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КОМЕНТАРІ • 173

  • @ShumovayaSveta
    @ShumovayaSveta Рік тому +505

    ☠Prisoner of Warzone
    CAPTURED
    [ F ] Skip to Gulag

    • @ИсмаилБиджиев-ы3ф
      @ИсмаилБиджиев-ы3ф Рік тому +1

      Света, валорант будем играть?

    • @ShumovayaSveta
      @ShumovayaSveta Рік тому +4

      @@ИсмаилБиджиев-ы3ф 🤨🤨

    • @ИсмаилБиджиев-ы3ф
      @ИсмаилБиджиев-ы3ф Рік тому

      @@ShumovayaSveta вчера мы вас жестко нагинали, я твой ник запомнил

    • @ShumovayaSveta
      @ShumovayaSveta Рік тому +2

      @@ИсмаилБиджиев-ы3ф мальчик мой, я в валорант играла всего неделю после релиза. Поэтому кроме своих корешей ты в принципе никого не нагинал вчера 🤣🤣

    • @camman3740
      @camman3740 Рік тому +3

      "Now, you're in *our* lands, and we demand a show."

  • @sanchay1281
    @sanchay1281 Рік тому +413

    This is not police brutality. It's them saving you from yourself.

  • @Harry101UK
    @Harry101UK Рік тому +87

    It is April, and I am a fool.

  • @AaronTheStupidFace
    @AaronTheStupidFace Рік тому +167

    Yeah, that's a fair response to someone falling for clickbait.

  • @maitrecrabe1996
    @maitrecrabe1996 Рік тому +145

    Can we talk about the character's designs? I don't know if they're from somewhere, or hand-made specifically for these, but DAMN. They look good.

    • @VladislavZharkov
      @VladislavZharkov  Рік тому +38

      Character models come from UE Marketplace. Specifically these soldiers are made by TalkingDrums. All I did is just port these models to Source 2 and adjust their materials. Check out creator's page: www.unrealengine.com/marketplace/en-US/profile/TalkingDrums and twitter: twitter.com/DrumsTalking

    • @italianduded1161
      @italianduded1161 10 місяців тому +1

      yea.... those are hella awesome.

  • @ch3cksund3ad
    @ch3cksund3ad Рік тому +224

    By far the best April Fools joke I'll see in my life lmfao
    This was amazing, perfectly done

  • @butterrbrod2299
    @butterrbrod2299 Рік тому +49

    Everything was against but I refused to acknowledge that.

  • @mavbbt7850
    @mavbbt7850 Рік тому +20

    If they are still looking for my browser history, they will find my memetic hasard link provided by the SCP Foundation.

  • @DeadJosey
    @DeadJosey Рік тому +13

    I apologize I should have never clicked on this

  • @TheRisingStorm316
    @TheRisingStorm316 10 місяців тому +6

    POV: You fell victim to an Anti-Simp Squad clickbait trap

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 Рік тому +8

    Not my browser history!
    Oh they are about to be emotionally damaged.

  • @VadimAnet
    @VadimAnet Рік тому +31

    Все интереснее и интереснее.. Актеров озвучки подобрал отличных)

    • @steamconnected6671
      @steamconnected6671 Рік тому +1

      Было бы круто увидеть сериал по типу red vs blue от него.Псц сорс 2 даёт графику как в касценах в колде.

  • @anchovyinatank4006
    @anchovyinatank4006 Рік тому +3

    The pentagon has just received word that there is a whole ass person minding their own business.

  • @FnafFnCod_
    @FnafFnCod_ Рік тому +3

    Should’ve added him saying “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HERE” and the ph intro plays 😂😂

  • @jaikkonor13
    @jaikkonor13 Рік тому +13

    0:42 Хорошие взаимоотношения -- залог хорошей работы!

  • @darckfantom7580
    @darckfantom7580 6 місяців тому +2

    I’ve been looking for this video everywhere it’s taken me almost 2 years just to find it again

    • @VladislavZharkov
      @VladislavZharkov  6 місяців тому +2

      What do you mean 2 years, I made it literally last year? HAS MY TIME-TRAVELING ARCHNEMESIS CLONE FINALLY BROKEN OUR TIMELINE?

