Okay for real though, the memes about the school suspending the kid who pushed the bully in self defense really does piss me off. I don't care whatever BS school admins can try to fabricate, there is absolutely no justification for that. I mean seriously, if school really is a place to learn, be happy someone taught the bully the lesson of "what goes around comes around"
@@gmwr8066 that's exactly what I'm talking about. This stupid "zero tolerance" crap turns teacher into dummies and assumes they are literally COMPLETELY INCAPABLE of using situational judgement on a case by case basis. At my elementary school, fortunately, I was lucky enough to have a principal that didn't have teachers do that. And guess what? The outcome was much better
1:38 heh, funny story, my school gave *zero* craps when i was literally dying on the side of a road, and instead proceeded to lower my grade while i was recovering in the hospital with amnesia
Poet: I am first but now I am last English teacher: what does the poet mean by this Me: he was first now he is last English Teacher: listen here you little shiz #schoolmemes #dailydoseofmemes
The poet seems to have a sort of complex; he believes he is always first but always feels last; this is further proven by the use of the full stop, foreshadowing the end of his life. This means the poet believes he will die......
3:43 is so true because the janitor crushes us whenever we challenge him to a game of volleyball but the gym teacher always reminds me of mike the meatball
11 ants are sitting on an elephant. The elephant shakes himself and 10 ants fall down. There’s only one left. The others are shouting supportively: “Come on Bob!! Choke him!“
5:34 a kid i know went to the bathroom while we were in math and he didnt come back for half an hour so we got worried he passed out (he has low iron or smthn) so 3 girls decided to go check on him, they came back loughing hysterically and obviously every one was confusled they just said he told them he hadnt taken a shit in 6 days🤣🤣🤣 he didnt come bavk for another hour🤣🤣
As someone who barely got through high school with mostly average and a few below average grades over those 4 years Almost (keep in mind, *ALMOST*) everything you learn during those 4 years (varies from person to person) is useless: That thing about your parents threatening that if you don't do good in school you're going to end up as a burger flipper for McDonalds or a grocery bagger for Kroger is a bad thing, it's all a lie, i am proud to be working at Wendy's (during night shift, so i stay to help close, shift runs from 7pm-whenever the hell we get done cleaning so usually 1:45am-3:30am is the time range we leave) doing dishes mostly and sometimes helping out on the fries and nuggets. I mean can ANY of you think of something you learned in high school that can help you get a job, help you with what you should know how a job works. Jobs are all different, but most require similar functions, like teamwork, ALWAYS help a co-worker, especially those on night shifts, nobody want's to be up 'til 3 or 4 am because dishwasher is struggling to catch up on dishes when he helped the front's ass with nuggets and fries so that damn line in the drive-thru can go away (i mean seriously, who is going to be eating 50 regular nuggets, 20 spicy nuggets, 2 dave's triples, 4 homestyle chicken sandwiches, 5 large fries, and 12 large cokes at 12:30am) I'm pretty sure high school didn't teach me anything to help me with that other than Hospitality Class (for those that are confused at to what that class is, it's just cooking class with extra steps)
The popular kid: Wait, I can explain. Normal student: Almost everybody likes you, only 10% of all students actually like me. New student: 10%? I only have one friend yet. The nerd: You guys have friends?
*I swear if I get bullied again and I push them in self defense then get in trouble again, I'm finna make a whole damn PowerPoint to prove to them that they should be punished too-*
My mother said to me “If anyone ever bullies you, you have my permission to kick their ass. If the teachers suspends you, I’m homeschooling you” and i live by that.
You know one ti.e in biology we were dissecting a fish and when we were done the teacher broke the fish's back bone so I was like cool so I broke the back bone and tore the head off.
High schoolers: *finally get to be happy because their school got shutdown* The guy who killed himself the day before the shutdown: *visible frustration*
#dailydoseofmemes. Assignment: You are driving to your friend's house at 40 mph. Me: Okay, not too hard- Assignment: Calculate the amount of chickens who crossed the road.
