullshit.. i get so tired of them.. So i turn on Louis ck and laugh and enjoy the fact that there is comedians here to help people like me. Thank you!

    • @escapist502
      @escapist502 2 роки тому +7

      Completely agree!

    • @mrkutty0
      @mrkutty0 2 роки тому

      Watch/listen to Theo🥰

    • @sebastianjung9190
      @sebastianjung9190 Рік тому +2

      acctully i have less talented standup for a bad day. Loui is resorved when shit has really hit the fan in my live

    • @nunyabusiness7056
      @nunyabusiness7056 Рік тому

      ​@@escapist502 that's what the like button is for you stupid fking moron.
      Thanks for commenting.
      (My attempt at Louis's humor, I also love Louis btw he makes life worth living).

    • @Drtbykr1
      @Drtbykr1 2 дні тому

      I hear you, all the radical division and hate has me down. Nevaeh Crain’s “murder” has me down. But the racist farm stuff had me crying.😂😂

  • @ledkareem727
    @ledkareem727 2 роки тому +194

    I don't think anyone can make me laugh more than ck.. Smart and funny

    • @eternaldestiny5232
      @eternaldestiny5232 Рік тому +3

      Maybe George Carlin

    • @csidetective8440
      @csidetective8440 Рік тому +4

      @@eternaldestiny5232 better philosopher, I think. Comedy though, give it to ck

    • @eternaldestiny5232
      @eternaldestiny5232 Рік тому

      @@csidetective8440 I don't know, i like both of them but i think i prefer Carlin because he just had this presence you know, his gestures, facial expressions...
      But i dont know much about american humor since im French i maybe have different tastes

    • @csidetective8440
      @csidetective8440 Рік тому

      @@eternaldestiny5232 I'll tell you what it is. Louis has much more setup -> punchline that keeps the audience rolling. Carlin was hilarious and loved to bend the English language but the tone wavered around much more serious tone that made you think only about life implications.

    • @csidetective8440
      @csidetective8440 Рік тому +1

      @@eternaldestiny5232 Louis found a way to uplift absurdity even though a not good thing happened. Carlin did an amazing job at making fun of the absurd but it leaves me with concern

  • @supertotoro
    @supertotoro Рік тому +17

    The unintentional Mitch Hedberg impersonation towards the end was pretty damn good. That sign bit, sounded very much like Mitch.

  • @ThePersianEmpire100
    @ThePersianEmpire100 2 роки тому +76

    Love you Louis Ck
    Your jokes are always simple yet smart and orginal
    You say things that no one else has thought about it

    • @OlliePete
      @OlliePete Рік тому +6

      When Seinfeld, Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais can sit in the same room and agree that Louis is one of the greatest, you know it's facts.
      Dave Chappelle is up there and is a genius, but I still think Louis is the best.

  • @Airress
    @Airress Рік тому +7

    Omggggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this man is freaking genius … every single show, jeeze

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop 2 роки тому +205

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Damn, I almost forgot how funny Louis is.

  • @robertwidz9384
    @robertwidz9384 3 роки тому +222

    Absolute Comedy Genius

  • @az0bis9
    @az0bis9 2 роки тому +53

    I was so sad and now I laughed thanks Louis

    • @ilovemelodyjane
      @ilovemelodyjane Рік тому +3

      Mental health begins with stand - up. 🥰🤣

  • @swanofnutella4734
    @swanofnutella4734 2 роки тому +340

    Clinton was still president when he performed this but it still sounds fresh.

    • @galacticwarlock2271
      @galacticwarlock2271 2 роки тому +9

      Cause it is truth.

    • @pixelatedgrass7528
      @pixelatedgrass7528 2 роки тому +10

      She won??

    • @JohnSmith-cg3cv
      @JohnSmith-cg3cv 2 роки тому +6

      @@pixelatedgrass7528 I’m taking the bait: it was Bill Clinton “Swan of Nutella” - by the way, what a name that is - was talking about.