    • @darckfantom7580
      @darckfantom7580 6 місяців тому +1

      @@VladislavZharkov well it’s felt like 2 years I could be mistaken also I don’t usually pay attention to dates

  • @keiyoshi5232
    @keiyoshi5232 Рік тому +9

    Yes, yes, and yes. I knew fully well that this is clickbait sir, but content is content. *We must feed the machine sir*

  • @candelalumen6334
    @candelalumen6334 Рік тому +12

    But mister Internet Police I had to click because it's Vlad's new video !

  • @supermegabenji1026
    @supermegabenji1026 2 місяці тому

    "Soap, I trusted you" Cutscene vibes.

  • @tapwatersoup6027
    @tapwatersoup6027 Рік тому +5

    I regret nothing

  • @Soundwave142
    @Soundwave142 7 місяців тому +2

    Heard this audio in a short by SMG4. I find this video suitable ( as SMG4 did,) for when somebody clicks on something "indecent."

    • @Soundwave142
      @Soundwave142 7 місяців тому +2

      Oh and by the way, nice job filmmaking!

  • @ellieh.5419
    @ellieh.5419 Рік тому +1

    they dont know I just put a pipebomb on my browsing history

  • @raymondmurdock8603
    @raymondmurdock8603 Рік тому +6

    in my defense even though i have no evidence to prove it i didn't see the title or thumbnail until after i just opened it cause it was in my notifications

  • @plsbanforks
    @plsbanforks Рік тому +26

    Do you make these animations yourself? They look really good, and are quite unique! If so, it's great channel hope you gain popularity!

    • @VladislavZharkov
      @VladislavZharkov  Рік тому +9

      Thank you! Yes, I direct, animate/mocap, and score my animated shorts all by myself.

  • @omega_hd8747
    @omega_hd8747 11 місяців тому +4

    Bro you need to make a game out of this it would be hilarious

    • @striker-90921
      @striker-90921 10 місяців тому +3

      Objective: "delete your browser history"
      Or
      Objective: "destroy the USB stick with the browser history"

  • @italianduded1161
    @italianduded1161 10 місяців тому +1

    this is the best ever...

  • @_EPlCMAN_
    @_EPlCMAN_ 8 місяців тому +1

    I KNOW I'M 9 MONTHS LATE BUT THIS IS SO GOOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS FROM AN ACTUAL VIDEO GAME BUT VOICED OVER

  • @MintManVRYT
    @MintManVRYT 2 місяці тому

    the blahaj lmao

  • @Vistresian1941
    @Vistresian1941 6 місяців тому +1

    Was expecting an "oh my GOD" from the guy as he turns to look at the history results

  • @crazycsiw6404
    @crazycsiw6404 2 місяці тому

    This should play instead of the actual video when clicking on anything with a red arrow in it

  • @xVelvetri
    @xVelvetri Рік тому +3

    love your work

  • @ImpuscaVana
    @ImpuscaVana Рік тому +7

    Is it bad that i get aroused hearing that voice and him saying that?
    ...
    On second thought, please don't answer that.

  • @LolGravity
    @LolGravity Рік тому +2

    Ахахах, подловил 😄

  • @05yt5
    @05yt5 Рік тому +2

    I still dont belive this is a thumbnail i need to click it

  • @crucial3267
    @crucial3267 Рік тому +49

    But you see, by acknowledging it was clickbait before clicking, my click was not baited, therefore it was not clickbait, ergo I did not fall for clickbait; what is the most important is...
    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I (do I)
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
    Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
    Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

  • @PsychoBlueDot
    @PsychoBlueDot 10 місяців тому

    I now have my morning video to watch. This was AWESOME! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigiron2572
    @bigiron2572 6 місяців тому

    Mom won’t be happy about my browser history

  • @cral4848
    @cral4848 Рік тому

    "I-I'm sorry I... Wait! No! AHHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE DON'T!"

  • @bread5384
    @bread5384 Рік тому

    I like to imagine while you're getting dragged, he found some of the most absolutely vile, despicable, most blasphemous material on your browsing history thats so bad he just screams, looks at you, and goes on all fours and just maul you

  • @FatherMcKenzie66
    @FatherMcKenzie66 Рік тому

    "did i ever told you the definition of insanity?"

