my favorite part of the bear mauling 42 kids story is that means this baldy fellow was being harrassed by a minimum of 42 kids!? like that's a heck of a gang these kids are running
Specifically the verse said 42 OF them, which implies the gang of kids was much larger. With that being said, imagine getting bullied by more than 42 kids at once. That’s a swarm.
bonus moments i have memories of: jacob saying god hasnt done shit if he's been upset at anything jacob has said (nothing should live underground) footprints in the sand but its batman and joker (might just be my brain rot) jacob and julia telling olive to go up baldy
The whole “God must not be upset at what I’ve done because he hasn’t done shit about it” moment goes in a Most Raw Lines from Drawfee, as well as “we can only fix so many of God’s mistakes with science”
i actually got told the utensil parable a lot as a kid and i hate it. in heaven and hell everyone who goes actually has utensils for arms, in hell the folks just put their faces in the dishes and eat like that, and in heaven everyone feeds each other with their utensil hands as a really autistic kid i ended up asking my instructor so many questions about it (well if the utensils are arms cant they bend? what if the utensils get gross? what if somone tries feeding me and the last thing they picked up was something i dont like? what about germs? if those utensils were their arms then theyre pribably really nasty) that they gave up on telling that metaphor to me entirely
As a fellow autistic kid I also found that story like, viscerally disturbing. I haven't thought about it in years but it still kinda stresses me out ahaha
I think it was like… the people in hell are starving because they’re just trying to eat with their own arms and don’t think to feed others or that the others will reciprocate, but in heaven the people are like kind and community oriented. Still very body horror tho.
@alicethemad1613 oh yeah i did eventually figure out thats the intended purpose of the parable, but the people telling it to me just made it sound like the people in hell were selfish for trying to feed themselves and deserved torment for it? so i didnt really get it untill i was in my later teens lol
For me it was the other way around, I heard Karina reference it out of context in another video and I lost my shit because I thought she was just pulling out a really deep cut from the old testament with zero context
ultimately, every time someone describes biblically accurate angels, I just come back to the realization that they were probably on some kind of hallucinogenic plants.
It's so funny when people try to logically take apart parables because it instantly crumbles into insanity 😂 My personal retort is "just move your hand lower on the spoon handle!"
archaic insults are so bizarre that they come full circle and become rude again. if a crowd of over 40 people told me to 'go up, baldy' i would ask god to send lesbian bears to maul 42 of them
I feel like this is as good a place as any to tell my long spoons story. So in High School, around the holidays, there were two annual charity events that the perfoming and visual arts departments would do. The music classes all do one big concert that they sell tickets for, and the visual arts students host a soup dinner where everyone who attends gets a ceramic bowl made by students of all ages. All of the proceeds went to the local food bank. So one year, the dinner is being advertised on the school news program that happens during lunch hour. And there's a promotional animation for it. And it's this video of a bunch of gray claymation/cgi people sitting around a giant cauldron full of soup, and they all have long spoons. And all of the figures are emaciated and ragged, and they keep trying to eat the soup but they can't because the spoons are too long. And then eventually theyvstart feeding each other the soup and it's happy and the video ends. But I had always thought it was a weird video. Fast forward to about a year ago and I hear drawfee talking about the long spoons and making fun of it and i feel vindicated in my feelings about the weird soup video I saw in school.
11:28 When no one was looking, the prophet Elisha mauled 42 small boys with female bears. He mauled 42 small boys. That's as many as six sevens. And that's terrible.
Isn’t there a Bible verse where Jesus curses a fig tree and his disciples are all like “whoa Jesus, that’s a bit much”? That’s the food I was hoping Jacob’s spam email would be about
Enjoying the comp, the cold open to the title delivery is very always sunny, which adds as much narrative setup as you could ask for. Also, win for including WSWD
My sister didn’t have cake at her wedding. Instead they asked a people to bring a ton of cookies. Her husband is from Pennsylvania and I guess it’s a thing there to have a cookie table instead of a wedding cake.