I hate it when U fight back and get in trouble and when U have a good reason and the teachers let u off and then when a bully punches someone in the face the schools are like: He iS A GifTEd BOy
0:48 I' a girl, one time in i think 5th grade I didn't remember there was test from english class (english isn't my native laungage) and after my friend asked me "Are you as stressed as me for test?" jokingly and I was like "Wait. WHAT." and idk how but I got an A for that test- 😂 well, my english is good I think
Anyone wonder how when we sleep we wake up in like half a millosecond for us but in the dream it feels like days and when we really wake up it has only been some hours?
True story:
Kid in the corner of the classroom crying
Teacher:what happened
Kid:someone threw ice at me
Teacher:do you need some ice?
Oof, i hope the kid is fine though 😥😥😢
I threw ice at a girl in my class once, then she threw the biggest rock of ice in the world at me, and I got in trouble
Okay for real though, the memes about the school suspending the kid who pushed the bully in self defense really does piss me off. I don't care whatever BS school admins can try to fabricate, there is absolutely no justification for that. I mean seriously, if school really is a place to learn, be happy someone taught the bully the lesson of "what goes around comes around"
@@gmwr8066 that's exactly what I'm talking about. This stupid "zero tolerance" crap turns teacher into dummies and assumes they are literally COMPLETELY INCAPABLE of using situational judgement on a case by case basis. At my elementary school, fortunately, I was lucky enough to have a principal that didn't have teachers do that. And guess what? The outcome was much better
@@gmwr8066 well, I wouldn't exactly say "god" but thanks for that minecraft xp lol XD
@Leslie Fuqua yes I am, as a matter of fact... *jumps down in Kenobi robe* Hello there!
"what goes around comes around"
Me: loads shot gun
Edit: for legal reasons that was a joke
@@Lemniscate_9088 lol you're good man I figured it wasn't serious
#schoolmemes
kid: *studies but gets 40%*
me with my 98% when i didnt study: *pathetic*
1:38 heh, funny story, my school gave *zero* craps when i was literally dying on the side of a road, and instead proceeded to lower my grade while i was recovering in the hospital with amnesia
Poet: I am first but now I am last
English teacher: what does the poet mean by this
Me: he was first now he is last
English Teacher: listen here you little shiz
#schoolmemes #dailydoseofmemes
Please feature dis comment,it’s great meme channel
The poet seems to have a sort of complex; he believes he is always first but always feels last; this is further proven by the use of the full stop, foreshadowing the end of his life. This means the poet believes he will die......
@@theredstonebuilder1120
the redstone builder: replys 2 months later
His brain and soul: let us die
Me how praped for a test gets a 43%
The kid who didn't study100%
Me confused screaming
I’m usually the person who doesn’t study
BluDrgn Gamer same
God sake thats a lot of likes
BluDrgn Gamer I get 895 average even if I suck since ik’m a good student and took stress off teachers randomly massaging them in break lol
I’m usually the person who doesn’t study
3:43 is so true because the janitor crushes us whenever we challenge him to a game of volleyball but the gym teacher always reminds me of mike the meatball
My older pe teacher was buff,the janitor was too but not as much
0:21
Why is this so relatable
#dailydoseofmemes
UA-cam in 2005: *kalm*
UA-cam in 2020: *full of bots and pewdiepie has 50,000,000 bots*
Not funny. Didn’t laugh
Pewdiepie: *has 50,000,000 bots*
T-Series: Pathetic...
What would you rather
Like: go to a gulag
Comments: go to school
4:00
when my school has a 0.0 - 4.0 (4 being best) grading system
*Cha Cha real smooth*
That’s my parents in a nutshell
Everyone else during pandemic: The big sad, lonely
Me, an introvert: well well, how the turntables....
11 ants are sitting on an elephant. The elephant shakes himself and 10 ants fall down. There’s only one left. The others are shouting supportively: “Come on Bob!! Choke him!“
@Army Guy i am not a bot fk off
Army Guy facts
9:52
Teenagers: school doesn’t give us enough sleep
Also teenagers at 3am- *MY NAME IS SORANA AND I LEARNED TO PLAY PIANO USING SIMPLY PIANO*
0 views 21 likes *seems legit*
What sits up a tree and goes "Aaaaaah"? An owl with a speech impediment.
5:34 a kid i know went to the bathroom while we were in math and he didnt come back for half an hour so we got worried he passed out (he has low iron or smthn) so 3 girls decided to go check on him, they came back loughing hysterically and obviously every one was confusled they just said he told them he hadnt taken a shit in 6 days🤣🤣🤣 he didnt come bavk for another hour🤣🤣
Me: five minutes into studying
Some random song i listened to five yrs ago : hipty hopty ur concentration is now my Property
The back of the bus one is so true.
