Deogracias: "According to The Rule, one must carry out the three humiliations" Penitent One: "Rules are meant to be broken k bye" *Glitches religiously*
Hold it. Nobody said anything about three "humiliations". Like, like what am I supposed to do take one "humiliation", or all "humiliations", or what? Look, maybe I didn't do every tiny humiliation, no. But basically I did them, yeah. Good penitent, bad penitent.. Im the guy with the guilty sword.
@@yaboiwonka8913 Thank you William, today another man has been caught fighting with lovecraftian monsters, declaring himself as the "hunter" . His trial is taking place this evening, his basis being self defense. Now for the weather, [continuation of another commenter]
@@darkersouls1155 for today there are no clouds in sight, it's a grossly incandescent sunny day - keep in mind UV levels are high and remember to wear sunscreen and stay hydrated to preserve your skin and humanity
@@p-o2938 I don't think either type of run is more impressive than the other. They all require their own precise execution, and at the end of the day that's what makes speedrunning difficult and impressive. They're simply different runs, one just happens to be shorter than the other.
@@OfficialCrowMauler I feel like people don't appreciate the effort some of these glitches can take not saying these ones are or are not hard, but some of these any% glitch run's are incredibly hard and techincal!
aside from the art direction and character/environment design it's a terrible metroidvania with boring repetitive combat and an unreasonable amount of insta-kill situations
@@JacobKinsley Wait what? I beat Quirce on my 2nd try and that was because he caught me by surprise the first time. Crisanta on the other hand took me around 30 tries.
Congratulations on your record, The Game Kitchen has immortalized it in your name with the new Easter Egg of Blasphemous 2, you will live in that game forever and ever. 🙏🏻
With the dodging I found out at least if you’re using the dodge speed increase knot item, if you hold down forward and down and press dodge fast you will constantly dodge and speed across the map 👍 Might help in speedruns Not sure if it works without the item for dodging faster yet
I've seen people in the comments belittling this video just for using glitches. Ok assuming that's wrong, explain why his name is immortalized in the sequel for holding the record. Obviously the developers approve. Congratulations.
Hey man, the thing you did with the first half of the final boss can also be made with Crisanta, only that you have to give her the last blow or the game will glitch.
he had to farm the neccessary amount of tears to get the ranged attack which would have killed time. he couldnt use his prayer either cuz he would have killed himself before he could have killed crisanta
I'm on 74% and 28 hours ! Taken me 3 years on and off but determined to finish it before part 2 comes out. I get lost and confused a lot - just like real life 😂
What was with that whole thing you did when you first got to Albero? I assume you're doing some sort of cool glitch, but you ended up in the same place you started. So I'm lost on what that achieved.
So you put yourself into a glitched state where you can transition screens and interact with stuff, but it doesn't trigger whatever flag that lets the game know you already used a Mea Culpa shrine? Interesting. This type of stuff is why I love speedrunning. Navigating there blind sounds pretty tricky. Thanks for the reply!
I have 90hrs of gameplay under my belt. I have so many questions: is this really glitches? No cheats? How could he use the elevator without all three masks? Why is his swort so incredibly strong? Why can he seemingly slash/attack faster than usual? The off-screen kill of the first stage of the final boss was impressive. I have seen some REALLY good players with hardcore skills here which helped me a lot with my own gameplay but i have never seen a glitch-play so far.
elevator - it needs any 3 masks, not specifically all 3 unique masks. I collect the one from melquiades twice. damage - during the long section near the beginning with the menu covering the screen I'm doing a glitch to collect the albero mea culpa shrine multiple times attack speed - you can cancel the attack animation by crouching then immediately do another attack
1. Have any of these glitched been patched out? 2. Do you just press esc to go through dialog that fast and 3. How do you perform the mia culpa glitch?
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another glycth player , what a shame
lol
@aKa Donut It's a meme for the failed ending btw.
so true
@@mystrdat I think he is just joking
Really? 💀
Deogracias: "According to The Rule, one must carry out the three humiliations"
Penitent One: "Rules are meant to be broken k bye" *Glitches religiously*
Hold it. Nobody said anything about three "humiliations".
Like, like what am I supposed to do take one "humiliation", or all "humiliations", or what?
Look, maybe I didn't do every tiny humiliation, no. But basically I did them, yeah.
Good penitent, bad penitent.. Im the guy with the guilty sword.
hahahahahahahahaha xddddd
Glitches _religiously_
Local man dies in ashes after a 20 minute long pilgrimage.
Only his helmet were recovered. Back to you at the studio, Darker Souls
@@yaboiwonka8913 Thank you William, today another man has been caught fighting with lovecraftian monsters, declaring himself as the "hunter" . His trial is taking place this evening, his basis being self defense. Now for the weather, [continuation of another commenter]
@@darkersouls1155 for today there are no clouds in sight, it's a grossly incandescent sunny day - keep in mind UV levels are high and remember to wear sunscreen and stay hydrated to preserve your skin and humanity
This should be the title for this video 😂
*glitched out menus*
oh, it's going to be one of those speedruns.
it is Any% so yeah glitches
Nooo you can't go faster using glitches vecause that's not how the game was designed noooooo
@@meestersecure9060 haha glitches go VROOMMM
@@meestersecure9060 it's just not as impressive as a glitch less run.