It's a Pittsburgh and surrounding area thing! It's usually just called a wedding cookie table :) It may have spread into other parts of Pennsylvania as well but idk
Honestly? The wedding cake is usually this awkward thing, it's a MASSIVE cake full of cream you serve AFTER everyone has eaten tons of good food. Usually barely anyone can eat much of it anymore. I think having like a giant variety selection of delicious cookies is honestly the superior idea 👍
I'm from Western PA (near Pittsburgh) and all the weddings I've been too (friends and family who are originally from the same area) and that's always been a thing that i forgot other people didn't do as well. most of them also had an actual wedding cake - you could either eat it there or get It on a to-go box because people understand that they're going to stuff themselves on the cookies lmao
Oh that's kinda neat! I remember when my godsister and her husband got married they did something similar with just like. A full table of different pies. They figured it'd go faster that way, abd y'know what, they were _right._
I love how there can be so many super specific drawfee compilations! This one is SO good, thank you for collecting all of these delights together for us. ☘️
Ok about go up baldy - the Mishna, which is a big first millenium Jewish text of Jewish scholars interpretting the Bible, there's a bit that says about the baldy that he had three sickness, one of them was that he set bears on babies. And like, words change meaning over time so the word in the Bible means like teen nowadays, but the word in tve Mishna comes from the root for suckle as in breastfeed. So yeah
I've been looking forward to this comp since I saw the recommendation this morning! It was my treat for finishing my work and chores 😂 it's around 1:30am and this was an excellent end of day way to relax and have some fun!
These mole god bits make me laugh so hard, especially bc my mind goes to naddpod and all the wedding invites they get, and in this context, by this logic, they are gods, which yk
I've heard that the 'correct' way to interpret that bible story is that the two 'female bears' are a euphemism for two scolding moms. So a horde of village kids are teasing a bald traveller, he's like 'god as my witness you little brats suck' and right then their mom's come out and metaphorically 'tear them to shreds' and he's like 'that time I instant karma'd those jerk kids was so great, that's going in the bible'.
God damnit of course the theology comp that opens with bird biology has fucking brennan lee mulligan. I can't escape him! I would never want to, but still it's wild.
7:28 Karina, as a former Christian how dare you. Jesus likes feet? Jesus was a carpenter, he obviously prefers wood. Yes yes, he can like both, but I stand by the son of god preferring wood over toes.
Nathan refering to Jesus as "just some guy" is probably the most Jewish thing he's ever said
i'm still waiting for someone to prove he was an actual guy lol
As a Jew I can confirm. Simping over one middle aged man? Kinda cringe
@@Pomegranatek Dilfus Christ
@@micahfoley9572 no 🥺
@@Pomegranatekto be fair he was in his mid twenties which is more on brand for simping (but not better)
I love how Brennan has 2 separate angel-based rants
They are indeed creatures of myth and legend, and so of course he has many lore-based opinions and questions ♥️
Angels probably don't need tail feathers if they have multiple pairs of wings.
I think Brennen’s locked and loaded on pretty much anything.
"I guess Jesus doesn't need a boat" kills me every single time
Also baked into that conversation: Link, Luke Skywalker and Jesus all dress the same
@emilysmith2965 oh my god
22:23
i hope this gets played in religion classes all over the world whenever the teacher wants to relax
they've already made the case for replacing public education with Drawfee
turns out the private school kids get the distilled version
Going to send this to my religion teacher cause we have these kinda conversations all the time
@@basementdwellercosplay how did they react?
my favorite part of the bear mauling 42 kids story is that means this baldy fellow was being harrassed by a minimum of 42 kids!? like that's a heck of a gang these kids are running
technically 42 12-30 year olds lol
@@theWeaverofTalesdamn, recruiting early
Specifically the verse said 42 OF them, which implies the gang of kids was much larger. With that being said, imagine getting bullied by more than 42 kids at once. That’s a swarm.
