[YTP] Hotline Thing

This was requested of me. This source sucks. Worst pooping experience of my life.

[@SNQ1]

"I never even seen a girl before"
Drake, 2016.

[@choclatemilk6813]

That's me during quarantine

[@a7super_07]

Bruh.

[@Dreigonix]

“I used to call myself on my cell phone
Late night when I need my mommy”
Double ded.

[@white-eyesbluedragon1767]

Nice

[@Midnight-vp1ro]

I see you EVERYWHERE

[@BossDrSample]

"You're a Saucy elf!" Absolutely brilliant!

[@DudeWhoSaysDeez]

Nasty Sus

[@bsterthegawd]

STU STU STU STU STU STU

[@jeandelvalle1830]

bsterthegawd. 0:07

[@SnakeSleuth]

bsterthegawd. xD

[@TheFlodyo]

kiss me on my coc

[@juan1213]

bsterthegawd. yey

[@JuanC17Playz]

PID PID PID PID PID PID

[@TrailerPoopers]

This is really, really well made man, you have great potential in the world of YTP :D

[@SnakeSleuth]

TrailerPoopers Agree

[@esmooth919]

0:57 I used to call myself on my cellphone, late night when i need my mommy

[@shinigamikitsune1541]

0:01
**the beginning of every original ytp**

[@waddupsnitch4903]

For real 🤣

[@Dr.DagNabit]

Aye mom, whats for dinner?
0:07

[@esmooth919]

U win

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

I thought you timestamped the “Cock!” part and almost died

[@jasonbentley9968]

1:28 - Hotline Blib. That always makes me crease

[@DJfireant789plus]

You
You
Y-you
*O U Y*

[@jjba_kid22]

deed ded deed ded!!!!

[@Jo-ny9ne]

Blieel*

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Ever since I left the city penis

[@demonindenim]

I use to shove my cellphone. Some places where they don't belong.

[@aerozaxton3541]

*_Urthurao_* • cool story, bro

[@DJfireant789plus]

Hotline blib

[@ianwinfield929]

O_o

[@generalgrievous8639]

@@esmooth919 lmfao

[@XenRiddle]

*cAuSe EvEr SiNcE I LeFt ThE ciTy PeNiS...*

[@littleblueriolu9093]

"I used to shove my cell phone in places where it don't belong"

[@karenstaples732]

cuz ever since I left the city peins made me laugh soo hard

[@SNQ1]

Me too

[@Gilbertify1]

""Right now you're sauce in Elf" hahaha holy shit.

[@rrzavi3r840]

late night when i need my mommy 😂😂😂😂

[@DJfireant789plus]

I love my nose.

[@toastarkat]

"You used to cough on my phone"
* wheezes at the screen sounding like a car engine starting up *

[@UncutEditz01]

1:49 u dont need no BoB e else

[@oliverhilton6086]

This has some of the best sentence mixing I've seen ever.

[@pepelepew5736]

“I’ve never even seen a girl before!”

[@deez498]

"cause ever sence i left the city penis" had my dying💀💀

[@KiLLJOY1056]

You got me S T R E T C H E D out

[@esmooth919]

0:05 What's another word for Rooster?

[@caesarseizure1625]

L-Y3T AlsooslA DiIiIiiIiIiIcKKciIiIiIiIiIijIiIiIiIiIiID

[@DJfireant789plus]

+CeeKachu
Nooo..... woow

[@yachiyous9110]

Caac

[@dragonbbballussjblueson8022]

1:35 XD LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@indie2311]

1:13 to 1:18 cured my cold.

[@SNQ1]

The part was the funniest part for me

[@karenstaples732]

DONT PLAY WITH KNIFES DRAKE

[@PDR694]

0:40 is the timestamp

[@imvertigo7561]

0:46 had me dead

[@iceypumpkinhead]

* starts * "Cock"
Me: INSTANTLY DEAD 😆😆😆😆

[@aradfir3441]

Impressed as fuck. not only you make funny shit(badum tss),you make funny shit under tight word usage

[@nellospacee]

1:15 MADE ME DEAD

[@undun6605]

stu stu stu stu stu stu

[@Divergentdoody]

Yey

[@ecardona53]

1:29 "hotline blil" got me dead

[@polarytp2349]

LOL this is gold

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

*You used to cough on my cell phone*

[@jademonkey1424]

This comment made my entire day.

[@cj9034]

Conora

[@hallucinatinghawk3917]

This is one of my favourite YTPs

[@alucardfu2]

0:34 My Personal Favourite xD

[@Insidious849]

“Why you always touchin’ road?”
*stab*
“Oh no!”

[@_ovo_6997]

1:21 hell nah

[@I_Am_Scp_049]

**BOOH**

[@oliverhilton6086]

This needs more views. Good to see there's another pooper like cs188, and actually makes people say clever shit

[@MyTopSongChart]

One of the funniest videos I have ever seen, every part had me dying.

[@hallucinatinghawk3917]

I’ve watched this video so many times and I love it

[@raposito1040]

0:41 XD LOL HAHAHA

[@oliverhilton6086]

Just wanna say your sentence mixing is really good, you're giving cs188 a run for his money

[@user38zJdl45Zzz]

I used to call myself on my cellphone lol

[@yrorysinger5313]

Best joke in the poop.

