Tinder's Worst Pick Up Lines

Podcast Clip:
This week we shared some of the rogue chat our listeners have endured in their time on the trusty dating app, Tinder. They were sent in to our Instagram page. If you have any of your own to add for our next episode, be sure to comment them below!
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[@AutomaticDuck300]

"I'm going to the store. What do you want for breakfast tomorrow morning?"
Was told by a reliable source (a bartender in a random bar) that this line works.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha I can't see this not working!

[@ryanflynn4311]

You guys’ laughter is infectious

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is wonderful news 😂

[@uliuchu4318]

it is... made me start binging their content, now I fear becoming australian.
edit: nothing wrong about that. And I was mainly refering to the acccent...

[@aurelspecker6740]

Yeah, I think they are also going viral.

[@scottlang7271]

By far the funniest part of this is the last 50 seconds; not for the jokes but watching the lads just absolutely fall apart :)

[@Wolfinator234]

"that was the wrong segment to put it in" - that's what she said

[@loyal-sif8635]

Have to admit this is by far the best channel I’ve found on UA-cam…… makes me cry from
Laughter everytime

[@dakotadellafera5850]

"and also a difficult decision" LOL I really like where you guys are going with this podcast. "No one said it to me" hahaha "That's what Micth said"....that'll be my new saying lol

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahaha that’s brilliant news! We definitely like it too. Great deal of fun 🙌

[@rahul_krishna98]

Best part's him saying "that one's a stinker"😂😂😂😂

[@dmurphy82]

I've been told "you aren't the best looking bloke but that's why God invented a light switch."

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha that would get me

[@dmurphy82]

@@WeGotTheChocolates they blocked me when I told them that their pick up line failed harder than their Dad's condom.

[@connorl7679]

Recently found you guys, Love the content!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Great to have you legend! How do we pronounce your surname?

[@connorl7679]

@@WeGotTheChocolates sounds like Loop!

[@williambutcher2881]

I shit you not. My mate and I used to use “you’ll do” I won’t lie. It wasn’t a high level of success but at closing it was a great hail mery at the buzzer. They weren’t the best lookers. But they did do lol

[@cuff02]

"Is that a mirror in your back pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants tonight". She's now my wife .. somehow.

[@andyjay9346]

In 2022 Tinder released that 78.1% of user were MALE and the rate growing. And if we're going by the quality of of message lines, lol, it's painfully obvious why online dating sucks! 🤣

[@chriscaruso8876]

I wouldn't consider Tinder to be 'online dating'

[@somerandom1757]

I've legit seen "You'll do." work. No idea how but it did. Same bloke also picked up with the line "Don't deny it." "Deny what?" "You want me."
Absolute bastard to go out drinking with. 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha amazing content that 😂

[@AutomaticDuck300]

I saw somebody use "Do you have pet insurance? Because you're gonna need it."
Needless to say, that did not work haha

[@xR0N1Nx]

😆 🤣 😂 I've used "I can see down your shirt from here, does that turn you on" and yes it worked

[@somerandom1757]

@@xR0N1Nx Classy!🤣

[@jamiewithrow4652]

I think the craziest pick up line I ever heard was
" I woke up with a tent in my pants and was wondering if you wanted to go camping."
I am fairly certain he was just being funny. I guess I will never know for sure and I am ok with that. 🤷🤣😂🤣😂

[@ryano0587]

That last one is the best boys 🤣🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Comfortably hahah!

[@DanWallis86]

It’s only 3 inches, but it smells like a foot?

[@laddventures6823]

Bloody hilarious Legends 🤣🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That's so good to hear mate!

[@stephenericwalsh]

Great work as usual. What mics do you guys use?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thanks legend! These are the Shure sm58’s

[@stephenericwalsh]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Awesome. They sound great.

[@territhompson7792]

There is a Toddfather he was a professionalBaseballplayer. . I believe he's still on UA-cam.

[@coffeeholic-ew5sv]

Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven.
Can tell coz it really fked your face up 🤣

[@hassanawali4485]

What's beethoven's favourite fruit ?
Bananananaaaaa

[@siddhanthdas8622]

Last 2 are killer!

[@ericviera5120]

What did Cinderella say to Pinocchio? Tell a lie, tell the truth...

[@peterwinstonaldredge6927]

You guys crack me up

[@bigtxbullion]

This made my day 😅👊

[@wwrafter]

If I flipped a coin, would I get head or tail?

[@shubhamkasande]

❤️❤️❤️
Awesome 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

You're the best

[@LukeWinston1910]

Bruh how could the word "root" have a profane meaning as such? 😁

[@scottlang7271]

It's Australian slang for sex.

[@kokoharrison6514]

Cant hear half of it for the stupid fake laughter over them. Scrolled past

[@pierrot2356]

you guys are too funny hahahaha

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thank you so much legend!

[@ragibkhan5355]

Why is johny bairstow not playing cricket but discussing pickup lines here