I love these, takes me back to a much simpler time, it was so much different 50 years ago, it was so much better in ways you can't really know unless you've lived it.
I was about to dole out some sass and say, "Yeah, back when we were under constant threat of being burnt into sidewalk art," then I realized it's 2020 and the world is literally and figuratively on fire.
No it wasn't! Infant mortality was up! Life expectancy was lower! Diseases were more of an issue! SEGREGATION! red lining! Murderers got away more often. Rape was a bigger issue as it was hushed up and hidden. Lead exposure and toxicity were off the charts. Things were absolutely horrible back then.
very true. I'm no atomic scientist but I am aware of certain facts/myths of nuclear warfare(and its side effects). People tend to believe that a nuclear attack renders a city a wasteland for all eternity. In reality, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were both repopulated not long after WWII. As far as the fallout is concerned, it all depends on if you live downwind from potential target. Knowing wind patterns is also helpful. The other side effect of a nuclear war is EMP (not a problem for amish country)
I'm 70 so I'm old enough; I actually ducked under a desk in elementary school, as part of a drill. Recently on TV I saw a commentary on these old films. The narrator said, "In a real attack, as part of duck under the desk, you may as well kiss your a55 goodbye." ;=)
I find these american NUCLAR WUR POPAGANDU insanely hilarious. Fuck, I had no idea in the event of nuclear war that I should stack newspaper against the walls and thats just gonna stop radiation. In think lining my walls with Lead would do a better job.
Yes. Yes it will. And, in the event that you do not have livestock, the mutations that will affect all of the bugs and beetles that live in hay will allow them to become an even better source of protein during the apocalypse. If you are lucky, the mutant beetles may achieve the ability to walk on four legs, then two, they will be able to become politicians. Once that last stage happens, their food value will revert to zero. But don't worry, that can't happen for at least ten years after the nuclear winter. Have a nice day!
I love these, takes me back to a much simpler time, it was so much different 50 years ago, it was so much better in ways you can't really know unless you've lived it.
I was about to dole out some sass and say, "Yeah, back when we were under constant threat of being burnt into sidewalk art," then I realized it's 2020 and the world is literally and figuratively on fire.
We're still alive in '22
No it wasn't! Infant mortality was up! Life expectancy was lower! Diseases were more of an issue! SEGREGATION! red lining! Murderers got away more often. Rape was a bigger issue as it was hushed up and hidden. Lead exposure and toxicity were off the charts. Things were absolutely horrible back then.
very true. I'm no atomic scientist but I am aware of certain facts/myths of nuclear warfare(and its side effects). People tend to believe that a nuclear attack renders a city a wasteland for all eternity. In reality, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were both repopulated not long after WWII. As far as the fallout is concerned, it all depends on if you live downwind from potential target. Knowing wind patterns is also helpful. The other side effect of a nuclear war is EMP (not a problem for amish country)
I'm 70 so I'm old enough; I actually ducked under a desk in elementary
school, as part of a drill. Recently on TV I saw a commentary on these
old films. The narrator said, "In a real attack, as part of duck under
the desk, you may as well kiss your a55 goodbye." ;=)
I was in this, I was the stunt double for that cow.
Don't worry, the radioactive mutant farm animals will probably be in charge.
seeds should be kept in a. can called a pig. a container used to protect food and seeds from contamination.
'WHich animals need most protection from fallout?' yeah, humans!
That puppet is creepy!
2nd Lt. Cohiba Fox I'm seeing you more often dude what's up
2nd Lt. Cohiba Fox also nice ass icon
I bet they got the idea of the Fallout 4 clips from this
Oh no! I've arrived at the door of the first aid class but cannot figure out how to open it!
I mean, ANY other puppet would look better than that. Why couldn't they use Mike Mercury from Supercar?
So bad that they have to label bricks as bricks..oh dear
The Grand Prize for the Most Informative Ugly Puppet! 🏆🏅
i wonder if family survival plan would sell in ebay
...and radiation makes your cows look reeeeeally bizarre.
He falls down the stairs on his butt but breaks his arm? Alrighty then..
at 37 it looks like the pupet starts dancing off the screen
"An insurance called preparedness!"
o i c wut u did thar.
so cute doll!
Buelah, peel me a radioactive grape.
The puppet freaks me out, very disturbing.
how can he get under the stairs with those strings on his back?
you should save all these vids
So cute doll! :)
1: get in your car
2: run for your F*CKING LIFE!
I find these american NUCLAR WUR POPAGANDU insanely hilarious. Fuck, I had no idea in the event of nuclear war that I should stack newspaper against the walls and thats just gonna stop radiation. In think lining my walls with Lead would do a better job.
:47 "in an emergency shelter your livestock then take shelter yourself."
Not gonna happen.
That puppet guy looks pissed
@hplexmark1
That was a lot of money then! XD
@hplexmark1 2$ was a fucking fortune back then!
Will hay really provide protection from nuclear fallout?
Yes. Yes it will. And, in the event that you do not have livestock, the mutations that will affect all of the bugs and beetles that live in hay will allow them to become an even better source of protein during the apocalypse. If you are lucky, the mutant beetles may achieve the ability to walk on four legs, then two, they will be able to become politicians. Once that last stage happens, their food value will revert to zero. But don't worry, that can't happen for at least ten years after the nuclear winter. Have a nice day!
That guy scares me more than nuclear war. Jesus.
Smegma? Lol didn't hear anything about that.
@hplexmark1 Buck and a half, I'd say...
That is one sick-looking cow!
That's cheap for a Million Dollars worth of Information!
@Shagron1349 he's Lady Gaga's grandfather and I'm sure sings better than her, also :-)
342,000,000,000.00 you know standard government funding.
But I'm sure they provide great meat for the survivors of a nuclear attack
Radiation cannot make it through a bale of hey - who knew?
Were these shown on TV or what? Buzzkill.
This was also when they told you to drink toilet water eat moldy food. and so on to survive the bomb.
When you have nothing else and must shelter in place or die, moldy food is the least of your worries.
@BobCrane787 it still couldn't make a good movie though.
@LstoftheAmericanGrlz yeah thats gonna help. more like duck and BURN