  • @jsk1493
    @jsk1493 Рік тому

    Don't go through my browsing history, You won't survive it 15 seconds in

  • @wuth-ro-in8498
    @wuth-ro-in8498 Рік тому

    Shit. They found me,

  • @Astreious
    @Astreious Рік тому

    I got an ad where a guy asked chat got to write a break up text for him lmao

  • @loafiam6062
    @loafiam6062 7 місяців тому

    can't get my browser history if there is quite literally none

  • @KooshaKarimi
    @KooshaKarimi Рік тому

    NOOO I JUST READ 177013 ON THAT THING.

  • @wolfmirebacta8710
    @wolfmirebacta8710 Рік тому

    I have big plans for this vid. I will use this to bait ever person on IFunny

  • @vellas3688
    @vellas3688 Рік тому +3

    Влад, получилось круто, не надо факюселвить с:

  • @_spineless
    @_spineless 8 місяців тому

    This is such a classic.

  • @GavincredibleAU2
    @GavincredibleAU2 Рік тому

    This video really paid off on the thumbnail and title 👌

  • @thatdelcatty6898
    @thatdelcatty6898 8 місяців тому

    The irony is that this video is affected by DeArrow

  • @conthegamer
    @conthegamer Рік тому

    I am saving this for reasons

  • @thejanfamily6634
    @thejanfamily6634 Місяць тому

    Made in april fools 2023

  • @NotMyRealNameLL
    @NotMyRealNameLL Рік тому

    NOOOO, NOT MY FUCKING SEARCH HISTORY

  • @theNineTailedF0x-
    @theNineTailedF0x- Рік тому

    "NONONONO!! SOAP NO NO NO SOAP NO NO!"

  • @MasterTopHat
    @MasterTopHat Рік тому

    BRO this is great its going straight into my clickbait playlist

  • @Pancake8450
    @Pancake8450 Рік тому +1

    Me who forgot I left autoplay on:

  • @PELTIER5
    @PELTIER5 11 місяців тому

    I feel like using this for a video

  • @goldenturtle5850
    @goldenturtle5850 Рік тому

    This is pure gold 😂

  • @casematecardinal
    @casematecardinal Рік тому

    Jokes on you. Im into it.

  • @t-rex1019
    @t-rex1019 Рік тому

    I would like to file a request for a titanfall titan be added there as one of the operatives of this covert operation. Maybe also a space marine

  • @marauder1085
    @marauder1085 Рік тому

    YOU’LL FIND NOTHING IN MY HISTORY !!!!
    I HAVE NO REGRETS

  • @yellowsaint
    @yellowsaint Рік тому +1

    YOU SAW THE THUMBNAIL. YOU SAW THE TITLE. YOU KNEW FULL WELL THAT THIS WAS CLICKBAIT, YET YOU STILL CLICKED ON IT!

  • @timmy6890
    @timmy6890 Рік тому

    God dam

  • @Le_pakg4468
    @Le_pakg4468 19 днів тому

    I actually have this video saved with the thumbnail being that white rat dancing to the song "boom boom"
    Found the source

  • @jensenthegreen6780
    @jensenthegreen6780 Рік тому

    By far the scariest video ive ever watched in my life

  • @Kaz-The-Puppet
    @Kaz-The-Puppet 10 днів тому

    oh no

  • @DavidTheWolf806
    @DavidTheWolf806 Рік тому

    ohmygosh BLÅHAJ cameo

  • @BlackHandYoutube
    @BlackHandYoutube Рік тому

    Now this is true content.

  • @aryankirankumarturkhade-qr8xf

    Nice

  • @CoolingCashew31
    @CoolingCashew31 7 місяців тому

    The memes........

  • @channelhouse6989
    @channelhouse6989 Рік тому

    NO NO NO PLEASE NO NO NOOOO

  • @andrewblair8725
    @andrewblair8725 Рік тому

    dope

  • @nagiaoe2434
    @nagiaoe2434 Рік тому

    Oh no, my dolphin porn collection

  • @Operator_Suerte
    @Operator_Suerte Рік тому +1

    when i catch someone on the furry fandom

  • @opacocastilla8238
    @opacocastilla8238 Рік тому

    Hah! They won’t find the big anime boobas, I’ve hidden them all in a file called “homework”! (big brain move)

    • @WindowsDoor
      @WindowsDoor Рік тому

      They don't see mine on my phone hidden in a folder in my phone named .bubs

  • @XenoChron2
    @XenoChron2 Місяць тому

    It's not bait if you already knew.