    • @BradyIsAfagInHeat
      @BradyIsAfagInHeat Рік тому +4

      you fucking serious? Jesus christ this sounds excellent

    • @gooddoge9347
      @gooddoge9347 Рік тому +7

      You know it's dated when atm fees are a buck fidy

  • @TheFightInsideTheFighter
    @TheFightInsideTheFighter Рік тому +28

    The 1 million dollars for a pencil store was basically supreme 😂

    • @wearyofallthiscrap
      @wearyofallthiscrap Рік тому +1

      His original version of this routine is longer (and naughtier): ua-cam.com/video/gO9PwbtlOIU/v-deo.html

  • @canguneri8355
    @canguneri8355 2 роки тому +115

    you can see how he polished and perfected that material if you type “louis ck being broke”

    • @agumonkey
      @agumonkey 2 роки тому +15

      the original is still a lot higher

    • @bleubergeronpoulin
      @bleubergeronpoulin 2 роки тому +1

      @@agumonkey I agree. Less geometric let's say.

    • @DittyDafku
      @DittyDafku 2 роки тому +11

      I think the other one was much funnier. He put a lot of emotion in it. You really felt that he was that broke lol

    • @CameronBrtnik
      @CameronBrtnik 2 роки тому +1

      I end up in tears everytime at both! 💸😂

  • @joshcoe8760
    @joshcoe8760 Рік тому +10

    The bank jokes are genius. But if you type up Louis Ck #2, a clip of 10 and a half minutes, he delivers the same bank jokes but even better! I showed that same clip to my mom and step dad and they both had to pause the clip about halfway through because they were literally bent over laughing in tears so loud that they couldn't even hear what he was saying. Louie is the only comedian that has on numerous occasions made me feel like I was about to die from laughing so hard.

    • @DenisPetsch-hz4cz
      @DenisPetsch-hz4cz Рік тому +1

      My thoughts exactly, he had a great delivery there! The tone was louder, it fit the theme better. He sounded genuinely annoyed at the time like it happened two days ago

    • @AtagoSKK
      @AtagoSKK Місяць тому

      I remember I was depressed and didn't laugh in 18 months
      I heard his bit about his toddler and sh-t and I cried laughing

  • @MAJALIJU
    @MAJALIJU Рік тому +3

    some of his best stuff 😂😂😂😂

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 Рік тому +24

    You've got some nerve to steal Louis CK's content and tell me at the beginning of the video to subscribe.

  • @TreBeez_FromThe_Sindacate
    @TreBeez_FromThe_Sindacate Рік тому +7

    This is a classic Louis ck joke from back in the day... still hilarious lol

    • @bhew7409
      @bhew7409 Рік тому

      The bank bit is one of the best comedy bits of all time.

    • @broncotrolly
      @broncotrolly Рік тому

      Its nicely

  • @TheZacek
    @TheZacek Рік тому +12

    That bit about having negative balance And can't afford something thats free just cracks me up everytime. So silly lmao

  • @eugenio1203
    @eugenio1203 2 роки тому +20

    Just a fun fact that I just checked and blew my mind, speaking about rich people, Elon has 200B that’s equal to making a million per month for 17,000 years

    • @ticktockclarice13
      @ticktockclarice13 2 роки тому +2

      What the actual fuck!! 😳😳😳

    • @Ethan-fh9lq
      @Ethan-fh9lq Рік тому +6

      200 billion is a crazy number. A person who is 28 years old has lived a total of around 1 billion seconds in their entire life. Most human beings don’t live more than 2.5 billion seconds if they die of natural causes.
      200 billion seconds ago was around the year 3600 BC, approximately 1000 years before the pyramids were built.
      200 billion minutes ago was around the year 336,000 BC. Our ancestors had not even fully evolved into our present species at that time.
      200 billion hours ago was around the year 20 million BC. I don’t even know what was going on back then.