[@shittymemeland3968]

Wow,this is the greatest YTP i ever saw! "you used to call me on my cockphone" xD

[@DJfireant789plus]

"You you you you yo-you *HOUY* "

[@yoshidex64]

0:56 when you have no friends

[@highside_okami7108]

Hotline BlilB

[@kenjeye204]

No one:
Me: watches song thinking its family friendly

[@zayne16]

yoooo kenjoi

[@jademonkey1424]

"I used to shove my cellphone places where it don't belong"
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO💀💀💀

[@giltzexuh]

Flyingkitty would be proud

[@sethbryant5539]

0:56 Sauce the elf

[@sneffweejus7085]

What effect is at 1:14? I've been trying to figure this out
Also, good job here. You did as well as you could with such a source

[@neeeeeeeeeeeeen]

+Iɴғɪɴɪᴛᴇ8 _ The audio is pitch-shifted upward and I left "format preserve" on (in premiere). Not sure if this works in vegas.
Nice fucking channel btw, subbed.

[@sneffweejus7085]

+neeeeeeeeeeeeen thanks man.

[@esmooth919]

NeenYTP if Vegas is anything like Acid, yes it does

[@I_Am_Scp_049]

City PENIS

[@Venomonomonom]

This was really good!

[@incisalmanova3958]

When someone punch you in the balls 1:22

[@Trid3nt861]

" *You used to call me on my COC-phone* "

[@SNQ1]

1:03 That actually sounds like an actual song. It's sounds good actually.

[@breathinginpizza]

i laughed so hard, haven't seen a good ytp in a long time and this one was amazing 👍

[@DudeOfTheWeek]

1:15 Ever since I left the CiTy PeENis

[@SiFiGamer2016]

This man said "cock phone". Lolol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@acidiceternitygaming7981]

Didnt realize you were the same guy that made the Dunkey and NASA YTP...i fucking loved this video a couple years ago

[@name.Yt.]

1:29 hot line blib

[@toodaloogaming3262]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard in my entire life good job

[@joaopedroauriemo]

1:21 when you sneeze

[@shinigamikitsune1541]

*literally nobody:*
Drake @ 2:14

[@waddupsnitch4903]

👏👏🤣🤣🤣

[@Liveinlasvegaspp]

1:14 IM DEADDDDD

[@h4nniesvz_6]

0:20 YoU uSeD tO kIsS mE oN mY CoC

[@cookieishere1227]

1:17 i left the city penis😆😂 i always replaying to that part and just crying by laughs

[@kittybunny288]

bro drunk hotline drugs

[@iavenjqasdf]

Ayyy good to see you're still poopin'! Totally missed a chance to drop your name at @0:29 btw

[@HalfLife3onSteamPLZ]

This is a cs188-tier edit, nice joj on this man.

[@fernandoorlienso2980]

1:38 CJ IS THAT YOU.
CJ : ah ....,here we go again.

[@darylcarr8283]

2:10 I NEVER want to get rich and/or famous enough to peg myself with a cell phone out of boredom!

[@commediaDollArte]

this is so good

[@Summit9999]

1:14 - 1:16 love that

[@kellyfulmen6046]

_"You used to cough on my cellphone"_ in 2020
*_"QUICK, SANITIZE IT!"_*

[@tashahouston8394]

SO GOOD THIS IS THE YTP OF MY DREAMS I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR YTP LIKE THIS ONE IS SPECIAL AND GOLDEN AND PLACED INSIDE MY YTP DANK MEME HEART MAAAAN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE WHERE WAS THIS ALL MY LIFE WELL AT LEAST I FOUND IT TODAY WHICH MAKES ME HAPPYF 👍😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thank youf and tank youf dear sirf

[@corbencampbell2235]

The next flying kitty people. Thank lord. Btw you earns a sub

[@lordofloneliness8336]

i love the captions😂😂😂

[@___Alina___24]

You used to come in my nose 😂

[@villonagy787]

0:24 call me on my telephone lol 🤣

[@alonamikh5933]

my favourite part was weird voice with Drake said "City Penis" so funny!

[@technicolorfroot8077]

He stabbed himself in the dick, omg XD

[@spagettikrabs950]

I LOVED THAT!

[@jalapeno_scumbag]

*s a u c e*

[@reisinaba9954]

I'm glad this is back. This gem deserves to remain.

[@imvocalinbed]

brilliant i laught at the entire vid

[@deez498]

DUDE I GOT THIS SONG ON MY PLAY LIST LOLL

[@hystonix]

🤨

[@deez498]

@@hystonix it literally just appeared on my playlist

[@hystonix]

@@deez498 oh

[@lol-ct4ms]

I coughed on my nose

[@anthony.p7913]

This needs more likes

[@littleblueriolu9093]

I see you've won that copyright battle. Way to go!

[@aravindkotikelapudi9925]

even though you hated this source, the fact remains that this is an amazing sentence mix ytp

[@xzaviastreet]

Holy fucking shity you are talented. That knife stab made me lose my shit haha

[@DudeWhoSaysDeez]

This is truly horrible
I love it. make more

[@chereandrews1690]

you used to call me on my cellphone

[@enzoanderson5852]

Nice track XD

[@sethbryant5539]

The knife part was somehow funny

[@xms0403]

0:43 "why u always touchin the road?" *proceeds to stab himself*

[@COGHwilliam]

good shit i swear

[@tdawgheroes]

This is too funny 😂

[@V10Plus404]

No shit

[@fluttershyisshy6381]

Sauce

[@daan5246]

0:41 That's Very Funny xD

[@a1tiger511]

"Cock phone" im dying lmfao

[@PDR694]

1:15 never leave the city pp or your voice will die