  • @yugo1469
    @yugo1469 Рік тому

    is it me or is the animation of the guy grabbing us from advanced warfare ?

    • @VladislavZharkov
      @VladislavZharkov  Рік тому

      Nope, I mocaped it myself. Ceased extracting CoD animations last year.

  • @AstroidVase132
    @AstroidVase132 Рік тому

    When your parents find your browser history

  • @PredatorGamingTR
    @PredatorGamingTR Рік тому +5

    I don't care whether it is a clickbait or not If I see Zharkov shared a vid i just click on it

  • @kalenipclaw5683
    @kalenipclaw5683 Рік тому

    the real problems happen when the video you click on *isn't* bait after all

  • @khf349
    @khf349 Рік тому

    мужик это судьба, у меня тоже фамилия жарков

  • @stallingset7301
    @stallingset7301 Рік тому

    YES I CAN USE THIS ON EVERY DISCORD SERVER

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul Рік тому

    Dammit! I am innocent! I did not say No-no words 4chan! I was just curious Officer! Not my browser history!

  • @Gedasher-kr2dc
    @Gedasher-kr2dc 6 місяців тому

    candy

  • @donkeyking6914
    @donkeyking6914 Рік тому

    I loved it, alright

  • @spectrumscopix
    @spectrumscopix Рік тому +1

    May i ask for the background music? it sounds so cool!!!

    • @VladislavZharkov
      @VladislavZharkov  Рік тому +1

      Thank you! It's just a simple 40 second underscore that I wrote solely for the purpose of this video. I plan on releasing it one day as part of a small album consisting of all the short music bits I write for my videos.

    • @taskforceboi8977
      @taskforceboi8977 Рік тому

      ​@@VladislavZharkovill be waiting for this until I cease to be

    • @VladislavZharkov
      @VladislavZharkov  Рік тому

      The soundtrack is now available on Bandcamp as part of an ongoing album: vladislavzh.bandcamp.com/track/clickbait-ops

    • @VladislavZharkov
      @VladislavZharkov  Рік тому +1

      @@taskforceboi8977 wait no longer! vladislavzh.bandcamp.com/track/clickbait-ops

    • @taskforceboi8977
      @taskforceboi8977 Рік тому

      @@VladislavZharkov Thanks boss.

  • @Caberknight
    @Caberknight 10 місяців тому +1

    Just a question, who is the character/model you used?

  • @NamelessCrusad3r
    @NamelessCrusad3r 4 місяці тому

    When you find a furrys search history and IP address

  • @happyface4952
    @happyface4952 Рік тому

    I’m sorry. I’ll do better next time

  • @Brass_Buckle
    @Brass_Buckle Рік тому

    Why did this feel so personal?

  • @the_not_real_bigboss
    @the_not_real_bigboss Рік тому

    Call of Duty:Cyber Warfare

  • @clickityquackquack
    @clickityquackquack Рік тому

    You saw the thumbnail

  • @davidkinley3744
    @davidkinley3744 11 місяців тому

    Dumb question is this from a game or something because it looks amazing

    • @VladislavZharkov
      @VladislavZharkov  11 місяців тому

      Thank you! It's just a silly animation I did for fun, that's all.

  • @kindafunky7842
    @kindafunky7842 Рік тому

    the full yellow image made me want to click it

  • @S.A.I.D.E
    @S.A.I.D.E Рік тому

    Нееет, только не моя история Браузера!

  • @NoahThePokeGamer
    @NoahThePokeGamer 4 місяці тому

    WAIT I SWEAR MY SEARCH HISTORY WAS MY LITTLE BROTHER-

  • @henrycooper3431
    @henrycooper3431 Рік тому

    No! The Blahaj! Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!

  • @kto_to_tam9696
    @kto_to_tam9696 Рік тому

    Можно смело отправлять своему другу в 4:00 ведь у него времени дафига

  • @Taco_Shack_SFM
    @Taco_Shack_SFM Рік тому +1

    Bro, I have no idea how you do this kind of shit in SFM, all I manage is shitposting (poorly). and another thing might I ask where you get your assets?

  • @JC-op7qr
    @JC-op7qr Рік тому

    Are they a special forces in a branch in britain bc it confuses me that most of them wear AN-95 helmets used by the gsg-9 in germany