Teenagers - We need sleep.
Also teenagers at 3 am - *Netflix ad comes on*
As someone who barely got through high school with mostly average and a few below average grades over those 4 years
Almost (keep in mind, *ALMOST*) everything you learn during those 4 years (varies from person to person) is useless:
That thing about your parents threatening that if you don't do good in school you're going to end up as a burger flipper for McDonalds or a grocery bagger for Kroger is a bad thing, it's all a lie, i am proud to be working at Wendy's (during night shift, so i stay to help close, shift runs from 7pm-whenever the hell we get done cleaning so usually 1:45am-3:30am is the time range we leave) doing dishes mostly and sometimes helping out on the fries and nuggets.
I mean can ANY of you think of something you learned in high school that can help you get a job, help you with what you should know how a job works.
Jobs are all different, but most require similar functions, like teamwork, ALWAYS help a co-worker, especially those on night shifts, nobody want's to be up 'til 3 or 4 am because dishwasher is struggling to catch up on dishes when he helped the front's ass with nuggets and fries so that damn line in the drive-thru can go away (i mean seriously, who is going to be eating 50 regular nuggets, 20 spicy nuggets, 2 dave's triples, 4 homestyle chicken sandwiches, 5 large fries, and 12 large cokes at 12:30am)
I'm pretty sure high school didn't teach me anything to help me with that other than Hospitality Class (for those that are confused at to what that class is, it's just cooking class with extra steps)
The popular kid: Wait, I can explain.
Normal student: Almost everybody likes you, only 10% of all students actually like me.
New student: 10%? I only have one friend yet.
The nerd: You guys have friends?
Teacher: the bell doesn't dismiss you I do
Student: then what is the bell for
Teacher:
Good ending: teacher dismisses class 5 minutes early.
I am here because yes
yes
Yes
Great explaniation
Same
Teacher: no cheating allowed
Me and my best friend:
*guess we'll cheat*
1:40 sadly whenever it snows here (and thats rare) we still have to go to school
Me seeing this
*laughing in going back to school building instead of online school*
*also crying*
The fact that all of these are relatable: ;w;
The fact that my life sucks: TwT
*I swear if I get bullied again and I push them in self defense then get in trouble again, I'm finna make a whole damn PowerPoint to prove to them that they should be punished too-*
If we get in a fight at my school, even if it is fighting back against a bully, they just call the cops on us.
Bro same.
if anyone is reading this
*please dont book The judge by its cover*
Ah yes, Englis
Please dont cover the judge by its book
*Book please the cover by it's dont*
Judge book cover it’s please the by dont the
4:48 I agree
Come on everyone. We have all learned very important and enriching skills from School. Skills like...
Guessing the right answer
Maybe mojang did not say remove HEROBRIYAN because he was removed and not because they could not remove him
That monster school one hit different
0:49
When you didn’t study for the test but still end up beating those who studied:
Yeah this is big brain time
Me: **was homeschooled for four years and was waiting to go back to public school this year for reasons**
Pandemic: Bonjour
#dailydoseofmemes
My mother said to me “If anyone ever bullies you, you have my permission to kick their ass. If the teachers suspends you, I’m homeschooling you” and i live by that.
My mom gave me consent to do the same. It's the cops I'm worried about.
5:37 #not craping I'm the school bathroom gang.
When the teacher says we will do a fun activity.
Teacher: and the other people on the other side of the class can do mathletics.
You know one ti.e in biology we were dissecting a fish and when we were done the teacher broke the fish's back bone so I was like cool so I broke the back bone and tore the head off.
most of the world: Snow day! no school!
where i live: cool it's snowing. time to go to school.
honestly we just don't care about the snow
Jokes on you I'm still hate school and don't wanna go back to that hell
4:37 Schools: *I'm going to pretend I didn't see that*
Me: sees Lego set
My mind: *I* *N* *V* *E* *S* *T*
Me watching this vid at 3 am *Wait...* Me when I realise I'm not teenager yet *HA*
I felt the same about the snow one I live In texas and if even s we have a little and icey roads we still go to school but I wish mine would burn down
#dailydoesofmemes
When you been watching so many memes that you're trying to predict what the meme will say next
(idk, I do that lol)
I have a crush on shrek
Same
Ah yes, humor based on my pain. Aha ha.