    • @eugenio1203
      @eugenio1203 Рік тому +2

      @@Ethan-fh9lq great perspective!

  • @defossard
    @defossard Рік тому

    What a funny compilation. Such a great man. Cheered me up today. Much needed. Thank you.

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct Рік тому +2

    "Bawk bawk bawk bawk...MEXICANS!!" omfg i laughed way harder than i should've at that lmao

  • @man-observing-world
    @man-observing-world 2 роки тому +9

    This guys makes my day

  • @bigdougbarkz
    @bigdougbarkz Місяць тому +2

    NOBODY BETTER

  • @man-observing-world
    @man-observing-world 2 роки тому +15

    The best prank idea I’ve ever heard of😂

  • @fododude
    @fododude Рік тому +2

    He looks much older in the picture than he sounds in the recording. Louis is the greatest comedian working today and one of the best in history.

    • @Gutsyredcoat
      @Gutsyredcoat Рік тому

      Pic is from a few years ago, recording is from 90s

  • @galacticwarlock2271
    @galacticwarlock2271 2 роки тому +12

    The whole banking thing is hilariously and yet sadly real.

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 Місяць тому

      He's my favorite comedian and I've heard all his content, I think. The banking is one of my favorite bits, top 10, and it's because of the last punchline (Louis always has multiple)
      And it's "here take this guy's $15 F Him"😅

  • @braddtatum
    @braddtatum 2 роки тому +7

    Hahaha that’s great. I haven’t heard this one before. Awesome.

  • @matthewpaul6904
    @matthewpaul6904 Місяць тому

    The animal noises killed me 😂

  • @hidronico1
    @hidronico1 2 роки тому +3

    Louis is the best lmao...

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 Рік тому +3

    The greatest bit opening I've ever heard.
    Also, I totally did sing that exact tune the morning after.

  • @michaelmcglaughlin9383
    @michaelmcglaughlin9383 Рік тому +10

    I am crying laughing right now, glad I came across this😂😁

  • @sidsrivastava6987
    @sidsrivastava6987 11 місяців тому

    Best comedian of my lifetime

  • @averagegardener4266
    @averagegardener4266 2 роки тому +5

    I seriously love this guy 🤩😍

  • @XanderShiller
    @XanderShiller Рік тому +2

    Oohh that bank dissection was surgical 😂

  • @Masterfuron
    @Masterfuron 2 роки тому +14

    Good Mitch impression with the signs lol

  • @ChrisKsan
    @ChrisKsan 2 роки тому +30

    What made me laugh so hard when I first heard his being broke joke is that years before, while doing my financials and looking at my debt, I realised the same thing, that a broke person is actually a rich person compared to me and if I want to get my life together, I should strive to being broke as a first step.
    And then I heard his joke :))

  • @andreo.7633
    @andreo.7633 2 роки тому +11

    Erik Ten Hag is one of my fav all time comedians

  • @rickyiglesias5384
    @rickyiglesias5384 Рік тому +2

    oh man this is OLD SCHOOL Louis. I remember the bank bit.

  • @davidbird9086
    @davidbird9086 Рік тому

    Oh man I needed that made me laugh so much thanks 😂😂😂😂

  • @Demonxdaddy
    @Demonxdaddy Рік тому

    Louis is the greatest

  • @hlysnan6418
    @hlysnan6418 2 роки тому +3

    The GOAT

  • @Drtbykr1
    @Drtbykr1 2 дні тому

    The racist farm had me crying, I don’t know how he comes up with stuff but keep it going!😂😂

  • @MoltenPlastic
    @MoltenPlastic Рік тому

    This is so early CK and I love it

  • @MrRoundthetwist
    @MrRoundthetwist 2 роки тому +2

    BRILLANT! 😂

  • @soheilovski319
    @soheilovski319 Рік тому

    My jaw has been dislocated bcuz of laughter

  • @sloppyjoe4017
    @sloppyjoe4017 Рік тому +1

    He did a perfect Mitch Hedberg impression towards the end. I wonder if he meant to do that as a tribute to Mitch.