@@p-o2938 I don't think either type of run is more impressive than the other. They all require their own precise execution, and at the end of the day that's what makes speedrunning difficult and impressive. They're simply different runs, one just happens to be shorter than the other.
Crisanta: Let's see if you're really choosen by the Miracle
Literally 15 min later:
9:11 - "I have to go now. My planet needs me!"
Note: The penitent one died on the way back to his home planet.
Deogracias: Noooooo, you can't skip the 3 humiliations!!!
Penitent one: hahaha, flying glitch go *brrrr*
I lost it when you killed the first phase of the final boss off screen
LOL
Summa blasphemia, indeed.
Custodia's Space Program seems to be going steadily.
Was looking for a speedrun under an hour and I found this, incredible man, good job
The glitchless run is also sub 60 minutes and dare I say a whole lot more impressive.
@@OfficialCrowMauler I feel like people don't appreciate the effort some of these glitches can take not saying these ones are or are not hard, but some of these any% glitch run's are incredibly hard and techincal!
@@abom7634 yea ikr not all glitches make the game easier they save time but can be tricky to pull of
True penance can not be achieved so quickly. hahaa
The miracle: O_O
'I became a god with this one weird trick in just 20 minutes!'
Bishoprics all over the world hate him!
This is by far my favorite metroidvania of all time
aside from the art direction and character/environment design it's a terrible metroidvania with boring repetitive combat and an unreasonable amount of insta-kill situations
@@fourohsevenfishing there's great enemy variety and the map design and interconnectivity is amazing. It's a textbook defination good metroidvania
What
@@fourohsevenfishinggit gud.
Blasphemous is a metroidvania for the chads. Up there with SOTN, Hollowknight and Metroid Dread
"Long and twisted are the roads laid before us, for the Miracle is....what do you mean you're done already?!"
Nice work man. I don't even know how people figure out these glitches. I'm sure you'll improve and get it even faster, if you do go for more attempts.
I just finished the good ending today and the first thing I did was pull up a speedrun. Did not disappoint.
Same. He got swallowed by the mountain of ash because he cheated his way through the whole game lol
The background score on this game is just so surreal! My God
I was stuck on Crisanta for so long, and you made her look like child's play! Good job
after some practice you discover that she is an easy boss
She's easy to defeat as she keeps spamming her rush attacks which you can block. Hardest bosses for me were Quirce and The Last Son of the Miracle.
@@cupofcustard Quirce is literally the hardest boss in any 2d game I've ever played
@@JacobKinsley his attacks are so random and the fact his boss theme is so badass doesnt help!
@@JacobKinsley Wait what? I beat Quirce on my 2nd try and that was because he caught me by surprise the first time. Crisanta on the other hand took me around 30 tries.
Congratulations on your record, The Game Kitchen has immortalized it in your name with the new Easter Egg of Blasphemous 2, you will live in that game forever and ever. 🙏🏻
Crisanta: Let's see if you're really chosen
Meanwhile: Penitent One casualy sniping Escribar with blue farts
With the dodging I found out at least if you’re using the dodge speed increase knot item, if you hold down forward and down and press dodge fast you will constantly dodge and speed across the map 👍
Might help in speedruns
Not sure if it works without the item for dodging faster yet
completing the game in 20 minutes with all glitches. a Grievous Miracle indeed.
When you get tea bagged and beaten at the same time
The music in this game is so beautiful
these glitches are indeed blasphemous
6:05 It's not glitch. The Penitent One just so strong that he can launch himself far up no matter how heavy his armor is
6:09 well these some pretty freaking twisted ways of the miracle
I've seen people in the comments belittling this video just for using glitches. Ok assuming that's wrong, explain why his name is immortalized in the sequel for holding the record. Obviously the developers approve. Congratulations.
Crisinta: Pentinent one, your journey ends here, I cannot allo......
Pentinrnt one already defeats the 3 high wills in a second..
Crisinta: Huh???!!!
the penitent one's arm strength tho 💪
You made it into the second game
The mark of a truly well-made game is if you can break it and still finish it.
The ways of the Miracle are truly mysterious
so that's why i cant go to menu while on the edge
it was a speedrun tactic and they cant fix it so thy just banned it.
The new mega man is metal af
Such an awesome speed run. This is awesome right on. You earned a subscriber.
made crisanta boss battle look like childs play.. me: *cries in my 99th defeat
I hope they make a sequel to this game.
You are in luck my friend
@@henrychandler1773 are they still making it
And finally they oficially anounced with a stunning trailer 🔥
@@henrychandler1773 I know, right? I've been following the news, and I just saw the trailer with the release date.
@@Akira556 Yes. It's coming out on August 24, 2023
This is completely insane 🤯
Beautiful like grapes in November.
