I Trained 10 Million Soldiers to CRUSH NATO
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- In hoi4 millennium dawn, I DESPISE NATO AND THE UNITED STATES. So I did what had to be done. I spent around 16 hours in game to get China based and fight the nato faction. Maybe my brain is completely rotted away and dead, but AT LEAST IT GETS VIEW SHEHEHAHHAHDHFKAFJ;DASFSADF;
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I love watching insane people play the funny map game
i am the funny map game
Same
@@holy_cheese_man can i play you
@@MARKED_CAP💀💀💀
Funny map game? I call it colorful bricks simulator.
Bean finally realizes how the US military felt in the 70s “They’re reinforcing through Laos. You assholes!!!”
exactly
Mfers
"look at them bullying smaller nations!"
*Immediately starts bullying smaller nations*
He IMMEDIATLY goes for the EXACT SAME, TERRIBLE strategy of artificially inflating the construction sector, that china used irl.
He be creating tofu dreg ghost cuties in Hoi4.
His social credits are gonna crash because of all the winnie the pooh jokes
Meanbean you are a brave warrior now you have accomplished what was thought to be impossible you have won your crown
Literally the Great Trial
He actually uploaded 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Unbelievable!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
He merely escaped the psychiatry
House arrest 😂
HE ESCAPED THE WARD! GAURDS MAN YOUR STATIONS
My favorite meanbean video: ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.htmlsi=5bqextUFVAzFHx9Z
I can just see the nuclear rockets flying towards Meanbean's house after the Winnie the pooh joke
I love your channel man, it’s always fantastic to see a new upload from you, I also respect your absolute lack of concern for your mental health with these videos. They are hilarious.
Views > Mental Health. Thank you for supporting the cause
@@Meanbean_official I'm sorry that I have to say this, but you called the caucasus the balkans
You might want to check what division is being used for garrison in occupied states. IIRC the game automatically chooses the template with the least battalions in it, which usually means your elite divisions with all those expensive tanks and artillery and whatnot. If you make a shitty division of militia and change it to be the garrison template in the occupied territories tab, you might have a lot more equipment available.
"Man, HOI4 diplomacy is so ass, you know that?"
3200 hours in the game and I couldn't agree more.
Its a bit irritating though when you realise he could have very easily reached 100 opinion if he . . . tried
11:59 Bro, you're literally invading the most mountainous part of Taiwan, that's literally why China is having second thoughts on invading them, THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS A FORTRESS BECAUSE OF THE MOUNTAINS, you can't blame them, it's really hard...
elite mountaineers: ???
It isn't too hard, but yeah, it'd be really difficult to get a few million people willing to die before victory
There's nukes, but those bring in big issues
as a Vietnamese i want to say that Vietnam using Laos as a road to win war is very historically accurate
awesome video, nice to see an up and coming hoi4 youtuber, just subbed 👍
Thank you for the ego boost sir 🙏🙏🙏
37:47 “HEY SPAIN”
Spanish units watching in horror as defendants of 125 dynasties attach them
dude this has got to be the most dedicated HOI4 mod player ever. love ur content man
My favorite part about this mod is the puppeting mechanics... I played Japan and pumped every single bit of my game play into puppeting all of Oceania, most Asia, and parts of the Middle East. Never shed a single ounce of blood for any of it. 😂😂😂
based
"i despise nato" - every dictator outside of nato
more like every sane person from global south, east and even some from west that knows history and geopolitics
Also every dictator inside of nato lol
Nato countries are just US satellite states, you’re a dictatorship too
How many dictators in nato?
@@devceropeolearw5441 how many dictators armed and installed by NATO's head USA in countries that were trying to exercise sovereignty without west being able to exploit them?
Surprised turkey decided to fight the ultimate superpower twice and were able to combat the highest military budget ever conscieved, at least for a while
MEANBEAN FARMING SOCIAL CREDIT. THANK YOU COMRADE MEAN BEAN.