Teenagers: school doesn’t give us enough sleep me watching this at 11:06 pm
6:57 i sleep only for 2 hours
My brain w friends:HUGE
My brain in school:uhh what does that mean idk coz i wasnt listening in the past 5 seconds
Is my school the only one that knows how to call a freaking ambulance when shit hits the fan
When schools come back please someone post these memes around school
The thumbnail is accurate.
#DailyDoseOfMemes
Teachers: School stops but theres online school
Me and the boys: Party music stops
I just got a Email from school in the summer. I just clicked it away lol.
Student: cough
Nobody:..
Teacher: cough
Students: OMG!
#dailydoseofmemes
When you're dying and you're telling the school nurse about it
School Nurse:ICE ICE BABY
Parent: tell me to keep reading books
Also parent: stop reading the book or I will rip it
Me: wait this whole operation was your idea
The one at 3:56 should have been Lenovo: amateurs
#dailydoseofmemes
Me during any conversation I don’t understand: *randomly* ye, mhm, yea, yup, ok, totally, yes, definitely.
High schoolers: *finally get to be happy because their school got shutdown*
The guy who killed himself the day before the shutdown: *visible frustration*
A different title :the truth about schools
6:02 once I found a book called "s#x is a funny word"
#dailydoseofmemes.
Assignment: You are driving to your friend's house at 40 mph.
Me: Okay, not too hard-
Assignment: Calculate the amount of chickens who crossed the road.
Thank you. Now I’m ready for school
Memes are *L I F E*
1:47 that actually happened to me once lol
FRIEND : suprise to be 2021 FRIEND:..........
ME: 2 months more to be 2021
godzilla died by reading this
We had to leave school early cuz the power went out cuz it snowed in october
#dailydoseofmemes
Forgetting to do homework-->PANIK
Teacher forgets about it-->calm:)
A kid that tells her about the homework--> *P A N I K*
Shrek will lower your grades
Me:im in the UK in primary school bruv
Me with my 94% on Irish test
Welcome to downtown coolsvile
I hate it when U fight back and get in trouble and when U have a good reason and the teachers let u off and then when a bully punches someone in the face the schools are like:
He iS A GifTEd BOy
6:53 “The fastest things in the universe”
“Sound”
“Light”
“Expansion of the universe”
*not my internet*
I live in Ontario. They are opening schools. GUESS WHOS DOING ONLINE CLASSES ANYWAYS!
me
0:48
I' a girl, one time in i think 5th grade I didn't remember there was test from english class (english isn't my native laungage) and after my friend asked me "Are you as stressed as me for test?" jokingly and I was like "Wait. WHAT." and idk how but I got an A for that test- 😂 well, my english is good I think
I'm a gangsta I skipped every 9nline class I had
5:56 that hit hard
Teens aren’t the only one that are happy
My 8 year old brother is happy about it so like that’s a thing
6:30 looks like I'm now denki kaminari
that 6 naked guys preforming a satanic ritual one was so true that the class clown felt the meme coming inside of him🥶🥶
I learn more on yt more than at class
6:22 this is so relatable
What is the worst insult you can come up with?
My science teacher tried to get use to alt f4 some of us knew some of us didn’t
0:45 too close to home
8:51 Exactly
2:17 *y e s* (Edit: December 29, 2020)
7:52 That is Also True lmao
In my opinion teachers that at least try to make something they THINK kids will like are legends even if the thing is actually cringe
My mom: HEY YOUR ROOM IS A MESS! CLEAN IT NOOWWWWW!
Me: but there is only one-
My mom: -rambles on about how she couldnt get the manager tody.
Me: 🖕
6:39 actually, cryopackets are the correct way to treat internal bleeding!
Anyone wonder how when we sleep we wake up in like half a millosecond for us but in the dream it feels like days and when we really wake up it has only been some hours?
I hate school
They don’t let us turn our cameras off in my online classes 😑
8:49 can someone please tell me the title of the video??
Shrek can’t lower anything that can’t be lowered!