  • @Friiqi
    @Friiqi 2 роки тому +5

    i almost had an aneurysm laughing. Even tho i had heard this before... but it was a long time ago!

  • @ticktockclarice13
    @ticktockclarice13 2 роки тому +10

    Genius. The comedy heir to Bill Hicks and George Carlin ❤️

  • @chrissuess2795
    @chrissuess2795 2 роки тому +11

    If I had a billion dollars.. I’d buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat ‘cause that’s cruel.

  • @jellis9618
    @jellis9618 2 роки тому +8

    9:28 he just described modern politics/media.

  • @kzmOP
    @kzmOP 2 роки тому +2

    Genius!!!

  • @AnantMall
    @AnantMall 2 роки тому +4

    Which special is this from?

  • @abej9790
    @abej9790 26 днів тому

    JEEEEEEEWS 🤣

  • @ilovemelodyjane
    @ilovemelodyjane Рік тому

    The bank is pissed. 🤣

  • @nicodemo3246
    @nicodemo3246 5 місяців тому

    Omg i laughed so hard

  • @philippvonstengel7185
    @philippvonstengel7185 Рік тому

    This man kills me.

  • @joeyortiz7359
    @joeyortiz7359 2 роки тому +4

    Was that supposed to be Mitch Headburg during the signs bit? Cause that was pretty good lmao

  • @nathanfreeman7362
    @nathanfreeman7362 Рік тому +3

    Wells Fargo use to have a 35 dollar overdraft fee and I overdrafted 3 times in one month for a total of $105.00. I had to eat stray cats that month.

    • @Lindenrd25
      @Lindenrd25 Рік тому

      You had to raise 105 dollars to be broke.

  • @BORNFROMFIRE1
    @BORNFROMFIRE1 Рік тому

    Which show is this from? Is there a longer version of this

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD Рік тому

    Peak Louis

  • @Michael-xd7sj
    @Michael-xd7sj Рік тому

    This 89bn bit evolved a lot and it is fascinating to see this early form

  • @robertjones9598
    @robertjones9598 Місяць тому

    Thought’d heard this bit - but still burst out laughing at the idea of the Shit Ass Fuck Piss Store! 😂 GOAT

  • @luckyducki
    @luckyducki Місяць тому

    anyone know which year this is??

  • @kurtmarion2799
    @kurtmarion2799 2 роки тому +7

    If you put your device on your belly and laugh while watching, his shoulders actually move!! Try it 🤣

  • @DJ_JXX
    @DJ_JXX 9 місяців тому

    the goat

  • @bangjoeofficial
    @bangjoeofficial Рік тому

    The fact that his "Signs" bit is probably least funny and most "raw" thing that's recorded of him.... and it's still pretty damn funny.

  • @Totobogui
    @Totobogui Місяць тому

    Thé Mitch hedberg bit

  • @averyhall4197
    @averyhall4197 2 місяці тому

    Anybody know the year?

  • @mattcorcoran7082
    @mattcorcoran7082 Рік тому

    I remember that rumour about the girl after the one night stand. Really makes you think.

  • @hrabia
    @hrabia 2 роки тому +5

    MECKMECKMECKMEXICANS! XD

  • @perfectgaming788
    @perfectgaming788 Рік тому +1

    Ma Ma Ma Ma Mexicans! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bretharley7480
    @bretharley7480 2 роки тому +1

    What was that first story about the girl at the end of the bed?

  • @freebee8221
    @freebee8221 Рік тому

    Goat

  • @Keepcalmandclassyplease
    @Keepcalmandclassyplease Рік тому +2

    Always something surprising from this wellspring of humor and misery

  • @corydinsmore1117
    @corydinsmore1117 Рік тому +5

    That little over 20 years ago was when this 1st came out and I was 14. I have not $5 was the funniest thing I ever heard.