I think the thing with Millenium dawn is the recruitment mechanic, which basically says: who needs guns to recruit? just have a crap load of manpower, all will happen is you're divisions will be total crap as they are illequipted, yes that's a thing in millenium dawn, you can recruit FULLY without weapons, so like... you can have a CRAP load of people, but like 0 guns, and still be able to recruit, it makes little to no sense
The man in front takes the rifle. The man in the back follows and picks the rifle up when the first man dies.
the 100 armed people will act as soldiers while the 100k other people will act like Scavs from escape from china
think of it as fortnite, they have to loot their way through
8:52 Two systems is historical. One country, two systems is the official governing principle of the PRC in regards to Taiwan.
That's cringe
@@Meanbean_official Especially cringy when you realize the Republic of China (Taiwan) is an independent country (and the legitimate government of China).
@@andyfriederichsenlegitimacy? what year is it?
@@DreerKarler If recognizing the ROC/Taiwan as the independent nation it is and refusing to recognize the CCP, a party which once tried to eradicate Chinese culture, history, and language, as being legitimate offends you, too bad.
hey, great editing in this video. Glad to see you improve at making videos actively
Thank you!
Probably too late to say this, but there are BRICS and SCO parts of the focus tree. If you go down the SCO focus on military alliance path, it creates the SCO as a faction, which maybe would have been bigger than the faction you created on your own.
I love China. I love Mao. Long live the CCP. Thank you comrade Meanbean.
I love the Soviet Union. I love Lenin. Long live the USSR. Thank you comrade Meanbean.
You’re just a discount plastic version of us.
I love the Democratic People's Republic of Korea 🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵. I love the Worker's Party. I love Kim Jong Un.
Thank you comrade Meanbean.
@@el_perro_feliz6647 Comrade
-you starve your people even more than us
Wink sensually if you're being kidnapped
@@FelidaeEnjoyer🇨🇳🇨🇳🤐🤐
There should be a redux of this mod, with silly paths like reclaiming China as Taiwan, a second Russian Civil War, that type of crazy shit.
It would be one of the best hoi4 mods
Novum Vexullium is right up your alley then
It's Millenium Dawn but without the pesky Economy stuff and more fun focus trees like USA turning communist or Second Russian Civil War
Taiwan also has a focus tree too
@@Redhead-pf8le I should try that mod out!!!
You fool, that would crash every godamn week
@@Redhead-pf8le omg ill try it :D
@@Meanbean_official I'm sorry to say that but
Skill Issue
As a Filipino, I'm laughing so much how we even put up a fight, much less how you were close to pulling your hair out😂
Wow. Your editing is so much better than a lot of more popular UA-camr's, your editing is funny, entertaining, and I wish I had the same editing skills as you, or your editor.
"Why is it always crashing?" Dude, you're playing Millenium Dawn. It's a miracle when it doesn't crash.
Next time you play as a major European nation (Excluding Russia) like Spain, Germany, France, Italy, ect, you should form the United States of Europe. It's so op that whenever I did that path and declared war on Russia, I was still in a net gain of 45 billion per week WHILE ON MAXIMUM HEALTHCARE, POLICE, AND EDUCATION SPENDING
Edit: I forgot to mention it's pretty tedious and annoying to form the United States of Europe but it is SO worth it as basically nobody can stop you if you play your cards right
me trying to think why Russia is excluded:
*Russia not being part of NATO and my dumbass not remembering*
View: "You conquer the world but what is the price?"
Chanel: "My sleep!!!"
“We speak bing chilling here in Tokyo” is crazy
“If I want to steal more from my citizens” one of the basest quotes to refer to government taxes.
Remember, each video is one day less for you to play North Macedonia and Vatican city
Pretty sure if China actually spend a 3 trillion budget they would actually able to field 10M troops😂
2nd constitution enjoyers in america when the chinese invade:
32:09 means he's spending 5.5 FCKING TRILLION on military annually 🔥🔥
real life chinese army experience
He is finally back 🙏 🙏 🙏
"The United States may have single handedly ruined my mental health." US too, us too.
Sometimes i wonder if youve ever enjoyed any Millenium Dawn game ever
why not?
The good news is at the rate things are going you might see this play out in real life soon.