@@lillykeim6741 exactly, that's just the minimum. for the bears to get 42, I figure there must've been hundreds to begin with
Hundreds of kids, all chanting in perfect unison, “Go up, baldy, go up!”? Pretty creepy. Maybe they needed killin’.
bonus moments i have memories of:
jacob saying god hasnt done shit if he's been upset at anything jacob has said (nothing should live underground)
footprints in the sand but its batman and joker (might just be my brain rot)
jacob and julia telling olive to go up baldy
That first one is my text tone & it always makes me smile
olive climbing onto the chair is going up baldy because of her bald tummy 😔 also omg mimi_h from sss kitty timestamps ❤️❤️❤️
@e-811 hello hello! gotta love when olive has to be trapped in the orange or the rings cuz of her baldness lol
The whole “God must not be upset at what I’ve done because he hasn’t done shit about it” moment goes in a Most Raw Lines from Drawfee, as well as “we can only fix so many of God’s mistakes with science”
@@s_nappsplease. Please. where is that second quote from?
i actually got told the utensil parable a lot as a kid and i hate it. in heaven and hell everyone who goes actually has utensils for arms, in hell the folks just put their faces in the dishes and eat like that, and in heaven everyone feeds each other with their utensil hands
as a really autistic kid i ended up asking my instructor so many questions about it (well if the utensils are arms cant they bend? what if the utensils get gross? what if somone tries feeding me and the last thing they picked up was something i dont like? what about germs? if those utensils were their arms then theyre pribably really nasty) that they gave up on telling that metaphor to me entirely
As a fellow autistic kid I also found that story like, viscerally disturbing. I haven't thought about it in years but it still kinda stresses me out ahaha
🎶religious body hor-ror🎶
I think the implication is, disease doesn't exist there ? Idk tho
I think it was like… the people in hell are starving because they’re just trying to eat with their own arms and don’t think to feed others or that the others will reciprocate, but in heaven the people are like kind and community oriented. Still very body horror tho.
@alicethemad1613 oh yeah i did eventually figure out thats the intended purpose of the parable, but the people telling it to me just made it sound like the people in hell were selfish for trying to feed themselves and deserved torment for it? so i didnt really get it untill i was in my later teens lol
THIS is how I find out where "Go up, baldy" is from??? I thought it was just a thing they said!
me too oh my god
For me it was the other way around, I heard Karina reference it out of context in another video and I lost my shit because I thought she was just pulling out a really deep cut from the old testament with zero context
@@georgeparkins777lmfao same the first time I heard it
Young Jewish Pope killed me... truly a mitzvah
If guys can marry each other then how come there can’t be a Jewish pope?! 🤨
obsessed with his wording. can you believe guys can just marry people
@@e-811truly despicable 😔
I like to imagine that at Nathan's actual wedding banquet there was a table entirely dedicated to various animal gods.
Yeah right between the life size Ice Sculpture of a rude ape and the group of flower ornaments shaped like cool dinosaurs, of course
uhhh ackshually biblically accurate angels wouldn't need tailfeathers because they're radially symmetrical??? god's little drones???
*drone whirring noises: Be not afraid
@@daalimbewould sound like a hummingbird probably
I love all the shocked commenters just now learning where "go up baldy" comes from xD
It's such a treat
The fact that go up, Baldy isn’t just a normal common meme that everyone knows, never fails to surprise me
Karina saying "I should KNOW what Satan looks like" because she just had coffee with them the other day
There was only one line in the sand as Jesus’s massive hog was dragging
How fucking dare you
I thought pork wasn’t kosher…?
Omg this is so offensive i love it
this made me spit water all over my sketchbook
"Only one line" implies there weren't footprints either and that Jesus was suspended solely by hog
ultimately, every time someone describes biblically accurate angels, I just come back to the realization that they were probably on some kind of hallucinogenic plants.
love it when they talk about the spoon parable
It’s fully become an ongoing joke at this point
genuinely, the long spoon parable is my favorite drawfee bit
COVID masks are just long spoons. Your mask cannot protect you - only others.