Hey man, the thing you did with the first half of the final boss can also be made with Crisanta, only that you have to give her the last blow or the game will glitch.
he had to farm the neccessary amount of tears to get the ranged attack which would have killed time. he couldnt use his prayer either cuz he would have killed himself before he could have killed crisanta
Bro I have spent Blasphemous in 50 hours alone ... oh Knots are and will be the unscrupulous knots of the miracle, penitent one
summa blasphemia = the greatest blasphemy
Soooo what you're telling me is that the giant pile of masks at the end took like 2-3 days to accumulate
His Holiness Escribar: .........dude
That was fucking aweasome! I spend 20h to pass it once XD
I'm on 74% and 28 hours ! Taken me 3 years on and off but determined to finish it before part 2 comes out. I get lost and confused a lot - just like real life 😂
What was with that whole thing you did when you first got to Albero? I assume you're doing some sort of cool glitch, but you ended up in the same place you started. So I'm lost on what that achieved.
So you put yourself into a glitched state where you can transition screens and interact with stuff, but it doesn't trigger whatever flag that lets the game know you already used a Mea Culpa shrine? Interesting. This type of stuff is why I love speedrunning. Navigating there blind sounds pretty tricky. Thanks for the reply!
Ok how the f do you do that glitch to increase your weapon power constantly, that could be useful lol
devs put a tribute for your speedrun
This is before the patch to Crisanta. Fuck that boss now.
how many times did you even completed this game @_@
Rip his keyboard
What patch was this on? Do these glitches work on current patch?
Esta chulo el truco de ir hacia arriba como cuando se me pone tiesa en 1 segundo el rabo de toro viril😅
crisanta only making the downwards attack is kinda sus
He literally did crisanta like a sekiro boss lol
How do people figure out these glitches everytime??
Simulations, they have bots run through the game, doint inputs till they find an exploit
Someone send this to TearofGrace
Hare Krishna 💛
you can slide faster by holding down and right
@@serena2396 ah cool, didnt know that
No, you need a certain rosary bead for it that reduces dodge cooldown
You need to carry out 3 humiliations.
You mean I need to carry out 2 humiliations?
Yes you need to grab the mask a few times.
I think this game might be the champion of being a buggy mess, but still a fantastic experience.
No boss > no Miracle
What is he doing around 4:00??? There's menu and I don't know. WTF?
activate Mea Culpa shrine few times, i guess. For more damage on bosses.
I have 90hrs of gameplay under my belt. I have so many questions: is this really glitches? No cheats? How could he use the elevator without all three masks? Why is his swort so incredibly strong? Why can he seemingly slash/attack faster than usual? The off-screen kill of the first stage of the final boss was impressive. I have seen some REALLY good players with hardcore skills here which helped me a lot with my own gameplay but i have never seen a glitch-play so far.
elevator - it needs any 3 masks, not specifically all 3 unique masks. I collect the one from melquiades twice.
damage - during the long section near the beginning with the menu covering the screen I'm doing a glitch to collect the albero mea culpa shrine multiple times
attack speed - you can cancel the attack animation by crouching then immediately do another attack
@@serena2396 thx for the detailed reply!
Its strange that he didnt do slash cancel
Can you only do these glitches on pc?
How does he do so much damage
3:31 i don't remember that cutscene...
It's the 1st sword alter you find on a new game.
Didn't recognize it either at first. If you do New Game+ you never see it.
Somethings glitched the hell out of this game
WTF for those jumps?
great job
How do you do the jump thing?
penitent one : wtf did u do at 6:11 thats bullshit.
This is epic
Boring
Speed runners who break the game shouldn’t even be a record
그림이 너무 기괴하고 무서움 그래서 하기 싫어지는 게임
Can you still do this glitch? Also can you still get some of the achievements/trophies with this method?
Wwhat is the key between escape key and map key ?
1. Have any of these glitched been patched out? 2. Do you just press esc to go through dialog that fast and 3. How do you perform the mia culpa glitch?
@@serena2396 thanks! are you gunna try doing any glitchless speedruns next?
LOL !!! this is good entertainment haha
summo speedrun
I feel the game would be better if it got rid of almost every non-boss map but the boss fight are very fun
Philistine! Just wait for a boss rush mode.
Lol your comment is basically "the game would be better, if it didn't exist" assole.
I did the mea culpa glitch on my PS4!!!!
128k views damn
Skiprun any %
Alguien me puede decir si al dia de hoy se puede hacer si la fase 1 del ultimo boss de la forma que ella lo hizo? jajajajaja
ok buddy
speedrun indeed. jesus all of these speedrunners that glitch are dumb AF.
Dislike
No cuenta si lo haces con errores del juego.
nice
Wow
Okay... thats cheating 😂
this is a any% speedrun so thats kinda the whole point XD
Love
Dark souls 8bits
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Itd be cooler if you actually played the game instead of just exploiting it
this is a speedrun
Nope
Patched. I hate glitch "speedrunners"
Bah. Glitch player.