  • @MrSifaperdire
    @MrSifaperdire 2 роки тому +2

    Brilliant

  • @PaulineStevenson-i9k
    @PaulineStevenson-i9k Рік тому

    I hope to be just as brilliant with music and art n films the same way louis is with his craft just crazy

  • @jeromelbbs9592
    @jeromelbbs9592 Рік тому

    I'm checking out Signs. I haven't heard that song in a while.

  • @Acrocanthosaurus
    @Acrocanthosaurus Рік тому +1

    Louie channeled Mitch Hedberg.

  • @Lindenrd25
    @Lindenrd25 Рік тому

    How many times have I cursed ATMs for having a $20 minimum😅

  • @karu5boarda
    @karu5boarda Рік тому

    Liked it when Louis turned into Mitch Hedberg

  • @JoseMartinez-pn9dy
    @JoseMartinez-pn9dy Рік тому +1

    Funny how he made a straight up Mitch Hedberg impression and joke style and gave Dane Cook hell for a single similar joke

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 Рік тому

      He called him out for stealing two multi minute bits. Watch the side by side. He even cleared the air with Dane on his show.

  • @ircjesselee
    @ircjesselee Рік тому +3

    Having a negative account balance and then saying you can't afford something that's free was smart joke writing.

  • @gamertechkid1490
    @gamertechkid1490 2 місяці тому

    wait Ive never heard this material before. wheres it from? the AT&T bit

  • @bepkororoti2559
    @bepkororoti2559 2 роки тому +2

    sometimes he sounds like holden from catcher in the rye hh

  • @N1ckRa
    @N1ckRa 2 роки тому +2

    Lols the AT&T guy was Morty

  • @joeyd219
    @joeyd219 Рік тому +2

    It's so cool seeing this early iteration of the broke bit. The fully developed version makes me laugh much harder, but it's basically the same material. He didn't change the writing much, he changed pacing and tone, and somehow it improves the bit dramatically. It's a cool case study in the evolution of Louie, and just the alchemy of standup in general.

  • @danielwood2404
    @danielwood2404 2 роки тому +1

    His racist farm animals - gold 👌🏼

  • @JEliJGra
    @JEliJGra Рік тому

    You want some more AT&T😂

  • @alexandriaaaable
    @alexandriaaaable 20 днів тому

    I've posted the song ""Signs everywhere"", which Louis referenced in his bit. Just below this post.

  • @buzdxkysguge2334
    @buzdxkysguge2334 Рік тому +1

    That racist animals killed me.

  • @tmkmdj
    @tmkmdj Рік тому +1

    This one somehow reminds me of Bill Hicks' routines. Not sure if this was intentional on LCK's part but no complaints either way

  • @amaurylopez5120
    @amaurylopez5120 2 роки тому +3

    I will be ok spending 27k a day for 100 years

  • @thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle
    @thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle 2 роки тому +2

    Which set is this from? any of his specials?

    • @davidsalamon2783
      @davidsalamon2783 2 роки тому +1

      Well, judging from the president impersonation, its got to be from the Clinton era :)

    • @esmith407
      @esmith407 2 роки тому +1

      First album. He sold it by mail and was still so unknown he’d autograph and mail them himself

  • @Werferharfer
    @Werferharfer Рік тому

    Saudi Arabia approves this idea

  • @corneliuswonder
    @corneliuswonder Рік тому

    6:58

  • @karsaorlong666
    @karsaorlong666 2 роки тому +3

    That bank joke is decades old by him. When was this one done?

    • @esmith407
      @esmith407 2 роки тому

      This is his first album, probably 20 years ago

  • @guthoriantony
    @guthoriantony 2 роки тому +31

    Ah fuck I forgot to subscribe...

    • @hohenheim909
      @hohenheim909 2 роки тому

      Make that the three of us 🤷

  • @mariguana7918
    @mariguana7918 Рік тому

    Jesus, he was always funny

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Рік тому

    That chicken.