It's so funny when people try to logically take apart parables because it instantly crumbles into insanity 😂
My personal retort is "just move your hand lower on the spoon handle!"
it makes me think that in heaven and hell your hand is fused with the long spoon or perhaps your arm is the long spoon which is even more upsetting
Shout out to the time I wanted to use Julia's horseshoe crab for the last slide of my presentation for school but forgot about the line at the top
Truly, Drawfee are the world's greatest theologists
I didn’t realize ‘go up baldy’ came from the Bible story about those bears that ate a bunch of kids😭😭
archaic insults are so bizarre that they come full circle and become rude again. if a crowd of over 40 people told me to 'go up, baldy' i would ask god to send lesbian bears to maul 42 of them
Can't believe that Merobiba's bear mom mauled a bunch of kids smh 😔😞😭
Can't beliebe that Merobiba's lesbian bear moms mauled a bunch of kids smh 😔😞😭
I feel like this is as good a place as any to tell my long spoons story.
So in High School, around the holidays, there were two annual charity events that the perfoming and visual arts departments would do. The music classes all do one big concert that they sell tickets for, and the visual arts students host a soup dinner where everyone who attends gets a ceramic bowl made by students of all ages. All of the proceeds went to the local food bank.
So one year, the dinner is being advertised on the school news program that happens during lunch hour. And there's a promotional animation for it. And it's this video of a bunch of gray claymation/cgi people sitting around a giant cauldron full of soup, and they all have long spoons. And all of the figures are emaciated and ragged, and they keep trying to eat the soup but they can't because the spoons are too long. And then eventually theyvstart feeding each other the soup and it's happy and the video ends. But I had always thought it was a weird video.
Fast forward to about a year ago and I hear drawfee talking about the long spoons and making fun of it and i feel vindicated in my feelings about the weird soup video I saw in school.
"What have I come back to" made me scream
11:28 When no one was looking, the prophet Elisha mauled 42 small boys with female bears. He mauled 42 small boys.
That's as many as six sevens.
And that's terrible.
I love the idea that he jumped on the kids too
Isn’t there a Bible verse where Jesus curses a fig tree and his disciples are all like “whoa Jesus, that’s a bit much”?
That’s the food I was hoping Jacob’s spam email would be about
He cursed the fig tree specifically for not having figs
Enjoying the comp, the cold open to the title delivery is very always sunny, which adds as much narrative setup as you could ask for. Also, win for including WSWD
Starting with Brennan is a good way to get me to watch anything.
Nathan is so ridiculously adorable
When my friends and I were teenagers a church our youth pastor always joked one day he would sic the bears on us
My sister didn’t have cake at her wedding. Instead they asked a people to bring a ton of cookies. Her husband is from Pennsylvania and I guess it’s a thing there to have a cookie table instead of a wedding cake.
It's a Pittsburgh and surrounding area thing! It's usually just called a wedding cookie table :) It may have spread into other parts of Pennsylvania as well but idk
Honestly? The wedding cake is usually this awkward thing, it's a MASSIVE cake full of cream you serve AFTER everyone has eaten tons of good food. Usually barely anyone can eat much of it anymore. I think having like a giant variety selection of delicious cookies is honestly the superior idea 👍
I'm from Western PA (near Pittsburgh) and all the weddings I've been too (friends and family who are originally from the same area) and that's always been a thing that i forgot other people didn't do as well. most of them also had an actual wedding cake - you could either eat it there or get It on a to-go box because people understand that they're going to stuff themselves on the cookies lmao
Oh that's kinda neat! I remember when my godsister and her husband got married they did something similar with just like. A full table of different pies. They figured it'd go faster that way, abd y'know what, they were _right._
Perfect that this started with a Brennan monologue
Go off baldy!
This is what I've been thinking 😭
yaaaas baldy slay
Fantastic compilation! It's weird seeing old footage. But damn, it is wild to see how much Jacob's art has improved over the years!