No arms against tyranny? :No bitches meme:
I guess the by balls alone dlc is old news
This man is mentally unstable and I love every second
Very cool editing, I missed lot since I last checked probably. Ngl thought it would end after the Japanese invasion based on esrlier videos
Compilation of meanbean raging and losing his mind
Finally I've been waiting for this
They should add obesity to the mod there goes 40% of america's military capability
5:44 He knows that this video will blow up
Finally. Been waiting for this video
Every upload we get vloser to lichtenstein to Holy Roman Empire
How do random hoi4 youtubera have the best editing skills love the vid 😂
"200,000 units are ready, 1,000,000 more are well on the way."
Turkey protecting his frenemy at the end like a bro.
One of the best hoi4 UA-camrs Fr keep posting
Poland death stacking and making it impossible to invade them is honestly pretty accurate to modern polish military policy ngl. Poland has been invaded so much they just have had enough and are itching to be the ones to win finally
average well built division fan vs average spam shit troops enjoyer
First time seeing this channel, absolutely amazing editing my friend. Love the video and I will be checking this channel again :)
This is either "Throwing Waves of Humans at the Enemy: The Video Game" or "Destroying The World Simulator". Probably both.
when i looked up at my computer, i felt sadness.. beacuse i thought the video was going to end soon.. BUT when i moved my mouse over the video it tells me, i got 30 minutes left. pog bois we found a banger
Yay my favourite UA-camr finally uploaded a video
"that was worth the suffering" shoulda been changed to "this was not worth the suffering" to really be canon to the real world lmao
I wholly agree with you. the AI is much more intelligent than it lets off. it always throws a rock in your path even at its own detriment. as long as AI can ruin your game it will.
Bro I swear if you play rally Congo democracy you would cry
Turkey was the only one who could hold of a bit
19:50 man discovers real world politics
this truly is a china number 1 moment
For algorithm so your mental is not wasted.
Good video.
What combat width are you using? Because it neees to be higher than vamilla
man if only i remembered
Imagine all the people who are so mad at how it's going on at the world war, they are gonna play this game and says "THIS IS HOW IT MUST BE" but it's just a videogame.
The US was so nerfed 😭. Good job tho, I would have lost to Mongolia😂
Bro is socialcredmaxxing
The pain goes on I see
Nah u did the Chinese people dirty with the Pooh’s
Crazy modern day guy came back
I am absolutely garbage at hoi4 but something i loved is just forcing weird situations in this mod like italy trying to rebuild the roman empire, russia reforming the soviet union or germany doing a man in the high castle.
Now that I thought of it, you became the same thing you swore to destroy
You need to streamline production on millennium dawn mod. There’s simply way too much to produce and nowhere near enough factories. Limit yourself to 2 aircraft, 1 tank, one mech, and basic infantry. Build a large army of small infantry and a few armored units to support. Later on you can add other stuff. The starting armies and production ques are simply trash and not practical.
Poohxi jinping jumping 0:41 broke me HAHAHHAHA
yesterday I was playing china and casually discovered they have the capacity for 1100 military factories
As China, in earlier gameplay, u should tax 50% in population sector and tax less for corporations. And just build cubs and later office. Now I got good economy
Mmm yes, Zhong Xina
I will indeed say it again
Mitt Romneys french speaking abilities did not save the USA
Just stumbled upon this video. This dude is so fucking funny, definitely my new favourite HOI4 UA-camr
Doctor Eggmans Mean Bean War Machine
27:50 With all the chaos in this mod, this part was actually realistic
2077 America would be weeping
Oh yeah? Well I took a dookie and didn't even need to wipe
Should’ve played Russia instead 😂
This is way to historically accurate 😳
By the way, I think the motorized were so slow due to a lack of supply
Yeah I can’t get past this guys voice. Lispy dispy wispy
NATO in MDM is how Russians imagine NATO is IRL
Hello just discovered your channel is the avatar bearded dragon? IF so i very much approve
My god, he actually exist. And isn't just an imaginary construct!
China: WE WILL CRUSH AMERICA!
*5 days later*
China: Wow, that escalated quickly.
This is mean beans upload to hold us over until he gets put back into the mental hospital
Never let this guy become President
"Hoi4 diplomacy is so ass"
Wrong. Hoi4 diplomacy does not exist.
New Challenger Aproaches for Stalins 11 Mio Man Red Army in 1945 +16Mio fallen Soldiers.