They’re all so good… but yeah over the years they keep improving! 🥰
“This week on Heroes of the Old Testament... Two Big Bears”
Thank you for sharing, this is incredibly important to all understanding of theology ever
i know drawfee is a bit adverse to people getting their drawings tattooed but i'd get horseshoe crab bottom tattooed on me in an instant ngl
Seems like the Otter God would be super chill. But if they get drunk, they get SUPER aggro.
3:28 almost had me spit out ny cereal
non non, angel magic is stored in the tail, it's why demons and cats can fly.
Drawfee feels like the right religion for me tbh.
I love how there can be so many super specific drawfee compilations! This one is SO good, thank you for collecting all of these delights together for us. ☘️
i cannot believe that was the origin of "go up baldy"
Brennan’s off the cuff Quran quoting really contextualizes a lot of his Fantasy High god shenanigans. this is a man who reads religious texts
Ok about go up baldy - the Mishna, which is a big first millenium Jewish text of Jewish scholars interpretting the Bible, there's a bit that says about the baldy that he had three sickness, one of them was that he set bears on babies.
And like, words change meaning over time so the word in the Bible means like teen nowadays, but the word in tve Mishna comes from the root for suckle as in breastfeed. So yeah
WAIT THIS IS WHERE “GO UP BALDY” CAME FROM?!?!?! 😭
Now, themed compilations, I can get behind!
fun fact, modern depictions of jesus are based on the way michelangelo depicted him, and michelangelo based his looks off his gay lover. allegedly.
Hasn’t that been just like debunked before
Incredibly important compilation!
I just had a very long conversation with a friend of mine that went into a very similar direction as this so I had to come back and watch it again
i think it’s really funny that two of my favourite drawfee videos have to do with religion (specifically crab priest and ass eating)
go up, baldy!
Long spoons!
I've been looking forward to this comp since I saw the recommendation this morning! It was my treat for finishing my work and chores 😂 it's around 1:30am and this was an excellent end of day way to relax and have some fun!
The bible verse streams are some of my favorites all here in one go for my viewing pleasure❤
These mole god bits make me laugh so hard, especially bc my mind goes to naddpod and all the wedding invites they get, and in this context, by this logic, they are gods, which yk
In this episode, Nathan retells the Olympian events leading up to the Trojan War but swaps Eris for The Mole god.
Uh I only remember some of these things from vacation bible school
NOT THE EDGEWATER NEW JERSEY.
God they need to get Brennan back again
I’m just engaging with this content to feed the algorithm
*Go up, Baldy*
hard core drawfee fan with the what should we draw inclusion
I've heard that the 'correct' way to interpret that bible story is that the two 'female bears' are a euphemism for two scolding moms. So a horde of village kids are teasing a bald traveller, he's like 'god as my witness you little brats suck' and right then their mom's come out and metaphorically 'tear them to shreds' and he's like 'that time I instant karma'd those jerk kids was so great, that's going in the bible'.
This made my day
wow you even pull from WSWD!! ❤❤❤❤
Huh. Magic the Gathering HAS a Mole God now. I wonder if someone at WotC is a Drawfee fan?
This is my religion now.
Amen.
God damnit of course the theology comp that opens with bird biology has fucking brennan lee mulligan. I can't escape him! I would never want to, but still it's wild.
The MOMENT I herd Brennan lee mulligan I said, “BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN!”
VERY funny to me how the Jesus foot fetish talk came from the beach footprint story and not the Jesus washing people's feet story
When there was only one set of footprints, through the hard times, Jesus was full Nelsoning me, cause it sure felt like I was getting fucked.
7:28 Karina, as a former Christian how dare you. Jesus likes feet? Jesus was a carpenter, he obviously prefers wood.
Yes yes, he can like both, but I stand by the son of god preferring wood over toes.
I just noticed that the @ss and the hunk of @ss don’t line up at all